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commandertartarsmoocher · 5 months ago

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Scrunkly blorbo eeby deeby scrimblo doodle compilation.

ft. that one infamous ✨blorbo pose™✨

#splatoon #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #commander tartar #my art :o]#guess who was doodling for 6 hours straight #I need to destroy this guy - it's taking up too much space in my brain #living there rent free and wreaking havoc #that one Tartar sighing in disappointment has the same energy as a father helping with math homework and losing patience immediately #Tartar having a very limited range of expressing emotions outwardly is my favourite thing ever #just staring directly into your soul with those.... uhhhh eyes... b-bells?????????#...yeah!#gay ass phone

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cellclothism · 2 months ago

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get planed IDIOT !!!!

#if youre wondering how i figured out his name ! xander is the name of his current voice actor ^_^#and ciabattari is the last name of coffee's va :)#gay ass phone #KILL HIM NOW #object invasion #oi phone

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gd-dollopole · 22 days ago

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Me, the entire day: 😒😐😪🙄

Me, when Merthur: ☺️🥰🫠✨

Also, consider this:

Arthur, the entire day: 😒😐😪🙄

Arthur, whenever he sees Merlin: ☺️🥰🫠✨

#it’s just because i caught myself smiling like an idiot to the phone to a merthur edit #that’s all #the usual #my gay ass #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #merlin x arthur #merlin edit

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spenglerstwinkie · 7 months ago

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30 days to train aka 30 days for kars to cyber bully joseph

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starboardharpy · 1 year ago

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This is basically what happened, right??

Psst, hey! @bilan-igg , it's the Gay Doritos :>

#that one moment where calling your best friend a pet name in a dif language comes back to bite you in the ass 😔#may you RIP Robin Arellano #he gay panicked too hard #Robin's dying and Paperboy is just: 🧍#the black phone #robin arellano #finney blake #vance hopper #billy showalter #fanart #fanfic fanart #digital art #sketches #rinney #finbin #Mako's art #artists on tumblr

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marsobars · 6 months ago

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(OH NO SHE'S HOT)

#dst #dst winona #marso rambles #help me my gay ass #my phone could not have taken a crispier screenshot

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crowleysfall · 22 days ago

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y’all don’t understand i need to see the queer movie so badly and it isn’t playing anywhere near me this is so incredibly sick and twisted

#and still no link 😭😭😭 god hates my desperate gay ass #with each passing day that i don’t see that movie i feel more insane #someone have mercy on me and record that shit idgaf if it has the quality of a picture taken on a phone in 2005 #i will inject that shit into my veins and fall to my knees in tearful gratitude #drew starkey #queer #daniel craig #queer movie

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danrifics · 1 year ago

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This is my roman empire

#like the visible gay panic gets me every time #the original heart eyes howell #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #also hoping this gif works i made it on a fucking ipad #with some random ass app #and i only have said ipad and my phone to view it on #so who knows what it looks like on a pc

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napping-sapphic · 1 year ago

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Really sorry guys but I’m all out of forehead kisses today😔

All I’ve got instead is mentally cradling your face and resting our foreheads together and reminding you that you are good, that you deserve love and kindness, that you’re welcome here, that i care about you and i hope you’re doing okay

Yeah sorry idk if that makes up for it….sorry for the inconvenience….

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commandertartarsmoocher · 6 months ago

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Even more anatomy practise art

You have been blessed with Tartar Da-Foe! 🎉

You are welcome!

#splatoon #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #commander tartar #my art :o]#i'm shitposting :o]#currently the best way to motivate myself into practising this sort of thing is to turn everything into Tartar #yes these are all photos of Willem Dafoe redrawn as my favourite gay telephone #yes i referenced the picture of Willem Dafoe holding two oranges and one of em is moldy #my guy why do you have a lit cigarette you don't even have lungs idiot #Tartar is no friend he is foe #ugh i wannt to givve him... a litle smooche...#[I've been drawing so much these days that my fingers are starting to hurt man - lmao I'm way too motivated - I should rest...]#[what the gay ass phone does to a motherfu-]

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disconnectedkid · 2 days ago

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my head hurts but I got a sewing machine for Christmas so I’m gonna try and see my gay little husband. I’ll post the results when I’m done

#Hhhhhh it’s probably gonna be ass #But too bad I’m gay for that phone

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nyan-bynary · 5 months ago

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modern au sukugo sukuna should be like 50 (or older!!!!!!) and gojo should stay 28/29

#they still fuck like rabbits but also sukuna CANNOT USE A MODERN MOBILE PHONE <3 #modern sukuna needs his stupid goofy reading glasses and is miserable when satoru's explaining reddit LOL drama to him #this is the only valid and acceptable modern au imo #peepaw needs his comfy neck pillow when they go on trips together #relationship goals tbh I think I'm just projecting shit I want onto them at this point djdjdjd #old biker guy and his gay ass massive gym bro younger boyf hanging off his arm #sukuna sucks dick AND complains about the knee pain #also old man grunts while doing anything <3333333 #sukugo

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feralwetcat · 2 months ago

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Ok but imagine i have kids somehow qnd have to explain how i met my partner.. like.. yeahhh we met online.. where? Oh uhm..........wattpad.. like bro i do NOT wanna have that conversation if anybody asks we met during a school program or some shit

@taruulive hi hun

#fr tho we met on a fucking dream smp wattpad fanfiction #its been two years 😭🙏#i love her but what the fuck is our story #like yeah we met on a dsmp wattpad fanfiction and got together when their friend stole her fucking phone #(keep in kind sajd friend DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH?? because uhm.. SHES FRENCH??)#and ratted her ass out like damn #i love you pookie but what #Ferals chatter🪿#Ferals GAY chatter🪿

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jasperyourmutt · 4 months ago

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Curling up in my dog bed… zzzz… zzzz..

#today kicked my ass and I don’t want to go to sleep yet but I’m so eepy #goodnight gay people in my phone #jasperbarks

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lovelykil · 1 year ago

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