#hello demoman
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chief-ravenfeather · 6 months ago
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Pyro stuff that I drew down I made them sad now hehehe i'm sorry
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If I have time to write what my ideas are I will but for now just this doodle board.
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mocndu · 6 months ago
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i forgot to post the finished doodle
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mxmidnite · 1 month ago
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My two hyperfixations now one.. no one can stop me
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kritzenkriegen · 7 months ago
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It must be genetic
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amberandomly · 5 months ago
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do you like demospy
Ayeee I love em ^^ I think I've started to like Demo ships in general but yes bomb voyage is severely underrated Not even as a ship I think there's so many opportunities for them to be silly tgt in normal interactions lmao Shameless plug to an animatic I made with them a while ago
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jiauro · 4 months ago
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sugerbatz · 5 months ago
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Hello kitty vs Demoman
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The abomination
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burgersnacksformax · 9 months ago
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Demo drawings I cobbled together in an hour, credit to @averageludwig for the vampire demo thing !!
And credit to this song for being an absolute banger and motivating me to continue drawing
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virginstoner666 · 2 years ago
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t.team fortress mikuu :)
get blutarch and his flopass irrelevant fugly brother out of here. its kitty time. its miku time
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snowysoong · 1 year ago
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if you buy this game your internet penis is gonna grow bigger
all the seperate headshots under the cut !!
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this took sweat tears blood n piss to make i hope u guys liek it :)
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HIIII LOVELY FIANCÉE so sorry I've been gone forever i was replacing multiple toilet flushes whole day don't ask
I don't have a veil ready for you yet so I thought you could pick one (or more!!) wedding bouquets for you😘😘
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there are many kinds I will gladly look for more
kisses!!! -your fiance x
Ooooh!!! Aye'm a fan o' the third image with blue flowers putta these options, but ye think we could make em' red??
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jaminster · 2 months ago
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im dying I LOVE CENATUR SHI IFSHFDLSKJFS
I've got centaur mercenaries for you today.
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ramblinscramblin · 1 month ago
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→ General kissing headcanons!
Genre: fluff! GN reader
Characters: all mercenaries
Requested by me! First one of these, still getting a feel for writing for a lot these characters so forgive me if it’s ooc, I try my hardest! Enjoy!
Scout
Spends more time talking about kissing then actually doing it, psychs himself out a lot of time, may end up not even being able to do it.
He’s a nervous wreck when it comes to initiating physical contact, you’ll have to initiate most of the kisses most of the time (hehe).
Will pretend it’s you who’s nervous though, even if that couldn’t be farther from the truth.
“Look at you, you’re tremblin’ in your seat! Maybe some other night…” he said once, throwing an uncaring arm around the back of the couch.
“Scout, I’m not nervous… are you?” You pause for a moment, scanning his burning face “you are!”
“Nah! I’m not! What’s there to be nervous ’bout? Who even friggin’ cares not me! I’m relaxed!” He shouted as he quickly jumped to his feet “forget this! Im leavin’!”
Despite his reservations, once the two of you actually get into it, he warms up nicely. The anticipation is really what drives him crazy.
Scout definitely grabs at you whenever you two kiss, whatever he can reach really, your hips, jaw, neck, hands, thighs, whatever is closest.
Most of Scouts kisses are good natured, short, and sweet, he interrupts himself often to start a new train of thoughts. Extremely chatty during make out sessions, it’s almost endearing.
Deeper kisses are a pretty dangerous game for him, so he tends to keep that behavior for the bedroom.
Enjoys a good kiss on his forehead, would fucking die before he admitted that though.
Demoman
Really easy lover in pretty much every regard.
Demoman is looking for a good time, all the time, so long as you treat him with respect, kisses are pretty hard not to come by.
He’s almost always the one to make the first move (usually using a little bit of liquid courage to put a pep in his step).
“Yer lookin’ right as ever, wasna mor’ bonny cunt all night,” he said with a massive grin.
Sometimes it was a little hard to understand what he was saying, his facial expression usually tells you whether he means “cunt” in a negative or positive way. Clearly he is more than well intentioned.
“I’m… sorry,” you apologize with a gentle laugh “what was that?”
He placed a soft kiss right on the side of your mouth “I meant you look good, laddie/lassie.”
After that he pretty much kisses you all the time whenever for whatever.
LOVES IT when you take the reins though and kiss him, he always scoops you up and gives a big laugh, making a huge spectacle out of it.
Lots of drunk making out, I don’t make the rules.
Kisses you wherever you let him, no real preference, but loves to kiss your cheek and you his.
Solider
Solider is honestly a pretty hard read for me.
I feel like Solider takes most his cues from you, if you’re shy and nervous, he tends to act the same, if you’re confident and assertive, so is he.
