#hello yesssssss

[mutechild]

AAAAAAA BUCK AND YARETZI ARE MEETING FOR REAL AND THEYRE GONNA WORK TOGETHER :D

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Gasp I looked up Ghostbur’s name on pinterest?!

[furiousfinnstan]

[robotpussy]

i was obsessed with this game when i got it like this was one of the games that made me hide my ds under my pillow after bedtime

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME

episode four :: REMINDER.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔y/n was always right.

fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕none, more messy behaviour.

y/n

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y/n show her these 🕷

2,294,103 comments.

username fell to my fucking knees.

francisca.cgomes 😩😩😩

francisa.cgomes one chance miss y/l/n

→ y/n u get all the chances you want

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username ABS MA’AM HELLO???

champagnepapi oh.

→ username ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

→ username HELLOOO ????

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alexanderasaintmleux not looking respectfully 😮‍💨

→ y/n they’re for ur eyes only bbg 🤭

→ charles_leclerc the grip YOU have on MY girlfriend is crazy

→ pierregasly i think we can all agree with that

username HOOOOOLYYYYYYYY

→ carmenmmundt what you said 🗣

→ username OMFGGGFIDKSKSK

username what god do i have to pray to 🧎🏽‍♀️

bellahadid pretty pretty girl 😍

username i folded like a pretzel

thv 😍😍😍

→ username WOAHHHHHHH.

→ username tae just like me fr

→ username OHMYNGOD

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lakeithsteinfield wow.

→ username WHATS GOING AWNNN

→ username ain’t noooooo way.

→ username BRO.

miumiu 💐💐💐

username if i was max i’d be begging and crying for her to take me back

→ username i’d lick the ground she walks on

username MA’AM.

username I’m.

username GAGGED THE GWORLS

username max is probably screaming at his phone rn

username she’s an icon, she a legend and she is the moment 😩

username max probably wants to die

username sHOW HER THESE

→ username I KNOWWWWWW

→ username 4+4

→ username DEVOURED

→ username head spun.

username the only girl to ever.

☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

babygirl alex: OMFGGGJDISKQW

babygirl alex: THE PHOTOS Y/N POSTED ???

y/n: omg alex stop 🤭

y/n: are we gonna kiss rn

girlfriend kika: I KNOWWWWWWW

wifey lily: MOTHERRRRRR

y/n: PLSSSS

angel carmen: we are NOT worthy.

angel carmen: LIKE

angel carmen: one chance pls 🧎🏻‍♀️

y/n: YOU GET ANYTHING U WANT

CARMEN 😍‼️

wifey lily: i might propose actually

y/n: I SAY YES 💍‼️

girlfriend kika: i audibly gasped

y/n: do i make u nervous babygirl 🤭

babygirl alex: i sat there staring at my phone for an hour

PIERRE GASLYYYY: i sometimes wonder who’s dating who

alabono: i been saying like ??

chal eclair: no bc how does y/n make them react like this 😀

princess george: i’ve never posted a photo and gotten this reaction out of carmen

my baby lando: y/n’s just that bitch

my baby lando: like she’s so iconic let’s be real

honey badger: she’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment.

honey badger: she’s everything and we’re just existing in her world

honey badger: she’s mother

honey badger: she’s cunt

babygirl alex: daniel gets it

wifey lily: daniel >>>>

girlfriend kika: holyshit is danny a bigger stan than me 😟

angel carmen: daniel 🔛🔝

chili!: y/n is just very slay in general

y/n: omfg 😭

y/n: you’re actually my favourite people

i love you so much ???

y/n: danny, carlos and lando 🔛🔝 frfr

y/n: wait

y/n: do the french mfs think i’m not slay 🤨

alabono: not me y/n i stan and stream on a daily basis 😁🙏🏻

PIERRE GASLYYYY: i just want my gf back 😭

chal eclair: me too 😭

chal eclair: wait i’m not french >:(

babygirl alex: if y/n says you’re french, then you are french. you become french even if you’re not french. figure that shit out 🤷🏻‍♀️

chal eclair: 😟

wifey lily: what she said 🗣

chal eclair: my own gf ?????

y/n: she’s my gf now 👹

kellypiquet added to their story!

kellypiquet

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kellypiquet two years with you 💕

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[lightlycareless]

naoaki coming back to the estate only to find naoya and y/n having an intense make out session 🤭 also when hinata finds out y/n is inlove with naoya, she would beat up gojo because he jinxed it 😭

Hello!!!!!

Omg yesssssss however...

This would be highly embarrassing for all parties involved hahahahaha

But you know what it reminds me of? This video right here. God, there's so many things I could go from here like.

If this was the child au (when Y/N and Naoya are a bit older) this is how Naoaki finds out they're dating. He'd leave the room immediately.

Highschool AU, they'd be caught by Gojo, who would take pictures to blackmail them with :) And that's how everyone knows they're dating now.

But going back to Naoaki, ngl I'd like to see his reaction (he'd be getting a taste of his own medicine if you know what I mean)

Warnings: spoilers for my main fic, I believe. Slightest, tiniest hint of smut. Someone gets a reality check.

Happy reading!

Naoaki rushed back to the estate as soon as the mission was over. He always did, but as of lately, he’s doing it more— and it's no surprise why.

Ever since you came into his life, you're all he thinks of. From the beginning of the day to when he goes to sleep, Naoaki can't wait for the moment he’ll be able to see you and the lovely way your face brightens up when seeing him again, getting to hear your chirpy voice telling him of all the things you’ve done while he’s away, and maybe, if he’s lucky enough, how much you miss him too.

He doesn't care that you're Naoya’s wife. Wasn’t really an issue since he’s been nothing but disrespectful towards you; what claim can he make, demanding to keep away from you and respect him?

