#helpa me

[commanderalanfrog]

Guys am i gonna have to pull a Gordie again

[captainspiggbo]

Is there not a single uncrusted image of Tizona?? Pretty straight forward sword, but I can't make out the motif on the guard. . It looks like the cross with the snakes thing (or a heart with a cross through it idk?? If it's actually obvious I'm gonna cry), but I can't tell, I'm blind I fear 🤦🏽‍♀️

[devicecontact]

I can’t tell what this is referencing? Does anybody know ?

[angeltism]

teensy bit embarrassing how 2/3rds of the time a character will just have to be a knight or have knightly vibes and I'll immediately start drooling a bit

[saltylenpai]

i think im just gonna have to do sketches this year for artfight bc im having a time.

i know people are just happy to get art but here i am holding myself to a standard that is impossible for me to maintain.

anyway can i get a L for the 3 scrapped pieces just for a revenge on my boyfriend im telling you i have a problem.

[theindo]

Me for the past ?????? Magnus.....magsnush arhicvemmmdmmmm....

[gifti3]

I just learned ive been pronouncing asmos full name wrong this whole time...

[natandacat]

Writing my proposal to a professor who doesnt give a shit and acts as if long covid is a dirty word that he wont engage with. Very motivating. Why do i have to fight to make people care. Insane. 1.4M people in this country alone and the number grows every day. No one is getting support. But nah thats not *our* job lol

[xpastelsweetsx]

“I hate the gym” I say, as I show up to the gym for the 4th time this week

[pup-pee]

AJKHGSFLYJAGWFJHWAFAW "literally whats etong w/it" NOTHING NOTHIGN IS LIVE UR BEST LIFE

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[dontexpectmuch]

GOING TO WATCH THE BARBIE MOVIE WITH JUDE ALL IN PINK OMGGGG

“babe, be for real.” jude voices out, slightly startling you.

you look up from your hand as you were currently putting on the different rings that you wore every day, only to see your boyfriend almost in all pink from head to toe, hand resting on his hips as he looked at you disapprovingly.

pink cowboy hat, a pastel pink polo, white baggy pants and baby pink shoes from adidas. he also had a pink ring on his pinky finger, topping off the entire look that just screamed, ‘i am going to watch barbie’.

“what?” you bluntly asked, slowly getting up.

jude just shook his head, hand out signaling to your outfit, “what are you doing? i thought we’re gonna watching barbie?”

“well, we are?”

“then why are you dressed like, like that?” jude almost spat out, eyebrows raised in suspicion.

looking down at yourself, you slowly put the pieces together. instead of wearing pink like jude, you wore a normal jeans and shirt, not really going with the unofficial official dresscode for the film.

“let me just wear your hat, babe.” you move closer to him, trying to grab his hat.

jude, however, not so fond of your idea, dodges your movement, his hand now holding your arm to keep it away from his hat, “nah, dude. wear your own stuff.”

“babe, now’s not the time, we’re gonna be late.” you say, going back to the couch to grab your bag with hidden snacks.

instead of saying anything, jude quickly leaves to go to the bedroom, making you wait for five minutes.

“here, babe.” he reappears, fluffy pink jacket and pink sunglasses in hand.

“really?”

“i won’t let you embarrass me like that, either you wear it or i’ll go by myself.” he shakes his head again as he helpa you to put on the jacket and galsses.

“jude, c’mon, it’s way too hot!” you whine, looking at him with dimmed vision.

“i genuinely do not care.” he says, moving you both to the mirror to take a few pics.

“done?” you ask, exhaling loudly.

before answering, jude leaned down to press a kiss on your lips, hard. hard enough to make you bend back a bit, holding tight onto his biceps to steady yourself. while doing so, he reaches for the cowboy hat, placing it on top of your head.

“now, we can go.” he just nods, walking ahead to the front door.

pink looks really good on him.

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[yourteght]

» YOUR PRETTY HEART (01/01) — futura doação » categoria: Genshin Impact » personagens: Beidou & Ningguang » recursos: psds por @.colour-source & navh (deviantart)

meimei's note: mais uma sugestão que consegui fazer e assim, a capa tava bem feinha no começo viu, era precária a situação mas graças a marc (vulgo deus das edição desse site) eu consegui consertar a cagada que eu fiz nessa capa e ela virou essa tchutchuca :3 eu conheço esse ship já tem MUITO TEMPO e assim, nunca editei por não achar muitos materiais delas, SÓ QUE EU AMEI EDITAR COM ELAS, e agora? O que eu faço? Alguém me helpa aqui please :')))

[devicecontact]

Anyone know if theres any fin fin paper craft? I’d love to make a little fin fin trinket but I can’t find anything on a Google search

[burgycreeper405-blog]

HAPPYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY

🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

TAKE ALL THE CONFETTI BUDDY

i am drowning from confetti

helpa me

[trancyzp]

trancy me helpa please!!! eu gostaria de saber como a senhorita faz pra encaixar os elementos da capa tão bem??? 💔💔💔 tipo tudo parece tão certinho eu amo as construções das suas capas e queria saber se vc tem dicas sobre isso 👉👈

loey🩷☁️🍰💌🤍

eu não sei muito bem como explicar, mas há vídeos no meu canal onde eu mostro como eu faço uma capinha desde o comecin, onde pego os elementos e como encaixo na capa até que fique de acordo com as cores de fundo, além da fonte.

eu vou tentar explicar como penso pra que você entenda e espero que faça sentido para você, assim como faz para mim sempre que estou fazendo uma capinha.

primeiramente, antes de tudo, eu penso no png do ídolo que eu vou usar ou em algum png/paisagem (qualquer coisa) no pinterest. portanto, eu navego pelo pinterest (aliás, lá tem várias pastinhas com as coisinhas que eu uso e me inspiro muito) e pelo Twitter também, é onde há muitas páginas que posta scans dos ídolos (aí eu amo trabalhar com scans)

outro ponto que eu gosto de trabalhar é as cores, gosto muito de cores harmonizadas na capa, busco por imagens que vão combinar com o png do personagem, seja tambem objetos e psds/coloring.

desculpa pela demora para responder sua ask, muito obrigada pelo seu apoio!

[sundewhasaudhd]

If I have to suffer you do too

Let me tell a little story about a man long time agoHe was the quickest draw in the wild west by the name of Smokin' JoeIt's Smokin' Joe!Hit the floorBut he didn't own no six-gunLemme tell you what he'd doWhen the varmint rode into townHe'd shoot 'em down with a big fat "fuck you!"Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you right$7.50 for large soy cappucinoLemme get my walletFuck you!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightEven though I'm not with Amazon you're calling me to tell meThat my profile has been hacked?Fuck you!And so Joe held the law in the town in which he livedYeah! Only stupid motherfuckers would talk shit around RudeboyWith his whiplash wristGon' get it now!Leroy "two gun" Jenkins thought that he could surely winBut before Leroy could blink he was told to sit and spinWhy don't you take it for a ride now?The Mongoose Mountain Gang played dirty with a twenty-man crewBut tales are told that Joe grew eighteen armsThat day as a gift from VishnuAnd as he rose in fameEvery quickdraw outlaw came to the manThey heard whose fists would burn when he flipped the birdSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightYou wanna refund the money that I spentIn your shop with a store credit?Fuck you!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightEverybody brought a platter to my fancy birthday dinnerBut you brought soda water?Fuck you!He got that name because his finger burns hot like the sunAnd leaves you smokin' when he's doneIt's just as well that Joe is fast as hell'Cause in every duel he won I'm not sureJoe knew that they had a literal gunI know that they're packing heatAnd I know that they know that I'm the man to beatBut when I step onto the street with a jingle in my feetThey know that I know that they know that they canFuck themself!Some say many years agoBefore Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' JoeHe had a wife, her name was BoBo was with child in a happy homeBut into town an outlaw cameWho wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstainNow Bo didn't like Joe using no gunSo Bo told Joe to fucking run"You gotta bring back help!" (run fast Joe, fast Joe)Lemme stay and fight!But Bo said "no guns, you've got to go!"Joseph Rudeboy was too slowFor a child that he'd never knowJoeseph Rudeboy you're too slowBurning inside Joseph died but from the ash the man who rose wasSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)He's a human pheonixYes, that's the wordI heard he was born in a fireAnd rides a pair of flamin' birdsSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)I heard he's never shot no-one but he'sStill locked up half of the wild westLookin' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gunOne day an outlaw came to townCome out here Smokin' JoeYou're just as well already deadHe wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw redAnd on the street the fateful pair did meetAll the townsfolk came to watch when they knewJoe was gonna tell someone to f-Their eyes were locked what seemed like three eternitiesTo Joe the velvet man seemed differentFrom how he remembered him to beBut it was all the same to Smokin' Joe, who'd been through hellHe'd dreamt every night the last eighteen yearsOf telling this guy to fuck himselfBut when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin' fistThe outlaw shot him first with aMiddle finger that looked just like hisAnd as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw's faceA young girl who'd seen it allAnd grew up in a terrible placeWhose mother once told JosephTo run and bring back helpA girl who thought her father had run out to save himselfSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightYou been telling everybody I'm a deadbeat daddyDidn't know I tried to save ya?YeahFuck you, daughter!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightNow I found my father and I learnt the truth we can be reunited?That's rightFuck you, old man!

This song has not left me yet

Good for you Evan