#henrietta totally would

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Toby the Tram Engine - Oaken Rizz

Discussed in a Discord server not 15 minutes ago . . .

Toby: "I can't helping being so good-looking! I was there when Jesus fed the five thousand!!"

Thomas: "That- . . . How does that even relate?"

Toby: "I'm not saying he liked me more Thomas, I'm just saying he fed me a bit more than the rest that day." *Trundles away.*

Thomas: *Speechless.*

Later that same day . . .

Percy: *Not five minutes after arriving at Ffarquhar sheds with the mail.* "Henrietta told me that Toby is a 10, but I thought he was a Tram & number 7?"

Thomas and Daisy: *Choke on their drinks and splutter helplessly.*

Daisy: *Recovers and clears her Throat.* "My dear Percy, that TOBY is a 5 at MOST.

Henrietta: *In the Carriage shed next to Daisy.* "My Toby is absolutely a ten, you motorized trollop!!"

Daisy: *Is offended and gasps in Highly Sprung.* "EXCUSE ME?!"

Thomas: *Finally recovers from his coughing fit to pacify the others.* "That's because Henrietta is Toby's wife, Percy. Of course, she exaggerating."

Henrietta: *Gives Thomas a dry, unimpressed look.* "Not when you're around, box-top."

Thomas: *Blinks like he's been slapped.* "Eh-?"

Henrietta: *Smugly.* "If you'd heard half the things Annie and Clarabel have told me about My Toby, that I already know, mind you, you'd wonder why they still travel with you at all."

Thomas: *Is offended in Little Engine.* "OYY!!"

Percy: *Perplexed and tilts his face like a puppy.* "What's a . . . wife?"

Thomas: *Recovers again.* "Ugh . . ." *Thinking 'I need another drink . . .'*

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Sometimes a girl has to go a little crazy. Sometimes a girl has to make a book-accurate floorplan for 300 Fox Way. These things just happen, sometimes.

Obsessive annotations under the cut ✨ but be warned, there's a LOT

Exterior

Okay first of all, I'm no architect, and my only knowledge comes from work experience in the real estate industry + a lot of Sims. The style is sort of neo-rural French colonial. I didn't set out to adhere to that standard so much as I made an amalgamation of homes in Blue Ridge Mountains-adjacent towns in Virginia. Specifically, my headcanon Henrietta template is Orange, VA (I'll save that explanation for another post) so I took inspiration from real estate listings from there.

Alright alright I know there is supposed to be one bathroom, but I simply can't tolerate that in a house with 6+ residents. I can't. There was a possible contradiction in the descriptions of "the single shared bathroom" that I used as an excuse to add a 3/4 bath, and I threw in a powder room for free. Because technically there is still only one full bathroom! But seriously with that many women over 30 most of them probably have IBS or chronic constipation and I'm not making them all share a toilet.

Officially we only have 4 bedrooms listed in text: Blue's, Persephone's, Maura's, and Calla and Jimi's shared one. Everyone else gets rooms that don't qualify as bedrooms via Virginia residential building codes (such as the attic, obviously, which falls below the combined ceiling height and square footage requirements). That really just leaves Orla unaccounted for but I'll get to that later. Other aunts and friends seem to visit during the day and live somewhere else, because in The Raven King only Jimi and Orla were described as needing to move out of the house during the demon stuff.

I designed the entire interior floorplan before I even touched the exterior, so there's a few issues, like how I'm totally missing shutters on the windows that functionally need them most. 🫶 I didn't feel like making the windows smaller to fit them, and I could have added faux-shutters but I think those are stupid. 😘

First floor

"This house is lovely. So many walls. So, so many walls," Malory said as Blue entered the living room a little later.

- Blue Lily, Lily Blue, Chapter 30

Right off the bat, we have an insane number of doors and walls. Old colonial houses are pretty much the opposite of open concept. Functionally I believe that's because it's easier to control heat with closed off rooms, but Virginia is not particularly cold so idk. As for the number of doors, I mean....😤😤😤 I prefer archways/doorless frames in small high-traffic spaces, but every time I thought I could get away with it Maggie would specifically describe doors opening and closing (For example BL,LB Ch 41 gives the reading room double doors, and even the living room gets one in Ch 11. What kind of living room needs a door???). I'm actually missing one of the doorways described in canon, but if you know which one I'm talking about I DARE you to find a place to put that thing!! But I digress.

“Mom," she said as she jumped down the crooked stairs.

- The Raven Boys, Chapter 3

I'm liberally using "crooked" to establish the corner turn stairs. Blue steadies herself on the stair railing when she identifies Gansey for the first time (TRB Ch 15), so I wanted the stairs to have good visual access to visitors. It also sort of has a feng shui-ish effect of separating the public and private energy zones in the house. If that statement made zero sense, I think one of us doesn't know enough about feng shui 👀 and it might be me.

I'm also using that quote to establish Maura's room downstairs, if Blue generally expects to find her mother there, but mostly because everything else was upstairs and it was getting hard to fit. Granted, at one point Blue leads the boys "up the stairs to Maura's bedroom" (TDT Epilogue) but since they were just arriving at 300 Fox Way those stairs could easily be the outdoor ones. There's a handful of little things to support me here, such as Adam grabbing a scrying bowl from Maura's room to use in the reading room (BL,LB Ch 41) implying that her room was the closest place to find one. And speaking of Maura's room-

Calla was overwhelmed by how much shit Maura had in her room at 300 Fox Way, and she told Blue this.

... The mess was taking years from her life. ... Maura liked chaos.

... The psychic hotline rang in the room next door. Calla's concentration fluttered away.

- Blue Lily, Lily Blue, Prologue

Maura is my favorite hypocrite. She claims to detest clutter (TRB Ch 34) and yet her room is literally described as chaos. She probably treats her room like a college student and moves the furniture every time she gets bored/stressed. Thus, I gave her the most insane furniture configuration I could think of while still matching all the contents described.

The phone ringing next door might imply that she neighbors the phone/sewing/cat room, but that area is pretty well described and Maura's room is never mentioned there in any other instance. That leaves us with the kitchen phone (TRB Ch 27) which I put in the hallway with kitchen access as a compromise so it would technically still be in a room next to Maura's.

In the reading room, the man looked around with clinical interest. His gaze passed over the candles, the potted plants, the incense burners, the elaborate dining room chandelier, the rustic table that dominated the room, the lace curtains, and finally landed on a framed photograph of Steve Martin.

- The Raven Boys, Chapter 13

There are so many quotes about the reading room that I just don't feel like citing them, but other details include the mismatched chairs, the shelves, doors etc. It's also described specifically as Maura's "front room" (TRB Prologue) so it's one of the cornerstones that I designed the rest of the layout around. Because of the plants, it makes sense that this room would be south-facing too. (Although idk how much light they get with the wraparound porch awning in the way. Oops lol!)

The outside suddenly seemed vivid in comparison to the dim kitchen. The April-bright trees pressed against the windows of the breakfast area, ...

- The Raven Boys, Chapter 3

Blue Stormed into 300 Fox Way's kitchen and began a one-sided interrogation with Artemus, who was still hidden behind the closed storage closet door.

- The Raven King, Chapter 9

Likewise, I'm using the particularly dim kitchen to place it on the north side, where we also know there's trees in the backyard.

I'll say the kitchen layout is weirder than it strictly needed to be because in the Virginia homes I referenced I adored all the strange kitchens, especially with old timey 'servants area' vibes where laundry kitchen and pantry are all connected. Instead of a kitchen island, they get one of those rolling kitchen carts which I doubled as a bar cart for the drinks they have in the living room.

The kitchen has a doorway to the hall (TRB Ch 13) and the living room is within view when Blue's on the kitchen phone (Ch 27).

Speaking of chapter 27, that's when we get the description "The morning light through the windows turned the drinks a brilliant, translucent yellow." So I put the living room on the east side of the house, where the rising sun would cast really strong light like that.

Second Floor

When she woke up, her normally morning-bright room had the breath-held dimness of afternoon. In the next room over, Orla was talking to either her boyfriend or to one of the psychic hotline callers.

- The Raven Boys, Chapter 3

Blue headed toward the red-painted door at the end of the hall. On her way, she had to pass the frenzy of activity in the Phone/Sewing/Cat Room and the furious battle for the bathroom. The room behind the red door belonged to Persephone, ...

- The Raven Boys, Chapter 11

Blue's room and the Phone/Sewing/Cat room are our cornerstones for this floor. In several examples we know that the Phone/Sewing/Cat room faces the street and has a window (TRB Ch 15, BL,LB Ch 4). While Blue's room is "morning-bright," we also get descriptions of guests at the front door "backlit by the evening sun," (TRB Ch 15) so once again we're probably talking about south windows if it's sunlit at both times of day.

Adam sat awkwardly on the edge of Blue's bed. It felt strange to have so easily gained access to a girl's bed- room. If you knew Blue at all, the room was unsurprising - canvas silhouettes of trees stuck to the walls, leaves hanging in chains from the ceiling fan, a bird with a talk bubble reading WORMS FOR ALL painted above a shelf cluttered with buttons and about nine different pairs of scissors. Against the wall, Blue self-consciously taped up the drooping branch on one of the trees.

- The Dream Thieves, Chapter 49

We get some great descriptions of Blue's room (especially TRB Ch 43), although the above one is my favorite (#wormsforall). Every piece of furniture is accounted for exactly as described except the desk which I added because it seemed practical, and Blue is nothing if not practical™.

Persephone's room is also very well-described, all the way down to the furniture and lighting placement (BL,LB Ch 4 and TRB Ch 11) and it's surprisingly similar to Blue's room, if not a bit smaller. Her room gets strong afternoon sunlight, so I put it on the south too (BL,LB Ch 43).

