#hell yeah existential shitposting

[moonytoast-x]

guys nothing is real and society is a nightmare but its about to collapse so i kinda want to get drunk. is this y2k

[daydrinking75]

im sorry my parents read c&p FOR SCHOOL and have the audacity to be homophobic towards me when this man is talking about how hot his protagonist is on page 4 out of nowhere? thats some gay psychosexual shit

[thefiresontheheight]

Your tags on that post about original writing vs fanfic are one of the biggest reasons I don’t write fanfics, even though I have plenty of ideas for them.

It’s frustrating because I have these stories I’ve built with characters I love and have poured myself into and they get like…maybe 100 notes, usually.

Meanwhile my fandom posts regularly do 4 digits despite them being straight up shitposts half the time.

And hell, I’m guilty of it all too.

Yeah it is nuts. Like I get it, it’s a lot easier if a sell. Hey, here are characters you love, in a universe you already like! Wouldn’t it be cool if they fell in love or whatever? People like that.

But it’s so existentially discouraging to be like: hey, remember how you like that one fandom thing I did? Here’s something I’ve put an order of magnitude or two more time and effort into. It is one of the most meaningful things I can do. Wanna read? And then get people to read MAYBE the first chapter.

[stepswowdsen]

【KagePro】 KuroEne AU: Getting a virus that "overheats" you (NSFW)

(CW: NSFW TEXT)

Warning for NSFW mentions

Kuroha: (-> Certified robot fucker)

Ene: (-> Certified (humanoid) snake/monster fucker)

Ene: (-> Having an Existential Crisis)

(Applies to both Kuroha and Konoha)

Humanoid snek...

It's so funny to think about though like Kuroha in my KuroEne AU is a certified robot fucker. Mf is loud and proud about it

Kudos to him!

I'll put the rest under the cut!

KuroEne /lh

This got brought up in a server I'm in and I'm honestly very open to this.

Ok let's be real, he wouldn't put this above actual sex with Ene, but he'd be into it.

This man is a freak /pos

This honestly reminds me of my KuroEne scenarios where Kuroha ties Ene up with shibari (rope bondage) over her clothes...

Kuroha: (Lovingly ties her up) (Lovingly ties her up) (Lovingly ties her up) (Lovingly ties her up) (^-^)

Kuroha tying her up with ropes or with his black aura spirals that surround him... Ooooooh...

"Getting a virus that overheats you" is like the equivalent of them both drinking an aphrodisiac or sexual stimulant or something.

Like just imagine Ene feeling "overheated" in the form of arousal and Kuroha's touches overloading her senses... GODDDDDDDD THAT'D BE HOT

I had ideas about that where Kuroha proposes a game to Ene where they use an aphrodisiac so that every touch/sensation gets amplified even more, and Ene agrees to his challenge. She tells him that she'll play only if he drinks it too, and so he obliges.

Like I had an idea where he'd want to experiment with making their game more stimulating… so every sensation gets heightened -> Getting a virus that overheats you

Remind me to write for this cuz it'd be hot!

The cute virus gf gets infected by her evil snake parasitic bf's horny 🐇🐍 /lh /j

...

C: The image...

Help jdjfjejrjejf

Me: Everything in this hell yeah. I'm not into gagging tho. It's fine, just not for me personally. I like my ship intimacy gentler than that. I personally have very vanilla tastes in ship intimacy.

Laughing to myself cuz Kuroha would have the biggest ego about it considering in my AU he made her android body himself

S: I agree with everything OP said

Hell yeah I’ll drink to that bro

Me: SAME

I'll drink to that

Me: Gay thoughts for Ene!!! 💙📢

I'm ace af with a low drive, I'm not even thirsty LMAO

I just like thinking of ship intimacy.

I know we joke that Kuroha is a robot fucker in the KuroEne AU but kudos to him. I'd do the exact same if I were in his shoes (fuck Ene)

Ene thirst on main /lh

Especially when I only write NSFW for my fave ships' intimacy (ship scenarios), and also for the sake of a joke (shitpost memes)

Previous KuroEne AU Scenarios (NSFW)

I'm just gonna link my old KuroEne (NSFW) scenarios for reference

I think I got the majority of my KuroEne (NSFW) posts.

Maid Kuroha plays the roleplay game with Ene (New)

Updated post

Maid Kuroha plays the roleplay game with Ene (Old)

Old post, but has different rambles

KuroEne Shibari (Rope Bondage) + Maid Kuroha plays with Ene

Kuroha plays the roleplay game with maid Ene

Ene sets the rules for their game

Kuroha licks up the mixture of their fluids and teases Ene about it

Kuroha uses Awakening Eyes to tease Ene and eats her out

Kuroha changes into his MR2 form in front of Ene

Kuroha sucks on Ene's fingers

[surveysonfleek]

1548.

Zodiac Bingo 

Aries Gotta go fast Independence Participant, always Fuck you, don’t tell me what do to *brooding intensifies* Good sense of humor I ain’t neva scared “I’m not competitive but I’m gonna win” Assertive Going first Running yellow lights

People are drawn to you even tho you don’t invite them Feelings = action Impulsivity Creative Leader Competent “I thought you didn’t like me”-everyone Accidentally hurting people’s feelings Shares everything with partner What if the pope blasted cigs? Starting shit you don’t feel like finishing “I guess that was rude” No. 9/24

Taurus Treat yo’self Underappreciated at work Loyalty Great tastes in art&culture Spoiled (or wishing you were) Robe appreciation A vice (alcohol, weed, or comfort food) Homemaking/nesting Continuing to do something you don’t love just because you’re resistant to change Affection via touch Easy going Perfecting a wardrobe that is both comfy and flawless Having good ass eyebrows Highkey sensitive Stubborn af Not even taking your *own* advice Gossiping Lady in the street but a freak in the bed Creativity Spooning Commitment Stressing out over a change in someone’s tone of voice Finishing what you started Lots of venting lol 9/24

