#helluva boss mpreg

[froggy-little-flips]

well good luck with the appointment blitz. Hopefully they can tell you how far along you are

The Next Morning…

Fizz: *leading Blitzø into the doctor’s office* Come on, Blitz, quit dragging your hooves. The sooner we figure this out, the sooner you can stop freaking out.

Blitzø: *grumbling* I’m not freaking out. I’m just… cautiously concerned. There’s a difference.

Fizz: *smirking* Right. And I’m the Queen of Wrath. Now, shut up and let the doc do his thing.

Dr. Mollo: *entering the room, glancing between the two of them* Hello Fizzarolli.. What brings you in today?

Fizz: *jerks a thumb at Blitzø* This is my friend Blitzø. He needs a pregnancy check. He took a test last night. It came back positive.

Dr. Mollo: *arching an eyebrow, looking at Blitzø* Hm. Interesting. Alright, Mr. Blitzø, hop up on the table, and let’s see what’s going on.

Blitzø: *climbing onto the exam table, muttering* Great. Just another humiliating day in my fantastic life.

Dr. Mollo: *examining Blitzø carefully including drawing blood, then setting up an ultrasound machine* Alright, let’s take a look inside. This might feel a little weird.

As the ultrasound image appears on the screen, Dr. Mollo studies it for a moment before nodding.

Dr. Mollo: Well, Mr. Blitzø, you’re definitely pregnant. With an egg no less. The egg is developing nicely. Judging by its size, I’d estimate you’re about four months along.

Blitzø: *staring at the screen, wide-eyed* Four months?! But I didn’t even know!

Fizz: *leaning over to look at the screen, smirking* Well, congratulations, Blitz. You’re an egg-daddy.

Dr. Mollo: *serious, glancing at Blitzø* Now, Mr. Blitzø, I need to ask—do you know who the other parent is? It’s important for determining any potential complications.

Blitzø: *hesitating before sighing* It’s, uh… his name is Stolas.

Dr. Mollo: *pausing, his expression shifting to concern* A Goetia? Are you certain?

Blitzø: *nodding* Yeah. Why? What’s wrong?

Dr. Mollo: *rubbing his chin thoughtfully* Goetia pregnancies are notoriously long and complicated, especially for Hellborn demons like you. Their offspring require a full twelve months to develop, which means you still have a long way to go. And there’s the matter of their magic—it can affect the carrier in unpredictable ways.

Fizz: *frowning, glancing at Blitzø* Sounds like you’re in for a Hell of a ride, buddy.

Blitzø: *groaning, burying his face in his hands* Great. Eight more months of this? Kill me now.

Dr. Mollo: *giving him a reassuring look* Don’t panic just yet. We’ll monitor you closely to make sure both you and the egg stay healthy. With proper care, you’ll get through this.

Fizz: *grinning, nudging Blitzø* Hey, look on the bright side. You’ve got almost a year to prepare. Plenty of time to freak out and then pull it together.

Blitzø: *glaring at him* Thanks, Fizz. Super helpful.

Dr. Mollo: *printing out the ultrasound images and handing them to Blitzø* Here. Take these with you. And Blitzø, if anything feels off—anything—come back immediately.

Blitzø: *taking the images, muttering* Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Doc.

Fizz: *grinning as they head out* So, what are you gonna tell Stolas?

Blitzø: *groaning* Oh, don’t remind me. This is gonna be a disaster.

Fizz: *snickering* Can’t wait to see how that conversation goes.

Blitzø: He’s already depressed…I don’t want to add even more stress to him.

Fizz: So…what do you want to do?

Blitzø: *lowers his head* Right now I just want to stuff my face until I have a heart attack or diabetes.

Fizz: *pulls Blitzø in for a hug* Come on Blitzø, I’ll take you home.

[mundayme]

post-mastermind egg in there

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 1 POLL 78

PROPAGANDA:

[Blitz]

"Y'know how we can make this messier? Impregnate that imp. The stolitz drama would be so-o-o much worse if you threw in an unexpected hybrid pregnancy."

[Stephen]

"Making a doctor into a patient has to be something O'Brian had a thing for. Accidents and disease are happening to Stephen Maturin's body constantly, and that's not even counting the time he got tortured by the French.

I think Stephen's wife Diana should knock him up by accident after he assured her there was no risk of him getting pregnant. I think he should have an easy breezy time of it till month seven and then get a dozen unpleasant symptoms at once.

I also think the baby should start out looking more like his best friend than his wife, just to put more strain on their marriage and stress him out. That's fun for me. That's fun for me.

Did you know that his canonical weight is nine stone or one hundred twenty-six pounds? on a man five foot six that's very little. we could fix that with a baby. he would no longer need to worry about being wafted away by stiff breeze or being carried off by a medium-sized owl."

[plumomi]

*sigh* yeah

update: the spawn

[artzval]

Saw this meme and I HAD to draw Stolas.

He thought he was gonna fart and ended up with a new kid, honestly my worst nightmare.

🌟I finally remembered to also draw his tail, took me something like 3 drawings🌟

[cornsyrupfromhell]

[2minutesnotice]

💔 IT'S MY FAULT💔

A comic project I did, to deal with my own emotions and trauma about conceiving and the struggles that come with with. It's a very emotional topic for me, so I've tried to be as respectful as I can be.

If you are in this situation or have been, feel tightly hugged. There's nothing wrong with you, it's not your fault 🫂

[eggdropcat]

Will he lay an egg? Will he somehow give live birth? Is he intersex? Is it just a miracle? So many questions running through Blitz's head.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

noncanonical (probably) I was just feeling silly

at least she got his horn color and wings

reference below

[rhiandoesfandom]

Last night I tried to explain the "egg in there" meme about Stolas to my partner and he just had nothing to say. He cracked up though when I told him about the "do it for egg" poster.

[magicapunguart]

[just-s0me-stranger]

Art by creed_zachary on twitter

Posted with permission

Here's a scene from my latest fic, Illegitimate

Which, you can read here

[mundayme]

🦎🦉🥚🥚🎄✨

[talesfromawannabewriter]

@things-arent-what-they-seem66

@beef-brisket

(Mother of sins au)

Adam: Satan! Give your mama a hug

Satan smiles and maneuvers to give a side hug. Being mindful of his baby bump. When he lets go he sees Adam with a displeased expression on his face.

Adam: I spent seven fucking teen hours squeezing you out of my body while being in agonizing pain. This is what I get?

Satan: I was just trying to-

Adam: Give your mother a hug.

Satan very quickly wraps his arms around his hormonal mama.

[2minutesnotice]

Wearing your boyfriends shirt, weirdly angled kisses, keeping your egg warm and loved. Life is good.😌💕

(Twitter/X is going crazy with pregnant Stolas and I'm all in for it lol)

[crenmir]

NEVER DELETING TWITTER DJDKDJDK