#AND JADE OOOOO JADE JADE JADE OTL

[merakiui]

I just... I just want to indulge Riddle's breeding kink. I want to tell him how much I want him to fill me up and how I want him to make a baby with me. How good dad he'd make and how my fertile womb is ready to create life. Please impregnate me mr Riddle, you can do it as often as you'd like, even after you succeed <3

orz this is the dream life!!!! Why should I think of anything else when I can just be Riddle's devoted wifey who he fills every single night instead!!!!

Tell him all of those things and he's gone. Ascended. Roll end credits. orz sometimes he's so predictable because you know those lines are like the finishing moves to slay the final boss, so all you need to do is give him bedroom eyes, whine so salaciously about how you want him to knock you up, breed you like an animal, make you a mommy, stuff you full with lots of cum, etc and it gets him every single time hehe. >:D

And since he's not the best at cooking, maybe you can cook lots of delicious things for him!!! Wear nothing but an apron while you're pregnant and it is a sight that sends blood rushing to his face and his dick all at once!!!! Counter sex with him!!!!! UUUUUUWUWUWAAWAAAA..... orz I think he gets really good at eating you out the more times he does it. And I also think he loves to role-play. >:)

Riddle is so beloved. T_T <3 just imagine he takes you to the NRC reunion years later and everyone sees how very pregnant you are and !!!!!!! I know Azul is seething knowing Riddle has such a cute lover while he is still alone and sad and a loser and so pathetic and has no maidens on land or in the sea and no fish and nothing and is still a scummy, sleazy tako with no one in his life and he's always a loser!!!!!!! (really cutting into Azuzu with that one;;;;;; forgive me, tako. >_<) but Riddle loves you so much and he's so proud of you and I think he secretly likes showing you off at these gatherings so everyone knows that your pregnant belly is his work and he did that to you and no one else could ever have you in the ways he's had you!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa orz I'm down so bad for Mr. Riddle.

[merakiui]

this is going to be so ooc, but that one anime trope of a character whose fringe covers their eyes and when they push it back they're suddenly very attractive....... that but with loser virgin jade. <3 you think he's this weirdo in your class who is so quiet and shy, who gets this very creepy smile whenever anyone mentions mushrooms or the mountains. and then of course there's the trope of the nosebleed. you fall and land in a compromising position during pe and you can be sure there's a trail of blood running from his nostrils. or, even better, jade trips and lands right on top of you. T_T staining your pe clothes with his blood. waaaaa he's a loser!!!!! (obligatory beach episode where everyone's playing volleyball and he falls right into your chest......)

but then you happen to catch him in the woods one day and he's brushed his hair back and suddenly he's hot?????? has he always looked like this? his eyes are so striking. is this really the same guy?

(this is basically just idia, but sometimes you need the normally cool and collected jade to be the touch-starved virgin instead. <3)

[merakiui]

MERAAAAAA 😇😇😇

IVE BEEN ENGRAVING THIS IDEA OF EBB AND FLOW SEQUEL BUT WITH JADES PART!??!?!?!?!?×?×?@?@?×@?!!?! AND ALSO READER KIND OF GETTING ALONG WITH HER STEPBROS SHENANIGANS AND COMPLETELY FORGETS AZULS EXISTENCE.

Like who needs azul when your big bros are there to help you with your womanly things that happens monthly like omg

*sobs violently*

ANON....... anon, please don't tempt me...... the urge to write a part two with Jade's side is so strong omg,,,, illustrating the lore between Jade and Reader. >:D while Floyd was being a brat and a bully, Jade was being his strange, whimsical self. T_T ooooo sleepover with your stepbrothers and Azul, and you all get high and watch movies. Floyd and Azul end up falling asleep, but you and Jade are still awake,,,, maybe you're on your period and it leads to Jade eating you out beneath the covers while you're digging your nails into his scalp to keep him between your legs!!!!! orz poor Azul who wakes up and has to lie still and pretend like he isn't listening to his crush of 10+ years getting fucked by her stepbrother. >_<

Aaaaa but it's cute to think about the Reader x Azul romance. 🥺 you were there when Azul was chubby and being bullied, and you always stood up for him. Maybe he developed a slight crush because you were one of the few people in his class who didn't look at him like he was utter garbage, but he forced it to go away because he was certain you'd never like him. AAAAAA OTL meanwhile you're head over heels for him, but you never say anything because you're too shy and also your annoying stepbrothers get in the way. Maybe you and Azul could have been high school sweethearts if it wasn't for the twins' meddling.

I also think it's so yummy to imagine the twins matching jewelry with you now that you have your navel pierced, but it will only be for their eyes. >:D Azul who sees your piercing for the first time and just knows it's the twins subtly leaving their mark on you.

There are so many silly things that can happen when your weird stepbrothers are pining for you versus Azul whose love is just so sweet (albeit very overwhelming). Spending the day studying in your room with Azul and the twins want to join, but you lock them out. Floyd quite literally kicks the door down because there is no way they're leaving you and Azul alone in a locked room for hours on end. Papa Leech gave him an earful for that. >:/

The layers to the ebb and flow universe are essentially:

Floyb -> thinks he's going to be your first time.

Jade -> was actually your first time (in fact, he probably took most of your firsts before Floyd did and neither of you are aware of this).

Azul -> just trying to hold your hand and have a real date with you without the twins' annoying interference.

Reader -> wants one chance with Azul, but your stepbrothers aren't going to allow that.

[merakiui]

mera what would a tmdg be like if it was reversed? (reader being obsessed with jade instead and it’s floyd that’s in love)

that made me remember that floyd has a voiceline in his ceremonial robes pretending to be jade and boy is he good 😳

Ooooo that’s such a fun question to consider omg!! :O Floyd does such a good Jade impression. OTL both twins are so skilled at impersonating the other and it’s very impressive!!!!

Although rather than impersonations, I don’t think Floyd would have the patience to keep up such a long act unless he’s truly dedicated (he may just put on Jade’s voice to tease you every now and then). And even then his interest in doing so may change abruptly. So I think he’d become your wingman and help you get closer to Jade in various ways, though most of them are probably silly since it’s Floyd playing matchmaker. And Jade would absolutely suspect your feelings for him, so he’d be more than willing to play along because it’s fun.

However!!! Floyd pining for Shrimpy…… 🥺 he’d be so cute and so in love and so awkward because he doesn’t know how to express all of this overwhelming love he feels for you!!!! >_<