#hellaverse St. Peter

[prof-ramses]

He looks so adorable and I already feel bad for him. HE DOES HIS DAD'S THING OF TUCKING HIS WINGS IN!!! Silly boi, jolly boi!

He's probably going to try to smite Nifty but I don't care.

[imlosingmyfuckingmarbles87]

The Heaven Hierarchy

(i know adam could be WAY stronger than the exterminators since he's the first man but i couldnt find any other exorcists other than lute)

[lunameimei]

Meanwhile, in front of the Gate of Heaven~

I love the headcanon that Sir Pentious ended up right in the Seraphim's room, since he himself was reborn as a Seraphim. Therefore, it makes sense for our Egg Boiz to appear, like all new arrivals, in front of the Gate!

But I’m afraid that Saint Peter will have a breakdown, he has not recovered yet from the situation with Charlie 😭

[open-minded-seraphim]

Emily

Who's your best friend

" He's super outgoing and always enthusiastic! He's let me greet new souls into Heaven when I was learning about the different duties of the angels! "

[mammon-money-maker]

"Hi!! You look like Grinch if he eaten too many cookies :D"

💵And your hair looks like a cinnamon bun, fuck off. >:(💵

[[No hate to mod, I love your work, I swear😭]]

[passionateseadruid]

I’m going to hell for this

St Peter: I’m sorry Charlie! I should have supported the hotel. I should have stuck up for you.

Charlie: It’s okay St Peter-

Alastor: Yes I guess old Habits really do die hard.

St Peter:

Charlie:

[julsiemagne]

St. Peter got hit by the twinkifizer beam

[exvangelical-christian-nerd]

TW Religion

Look I understand why religious people take offense to Good Omens, the Hellaverse, and that type of media (I've made posts on this before, about how the church kinda made their own bed, and I stand by that). I'm religious. I'm a practicing Christian. There are things in the shows that bother me a bit at times. There are parts of the fandom that I think go too far, but that happens in every single fandom. I think many of us who've been in any fandom for a bit can think of an example where someone just took something way to far. I mean there are multiple stories out there, to the point you sometimes see jokes about it, where someone went from fan to felon pretty dang quick. Or cases where a group of fans got more than a bit culty. The difference with the Hellaverse specifically, is, I believe, that if you take it to far you can start messing with very real demons, who are not the same as the ones in the show, and I don't want to touch that.

Now all that said, the fact that I am religious is a key contributor in why I love this kinda of media, and why I gravitate to it. I like things that bother me, at least things that bother me theologically. I really like things that make me question my faith, or components of it. Also, if I haven't made this crystal clear, the church has caused me a great deal of pain, and continues to do so. I have a lot of religious trauma to work through, and it can be really hard, because I often feel really alone. Most people with religious trauma leave the religion in question. I'm still here. I have to grapple, almost daily, with separating my hurt from my faith, and separating what I was taught from what I actually believe. I'm exvangelical, but I'm still a church going, bible believing Christian, and y'all that's a special kind of hell. It hurts, a lot. Sometimes to the point where it makes me physically ill. People I love and respect, continue to say things knowingly or unknowingly that cut like a knife. And How many times can you get stabbed? How long? How long must I hurt?

These shows help me process. They help me look at things from another perspective and go "do I believe that? And if I do, why?" Also sometimes they call me out, and that's never fun... but it can be important. But one of the big ones is that it gives me a chance to process my hurt with the symbolism of my childhood. It's healing.

I latched onto Emily, because I see myself in her. I see someone who believed, and had the rug pulled out from under them. I see someone, who still believes, but feels betrayed. Someone who now has to confront and question, because "if this was a lie what else is?" And "I trusted this person and this is what they did?" And possibly worst of all, "I helped enable this. I allowed this to happen. I might not have known, but I still helped. What have I done?" I know those feelings. I live them every single day.

I understand Aziraphale's choice to go running back to heaven (whether I like that choice or not, and I don't). It looked like they would accept him as he was, even accept those he loves. He sees an opportunity to change things for the better, in this system he knows, and cares about even. It's not going to go well. We know it's not, and I think even Aziraphale knows that, but that need to believe it can change, that you change it, yeah I get it. I really do.

I understand Sera's desperation to protect. I remember feeling St. Peter's aversion. The desperate bargaining we've seen from the cherubs trying to convince themselves what they're doing is right, or at least not wrong, I've done it. I see myself in Vaggie, trying to mend the damage she did. I was an armored gay. I know I too caused harm. Lucifer's abandonment issues and desire to just leave it all behind him or try to. It's all to real. And Crowley's disillusionment with everything? His belief that he is "on his own side", because where else could he possibly go? Yeah I get that too.

