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I mean this in a very non platonic way
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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another wip, that i wont be able to finish for a while
#guys send help and motivation for the next week i have 3 tests and a homework to finish rip#star wars#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#codywan#my art#wip#uni is kicking my ass so badly 😭#trying my best not get back to the mindset i was in the past few months#but its hard like this ugh#at least only a week and exam mont left of this semester#sorry for rambling here 🤣#you guys should watch the vampire gay show#thats what keeps me going its so good#im obsessed with it#i made a typo *month#thise drawing was also inspired by that show#its great show#i think i need sleep why im still rambling here#okay sorry if you are still reading the tags#made another typo *this#*screams silently*
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love the Future Leo au just bc He Knows Things
You know the embarrassing stuff you think No one will ever know about because you would take that info to your GRAVE.
Anyway smug F!Leo making fun of current Leo about his most embarrassing crushes.
betrayal..
#tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt leo#future leo#hamato leonardo#my turtle art#turtle asks#thanks for the ask!! using these prompts as a transparent excuse to try out fleo expressions hehe#there are SO many things leo planned on taking to the grave but master leonardo's ass is not helping🙄#don suave the most of all because that baby gay crush requires CONTEXT LMAO
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Alright man alright.
#kebb's art#bucchigiri?!#bucchigiri#majin senya#senya#arajin tomoshibi#redesign is my passion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#arajin design's perfect to me. go off white boy.#he's fucking dumb he's insufferable i'm sorry bucchigiri fans i love him.#what the fuck is senya's problem lmfaooo#oooh he loves to fight ooh. he loves power he loves strong people. okay gay ass okay#i've been trying to find the meaning of senya's tattoos but i find NOTHING. help me
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY OF THE "SOMETHING STUPID" ANIMATIC BY @seagiri OMG GUYS LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
(this animatic literally was the reason why I got into tf2 so GO WATCH IT IT'S BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE!!!)
#cj 24#art#doodles#my art#artists on tumblr#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#tf2 helmet party#tf2 rocket science#damn that was my first ship and I didn't even draw it once?#we gotta fix it lmaoo#okay so um this was supposed to be a sketch but I added colour and yeahhh#it isn't my best work but I spend all my evening drawing this so eat guys lol#I LOVE THOSE TWO SO MUCH AND THE ANIMATIC OMGGGG#I saw the animatic on tiktok and I WAS LITERALLY OBSESSED#I knew abt tf2 long before that (I have an older brother lol) and I even knew some of the lore#but I nevwr really liked it idk why xD#but after the animatic I straight up became the biggest tf2 fan#so yeah THANK YOU SO MUCH SEAGIRI DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!! :D#your art style changed the way I see art xD#getting into tf2 in general helped me with my own art style and I even started to draw more :)))#so basically gay people saved me yay#something stupid#like I love youUuuuuUuuu#*dies*#WHY IS ENGIS EYES ARE SO WEIRD HELPPP#also literally no one asked but engis second hand is on soldiers ass because I said so
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baguette but three different versions because i couldn't settle on one
i hate these losers so much did you know that they occupy a normal amount of my brainspace
a lil close-up on the faces bc i really like lynn's expression hereasgghsfafgafsghafadfghashsahgdf
#yah 💪#happy halloween (im pretending its the 31st) i come bearing those two gays from that one halloween apartment#all saints street#i mean i want to tag ass and baguette but like.. i dont think i will...#wan sheng jie#wsj#lynn angel#nick hoult#lynnick#uhh#my art#eyestrain#second piece i finished today i need to wring out my bones n muscles and spin them around. esp my neck help#do you ever imagine them with accents matching their whats the word w-.. cus i cackle at the thought of aussie nick... hes so special to me#canadian lynn..... briTISH IRA???? ? PLS thats soJKSADHJJASJFJHaf swEDISH CRYSTAL I NEED TAHT IN MY LIFE THO ?? russian damao so real
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glee textposts 2
#im hyperfixated on this stupid ass show send help#glee#glee textposts#glee incorrect quotes#gleek#blaine anderson#sam evans#blam#jake puckerman#ryder lynn#idk their ship name but they're gay#brittany s pierce#santana lopez#finn hudson#quinn fabray#kurt hummel#oh wow I hope no one can tell who my favorite character are
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Can we all give Mike Wheeler some understanding, please? I don't wanna hear your whiny ass say that Mike Wheeler isn't good enough for Will one more time, I WILL find your home address. (Directed)
"Will isn't 'head over heels' for Mike, he just has a crush" I'm sorry but did you have your eyes closed in the interview in which his actor explains how he's been in love with Mike since the first season?? Hello???
