#hell naah

[springs-hurts]

Ah the irony, Daenerys Targaryen, first of her name and whatever, wanted to free slaves, worked toward that goal so determinedly and yet she met one of her most precious friends and a trusted advisor only because he was caught selling poachers into slavery! Oh gods I love Jorah, I like him but it's so funny😭😭😭

Also, if not for slavery, he might have(no might needed here tho) remained in bear islands, and would have been saying "we know no king but the king in the North whose name is Stark" With Lyanna Mormont😭😂

[springs-hurts]

I did not need to see this one again! 😭😭

We should talk more about how similar James and Sirius’ last words to Harry were.

“Harry, take the prophecy, grab Neville, and run!” Sirius yelled, dashing to meet Bellatrix.

“Lily, take Harry and go! It’s him! Go! Run! I’ll hold him off!”

[yojie]

uhm guess what? my doctor said i have almost all the symptoms of bipolar disorder. no wonder i was not feeling better even after my surgery. but i don't wanna go thru a legit diagnosis. i can't afford another mental illness💀 if i am never diagnosed, i can gaslight myself into believing i don't have it🧍🏽‍♀️

[sushijimi]

Oh hell naah maan look at my crew I'm going to DIE

[leclercwriting]

first win | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

you're oscar's lucky charm he needed

masterlist

y/n.user

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caption: back with my baby before he goes to hungary

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oscarpiastri: I'm gonna miss u :(

y/n.user: poor boy

oscarpiastri: come with mee to the mclaren garage in hungaroring

landonorris: yeeessss I need you to make the chocolate cookies again

y/n.user: we'll see

user39: OMG Y/N'S FIRST RACE?!

user848: can we talk about how good they look together? y/n is so stunning

user94: can oscar fight?

oscarpiastri: I indeed can

landonorris: he can't fight. He almost broke his hand when he tried to fight a guy who talked to y/n for "too long"

y/n.user: that's true

user38: lol

danielricciardo: come to vcarb garage. there's one hot australian too

maxverstappen1: daniel you have a girlfriend..

danielricciardo: stop it or im gonna say the secret u told me to kelly

y/n.user: @ danielricciardo I NEED to know the secret

danielricciardo: I'm calling you

sabrinacarpenter: y/n you're so hot babe

y/n.user: thanks luv <3

user838: y/n is friends WITH SABRINA

user94: my two worlds colliding together

oscarpiastri

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caption: fp1 and fp2 done, and now we need to get really for tomorrow's quali

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landonorris: tomorrow mclaren 1-2?

oscarpiastri: hell yeah

user84: where was y/n?

landonorris: clearly not there

user949: LOL

user23: she's not even in the comments or the likes. I think they broke up. She is clearly not enough for oscar. She didn't go to any race

y/n.user: stop acting like u know me or my and oscar's relationship. I'm pretty busy with work and school, but you clearly don't know that those things exist

user32: SHE WAS SILENTED

oscarpiastri: that's my girl

f1gossip: I love how oscar is protective of y/n and y/n is protective over their relationship

oscarpiastri

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y/n.user: I'm so proud of you osc🥹

oscarpiastri: I did it because of you

landonorris: lovebirds

charles_leclerc: don't be jealous lando

charles_leclerc: Congrats, my child. U deserve it

user83: LOL he really did adopt oscar

y/n.user: yeah

landonorris: MCLAREN 1-2 BABYYYY

landonorris: congrats osc

oscarpiastri: thank you lando

user858: that's so them coded

lewishamilton: congratulations. You are going to be a world champion one day

carlossainz55: congrats for your first win

pierregasly: congratulations oscar!

user84: all the drivers in the comments make me emotional

danielricciardo: congratulations fellow ausie

oscarpiastri: thanks danny

user84: not oscar replying to danny but not to lewis or carlos

user90: he got priorities

mclaren: U DID IT OSCAR

oscarpiastri: we did it

user94: don't make me emotional again

y/n.user: u get me

y/n.user

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caption: enjoying budapest after emotional weekend. also, I saw the replay of me crying, and i look kinda good. you'll see me more from now on

