#hehehohohaha

[ufo20010]

[brunagesa]

[soilarius]

stupid drawing

THE ARM AND THE HANDS 😭

[sercphs]

⠀⠀⠀⠀The Knave is no stranger to the responses of children trying to assure themselves that something is not as big a deal to them as it is. Nervous quips slip through, no matter how practiced their mask, when something tucked away in the back of their mind is forcefully dragged to the forefront of their attention.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Try as Tonia might to cover her reaction, that accursed gaze leveled upon her by the woman holding her arm does not fail to notice the utter vacancy of reply for the first few moments, before the girl finds proverbial ground to stand upon as she tries to recuperate from the unforeseen consequences of her actions.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀And then, there is another error made.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Before the Knave finds the words to stop the child, she embeds her pike into the unstable ground - already loosened from her earlier bout of arrogance, leading to what little stability remained quickly slipping away.

"You fool."

⠀⠀⠀⠀A simple, jagged retort from the Knave as a single action from her younger colleague drives the proverbial nail in to what could shape to be a literal coffin of stone. The groan of the ground, the crumbling from above.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A distinct snapping of silken string.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Her gaze turns up to the thin line she'd used to lower herself down to catch her colleague, intent on having used it to pull both of them back up - watching as it gives way alongside the ground it was secured to.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Snap, crumble, collapse.

⠀⠀⠀⠀It's few seconds at most, before their secure position dangling over the chasm below becomes a freefall, the light of the surface rapidly shifting from a gaping tear above them to a pinpoint in the distance as the pair descend deep down into the world below - the old ruins of a bygone age.

⠀⠀⠀⠀For a freefall that lasts less than a minute, it could feel like an eternity before anything below comes clearly in to view - an old and forgotten ruin deep below the world they knew. The landing is graceful of course - an unfurled wing of blazing baleflame catches the fall, dragging the child almost by her neck to relative safety atop an ancient tower.

⠀⠀⠀⠀Gracelessly does she deposit Tonia upon the ground, finding her own footing as the wing disintegrates, and-

"What were you thinking? You know better than to strike an unsteady surface when your life hangs upon it."

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀No longer does she speak with a hint of gentleness.

no plan survives the enemy or bullheaded girls - continued / @sercphs

As they say, fake it till you make it.

The shining pinnacle of advice that you've dutifully followed since you were raised to the position of Harbinger - and thrown into the shark-infested, blood-tainted waters that is working with your colleagues.

(Really. A nine year old child, made to contend with peers far more senior and just as powerful - you weren't actually born with your arrogant carefreeness, as much as you behave otherwise. And so, if a child is supposed to stand on the same level as them...)

And so, wearing the mask of the reckless fool, you gladly act the part over the years - until the fear and hesitation melts away into certainty and confidence. Until your peers were less akin to scary monsters gazing down at you, and more akin to the annoying coworkers you blithely complain about for real. Until life gives lemonade because you skipped over the lemons part.

Still, the lemons are technically still there. Fear and the haunting echoes of yesteryear, just buried somewhere that it doesn't show anymore.

The crumbling floor gives away to more than just an endless pit. It shakes that little box in your head where you stuffed your childhood weaknesses; as you go from standing on solid ground to nothing, your eyes glimpsing the darkness all the way below - a memory comes to the forefront, involuntarily.

It's a very similar, disgustingly familiar memory. You are a couple years younger and instead of being inside some ruins, you're outside, in the wintry forests of Snezhnaya. There are flying wolves. A cliff. Your foot slips—

(you're screaming your brother is yelling the Abyss swallows you both whole, only spitting you back out in the end)

The memory both ends and cuts off with something grabbing your arm. In the past, you continued to fall, falling for what felt like forever - nothing stopped the drop, back then. But in this moment, though you feel gravity's pull, you don't feel the accompanying wind and force of actually plummeting into the depths. You're staring and staring at the cascading darkness, but it just doesn't rush up to meet you, like it did that time.

Very strange. Huh. You blink. Another blink.

Then blink some more, as your ears and brain start to work together again, and you realise someone's holding your arm, and that someone is saying—

"What?" A placeholder reply, as your brain reboots, starts turning the cogwheels after they came to such a sharp halt. "I'm—hey! I know what I'm doing! And, you - this is still a victory, and this isn't dangerous! Which is to say, everything is fine and you're a dummy! Like you and everyone else always are."

You finally get the sense of mind to use Cryo, willing it into a long pike to stab into the bedrock as some support to hold onto. You then proceed to glare (pout) at Arlecchino with your fiercest staring (squinting) eyes. "Anyway, I'm fine, so how about you let go so I can climb up? Because I don't need your help! A-And I didn't need the rescuing either! I would've been fine!"

