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pillow talk and lots of belly rubs in the morning with pregnancy freak satoru. he goes down on you once he makes sure the baby in your belly is still sleeping (no signs of kicking). he loves to start his day between your legs. your pregnant pussy smells so, sooo good and tastes even better — the second he wakes up his mouth is already salivating. he kisses the inner of your thighs and the lower of your belly — walks you through every single thing he’s about to do to you bc the baby bump gets in the way of your vision. tells you to relax your back against the pillow. that he’ll tell you everything. that he’ll take care of everything
#— ai rambles#very obsessed with your pussy like twice as much compared to before now that ur pregnant#he’ll clean you up later too + help you wash off and wipe your pretty pussy#and he’ll get hard all over again…#tw pregnancy#hello everyone r u ready for my cringy thirst posts LOL#pregnancy freak!satoru#[ ♡ ] — satoru
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this is queerbait itslike basicaly canon but its queerbait th this is--*is forcefully removed from the stage* REMEMEBR WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU . REMEBE
#*is dragged away kicking and ayelling*#ok... ok so ooo trust me#happy pride month guys ^_^#TRUST ME#trust me...#gmind wiped his memory. image of guy pointing to head in red light#ok#its#trust#smiles!#top ten real canon things heart hands emoji#.#its ok this is irony and a bit#hello federal agents#my bit#buttermind
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long time no opinion but I think "Bruce's paranoia and trust issues are a consequence of times he trusted the wrong people and/or missed signs that someone was going bad and he learned from his "mistakes" to be hyper vigilant in a way that doesn't necessarily serve him well" is far far more interesting then "Bruce is paranoid and has always been"
#the contingency plans were a consequence of parallax and the time the JL WIPED HIS MEMORIES#HELLO#IS THIS THING ON#stop justifying this man's paranoia and he'll relax!! give him a break!! stop sticking him in random titles!!!!!
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so crazy to me that i've seen basically No posts mentioning how little attention was given to laudna after we hit the 1hr mark of the ep. remember when laudna was resurrected in whitestone and marisha was given the space to do the most showstoppingly brilliant meaningful rp for 2 hours straight. and this time they actually potentially reached the conclusion of her hugely complicated character arc and everyone said "let's celebrate laudna's freedom!" and proceeded to not talk to her for the rest of the night. i feel like i'm being gaslit
#not that i love to see an entire tag of ppl complaining but like. not one post? after that?? hello??????#ppl are so quick to wipe their hands clean of delilah and move on to imodna fluff and gods debate and grog cameo? i feel crazy. am i crazy#text#nova shh#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#cr fandom#cr negativity
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Ted Thompson's first name is Edward not Theodore.
His full name is Edward Henry Thompson, his blue collar parents wanted it to sound sophisticated and affluent to set him up for future success.
He thinks it's dorky (some kid said so once and he hasn't been able to unsee it) and just goes by Ted cause it sounds tougher. The only people who can call him Ed or Eddy and not get punched in the face are his family members.
#red ninja posting#canis canem edit#bully#bully cce#bully rockstar#bully scholarship edition#bully headcanons#bully jocks#ted thompson#i literally cannot see him as a theodore. he walks past me in game and i yell HELLO TEDWARD#maybe thats why hes always on my case#he hides his full name and uses his position as class president and beloved star qb to wipe it off record#it makes his mom sad. BOOO TED. BOOOOO.