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oscarpiastri: I can't wait to take you to spa

y/n.user: I'm gonna root for fernando and carlos

oscarpiastri: traitor

user84: NOT CARLOS LOL. oscar's biggest enemy

user85: y/n being alonso fan makes so much sense to me

landonorris: lovebirds at it again

y/n.user: @ oscarpiastri we need to find lando a girlfriend cuz someone's jealous

oscarpiastri: noted

user94: not them setting lando up

user34: I love them they're so iconic

f1fanpage: oscar and y/n being the IT couple again. I'm here for it

danielricciardo: when are you going to vcarb garage?

user33: daniel is simping on oscar's girlfriend again

danielricciardo: naah, I just need some lucky charm to win

y/n.user: @ heidiberger_

heidiberger_: I'm gonna be there

user84: I love how loyal y/n is, and she doesn't like it when other men who have a girlfriend give her attention

user36: she's simply iconic

user38: that's called y/n behaviour, and everyone should behave like that

note: soo I decided to make this post after oscar's win. I was actually at the gp and I saw oscar win his first race with my own eyes lol. Enjoy

[dadfridge]

Remus: is it gay to think about kissing your male friend?

James: naah, I’m constantly thinking about kissing Regulus but I’m straight as hell.

Remus: oh okay..so it’s totally straight of me to think about how his last name really suits me?

James: of course not, every night I’m thinking about how cute it would be to become James Black.

Remus: omg thank you, I was so worried about that!! But James Black sounds really nice!

James: omg, you really think that too? thank you xo xo.

Marlene:

Marlene: you both are gay as fu-

[teewritessmth]

#Instagram Au (11)

Niko Omilana x f! reader

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y/n.y/l/n A little glimpse of my 🇨🇦 trip feat. @nikolasomilana and @cat

chunkz tagging the 🐱 is mental

yeed gyal made Winnie the pooh wit dem leaves

---hufer got mo talent than yo salty ahh

---yeed @hufer dawg I wasn't even hating the fuc?!?!

y/nfan765 mother has posted after a month

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y/n.y/l/n First pic - the moment I realized how deeply I was in love with him

Second pic - He gave me his sweater mwahahhaa

Third pic - iconic @conangray

nikoomilana would rather have you wear that sweater than me wear it, also it looks wayy better in you. Beautiful princess.

conangray y'alls relationship is seriously goals

---y/n.y/l/n 🥺🥺

ajshabeel ❤❤

oliviarodrigo I 😭still 😭remember 😭third😭 of😭 December😭 me😭 and 😭your 😭sweater

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nikoomilana Sometimes I don't bully her and post her hand full of shells on social media

y/n.y/l/n ily mayor stinky boy muffin

---kingkennytv what the hell do you call him

---gyatlicker girl just called her man every name in the book

Greenballhair the second pic is lowkey so creative

darkestman nik u pussio come back and do a rap battle leave the girl on the island

---nikoomilana Roger that

---y/n.y/l/n 🥚🪒❌

---ohnosharky naah she violated 💀💀

requested by good ol' @ndlqz

[carbondioxda]

Too hot to cuddle

Prince Zuko x reader<3

c/w: fluffy, too hot to cuddle trope (reverse trope), hot weather conditions, the reader is a girl, reader is a waterbender, no use of y/n, third person, frozen elsa reference don’t even ask, harsh language cause what the fuck is this weather

a/n: had this in my drafts for months but I just finished it because I’m living through a heatwave nightmare right now and actually feeling like reader. This is horrible. It’s 35 Celcius and my ass is tweaking

sorry for any mistakes! english isn’t my first language. and the way I write dialogue might be different than what you’re used to

The air was suffocating. It felt as if she was breathing some kind of piping hot spores instead or oxygen. The girl was laying in a bed, that was way too warm for comfort and as embarrassing as it was, she swore she felt a sweat puddle on the mattress underneath her.

The fact that her boyfriend happened to be a firebender was making things even worse now. Firebenders are naturally warmer than others, maybe to adapt to the heat when they're fighting or for god knows what other reason. Still, Zuko's toned hands on her waist were making her feel as if he's gonna burn her body alive. They made her get those heat waves all over her, worse than chills every now and then.

"I'm gonna melt. Not in the good way." - she thought to herself. It's not like she wanted to get up. It was a cute little routine of theirs to cuddle and sleep together, ever since her and Zuko started traveling together.

However, The Earth Kingdom's summer nights were unbereable. Besides, that the little hut they rented was made for winter season, so it kept all of the warmth in. No wonder it was so cheap in this time of the year, anybody would go insane in those conditions.