Calla and Jimi share a room that's also upstairs (TRK Ch 16). Because they are the only two who have to share a room, I have justified that it must be the "master bedroom" (sorry for using that term) and is far bigger than the other bedrooms. I managed to fit two queen beds in there, but some scholars [me] would argue that Jimi and Calla might also share a bed because they are in love. Can you prove me wrong? No, you can't.

As for the bathroom, remember when I mentioned a possible contradiction? Famously, Maura draws the ley line symbol in the steamed up shower door (TRB Ch 1). However, much later we get Maura, Orla, Calla and Jimi all sitting in the bathtub for some kind of ritual (TRK Ch 9). No matter how I picture it, I can't put 4 full grown women in a bathtub together without someone partially sitting on/spilling over the side. But that would be impossible in a combo bath/shower enclosed by glass doors!! Thus, I gave The Bathroom a nice tub and put a small shower in the en suite of Jimi and Calla's room. I know this is a stretch but I don't really care.

Attic

Blue had never been a big fan of the attic, even before Neeve moved in. Numerous slanting roof lines provided dozens of opportunities to hit your head on a sloping ceiling. Unfinished wood floorboards and areas patched with prickly plywood were unfriendly to bare feet. Summer turned the attic into an inferno.

... In one of the narrow dormers, two full-length, footed mirrors faced each other, reflecting mirrored images back and forth at each other in perpetuum.

- The Raven Boys, Chapter 34

Trying to fit the attic access in after everything in the second floor was my biggest challenge, because stairs normally take up a lot of space and you have to be careful about head room. I'm the end, I decided it was one of those fold out attic doors that you have to reach from the ceiling of the hallway. We might get a lot of instances of the attic door being opened (😤 seriously, Maggie... 😤) but technically a trap door in the ceiling is still a door!

Dormers pretty much cemented the French colonial style for me. And you know the drill by now: a hot room probably means a lot of sun, which means I give it a south facing window!

Mud Room/Cellar/Basement

This cellar has absolutely zero mention in the text, but my justification is based in the architecture. So far we've got a funky old colonial house, built without a garage, lots of walls etc. Especially in a low-income/semi-rural area, it's not crazy to assume that 300 Fox Way was built before most residents had refrigerators (1930s-40s). Besides iceboxes, a major way to keep food fresh was root cellars. Modern renovations for old homes convert these to concrete basements, but that's why the basement is so small and connects to the kitchen.

My headcanon is that Orla originally shared a room. Pick whoever you want: Maura, Blue or Persephone, any of them would easily be such a chaotic roommate that Orla snapped and in a fit of teen girl rage moved herself down to the crummy dark basement. Over time, she made efforts to glamorize it, such as a vintage dressing screen to hide the flood drainage pump. The privacy also allows her to bring boyfriends over, even sneaking them through the mud room.

This is really just my artistic license, but I swear it makes a surprising amount of sense in context. There's cases of Orla sneaking into the kitchen (easier if she has a back entrance) and she's almost always using the phone upstairs or in the kitchen (because a basement would get bad reception) even though her calls get kinda ~intimate.

Aaaaaand I think that's everything. Sorry it doesn't look like the photo from the wiki at all, but I couldn't find a source for it and Victorian style wasn't super common in the areas I researched. Let me know if I missed anything major! I'll probably cry myself to sleep if so.

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list of canon/implied canon characters!

the other day, i was counting how many entries on this blog are canonically queer characters, the number totaled over 800! and so i decided i would make a masterlist of all the canon identities, along with that character's canon pronouns.

this list is sorted alphabetically by fandom, with characters within each fandom, also listed alphabetically.

i put the list below the cut, because it is quite very long.

9-1-1 evan buckley (he/him) - bisexual henrietta wilson (she/her) - lesbian

& juliet francois dubois (he/him) - pansexual may bellerose (they/they) - non-binary romeo montague (he/him) - bisexual - implied

16bit sensation konoha akisato (she/her) - sapphic - implied

a kind of spark keedie darrow (she/her) - lesbian

a league of their own (2022) bertie hart (he/him) - transgender carson shaw (she/her) - bisexual greta gill (she/her) - lesbian jess mccready (she/her) - lesbian jo deluca (she/her) - lesbian lupe garcia (she/her) - lesbian max chapman (she/her) - lesbian

a man who defies the world of bl ayato (he/him) - bisexual

abbott elementary ava (she/her) - bisexual - implied

adventure time (and fionna and cake) fionna (she/her) - bisexual - implied marceline (she/her) - bisexual marshall lee (he/him)- bisexual princess bubblegum (she/her) - sapphic

alfred j. kwak ollie (he/him) - transgender

alice júnior alice júnior (she/her) - transgender + bisexual taísa (she/her) - bisexual

all for the game andrew minyard (he/him) - gay jean moreau (he/him) - bisexual neil josten (he/him) - demisexual

amphibia anne boonchuy (she/her) - sapphic sasha waybright (she/her) - bisexual

another life zayn petrossian (ze/hir) - non-binary

apex legends bangalore (she/her) - lesbian bloodhound (they/them) - non-binary catalyst (she/her) - transgender fuse (he/him) - pansexual gibraltar (he/him) - gay loba (she/her) - bisexual mirage (he/him) - queer seer (he.him) - pansexual valkyrie (she/her) - lesbian

assassination classroom touka yada (she/her) - sapphic

avatar: the last airbender (and the legend of korra) asami (she/her) - bisexual korra (she/her) - bisexual kyoshi (she/her) - bisexual

avenue q rod (he/him) - gay

back to 15 camila (she/her) - transgender + polyamorous

baldur's gate 3 dame aylin (she/her) - lesbian isobel thorm (she/her) - lesbian karlach (she/her) - bisexual shadowheart (she/her) - bisexual

barbie barbie (she/her)- asexual ken (he/him) - asexual

barbie (dolls + animation) barbie (she/her) - bisexual

batman: the telltale series the joker (he/him) - bisexual

battle for dream island winner (they/them) - non-binary

bbc ghosts captain (he/him) - gay - implied

bbc sherlock eurus holmes (she/her) - queer - implied irene adler(she/her) - sapphic

be more chill richard goranski (he/him) - bisexual squip (it/its) - non-binary

bee and puppycat toast (she/her) - bisexual

beetlejuice beetlejuice (he/him) - pansexual

bfb four (he/they) - agender

black butler alois trancy (he/him) - gay - implied grell sutcliff (she/her) - transgender - canon - bisexual - implied joanne harcourt (he/him) - gay - implied

black hammer mark markz (he/him) - gay

black jack kei kisaragi (he/him) - transgender

bleach giselle gewelle (she/her) - transgender

bloom into you seiji maki (he/him) - aroace yuu koito (she/her) - lesbian

blue lock kunigami rensuke (he/him) - bisexual oliver aiku (he/him) - bisexual sae itoshi (he/him) - achillean - implied shidou ryusei (he/him) - gay

blue period ayukawa ryuji (any pronouns) - non-binary + bisexual

bob and rose bob (he/him) - homoflexible

bob's burgers bob belcher (he/him) - bisexual - implied

bocchi the rock ikuyo kita (she/her) - lesbian

bojack horseman kelsey jannings (she/her) - lesbian the cardinal (she/her) - transgender - implied todd chavez (he/him) - asexual

bones angela montenegro (she/her) - bisexual haru tanaka - non-binary - implied roxie lyon (she/her) - lesbian dr. temperance brennan (she/her) - polyamorous - implied

breakfast on pluto patricia braden (she/her) - transgender

bright young things miles maitland (he/him) - gay

brooklyn nine-nine rosa diaz (she/her)- bisexual

bubble comics oleg volkov (he/him) - achillean - implied sergey razumovsky (he/him) - bisexual - implied

buffy the vampire slayer kennedy (she/her) - lesbian tara maclay (she/her) - lesbian willow rosenberg (she/her) - lesbian

bully jimmy hopkins (he/him) - bisexual - implied

camp here and there jedidiah martin (he/him) - gay - implied marisol yuchengo (she/her) - bisexual + transgender rowan chow (he/him) - bisexual + transgender sydney sargent (he/him) - transgender + gay

cardcaptor sakura nakuru akizuki (she/her) - non-binary - implied sakura kinomoto (she/her) - pansexual sonomi daidouji (she/her) - lesbian syaoran li (he/him) - bisexual tomoyo daidouji (she/her) - lesbian touya kinomoto (he/him) - bisexual yukito tsukishiro (he/him) - achillean

castle swimmer queen nee (she/her) - transgender

castlevania alucard (he/him) - bisexual

chainsaw man quanxi (she/her) - polyamorous + lesbian

changing channels blacklight (she/her) - lesbian spotlight (she/her) - lesbian

claudine claude (he/him) - transgender

close leo (he/him) - gay - implied remi (he/him) - gay - implied

cookie run abyss monarch cookie (they/them) - non-binary ananas dragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary angel cookie (they/them) - non-binary blue lily cookie (she/her) - lesbian candy diver cookie (they/them) - non-binary cotton candy cookie (she/her) - queer cream unicorn cookie (they/them) - non-binary dark enchantress cookie (she/it) - genderqueer devil cookie (they/them) - non-binary dj cookie (they/them) - non-binary + bisexual fettuccine cookie (she/it) - genderqueer fig cookie (they/them) - non-binary ion cookie robot (it/its) - agender lilybell cookie (she/her) - lesbian lime cookie (she/her) - pansexual lotus dragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary milk cookie (he/him) - achillean moonlight cookie (she/her) - lesbian peppermint cookie (they/them) - non-binary pinecone cookie cookie (they/them) - non-binary pitaya dragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary poison mushroom cookie (they/them) - non-binary pomegranate cookie (she/her) - lesbian princess cookie (she/her) - bisexual raspberry cookie (she/her) - sapphic roquefort cookie (they/them) - non-binary + queer sea fairy cookie (she/her) - lesbian snapdragon cookie (they/it) - non-binary snow sugar cookie (they/them) - non-binary sorbet shark cookie (they/them) - non-binary space donut (they/it) - non-binary squid ink cookie (they/them) - non-binary strawberry crepe cookie (they/them) - non-binary timekeeper cookie (she/they) - genderqueer white choco cookie (she/her) - lesbian