Everyone knows he doesn't deserve you, especially him. So what does it matter if his brother gets close to you?

Besides, it's not like anything is ever going to happen between Naoya and you. You hate him too much to allow it.

So in a way, he’s relaxed when arriving at the estate.

Kind of, for Naoaki is still worried that Naoya's suspension, where he's forced to stay back home until it's over, could easily provide him a moment to torment you.

And that… Well, he wouldn't be that far off.

Only it's not quite how he imagined it.

“Y/N—are you here…?” Naoaki is just a mere seconds away from knocking your bedroom door when it suddenly slides open, you scurrying out soon after, with a flustered face and disheveled appearance, which you try to fix before he notices, eventually acknowledging him.

“Naoaki!” You breathe, threading one of your unruly hairs behind your ear. “I didn't… I wasn't expecting you to come back!”

“I thought I'd… surprise you.” He admits, eyes focused on the swollen appearance of your lips, the fidgeting of your fingers against the collar of your kimono, and was that a… “... Are you ok?”

“Yeah!” You gasp, fervently nodding your head. “I'm fine! I was just, you know, laying a bit! Tired from all that work. Have you eaten? I'm sure you're starving!”

“No, I haven't” Naoaki, obviously, gets the feeling that you're trying to rush him away from your room. But why?

Is there another reason behind your flustered, suspicious behavior? Or maybe he caught you in an… inappropriate time?

“Well then, that can't be!” You say, quickly grabbing him by the arm and pulling in the direction of the kitchen. “Let's get you something to eat first!”

“Wait, Y/N— I don't—” and perhaps because he was tired, or simply caught off guard by everything, Naoaki can't do anything but allow you to guide him away.

Away from the rising suspicions he harbored towards your unusual appearance, your odd behavior, or the sounds coming from inside your chambers…

Naoaki, even then, was willing to push all aside and simply enjoy his reunion with you—had he kept his sight on the hallways, instead of turning back to your room, giving it one last glance and getting a sight that would forever mark his conscience: an equally disheveled Naoya exiting the doors.

Although subtle, the impression of what the two were doing there was clear in the way he fixed his pants, followed by the marks on his neck, or even the lack of an undershirt…

Naoaki didn't want to concede and admit what transpired, but it's not like he had much of a choice anyways when Naoya proceeded, with little to no shame.

“Y/N!” Naoya suddenly calls, a noise that immediately makes you stop, hesitantly turning around as your cheeks become redder and redder, to see him.

“...Yes?” you squeaked.

“Once you're done, head back to my room. I'd like to pick up where we left off.” Is all that he says, with an arrogant smirk plastered on his face that was undeniably directed to Naoaki, before turning around and retreating into the hallways.

You don't give any time for Naoaki to say anything before you're tugging him back away towards the kitchen, the path there completely silent as his new reality begins to settle in his mind.

It was almost cruel the way he found out, almost as if the universe decided to cruelly play a trick on him, toying with his worst fears, destroying what he thought invincible, and mock him with it.

But Naoaki would have to learn that the universe doesn't work that way. All had simply been work of his own delusions, thinking that just because there was a rift, he'd be able to step in and fill that void.

It was never meant to be that way. Not at all.

You and Naoya were fated together for a reason, Naoaki just needed a bit of time to see that.

Naoaki you fool... Did you really think you were to stay with y/n? Nope :) I mean, at least not in the main story I mean what.

Anyways, this is a direct call back to that one time Ranta saw Naoaki leave y/n's room and he was like oh no Naoya not better see BUT HE DID. Oh, those were the days.

As for Hinata, you can be 100% sure she's going to beat gojo's ass for even thinking something like that. :) I wonder what her reaction would be to seeing the two tho...

Anyways, I hoped you enjoy this silly thing I wrote hahahah I don't even know if this is what you wanted, but it did rub one of my guilty pleasures so... 😏

But thank you for sending in this ask :>

Take care, and hope to see you soon!!

[c0zy-fluff]

Hello! I stumbled across your blog and found out you like StarStudent as well! I was worried there wasn't anyone who liked this ship but your blog certainly told me that was untrue!

Anyway, I would like to share a headcanon I have for them that you may enjoy!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Kickin of course likes to play a lot of sport activities with Hoppy but I think he will purposely play hard not just because he wants to win but also to get scrapped up in the process. Like- While playing soccer/football, Kickin will make a sliding goal and get his leg scrapped up but then immediately go "Aw man! My leg really hurts and it's got a huge mark! I don't think I'll be able to walk....Oh well! Guess I gotta go see Bubba because of my injury so he can help me!~" And then run off to wherever Bubba is to get bandaged despite claiming how badly he injured his leg. While getting bandaged, Bubba will probably lecture Kickin on being safe while playing and Kickin will agree but both of them know damn well they're going to ignore that. Afterwards, Bubba will kiss Kickin's injury and give Kickin a kiss on his cheek, forehead, lips- Anywhere Kickin would like a kiss as compensation for his injury. It's a repeating cycle and he does it almost everyday to be able to get free kisses from Bubba without worrying about looking "Uncool" because I headcanon Kickin as being upfront on how romance is mushy but is absolutely in love with Bubba.

Thank you! 😊

OMG YESSSSSSS- I like that Kickin's logic is literally just

One injury = One kiss from Bubba

I can just imagine Bubba questioning in his mind "How in the world does this chicken always injure himself EVERY SINGLE DAY??"

