#sharkrobot

[angelshizuka]

Shark Robot out here personally attacking me!?!?

Seeing these shirts side by side, seeing how far their relationship has come in just a few episodes and this is only the beginning, it's only uphill from here for them!

Us Stolitz shippers keep fucking winning!

[happilyelegantwombat]

I.M.P.

[mismaxx]

Last day of September and my Sallie May + Loona summer merch finally came in. 😙💖

[lost-romantique]

October - November Helluva Boss Merch Haul

Starting hot and heavy with the Helluva Boss posters I ordered from SharkRobot from their Halloween drop. I got them framed and everything.

Originally I only ordered the Blitz standee, but I didn't want Blitz to be lonely so I made sure to pick up Loonie, and M&M.

I ordered a lot from the Ghostfuckers and Chupacabra merch drop, but this is the only thing that I arrived for now...

Definitely recommend getting the hoodies from SharkRobot, they are extremely comfortable. I wear this hoodie to work all the time.

Unfortunately, I didn't spend too much on the Black Friday / Sinsmas merch drop, since I had literally spent an arm and a leg on the Halloween drop.

First Black Friday purchase with the I.M.P Lenticular poster.

Of course, I had to get the complete Stolitz family puzzle.

Stolitz ornament, my beloved.

Smolitz mug, my beloved

Stolitz Sinsmas shirt, my beloved.

Finally, my holy grail item arrived which is the LooLoo Land carousel acrylic standee. Genuinely cost a lot of money, but she is a beauty. You can pick this item up here if you're interested.

[sazzynatural]

Got the first set of Halloween standees! Can't wait for the second set to arrive!

[which-item-poll]

[hanakarausagi]

Just me, giving my entire paycheck to Vivziepop 😫

[blitzsicedcoffee]

My new pet is here!!!! He's so cute!!!!

[vaggietheangel]

Source: Sharkrobot

She can stab me with her spear any time 😍💜

[davekat-sucks]

Oh my goodness! That anon talking about hazbin hotel merch made me realize that Hussie could have made bank if he just made a different Homestuck merch and make almost all the merch line ups limited edition pins. With my own personal experience I can say I’ve seen pins sell well, at times they can sell slow but people are willing to pay premium for them if they’re told “I only have 300 of these and I’m never making them again. When they are gone they are gone.”

Homestuck fans are still obsessed enough with Homestuck to want to buy plushies and pins. This is a self own but if you put some Jade merch in front of me that’s GOOD I’m going to snatch it up like a fish eatting a worm on a fishing line.

This honestly shows me Hussie is really incapable of looking at others successes and taking advice. Homestuck is a BRAND focused on CHARACTERS and it is niche but a content creator can take advantage of that.

They used to have enamel pins and other unique items once upon a time on their old WhatPumpkin Store. However, they stopped producing it because the price for these pins as a set were overpriced and didn't sell enough. $15 fucking dollars for a pin set, even for the simpler smaller ones. Some were able to be reduced to $8 under ForFansByFans, but by then, Homestuck was near the end of its run and nobody cared enough to buy the merch. The Beta Kids one in the first pics were 8 dollars each and $30 if you buy all four. But even then, compared to ones like Helluva Boss or The Amazing Digital Circus, they are at least more reasonable with some having gimmicks (like the Lenticular or locket flip) or special shape designs that need better time to mold and painting. And Glitch Productions is even nice that some aren't that limited time only. But I have no idea if the sales would have been better if it was a limited time offer.

Even for recent times, Hussie or James Roach could use something like this Makeship Campaign plush to sell either Homestuck or Hiveswap related characters, but they aren't doing that either. Not even for YouTooz and their quality for making stuff is cheap as shit. What doesn't help that in one of the ForFansByFans livestreams that used to be streamed on Twitch, they or WhatPumpkin, admitted they lost some of the data files for the merch. So things like outlines about how a plushie should look like or made, the 3D model shape and mold for the Homestuck figures, the images for the shirts/bags/calendars/etc, etc. Most of them had been fan-made, so it will be hard to try and contact the original artists for it. And ones for official like the Homestuck figures, they probably have moved on to greener pastures than to stick around with WhatPumpkin and/or lost file data too. Finally, there's also MOTIVATION that is needed to buy the merch. Homestuck at its state was in Gigapause or near end of its run by the time these merch stuff dropped even after the Kickstarter was funded. Maybe some got tired of waiting for the series to update. Maybe some are unhappy with how the story turned out by the end and didn't think they could support Homestuck because of that. Besides just being able to support small indie creators, does the series make people happy or special that it would give people the energy and effort to go out and buy the merch? Even if you love or hate something too, there should at least have some drive to get people to think about a series. For Homestuck, it's nothing but emptiness.

[radiostatik]

Sharkrobot sent me a few extra Helluva Boss posters by mistake! So I am selling them on ebay! Click the link below in you're interested!

These are the posters I am selling:

They are both in perfect condition!

[angelshizuka]

"Why are they already making merch for a character (Vassago) we haven't even seen yet?"

Oh, Idk, maybe because the episode where he debuts in literally drops within the next half a month!? Is the concept of having some merch prepped for a new character that weird for some people to grasp? Not to mention I 100% wanna bet people would've complained about there being no merch for him if they hadn't prepped anything.

(It's safe to assume he's also gonna get merch for the Mastermind episode drop, but those are usually pre-orders, so will take a few months to arrive. So, with him being included in the Holiday drop there's at least some merch ready for him.)

And that's not even getting into how we've technically seen Vassago already in the trailer more than half a year ago, and literally everyone and their grandmother knows how big the hype is for his character. Wheter he will live up to that hype is another question entirely, but that's something neither fans nor creators can predict.

Either way, I am definitely hyped.

[l00n3ym00n3y]

Valentine’s Beelzebub outfits💕🐝

[mismaxx]

In other news, my Halloween HB merch finally came in. 🧡🎃

Even tho it’s over, still gonna have them out for November lol. 🍂

They’re just so pretty.

[lost-romantique]

Helluva Boss Plushies Merch

I pulled out a loan to buy these guys, but he makes all the pain worth it.

I lowkey regret not getting the Stolas and Loona pillows, so I can only hope they release them on SharkRobot.

Honestly don't care for Ozzie too much but you can't get Fizz without Ozzie., Of course, I got Fizz because he is Blitzø’s childhood friend and I got Mammon because he's my hubby's fave character.

[sazzynatural]

Night-light Stolas is finally in my possession! 💖