And I could go on

And on

And on

[bimu2ndo]

[Hazbin Hotel OC x St Peter]

I wanted to create a male angel oc for Hazbin to ship w St Peter for a while now. And here he is!

Those two r the SpongeBob and Squidward of Heaven. I don’t ship SquidBob but they have that relationship XP (And u can’t tell me that St Peter doesn’t remind u of SpongeBob)

I still haven’t named him. Any suggestions? I’m looking for a unique and rare name that is not too hard to pronounce ^^

The different colored line-art was hard…

[charliemorningstars]

st peter redesign where he's an old man and nothing else changes. welcome to heaven stays the exact same can someone PLEASE come collect their peepaw he keeps moaning

[pixeltwix]

{~Every single day in Heaven is a happy daaaaay~}

{Hazbin Hotel oc} ~ Small little post buffer with my other hellaverse oc, yet this time this one’s in heaven. Besties with the heavenly greeter himself, and tooootally not a gossip. Just like my hell oc she was completely created for the intent of something else, but once I actually started working with the story line I completely changed my mind and went a different route. I just adore my indecisiveness <3 she additionally underwent like?? Ten redesigns to the point where I’m nooot even sure what she is? A bird? A butterfly? Who knows, but she’s here :3 and with an overly complicated story lore to boot-

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[kakabelorias]

18+ | MDNI

I think I'm...a degenerate??

I'm so obsessed with these two <3 the flirty, sexually charged sinner x enthusiastic, virgin saint angel is so fun~

[n3felibata]

[j0ytheartist]

Such a cutie ><

🤍 Happy holidays to all 🩷

[jalicecookie]

Lost: Have you seen these C.H.E.R.U.B Angels?

When the best Friends of St. Peter's young Daughter don't show up for the agreed meeting, in the beautiful park in heaven, Ophelia overhears a conversation between the Adults and, in her huge grief for her missing best friends Collin, Keenie and Cletus, she paints a poster with the words - Lost: Have you seen these C.H.E.R.U.B Angels?

The young angel girl tapped her right shoe on the sidewalk thoughtfully.

But it wasn't the new ice cream flavor or the choir of other happy inhabitants of heaven that made her so thoughtful. The ice cream flavors were great and the rainbow sprinkles all had different flavors, which made a sweet treat even better.

"Where are the three of them? We wanted to meet half an hour ago," murmured the girl with blond-white shoulder-length hair and her little angel wings flapped against each other twice. It wasn't her kind of joy to be late and not let him know.

That was one of the reasons why her father had let her walk the long way from the house to the park alone in the first place. And she would later proudly tell him that, like one of the big and older angel children, she had managed it all by herself.

"Ophelia, do you want to go and get some ice cream with us?" - a young angel boy came up to her with a happy smile and his dad invited the girl straight away.

Ophelia knew the father-son duo. Her own father was good friends with the angel. But the girl declined gratefully and emphasized that she was waiting for her friends here in the park.

In heaven, you didn't have to worry about traffic rules or bad drivers, or about experiencing something chaotic on the way to the large park.

Many of the inhabitants of heaven were helpful and friendly. Life in heaven was perfect and every day was filled with so much happiness. Joy - happiness and lots of laughter.

It was a paradise that lay so far away from the gates of hell and offered a new home for the good souls of people after death.

But also for the Heavenborns. Those who are born in heaven. The descendants of the angels. The children of the angels. She was one of these Heavenborns.

Only her path to heaven had taken a shortcut and thus given her a worse start to eternal life in the kingdom of heaven.

There had been complications during the pregnancy. She was born 4 months early and had to stay in the hospital in intensive care for a long time.

This slowed down her growth and her skills and abilities, as well as the angel magic with which one is born, and it required a lot of patience... both with all the setbacks and from her parents. After years, Ophelia had the physical condition of an almost 6-year-old child, but she was very small for her age... she was only as tall as an adult angel's lower wings... her mental abilities were a few years younger than her physical age and her motor skills were still weak. But that was okay... she would go her own way and even if it took a little longer, she could count on the support of her family and friends.

Since she was a toddler, Ophelia had formed very special friendships with three members of the C.H.E.R.U.B angels.

Collin, Keenie & Cletus.

Ophelia saw the three angels as her friends with whom she could play hide and seek and catch, but it was also Collin, Keenie and Cletus in whose presence Ophelia had taken her first words and her first steps.

It was all due to a coincidence that caused her parents, who take turns at the holy gates of heaven to let in and welcome new souls and inhabitants of heaven, to briefly park a then very small version of Ophelia in the C.H.E.R.U.B office in heaven because Sera and Emily had wanted to speak to the couple.

And it was obviously a conversation that was not intended for small children's ears.