[lockandkeyhyena]

Hi Sasha. Raritwi but Rarity is the one who becomes an alicorn so Twilight gets Weird and Freaky about her and the obsession leads her to devote almost all her time to Rarity. Goodbye

hello yesssssss obsessed with this. alicorn/princess rarity x scholar twilight my BELOVED

[givemea-dam-break]

Hello! I have read some of your fics and you are an amazing writer, I love your works, and since I saw you have request open for my current hyperfixation, I wanted to ask for some jealous Anthony Lockwood , thank you :)

a/n: yesssssss thank you i would absolutely love to write this! I'm so, so glad you like my writing! thank you for all your support <3

warnings: mild language gn reader

"Who are those flowers for?"

You look up from your book, curled up on the sofa in the living room, watching as Lockwood strides in. Something in your chest leaps at the sight of him, longing to watch his usual routine of pacing, then sitting and reading a magazine, but you fix your gaze back on the book in your lap. You've just started a particularly interesting chapter.

"Me."

There's a pause and a glimmer of tension in the air. "From who?"

"Ned Shaw."

Lockwood scoffs, and when you look up again, he's sitting, glaring at the cluster of roses stuffed in some random vase you found in one of the cupboards. They're a bright, blinding red on the window, bathed in golden sunlight.

"Why?"

You suppress a smile. "You're just full of questions today, aren't you? Well, judging from the little note that came with them, he wants me to go to the Fittes at Fifty ball with him tonight and thought the roses would be a symbol of his good intentions."

Lockwood scowls. "Ned Shaw? Of all people, Ned Shaw?"

"We've talked a few times," you say with a shrug. "Not always willingly. I've bitten his head off already for how he treats you guys. But, behind all the grumpiness, he's actually an alright guy."

"And he asked you to the Fittes ball?" He's still staring at the flowers, and it seems as if he's trying to burn them with sight alone. It takes all your willpower not to laugh.

"Yeah, is that so surprising?"

"No, but..."

"But what?"

He sighs through his nose. He seems mostly at ease, except for his expression, but there's something more to it than the rivalry between Lockwood and Co and Fittes. Ned Shaw is part of Kipps' crew, and, sure, he's not the nicest guy ever, but he's saved your life a few times and you've caught up over coffee once or twice. It's not like you're interested in him. You're quite caught up over someone else entirely.

"And, so what if I said yes?" you ask, pretending that your focus is still on your book. Really, you're watching Lockwood out of the corner of your eye, or admiring him as Lucy would put it. "No one else asked me."

"You're going with us, aren't you?"

"If I didn't know you any better, I'd assume that's jealousy in your voice, Anthony Lockwood." Grinning, you glance up from your book.

Lockwood scoffs again. "Jealous? Of Ned Shaw? There's nothing to be jealous about."

"Well, he did pay for me at Arif's yesterday when I was getting some snacks. Awfully kind of him, don't you think?" You turn to the next page of your book. "He bought me this, too. Heard I was into this genre and thought of me when he saw it."

"Bullshit. You don't read that genre at all."

You raise your eyebrow, gently shutting the book. "And what makes you say that?"

Lockwood leans forward, his infamous 'Lockwood Grin' making its appearance. "You don't read anything by that author in particular because, in your words, he's a 'misogynistic prick who has never seen a woman in his life'. You don't read that genre because it reminds you too much of real life when in reality you want to escape it." He points over to the windowsill. "Those flowers? You prefer orchids over roses, a fact you've made clear before, and you think that red roses in particular, such as those ones, are overrated. You like orange ones more."

Speechless. He's left you completely and utterly speechless, and he knows it because his grin is triumphant.

How does he know all of that? They've never been topics of conversation, merely things you've said in passing, but he's remembered it all. Your cheeks flush, and your smile becomes more shy and subdued. None of it is even that interesting, but he's gone out of his way to remember it.

"What do you suggest I do, then?" you ask, trying to keep your elation hidden.

"Don't go with him."

"Who do I go with then?"

He knows it's a leading question, you can see it in his eyes and the way his smile softens slightly at the corners. "Me."

Internally, your brain is throwing a party. Fireworks and confetti cannons are going off, a disco ball is flashing a rainbow of colours, and your heart is dancing along to some music, but you make sure to keep your face as casual as possible. That proves to be harder than you thought.

"Oh, is that so?"

There's something in those dark eyes of his that has butterflies swarming in your stomach. "Yes. I think I'm a much better dance partner than Ned Shaw."

"Who says we'll be dancing?" you say. "We've got a job to do tonight. I'm sure we'll be far too busy."

"I'll make time."

And now he's done it. Your breath catches in your throat, and a smile plays on your lips as you look away from Lockwood. You can feel his gaze on your face, still, and you feel all giddy and mushy inside. When you turn your eyes back, he's still watching you, studying your face intently, and you find yourself doing the same - enjoying tracing your eyes over the shape of his face, the neatness of his hair, the green tie he fiddles with the end of. The only sign of his emotions behind that bright, cocky smile.

"I was never going to go with Ned," you admit, your eyes firmly locked in place with his. "I already declined his offer."

"You did?" You don't miss the relief in his tone.

"Mm-hm. Told him about the roses, too. And, really, this book isn't that great. Quite naff, if I'm being honest. There is no way this man has ever seen a woman. I mean, seriously, in what world is this good writing?"

Lockwood laughs, and you wish you could record the sound and put it on repeat to use it as some sort of painkiller. You find yourself laughing, too. You feel at ease with Lockwood, comfortable just sitting with him. It would be a content life just relaxing here, curled up on the sofa, with him for the rest of your life, laughing and talking.

"So, I know I haven't bought you flowers, or a book, or anything, but will you be my date to the ball?" Lockwood asks.

It sounds a bit like a line from some fairytale, enough to make you laugh softly.

"I will, Lockwood. But, I have one request."

His smile is so radiant it lights up the whole room. "And that is?"

"Don't kill Ned."

"Ah, well, no promises."