cosmosdex apollo v1 (he/him) - transgender - implied athena v1 - sapphic eris v1 - sapphic hermes v1 - m-spec john gaylord v13 - gay

craig of the creek angel jose (they/them) - agender george (he/him) - gay

crazy ex girlfriend darryl whitefeather (he/him) - bisexual josh (he/him) - gay maya (she/her) - bisexual valencia perez (she/her) - bisexual

cucumber quest rosemaster (she/her) - transgender

danganronpa chihiro fujisaki (he/him) - transfeminine - implied nagito komeada (he/him) - achillean

danganronpa: despair time ace markey (he/him) - gay eden tobisa (she/her) - lesbian

dark carnival acro (any pronouns) sydney wilson (she/her) - aroace

dc alexis kaye (she/her) - bisexual artemis of bana-mighdall (she/her) - bisexual catwoman (she/her) - bisexual ghost maker (he/him) - bisexual harley quinn (she/her)- bisexual harper row (she/her)- bisexual jack phantom (she/her) - lesbian john constantine (he/him) - bisexual jon kent (he/him) - bisexual leonard snart (he/him) - pansexual nial nal (she/her) - transgender poison ivy (she/her) - bisexual rebis (any pronouns) - intersex + pangender sarah lance (she/her) - bisexual "spooner" cruz (she/her) - asexual tim drake (he/him) - bisexual wonder woman (she/her) - bisexual yara flor (she/her) - bisexual

dead by daylight david king (he/him) - gay

dead end: paranormal park barney guttman (he/him) - gay + transgender norma khan (she/her) - bisexual

descendants gil (he/him) - gay harry hook (he/him) - bisexual mal (she/her) - pansexual

destiny 2 drifter (he/him) - pansexual

devil's line akihito kanzaki (they/them) - non-binary + asexual + gay

dirk gently's holistic detective agency tina tevetino (she/her) - bisexual

disco elysium harry dubois (he/him) - bisexual - implied kim kitsuragi (he/him) - gay klaasje amandou (she/her) - bisexual ruby, the instigator (she/her) - lesbian

do revenge eleanor levetan (she/her) - lesbian

doctor who bill potts (she/her) - lesbian maestro (they/them) - non-binary

dodgeball: a true underdog story kate veatch (she/her) - bisexual

dorohedoro turkey (she/her) - transgender

dr. stone nanami ryusui (he/him) - pansexuali - implied ishigami senku (he/him) - aroace - implied

duolingo bea (she/her) - bisexual lily (she/her) - lesbian - implied lin (she/her) - lesbian oscar (he/him) - gay

elsewhere dan cooper (he/him) - bisexual - implied

emmerdale liv flaherty (she/her) - asexual

entropic float peri dubois (she/her) - asexual

euphoria rue bennett (she/her) - non-binary + lesbian

ever after high apple white (she/her) - lesbian c. a. cupid (she/her) - bisexual darling charming (she/her) - lesbian faybelle thorn (she/her) - lesbian raven queen (she/her) - bisexual

everything's gonna be okay drea stevens (she/her) - asexual + lesbian matilda moss (she/her) - sapphic

fallout 4 deacon (he/him) - bisexual john hancock (he/him) - bisexual preston garvey (he/him) - bisexual rj maccready (he/him) - bisexual

falsettos charlotte (she/her) - lesbian cordelia (she/her) - lesbian marvin (he/him) - gay whizzer (he/him) - gay

fantasy high riz gukgak (he/him) - asexual

fellow travelers tim laughlin (he/him) - gay

final space ash graven (she/her) - sapphic

fire emblem linhardt von hevring (he/him) - bisexual - implied

fire punch togata (he/him) - transgender

flicker (roblox) adora (she/her) - lesbian alab (they/them) - non-binary amethyst (she/they/ze) - demigirl + trixic aphrodite (she/her) - transgender arielle (she/her)- transgender chidi (he/him) - asexual cody (he/him) - transgender eduardo (he/they) - demiboy + pansexual elaina (they/them) - non-binary ezra (they/them) - non-binary + toric fayola (she/they) - demigirl grace (they/them) - non-binary + aroace halona (they/he/she) - two-spirit john (he/him) - bisexual joshua (he/him) - gay kai (they/them) - non-binary + pansexual kiryomi (she/her) - lesbian lassi (they/them) - non-binary + aroace lukey (they/them) - agender + questioning melodie (she/her) - lesbian mika (any pronouns) - genderfluid + aroace prasiddhi (she/her) - bisexual quinn (they/them) - genderqueer + questioning tamia (they/them) - non-binary trey (they/them) - agender vinny (he/him) - bisexual

flight rising wayfinder merrigan (they/he/she) - non-binary

fruits basket hatsuharu sohma (he/him) - bisexual - implied ritsu sohma (he/him) - transfeminine - implied

generation greta moreno (she/her) - lesbian + asexual

genshin impact jeht (she/her) - lesbian kaeya alberich (he/him) - bisexual - implied kamisato ayaka (she/her) - bisexual - implied lyney (he/him) - bisexual - implied the traveler (male traveler: he/him; female traveler: she/her) - queer - implied venti (he/him) - agender - implied

ghostbusters phoebe spengler (she/her) - lesbian - implied

ginny and georgia sophie sanchez (she/her) - bisexual

given akihiko kaji (he/him) - bisexual haruki nakayama (he/him) - bisexual mafuyu sato (he/him) - gay ritsuka oenoyama (he/him) - gayh

golden kamuy kano ienaga (she/her) - transgender

good omens crowley (he/him) - genderfluid + asexual maggie (she/her) - lesbian muriel (they/them) - non-binary nina (she/her) - sapphic pollution (they/them) - non-binary

gravity falls bill cipher (he/him) - gay - implied mabel pines (she/her) - bisexual - implied wendy corduroy (she/her) - bisexual

grishaverse hanne brum (she/her) - sapphic - canon - genderqueer - implied jesper fahey (he/him) - bisexual nina zenik (she/her) - bisexual wylan van eck (he/him) - gay

guilty gear bridget (she/her) - transgender testament (they/them) - agender

gundam miorine (she/her) - sapphic suletta (she/her) - sapphic

hades zagreus (he/him) - polyamorous + bisexual

haikyuu hitoka yachi (she/her) - sapphic - implied

hannibal hannibal lecter (he/him) - bisexual will graham (he/him) - achillean

has anyone heard of the left/right game? eve (she/her) - sapphic

hazbin hotel alastor (he/him) - aroace angel dust (he/him) - gay charlie morningstar (she/her) - bisexual cherri bomb (she/her) - bisexual husk (he/him) - pansexual sir pentious (he/him)- bisexual vaggie (she/her) - sapphic valentino (he/him) - pansexual velvette (she/her) - queer vox (he/him) - bisexual

heartbreak high "ant" vaughn (he/him) - queer - implied "ca$h" piggott (he/him) - asexual darren (they/them) - non-binary + queer malakai (he/him) - bisexual missy (she/her) - bisexual quinni gallagher-jones (she/her) - lesbian

hellboy comics ben damio (he/him) - gay - implied

helluva boss andrealphus (he/him) - gay asmodeus (he/him) - pansexual barbie wire (she/her) - pansexual beelzebub (she/her) - pansexual blitzo (he/him) - pansexual chazwick thurman (he/him) - pansexual + polyamorous fizzarolli (he/him) - gay loona (she/her) - bisexual mammon (he/him) - asexual martha (she/her) - bisexual millie (she/her) - bisexual moxxie (he/him) - bisexual mrs. mayberry (she/her) - bisexual octavia (she/her) - asexual sallie may (she/her) - transgender stolas (he/him) - queer vassago (she/her) - gay verosika mayday (he/him)- pansexual

her tears were my light space (she/her) - sapphic time (she/her) - sapphic

hollow knight ghost (they/them) - agender sheo (he/him) - gay nailsmith (he/him) - gay

honkai impact 3rd bronya zaychik (she/her) - lesbian elysia (she/her) - lesbian himeko murata (she/her) -bisexual kiana kaslana (she/her) - lesbian raiden mei (she/her) - lesbian seele vollerei (she/her) - lesbian theresa apocalypse (she/her) - sapphic

honkai star rail acheron (she/her) - sapphic - implied aventurine (he/him) - gay - implied firefly (she/her) - bisexual + genderfluid - implied

houkai gakuen 2 wendy (she/her) - sapphic

hourou musuko shuichi nitori (she/her) - sapphic + transgender

house dr. gregory house (he/him) - bisexual- implied dr. james wilson (he/him) - gay - implied dr. remy "thirteen" hadley (she/her) - bisexual

house of the dragon rhaenyra targaryen (she/her) - bisexual

how to get away with murder connor walsh (he/him) - gay

how to train your dragon gobber the belch (he/him) - gay - implied

hunter x hunter alluka zoldyck (she/her) - transgender

i was a teenage exocolonist nomi-nomi (they/them) - non-binary + demisexual + pansexual

IDOLiSH7 kaoru (she/her) - transgender

idw comics tangle the lemur (she/her) - sapphic whisper the wolf (she/her) - sapphic