She finally got up and sat on the bed. The hairs on her forehead were sticking to her skin and she had a sudden urge to chug a few litres of ice cold water. This was bad.

- You okay? - Zuko half-whispered, his voice cracking from tiredness.

- Yeah, it's just...hot as hell in here. - she got up and went to the bathroom. She was too exhausted to take a glass, so she drank right from the sink. The bed creaked, meaning that he also got up.

- Are you sure everything's okay? - he rubbed his eyes, speaking in his hoarse, tired voice.

- I feel like I'm melting. It's so hot I swear I'm gonna suffocate. - she said, gulping the water. Even the water didn't seem to be cold enough for her liking, so she had to chill the water with her waterbending.

- I guess it is a little warmer today. - he mumbled, finding her state funny somehow. The heat never bothered him anyway. She noticed him looking around and trying to think of some evil plan, as always.

- A little warmer today…for the love of god. What are you looking at? - she asked, catching eye contact with him in the mirror. He was staring somewhere.

-Nothin'

- You've been staring at the...- she turned to where he was looking. - …bathtub?

- No I wasn't. - he shrugged. His actions didn't really match his words, as he turned the faucet on and plugged the drain.

- Are you seriously gonna take a bath now? It's 2 am.

- No. But you are. - he said, lifting her up bridal style and putting her into the bathtub. Before she could register what's happening, she was in the water, fully clothed.

- whattHEFUCK?! - she shouted, almostjumping when her pijama got wet in the cold water, that splashed around from the impact of her hitting it. It was a shock for a second and then, it was....nice? The air wasn't so suffocating anymore and her skin wasn't burning.

- You'd overheat if I didn't do that. - he smiled and sat down on the floor next to her.

- You could've given me a heads up. Now my clothes are wet.

- They were wet from the sweat anyway. I could’ve told you but naah, seeing your reaction was better. It's not so bad, is it? I mean, you stayed in.

- ...it's not worse. - she half-whispered.

- Just don't think of bloodbending my ass in there, I'm not as hot as you are.

- Aww, you think I'm hot?

- What? Uh-shit. Poor choice of words. I mean, you are, I just didn't mean...nevermind.

- Nah, I can't blame you, I'm hot as shit. - she scoffed, cold water meeting more of her skin and the material of her pijamas.

- Shut up. - he scoffed, which resulted in a splash of water being bended on his face. - That was unnecessary.

- It absolutely was. 

- Okay just find something to keep yourself busy for a few minutes. I'll open the windows, maybe it's gonna help. - Zuko smiled and headed out of the bathroom. In a few minutes of his absence and some chill water calming down the girl’s overheating situation, she felt exhaustion washing over her. She didn’t have to worry about the hotness of the room anymore and her body desperately needed rest. Her eyes grew heavy.

Zuko did manage to help her get out of the bathtub and got her some dry clothes. Then he carried her to the bed, this time not to throw her into another surprise but just to sleep. The room was colder, faint breeze hit their skins thanks to the opened windows from time to time. The sheets didn’t feel like lava anymore and it was good. Good enough to sleep.

- ’night. - she mumbled, getting comfortable.

- goodnight, love. - he mumbled back. She instinctively wanted to snuggle up to him, but he stopped her. - No cuddling for today. Otherwise I’ll have to carry you to the bathtub again.

- ’kay. - she said quietly. He gave her a small kiss on the forehead, before turning to his side. This was the first time in their lives that it was in fact too hot to cuddle.

[redara]

Noob Saibot trailer is here!

https://youtu.be/Jb-HBuF5XsQ?si=gYO7rwhC_vJnEJx4

And of course here are a bit of Bi-Han, more of Noob Saibot, and some LiuHan crumbs.

Let's just say i'm not that surprised thanks to the datamine, but i'm impressed with Noob Saibot. He looks so fun!

(also, committing to chaos, Ed Boon tweeted the intro 12 hours before releasing the trailer. So many have thought that Noob's trailer would drop next week, but noooo, agent of chaos doesn't follow orders)

Story-wise, i'm so happy when Noob/Bi-Han talks about desiring a different future, the scene shows him and Kuai Liang. Cause despite having the personality of OG Sektor, Bi-Han still cares about Kuai Liang, and he is doing his best to ensure a better future for him and the Lin Kuei.