[its-mekjt]

Favourite parts of 3×98 (potential spoilers below the break)

woke up early by my sister. today is the day i try to get chappell roan tickets for me and my friends. pray for me. they come out at 10am. right now, it it is 8:37am. I'll be pausing the VOD halfway through to fight a war.

PART ONE

▪︎ BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN WOO

▪︎ NOT THE CROWD CHANTING TPK.

▪︎ travis' costumes slays

▪︎ live nordverse show my god.

▪︎ HAPPY PRIDE

▪︎ dorian storm angst time besties

▪︎ first roll of the night (24)

▪︎ "mmm i'm gonna make a mistake."

▪︎ matt has broken

▪︎ imogen failed wisdom save

▪︎ "you hate me." // "bitch no i don't."

▪︎ the spectrum of what the demon shows you: your mom or dead kids

▪︎ "i'm going to hell." // "probably pretty soon."

▪︎ gambling with teven

▪︎ fearne does not know what the pact is

▪︎ OH SHIT ASMODEUS

▪︎ dorian's parent's have REALLY good lawyers

▪︎ quick break for me to get chappel roan tickets (i didn't get them)

▪︎ THAT'S WHAT THAT KNOCK IS CALLED?

▪︎ RIEGEL RETURNS. (hello dani carr)

▪︎ HOT MINOTOUR YESSSSSS

▪︎ bells hells follow the gods just because they're famous, confirmed

▪︎ happy pride.

▪︎ ashton wisdom saving throws. (14)

▪︎ HEY MATT. THIS IS EVIL.

▪︎ the [dismayed screaming].

▪︎ the cheering when braius' character sheet came up. (YEAH PALADIN/BARD BABY)

▪︎ the crowd going FERAL for teven

▪︎ fearne, teven and the many people they're bound to

▪︎ fuck off no. creepy child. bye bye travis.

▪︎ the person who went 'ow!' in the crowd, you are my spirit animal.

▪︎ "did someone say FLY?"

▪︎ DEVIL CHILD DEVIL CHILD DEVIL CHILD.

▪︎ 21 FAILS? MATT YOU DEMON.

▪︎ laura bailey. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "YOU'RE NOT SURE."

▪︎ ANIMATE OBJECT YESSSSSSS. best spell.

PART TWO

▪︎ YO THAT MINI

▪︎ drop that bitch on the crystal

▪︎ YEAH COUNTERSPELL. LOVE IT.

▪︎ HERALD OF ASMODEUS LETS GO.

▪︎ "i see a red door and i want to paint it black."

▪︎ dominox has girlboss energy

▪︎ what is dominox's unpopular opinion?

▪︎ chug, chug, chug

▪︎ fighters, man. love them.

▪︎ NOT 2 NATURAL 1S LIAM.

▪︎ orym the hummingbird.

▪︎ 46 on the FIRST hit? rip orym.

▪︎ dorian has a panic attack

▪︎ the planning happening behind robbie

▪︎ RIEGEL COMING IN CLUTCH

▪︎ sam stop breaking the set

▪︎ counterspell the counterspell

▪︎ right now, ludinus is like the coworker you really don't like but they're being helpful for once.

▪︎ I FORGOT ABOUT ESSEK AND LUDINUS

▪︎ essek is going to have to fill caleb in on so much stuff

▪︎ YEAH MATT GETS A HDYWTDT

▪︎ time to beat up ludinus now

▪︎ that'll go for 5000 gold in a few years

▪︎ braius is flirting with everyone with no regrets

▪︎ LORE LORE LORE

▪︎ DM SWAP. HELLO MULLIGAN. WHAT IS GOING ON.

▪︎ "LIGHT." YESSSS

▪︎ NO THAT CANNOT BE THE END. W H A T.

[madame-fear]

Hello!

I don’t know if you’re accepting any ideas about Lucerys and fem reader, but could you write one in which the reader is Helaena’s lady in waiting and she finds Joffrey lost in the castle. So she helps him find his brother Lucerys who was supposed to be taking care of him and when they meet eachother Luke is like “😍”?

Thank you! Love your writing 💗

*ೃ༄ 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 & 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 .ೃ࿐

— a/n : OMG YESSSSSSS i absolutely loved this one !! hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing this, sweetheart ♡♡also, if you see any mistake, apologies! sleepily written at 5 am. 🥲

— summary : request — word count : 1.8k

— pairing : lucerys velaryon x fem!reader — genre : fluff

Rapid, yet soft footsteps were heard echoing through the large corridors of the Red Keep. Being the future Queen Consort's lady in waiting, you had to be near her to fully assist her, and that's what you were hurrying to do. The length of your crimson and golden dress reached the floor, and a bit further — the vivid rays of the sun filtering through the large windows highlightened the golden stripes on your dress, nearly making it gracefully shine.

As you were nearly reaching the chambers of Princess Helaena, from one of the halls that connected other parts of the grand castle, a young little boy with brunette curls and hazel coloured eyes appeared; seeming rather confused, and a bit lost as his eyes wandered around the entire structures and columns inside the castle. You assumed the boy must've been around five or six years old. Naturally, you weren't certain of where the boy had come from, but knowing how to deal with children — due to taking care of Helaena's little ones — you carefully approached him.

“Hello, little boy.” your voice was soft and gentle, as to not scare him away. Upon hearing your voice, his green eyes rapidly shifted to stare into yours, a bit notoriously scared, and shy. As you walked nearer to him, you slightly crouched a bit down to his level. “Are you lost? What's your name?” trying to keep a gentle nature, you inquired him to see in which way you could be of any help to him. In response, he rapidly shook his head. “J-Joffrey. I-I'm looking for my brother, Luke.” Joffrey replied, slightly stammering. You personally didn't know any Luke in here, but you knew — from your chats with Helaena — that Princess Rhaenyra had a middle son named Lucerys, and you were certain that there was a possibility that both boys were sons of Rhaenyra, whom you have been told the previous day that she would be visiting the Red Keep after some years of having left the castle.