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2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso
#hello here are your daily old man gifs!!!#every time im like no no i shant gif this no one will care#he always sucks me back in w his cute face#i just love his polite listening smile ITS SO CUTEEEE#this is MY race debrief#anyways about the race itself#im still a bit sad about the whole strat thing like agh idk if he could have done any better if not#but it was really so much fun to see him cut thru the pack like that at the end with fresh tires#it just felt so effortless and it was so hot. especially that part where he almost completely wiped out but saved it so easily???#but ofc the best part was the unintentional war criminal lockup#apparently it wasnt fully his fault but nah im blaming it on him cause its so funny#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2024 chinese gp#also man aston takes so long to upload their fernando debrief vid#i wanna stay up for it cause i missed the other one and it was too far gone to gif#so i wish i could catch it but ah i gotta sleep its so late
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THOAM ISSUE 6 PAGE 13
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ISSUE 1 - ISSUE 2 - ISSUE 3 - ISSUE 4 - ISSUE 5
#issue 6#HELLO HELLO#amy kicks ass#wiping the floor with creepy dudes#(to be fair hes under dark gaia influence)#also dont worry the guy is lying on the floor somewhere i jut forgot to draw him in the last panel LMAO
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Actually on the topic of the fandom as a whole, I've been seeing a lot of new people active in the tags, particularly new artists? Are y'all twitter transplants? I know that site has started bleeding users pretty hard, but I can't tell if that's the recent burst or if people have been here the entire time and I've only just started seeing new people in the past few weeks.
Hello y'all, nice to have you around! Quick tagging info:
dreamwastaken - main dream tag
dream team / dteamblr / dteam - all acceptable tags for dteam
dreamblr - cc!dream pos content
dreblr - c!dream pos content
If you have questions or need some help navigating tumblr, my inbox is usually open!
#sif speaks#dreamwastaken#dteam#hello new people welcome#please wipe your feet on the mat when you come in#we don't drag mud in this household#dream team
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I just... I just want to indulge Riddle's breeding kink. I want to tell him how much I want him to fill me up and how I want him to make a baby with me. How good dad he'd make and how my fertile womb is ready to create life. Please impregnate me mr Riddle, you can do it as often as you'd like, even after you succeed <3
orz this is the dream life!!!! Why should I think of anything else when I can just be Riddle's devoted wifey who he fills every single night instead!!!!
Tell him all of those things and he's gone. Ascended. Roll end credits. orz sometimes he's so predictable because you know those lines are like the finishing moves to slay the final boss, so all you need to do is give him bedroom eyes, whine so salaciously about how you want him to knock you up, breed you like an animal, make you a mommy, stuff you full with lots of cum, etc and it gets him every single time hehe. >:D
And since he's not the best at cooking, maybe you can cook lots of delicious things for him!!! Wear nothing but an apron while you're pregnant and it is a sight that sends blood rushing to his face and his dick all at once!!!! Counter sex with him!!!!! UUUUUUWUWUWAAWAAAA..... orz I think he gets really good at eating you out the more times he does it. And I also think he loves to role-play. >:)
Riddle is so beloved. T_T <3 just imagine he takes you to the NRC reunion years later and everyone sees how very pregnant you are and !!!!!!! I know Azul is seething knowing Riddle has such a cute lover while he is still alone and sad and a loser and so pathetic and has no maidens on land or in the sea and no fish and nothing and is still a scummy, sleazy tako with no one in his life and he's always a loser!!!!!!! (really cutting into Azuzu with that one;;;;;; forgive me, tako. >_<) but Riddle loves you so much and he's so proud of you and I think he secretly likes showing you off at these gatherings so everyone knows that your pregnant belly is his work and he did that to you and no one else could ever have you in the ways he's had you!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa orz I'm down so bad for Mr. Riddle.