ION cracklin (he/him) - gay

it chapter 2 richie tozier (he/him) - gay

it's always sunny in philadelphia mac mcdonald (he/him) - gay

jackson's diary david miller (he/him) - bisexual

jamie johnson dillon simmonds (he/him) - gay

jane the virgin adam eduardo alvaro (he/him) - bisexual luisa alver (she/her) - lesbian petra solano (she/her) - bisexual

jay and silent bob jay (he/him) - bisexual - implied

john wick the adjucator (they/them) - non-binary

jojo's bizarre adventure dio brando (he/him) - bisexual squalo (he/him) - gay tiziano (he/him) - gay

jujutsu kaisen kirara hoshi (she/her) - transgender - implied uraumi (she/they) - genderqueer

jurassic park ajay sidhu (he/him) - gay - implied roland tembo (he/him) - gay - implied

just roll with it ava ferin (she/her) - lesbian - implied elizabeth lafayette (she/her) - lesbian - implied gillion tidestrider (he/him) - asexual jay ferin (she/her) - bisexual jazz drake (he/him) - transgender kian stone (he/him) - bisexual rumi (any pronouns) - genderfluid shilo bathory (he/him) - asexual - canon - aromantic - implied troy lougferd (he/him) - bicurious - implied vyncent sol (he/him) - aromantic - implied william wisp (he/him) - bisexual

kirby kirby (he/him) - non-binary

koisenu futari sakuko kodama (she/her) - aroace satoru takahashi (he/him) - aroace

lackadaisy mordecai heller (he/him) - asexual

league of legends ambessa medarda (she/her) - bisexual + butch caitlyn (she/her) - lesbian nami (she/her) - bisexual vi (she/her) - lesbian

lego monkie kid tang (he/him) - gay - implied the golden-winged peng (they/them) - non-binary

lego ninjago sally (she/her) - bisexual

les miserables grantaire (he/him) - gay

liar game fukunaga yuji (she/her) - transgender

life is strange alexandra chen (she/her) - bisexual chloe price (she/her) - bisexual finnegan macnamara - (he/him) - pansexual lyla park (she/her) - bisexual - implied max caulfield (she/her) - bisexual ryan lucan (he/him) - asexual - implied sean diaz (he/him) - bisexual stephanie gingrich (she/her) - lesbian

lord of the flies jack merridew (he/him) - bisexual - implied ralph (he/him) - gay - implied

lost in space luca esposito (he/him) - intersex

love in hate nation harriet asp (she/her) - sapphic kitty minx (she/her) - transgender sheila nal (she/her) - lesbian susannah sonn (she/her) - lesbian

love is war chika fujiwara (she/her) - sapphic

love lies bleeding jackie (she/her) - bisexual lou (she/her) - lesbian

love me for who i am kotone mizunoe (she/her) - lesbian mei tatebayashi (she/her) - transgender mogumo (they/them) - non-binary satori iwakoa (she/her) - transgender sou suzumi (he/him) - gay tetsu iwakoa (he/him) - queer

lovely complex seiko kotobuki (she/her) - transgender

madness combat hank (he/him) - asexual

magikarp jump "you" - non-binary

marvel agatha harkness (she/her) - sapphic agent piper (she/her) - sapphic alice wu-gulliver (she/her) - sapphic - implied america chavez (she/her) - lesbian angela (she/her) - lesbian ayo (she/her) - lesbian daisy johnson (she/her) - bisexual deadpool (he/him) - pansexual doop (he/him) - bisexual gwenpool (she/her) - aroace hulkling (he/him) - gay jean-paul beaubier (he/him) - gay jennifer kale (she/her) - sapphic - implied karolina dean (she/her) - lesbian kitty pryde (she/her) - bisexual koi boi (he/him) - transgender korg (he/him) - gay loki (he/him) - genderfluid + bisexual mystique (she/her) - bisexual nada van dyne (she/her) - asexual nico minoru (she/her) - bisxual noh varr (he/him) - bisexual phastos (he/him) - gay phyla vell (she/her) - lesbian rachel summers (she/her) - bisexual rio vidal (she/her) - sapphic ruby hale (she/her) - asexual sera (she/her) - transgender + lesbian sylvie (she/her) - genderfluid + bisexual valkyrie (she/her) - bisexual wiccan (he/him) - gay xavin (mcu: they/them; comics: any pronouns) - genderfluid

mashle: magic and muscles mash burndead (he/him) - aroace - implied

mean girls (2024) janis 'imi'ike (she/her) - lesbian damian hubbard (he/him) - gay

mikagura school suite eruna ichinomiya (she/her) - lesbian

milgram kazui mukuhara (he/him) - gay - implied

minecraft diaries laurance (he/him) - pansexual - implied

miraculous ladybug alix kubdel (she/her) - aromantic juleka couffaine (she/her) - lesbian max kante (he/him) - asexual rose lavillant (she/her) - bisexual

mo dao zu shi lan wangji (he/him) - gay lan xichen(he/him) - gay + polyamorous - implied meng yao (he/him) - gay + polyamorous - implied mo xuanyu (he/him) - gay nie huaisang (he/him) - gay - implied nie mingjue( he/him) - gay + polyamorous - implied wei wuxian (he/him) - gay

monster high cleo de nile (she/her) - queer frankie stein (they/them) - non-binary kieran valentine (he/him) - gay

moon girl and devil dinosaur brooklyn (she/her) - transgender

moral orel daniel stopframe (he/him) - bisexual stephanie putty (she/her) - lesbian

moriarty the patriot james bonde (he/him) - transgender

my hero academia himiko toga (she/her) - sapphic - implied

my little pony sunset shimmer (she/her) - bisexual twilight sparkle (she/her) - bisexual

my next life as a villainess maria campbell (she/her) - bisexual mary hunt (she/her) - bisexual

my time at portia merlin (she/her) - aromantic - implied

neon genesis evangelion kaworu nagisa (he/him) - achillean

nimona ambrosius goldenloin (he/him) - achillean ballister boldheart (he/him) - achillean nimona (she/her) - genderfluid

no. 6 nezumi (he/him) - gay shion (he/him) - achillean

o maidens in your savage season momoko sudo (she/her) - lesbian

object lockdown notebook (he/him) - transgender + gay

omori captain spaceboy (he/him) - transgender

one day at a time syd (they/them) - non-binary + lesbian

one last stop jane su (she/her) - lesbian

one of us is lying (2021) janae matthews (she/he/they) - genderfluid + lesbian

one piece bon clay (he/him) - queer inazuma (he/she) - genderfluid ivankov (he/him) - queers kiku (she/her) - transgender monkey d. luffy (he/him) - asexual - implied morley (she/her) - transgender yamato (he/him) - transgender

only murders in the building mabel mora (she/her) - bisexual

order of the stick vaarsuvius - genderqueer

osemanverse aled last (he/him) - gay + demisexual carys last (she/her) - lesbian charlie spring (he/him) - gay daniel jun (he/him) - gay darcy olsson (books: she/her; tv: they/them) - lesbian - non-binary (tv only) elle argent (she/her) - transgender felix (they/them) - non-binary frances janvier (she/her)- bisexual georgia warr (she/her) - aroace isaac henderson (he/him) - aroace james mcewan (he/him) - gay michael holden (he/him) - pansexual naiomi (she/her) - transgender nick nelson (he/him) - bisexual pip quintana (she/her) - lesbian rooney bach (she/her) - pansexual sahar zahid (she/her) - bisexual sunil jha (he/they) - non-binary + asexual tara jones (she/her) - lesbian tori spring (she/her) - asexual + arospec

osora arias ariguetrez (he/him) - pansexual osora calaveras (he/they) - non-binary + pansexual

our dreams at dusk anonymous (any pronouns)- non-binary + aroace natsuyoshi utsumi (he/him) - transgender tasuku kaname (he/him) - gay

our flag means death stede bonnet (he/him) - gay

pacman "pinky" (she/her) - transgender - implied

paper mario vivian (she/her) - transgender

paradise kiss isabella yamamoto (she/her) - transgender joji koizumi (he/him) - bisexual

parties are for losers kolya reizner (he/him) - aromantic

peep show jeremy usbourne (he/him) - bisexual

phineas and ferb perry the platypus (he/him) - asexual

piemations suction cup man (he/him) - asexual + panromantic

poor things bella baxter (she/her) - bisexual

pripara hibiki shikyoin (she/her) - non-binary

project sekai mizuki akiyama (she/they) - transgender + non-binary - implied

puella magi madoka magica homura akemi (she/her) - lesbian + asexual - implied kyoko sakura (she/her) - bisexual - implied madoka kaname (she/her) - lesbian + asexual - implied sayaka miki (she/her) - bisexual - implied

quantum leap (2022) ian wright (they/them) - non-binary

ready player one aech (she/her) - lesbian

rebelde emilia alo (she/her) - bisexual

red, white, and royal blue alex (he/him) - bisexual henry (he/him) - gay

regretevator mannequin mark (he/him) - gay

revolutionary girl utena anthy himemiya (she/her) - sapphic juri arisugawa (she/her) - lesbian saionji (he/him) - achillean - implied shiori takatsuki (she/her) - sapphic utena tenjou (she/her) - sapphic

rick and morty rick sanchez (he/him) - pansexual

ride the cyclone mischa bachinski (he/him) - bisexual - implied noel gruber (he/him)- gay

riordanverse alex fierro (she/he) - genderfluid apollo (he/him) - bisexual lavinia asimov (she/her) - lesbian magnus chase (he/him) - pansexual nico di angelo (he/him) - gay piper mclean (she/her) - bisexual reyna ramirez-arellano (she/her) - asexual sadie kane (she/her) - polyamorous will solace (he/him) - bisexual

rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles leonardo (he/him) - achillean - implied

riverdale toni topaz (she/her) - bisexual

rocky horror picture show brad majors (he/him) - achillean frank-n-furter (he/him) - bisexual janet weiss (she/her) - sapphic - implied

rocky horror picture show: let's do the time warp again! frank-n-furter (she/her) - bisexual + transgender janet weiss (she/her) - sapphic