Gemini Unpopular opinion factory Secret&diverse intellectual landscape “Oh I got really into *miscellaneous hobby or topic* for a while” Intellectualizing or ignoring feelings Cleaning maybe once a year Look, a distraction! Thinking faster than you can talk Restless without hobbies Talking faster than you can think Reading four books at once Tons of energy Teaching others what you know Trivia machine Moodiness Knowing everything but also forgetting everything Existential crisis “Sorry I forgot to text you back” So many interests so little time Accidentally talking too loud Young at heart Pretty good public speaker Endless scrolling Shitposting Unpredictable sleep schedule 5/24

Cancer Connecting with women “Guess I’ll have to love you with my whole heart and soul” Vegetarianism/veganism Fear of rejection Surrounding yourself with soft blankets and  mood lighting Ferocious protector “I’m not going to dwell on it” *dwells on it* Takes child-rearing seriously Hardshell protecting soft ego Feeding sad friends Forecast: mood swings Heart of gold but still a badass Bad with boundaries Learning how to relax like it’s your job Lightweight drinker Yeah. Crying, ok? It’s not a big deal Mama trauma Food = comfort Nostalgia as a coping mechanism Identify built off memories Complaining Very emotionally intuitive of others Big fan of physical and emotional affection People telling you all their BS all the time 9/24

Leo Friendly Self-indulgence Never being able to tell if you’re the best or the worst People trying to compete with you lol Sensitive Decent at cheering people up Great hair Wardrobe swings between hot as hell and lazy af Interrupting Having a sense of honor Not doing something because you’re not good at it Talking too loud Finding dogs pretty relatable Creative talent Super supportive friend Enthusiasm Socializing like it’s your job&then needing to recharge Memes Priorities: eating and sleeping Boo hiss at rejection Looking good even when you feel like shit Drama Needing lots of love Loyal 9/24

Virgo Relating to Hermione Granger Gives great advice even when your own life is in shambles Flirting and running, an autobiography Petty Pretty damn intelligent Loving words/linguistics 8 hours of “studying” = 1 hour of real work Swings between clean and slobbish Indecision Splurging on food Mom friend A freak on the DL Peculiar eating habits Pretty good with words Good with pets and/or kids Known to schedule sex Multitasking af Cleaning as a coping mechanism “It me” Loves self-care but deprioritizes it 0 to hottie in 2 seconds flat Lowkey wood nymph All the receipts Bratty sub or service top 10/24

Libra If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all Pls no fighting Good judge of character Leadership roles in friendships Takes up less emotional space for the well being of others Art adoration Real glo up wizards Nature adoration Hates boredom Wholesome Keep it cute Emotionally braced for betrayal Lowkey running from problems with people Falling in love with people’s hearts/minds Investing in your appearance Loves all things cute Always the mediator Trust issues Charming Staying up to date on culture Taking the high road Always putting your feelings aside for others Aesthetics Mom friend 6/24

Scorpio Growing up early Being a new person every few years Black/dark wardrobe Pain is cool Interest in psychology/criminology/sociology Privacy Sexual but not promiscuous All or nothing thinking Intelligent Loner/lonely Taking care of everyone Would kill or die for loved ones Protective as fuck Bloodhound for truth Deep Fascination with death/insanity/occultism Love-hate relationships “idk I’m just feeling numb rn” Jealous or possessive Trust issues Loyal as fuck Secretly soft Gets shit done Boundaries 6/24

Sagittarius Long ass bucket list Prefers to mind their own business Unbothered Nice enough that people always think you’re hitting on them Fear of missing out Optimism Honest and upfront Your shit is lowkey not together Plenty of friends Snobby enough to have good taste Flirting your way into something you can’t finish Storyteller or philosophical preacher “Here for a good time, not a long time” “…rude” Free spirit “Films” Distracted Smarter than you look I’m just speaking my truth! “I’m just inviting a few people” Falls in love with your mind, then your body Blows up the aux cord Hedonism phases Horniness gets you into some shit lol 11/24

Capricorn On your grind Discipline dgaf attitude Stoic in the streets, softie in the sheets Planning ahead, way ahead Always prepared (Un)healthy coping mechanisms Likes structure Prioritizing self-mastery Loyal protector of friends, babies, and animals Basically born an adult Dark humor People being mad about your tough love Old soul Major procrastinator Kind of a know-it-all on the DL Major sadness and madness People thanking you for your tough love People think you’re responsible “Why was I programmed to feel pain” meme Parenting your parents “Lock that in the trauma vault” Either a loner or a socialite Giving advice like it’s your job 5/24

Aquarius Me, an intellectual: Needing to do things your way Superiority complex Gossip Conspiracy theories Skepticism Not even having the energy to tell people how wrong they are Courteous/considerate People love you but you hate people Lonely Outsider syndrome Relating to cats a great deal Hates being told what to do or when to do it Not trusting someone/something that’s popular Being accused of being emotionless Insightful Feeling like the only rational person in a room Existential crisis Devil’s advocate just to get people to think Rationalizing tf out of your feelings Hates small talk Vices You’re entitled to your opinion no matter how wrong it is Interest in sociology, psychology, and politics 10/24

Pisces Empath Dramatic Poetry or music Lots of imagination, fluctuating identity Getting high on being outside (and maybe weed) Alone time “Idk I’m just a lil sad rn idk” Spiritual af Helping people heal Existential dread Pets love you Mommy issues Good with kids Cathartic crying over art, movies, or nature Knowing how people feel before they do Feeling misunderstood/alone “Go with the flow” Encountering spirits On life: “I’m just here for the ride” Drugs Forgiving others but blaming yourself Kindness Sorry, I was dissociating Exploring nature 3/24

I am most like a: Sagittarius

I am actually a: Sagittarius (I actually don’t really believe in starsigns but here you go lol)

[halfusek]

BATIM SPOILERS AHEAD

SECRET MESSAGES FROM CHAPTERS 1 - 5

With a sort of analysis/shitposting on my side? Yea.