#meraki thirsts#scaranya#n/sfw#tw: breeding#tw: pregnancy#i see riddle and it's over for me </3#knock me up six ways to sunday please!!!! >v<#AND JADE OOOOO JADE JADE JADE OTL#he hits so different#with floyd he's cute and sometimes you want the occasional filthy depraved sex#but jade... only the most rough gross filthy sex please orz something about him just incites lust >:(#i need to ride him until he's crying!!!! i need to see him on his knees so desperate and pathetic wipe that annoying smirk off his face#by sitting on it!!!!!! <3#anyways ^^;;;; hi hello i am so normal about these men
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hello charlotte 🤝 ALF
having a comedic relief alien character who is addicted to consuming a common household object, that's inedible for humans, because it gets them high, which is treated like a joke at first but becomes a really sad and poignant take on addiction once you learn more about it
#alf gets high because his entire planet was wiped out including all his family and friends and he wants to forget about his loneliness#and bennett... well bennett is a hello charlotte character. you know how it is#hello charlotte#alf#i hope im the first person on earth to use those tags together
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how could you not do anything with the inherently parasitic nature of BOTH the blood of unicron and the blessing of primus.... literally its right there... 😩
#s.txt#can we talk about parasites can we talk about holy vessels im dying to talk about parasititc holy vessels#insane to think that after optimus got the matrix his very Being got store into the matrix to the point where#it got removed and he got Wiped. like hello why did we not even try to make that. more slay.#imagine dying and being reborn and everyone insists youre this other guy actually but you dont remember being that guy#that guy had centuries of war and pain you dont remember. that guy -- you at the end of the day --#have so much grief and sorrow and you just. dont remember. because your gods kindness extends to so many things but not his herald...#like yes we get bits n pieces during orion pax p1-3 but then they never bring up optimus's wild little jaunt as a decepticon again...
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i find it hilarious when someone goes "omg i don't look my age" or go "guess how old i am" and then have 13 pounds of make up on, 4 filters, have shit camera quality, and hide 97% of how they look like mf i promise you that you indeed look 11 years old if you let people actually see YOU.
#ajax posts ཋྀ#“i once got told i look 25” no shit you are literally made up of more make up than skin ???#no im not shitting on people who do make uo#but like. you dont look older than you are if its js your make up#cuz thats js a look#if you wipe it off you wont look 25 anymore! what a sdhocker!#LIKE IDK WHY PEOPLE ARE WEIRD ABT TS#also acting like bein seen as older is a flex like mf whyre you flexing that youll look like youre 30 when youre 20 hello
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"let's go, rin."
what if this is where i met my end? what then?
#sophie's idle chatter#ohh i am not ready for blue lock s2.....#itoshi sae my beloved... itoshi rin my love.... ourghghg#LITERALLY SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SAES VOICE WHEN SAYING THIS LINE WAS SO MUCH MORE TIRED AND SOFT#THAN I IMAGINED HIM TO BE SAYING IT IN THE MANGA LIKE HELLO I WILL BE SOBBING WHEN THIS EP COMES OUT ON TOP OF THE ENTIRETY OF BLLK VS U20#sae pov pls... i need to have clarity on my takes of his character pls i nEED CONFIRMATION THAT IM NOT READING TOO DEEP INTO HIS ACTIONS AN#THAT HE SECRETLY HOPED FOR RIN TO WIN SO THEY COULD SHARE THE DREAM AGAIN BC OF THE HURT IN HIS EXPRESSION WHEN RIN#SAID HE WASNT THE BROTHER HE KNEW BEFORE SPAIN BUT WE DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN SPAIN AND OFDGHODFGHDFJKHG#anyway i love itoshi sae and anyone who fights me on this can fight me idc#an itoshi bros apologist until the day i am wiped off the face of this earth ‼️#i really should get back to writing the chaps for the unreleased various x reader fic huh....
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i have made it my mission to rewrite hello neighbor into an actual decent product
#hello neighbor as a game had AMAZING potential that the developers wiped their ass with#i will try and salvage it.#with the help of my best friend cap. hi say cap#corruptedthoughts
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ngl it was an instant k.o to have this come up on shuffle while i'm sitting here analyzing about passenger 2023
#i didn't know i was lonely until i saw your face (benson wiping the tears off of randy's cheeks)#i didn't know i was broken until i wanted to change (benson holding randys gunshot wound as the police lights dance over his face)#hello is anyone there
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Don't mind him as he chokes on his drink. Clive and Jill are --?
Well, if that isn't cause for celebration, then he doesn't know what is! If he had the capacity to throw a feast for the happy couple, you'd best believe he would.
#Dashboard Commentary#omg omg omg THAT'S SO ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN AND NEITHER CAN MY MUSE#he's sitting here like “omg the babies are having a baby -wipes a tear from eye-”#also hello don't mind me chiming in about this too aldkgflkj
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