Surprisingly, doesn’t take the lead very often, prefers if you tell him what you want, he hates reading social situations, especially when he tends to fail so often.
“Hey Solider,” you greet warmly one day.
“Hello maggot!” Strangely, despite the antagonistic nature of the nickname he still salutes you as you approach.
The two of you stand silently for a moment, before inevitably asking your most burning question “wanna make out?”
“Affirmative,” he said enthusiastically.
Most things with Solider are pretty simple, he’s a no nonsense fellow, he likes things to be American, and straight forward.
Kisses from him are always really fulfilling and deep, he likes kissing you before and after battle for “good luck”.
Kisses you on the back your neck and shoulders whenever they’re out, he loves that tender shit.
He likes to be taken seriously in his romances, no jokes during those times.
Always grabs the nape of your neck, almost always pulls away smiling. He’s a sweet heart.
Pyro
Pyro loves kisses.
Always secretly angling for them, anyway they can.
Pyro came up to you early one morning, a plate full of… what may at some point been then cinnamon buns saved in the communal fridge, but now were burnt to a crisp.
“Oh… is this for me! Thank you,” you smiled politely, taking the plate in your hands.
“Hudda hudda!” Mumbled Pyro happily, hands clasped in excitement.
You leaned forward and place a soft kiss on the side of their mask.
Pyro was so geeked and giddy, they didn’t even realize that you had discarded the cinnamon buns behind your back.
Big cartoony kisses on their mask, make a big show of it, with a loud “mwah!” As you pull away, they’re already melting.
Most kisses come when Pyro and you are cuddling, which is also a frequently required assignment from Pyro.
Every time they kiss you, you can hear a very muffled and yet extremely enthusiastic smecking sound from inside their mask.
Spy
Spy is headstrong with romance, never the kind of guy to pull his punches. He’s so charming though that you may not even notice.
He’s a gentleman, so there is actually a lot that has to happen before he is willing to kiss you.
Lots of flirting and courting, everything, the entire nine yards. Makes you feel like royalty. First date also needs to happen before he kisses you.
“I can pull out my own seat, Spy,” you scold a little half heartedly.
Spy just stares at you, half offended for a moment before saying “don’t speak nonsense, mon amor! It’s bad luck!”
You hardly lift a finger during the entire date, even goes as far as feeding you, ends the night with an incredibly scenic walk back home and a kiss under the New Mexico moonlight.
Once kissing becomes regular for the two of you… it still almost always treated like a first kiss. Passionate, polite, loving. Spy is honestly so dreamy when he’s courting someone.
Doesn’t take much to bring out his hungrier side though, craves your kisses a little too insatiably at times. He just cannot get enough of you!
Hand kisses, constant hand kisses. Holds your hand often so it is easy to quickly bring to his lips for a quick peck.
Sniper
Sniper may take the longest to convince out of all of them.
I mean you can rush into it and kiss him unexpectedly, but really you’d be shooting yourself in the foot. Plus Sniper deserves to be worked for.
Spending constant quality time takes a lot of effort, but it’s what is required to get him even close to comfortable with the idea of kissing someone.
Tends to stay out of the romance scene, things can get messy in his profession he doesn’t want to drag anyone else into it.
But oh god he thinks about it constantly, especially when you start hanging around more and more, too strict on policy to admit it.
But if it’s technically your idea? Well… it wouldn’t exactly be very polite to decline now would it?
You’re sitting with him around a campfire, shoulder to shoulder on a log he cut a little too short (definitely not on purpose).
“So… quiet night,” you say, peeking up at him with a crooked smile.
“Uh, yup. That’s right,” he said quietly, staring down at you intensely.
Your eyes darted to his lips for just a second, but that was more than enough, you two were locked together for over an hour.
Acts awkward around you almost every single time you kiss him, not matter how long it’s been. He just cannot seem to get used to it. Don’t bring it up though, it will put him off.
Kissing snipes is rewarding every damn time because of how hard you have to work for it.
He likes to whisper sweet nothings between kisses, don’t acknowledge it, in fact don’t acknowledge any of it (Mick does not want to be perceived).
Kisses your temple, frequently. Loves if you pick up the same habit.
Engie
Engie is a fiend for physical affection, it’s a secret you’re not supposed to know about it though.
Finds kissing to be the most important part of a relationship, really values the whole intimacy of it.
Even despite that I imagine that he’s not really flashy about his approach with how to get kisses, talks around it mostly, making jokes and jabs about it.
Engie is probably the most emotionally intelligent out of all the mercs, so he’ll work up the courage eventually just give him a minute or two.