Now i wonder if Bi-Han had approached Liu Kang with a proposal for the Lin Kuei's expansion, would the Fire God approve his wish or not 😂 Cause it sounds to me that Liu Kang doesn't mind the Lin Kuei to pursue greatness, only if they do it the right way, and not forget their oath.

Still no explanation about him and Sektor, but i guess it's platonic? I'm just glad his trailer isn't as sappy as Sektor's.

I'll be honest (and this is purely my own opinion and may change in the future), i'm not a fan of Sektor x Bi-Han ship, not out of jealousy, but because it's abrupt, just like Kuai Liang x Harumi (and potentially, if the datamine is true, Kuai Liang x Cyrax used to have a past).

"Here, have two strong, smart, prodigy, female Lin Kuei warriors -- oh just fyi we know they're gonna get so much hate, so we pair them with the popular characters to diminish the hate. Hmm? Personality? Character arcs? Not important!"

Hell naah, i want to see Sektor leading the Cyber LK and move forward with the cyberizations. I want to see more conflict that has a huge stake, not just "oh it's fine we can fix that with the timeline thingy". I want Cyrax to embrace her free will instead of joining the Shirai Ryu. I want Harumi (more Harumi please) to show why the Outworld knows her, and why she allows herself to be married to Kuai Liang and lets him lead the clan instead of her being the Grandmaster.

But anyway, Noob Saibot. Welcome back, my love 🖤

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

Meet Alex "I don't get paid enough for this shit" Casey

"stupid fucking writer and his stupid fucking books. stop whining goddammit"

"acts as he's the most miserable being in the world. look at me. why did saga take this case why me. fucking christ why. me. what did i do to deserve this. did i ask for a summary?! shut up"

"the hell does he think he is. because he sold a few books? come on. my neighbor's five year old kid can write better than that. murder case casey. hard case casey. THANKS for the abhorrent adaptations asshole. none of them would exist if it weren't for your damn books"

"i could be sitting in a bar in a civilized city but naah. gotta deal with those hillbillies and a so-called writer who pulls one lame word play after another"

"weird ass case. weird ass town. comes out of the water like a fucking mermaid. this shit just keeps getting better and better. never seen such a hairy mermaid in my life"

"i'm gonna decide on the next case for i swear to god. do they even have electricity here? the whole townsfolk looks like they're all related to each other. fucking disgusting. and they all share the same brain cell. mostly those stupid deputies"

"who forgets the fucking tarp when it rains?!"

"if he brings one stupid joke about my name i'm gonna break his fucking fingers. one by one. asshole"

"and if he asks me if i wanna take a picture with him then an autograph i'm gonna throw him back in the lake. then anderson. then myself. closed case casey. FUCK"

[keikeusaekki]

“Mom come pick me up" hell naah, u will sit ur ass down and go back to posting yummy proship content.

Quote creds: @k1k1thespoiled

[kaishoodiestealer]

Naah but the TyKa and SasuNaru are so freaking similar I can't —

When Kai went rogue in Beyblade and G-Revolutions, Tyson was like, "No, he's not bad. I know him." And in G-Rev he was just SURE that Kai will return and he will get him back (we can see it!)

When Sasuke goes rogue Naruto is hell bent on bringing him back (even at the cost of his life).

Sasuke and Kai both have mentioned it many times that how Naruto and Tyson (Takao in Original dub) are the one they can't lose.

Sasuke and Kai are emos.

Tyson and Naruto are their sunshines.

Idk what to say more hehe-

Also funny sasunaru coz why not

[seryu-17]

My bestfriends brother

Paring: non idol!Jeonghan x fem!reader

Author: This ff isn't supposed to hurt anyone. I write this for people to enjoy. I like the idols and don't want to harm any of them. Feel free to read my ff anf hope you'll like it. If you're a minor, this content isn't for you, I am sorry.

Warning: smut, woman anathomy, sex, smut, fluff, strong language, alcohol, edging, unprotected sex (don't do that), creampie, cum, orgasm, nicknames, fingering let me know if I forgot something :)

Don't like it don't read it, thanks

Context: Your bestfriend invites you and some friends of you over after school ended. You went back home to dress yourself comfortably. You never been to your bestfreinds home before cause she usually comes over to your place.