Mike Wheeler is a gay boy in the '80s. Mike Wheeler is dating a girl he doesn't love romantically to appear "normal". Mike Wheeler has seen several people brutally die in front of him. Mike Wheeler had to witness the disappearance and possession of his best friend. Mike Wheeler has dealt with thinking two people he cares about have died. Mike Wheeler is a boy who went through homophobic bullying. Mike Wheeler is a boy who had to save the world four times already.
MIKE WHEELER IS A BOY.
He dealt with all this bullshit at the VERY young age that is 12-15. You want to tell this kid he's a bad person for being stressed? He has so much on his mind at such a young age from literally all of that and you expect him to act rational? Peaceful? "Correct"??😭
You are literally stupid if you think that's the proper opinion. He is going through the same shit as the other characters, the only reason you don't get pissed at Will is because he internalizes his feelings, rather than kind of exploding (which is what Mike does). These are just different responses to trauma, dumbass. Sorry it doesn't look pretty for you, but that's not how it works.
Erm, have the day you deserve, I guess. Bye, chat.
#this is directed#at that one person who is always on my pinterest fyp#fuck you#you dont understand anything#just because Mike doesn't have the capacity to hold in everything he's dealing with doesn't mean he's a bad person for letting it out#it just means he's a teenager dealing with way too much bullshit for his age and doesn't have anyone to help him#because of that fact that everything he's dealing with is stuff he's ashamed about#he cant say ''hey im gay and having a hard time accepting myself'' becaue then people would know#no one is there to tell him that its okay#jesus christ#this is all reflective of how you'd deal with people in your own life too#you must be a pain in the ASS to be around#byler#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler endgame#mike wheeler apologist#byler tumblr#st5#byler nation
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So I was a bit self indulgent
I've been lacking on lineart lately but oh well
I'm sorry, but I'm so fucking gay for this man
Ignore the purple phone, I forgor to draw part of it.
#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital art#digital drawing#sans undertale#undertale#undertale au#fanart#fell sans#sans underfell#underfell#canon x oc#canon x self insert#oc#leviathan#help my gay ass#goopyart#levi
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this is so hot what the fuck
#rhett and link's wonderhole#what a gay ass name#whatever this episode is about is probably gonna take me out#they look too good it's a crime#help#rhett and link#gmm#goog edits#except I still haven't figured out how to make gifs look good again ever since my photoshop updated#alas
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Scrunkly blorbo eeby deeby scrimblo doodle compilation.
ft. that one infamous ✨blorbo pose™✨
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#commander tartar#my art :o]#guess who was doodling for 6 hours straight#I need to destroy this guy - it's taking up too much space in my brain#living there rent free and wreaking havoc#that one Tartar sighing in disappointment has the same energy as a father helping with math homework and losing patience immediately#Tartar having a very limited range of expressing emotions outwardly is my favourite thing ever#just staring directly into your soul with those.... uhhhh eyes... b-bells?????????#...yeah!#gay ass phone
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Stockholm syndrome sounding ass
#their gay ass can’t help themself#art#my art#s0ras art#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trollsona#trolls oc#velvet and veneer#trolls Floyd
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(OH NO SHE'S HOT)
#dst#dst winona#marso rambles#help me my gay ass#my phone could not have taken a crispier screenshot
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"You have no idea," Crowley whispers, leaning in closer still, his lips hovering just above the angel's. "Once I have you all to myself, I'll show you such sinful things, you'll forget you were ever an angel…"
I am sick, I am depressed and my adhd is acting up, therefore all claims that I might be projecting onto Crowley are all irrelevant
#send help for real#i had such bad night terrors last night that i woke up fucking sick and i've been feverish the whole ass day#and cause i'm afraid to sleep now#instead of...idk studying or maybe working#i'm writing teasing aziracrow because the good omens cosplayer i have a crush on poped up on my stories and i had to do something about it#being gay is hard#being gay with a stupid crush at my age is harder#i'm sick so you can't say anything to me besides sending soup and tea#good omens#good omens fanfiction#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#spencer speaks while he is sick so he should be quiet but here we are
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