“Ah, I see.” you began replying. “Well, how does your brother look like? Come with me, perhaps we could find him together.” as you offered your warm suggestions to the lost little one, you extended your hand for him to grab; which he immediatly did. “Do you remember, little one, where was the last place you were together?” both of you began walking together, and little Joffrey was the one that practically lead the way through the castle as he tried to use his memory to recall where he had last been with his elder brother, and described you how Lucerys looked like. It was much like him, brunette curls, fair skin, and green eyes. You were certain that the second you'd spot his elder sibling, you'd recognise him right away.

Even if you were previously rushing to assist Helaena, or simply be there in case she needed anything, you knew that if you explained the situation to her she'd understand. After all, she was far different from her siblings — she was sweeter, kinder, and more comprehensive. And when it came to kids, Helaena was even softer.

After a short while of walking around the wide, greyish halls of the castle and getting him to talk and recall his memories with his brother, you both reached the hall. And once you entered the hall, Joffrey immediatly recognised the place as the last one he had been by Luke's side - both of you scanning the whole room in case the teen boy was also searching for his lost younger brother in the same place. While your head was focusing on the corners and entrances to the hall, you felt Joffrey's gentle grip on your hand immediatly fade, as you heard some running little footsteps, causing you to turn your head around to see where the young boy had gone to.

“Luke!” Joffrey's little voice joyfully half shouted as he once again encountered himself with his brother, rushing to hug his legs. At the sight, a broad smile curved at the edge of your lips. In response, Lucerys slightly leaned his back lower to his brother, as to ruffle his curly hair. Your assumption was right, they, in fact, were indeed pretty similar, and you couldn't help but find the little encounter absolutely adorable.

As Lucerys lifted his gaze to see who had been the one who brought back his little brother, his whole body felt frozen, immediatly stopping everything he was doing, as his eyes widened a bit. Saying he was perplexed with your mesmerising beauty was truly an understatement, enjoying the sight of your kind, gentle smile at them – which was enough to make his heart rapidly flutter, and for his brain to stupidly malfunction in front of you.

“Nice to meet you. I pressume, you must be Prince Lucerys, am I correct?” as you sweetly asked him, you respectfully curtsied at the future Lord, whose cheeks had gotten more rosy than before his hazel eyes stared deep into your own. In response, all he could manage to do, was a brief, awkward nod. “Y-You are correct, my Lady. Thank you for bringing my brother back to me.” he lowly replied, genuinely thanking you. “And whom may you be?” the Princeling inquired back, clearing his throat as to seem more confident, rather than the blushing mess he currently was.

The gentle smile remained on your lips, your hands clasped together in front of your body. “I am (y/n), of House (l/n). I am Princess Helaena's lady in waiting.” you retorted. As the seconds passed by and you kept staring deep into his green eyes, you couldn't help but realise how adorable you found the young prince, and how gentle he seemed. “Ah, right.” seven hells, his brain couldn't properly function in front of you – and he was already too afraid he might be making a fool out of himself. “I, uhm– thank you once again for bringing Joffrey back to me, my lady.” you gave him a single nod in response. His nervousness was notorious for you, and he wasn't very good at hiding the fact that with the very first second he placed his eyes on you, he was already head over heels.

Before any of you could say anything else, a guard entered the hall, and softly called for your name.

“(y/n)?” the three of you turned your heads around to look at who had just spoken, and it was one of the elder guards of the Keep. “Princess Helaena has requested for your presence.” he retorted with a stern, yet calm tone. You nodded at him as a short, brief answer. “Thank you, Ser. I'll be right there.” and with that, you turned around to look at both princes, your lips still curved into a broad, warm smile. “It was nice to meet both of you, boys.” you continued, “Though I now have to leave, I hope we'll be able to see each other once again.” Lucerys rapidly nodded, as he couldn't manage to find any proper response himself.

You turned on your heels, and started making your way back to the corridors with soft footsteps, to reach the Princess' chambers and assist her in her needs. But before you did so, you swiftly turned around, finding yourself with the Princeling, whom seemed to be intensely continuing to stare at you as you left, and made your own way.

“Oh, and by the way,” you spoke again, with a lower tone this time, but enough for him to hear. “Make sure to keep a good eye on your brother next time, instead of losing him.” and with a teasing response and a flashing wink, you left. And as you left, Lucerys partly opened his lips as to say something, but it was too late already; as you had vanished from his sight rather rapidly. Gods, how come you managed to get such dumbfounded reaction out of him? The way you gently smiled at him, sweetly treated his brother, and how despite your kindness you managed to be a teasy girl was something he wouldn't be able to so easily forget, and that mesmerised him at the first sight.

In fact, Lucerys was certain that next time, he'll make sure to keep losing Joffrey around the castle, if that meant stumbling upon you once again. And he was already keen enough to see you again.

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[wannab-urs]

The Spreadsheet Digest - Vol 17

Hello darlings!

It was another big week - 24 fics! I should really start sleeping at night instead of reading until 3 am.... oh well. Enjoy the fruits of my sleep disorder!

You can find the Spreadsheet in all it's organizational glory here and all of my previous recommendations here.