Chapter 1

There is like two walls with these, that’s a lot. Is he... aware from the beginning now? I mean someone’s crossing this and Henry is implied to be leaving these messages so...?

Choose your fighter.

Ok wow harsh.  Haven’t you seen all these cool AUs in his house?

Also can I just point out how... Joey... literally... drew... the Studio...

Oh, my bad.

He drew STUDIOS. Because the damn thing keeps happening over and over again.

Oh fuck if that’s the case then that is clever. I made puns about him drawing the studio before, wish I did something with it before Chapter 5 dropped, that would be hilarious to look back at fvdfjkvnfkj

That’s just depressing. But like... yeah...

Wow Henry you must be a proud mom now

Hey remember when DAGames played Chapter 4 and was interrupting Alice Angel’s monologue by telling her to stop watch him poop

It spells “There never was a choice.” (never underlined)

Those messages are either hilarious or straight up depressing.

It’s... kinda sweet how Henry from the past (pasts) helps his future self (selfs). And encourages.

I’m pretty sure she’s got many hearts in her stock.

STOP WATCHING ME POOP

Henry what the fuck

The falling human made out of the two Ls, the Y and the splatters above it-

Fuck.

GASPS NO WAY

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. He is not the creator of the cartoons. He is the creator OF THIS WHOLE FUCKING STUDIO AND EVERYONE IN IT. Like it’s maybe a sort of obvious thought but when you let it sink in... damn

Rest of the chapters under the cut because it’s really long

Chapter 2

ARE THOSE IRL BODIES? YES? NO? SYMBOLS OF THEIR SOULS BEING TRAPPED HERE? WHAT???

Do you remember that? Or only slightly? Oh man. “I should have warned him” thoughts and then you get a pissed off boy in Chapter 5.

COME ON NOW

Ok. How. How did you write anything there. When. The only time he’s aware would be right after Sammy hits him with the dustpan. So is he like fainting and writing it? So he wouldn’t be able to write anything else like SAMMY IS GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A FUCKING DUST PAN because yeah he’s passing out so it’s just... OUCH! Also to confirm this he is facing the way he’s facing when he’s on the floor. God that’s both shitposty and depressing. Nice.

Henry don’t be a dick

So you do sing 👀

I wonder how Henry figured out walking backwards to not trigger the Demon here and write this specific message. Also is Joey behind those closed doors because there’s the whistling.

Is he cooking

Chapter 3

Oh, hi.

Excuse me what

Henry is a Jacksepticeye fan confirmed

Joey is a man of ideas... and only ideas.

Which is why he created a studio, an OC based on a person he has a one sided crush on (me) from who he stole and claimed their OC as his, also made that stolen OC a thing and then made both of the OCs fight in an infinite loop in the massive studio which is behind his kitchen.

This both has a literal meaning but is also like a deeper general thought Henry do you want Joey to create a therapist OC you seem to have some problems

Why do these coffins hurt so much

Who are you asking Henry because Alice sure won’t fucking read that And why won’t you just write it with regular ink why you gotta do it like this

Why does he keep this thing secret? Did he make it? Probably since he’s the one leaving the messages Hmm

I fucking wheezed.

But also imagine Alice just giving her speech and Henry writing something on the wall with his finger Unless he doesn’t write that in a literal sense but like... spiritually Huh

THEY HAD DRINKS TOGETHER AND JOEY WAS PAYING FOR THEM AWW

He’s so fucking gay I swear to fucking gods.

Let’s hop on the existential crisis train, choo, choo.

How can you be kind to people who try to murder you

But this. This. Is such a good fucking work/life thought like damn. I love this game for those.

But are those just some thoughts Henry wanted to get out of his head or does it have something to do with the game because I’m kinda getting pacifist/neutral/genocide route vibes from this. But it it’s not the case it’s still pretty neat, we do meet them, we just don’t have the choice to treat them in some way most of the times.

It’s on level 14 and damn you game damn you yet again. I guess it can also be applied to that moment when The Projectionist is reaching out for Henry who is hidden in the Miracle Station? Like we don’t know what to expect of him because he had that small moment of realisation of... something. And he is also one of Henry’s “old friends”.

Is Is Ink Demon killing The Projectionist a symbol of Joey’s jealousness like Norman: *reaching out in curiosity, maybe to help* Joey: >:( my fren

Chapter 4

Thanks. Roll credits. So Chapter 4 is intentionally pointless in the terms of Henry trying to save Boris. THAT’S FUCKING SAD STOP IT

NOT. MY. DOG. YOU. BITCH.

So Henry is catching up. Joey does regret all that shit he did. I wonder how exactly does it tie here, with Bertie. Maybe that theory I had about Bendy Land being Hell for Bendy? :0c I don’t really think so but that’s a thought.

I’m losing my shit.

Okay that seems like another woke thought.

Henry can’t change not being able to save Boris.

Joey can’t change all of his mistakes. But Joey is the one making it happen over and over again so it might be slightly pointed at him?

Like, pal. Stop dwelling on your mistakes. Move on. Let me the fuck out.