You finished dressing up, you wear something cofortable and cute. Very important for you, you wear a skirt. You make your way downstairs, tell your parents that you'll head to your bestfriend and they let you leave. You take your car keys and start the car. After 10 Minutes of driving you arrive at your bestfriends house. It seems like you're the first one that arrived cause you don't see any other cars. As you ring the doorbell a young and handsome man opens the door. You directly look into his eyes and he do the same. "(bestfriends name), your friends is here, come downstairs!" the young man yells at your bestie. He steps aside and let you inside the house. After you entered the house he heads to the living room. You're taking of your shoes and your bestie comes down and greets you with a hug. "That's my brother Jeonghan, I guess you guys haven't met before, right?" You skahe your head in response. " I guess we have to wait for the others. You can go to the living room and grab something to drink if you want. Make yourself feel comfortable". You head towards the living room and see that Jeonghan is sitting on the sofa. You decide to sit on the sofa too but a little away from him. "Ah, sorry for not introducing myself earlier. My name is Jeonghan, nice to meet you. (bestfriend name) talks a lot about you" he says. "Nice to meet you too, my name is y/n". His voice is so soft and as you look at him while you introduce yourself you think that he is really really handsome and hot. You knew that your bestie has a brother, but didn't knew that he is such a hottie.

The doorbell rings and your bestfriend opens the door. The others arrived. They find their way to the living room as well and see the both of you sitting there. Now there are 8 people in the room including you two. "Y/n, this your boyfriend? You look cute togehter thou." You wish that he was but "Naah, we've just met, he's (bestfriends name) brother" you say. You really wish that he was your boyfriend. Even yourfriends were impressed that Jeonghan is such a hottie. You felt butterflies in your belly when that said that you two would look cute togehter, but you thought that he already has a girlfriend because he's so handsome.

"You really look cute togeher, but he is canbe super horny somtimes" your bestie suddenly says."AYYYY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING." Jeonghan yells back at her. Everyone laughs about the situation and Jeonghan being a horny type, even you laugh to make it not look akward. One of oyur other friends finally asks: "Hey, are you single by chance?" he just answers with a "yeah, why?". You're suprised by the sudden question and his answer. You didn't expected that answer. "Ahhh, just curious, becuase you kinda look good" your friend answers back. "Thanks" he chuckles. He looks like an angel when he chuckles and you love it. Before you realise, your friends decide to put on a horror movie, because you were daydreaming about Jeonghan's smile. You absolutley hate horror movies and your bestie knows that so she asks for your approval by asking for thumps up or down. You give your approval.

You sit between your bestie and Jeonghan. He notices that you're afraid of horro movies and comes closer to you. First you don't understand why he came closer, but than he whispers into your hear:"I know you're afraid, but don't be, I am here". you get butterflies from his words. Your bestie notices as the movie starts that you already feel uncomfortable so she asks if you want a blanket to make yourself feel more comfortable. To your surprise Jeonghan answers his sisters question instead of you. "Yes, please". He places the blanket over your laps. As soon as the blanket covers your laps his hands find their way under the blanket. One holding your hand and the other one on your thigh. You instanly get butterflies from his touch. You look at him and he just smirks at you. Your bestie notices this and comes closer to your ear and whispers:" I don't mind if you date him, but what I said earlier is ture". You chukle softly after she said that.

Whenever you got scared during the movie you squeezed Jeonghan's hand, but you fell asleep halfway trough the movie. Well, you fell asleep on Jeonghan's shoulder without noticing. After the movie ended you wake up from a "OMG, couple of the year". Now you realise that you fell asleep but also that your hand is still in his hand and that his other hand wandered higher. Again, butterflies in your belly. "Quit it guys" you say absolutly blushing. Your friends decide to play a drinking game called "Busfahrer" (my german people know what I am talking about). The bad thing is that you get tipsy very fast, your alcohol tolerance is pretty low.

It didn't took look for you to get tipsy, alomst everyone except Jeonghan gave you there shots because they knew that you have a low tolerance but maybe also because they want to see what Jeonghan will do. Ofc they hope that at the end of the evening that he'll fuck you. So a few rounds passed you and you felt so tipsy, everyone noticed it. You even hit your head against the desk lightly to stop feeling so dizzy and think straight again. that was the point when your bestie suggested to let you rest in her bedroom.