[markthecrtmonitor]

stream on wednesday @ 10pm silly man time

[fishytehfeesh]

Miscellaneous Violet sketches you got no context too because I am evil hehehohohaha

[beresaad]

BEFORE / AFTER GIF CHALLENGE i got tagged by @leopardmuffinxo!! tysm!!

tagging @pavus (hehehohohaha) and @kynarreth (hi helllo! feel free to ignore this if you want!)

[peste-bubonica]

Hehehohohaha I have been thinking have a thing

(Corpse Spouse) Eclipse probably would've put a bounty for your safe return. When he can't find you, might as well dangle money so you get betrayed for greed, right? Well when you return to the town to get your things you're caught by a group of guys. You're obviously not going quiet so you're given...reminders to behave. One results in a nasty knock to the head.

Eclipse sees you and while joyful he notices quickly you seem...off. You don't look at him with distain, in fact you don't give him any emotion. You just seem so confused. And red and sore. Unfocused. Perhaps it's from where you were hiding? He still feels off about it. He sends your parents away with you and takes the group that found you away to pay them.

He tells them while you were found safe you weren't quite sound so they'll get half of what he offered. Still a good amount of money but yeah. He disappears behind the corner...and listens.

And in their complaining he finds out why you seemed so off.

How dare they hurt you. Sure you were kicking off, but to hurt you? To leave marks that would no doubt bruise?! He's furious. Raving mad. He's smoking at the mere thought. He had to accept people had to put their hands on you to grab you, but hurt you? He's enraged.

He returns with a line. Oh dear it seems his optics are acting up. Can they check to see if he has their right amount? Good old human greed.

Closer then that. Closer. Closer. Closer.

Too close.

The morning comes and there's a doctor waiting to check you over. Indeed those men caused some bruising. Took that money and ran, you know? Didn't even say goodbye to their families. But what does that matter now? Eclipse needs a new suit for his wedding! His one is very burnt...and weirdly very stained.

Yes!!! This is great.

Eclipse would absolutely pay to have you brought to him, for a lot of reasons: 1) just another way for him to show you his power, 2) it’s, in a way, more effective and easier for people your size to search for you, and 3) it’s another way to show you that you’re not safe; that at any given time people will betray you for the right price, family or otherwise.

Truly, that hit gave you a break. Unfocused, a bit light-headed, why did you even leave? You missed your family, and Eclipse wasn’t as insufferable, maybe you’ll stay. You felt… happy. A bit dazed, sure, but you were fine!

So they hit you? Another reason for Eclipse to hate humans. How dare they?! Those lowlife pests didn’t deserve to live. ‘He didn’t tell them that making you compliant was off-limits’?! He shouldn’t have had to! Everyone knows that you’re off-limits, in every sense of the word.

Next you see Eclipse, something changed, and tell him as such. ‘Your face looks different. It looks new.’ ‘I hadn’t seen that suit before; looks nice.’ ‘Your eyes look like fire, and you are really warm. Are you all right?’ ‘It’s one of the faceplates you made. This occasion demands perfection.’ ‘Ordered it custom for now. I’m glad you like it.’ ‘It’s simply my delight of having you back showing.’

Ok ok, but imagine… y/n gets slight memory loss from the hit.

Eclipse… you know him; it’s a familiar name, as familiar as your own mother’s and father’s, so he must be someone close, right? Wait… he’s your husband?!

You… he… you don’t remember, but you are told it was a happy marriage, before you were… kidnapped. That means you should love him, then. you don’t feel anything for him, except maybe apprehension.

You remember two other; your kidnappers Eclipse tells you. You don’t remember their names, nor their actions; you remember their face, though. So similar to Eclipse, yet at the same time not alike. you don’t forget Eclipse’s face when you tell him; you make sure to not mention them again.

All in all, you suppose you’re content, though you can’t ignore the shadows of doubt that lurk in the darkest part of your mind when Eclipse holds you, or when your parents tell you things you should remember. why does everything feel wrong?