This game is really heavy with this problem:

Move towards your goal, hope, believe, dream, don’t give up. Well actually do if it’s like super hard.

????? This is such a deep uuhhh analysis of this like one of most basics functions of how we people fucking work and live, what keeps us going. Holy shit I am IN LOVE with that.

But oof yeah Henry was and IS the one good at pushing Joey to do the right thing. Man...

Instead of trying to cheer you up lemme just write this message you can’t read real quick.

THAT WHOLE FUCKING THING WAS POINTLESS AND I’M LOWKEY MAD

;_; holy lord sweet baby jesus

Can Henry like be fine fun concept Meatly please

I suggest giving this a read if you as I weren’t familiar with that expression https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/09/23/heels/

Of course it’s a pun on “Time heals all wounds” expression. The word “heels” there refers to contemptible people. Earliest citation: 1934 and it got more popular around that time till something around the 50s-60s according to that website at least. Neat.

That is interesting. I guess we can associate the door with Joey as well since Henry warns himself not to go through them? And the Demon drags Projectionist’s corpse through them. Sorta against his will, heeeeeeh.

They look like they could be interactive but I dunno :0c

Oh, yeah. That two-faced motherfucker. That’s my bitch.

HE GAVE THEM FUCKING NAMES

Chapter 5

I feel like it was kinda exaggerated. Henry they like saved your life twice or so, how salty can you be

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU ONE FUCKING THING

AT FIRST WHILE PLAYING I THOUGHT JOEY WROTE THOSE BECAUSE

I mean why the fuck would they drop this star outta nowhere AND HE IS EXTRA LIKE THIS

But then again there’s this “Don’t go through the door”

Unless Joey did contact him through this as well? But I’m assuming it only because of the stars vfnjksd Idk I like when symbols actualy uhhh symbolise something

ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT’S INTERESTING

This is pointing at ANOTHER way. Without the boat. Possibly the Valued Employee (take the long walk) achievement?

I would check it right fucking now but my saves are fucked and I would have to replay everything again and I’m just too tired hhhh

Also Valued Employee does sound like someone who listens to their boss right?

And I’m getting the impression it’s not all Henry’s writing because it seems as if there is a different personality present? Idk

That sounds like sort of both of them. Joey is cheering for Henry, even if he’s planning to make him go through all of this again. Does he... have to make him go through it? That’s a bit odd. Joey nani the fuck.

I like the idea of Joey saying this ok lemme dream vskjvnskjvs

But it could be Henry (past/present/whatever) trying to cheer himself up like he did with the “Don’t be scared” message (if that was also him)

Oh, Henry...

Once people That implies that real people got somehow affected, right?

I love the halo and the bone, also you can see the bone only if you give it to Boris in Chapter 3

Wait It is The whole fucking Ink Machine Is inside Holy

A cooking gay.

Ink Demon/Joey parallel implication. I don’t think he is Bendy in a straight up sense though. He is/was a soulless boss, just how soulless Bendy was/is. I wonder if there is a studio version of him or HHHHHH complicated stuff

Is it like When people create something good but they just don't know when to stop it eventually ends up really bad And the Demon took The End so his cartoon couldn't be finished and it all had to keep going, Joey had to keep going Hm?

So like there is no message on Henry’s second desk

But it does trigger the same dialogue AND IT HURTS

Actually a lot of people missed the arrows so just so you know

But I thought we don’t like doors

Also it’s the last hidden message so I do believe it has a special meaning

CONCLUSION get Henry outta here and give him loads of therapy

Is his fucking last name Stein because he made monsters via the Ink Machine by powering it goddamnit Joey don’t trick people into creating that shit

[felicja-j]

so I'm popping in to say, I'm taking a small break from here. nothing serious, but if you want a more detailed description, it's down there.

so yeah

I'm not focusing on my studies enough which I guess is important, but the main reason is, there's really been a lot going through my mind lately, sort of an existential crisis or whatever, and I guess I feel like I need time to just,,, take a step back. being this mentally vulnerable little snowflake that I am, on this website, doesn't work for me. despite there being people that help me get through some things - and I'm very thankful for that, don't get me wrong - I've noticed at certain times, seeing some posts/people/subjects/etc makes me feel worse about my life and some things I'm dealing with, and I wish to avoid that. I guess i just want to take at least some of the pressure off, not worry about anything that may or may not be going on here, and to try and work through some things that have been bothering me. it's nothing to be concerned about, I just want to figure out some stuff, and to try and fix a couple little unhealthy behaviours I've noticed this website brought on me, and I guess,,, just think - about my life, the future, about everything, and hopefully I'll manage to sort some stuff out.

I know it sounds rich coming from a high schooler, too young to be miserable about her own life but yeah no, I've been a fucking mess lately and I want to just get the hell off of any social media

I'm not quitting out of the fandom, or anything, I'll be in here til my damn death for sure. and I don't know how long this will take? it might be a week, or three, a month or two, no idea. it's no big deal, I just won't interact with anything, but I guess I wanted to give a heads up, in case anyone for some damn reason would be concerned I don't spam their dashboard anymore. I'll be back with my shitposts and horrible art before you know it.

[immcshook-blog]

Voltron shitpost based on things I've done

Pidge: *not paying attention, goes to turn down tv*

TV: *cuts off*

Room: *is dark as hell*

Pidge: fuck fuCK FUCK- *scrambles for remote*

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Shiro: This toy looks adorable!!