"Jeonghan, would you be so kind and bring Y/N in my bedroom to let her rest please? Just lay her in my bed." she asked Jeonghan. He nodded and picked you up and carried you in the bridal style. You protested "I can walk by myself, let me down~". "Yeah sure Y/N...I'll keep carryintg you" Jeonghan ironically said. You were blushing so hard cause ofc all your friends saw that scene how Jeonghan picked you up in the bridal style and carries you upstairs. But you just let him carry you, because you actually enjoy that Jeonghan carries you and that in such a romatic way. As you two arrived upstairs Jeonghan opens a bedroom door, but it doesn't seem like your bestfriends bedroom, more like a male bedroom and you were right. The moment you lays you on the bed you realise that it is Jeonghans room and Jeonghan's bed you're laying in. His room smells so good, just like him~

Suddenly Jeonghan moves over your body and pins your arms underneath him. "You're so hot, the moment I saw you I coudln't resist. I didn't knew my sister has such an hottie as bestfriend". he says softly. "I also didn't knew that she has such an hottie as brother" you smirk at him "I also couldn't take my eyes of you Jeonghan~". "You look so hot right now...would you mind...?" he asks and comes closer to you, almost kissing you but waiting for your okay. You nod and press your lips against him. He kisses you so passionatly and deep, the kiss feels like an eternity. The kiss loosens as the two of you saddly have to catch your breaths. His breath feels so hot against your skin and you are longing for more so you go in for another passionated kiss and he kisses you back but the kisses rapidly turn into very wild and deep kisses. You slowly open your mouth to let him enter with his tongue. You don't have to ask him twice to take this chance, he directly took it. His tongue exploring yours and the other way round. You try to win the tongue fight but you're obviously too drunk to even have a chance to win.

The kiss loosens again and he whispers against your ear:"My angel, you're so damn hot, you don't what you're doing to me, looking so lewd. I want you so fucking bad. Tell me how bad does my little angel wants me"? Out of breath and so damn horny you answer him in your need:"I want you so bad please, please, please, please~ Please let me have you~" "What do you exactly want princess, tell me~" he smirks. He won't give you anything unless you beg him to give it to you. "I want your cock deep down my pussy please~" you moan at him so full of lust. He smirks exactly knowing how needy you are and how bad you want him but you won't get him that easy.

You already can see but also feel the bluge in his sweatpants. It doesn't make your lust any better. His member is pressing against your pussy as he is grinding a bit against your pussy to tease you. he wants to make you even more horny than you already are and he is succesful. "Does that feel good princess?" he asks you with a evil grin on his face. The only thing you let out is a moan that tells him that he is reaching his goal and that you can't wait for him to be inside ýou. He grinds another few times against you before one of his hands wanders down to your bottem and finds his place underneath your skirt on your panties You gasps as you feel his hand on your pussy. He grins in satisfaction. His hand stats to go under your panties and massag your alreafy super wet pussy. He's playing with your clit and he's gliding trough your folds.

"So wet for me my princess? You really must need me than" he whispers and finally plugging two of his fingers inside you and fingering you. You let out a loud moan, pretty sure that the others downstairs must have heard you, but you don't care, well, you don't have the time to care as Jeonghan keeps fingering you and making you hornier and wetter. With his other hand he's playing with your boobs, massaging them and playing with your nipples. His hand finding a way under your bra. You're clenching uncontrolable against his fingers and ofc he feels that and it makes him even go harder and faster. His grin get wider and you can hear his evil giggling. You can feel that you're close to orgasam against his fingers. "Jeonghan...I am...abou to...cum~Please, please, please~" you beg him. "Ahhhh...princess, not yet~ sorry~" he says with his angelic voices but you looking into the eyes of the devil. He aprupptly pulls his fingers out and you whimper as you feel empty and clench against nothing. "Awww, poor little angel~" he whispers.

You whimper under him full of lust and can't control your moans that leave your mouth. The emptiness in your pussy drives you crazy as you want him now even more. Out of lust you reach for his sweatpants and try to rub his cock trough them. He gasps but sits down on your lap, smirking and lets you rub his cock. As you rub his cock he let out a moan. You start to fiddle around his waistband and trying to pull his pants down. He notices this ofc and helps you undress him. He pulls of his sweatpants with his boxers and after you help him with his shirt, but he wants to do the same thing with you. So he pulls away your shirtand bra and pulls down your skirt.

