#hello police?

[tategaminu]

Callum is soooo pretty with wet hair

[thedarkjotun]

Since there is no romance option whatsoever yet Sebastian had the sheer audacity to look at my MC like THAT when I entered Herbology, I will be taking this as a personal offence and contacting authorities immediately

[capucapo]

un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss hey gary un-tss un-tss un-tss oh hey dave un-tss un-tss did you un-tss hear about un-tss the sci-fi un-tss un-tss parade last un-tss un-tss summer un-tss un-tss no dave un-tss un-tss what about un-tss un-tss the scifi un-tss un-tss parade un-tss un-tss burned down un-tss un-tss wait how un-tss un-tss un-tss laser dragon un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss oh yeah un-tss un-tss that'd uh un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss that'd do it un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss *sip noise* un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss

[rocksinhell]

"Source: Literally You" damn get fucked

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

[shotmrmiller]

baby calls reader ‘mama’ the first time and reader is immediately like oh my god i’m so sorry simon i swear i didn’t teach her that i know im just the babysitter but simon is just like ‘no it’s fine darling don’t even worry about it’ because he’s been teaching baby to call reader ‘mama’ behind her back the whole time

finds out when johnny drops the baby off like there's mama and you're already trying to stammer out a response but he's not having it. "have a good day, mrs. riley," then looks at the the baby. "be good for yer mama, alrigh'?"

OI.

SIR. SIR COME BACK I HAVE A DATE SIR. CANT TAKE THE BABY WITH ME.

now you're being dragged to a surprisingly nice restaurant by simon because "if ya wanted to go out on a date, coulda jus' say so."

you'd be angry but the wine is $300 a bottle so you guessss you'll stay and enjoy it.

yeah it ends with him covering your mouth while he fucks you into the couch. "gotta keep it quiet unless ya tryna wake our baby."

[fosliie]

C’mon, not even a smile?

Recently hit 7K on instagram so here’s a lil something I made for a DTIYS I’m hosting over there

[confetti-candy]

Rest in peace, pre-2024 Acht with really interesting characterization because they made the choice to be sanitized. We will never forgive the writers of Side Order for what they did to you.

pills that make you green dedf1sh version

[surfacage]

noire and lokha would get along! too much actually. its terrible

[diabolicrecreation]

Freelance Police: Crime Dog McGruff & Hello Kitty

[c0smonox]

doodles of plushie hoffman that i want to sew so i can chew on him and throw him across my room and cuddle him at night

[snackugaki]

one orrrr

two?

[cockwhorecunt]

Heya guyz! Have some beautiful J-Decker petpets I made myself!! ^⍵^,, Tehe - Ask me if u want more, I don't mind :P

[unparalleledtomes]

my second playthrough of bg3 meant i banged EVERYONE to see what would happen. but you know who no one prepared me for?

halsin.

forehead kisses afterward?? telling you there's still plenty to explore?? calling you "my heart"?? sex so bangin' it traumatizes local wildlife??

"...MORE?"

[squidthusiast]

I’m away on a trip rn, so you all have as a very special mission to share splatfest pics of Off the Hook with me okay 👁️👁️🫵

I want it in reblogs, comments, laser-beamed into my brain, whatever medium of delivery it is!

[flowerbloom-arts]

Some Inspector doodles from the last few months I'm pretty sure I forgot to post.

[pretzlforpresident]

Freelance Mikulise.