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swanprincessodette · 3 months ago
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Dearest Oddette, it would appear I’d forgotten my manners, we haven’t spoken in days. How are you darling?
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"You came all the way to visit me? How lovely! You should forgive me, I was dealing with a plethora of-- let's call them "political issues" and had to return home posthaste. You needn't apologize. Now, that you're here why not stay for a while!"
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punchy-mchurtyfist · 2 years ago
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“It’s Pizza Time” encapsulates the feeling of GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE better than anything I’ve ever heard
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wanderingsongbird · 2 years ago
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Chase - to start chasing my muse. (Kinda :p) Bored. Amanda had been wondering around for awhile now, which lead her here, in the gardens. She paused in seeing the doe admiring the flowers and well....she couldn't help but crouch down. Her steps silent as she got closer. Amanda knew who it was she was stalking, she could spot Kate a mile away, really. Red lips smirked before she let out her signature roar and CHARGED at her before-! Hugging Kate from behind, no blade in the back...this time. " Admiring the flowers now, are we~? "
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Kate had not planned on venturing out into the gardens -- she very much wanted to keep her dress intact and possibly without blood staining it. Yet she had heard of people talking about the flowers in bloom as well as the hedge maze. Her hope was that she could move quietly over the grass and meander through the flora.
She'd been unaware of someone stalking her, her attention on something that had looked like a lily. The little doe had leaned forward to see if it smelled like one when she thought she had felt a chill go down her spine, but she had chalked it up to someone just glancing her way. After all, there were others in the gardens. It clearly couldn't be someone after just her.
Then the roar shattered the peace in the garden, and instinct had her ready to bolt. Any second there would be a knife and --
Arms curled around her midsection instead, and the anxiety died at a familiar voice. Thanks to the mask, it was hard to look over her shoulder to sneak a peek at the other woman.
"Tryin' to," she teased. Kate leaned back a little, enjoying the warmth. "You tryin' to startle a scream out of me, Miss Amanda?" It had nearly worked.
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hellishqueer · 8 months ago
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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melittosphex · 2 months ago
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Mouthwashing Good end! Jimmy they could never make me like you
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aquariumpacific · 1 year ago
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How we weigh an octopus!
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wintercorrybriea · 3 months ago
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hello kitty x algae
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wolfythewitch · 3 months ago
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She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul
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paradoxolotl · 9 months ago
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the-golden-dragoness · 1 year ago
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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guillotin3d · 5 months ago
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dragonpyre · 2 months ago
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Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
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idoodlestuffsometimes · 5 months ago
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I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers
(They were off during the update)
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critter-creature-or-beast · 6 months ago
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The third one looks cool
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pigswithwings · 1 year ago
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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