#helluva merch

[fujostore]

Whellcome to our first "limited time edition" special!

As some might know, this weekend a certain short of a certain show featured a "RAWR" yaoi paddle in the background. And, well, who are we to miss a great opportunity?

Once again, choose your favorite version (or both): the smaller Chibi or the mighty Hime.

But hurry! This special edition will only be on sale until the next short comes out, likely end of September!

All proceeds go to support @fujocoded's mission to empower fujin and other subcultures to shape their own web and communities! Follow our adventures on our website.

Update: sneak... pic ;)

[hutaoloves]

If there’s a particular set/character I missed out, send the image to me through the question box!!

[normystical]

"I H8 BLITZO" "KYZ BLITZO" Where's the I LOVE Blitz merch??? The Blitz Is A Perfect Little Guy Who Never Did Anything Wrong Ever merch??? If Blitzø has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Blitzø has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Blitzø has only one fan then that is me. If Blitzø has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Blitzø, then I am against the world.

[angelshizuka]

This was my first time putting standees together, because I've never owned anything like these until getting into collecting HB. So, I was a bit nervous, but I just put on some Stolitz AMVs and spent like an hour just taking my time.

I'm so happy with how they look!

[radiostatik]

Christmas Striker my beloved 🥺

[artsdoodles]

Made some little goober blitz inspired from the new short

[mismaxx]

Bought some more keychain charms of the faves ~🥰💖

Got these from hitsujinu !

[p4ul3tte]

Wooohooo!

... Never paid this much for tiny pins but...

Wooohooo!

[prof-ramses]

Some ideas for Merch

For the uninitiated, @thatguywhodoesstuff made a Golden Goose fankid named Merch and We've been exchanging some ideas about him recently, so I decided to dump a bunch of my own concepts for him here, or rather, under the cut

Mammon's is immensely excited and nervous about the prospect of having a biological child prior to Merch hatching. During this time the other Sins, mainly Lucifer and Beelzebub, do their best to help him get through his rough patches.

When Merch does hatch, Mam gives Glitz and Glam a 2 year long roadmap of events to attend since he won't be there to directly manage their act with a new baby in the house. He also makes it very clear what will happen to them should they stray from it in an significant way.

As a kid, Merch wears a lot of baggy clothes and often takes Via's old stuff or at least he would if he liked the colors more).

When Merch starts manifesting his many powers, Mammon devotes extra time to teaching him to control them and even how to strengthen them should the need arise.

When Merch is a tween, he starts being a bit sassy towards his family, which is nothing special, but when he starts learning about Stella's background with her ex husband, he lightens up on it a little, especially towards Stella. There's an unspoken agreement in the rest of the family that they know why he calmed down but none of them point it out.

You might think Merch's fondness of annoying him and Fizz would make Ozzie stop trying to be his favorite uncle, but it's quite the opposite. Asmodeus thinks his nephew is just generally mischievous and thinks that if he plays it off like Merch's pranks don't get to him, he might be seen as the "cool uncle". Merch finds these misguided efforts hilarious.

Merch doesn't see himself as ever seeking out a relationship and considers himself fully content with just the family he has now and his businesses. Mammon sees a lot of his younger self in this behavior and lightly jokes about it with his son.

While it's very rare for Merch to get outright angry, it's not too rare to see him at this scariest, which is actually when he's extremely excited for something, usually the launch or opening of a project. He goes into full cackling super villain mode and takes the moment to relish his own business acumen.

Somewhat adjacent, he has Batman levels of contingency plans for every toy line he owns. In addition to having several episode of a tie-in cartoon made before they even hit stores, he will have paid some desperate artists peanuts to make a pilot for a spinoff series for each main cast member in case they become popular enough to sustain their own line. He convinces them to do this by promising that the animators will also profit from this one character inevitably becoming a fan favorite, he, of course, keeps every team he has working on these "preparations" unaware of the others. And that's all just one example.

When Merch is frustrated, electricity of several colors emanates from his swept back crest/hair, in a way similar to a plasma ball

This last one is more of a premise for something else, but Merch fits very well into it. He sets up a domain in preparation for his attempt to convince uncle Fizz to return to performing, and when he refuses, turns it into a Fizz trolling forum. One frequent patron of the forum seems to take to it oddly well, and this is not lost on Merch.

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

Golden Goose Family Shenanigans

(I stumbled across this comic & I knew I had to make this.)

Stella: (Holding Merch) Alright my little prince, it’s time to see if you’re ready to take your first steps.

(She places him down and Merch barely takes a step before falling.)

Stella: (Gently) Well, it was a valiant effort, but it appears you just aren’t ready to stand on your own two feet.

(Merch, undeterred, proceeds to crawl over to the corner of the room. To Stella’s astonishment, the demonic infant places his hands on the wall to help himself stand.)

Stella: Mammon! Quick, you must see Merch! (Turns back around, only to find Merch nowhere in sight.) …eh!?

(Stella looks around, desperately searching for her son. It isn’t until her eyes flit upward that she sees Merch, slowly but surely climbing up the wall.)

Stella: (Internally freaking out as her son continues to crawl along the ceiling) !!!

Mammon: What is it Stella?

(Mammon follows Stella’s eyes and sees Merch, who is now directly above them.)

Mammon: *Gasps* Well look at that! He’s taking his first crawl! (Merch drops from the ceiling with a giggle directly onto his dad’s hands) I can’t wait to see him weave his first web!

Stella: (Still trying to process what is happening with their baby) 😨

[condeandr]

Interest check

Who wants these enamel pins? Planning a collection🥺🥺

[fujostore]

It is time!

With the new short out, there's only 24(ish) hours left to buy our special, limited time edition RAWR cheese paddle!

Serve your guests some stylish charcuterie, and support @fujocoded's mission: a better web for fandom and beyond through education, software, and collaboration!

[buy the chibi] or [buy the hime] (or, if you're particularly classy, [buy the yaoi one])

[hutaoloves]

[angelshizuka]

Two weeks ago I finally cracked and decided to place a Shark Robot order, despite my wallet begging me not to. And despite me easily wanting half the store, I managed to narrow it down to these five items, to keep the costs semi-reasonable.

I'm just sad I didn't crack a few weeks earlier, because I definitely regret missing out on the spring merch, but at least I have this Stolitz playmat now!

[helluvabased]

In all seriousness though, fantastic new V-Day drops from Sharkrobot for Helluva Boss

[kennykenbee]

New stolas rainbow charm up on my Etsy!

Use code “BEEMOMENT” for 10% off :)