roll over and die flum apricot (she/her) - lesbian

rwby blake belladonna (she/her) - bisexual yan xiao long (she/her) - sapphic

sailor moon fish eye (he/him) - gay haruka tenoh (sailor uranus) (she/her) - sapphic + bigender michiru kaiou (sailor neptune) (she/her) - sapphic usagi tsukino (sailor moon) (she/her) - bisexual - implied zoisite (he/him) - achillean - canon - bisexual - implied

sarazanmai enta jinnai (he/him) - gay mabu akutsu (he/him) - gay reo niiboshi (he/him) - gay

scott pilgrim vs the world roxie richter (she/her) - lesbian

scream stu macher (he/him) - bisexual - implied

selah and the spades selah summers (she/her) - asexual - canon - aromantic - implied

shadows over welde argentum (they/them) - non-binary

shaman king gakko (he/him) - transgender

shameless debbie gallagher (she/her) - lesbian ian gallagher (he/him) - gay mickey milkovich (he/him) - gay

shangri-la momoko (she/her) - transgender

she-ra and the princesses of power adora (she/her) - lesbian bow (he/him) - bisexual catra (she/her) - lesbian double trouble (they/them) - non-binary entrapta (she/her) - bisexual glimmer (she/her) - bisexual jewelstar (he/him) - transgender kyle (he/him) - polyamorous + bisexual lonnie (she/her) - polyamorous + bisexual mara (she/her) - sapphic mermista (she/her) - bisexual perfuma (she/her) - sapphic - canon - bisexual - implied rogelio (he/him) - polyamorous + bisexual scorpia (she/her) - lesbian sea hawk (he/him) - bisexual

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan noko shikanoko (she/her) - transgender - implied

shiva baby danielle (she/her) - bisexual

skip and loafer nao (she/her) - transgender

smiling friends charlie dompler (he/him) - bisexual

snowpiercer miss audrey (she/her) - pansexual

so let them burn faron vincent (she/her) - demisexual

something in the dirt levi (he/him) - asexual

south park craig tucker (he/him) - gay satan (he/him) - gay tupperware (they/them) - non-binary + gynosexual tweak tweak (he/him) - achillean

spies are forever barb larvernor (she/her) - bi-curious curt mega (he/him) - gay owen carvour (he/him) - queer the deadliest man alive (he/him) - queer

spiritfarer summer (she/her) - lesbian

splatoon acht/dedf1sh (they/them) - non-binary marina ida (she/her) - sapphic pearl hozuki (she/her) - sapphic

spooky month kevin (he/him) - pansexual

star wars amilyn holdo (she/her) - queer ceret (they/them) - non-binary chelli aphra (she/her) - lesbian cinta kaz (she/her) - sapphic flix (he/him) - gay jecki lon (she/her) - sapphic - implied juhani (she/her) - lesbian kantam sy (they/them) - non-binary keo venzee (they/them) - non-binary kho phon farrus (they/them) - non-binary magna tolvan (she/her) - lesbian merrin (she/her) - pansexual obi-wan kenobi (he/him) - bisexual - implied orka (he/him) - gay osha aniseya (she/her) - sapphic - implied rae sloane (she/her) - bisexual sabe (she/her) - sapphic sana starros (she/her) - sapphic sister (she/her) - transgender sylvestri yarrow (she/her) - lesbian taka jamoreesa (they/them) - non-binary terec (they/them) - non-binary varko (he/him) - gay vel sartha (she/her) - sapphic vernestra rwoh (she/her) - aroace vi moradi (she/her) - asexual yrica quell (she/her) - bisexual

starlight express electra (he/him) - bisexual + genderfluid

starlight express (2024) dinah (she/her) - sapphic electra (they/them) - non-binary greaseball (she/her) - sapphic

stars align yuu asuka (they/them) - non-binary + toric

static shock richie foley (they/them) - gay

steven universe pearl (she/her) - lesbian peridot (she/her) - aroace

stop!! hibari-kun geikijiro taiga (he/him) - transgender hibari oozora (she/her) - transgender

stranger things robin buckley (she/her) - lesbian will byers (he/him) - gay

sucker for love: date to die for stardust (she/her) - asexual + lesbian

supernatural castiel (he/him) - bisexual chuck (he/him) - bisexual crowley (he/him) - pansexual rowena (she/her) - bisexual

tangled: the series cassandra (she/her) - lesbian - implied

tarrytown brom bones (he/him) - bisexual - implied ichabod crane (he/him) - gay

team starkid alice woodward (she/her) - lesbian deb (she/her) - lesbian jemilla (she/her) - sapphic officer doug (they/them) - non-binary professor hidgens (he/him) - achillean ruth fleming (she/her) - bisexual schwoopsie (she/her) - sapphic zazzalil (she/her) - sapphic ziggs (they/them) - non-binary

that time i got reincarnated as a slime rimuru tempest (they/them) - agender + asexual

the adventure zone cary fangbattle (she/her) - sapphic hurley (she/her) - sapphic killian (she/her) - sapphic kravitz (he/him) - achillean lup (she/her) - transgender roswell (they/them) - agender sloane (she/her) - sapphic

the amazing world of gumball darwin watterson (he/him) - pansexual leslie (he/him) - gay - implied

the applegates sally applegate (she/her) - bisexual - implied

the book of mormon elder mckinley (he/him) - gay kevin price (he/him) - gay - implied

the disastrous life of saiki k saiki kusuo (he/him) - aroace - canon - transgender - implied

the dragon prince amaya (she/her) - lesbian astrid (she/her) - transgender callum (he/him) - bisexual - implied ethari (he/him) - pansexual janai (she/her) - lesbian kazi (they/them) - nonbinary runaan (he/him) - gay terry (he/him) - transgender

the good place eleanor shellstrop (she/her) - bisexual

the great north ham tobin (he/him) - gay

the imperfects abbi singh (she/her) - lesbian + asexual hannah more (she/her) - lesbian

the IT crowd richmond avenal (he/him) - bisexual

the last of us bill (he/him) - gay frank (he/him) - gay

the loud house luna loud (she/her) - bisexual - implied

the lovely bones ruth connors (she/her) - bisexual - implied

the magnus archives jonathan sims (he/they) - asexual + biromantic

the maze runner newt (he/him) - gay

the mighty boosh vince noir (he/him) - bisexual

the mitchells vs the machines katie mitchell (she/her) - sapphic

the music freaks alexzander whickham (he/him) - gay luke peterson (he/him) - pansexual

the owl house amity blight (she/her) - lesbian eda clawthorne (she/her) - bisexual hunter (he/him) - bisexual lillith clawthorne (she/her) - aroace luz noceda (she/her) - bisexual masha (they/them) - non-binary raine whispers (they/them) - non-binary the collector (he/they) - non-binary the titan (he/him) - genderqueer willow park(she/her) - pansexual

the peripheral aelita west (she/her) - sapphic grace hogart (she/her) - sapphic

the pink corruption circubit (he/him) - gay cube (he/him) - bisexual pyrare (he/him) - aromantic spheer (they/them) - non-binary

the sandman desire (they/it) - non-binary johanna constantine (she/her) - bisexual the corinthian (he/him) - achillean

the shining (and doctor sleep) danny torrance (he/him) - bisexual - implied

the umbrella academy klaus hargreeves (he/him) - pansexual viktor hargreeves (he/him) - transgender - canon - bisexual - implied

the walking dead aaron (he/him) - gay paul "jesus" monroe (he/him) - gay

the witcher ciri (she/her) - bisexual jaskier (he/him) - bisexual

this could be on broadway cole wilson (she/her) - sapphic + transgender

tian guan cifu hua cheng (he/him) - gay xie lian (he/him) - gay

time to orbit: unknown aspen greaves (they/them) - aromantic

toontown corporate clash pacesetter (he/him) - gay

touhou marisa kirisame (she/her) - lesbian - implied

transformers earthspark hashtag malto (she/her) - sapphic nightshade malto (they/them) - non-binary

tsubasa chronicle fai d. fluorite (he/him) - achillean - implied kurogane (he/him) - achillean - implied mokona modoki (white mokona: she/her; black mokona: he/him) - agender sakura li (she/her) - pansexual - implied syaoran li (he/him) - bisexual - implied

twin peaks denise bryson (she/her) - transgender

undertale (and deltarune) alphys (she/her) - bisexual chara (they/them) - non-binary frisk (they/them) - non-binary kris dreemurr (they/them) - non-binary mad mew mew (she/her) - transgender napstablook (they/them) - non-binary noelle holiday (she/her) - lesbian sans (he/him) - aroace - implied undyne (she/her) - lesbian

urinetown senator fipp (he/him) - transgender - implied

visual prison carmilla (she/her) - transgender - implied guiltia brion (he/him) - achillean - implied mist flaive (he/him) - achillean - implied saga latour (he/him) - achillean - implied veuve elizabeth (they/them) - genderqueer - implied

vocaloid kasane teto (she/her) - non-binary + xenogender

wandee goodday plakao (he/him) - gay + asexual

wandersong the bard (they/them) - non-binary

warrior cats ravenpaw (he/him) - gay tallstar (he/him) - gay

welcome to demonschool asmodeus alice (he/him) - gay - implied

wendell & wild raul cocolotl (he/him) - transgender

what we do in the shadows guillermo de la cruz (he/him) - gay laszlo cravensworth (he/him)- pansexual nadja (she/her) - pansexual nandor (he/him) - pansexual

who framed roger rabbit? jessica rabbit (she/her) - asexual

wii sports gwen (she/her) - transgender - implied

wind in the willows (2017) mole (he/him) - gay - implied

wings of fire sunfire (she/her) - sapphic

wish/kobato kohaku (she/her) - agender

xo kitty florian (he/him) - gay juliana (she/her) - lesbian kitty song-covey (she/her) - bisexual q (he/him) - gay yuri han (she/her) - lesbian

yurikuma arashi ginko yurishiro (she/her) - lesbian kureha tsubaki (she/her) - lesbian lulu yurigasaki (she/her) - lesbian

zoe's extraordinary playlist mo (he/she/they) - genderfluid

zombieland saga lily hoshikawa (she/her) - transgender

zombies a-spen (they/them) - non-binary + bisexual willa lykensen (she/her) - queer

[maddsmallow]

" "con, don't you ever fuckin' relax?"