Recommendations below the pedro meme (created by @gasolinerainbowpuddles)

Ravish -a Joel series by @psychedelic-ink

I've read a few like... cam girl/chat service/sex work type AUs and I have to say this is one of my favorites. I really really love the little Dieter cameos. And a little birdie (the literal author) told me he may be making an appearance in a future installment??? I am so excited ugh. Joel is like... stunningly hot in this despite being the kind of guy that falls in love with a cam girl. Yummy yummy

Seven minutes in heaven (the bathroom) -a Frankie one shot by @tieronecrush

A fun twist on the bathroom quickie trope. Frankie is so filthy in this fic and it is fantastic. I really like the ending also. Made me giggle

A Savage Place - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

SUB JOEL MY BELOVED!!! This is one of those more realistic sub joels where he's confused as fuck about liking it, but he really clearly needs someone to take control for a little while. I really fucking love this so much. (there's pegging in part 2 @ my pegging enthusiasts <3 ) Reader is hot as hell, also. GOD I love this.

Whistle in the Dark - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Romantic cucking <3 No but okay the like basic plot is that your husband is a piece of shit who cheats on you so you like forcibly cuck him with Joel and Joel has feelings and it's sooooo hot and so good and like... affirming? and sweet? And your husband deserves to have his dick cut off bc he does something real fucked up, but having to watch Joel Miller dick his wife down GOOD is a start.

He hurt me but it felt like true love - a Joel one shot by @iamasaddie

Mean sexy Joel is pissy cause he found your dildo and he's gonna make that your problem. It's so hot. Vaginal DP????? GOD DAMN. Someone said DP isn't depraved a while back (eyeroll). They should read this. This is beautifully depraved

Feral Woman - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

This series has me feeling so many emotions. Watching FW/reader/Julia/Bug heal over time and learn to trust again is so fucking good. Susan is the light of my motherfuckin life I love that woman with all my heart. This series is GORGEOUS

Endless Night - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

yes i basically worked my way through Puddles' masterlist can you fucking blame me look at this shit. Anyway. EnNi reader/OC is, on the surface, the sunshine to Joel's grump. But the thing I love about her is that she's got this underlying darkness that adds so much depth to the grumpy x sunshine trope. I'm also eating up the borderline enemies to lovers dynamic going on here. Joel is such a dick lmao. I'm so excited for the rest of this fic.

All the good girls go to hell - an Ezra one shot by @psychedelic-ink

DUBCON with PRIEST EZRA yesssssss. The Haunted Hoedown is the gift that keeps on giving. This fic is so fucking HOT. Ezra as a priest seems so wrong and so right at the same time. This is excellent. I'd gladly go to hell for this man UNF.

Three's a crowd - a Marcus P/Javi P one shot by @agentmarcuspike

Marcus motherfuckin cute ass baby Pike watches Javier Peña fuck you. Yeah. Cucking Marcus Pike. That's what this is. Marcus is also characterized perfectly. Like this is so fucking cute actually. And it's really hot. obviously.

Begging for you to take my hand - a Joel series by @jupiter-soups

This fic is driving me up the wall in the best way. Joel is a big dumb idiot man who is like... not emotionally intelligent enough to realize he's in the wrong while trying to do what he perceives to be the "right thing." Here's what I commented verbatim on part 2 "Joel 'You Deserve Better Than Me' Miller back on his bullshit. I love this so much. Joel is so sad and so stupid i kinda wanna hit him." So if you're like me and you like to watch Joel be a sad little idiot who is also super hot.... this is the one

Refuge - a Joel series by @cool-iguana

GAH THIS IS SO GOOD!!! This fic really situates you in reader's head. Like you feel disoriented and frustrated and scared when she does and you feel like a powerful badass when she does and it's SO good. Basically in this one your husband joel shows up with some kid who is def not your kid in Jackson after you've been there for a hot minute and it's a big wtf moment. There's some other shit going on that I don't wanna spoil but like... this is so good. I know I keep saying that but GOT DAMN

Exposed - a Javi P one shot by @atticrissfinch

big fat dub con warning on this one. I so rarely see Javi written as a creep and I really fucking enjoyed it. I would like to humbly request more creep!professor!javi p

The Apprentice - a Dave York one shot by @pedropascalsx

This has like mafia!au vibes while not really being that, but what I mean by that is that the big bad murder daddy who you thought you'd be scared of saves you from murder father (ur dad). I really liked the characterization of Dave in this and the smut was HOT

Stockings - a Joel one shot by @atticrissfinch

Daddy kink daddy kink daddy kink. This is inspired by a photo that literally looks like denim shirt joel is helping you put your stockings on. This fic manages to be adorable and aggressively hot at the same time. I am in love.

Slumber - a Joel one shot by @cool-iguana

I love a good somno fic. also this is literally their 2nd fic they ever wrote and it's so good?! TALENT. There was a thing in this that caught me off guard bc I fully did not read the warnings, but I was not at all mad about it... HOT

Yearling - a Joel series by @justagalwhowrites

Holy motherfuckin shit balls dude. I'm noticing that I'm reading a lot of Reader-Who-Is-Extremely-Traumatized fics this week and I refuse to examine why that is but also they all have handled the heavy content very very well. Anyway. Reader is super duper good with horses and Joel is so soft and Ellie is so Ellie and I love all of this. I really love the way Kit builds the world in her fics. Like the opening chapter and then the way Bambi's back story is built up and the spaces that she exists in, they're all so vivid and good and real to me. I'm so fucking in love with the way Kit includes these details like reader singing and playing music, joel's coat, the light on in the house when Bambi is gone. It feels like nothing is there just to be there, like it's all important and it has a significant impact on the story and man... (also if you're worried about starting a longfic that's not finished, it updates like twice a fuckin week. Fast writer lol).

