#helluva Wally

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Poor Wally just wants to be included. ;_; I do love the running gag of Wally appearing in almost every episode. ;)

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Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (Round 1, Section 2, Match 6)

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[blitzsicedcoffee]

I have a theory about our silly little guy Wally Wackford.

When we first meet him, he's the vendor at Looloo Land. Why is he there? To capitalize of course but he's also selling torches that we eventually see Blitzo crash into him and set the circus on fire (foreshadowing).

Next we see Wally, he's on the TV doing his commercial and Blitz immediately shoots it. Obviously bringing in some kind of hate for Wally, and confirmed by when he comes in at the end of the ep of C.h.e.r.u.b.s where he says, "You could say you have a holy operation here, Blitzo'! to which we know he says, "Get out".

This small exchange is actually a lot of lore. He still calls him Blitzo. There's only a few people that still know him as Blitzo, and again we see that Blitz does not wanna be around or see this guy, he sees him as annoying/frustrating.

Now, the next piece of my theory doesn't really relate to Wally, it's just something that I think connects. In Blitz's office we see a ton of advertisements for a one-man show called "Big-Top Blitzo". Quite literally a one-man show. Now, if this was after the fire where he was still trying to be a clown because he couldn't get another job, who do you think he would get to help him with said project? Someone that knew how to advertise, who knew how to attract a crowd, sell tickets and merch, be a host, etc.

Wally Wackford.

I rest my theory, Wally Wackford and Blitzo were business partners after the fire and when it didn't work out, they went their separate ways. But Blitzo can't escape him lmao.

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Official Helluva Pride Month Merch that confirms several sexualities?!

WALLY IN IT?!

WALLY IDENTITY CONFIRMED?!?!

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[prof-ramses]

Here are some (mostly Mammon centric) thoughts I came up with when I probably should have been doing work for class:

Working off of some of my previous ideas, I really like the idea of Mammon and Bee previously having some sort acrobatic act together in the same vein as my idea Ozzie and Mam were once a comedy duo.

I like to interpret that a lot of Mam’s business ventures, while primarily rooted in greed, have a sense of sentimentality to them. Loo Loo Land for example is a blatant cash grab and pet project of Mam, but it’s also his (kinda weird & messed up) way of showing his respect for Lucifer (not to mention it was a place he and his niece made a lot of fun memories). Building off of this, his idea for making the Robo Fizz’s fully functional pleasure toys is him taking the advice from Ozzie that “sex sells” and running with it (Ozzie probably kicked himself when he realized this). I also like to think he has other business ventures that homage the other Sins, like a fast food chain that has a menu containing a lot of food Bee is/was fond of.

Also building off of the previous bullet, if Mammon ever finds out what really caused Loo Loo Land to burn down, he would personally March up to Pride and deal with I.M.P. Not to mention “taking care of” Blitzo would also be a way to indirectly get back at Fizz.

I can’t help but feel part of Octavia’s apprehension towards Mammon when he starts dating Stella stems from him being the creator of the Fizzarolli robots and maybe some level of coulrophobia given Mammon is basically the premier clown of Hell. I think it would be neat if he actually managed to help get over some of her fear as they start getting closer as father and stepdaughter, perhaps even through their shared distaste for the robotic clowns, even if it is for different reasons.

For the life of me, I cannot get the idea of the male Sins at one point or another growing facial hair. Like, just the mental image of Luci with a full beard and Mam with a Gomez Addams style mustache haunts me. Granted, I also feel like they probably look back on this period and laugh about given how it just doesn’t mesh with their aesthetics.

I know I’ve commented on what I think Mammon looks like under his hat, but the reoccurring joke of him never being bare headed gives me life. Him never being seen without his trademark jester’s cap is hysterical to me. Morning, noon, and night; rain, sleet, or snow, he’s always wearing it. The only exception being when he bathes… then he wears a shower cap.

Just this:

The Sins (minus Luci) are standing outside of the Hazbin Hotel, planning on giving their niece a surprise visit.