Shiro: *hand is hovering above the fucking thing by an inch*

Toy: *unleashes the sounds of the damned*

Shiro: I have made a miSTAKE- *shoves it into the back of the shelf in hopes that it will stop*

Shiro: I swear I'm an adult *nervous sweating*

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Lance: *trips while walking up the steps*

Keith: *snickering behind him*

Lance: *flips over onto back and looks up at Keith* Looks like I've fallen for you ;)))

Pidge: no you tripped don't even try that I swear to chRIST I WILL BODYSLAM YOU DOWN THIS STAIRCASE-

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The team: *playing kickball*

Pidge: *misses the ball*

Lance: I swear it's like they don't react until you call their name.......

Pidge: I swear it's like you don't think befoRE YOU FUCKING SPEAK BITCH

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*in a theater*

Character: You look very pale, are you sick?

Keith: *loudly* no that's just my complexion

Shiro: *snorts soda and chokes*

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Lance: *wins a stuffed animal out a crane machine* oh fuCK YEAH

Lance: Here you go beautiful! *turns to reflection in the window* *single tear slips down cheek*

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Hunk: *is holding a grasshopper* You are so cute!

Grasshopper: *bites finger*

Hunk: *screams and throws it* you liTTLE SHIT I WAS GIVING YOU LOVE AND YOU JUST BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!?!

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Lance: If every bag of microwaveable popcorn tells you not to use the popcorn button on the microwave than what is the real purpose of that button?

Keith: I-

Pidge: you okay buddy?

Keith: *is having an existential crisis*

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[subcorax]

tagged by @riitsus thank u <33333

Rules: Answer these questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you would like to get to know better.

Name: theo/jack i am,,, going through a period of change

Nickname: “jAC K”, “what the fuck is a tate” “tedward”, apparently

Zodiac sign: pisces but im close enough to cusp that i usually look @ aquarius too bc its more accurate

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw

Height: 5’4″

Sexual Orientation: im gay for literally everything

Ethnicity: white

Favorite fruit: pomegranates

Favorite season: winter please god just let it,, be Cold

Favorite book series: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh probably discworld

Favorite fictional characters: klav and apollo from ace attorney, shou from mp100, susan sto helit and sam vimes from discworld tbh

Favorite flower: im kinda partial to sweetpeas and poppies

Favorite scents: i like vanilla and lavender when theyre not overpowering, and the smell of burnt wood and the ocean

Favorite color: navy blue tbh

Favorite animal: ravens!!!

Favorite artist/band: uuuuuuuh rn im really feelin florence and the machine and stromae, and olafur arnalds? ??

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?: tea motherfucker but i love cocoa in the winter

Average sleep hours:  usually 3 or less??? but im on summer break now so that shits gonna shoot right up i cant wait to be a semi functional human being again

Number of blankets you sleep with: one or less in the summer but like 5 in the winter

Dream trip: european architecture tour absolutely

Last thing Googled: the last agni kai

Blog created: hahahah i dont fuckin know like 2012????

How many blogs do I follow: 1,274

Number of followers: 881

What do I usually post about: shitposts, aesthetics, existential death, writing

Do you get asks regularly: omfg hell no

What is your aesthetic: cursed posts with like, weird pools of blood in them, the dark streets of big cities at night, the feeling when your cheeks are numb and pricking with how cold it is  i mean my aesthetic tag is ‘pic me’ see for urself

taggin @brendwell, @sleepysak, @unstoppabean, @tabsbrowser, @zombie-attraction, @acemordred, and yeah thats all i got but dont do it if ya dont wanna and do do it if ya do

[surveyhoursss]

4.

Zodiac Bingo

Aries Gotta go fast Independence Participant, always Fuck you, don’t tell me what do to *brooding intensifies* Good sense of humor I ain’t neva scared “I’m not competitive but I’m gonna win” Assertive Going first Running yellow lights

People are drawn to you even tho you don’t invite them Feelings = action Impulsivity Creative Leader Competent “I thought you didn’t like me”-everyone Accidentally hurting people’s feelings Shares everything with partner What if the pope blasted cigs? Starting shit you don’t feel like finishing “I guess that was rude” No. 6/24

Taurus Treat yo’self Underappreciated at work Loyalty Great tastes in art&culture Spoiled (or wishing you were) Robe appreciation A vice (alcohol, weed, or comfort food) Homemaking/nesting Continuing to do something you don’t love just because you’re resistant to change Affection via touch Easy going Perfecting a wardrobe that is both comfy and flawless Having good ass eyebrows Highkey sensitive Stubborn af Not even taking your *own* advice Gossiping Lady in the street but a freak in the bed Creativity Spooning Commitment Stressing out over a change in someone’s tone of voice Finishing what you started Lots of venting lol 15/24

Gemini Unpopular opinion factory Secret&diverse intellectual landscape “Oh I got really into *miscellaneous hobby or topic* for a while” Intellectualizing or ignoring feelings Cleaning maybe once a year Look, a distraction! Thinking faster than you can talk Restless without hobbies Talking faster than you can think Reading four books at once Tons of energy Teaching others what you know Trivia machine Moodiness Knowing everything but also forgetting everything Existential crisis “Sorry I forgot to text you back” So many interests so little time Accidentally talking too loud Young at heart Pretty good public speaker Endless scrolling Shitposting Unpredictable sleep schedule 14/24

Cancer Connecting with women “Guess I’ll have to love you with my whole heart and soul” Vegetarianism/veganism Fear of rejection Surrounding yourself with soft blankets and  mood lighting Ferocious protector “I’m not going to dwell on it” *dwells on it* Takes child-rearing seriously Hardshell protecting soft ego Feeding sad friends Forecast: mood swings Heart of gold but still a badass Bad with boundaries Learning how to relax like it’s your job Lightweight drinker Yeah. Crying, ok? It’s not a big deal Mama trauma Food = comfort Nostalgia as a coping mechanism Identify built off memories Complaining Very emotionally intuitive of others Big fan of physical and emotional affection People telling you all their BS all the time 11/24