But Ophelia still vaguely remembered how good she had felt when Collin had read to her from a big fairy tale book, or how enthusiastically she had clapped her hands when Cletus demonstrated his weapon skills by shooting a stuffed animal off a chair...or how calmly she had fallen asleep in Keenie's arms when it was time for a nap...Ophelia's first word had actually been C.H.E.R.U.B...her other words were sheep & baby - which quickly changed to Lin, Eeni & Clee.

Her first wobbly steps had been towards Cletus, who had boredly stolen her new favorite baby blanket from the stroller and examined it.

The friendship , that had developed from these multiple babysitting meetings , was something that Ophelia valued very much and her three friends had a very special place in her heart.

Which made this delay even more mysterious.

It didn't really suit Collin, Cletus and Keenie not to show up. What could be better than to run with Ophelia across the large playground and then watch the sunset with a large sundae , before accompanying Ophelia home and handing her over to the loving angel wings of St. Peter and his Girlfriend?

After another 10 minutes had passed, Ophelia slid off the bench and decided to go to the ice cream store... maybe her friends had simply got the meeting place wrong?

But as Ophelia was about to go through the open door in front of the store, she recognized three of her friends' colleagues and overheard a few quick words that  the bees Bea and Honey and the Sheep Rachel were whispering to each other.

".....and that's why these horrible irresponsible angels can no longer enter heaven!"

Ophelia looked after the two bee angel and the one sheep beings in confusion.

She had once been told about the concept of fallen angels.

For example, there was Lucifer, who was sent to hell with Lilith many, many years ago... but couldn't other angels enter heaven without being banished? Strange.

Unfortunately, Collin, Cletus and Keenie weren't in the ice cream shop either, so Ophelia bought herself an ice cream on her own and was picked up on the way home by the neighbor's daughter, who was about to celebrate her 9th birthday, and brought safely to the front door.

Ophelia waved goodbye to the girl , who loved to play pranks before she slipped through the ajar front door into the hallway and only heard the muffled voices of the adults a few moments later. She heard the voices of her mother and her father... and Sera.

"They killed a person. The C.H.E.R.U.B.'s job is to protect human lives and souls on earth."

"Perhaps... was it a misunderstanding, Sera?"

“Dear, I don’t think that a Seraphim angel misinterprets misunderstandings and accidents at work”

“Peter, we are talking about Cletus, Collin and Keenie. The Angels that Ophelia has grown up with up to now and who have shown themselves to be devoted and responsible. Always”

“I know…but if the other employees of C.H.E.R.U.B reported what happened in the opera on Earth….”

“I know it is…difficult to understand, but St. Peter is right. I saw Deerie’s report”

“There…must be something that can be done, Sera?! They are Ophelia’s best friends…it will break her heart”

Ophelia knew that eavesdropping on a conversation was not good…but why were her parents talking about Lin, Eeni & Clee?

What was wrong with them?

Why were the adults whispering so much?

Were her best friends in danger?

Ophelia quietly crept closer to the door to the living room. And listened again.

“They are banned from entering heaven. For the crime they committed, the three of them violated one of the rules of heaven… taking a human life is… unforgivable”

“WHAT?!” - Ophelia walked into the living room, trembling, and looked in disbelief from Sera to her parents.

“Where are Lin, Eeni & Clee! Why are they not allowed to go back to heaven? They are nice and good! And my best friends!” - Ophelia said in a frightened voice.

“Dear it is not as simple as that listen....…”, Sera wanted to take a step towards Ophelia, but the girl could already read everything in her eyes.

“That’s not fair. NOT FAIR!”, sobbed Ophelia and threw her ice cream on the floor, crying, and ran up the stairs in the hallway to her room.

Where tears just flowed down her cheeks and soon covered her pillow with dark spots.

Even St. Peter's comforting attempts to explain to the child why Collin, Keenie and Cletus had been banished from heaven,  were met with incomprehension by Ophelia.

She begged her father and mother to do something and to speak to Sera and the rest of the C.H.E.R.U.B team again... but even though St. Peter and his partner accepted this wish, the decision remained firm... Collin, Keenie and Cletus were not allowed to go back to heaven.

But where were they then? With each passing day, Ophelia missed her very best friends more and more.

So much so , that after she had cried again and couldn't fall asleep one evening, she decided to draw a few posters with her colored pencils... maybe one of these posters would find its way to her very best friends?

A while later, Ophelia had written the following saying on the top part of the paper, slightly crooked and with tears spots on it, embellished with a few childish drawings for Cletus, Collin and Keenie.

Lost: Have you seen these C.H.E.R.U.B Angels ?

In the hope , of receiving a sign of life , from the former C.H.E.R.U.B Angels at some point.

Hopefully.

THE END

[mammon-money-maker]

"You remind me of Adam in a very negative way"

💵I see no similarities.💵