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Unrealistic Zonai Beauty Standards

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people keep attempting to go “UM, 220 lbs of that is the hammer weight” and my counterpoint is “that’s not the funny interpretation, is it”

I love it when something is Little Bitch in proportions but Medium Bitch in scale

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I love it when something is Little Bitch in proportions but Medium Bitch in scale

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Je t'aime à la folie

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Cyber Girls* making it in a Cyber World...

*and Dreith

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hi I’m back after 3 years

if you weren’t following me on twitter during that whole time then the only important thing you missed is that I made a little cyborg dragon named Gorji

Please, Enjoy Gorji

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Guess who got super into Dragon Quest

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The whole internet loves The Baby 2, a lovely baby space dragon who's best friends with a Pichu! 

Update: We regret to inform you that The Baby 2 has eaten the Pichu

Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.

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I’m running a special sale on fullcolor character design commissions for Brownies, Goblins, and Selkies! Because I wanna draw some!!

Despite some of these examples being B/W, I’m only doing fullcolor commissions for this batch.

If you’re interested, please check my commissions page for my current queue and further information, and email me at morbi@poppy-opossum.com or DM me on my twitter so we can hash out the details.

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I’m running a special sale on fullcolor character design commissions for Brownies, Goblins, and Selkies! Because I wanna draw some!!

Despite some of these examples being B/W, I’m only doing fullcolor commissions for this batch.

If you’re interested, please check my commissions page for my current queue and further information, and email me at morbi@poppy-opossum.com or DM me on my twitter so we can hash out the details.

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Please enjoy this therapeutic Buha: 

I’m trying to take it slowly,

I’m trying to be my best,

I’m trying to be more holy,

less bitter and depressed

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I’m trying to take it slowly,

I’m trying to be my best,

I’m trying to be more holy,

less bitter and depressed

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Wobble and Holly, reindeer pals

Wobble is often anemic and anxious, and it's hard to tell which one contributes more to his shakiness. His favorite things to do are lie on the floor and do jigsaw puzzles. If his bells stop jingling, he’s probably passed out and needs to be getting more iron.

Holly is NOT Christmas-themed. She's HOLLY-themed. She's obsessed with toxins and the macabre, and her unbreakable stoic facade and clinical way of interacting with people makes her very hard to read. She actually wants to be pampered and romanced, but doesn't know how to say it.

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A dump of Merril/Browne-related doodles I did today, featuring:

-A feral Merril, before she met Browne

-Browne and Merril as they appear to humans without a honed Faedar

-Merril’s brother Kai visits, to everyone’s surprise, particular Merril herself, who was not made aware that she had a brother Kai

-The Baby

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Nintendo deliberately refuses to elaborate on the true nature of the Ice Climbers so I’m climbing up on my big soapbox to yell “they’re married” at anyone foolish enough to pass by

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Guess who got around to marathoning Mao Mao

(it’s me)

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Draw more conventionally attractive men with silly cartoon ladies, cowards