Leo Friendly Self-indulgence Never being able to tell if you’re the best or the worst People trying to compete with you lol Sensitive Decent at cheering people up Great hair Wardrobe swings between hot as hell and lazy af Interrupting Having a sense of honor Not doing something because you’re not good at it Talking too loud Finding dogs pretty relatable Creative talent Super supportive friend Enthusiasm Socializing like it’s your job&then needing to recharge Memes Priorities: eating and sleeping Boo hiss at rejection Looking good even when you feel like shit Drama Needing lots of love Loyal 12/24

Virgo Relating to Hermione Granger Gives great advice even when your own life is in shambles Flirting and running, an autobiography Petty Pretty damn intelligent Loving words/linguistics 8 hours of “studying” = 1 hour of real work Swings between clean and slobbish Indecision Splurging on food Mom friend A freak on the DL Peculiar eating habits Pretty good with words Good with pets and/or kids Known to schedule sex Multitasking af Cleaning as a coping mechanism “It me” Loves self-care but deprioritizes it 0 to hottie in 2 seconds flat Lowkey wood nymph All the receipts Bratty sub or service top 14/24

Libra If you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all Pls no fighting Good judge of character Leadership roles in friendships Takes up less emotional space for the well being of others Art adoration Real glo up wizards Nature adoration Hates boredom Wholesome Keep it cute Emotionally braced for betrayal Lowkey running from problems with people Falling in love with people’s hearts/minds Investing in your appearance Loves all things cute Always the mediator Trust issues Charming Staying up to date on culture Taking the high road Always putting your feelings aside for others Aesthetics Mom friend 17/24

Scorpio Growing up early Being a new person every few years Black/dark wardrobe Pain is cool Interest in psychology/criminology/sociology Privacy Sexual but not promiscuous All or nothing thinking Intelligent Loner/lonely Taking care of everyone Would kill or die for loved ones Protective as fuck Bloodhound for truth Deep Fascination with death/insanity/occultism Love-hate relationships “idk I’m just feeling numb rn” Jealous or possessive Trust issues Loyal as fuck Secretly soft Gets shit done Boundaries 13/24

Sagittarius Long ass bucket list Prefers to mind their own business Unbothered Nice enough that people always think you’re hitting on them Fear of missing out Optimism Honest and upfront Your shit is lowkey not together Plenty of friends Snobby enough to have good taste Flirting your way into something you can’t finish Storyteller or philosophical preacher “Here for a good time, not a long time” “…rude” Free spirit “Films” Distracted Smarter than you look I’m just speaking my truth! “I’m just inviting a few people” Falls in love with your mind, then your body Blows up the aux cord Hedonism phases Horniness gets you into some shit lol 5/24

Capricorn On your grind Discipline dgaf attitude Stoic in the streets, softie in the sheets Planning ahead, way ahead Always prepared (Un)healthy coping mechanisms Likes structure Prioritizing self-mastery Loyal protector of friends, babies, and animals Basically born an adult Dark humor People being mad about your tough love Old soul Major procrastinator Kind of a know-it-all on the DL Major sadness and madness People thanking you for your tough love People think you’re responsible “Why was I programmed to feel pain” meme Parenting your parents “Lock that in the trauma vault” Either a loner or a socialite Giving advice like it’s your job 11/24

Aquarius Me, an intellectual: Needing to do things your way Superiority complex Gossip Conspiracy theories Skepticism Not even having the energy to tell people how wrong they are Courteous/considerate People love you but you hate people Lonely Outsider syndrome Relating to cats a great deal Hates being told what to do or when to do it Not trusting someone/something that’s popular Being accused of being emotionless Insightful Feeling like the only rational person in a room Existential crisis Devil’s advocate just to get people to think Rationalizing tf out of your feelings Hates small talk Vices You’re entitled to your opinion no matter how wrong it is Interest in sociology, psychology, and politics 12/24

Pisces Empath Dramatic Poetry or music Lots of imagination, fluctuating identity Getting high on being outside (and maybe weed) Alone time “Idk I’m just a lil sad rn idk” Spiritual af Helping people heal Existential dread Pets love you Mommy issues Good with kids Cathartic crying over art, movies, or nature Knowing how people feel before they do Feeling misunderstood/alone “Go with the flow” Encountering spirits On life: “I’m just here for the ride” Drugs Forgiving others but blaming yourself Kindness Sorry, I was dissociating Exploring nature 14/24

I am most like a: Libra

I am actually a: Taurus

[fyrapartnersearch]

seeking Red Dead Redemption 2

heya! you can call me Jezebel, and boy i’ve got a mighty cravin’ for a good roleplay. as to sooner reach that good good stuff, i’ll keep my personal introduction here short: 25, long-suffering lesbian cat lady, and on mountain time. i’m a lover of puns, a specific colour of blue and pink, and sending pictures of my cat - but my dude, we can get to know each other better when you shoot me a message, yeah?

quality over quantity, but a middle ground is solid. i’m able to write 4,000+ words if a reply calls for it, but i don’t want length for the sake of length, you know? if the roleplay calls for longer posts, don’t hesitate to hit me with a novel. i looove that shit. just as much, if only a page works then that’s fine! i do like to write a lot in my responses, my intros tending to be the lengthiest, so if you do enjoy longer posts then i am your gal.