"lieutenant, i'm a machine. i don't need to 'relax'."

"oh fuck you, come on, we're on break. loosen up a little or something. you can chill out from your fuckin' mission for the three minutes it'll take me to smoke this cigarette. and shut your mouth before you go telling me it isn't actually exactly three minutes on average to smoke a cigarette or whatever."

connie closes her mouth. a small addition to her list of missions to accomplish is made: try to appear "relaxed" to appease lieutenant anderson. a raise in friendship means an easier partner to work with, so connie carefully inspects the lieutenant's posture and does her best to replicate it. being a machine of plastic and metal certainly doesn't make it easy. "

hankcon, but gorls. did i base hank off of my butch lesbian manager at my old job at a sex toy store who was covered in spongebob tattoos? absolutely yes i did

mostly i just wanted to portray fem!hank as a Large Woman because i think there is a severe lack of that. broad with muscle hidden under fat, like the kind of woman who does shot put. so uh,,, ms trunchbull basically LMAO. deep voice, raspy from smoking and drinking, all that good stuff 😩👌 also peep the button on her jacket hehe

got some headcanons and stories for them under the cut!

-hank wears cargo shorts 100% of the time. no matter the weather or temperature. like, 'bill and ted at prom in shorts, but it's her at a dpd ceremony in cargo shorts' level. but not actually because i'm totally gonna draw her in a pantsuit later, totally not with connie on her hip in a slinky dress 👀

-also yes hank's shirt is a spongebob reference

-when people ask hank why she goes by hank and not her "real name," (which i like to headcanon is "henrietta") she always says, "oh it's actually a really funny story, i'll tell you later," and the later never comes lmao. or, if she does tell you, it's some made up wacky story that actually has nothing to do with giving herself the name hank. the real reason? she just likes it

-speaking of "henrietta," this story, 'if you know where to look' by ghost_teeth, works so fucking well with a lot of my headcanons about how their characters would be like genderbent! highly recommend it, and all their dbh stories honestly!

-connie has a compact gun (i asked my brother for examples and he said sig p365 or springfield hellcat, which i think work perfectly for this) holstered inside her jacket on the left side. also, i'm stealing this idea from this post (which basically almost has the same design for fem!connor (altho like, most designs for her are basically the same lmao)) but she also has a knife strapped to her thigh

-her skirt is actually made of some super high tech flexible and durable material, and she's got specific programming to make her balance crazy good, since she'll be running in heels. she's made to hunt and pursue deviants so obviously she needs to be able to run and jump. the outfit is only made to appear like a standard "business woman" to blend in with the humans she would be required to work with, but otherwise gives her everything/doesn't hold her back from doing what she needs to complete her mission. here's a bonus conversation i had with @extraordinaryandroid about it lmaoo:

-hank met connor-51 first for the ortiz case, but connie-52 (with 51's memories of course) came in the next day when it was announced they were to be officially paired to investigate deviants. cyberlife has their grubby lil hands in everything so of course they knew their RK800 unit would be paired with this lieutenant anderson before basically anyone else, and deemed that she'd get along better with a "female model" that she would find attractive. which of course has hank like WOW that's super weird and gross of y'all! and i fucking hate that it's working you pieces of shit at cyberlife !!!! but ofc connie's like "im a machine i dont even have a gender" all the while hank's sweatin major thirsty bullets

-at the cyberlife tower, connor-51 is the one to hold hank at gunpoint. how did he get hank to trust him? idk i haven't figured that out yet lmao, but the angst of connor-51 essentially taking the place of -60 from the game in the sense that he's clearly deviant in some capacity, in this context being that he feels connie stole the life he deserved (which he'd never admit) and now wants to suck up to cyberlife and be their best boi to feel important and special again and not knowing they'd just throw him away for the RK900 model, is very good imo. that was a very long sentence so i hope it made sense lmaoo. have i worked out all the details of how all that shit would work in a story? absolutely not, im too busy thinking about butch fem!hank making her robo girlfriend bluescreen in the bedroom 🤪

also if ur wondering wtf the background is, idk. my usual plain color gradient was too simple, but i did NOT want to put in the effort to do a whole ass real background, so i settled on something in between. meh, it's just them hagin' out behind the station on a smoke break ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[bxtsence]

[ ✞ ] - ❝ Mmm…? ❞ The taller of the two’s brows scrunched downwards as his snoring paused, if just for a brief moment. It seemed that she managed to wake him up despite his fatigue. At least the sound of her voice was something familiar, something he’d never tire of hearing. Even when he was half asleep, Henrietta’s sheer presence was something he’d never be able to get enough of.

❝ ‘Can’t help it… ❞ Rowan mumbled, his tightened up facial features visibly relaxing at her kiss. He couldn’t exactly control his snoring habits. No matter how he tried, it seemed like he’d always get complaints if he ever happened to fall asleep near anyone else.

He couldn’t help but be a little bit cheeky and nuzzle her body just a bit more at that little request. ❝ I’ll try not to, Henrietta… Good night. ❞

bxtsence asked: Rowan is just, snoring SUPER loudly while cuddling up on Henrietta’s shoulder. He’s exhausted and she’s comforting okay?

Now... she would normally bug him about snoring so loudly, but for tonight, she was allowing him to be this noisy. She wasn't planning on sleeping in - not yet, anyway. With her phone in hand and an earbud in one ear to watch some videos, her free arm wrapped around Rowan's shoulders, running her long nails into his scalp.

He deserved some attention and comfort, now that he was with her. Just tonight, she'd let herself be a little playful in bringing him some comfort while he slept.

"...you're real noisy," she mumbled, placing a kiss on his cheek. "Get some sleep. Try to not move me around too much."

[uswnt5]

Ok...just a few takes.

1. Henrietta, 8, and she forgot she told us about Spike Lee 🌵

2. CP in a tie 🥵

3. Tobin's fit/arms 🥵

4. Merritt teasing TC about being roommates/lovers was funny AF!!! And CP saying, "guilty!" Tobin stating you go into a room and one bed is totally untouched (made) and the other one is messy (teammates sharing beds...🤔). CP then adding you have to hurry and untuck the other beds sheets!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. So many F-bombs! I love it!

6. Merritt saying she can't wait for President Kamala Harris and everyone agreeing! 🇺🇸

7. CP cooks what Tobin wants (Man U Tobin really did get her wish 🧞‍♀️)

8. CP loves beef tacos 🌮 (who knew)!

9. Tobin didn't realize there were going to be PK's and thought, "CP wasn't cleared for extra minutes!" (cue protective Tobin. So soft)🥰🫠

10. Farmer's market Christen....damn....I love these 2 lovers!!!

🧡 🩷🫠

all were so good!

beef tacos is not what I would expect CP to love most but its so relatable haha. Everyone cooks ground beef tacos its so easy.

[cactuscas]

raven cycle character cards

finally finished the guys!

details under the cut :)

(as well as the song's I posted them to when I posted this on instagram)

ronan!

"Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High" - Arctic Monkeys

the barns in the background

dreamt up keys to the pig

kavinsky's glasses

not pictured but also my fave is the cross necklace and one little earring

noah!

"You Can't Catch Me Now" by Olivia Rodrigo

matching friendship bracelet with blue (they are so dear to me)

his old driver's license

not pictured is his skateboard (rip)

I would have added a blink 182 sticker instead of the little ghosts but oh well I didn't think of it in the moment

he is so blurry and I can't figure out why oh well he's a little smudgy I guess

blue!

"True Blue" by Boygenius

matching friendship bracelet

I had a lot of fun with patterns for her

the crochet leggings will be the death of me

fun eyeliner blue truther

I wanted to do yogurt cups for her in the background but i Totally Forgot

gansey!

"King and Lionheart" by Of Monsters and Men

mini henrietta model! terrible boat shoes!

had a lot of fun drawing his journal - i think it would be a bit more messy with more stuff pasted in but i only had so much space (it does actually say things but it's a question of whether or not you can read it)

adam!

"seven" by Taylor Swift

not pictured here but obviously had to give him the cocacola shirt

i feel strongly about him having an almost mullet

tarot cards for each member of the gangsey! (page of cups - blue // the magician - adam // the fool - ronan // king of cups - gansey // death - noah)

[fieldsofwriting]

What would each of the Foam bachelors/ettes cast would dress as for Halloween?

oh my gosh this is such a fun request!! I did my best with what we’ve had so far! I haven’t made it to Fall just yet in my game so I hope you enjoy!

Adeline: She is ether super last minute to the point where she has to have a basic (but still cute!) costume of like- black cat. You know where you get the kitty ear headband and dollar store tail and draw on whiskers. Simple and cute! Or- she has meticulously planned and designed an entire group outfit and they are so fashionable it’s almost insane.

Balor: His first year in town? He probably didn’t do anything special. But I can see him doing something simple at first. But slowly getting more confident as his time in the town grows. I think he’d go as a couple different things. A pirate (always a slut for the slutty pirate shirt), his d&d character, or himself but say he’s a rouge.

Eiland: Indiana Jones. I’m sorry, I know cliche but he would fuck that shit up so good. He would also use it as an excuse to talk about the museum or his findings with all the ancient stuff. Or, or hear me out- dragon. He’d totally try and go for a dragon look.