“So… we’ve been gettin’ pretty close, havin’ a good time an’ all,” he said subtly while you were alone with him.
“Yeah, I’d agree,” you respond with a grin.
He shrugs, trying to appear nonchalant and confident “I think maybe we should take things to the next level, wha’d’ya say?”
Of course you accept, he’s still immensely shocked and red in the face about it though.
He likes really sudden like sickly sweet kisses, give him that corny rom-com stuff right now, he will absolutely melt.
Also likes to kiss while he hugs you, big into slipping his hands into your pockets while he does so.
Kisses your head a lot (if you’re taller than him he gets annoyed frequently that he can’t reach, you’re his prime target every time you sit down).
Just love on this man, he’s simple.
Medic
Despite how insane this guy is I feel like Medic is pretty coy with romance.
Not in a way that is shy, or insecure, or even nervous, he just enjoys being chased, he wants you to have to work for it at least a little bit.
You also have to prove to be someone worthy of his affection (which isn’t as hard as it sounds, show genuine interest in his interests and be sweet to his birds there you won).
Medic has a pretty lax kissing policy, he greets people with kisses all the time, so he wasn’t really shy with you even if things progressed more seriously.
“Oh! Good morning!” Medic exclaimed, placing a kick peck on the side of your lips.
Embarrassment clear on your face as you raise your hands in surprise, his good morning friendly kisses are usually placed squarely on the cheek, not so close to your mouth.
“Little eager this morning aren’t you?” You said in a teasing manner.
He shrugged a little, making a cheeky expression “I have no idea vhat you are talking about!”
Kisses at inopportune or awkward times, never seems to notice. Genuinely enjoys catching you off guard.
Likes make out sessions in his office a lot, secretly making mental notes about your oral situation, totally not creepy.
Expect a lot of kisses right next to your mouth, that’s his absolute favorite spot to kiss you, that or along your spine.
Heavy
Heavy is respectful to a fault honestly, is afraid of seeming creepy or imposing so he may keep his distance at first.
Definitely needs to go ahead from you before he thinks about making any moves, he doesn’t want to scare you away, and he doesn’t want to ruin his chances either. But once he sense a mutual attraction? He may get a little more bold.
“Is looking good tonight,” he said, elbowing you as lightly as possible.
“Who is?” You ask whipping your head around briefly.
Heavy laughed “you is,” he joked.
Kissing is almost always initiated by you, he has to be a special mood to start it himself, usually if he’s upset and needs a quick pick me up.
Is actually very clingy if you allow him to be (which of course you will, don’t be stupid people) holds you firmly in place while kissing.
Likes kissing your ears, finds your flustered reaction so sweet and adorable. Really into that pure shit.
Kisses you on the cheek whenever the two of you go your separate ways for whatever reason, and of course when you two reunite. Yes, you’re that couple.
God I’m such a sap, what’s wrong with me.
An: oh jeez! I hope that was good Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) again first time writing for a lot of these gents so let’s pray this isn’t offensively out of character. Thanks so much for reading!
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downundergarfield · 1 year ago
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Hello! I didn't know if your request are open so feel free to ignore this.
Could you do headcanons of face sitting with engineer, medic heavy and scout with a fem! Reader?
Thank you in advance, have a great day!
Okie dokie let me try!!!
Some Mercs eating out F!Reader while she's sitting on their face.
Includes: Engineer, Medic, Heavy, Scout and bonus Sniper and Demoman!
NSFW! under the cut
Engineer
> Dell is a caring guy, so he quickly agrees to your intimate proposal.
> You carefully place yourself on his face and he strokes your thighs, speaking kindly to you, convincing you not to worry and give yourself to Uncle Dell.
> He has a thick, rough tongue. He explores your folds slowly and diligently, trying to be gentle with you. His gunslinger gently holds you without pressing, and his other hand strokes your thighs.
> When you finish, Dell doesn't let you get off until your orgasm ends. He then gently kisses your labia, smiling and praising you.
Medic
> He's a big experimenter when it comes to sex, so as soon as you suggest, he giggles, taking you with him.
> He closes the door to his office, plopping down on the couch and inviting you into his face.
> It has a somewhat thin, long, warm tongue. The Medic almost savors your folds, carefully circling and caressing the clitor, sometimes rather hastily penetrating inside.
> When you reach the finish line, he holds you tightly with his gloved hands, constantly praising you.
Heavy
> He does not immediately agree, at first he is embarrassed by such a proposal, but then he agrees.
> The room is dark, there is a carpet hanging on the wall, and Misha’s face is below you, blushed.
> He has a really thick and big tongue. It sinks a little heavily into your folds, going over everything at once. His large hands hold your hips tightly, occasionally stroking them.