Now you're laying there, naked in his bed, him over you also completly naked and you're loving it. He looks so fucking hot and he thinks the same about you. He's already worshipping your body, espacially your boobs. You can tell by the way he is looking at you. His eyes are filled with lust and hunger. "You're the most beautiful girl my eyes have ever witnessed. God must have created you itself, otherwise I can't explain why such a beautiful being like you exists. Can't you see what you're doing to me? Holding back right now is so damn hard, you just can imagine~". he whispers against your ear so lustful it makes you want him even more. "Baby, you can't even imagine how much I want you right now. It's insane and you're torturing me by holding beg and letting me beg..." you whisper against his neck. Now you have him, after your words he absolutly lost control. You forgot to use a condom but you're taking the pill.

"You little slut, now look what you're gonna make me do to you. If you want me so bad, you get me that bad. You're begging is like honey for my ears~". With this words he posisions himslef infron of your entrance and let his tip slide over your folds and your clit. He keeps teasing you by slightly dipping his tip inside you and than again sliding over your folds, he repets that a few times. You are a whimpering mess under him and you start to lose control. You beg him to already fuck you. "Please...please..I can't handle this anymore. Please let me feel you already....i want you so bad~" you beg him while you're a whimpering mess. Those were the words he wanted to hear from you. Without asking him twice he pushes his full lenght slowly inside you. You almost moan super loud again but you covered your mouth with one of your hands. he gives you time to adjust yourself and make yourself feel comfortable before he starts moving inside you.

"You ready?" he asks you in a soft voice. You nod and he slowly starts to thrust in you. You having trouble holding back your moans as he completly fills you up with his cock. "Naaahhh baby let me hear your sweet moans. Let me hear you moan my name" he groans. You stop holding you back and start to moan without controling yourself. You're moaning even louder as he fastens and keeps thrusting a little harder. Your moaning his name endlessly. Your head feels so dizzy due the alcohol but he also starts fucking you dumb. He keeps thrusting inside with the pace he found now and by the time you're just a moaning mess underneath him moaning his name and begging him never ever to stop. He's so much willing to follow your desire. He won't stop fucking you dumb this night and he is making sure that not only your friends will hear you but also his neighbours.

As he keeps fucking you dumb you feel that you're getting closer and closer to your orgasm. Your pussy is clenching around his dick and your arousels are so creamy that they're dripping out. Jeonghan can feel that you're close to orgsam and as you you keep clenching against him he also feel his orgsam coming closer. Now he keeps thrusting harder but not fast as he wants to cum after you and creampie you so bad. "Jeonghan...I am cumming...please let me cum~" you whimper. He wants you to cum so bad around his dick you can't even imagine. He keeps thrusting and there you are squirting all over his dick, covering his dick in your arousels. By the feeling of your warm juice, you're clenching and you having your ogasm, he can't hold back and cums deep inside you moaning.

He lays down on you, his head shoved in your neck inhaling your sweet and sweaty scent. He licks along your neck and tasting you. You moan as he do so. Feeling his breath against your skin and his heart pounding against your chest feels so nice, you wouldn't trade this for anything. "Thank you my angel, you felt so heavenly. Look what you did to me. I told you so~" he whispers exhausted against your neck. You smile as he says that feeling so happy. He pulls out and the creampie reveals itself as a good amount starts flowwing outside. He must have cum A LOT. Before he lays down next to you he cleans you up and the mess you two made. After he lays down next to you he is wrapping you in his arms and tugging you two his blanket. He brushes the hair out of your face and placs kisses all over your cheek and your neck. You press yourself closer to his body as he cuddles you. His body feels a bit sweaty, no wonder, and so nice and warm against yours. You feel like you're in heaven. You just fucked with the most handsome man you've ever seen and now get cuddled by him?!?! Truly heaven. He is like an angel with a devil's smile. So mischivous and sexy.

"So Y/N...maybe this comes a bit late, but I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend. I really like you a lot and well, I enjoyed the evening with you so much, even before we fucked. I fell for you right before that, so what do you say?" he asks you in a voice that sounds kinda nervous but still so soft it's heavenly. "I thought we already are baby~ I absolutly fell for you the moment I saw you: I love you so much, you can't even imagine~". you giggle and giving him a feeling not to be nervous about that. "So you're my princess now" he grins happily and gives you a kiss on your neck and brushes along your hips. You smile by his words and enjoy his touch. "I love you" he whispers, "I love you too~" you whisper and give hive a kiss.

