#henry danger rewatch

[piperslovebot]

The way Charlotte cracked the code and wasn’t even shocked! She just knew! SOULMATES

[demigods-posts]

i like how we all just adopted henry and charlotte as a version of percy and annabeth in a different universe at the exact same time. we really do share a braincell.

[pinazee]

First season wrap up:

Okay, to start, i should mention my general opinion on first seasons for shows, especially cable shows, is not to read too much of it as canon. The writers, producers, actors- everyone- are all trying to figure out what works and what doesn’t, so i give them latitude, particularly when it conflicts with later seasons. That being said, i do enjoy jumping through the hoops to make it all fit haha

So heres a few leftover notes i had as i revisited the eps to rank them:

I bet part of Lassie was craving the father figure in Henry, since we find out later his own father passed away when he was quite young. I wonder if thats part of the reason why he became a cop, as they are portrayed as the protectors and in the 80’s they were mainly men (i don’t really remember if he states his reason later, i suspect he did and im just not remembering). So when Henry didn’t meet up to the expectation he had in his mind, i bet it hurt a little more as it reminded him of what he lost :/

I think the other reason Shawn plays dumb so much, besides hiding his genius so ppl believe hes psychic, or for laughs, is because its how he gets people talking. Like in Shawn vs. the red phantom, he purposely guessed the wrong room number so the boys would correct him. My apologies if someones pointed this out before, i haven’t combed through the internet for everyone’s theories 😬 i only now noticed. I’m not the quickest at picking these things up lol

If i had to guess, Shawn didn’t want to be a cop for halloween, he probably wanted to be something star wars related to go with Gus’s Lando. So i wonder at what age Shawn stopped trying to please his dad. But also, why didn’t his mother ever stand up for him?? I’ll come back to her later -_-

I somehow missed it the first time, but shawn clearly asked Gus to come to the dinner and Gus even points out that it was a big deal for henry to reach out. Soo, yeah, shawn obviously didn’t wanna be alone with his dad, and even henry seemed nervous about it as hes pretty drunk.

Shawn has a right to be afraid of pointy things, his dad hid his easter eggs under glass when he was 6! Not to mention he later gets stabbed 3 times! (Also its just a legitimate fear???)

So far the list of Shawns knowledge (things i wouldn’t expect an average person to know) includes (beyond the obvious observational skills, deductive reasoning, reading people (poker), and all things police (marksmanship, police codes, etc.)):

Incredible spatial and physical reasoning skills (knowing how much money could fit in the duffle bag, knowing to rotate the water pitcher to catch the reflection from the tv)

Kurt Vonnegut (well, I didn’t know who he was at least)

How to spell aggiornamento (and probably all words because of his photographic memory)

Handwriting expert

Casually spoke and understood german

Has every road he’s driven mapped in his brain, and likely all of Santa Barbara

Familiar with paint (enough to know to mix latex enamel for no messy drips)

Animal tracks (i went back and forth on this but ultimately decided he must have known what to look for)

And heres a list of Gus’s niche interests:

Forensics

Spelling bee

Safe cracking

Historic rifles

Comic books

Astronomy (even though he was going to the planetarium for the girl)

Law

Local tennis

Online poker

Lastly, Ive decided instead of ranking them, im putting them in tiers. I feel like too many of them are hitting at the same level and I can’t differentiate:

Sweetest, Juiciest Golden Pineapple Tier

Scary Sherry, Biancas toast (ohmygod i just got the biancas toast 🤦🏽‍♀️)

Blue Psych Logo Tier

Weekend warriors

Forget me not

From the earth to starbucks

Poker? I hardly know her! (Sorry @pineapple-psychic!)

Pepto Bismo Pink Tier

Spelling bee

Pilot

She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me oops hes dead

Who ya gonna call?

Shawn vs the red phantom

Oops Canadian Flag Tier

Cloudy with a chance of murder

9 lives

Game set muuurder

Speak now or forever hold your piece

Woman seeking dead husband, smokers okay, no pets

[adamfromsawreal]

henry hart autistic by the way

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

i hate that old nickelodeon shows are borderline unrewatchable because you now realize how many inappropriate and weird things were put into them by dan schneider. it genuinely makes me so angry that he was allowed to be in charge of writing the scripts for kids shows and no one stopped him from adding in sexual jokes and scenes. and now the shows are ruined and permanently uncomfortable to watch because you know why those scenes are there. i hate it.

[alteadelight]

tell me why jasper and henry had more chemistry in that one scene in “i know your secret” then henry had with any of his girlfriends

[gemini-castor-and-pollux]

Sorry it took me so long

Ooh, Cas, you′ll never believe what happened

no, I know

There's a musical curse over Swellview

yeah, I know

And you'll never believe who did it

Frankini

Frankini!

Yeah, I know

Ooh, Cas, you′ll never believe how he did it

the speakers

He took control of the speakers

yeah, I know

And then put out a weird kind of frequency

And now we have to sing

Pollux!

Yeah?

Thanks for filling me in

sure!

[circuses-and-childhoodtrauma]

“Be ready, Drexy”

Hope y’all like it 🫶

[smashing-yng-man]

Still so glad that Nickelodeon finally severed ties with Dan Schneider back in 2018, due to misconduct allegations.

The weird fucker used to put pictures of his actress' feet (all of whom were underage at the time) on his Twitter profile, was accused of gender discrimination and verbally abusing his colleagues, and asked for massages from the adult female ones.

Jennette McCurdy famously turned down a $300k "hush money" offer from Nickelodeon to not discuss her time spent at the network, and it's known among fans that her mom forced her into acting and that she was deeply unhappy being in the role of Sam in iCarly in the first place.

[catwouthats]

So off topic from my current fixations, but I finally watched the last episode of Henry Danger :,)

[tactlesstuesdays]

a pearl 🤝 henry hart

[nickbutnodick]

oftentimes the things we loved when we were younger get old. sometimes we get too old for the things we loved when we were younger. but occasionally, when the stars align, the things we used to love are even better when we rediscover them.

[transhulklings]

[starlooove]

Omg I’m so stupid all the phones are double sided

[discocandles]

Jasper gives so many theater kid vibes, it's almost unreal. Like did swellview even have a theater program, actually did they have an arts program at all?

From what I remember, there never seems to be much of an art or music class at Henry's school. The only time they really talk about actors is when it's a movie, as all the tv shows seem to be reality tv. Any instruments we see are in junk n stuff or locked away in the attics(like the harts' handbells).

Other than Frankini, whose backstory I don't remember, there's basically no use of the arts in swellview. Anytime someone attempts to make music, the reaction is immediately annoyance. And maybe that's why frankini, whose backstory I have no intention of looking up, is the way he is. Or why Jasper is seen as such an odd kid. Bc he has a place where he would fit in perfectly, but that perfect place has somehow been removed, so he goes from hobby to hobby, enjoying it but not enough to keep doing it.

[mishastiel]

"I'm gonna blow a bubble. I'm gonna blow your mind" yeah and his back too apparently ray