i’m not a rapid-fire responder. my roleplay replies tend to be within the range of one to three a week, depending on what’s happening in life. however, i will generally be able to get at least one post out a week at minimum. i’ll always let you know if i’ll be gone longer than three days, or if my response will take three days or more. you are far more than welcome to send me a ‘where u at mfer’ message at any point. prefer not to double as i most enjoy us just having our characters in the spotlight, but! i’m more than happy to juggle side characters as long and as many need be.  don’t ditch. if you want to call quits, let me know. even if all you write is “bye loser”, it’s better than me fretting over if something happened to you or if my e-mails aren’t going though. i’ll keep my grubby fingers off the keyboard and not reply if you prefer, just please let me know! 

good ol’ and well done angst with a purpose, hard choices, morally grey everything, kinder times juxtaposed against violent attempts for something better, hurt/comfort - my name is at the top of the ‘loves the hell outta that’ list. i also adore all those impossibly gentle and sweeter moments and times between characters, so it isn’t all doom and gloom. character development is at the top in my favourite aspects of roleplaying, so slam me with all the details - really let me know what your character is feeling, thinking, doing, and show me how they’re changing from what’s happening to them, yadda yadda. 

 i’d love to find a partner who adores plotting and swoons at the chance to chat ooc about our characters and the possibilities between and before them - headcanons, discussing [serious or silly!] potential scenarios and twists, shitposting, playlists, aus of aus, sending random headcanons at 2:00am, art, you name it. i’m a monster for it.  i enjoy making friends out of my roleplaying partners, so talking out of a roleplay is a strong preference. however, let me know if you’re not into that! i’m near always around for ooc chatting and willing to sacrifice all hopes of a productive sleep schedule to talk. i’ll absolutely send you songs that make me think of our roleplay and ridiculous memes at 4:00am. generous, huh? lmao. 

tl;dr - ⇨ long-term, roleplay through e-mail, ooc through discord/hangouts/whatever works ⇨ fade to black for any sexual scenes. not real into doubling. not rapidfire in response rate. ⇨ please be 18+. please do not ghost - let me know, even if it’s just a ‘see ya loser’ message. ⇨ m/f, f/f, m/m, nb; platonic or romantic. au and oc friendly! ⇨ i’m lgbt+ and neurodivergent friendly and you need to be too  ⇨ luv getting overly into the roleplay and chatting about anything and everything about it ooc. it’d be neat if you did as well. ⇨ limits include: the usual of no scat/bestiality/pedophilia/explicitly written out rape scenes/etc. i prefer to fade to black.

___ i’m primarily looking for - Red Dead Redemption 2  ⇨ i would love, love, love to try my hand at writing Arthur Morgan.  ⇨ i’d enjoy writing against anyone, but especially Sadie, Mary, Hosea, Abigail, or John. again, though, i am open to any of the characters! ⇨ i have a few tiny beginnings of ideas for it, and a lot more general wants that could make up something. absolutely let me know any plots or ideas you’d like to try out. ⇨ you’d get my soul if you’re interested in this.

however, if that’s not your jive, here’s a short list of other potential fandoms and originals i might swing for if you’ve got a good plot/idea. i’m flexible, i promise. Detroit: Become Human [would love some platonic Connor/Hank stuff]. Fallout 3, New Vegas, 4. NieR Gestalt. NieR Automata. TellTale’s The Walking Dead. Silent Hill series. The Evil Within. The Last of Us. Game of Thrones. suggest as i’m sure i’m forgetting many more.

originals include - [post] apocalypse. horror/survival. ghosts and general spookiness - abandoned, haunted towns, or not so abandoned and still incredibly haunted towns. androids and all their sad little existential issues. desolation, being lost, whatever gothic, an abruptly empty and/or decaying world. everything is fucked and weird and wrong, but no one can say why. a town or forest or landscape which tugs you in and then so ravenously refuses to let you go. again, feel free to suggest. _____

hit me up like we’ve been friends for years and i’m the one who accepts and loves you despite knowing about the weirdest memes you secretly adore, y'dig?  ⇨ roomfuloftoothwheels@gmail.com ⇨ discord: moonscrubs#2541 please include things about yourself, limits, plots/ideas, and 100% send me any pictures of your pets!

[thecarelessmint]

Dear me

Hi me, it’s been a while.

I genuinely can’t believe I started this with the intention of it NOT becoming a shitpost but that was literally reference to JK’s ‘it’s been a while’, but regardless, it has.

It has been 390 days, so roughly a year and a month… a lot has changed.

I’m going to start with our usual ‘how am I?’ then go to where we left off last year and go on from there.

How am I? Well you see with everything that’s happened this year, I’m not so ok, and I’m sorry. We were close I know, we were happy, and the dissociation stopped but everything came tunneling back. So that’s how I am right now, I’ll explain more once I explain just what exactly happened this year.

Going to where we left off:

Funny thing, I went to Seattle again this year! I went alone this time, I’ll explain it in detail a bit later, but boy oh boy it was the same feeling, we were anxious most of the time kid sorry about that.

You’re still not good with people, in fact, I think you got worse hhh, except it’s for somewhat different reasons this time. A mix of being disattached and realizing that people are genuinely shit has made me realize that I need to stop allowing myself to be a welcome mat but if I’m being honest, it’s easier being a welcome mat than it is maintaining friendships at this point.

Let’s start on the year:

My last entry was August 15th 2017, it is currently September 9th 2018, lets dick sus.

You, started uni. You started university majoring in theatre production. It was hard.

The first month was footings, oh my god footings, I haven’t thought about that for a while. It was so jam packed, we were literally taught everything in one month and it just really showed you what the next two years would be like. God it was so much fun. Remember the first time we hung a source4, and now you’ve probably hung well over 100 lights.