Not much time passes till you fall asleep in his arms from his soft touches against your skin and him cuddling you. He also falls asleep pretty fast but made sure that you fell asleep before him to see if you feel comfortable. You slept like you're in heaven with this angel next to you~

So that's the story "My bestfriends brother". I hope you enjoyed it. Please keep in mind that all of this is just imagined and I don't want to harm anyone. So just enjoy reading it :) If you have any ideas for the next ff please let me know, have a nice day!

[darylsgarden]

[birdfvcker]

hell naah 💀💀

[majortomyourcurcuitsdead]

Some S2 E2 thoughts

Just rewatched a second episode of a second season; what a good one it is.

I wanted to write out some thoughts I had about Aziraphale’s and Crowley’s dynamic while watching it; this may have been discussed already in one way or another, but I think this aspect is so omnipresent within the series that it can sort of be taken of granted, and possibly overlooked. I also like analysing out loud, or, like here, by writing it out (it's good for my as I like to call it my acting brain).

So, my main point being is (and it can divulge into a different one in a bit cause I am sleepy yet passionate about this)- Both of them see through each other, like no one else they know does.

Crowley’s “I want to destroy children of Job” ? (Naah, Aziraphale doesn’t buy it)

Aziraphale’s responses to Crowley ~ - Whose side are you on? - God’s of course. - Oh, really? The same God that wants me to whack the kids? - Yes… (Crowley’s like lmao angel welcome to the club I guess)

And please, this is so important to support this whole point - can we talk about Crowley’s

“What do you know about what I want” bit

The facial expression, tone of voice and the eyes which we luckily have a quick glimpse of in this scene (and I have a suspicion that it was done on purpose so they are visible here), they scream “I see and understand that you know me, but it’s too dangerous for me to just be who I am. So let’s continue, at least for now, to play this game and let me create the illusion that I am a demon that I am, they need to see it. Not because I sincerely want to actually be one, fuck that to be honest; I just don’t want to die. Am I angry at this? Do I even feel a certain contempt, actually directed at myself for where I am at? Yes. Can it be better? No”.

But I also think that this is buried quite deep in the case of Crowley; you could say it’s subconscious (but most likely with time and at some point comes more to the light). I also realised with rewatching and reading other’s thoughts about this, this I-want-to-destroy-children-of-job-and-stuff “shield” for his own survival has actually grown thicker with time. (And what I want to add, not deep enough to actually sincerely want to be evil, that wouldn’t be the character we have; at least in a canon way we have now).

It’s interesting because Aziraphale is not quite the same [yet], in regards to a stance with his respective “offices”; so they are not fully mirroring each other in this aspect [again, and hopefully yet]. (As an additional note, the most similar Aziraphale was to Crowley in this regard was right after the failed Armageddon, but as we know at the end of Season 2 he returned to Heaven with a newfound hope to make it better).

Yes, Aziraphale sees through Crowley and Crowley sees through Aziraphale. But it’s only Aziraphale who actually wants to be a part of Heaven. And more precisely, he stands for what Heaven is on paper (love light peace etc), which is in fact very obviously very questionable in practice. And excuse me, Crowley? The Shuhite Crowley who in the end saves children (and also later down the line is concerned about feeding ducks with bread? Pure evil incarnate yes). Definitely a very loyal servant of Hell.

Crowley is obviously way ahead in his journey of being the odd one out, and this episode beautifully shows a muuuchh slower downhill route of a similar nature for Aziraphale (“You’re going to fast for me Crowley” much?) But that being sad, Crowley assists him on his journey when he feels is a right moment to do so, by nudging him in a direction of questioning Heaven (cause he sees his Angel is deep down in his propaganda sh*t and Crowley just wants him out of there), but also just by being there where Aziraphale is in distress without making uncomfortable moments more uncomfortable for him (I remember specifically this being pointed out by someone already, I will make sure to link the post once I find it). So as mentioned, both of them see through each other, like no one else they know does, right? Imagine how the will see through each other even more clearly after both of them are on the same page in this regard.

Ok I will be going to sleep .. soonish cause if I said "now" that would be lying tbf I just take tooo long to prepare for sleep