Celine: I think she’d be roped into a group costume with ether Adeline, or her family. Not by force!! I think she’d be happy to do matching and be part of a set. But if she had to go solo? I know Sailor Moon and She-ra doesn’t exist here, but definitely something of that origin. Whatever Mistria’s version of a strong female lead. She’s go as that.

Hayden: Listen. He knows it’s cliche but he’s going as the farmer and letting Henrietta shine as the real star in whatever costume she wants. He is simply the means to show her off. Or, I could see him doing a matching costume- again with Henrietta. Anything for his girl.

Juniper: She’d be the type to ether go all out, or just say fuck it and not do anything. If she’s going all out, she’s decked out as a full blown witch, Dozy is her companion dressed up like a werewolf or vampire. She probably does a haunted bathhouse.

March: If they can convince him to do a costume, he’d go all in. He has to be the best at everything- including his costume. He’d probably go as something classic like a zombie, or a horror movie guy but go all out. I don’t think he’d do anything super scary though, he’d hate to scare the littles.

Orlic: (I know he’s not a bachelor but he should be. He’s so stupid and I wanna kiss him about it.) He’s going as a rock. :3

Ryis: This one’s tough, i’m not sure what he’d go as. If I had to pick something I think he’d be a fairytale prince. Something about his soft, caring demeanor screams ‘woodland animals want to sit on his shoulders. Women would do wild shit to be with him.’ vibes.

Valen: I think she’d dress up as something simple. She strikes me as the type of lady who would prefer passing out candy to dressing up honestly. So I can see just putting on a witch hat, or a pair of ears. She’d also definitely tell the kids “remember to bruh your teeth and eat extra veggies tonight!” because of all the candy.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed!! This was so much fun to think about! And as always-

Requests are open!! Send in your ideas today!! :3

[dadbodbuck]

several sentences sunday

from the ecologist!buck au:

The next day at work, when they’re washing the truck, Hen immediately starts picking on him. “Something happened. What happened?”

“Why does something have to have happened?” Eddie rolls his eyes, even though he knows it’s only a matter of time before he spills.

“You’ve been texting someone all day,” Hen points out, gesturing to Eddie’s pocket, where his phone is resting.

“Oh, so I’m not allowed to have friends?”

“You don’t have friends, not outside of the firehouse,” Hen rolls her eyes, “Either your Abuela’s gotten a lot more chatty when I wasn’t looking, or something happened.”

Eddie sighs. “Okay, when I tell you, you have to promise not to freak out, okay?”

“Why? Eddie, what’s—”

“Promise!” Eddie insists, “Or I won’t tell you.”

“I promise I’ll be so normal about whatever you’re about to tell me,” Hen says, in a tone of voice that means she is going to disregard that promise as soon as Eddie starts talking.

Whatever. “You remember my neighbor, Buck?”

“No,” Hen gasps, “Eddie, you dog.”

“Listen!” Eddie says defensively, “He’s—wait, why aren’t you freaking out more?”

“What, did you expect me, a lesbian, to be surprised that you hooked up with a man?” Hen raises an eyebrow at him, “My gaydar is finely tuned. With years of practice. In fact, Chimney owes me money, so if you could just repeat what you said into my phone’s microphone, that would be—”

“Henrietta, I am not recording myself saying I hooked up with my neighbor for your stupid bet,” Eddie gripes, “Besides, we agreed just to be friends after.”

“Why would you do that?” Hen asks, “Was it not… good?”

“No, it was…” Eddie says, stopping when Hen gives him a look, “What?”

“So you had absolutely mind-blowing sex with your neighbor—”

“Okay, it wasn’t mind-blowing—”

“It wasn’t?” 

Eddie doesn’t respond, just purses his lips and leans against the truck they’re supposed to be cleaning.

“That’s what I thought.”

“Okay, you know what, fuck you—”

“Wouldn’t you rather be fucking someone else?”

“That’s it!” Eddie says, pointing the spray bottle of soapy water at Hen threateningly, “One more word, Henrietta, and it’s your ass.”

“Wilson! Diaz! What is going on?” Bobby shouts from the loft. Eddie supposes their conversation had been getting a little rowdy.

“Eddie’s being mean!” Hen yells, at the same time that Eddie says, “Hen’s being nosy!”

“Just clean the truck, or I’ll have to find someone else to do it and put you two on other, separate chores!” Bobby admonishes, but he doesn’t seem that mad about it, and he walks away without further incident.

“You are a menace,” Eddie hisses, spraying the truck so Hen can wipe it down.

Hen throws her head back and laughs at him, but eventually they do get on with the truck cleaning. You know. To keep up appearances, and such.

When they’re done, and Hen tosses the rag into the laundry bin, she turns to Eddie. “I am proud of you. Regardless of how much you freaked out after your hot farmer neighbor absolutely rocked your world.”

“How did you know I freaked out?” Eddie frowns, walking with Hen to the supply closet to return the spray bottle.

Hen smiles at him and shuts the door to the supply closet. “You seemed like you would. Do you want to talk about it? Here, in private?”

Yeah. He kinda does.

“I just—I feel so bad,” Eddie groans, rubbing at his eyes, “I totally freaked out. And he thought he hurt me, and I realize now that I spent so long being a dick to him because I was attracted to him and I guess I have some shit to work through.”

“That’s a lot,” Hen says, “Did you apologize?”

“Yeah, and he apologized about thirty times for not checking in enough,” Eddie says, sighing and leaning against one of the shelves, “And then we decided maybe it would be best to be friends. So could you please do me a favor and not mention this to anyone else? Besides the fact that it’s embarrassing, I’m not… sure if I’m ready to have that conversation with anybody.”

“Conversation?” Hen asks, raising an eyebrow at Eddie.

“The one where I might be gay,” Eddie says, feeling a surge of panic in his chest. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud to someone other than Buck, and he barely counts that time because he’s still not entirely sure it happened.

Hen softens, reaching out for the junction where Eddie’s arms are crossed over his chest and squeezing. “Eddie, you know it’s okay, right?”

“Hen, I’m not homophobic, I promise, I just—”

“That’s not what I mean,” Hen says, shaking her head, “I mean, whatever happens after this is okay. If you date Buck, that’s okay. If you’re friends, that’s okay too. It’s okay if you’re gay, or bi, or if you somehow realize you’re straight, even though I sincerely doubt you are. You don’t have to decide anything now. In fact, you don’t ever have to decide.”

“I don’t?” Eddie asks, in a horribly small voice.

Hen smiles at him, fond and warm. “No, you don’t ever have to be anything other than yourself.”

[notasecrettelepath]

Update! Buck got hit by lightning :).

Chapters: 10/21 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) [Slow Burn - Angst with a Happy Ending - Post Season 5] Rating: M | Words: 79k right now.

Summary:

Buck’s heart stops for 3 minutes and 17 seconds before Eddie can kickstart it again. Stuck in a coma, Buck dreams. Eddie steps into a church and tries to pray for the first time in 13 years. He has gone through denial and anger. Now, Eddie enters the third stage of grief: bargaining.

Longer Chapter Snippet:

The rule of 3s.

A human being can survive 3 weeks without food.

A human being can survive 3 days without water.

A human being can survive 3 hours in extreme heat or cold.

A human being can survive 3 minutes without air.

Eddie was an army medic. And then he was an EMT. He knew the rule was not a law. But they were also not a lie: statistics exist for a reason.

Evan Buckley’s heart had stopped at 8:37:16PM. They knew this because his watch had stopped too, the rubbery straps partly melted onto his skin — the lightning went through his hands, across his midline, out his knee. Instantaneous cardiac arrest, a total system failure. The moment he fell from that ladder, he was already without a pulse.

Howard Han and Henrietta Wilson started CPR and intubation at 8:40:35PM, 3 minutes and 17 seconds after Buck’s heart beat last. 17 seconds past the rule. The rule was not a law. But it was not a lie. They were late. Buck’s chest had been marked by the lightning. One of the lines burned the skin right across his heart. Nobody spoke of it. Speaking it would make it real.

They were 3 minutes out from the hospital when Captain Robert Nash told Eddie to drive. Eddie had never been more reckless with his life or the life of his team, no matter the rage of the lightning storm. Buck, you can’t fucking die. Eddie did not look back, not when Hen yelled at Buck, not when Chim tried to speak and his voice cracked. They made it there in 2 minutes and 34 seconds. Please, Buck, fight this, please.

Eddie took 3 seconds to jump from the driver’s seat to the back of the ambulance and take over chest compressions. 120 compressions per minute. 2 compressions per second. At least 2 inches deep. Wake up, Buck, please, wake the fuck up.

10%. One in ten. That was the average chance of reverting a cardiac arrest in-field. Buck, open your eyes, please. 30%. Three in ten. That was the average survival rate if a trained paramedic did everything right with all the tools. They were 3 minutes 17 seconds too late of everything right. Buck, I need you to fight this, to breathe, to have a fucking pulse again.

It took them 20 seconds to load Buck out of the back of the ambulance into the ER and conduct patient handoff. Why the fuck did it take them this long? Please, Buck, fucking breathe. Fight, please.

At 8:43:21PM, 6 minutes and 5 seconds after Buck had died, as Eddie’s hands felt Buck’s ribs crack under his pushes, Buck’s heart finally whispers: I’m still here. The LIFEPAK detects a signal. Irregular. I’m fighting. V-Tach. I don’t want to die. Shockable. You can’t fucking go, Buck, we need you, please.

I need you.

CLEAR. Less than one second, no more hands on his skin. With too strong of a touch, Eddie pushes the button. The shock kicks Buck’s chest, seizures his entire body. They are quiet for less than one second, but time feels extended, slow motion, frozen. Eddie thinks to himself: maybe God is real after all. Maybe this is how I pay for not believing in Him — I’m in hell and he is hurting everyone else I love.

CPR. Intubation. The best team Eddie could think of, a team that had defied death so many times. Shannon had still died. He could not bring her back. Eddie could not bring her back.