[fatuismooches]

i know i literally just sent an ask but i had shower thoughts ok you need to hear me out immediately (Not really) (but please)

So we see dottore in his.. fucking bird getup during the tatarasuna incident right???? if his plague doctor ass outfit is his modern one then did he just have a phase during the mond incidents???? do his clones have some sort of sentience???? YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I DONT GET IT WAS HYV JUST TOO LAZY TO GIVE US WEBTTORE CRUMBS IM CRYING IM SOBBING.... DOES HE PUT ALL HIS SEGMENTS INTO LITTLE OUTFITS TO SEPARATE THEM????? BUT THE LEAKS SHOW DIFFERENT MASKS FOR EACH OF THEM BUT THEY'RE ALL OF THE SAME STYLE SO??????? I DONT KNOW

you dont get it im crawling up the walls i need answers

and and and and then there's the fact hes Cool Calm and Collected™ during tatarasuna and hehehohohaha during the webtoon????? is that segment just like, extremely young?? (probably)

i need to know the dottore timeline in full this isnt funny he's my meow meow my babygirl even i need more information on him why is he in hyvs basement IM GOING INSANE - 🎈 AAAAAAA

IM HEARING U OUT IMMEDIATELY !!!! 😭 BRO I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE WEBTTORE IN GAME

Well... from what I understand. The Tartarasuna Incident was about 400+ years ago, so Webttore is probably a stage in his life from before then. Perhaps the clone is from when he got expelled and just entered the Fatui, which could explain why Webttore acts like that. Brash, wild, loudly cocky... Prime probably died a bit inside when he cloned himself from that age and saw how he used to act and dress. He's glad he doesn't hehehoho anymore (he still has to listen to Webttore do that in the lab) We still don't know how old Dottore is exactly, nor how many years ago he was in the Akademiya, but I'm personally thinking he's quite old which explains the gap lol

I also need Dottore's full lore so badly 😭 He's genuinely so interesting and I want to know everything! The only thing we can hope is that he also has done terrible things in Fontaine so we can get a few crumbs on him 😍😓

[not-this-guy]

my most stupid and beloved au is a non-game au where in bro is just like that, its the brain damage, yea? but lil cal is a parrot. a horrible, huge ancient rescue parrot that’s older than him, nearly entirely bald but still manages to fly -- but only when you’re not looking. bro dresses it up in little outfits, hoodies and chains that he made. half the reason he remembers to eat and feed dave is because the cursed thing won’t stop screaming at him and trying to claw his eyes out if he’s late by a second. if he’s lying on the futon playing video games the parrot will be sitting on his chest and feeding him doritos. lil cal can mimic some phrases (bro, sup dude, aight, lil cal in the house - to name a few), but it mostly communicates by cackling ominously from the other side of the apartment - and beatboxing - if it starts beatboxing you better be ready with rhymes or it will bite you.  lil cal can open cabinets, doors and window latches if they’re not locked, and it’s always two steps behind bro. bro and it are as co-dependent as a man and his ancient evil parrot can be - he loves it more than he loves himself and dave combined. like come on, look at it. what could be better than this fugly looking parrot that only he can control - said by the man who has effectively been conditioned by the parrot instead.

to dave, bro’s the eternal “he’s not that bad”/”he don’t bite” in relation to lil cal, but like. the parrot absolutely is that bad and it does like picking on children - which dave happens to be for the entirety of his stay under bro’s roof. it’s not as vicious towards dave as it is towards bro, but the psychological torture is real - you haven’t known fear until a flying parrot drops a glass cup behind you and then sits there cackling down at you from the top of the door - effectively blaming you for the cup breaking, or scratches at your door trying to shimmy it open in the middle of the night while going hehehohohaha, like normal parrots are obviously known to do.

but hey lil cal rules, end of discussion.

[soilarius]

I think I might be slowly going insane

Bros about to get scooped again >:)

Edit: crusty desk reveal too

Edit #2: The scooping room got crushed so I had a throw it away 😭😭😭

[majimasleftasscheek]

Okay you probably noticed since I am as subtile as brick hitting glass but you're one of three blogs I have notifs on for and I just get excited every time cause you're so fun, you put a smile on my face with your takes on those silly geese even after I had a sucky day.

Basically just thank you for being awesome and keep on putting our favorite idjits through your shenanigans 😏💜

YO THANK YOU <3 

ngl I love seeing the same peeps interact on my posts cuz it's comforting knowing I'm consistently making someone's day a lil better with my work 😌💖

thank you for sticking around!!!

[pomegranate-vinegarete]

Hehehohohaha

IT’S DONE *breaks every bone in both my hands and also my ipad(the bones in my ipad)*

and art again bc i Think it gets it noticed better than if it’s just the video by itself

[martinmynster]

✨ "watching Tantawan excitedly hope on a ride to the cemetery with the man whose baby sister she killed to visit her grave while talking family matters with him as if they're just exchanging anecdotes" moodboard ✨

[incorrecthobquotes]

The plot device is stored in the Xie Lian

[startours]

not my therapist suggesting i write letters to people and not send them in order to process my trauma