> He kisses your clit while you cum and strokes your thighs with his fingers. He smiles, seeing how pleased you are and admits that he would do it again.
Scout
> He didn’t need much persuasion; on the contrary, he almost suggested it himself.
> He was ready to do it where you suggested, but you called him to your room. He lay down and with shining eyes admired how you undressed.
> Once you were on his face, Scout didn't want to hesitate. His thin, fast tongue almost buried itself in your folds. He closed his eyes in pleasure and pressed his lips to your pussy, while carefully exploring your bottom.
> Because of his speed, you finished quite quickly and Scout bit his lip while watching your orgasm.
Bonus!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sniper
Demoman
> He blushes, hiding in his hat at your suggestion, but says he'll discuss it with you when you're home.
> Mick invites you to climb on him at night, which you do, even if his van is a little cramped.
> His big, hot tongue mixes with his warm breath, burning your sensitive folds. He carefully passes between your folds, without hesitation to climb inside. He sometimes scratches your thighs or touches your labia with his fangs.
> When you cum, he presses his lips to your pussy, sucking diligently and growling contentedly.
> He smiles but gets embarrassed when he hears your proposal. He doesn't mind.
> You appear on his face and he gently strokes your thighs so you don't worry about it.
> His large soft lips and thick tongue are quickly on your pussy, exploring and caressing. He kisses your clitor and labia, dipping his tongue into your folds again.
> When you come, he smiles and strokes you, praising you for the job you did.
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latexkaktus · 1 year ago
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#an under appreciated bug eating king
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everyones talking about the blu team designs in the new lil pootis (which i ADORE btw omg i love them all) but i havent heard anyone talk about how outright DEVIOUS soldier looks like this guy is up to no good
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supernova41st · 4 months ago
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Can I request tf2 mercs with a reader who is literally the Embodiment of >:3, like reader will hide spy's knife in a different mercs room, leave a singular finger mark on heavy's weapon, replace demoman's skrumpy with coffee, ect ect. Basically reader is a little sh!t and loves to tease the mercs (the reader is basically a cat who's only Purpose is to make the mercs have tiny Inconveniences on the daily)
So unkawaii of you.. 🍡
Tf2 x reader
A/n: hi g🍅🍅🍅🍅 owww stop it 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stop pls🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅a🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅I just wanted to🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅say h🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅i🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅im sorryr🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopitp🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅ls
Warnings: Piss drinking, ‘I’m a minor’
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They’re all this close 🤏 to executing you. Can you blame them? You’re a menace!!
Your antics were first just “you so crazy girl!!!” To “you’re fucking insane.”
You do the absolute most, you can’t just touch heavy’s gun and leave it at that! You have to grab a bunch of Lisa Frank stickers and decorate poor Sasha
“Holy fuck y/n what the hell did you do..”
“What? It looks better.”
Once heavy entered battle he noticed people snickering at him, that was when he noticed all the cute stickers on Sasha
Yeah you’re as good as dead
They will never let you near a phone again, once scouts MOM called the base and you just happen to be right next to it..
“Hello?”
“Hi!! I’m Jeremy’s mom just calling to see if he’s doing okay”
“No he died sorry” click
2hours later
“WHO THE FUCK TOLD MY MA I DIED??”
Sometimes the beef at the base isn’t about you, so you have to make it about you
‘a bunch of screaming’
“AHHHHHHH”
“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU SCREAMIN’ FOR?”
“idk I’m going to sleep”
UnSpiking beer>>>
You can replace it with coffee ORRRR, grab one of snipers jars yes we’re going there
“Y/n, you low down scallop.”
“Why are you blaming me? Snipers the one who pisses in jars!!”
The gaslighting is unreal when it comes to you, no one is safe from your manipulation
Esp on the enemy team, you’d pretend to be hurt and immediately shoot them
“Ow you broke my fucking nose asshat!!”
“Shoot uhh, hey I know I’m not supposed to do this bu-“
“Sike” 💥
Belittling the mercs is also fun, you’d randomly pinch their cheeks or scratch their ear like their some dog to really get them mad
But as soon as one lays a finger on you all hell breaks lose
“Nice job out there private!!” Back pat
“STOP TOUCHING ME, I DIDN’T GIVE CONSENT. IM A MINOR, A MINOR.”
😣..
You fuck with scouts relationships sm, imagine calling into Ms paulings phone and acting like ur his sidepiece
“Hello?”
“ARE YOU THE WHORE MY BOYFRIEND JEREMY IS HOOKING UP WITH?
“What?”
“YOU BETTER PLAN YOUR FUNERAL NOW CUZ GIRL TRUST YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH.”
Then you casually watch a scout and Pauling fight over something you started like
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