She was the other ninety percent. Once her heart stopped, it stood still.

Forever still.

A grave.

Eddie had ordered Shannon’s gravestone. He could barely remember it all now, everything so blurry. Always missed, said the writing.

Eddie wonders what Buck’s gravestone will say.

“We got a pulse!”

...

Read master & a hound on AO3.

[beth-purcell]

Tell me more about your Finding Frankie OC!

Alrighty, here are some tidbits that I've figured out:

Admittedly she doesn't have a name yet; I've been toying with the idea of the name being Henrietta/Henri, because it could lead to some shenanigans, but given we've already got Hotline, I'm not sure. Open to suggestions, though. Pretty confident that they use she/they pronouns.

During the "Season", they are the Head of Chat Moderation, making sure that the chat's not going too wild (things that become slightly more difficult post the end of the current season). They introduced a system where if they have to be away from the chat, it turns the usernames all to "Anonymous" so they don't deal with "He said, She said" when back at the chat. During the off season, they're the IT guy, general mechanics, and anything else that needs to get done. It is a bit of a running joke that their job is just "Lead" because they're doing mostly everything besides what the temp employees do.

Their office is roughly the size of the Contestant's apartment, built into a back area of the park to make that it's relatively comfortable when she has to hunker down during the "Season" and moderate chats among other tech stuff. The office is locked from the inside and there's enough soundproofing to make sure that the focus is on the chats and not anything else.

She totally sneaks cake pops to Monster Frankie when she heads to the coffee shop down the street. Whether it's bribery or some weird form of bonding, nobody really knows, but it does help during the off season when you gotta do the weird shorts to keep views going.

Despite working at a parkour place, they're not exactly the most agile or athletic. Much prefers to stay with two feet on the ground, using "normal" ways to get to one location to the other. Moving around the park via giant animatronic rabbit carrying her is the most she's willing to do. (maybe she's afraid of heights, not entirely sure atm lol)

She's very good at keeping a straight face at her bosses and the contestant, despite the fact the things they've had to pull from chats and the forums would paint them in a vastly different light.

[wannabecatwriter]

They came up and Kevin decided to investigate this balcony while the others looked at the picture.

"Here's the room. I believe it was my great-grandparents' bedroom when they lived here. It doesn't look much like it did back then, though. Not as personal, the renovators removed a lot of personal items."

"This is great-grandma Henrietta. What do you think? We look very alike, don't we?"

"Yeah," Anna gasped.

"It's her. It totally is!" Rachel did a little dance, knowing she hit jackpot.

"What's going on in there?" Jasper asked, joining them?

"That's who was in our room last night," Anna told him. "Clarice's great-grandmother."

"Oh!!!" Jasper stood dumbfounded for a moment. "I've seen her!"

"At night? But you thought I was dreaming!" Anna was confused.

"No! I've seen her in a book. Your great-grandma wasn't French, was she? She was American."

"Yes," Clarice nodded.

"And her maiden name was Finley, correct?" he continued.

"I'm actually not sure. But I could ask grandma Georgette. I'm sure she would know what her mother's maiden name was."

"Hey, who took this photo?" Candace asked.

"Great-grandpa Pierre. He was a major photography aficionado."

"Nice," Candace nodded. "It's a very expressive photo."

[thefluffyrailway-official]

Hey, I know you are busy with pup season. Gosh knows those pups need so much attention.

Do the mams and dads to be get freaked out about the pups and need to be calmed down? I'm sure some of the dads would be worrying about their partners/pups. (Totally not thinking about Oliver freaking out to Toad. The poor break van just wants to sleep. #JusticeForToad)

(ALRIGHT YOU KILLED ME WITH THIS ONE LMFAO 🤣)

Actually many of them freak out as this is totally new for them.

Speaking about the dads worrying abt their partners:

• We all agree Toby went even crazier than in "Signals Crossed" since he found out he was going to be a father? Because he did. First he saud he wasn't ready for something like this and even less knowing how anxious he is.

After some months he finally calmed down (Excepting the fact he had to take the lemon while his wifey was on her maternity leave but anyway) and actually enjoyed the experience.

Till the lil'fluffy box decided to be born so panic attack YIPPEEE!!! (Henrietta was also very VERY stressed that day. Lyra said she never saw her like that in her 56 years working with her-)

After all that chaos, Harriet never was a crazy pup, she was more a shy sleepyhead who usually sobs when someone she doesn't know approaches. So not much action in this part. Just the old married couple being a chill parents with a chill pup -w-👍

• BUT! You mentioned the little western duo eh? Well they're totally not free from the "Pup Panic", as i call it lol.

They're quite opposites actually. Oliver ALWAYS freaks out when he's not with his loaf wife, and specially now that there's only around 4 months to meet the first mini loaf. He just tell Toad every single bad thing that could happen to Annie and the pup.

#JusticeForToad

But when he's with her he's quite calm, just cuddling, purring and talking to his pup lol.

Unlike his grey bestie. Who's usually very chill when he's not with Clara, knowing there's not much to worry. (Still freaks out sometimes when he sees her working and stuff) But when he's with her.... Oh boy... He freaks out at every single weird thing she does. Pup kicks for exemple. THAT MAKES HIM GO CRAZY 😭👍

And now you can imagine how it will be when the pups are born, after seeing that Tree Claire post-

But enough about crazy pregnancy anechdotes. Now let's go with crazy pupsies >:)

• 1st is Dallas. She already did her first crazy pup thing! Dang girl you haven't even open ur eyes yet!

She escaped from the shed (not even walking, she doesn't know how to walk) and ended on BRENDAM DOCKS JUST BY CRAWLING!!!!

As you can suppose, Donald had 9 heart attacks when he woke up and didn't saw his baby with him.

He ran with Duck crying that the pup was gone. The whole island tried to find her.

And then, there's Sandy playing with Dallas on her nest-

Donald is now barely sleeping during the day because of that 😃👍

• Now, speaking of Sandy, do you know how stressed is Carly now? Working 24/7 and being the single mother of a very hyperactive pup? I mean, Cranky, Big Mickey, Salty and Porter also like to help. But ish... They'reall very busy guys. Most of the time, Sandy is on her own due to this. (And that's also something Carly hates.)

• Also Molly and Neville usually have to be calmed down when they're informed about another of Ash's asthma attacks. Many times Molly literally leaves her jobs and runs to the Steamworks to check everything's good with her daughter.

Sometimes the other 3 pups are a bit jealous because Molly can't be with them on her freetimes as much as she is with Ash. Neville and her already told them that it's because of Ash's health. But the pups are still too young to understand....

Conclusion: Crazy pups=Stress & Engine pregnancy=Anxious (Not pregnant) parent.

😃👍

[manbearbitchie]

I'm a big kenrietta fan, thoughts on them?

I love love love this ship ❤️❤️

I like the two of them being brought together by Karen, like Karen hanging out w the goths for real and therefore Henrietta and Kenny just seeing each other in passing a lot. And as older teens and shit, Kenny would be big on the "big titty goth gf" train and would be laying down the moves HARD. Henrietta is super charmed by it but won't admit to it bc he's a redneck white trash conformist... until she finds out he's also like, a supernatural entity, and then she decides that actually dating him would be totally goth.

[wan90645]

Saw you say "yay more kenchole" on that art i commissioned. Thought you might be interested in knowing that i have a whole list of things i want to commission, a lot of it kenchole variations

(Might take a while to get through the whole list though. I'm kinda trying to save up right now)

Explanation for some of these:

Book nerd x book nerd = nichole keeps a diary and the way kenny monologues in episodes like Going Native, Titties And Dragons, and The Scoots makes me think he's a hobbyist writer. I headcanon that the two of them are literature nerds.

Board games x board games = nichole is a board games champion and joined a club to play them. Kenny plays them sometimes too.

Cheerleader x basketball player = okay so i don't think it's ever been comfirmed which sport nichole cheers for, maybe all of them?? Idk how cheerleading in schools works. And afaik kenny's never been on the basketball team. But we know that nichole likes basketball and I feel like if there was one sport she cheers for it'd be that one. And kenny plays basketball in his spare time and he's on literally every other sports team already and he would totally pick up a sport just to flirt with the cheerleaders. When I get around to commissioning this one I might change it to cheerleader x football player if you think it'd be more in character.

Sports fan x sports fan = I headcanon that they're both the type of person to watch a game on TV and yell at the players the whole time lol.

Card player x card player = both of them play cards sometimes. And kenny is a master at Magic The Gathering.

Ohhh I quite like a lot of these and I can see Kenny & Nichole practicing gymnastics/acrobatics since Kenny in some scenes & the games rlly like to show off her skills

Now one thing I like to note out is the “he would totally pick up a sport just to flirt with the cheerleaders.” Kenny doesn’t actually flirt with the girls at all actually in fact it’s quite the opposite

As he’s friends are completely perplexed that Kenny somehow got a girlfriend and other things in tfbw it’s confirmed that Henrietta & Wendy do flirt with Kenny but he is never the one to start doing the flirting it’s them who start it and he’s quite a little awkward responding to it, not to mention Kenny is quite respectful towards women & their boundaries than most of the boys & has not made any sort of inappropriate jokes towards them.

I feel that whole “Casanova/perv/playboy Kenny ”. only comes from him being “horny” and not any actual actions he does and it’s a little perplexing when Clyde actually does all that as seen in “the list” the tfbw when clyde who would literally flirt with wendy while knowing she and stan are together even when Stan is in the same team as him and literally anytime he comes into contact with the raisins, phone destroyer:

Yet he gets incredibly woobified by the fandom all because he cries like the pathetic little shit that he is while Kenny gets characterized like that,

As for the second image

Eh they’re neat Ig not big opinions here, although I’m more of franbe(Francis x Bebe) I don’t rlly mind Libby x Francis