Leviathan: Oh it’s going to be so nice to see Charlotte again. (To himself) I don’t get why she always has to go see her father, it’s not like it takes THAT long to visit Envy. Asmodeus: (Chuckles) You said it Levi. After all this time, I bet her face is gonna light up the second she sees her favorite uncle. Satan: Mammon? Asmodeus: Wha-NO! ME! (The others look amongst themselves before erupting into a chorus of laughter) Belphagor: *Click-Click-Click* That Does Not Sound Right. Asmodeus: Oh, Ha-ha-ha… Fuck you guys, we’ll see who’s her favorite. (Charlie walks out to greet her guests and face IMMEDIATELY lights up) (She squees and proceeds to charge at Ozzie… only to run past him and tackle/hug Mammon) Charlie: Uncle Mammon! Mammon: (Hugs her back) Charlie! Little Dingo! It’s so good to see you! How’ve you been? (Mammon proceeds to flip Ozzie off behind Charlie’s back) (Ozzie seethes as the other Sins stifle another round of laughter)

Hope you enjoy these, I’m probably going to be pretty inactive for a while.

Thanks for more goodies!

That's a pretty neat idea, also, reminds me of my idea for Levi's role in the troupe is an escapist/stuntman, since his slimy serpent body makes him very adept at it.

Aww. This actually reminds me of my own idea for a fic of Mam consulting Via while brainstorming ideas for the rebuilt Loo Loo Land to give it some more actual identity. Since that would make the parallel with the original LLL being tied to Mammon's relationship with Charlie and the new one being tied to his relationship with Octavia. I generally like the idea of Via inspiring Mammon to express his authentic self a bit more.

I think he'd also go after Wally, since I have the headcanon that Wally just snuck in and used a spare cart for his own torches, since if he actually worked there, he would have to split it with the park.

YESSS! Via's reaction to learning Stella and Mammon were dating at all must've been something else. I'm honestly surprised I don't see more people exploring coulrophobia as a character trait for Via. I'm also a sucker for Octavia-Mammon bonding ideas, they're always so cute!

I actually have a dilemma about this, on one hand, Luci looking like he has an exact wig of his hair glued to his face after neglecting himself in favor of his duck making is a great visual, but I also find the thought of Luci being naturally baby-faced really funny.

I think Mam would sleep without his hat, but he would still only take it off after getting in and locking the door so any passing house staff don't see him without it. It's not even that he's insecure, he's just that committed to the bit/brand. Very few have lived after seeing his gently electrified locks, speaking of which, I like to think that, like his webs, his hair produces a soft static tingle to the touch.

Yes, just so much yes.

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One Dynamite Gal | Helluva Boss (Comic Dub)

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REDEMPTION ROUNDS! LET'S GO!

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it is perturbed wally wednesday

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This implies that he runs the helluva boss merch store. Officially my favorite headcanon.

yk I was wondering how everyone was getting so much Blitzø hate merch but actually this makes perfect sense

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Most Marriageable Hellaverse Character (Round 1, Section 3, Match 4)

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@king--of--ducks—Big boss of Hell himself

@moxxies-wife—Blitzø’s buddy!

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@the-666-news

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@gossip-sipper

Others—

@dr-annie—My lovely girlfriend!

@blitztheoissilent (formerly @blitz-the-o-is-silent)—I ruined his life/old pal

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@verosika-mayday-the-popstar—hot

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer—bestie

@fizzy-jezter—I ruined his life

@fizzythefrog—Fizzy

@featheryhoe—Fizzy’s boyfriend AND fellow Mammon hater

@vox-tv-demon—fellow Mammon hater

[thebreadwing]

[prof-ramses]

Thinking about the dream I had recently where there was an official HB video game.

I think the plot was Blitz decided to franchise IMP and your custom character was chosen as the manager/lead assassin of the new branch.

The gameplay was a sort of Kingdom Hearts hack-n-lash with you getting more employees as the game goes on, doing gigs both in Hell and on Earth.

There was a sort of cul de sac hub outside your office where you would get sidequests, and here's where things get weird. One of the quest chains was given to you by Wally Wackford, but if you talked to Wally after finishing said questline he would have no idea who you are, with it being implied that the Wally you've been doing favors for was an impersonator.

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a date night out