September was hard, I couldn’t turn to the people I could turn to today so I was very much alone and used my spam instagram account (the super secret one) as an outlet. I remember continuously begging myself not to drop out on that account, and guess what, you didn’t.

Also hey, you don’t hate carpentry, actually you’re taking carpentry 2. Insane I know. Who would have guessed, 5ft me doing carpentry.

Serendipity dropped!! Oh boy, I remember crying for DAYS, Park Jimin I love you.

First Semester Classes:

English: A bitty dropped that class, 2 weeks in, yeah. Yup.

Footings: A solid 10/10, we went through hell but it was fun and we went to the bar for the first time afterwards. Genuinely a good time.

Drafting: Listen,, shit hit the fan, I’m pretty sure Clayton hates you, but we’re taking his year two class anyways so he’s stuck with me :)

Intro: Shit hit the fan part 2, this was all on you, you actual dumbass (ly)

Rigging: SHE WAS FUN, would definitely do again. The field trip to the opera was really fun too.

Audio: I somehow got an A in this class, and like, I’m not bad at audio but what the fuck?

Practicum: :((( Sister Act :((( My first show :( God there’s so much I can say about this. Thank you so much Sister Act. I owe you everything.

How on Earth do I sum all this up…

Footings ended, classes started regularly. You fell in love with all of the second years and fun fact, you’re still in love with them, god bless Mark. Melissa left :/, YOU WON THE RIGGING GAMES, YOU WON AND BROKE A RECORD, AND IT WAS AMAZING. You were a spotlight for sister act, headset was insane, bless Hunter. You became an addict to the bacanator at Wendys. You cut out 19 head pieces on a wardrobe call for sister act. Existential dates with Bruno at Denny’s because you were both far too stressed. You spent too much money because fuck freshman year right? You accidentally read a major character death. We went to Deadmenton with Tanika, Bella and Patty, it was really fun and Tanika kept screaming “Miss Keisha, Bitch, Bitch”. So much happened and this isn’t even a grain of salt in comparison.

So let’s talk about the big things. Mom told us to leave in September, and by November you were living with dad in a 2 bedroom apartment, 6 minutes from your school. It was hard, this was the first time I’d lived without my siblings, it, was hard.

Around that same time, you started going on twitter more, actually, you were put in a group chat. A lot came from that group chat, and I guess this is the perfect time to talk about the relationships in your life.

Siblings: You haven’t been as close to Pisona as you are now. Moving forced me to communicate with my siblings and that did bring us closer. I love my siblings and I would do anything for them, it’s unfortunate the situation that we’ve found ourselves in with our parents.

Friends:

Bruno: I love Bruno, I love Bruno so fucking much. I would do anything for Bruno. I don’t know how to fully express just how much I love Bruno. I love you moonshine.

Danait: In all honesty, that’s my Taehyung. I see us as partners for life, I don’t know what I would do without her and sure there are times when I want to let everything go, but she’s here, and she’s home.

Patty & Tanika: My kids! The gc moved to Line bc twitter was stressing us out, and its all jokes and screaming about life from there.

Q: I love Q, but it’s really hard, but it’ll be ok.

Dead Friendships:

Erika, Blakeish, Yadiel, Literally just everyone else and everyone from high school lmao.

New Relationships:

Jocelyn: Oh jeez, how the fuck do I do this. You know that group chat we joined, well you also happened to meet the love of your life in said group chat. Yup. Her name is Jocelyn, and she’s perfect, and she’s too good for you but you’re not one to decide that, and maybe you think about her a little too much, and maybe you fuck up, a lot, but you really like her.

Eyerusalem: So you didn’t just join one group chat, you joined multiple, you even made some yourself, and in one that you made, you met Yoongi. I can’t really explain what that means but you know what I mean because well, you’re me, and hope that you’re still friends with her when you read this a year from now, but I also know that It’s literally not possible for you to stop speaking to her because as far as we’re fucking considered, namgi shall rise and we are soulmates.

Fun fact, you only made two new friends. Everyone else is a classmate that although you like, you can’t really talk to or further your relationship with. There’s Caitlan but fuck Caitlan :)

This is long and it just keeps fucking going but there’s just so fucking much that happened this last year god, I haven’t even gotten half way through it all fuck.

Ok so: You didn’t finish any of the shows you said you would. You finished your first year without any electives so now you’re cramming. Also your parents are now living under the same roof because dad fucked up his arm so yes you moved back in with mom. YOU DATED A BOY, for like a week, it was awful, but you don’t hate him anymore. YOUR PERIOD CAME BACK, you were in Seattle when it happened, it was,, a lot, lots of blood, lots of mess, but it was gone for a year so it makes sense.

You fully delved into your sexuality, you aren’t exactly ace haha hahaha haahahahahaha ahhahahahahaha I FUCKIGN KNOW  I FUCKING KNOW OK, THATS WHO WE WERE, LISTEN IM SHOCKED TOO, but miss jocelyn over there single handedly changed everything, also you’re kinky as fuck, who would have fucking guessed, blame jocey.

Seattle wasn’t the worst, we went to the ocean a lot, and we only touched her once because we aren’t greedy and frankly I got too overwhelmed.

You have like 7 biases, deal with it. Your Japanese got better lmao, you tell me how.

I’m saying it here and now, but we’re joining the circus.

This is the best I can do for now because quite frankly, this year was too much to put into words and I knew it would be hard but I didn’t realize just how fucking hard. But anyways, you love bangtan a lot, and as hard as u try they really are the only group you can keep up with, im sorry stray kids im still trying, exo flew out the picture, i literally only care about pcy, bbh and ksoo/yixing lmaoooooooo NYWAYS

GN (it’s 1PM)