The Cabin in the Woods- a Dave York one shot by @xdaddysprincessxx

Getting kidnapped by Dave York and held in his cabin in the woods. Dark dark dark fic and so fucking well written. Love this <3

Isn't She a Doll? - a Dave York one shot by @proxima-writes

You are Dave's perfect little housewife and that is definitely the only thing going on here. Nothing out of the ordinary at all. (just read it)

Who do you call? - a Joel one shot by @chloeangelic

Your hot neighbor Joel helps you get rid of a spider! How sweet of him. Oh and then he rails you on the couch. I really love the way they have a whole conversation while they're fucking about how long it's been since they've fucked anyone. Chloe just has this wonderful way of infusing humor into really really hot fics that I adore

Does your mother know? - a Joel one shot by @cupofjoel

Another bathroom quickie for the rec list and god DAMN this one is hot. Close Family Friend!Joel (god I love putting this man in situations). There's something about being forced to stay quiet that just makes everything hotter.

Cellmate's Nephew!Joel - a Joel series by @toxicanonymity

JoJo is actually the love of my life. His tattoos, his voice, his dick print.... sigh. Can't wait to get out prison so this man can rail me on every available surface between the prison and Mabel's house.

The Man That I Love - a Joel series by @lumoverheaven

Joel is an idiot who doesn't know what he has until he almost loses it. The first part is heartwrenching and sad and I love it. The second part is wonderful and makes me tear up a lil

I said I didn't feel nothing, baby, but I lied - a Veracruz one shot by @iamasaddie

Veracruz is so hot. I swear that man could punch me in the face and I'd suck his dick for it (that is not healthy oops). This lovely little drabble is literally just you getting your ass spanked so raw you won't be able to sit for a week and it's HOT AS HELL

Creep - a Joel one shot by @theywhowriteandknowthings

Joel Miller is your super hot creepy neighbor and he manages to get you to fuck him and that is definitely the only thing going on here. nothing fishy at all. nope. totally normal reader fucks her creepy neighbor fic. (just fucking trust me and read it ok?)

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Happy Reading!

[fluffylino]

Pay Attention

-requested by a lovely person who i unfortunately cannot tag (limji<3) -

Genre: smut

[chan in his freeze mv outfit? YESSSSSSS]

Warning: everything is discussed before hand, so nothing here is non consensual even if it seems it is, sir kink, slight exhibitionism? Ull know what i mean, a polyamarous relationship

Word count: 2.5k

Summary: online classes can be boring but chan knows a way to keep you satisfied even if that includes other means....

Enjoy~

If you could leave this boring class you would, but you needed to pass these upcoming exams, right?

Thirty minutes into the lecture and you could hardly focus on what the professor was saying.

The only thing keeping you here was this particular professor who was teaching your college batch for two months. He had one lecture every two weeks.

He was decent, the tsundere kinda type and quite strict about attendence. Especially attendence.

On other days, you'd enjoy his sessions but today was not one of those days.

Today, you just wanted to roll into a ball and fall asleep. Chan had shooting for an individual scene, so you couldn't possibly see him before late evening.

Five minutes passed.

Five became ten.

Ten became fifteen.

Until the front door opened, revealing your older boyfriend.

Arousal pooled in the pit of your tummy when he turned around, pulling his shoes off.

Fuck, the suit really accentuated his arms and the fake scars? Along with the slicked back dirty white hair? You knew you were utterly doomed.

"Oh hello baby" he whispered, unsuccessfully trying to hide from your camera's view. You dismissed him.

Checking twice if your mic was muted, you subtly turned your head, pretending to write nonsense into your notebook, as well as started a conversation.

"How come you're still in those clothes?" this man had the audacity to laugh.

"I knew you'd like it" He teased, not even bothering to spare you a glance. The newspaper seemed a lot more important to him.

You were about to retaliate until you heard your name over the microphone. Masking on the best faux expression, you unmuted yourself.

"Have you been paying attention?" Mr Lee asked in a firm voice.

"Sorry sir, I was just noting down some points related to what you were stating" it was a spur of the moment reply and surprisingly he went back to teaching.

"Sir?" Chan mumbles from the side. You don't understand what he means.

"Isn't that title reserved for me?" He says casually. Chan stands up, walking to you until he's just out of the camera's view.

"Chan" it isn't supposed to come out so weakly. You swear it wasn't but his gaze his so strong on you. Its almost as if this was a game.

His phone began to ring and wasting no time he picked it up. In that time, you went back to paying what little attention was left to class.

Professor Lee's microphone and video was off, a very rare thing to happen. Opening the chatbox, you read the message he had sent two minutes ago.

'please revise whatever few textual questions are left, i will be back in a few minutes.'

Flipping through the pages of your textbook, you barely even realised where your boyfriend was until he was crawling on the floor.

"What are you doing"

Pressing a finger to his lips, he makes himself comfortable under medium sized desk.

"Chris no, please not now" you protested although you really wanted him. It was the fear of being caught or potentially heard by all your classmates that turned you on.

"Relax, darling. I'll be quiet, okay? I heard from a little birdie just now. They told me you look tired and need a good distraction"

Your eyes widened yet you kept quiet. His camera turned on and within minutes he went back to explain what was neatly written on his presentation slide.

Chan, on the other hand, had pulled down your shorts. Leaving you in just your panties.

Unconciously you tugged at his hair when he teased your covered slit with his tongue. Gradually sucking on your sensitive clit.

"Keep your legs open for me"

"I can't t-too much, sir"

A moan slipped past when he pushed your thighs apart, holding them there with his hands.

"Be quiet, yeah? I bet you want to be heard by Mr Lee"

Your eyes darted to the laptop screen, noticing how Mr Lee was focusing on you. An unexplainable feeling made its way to your mind.

"Class has ended, miss l/n...you're the only one here"

Almost immediately you left the online meeting, a dark blush settling on your cheeks.

Within the next couple of seconds chan's phone began to ring and you noticed a familiar name on the screen

Pulling away from you, Chan picked up the call, answering right away.

You didn't miss the way his lips were swollen, remnants of your slick all over his chin.

"Well hello there Mr Lee Minho, you're just in time"

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Im sorry i got carried away😭

And for the people who didn't get it. minho, chan and the reader are in a relationship.

[pl4n3t-plut0]

Hello! I am here to request any headcanons you might have of regressor Tanjiro with caregiver Tengen looking after him

Oooo absolutely!!

Energetic kiddo + Energetic caregiver 100%

If Tanjiro’s outside Tengen is definitely nearby

Lots and lots of baths with little duckies because outside playtime is very messy

Tanjiro would be surprisingly calm after lunch so storytime is Tengen’s favourite activity

Story time is supposed to be pretty quiet but Tengen puts the most effort into it that it’s basically a play

100% a ‘ “Dadaaaa” “Yes?” “Dadaaaaaa” “Yesssssss?” “Nuffin” ’

I can see Tanjiro with loads of different coloured dragon stuffies named after the hashira (his favourite one is Giyuu’s one and Tengen hates it)

Tanjiro is a tiny thief. If something is missing he will have taken it. Your coat’s missing? Tanjiro.

If Tengen’s OOC it’s because I’ve actually only watched the first season of demon slayer and I’m not that interested in it but I used the fandom wiki 😞😞

[mnoirwrites]

Exposed

This is a sexual tale about consenting adults, written for persons over the age of 18.

by MaverickNoir - Aug 24, 2024

The coffee queue is long. He could go elsewhere, but they are the best. He is early, with time to spare before work starts. So he stays in line.

He takes the phone out of his pocket and scrolls absentmindedly while he waits. Quick scan for email. Telegram. Then Tumblr, in case there is a message. He is well-practiced at opening the app and immediately selecting the message icon when in public so the feed won’t show. In case someone can see the screen.

He is excited to see a blue tick. From her!

‘Hello, baby boy.’

‘I want you to stroke for me’

‘Now’

He looks around and wonders if his ears are red.

‘I’m in the queue for coffee. But I’m leaving now and going to the public restroom.’

‘You’re scrolling Tumblr white waiting for coffee? Haha, so naughty…’

He sends her video of the stall. It’s fairly clean. But smells like men’s restrooms do, urine and chemicals. An air-conditioning unit drones loudly outside the window and someone is coughing two stalls away. Not somewhere you want to linger. Unless you are desperate to please and not afraid to embarrass yourself.

He finds a ledge to precariously rest the phone and begins recording for her. She doesn’t need to say. He knows she requires proof.

When he his pulls down his boxers her cock is erect, because she wants it so. He teases his balls and jerks the shaft hurriedly. She’ll want him to edge. He hears someone enter the the next stall. His heart is pounding in his ears but it feels so good he couldn’t stop if he wanted to. He hasn’t touched himself in weeks. She hasn’t told him to.

‘Good boy. You look good enough to POUNCE on’.

‘Fuck, thank you. I’ve gone from zero to so hard for you’

‘Yesssssss you have. Makes me think of all the edging when you were in panties and I’d make you put it away, then you’d stick a bit as your precum dried.’

He groans out loud, aroused by how dirty he is for her, how she allows him to be dirty for her. He feels his balls tighten.

‘Gods have to stop now in close please’ he manages to type with one hand. Riddled with spelling errors. His mind is empty, he is a horny mess for her.

A momentary pause.

‘Cum’

He doubts he read right.

‘You’re allowed, baby boy. I want to see. Mmmm. I want to see you empty my balls’

He videos it all and sends it without hesitation. He would do anything she asks.

********************

He falls back in the coffee line. Self-aware.

‘There was someone outside when I came’

‘They totally knew you were fapping. They’ll walk in that stall and smell MY cum… Haha!'

‘Good boy! Enjoy your coffee.’ She blow him a digital kiss.

‘Thank you Mommy.’

@dominamedusa

[legacyshenanigans]

Maybe possibly can we pretty please get a cute lil Drabble of MC like adopting a bunny or something and giving it to Marvolo as a pet 🙏🏻

I know he’s already got Rerek but like Rerek knows not to eat rabbits 🥹

I’m just so in love with the bunny king part of Marvolo’s character 😩🖤

Yesssssss 🤍🐰 Of course! 💚 here you go Noxxyyyy 😊

MC: *sat in Marvolos room, giggling and petting a jet black bunny rabbit in a present box she bought Marvolo as a gift*

(Hears Marvolo get home)

MC: *puts the lid on the box*

Marvolo: *walks into his room and smiles* Hello, my love.

MC: Heyyy, I got something for you~

Marvolo: *sees the big box on his bed and smirks* A gift? How sweet. *walks over and kisses her forehead before bringing his attention to the box, hearing something move inside it* (?!?)

MC: *giggles* Open it.

Marvolo: *takes the lid off the box and sees the black bunny looking up at him, his heart instantly melting and a big grin spreading onto his face* Oh~ *trying not to freak out*

MC: I bought him for you *smiles* I got everything you'll need too, I'll bring it up shortly, it's all downstairs.

Marvolo: *lifts the bunny out of the box and holds him gently, looking down at him* I...Oh my god...So fluffy...So soft...Oh~ I love him.

MC: Awww look at you. *giggles*

Marvolo: Shut up *chuckles* You know I love rabbits..Thank you *smiles*

MC: You're welcome.

Marvolo: I'm going to call him Morte.

MC: Cute name *smiles*

Marvolo: It's Death, in Italian. *smiles*

MC: (?!) O-Oh..Fair enough *chuckles*

Rerek: Pfft.

Marvolo: Don't be jealous, Rerek *smirks* You know I adore you.

Rerek: PFFFFT. *turns his head away*

Marvolo: *clicks his tongue in playful irritation* Rerek..For goodness sake.

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