#hehehe i love you mrs smith

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 26 ramble

the academic victim era continues. i like putting my lil personal bits at the beginning of these i think it humanizes me

ok. i have to pause mid intro song. i just hit my bowl of snap pea crisps and spilled them everywhere and i'm going to tweak

3 of them fell on the floor.. but they're kinda expensive so we don't get to have them very often.. is it worth it..

i ate them i don't care

this has become more about me than the episode i'm gonna unpause it now

we're so back

celia at work core!! she dgaf!!!

MEET HELEN. pls don't be a tory in this universe pls pls pls pls. i didn't fw human helen at all i am less excited than i was about basira but also basira was one of my all time favs forever

hiii aliceeee <333

magnusing is so me tbh if you think about it

so does alice's voice have a slight hint of that effect they use for chester and norris to anyone else or.. like she sounds computer-y and i don't know if it's just the microphone or something real

"take protection" "jesus christ!" "LIKE A BIG KNIFE OR SOMETHING" CRYING. see my mind didn't go there sam so what's up with that sam huh sam

the hell does celia have in her workbag wtf. queen what. it's the trauma "are you sure that thing is legal?" LMFAOOOOOO

ok i don't like you saying nauseas because i'm on TWO medications that make me nauseas and i just ate pls don't be gross

DAMN. i was gonna be like JARED? HOPWORTH? but it's jared 'smith.' gerard jared is kind of like michael

P.E. teachers creep me out but probably because the only one my high school has ever officially had got fired my freshman year for spanking girls in the locker room and they never actually replaced him they just had various sports coaches take over

yea this is freaking me out already i don't like it

oh that's so sad the dad fucking died poor kid omg

wtf was he possessed by the soul of cross country. what is the horror here. ohh running for his life ok thanks

oh so the horror isn't mr jared it's what happens to him i guess. sorry man i shouldn't have called you creepy

this is just how my friends describe morning cross country practice

yeah so i was right to quit cross country in 5th grade then!!! running IS the horror!!!!

NOT THE TAPE RECORDER WTFFFFF IS THIS ERROR. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ARCHIVIST.............................................................................................................................................................................................

AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT AT AT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

we were right guyss it's an archivist...

IT SAID ARCHIVIST ALICE YES LOCK IN QUEEN LOCK IN SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HEHEHE SHE'S SO SMART I'M IN LOVE WITH U

yes alice connect those dots!!! connect them babe!!!!! i'm scared though to be honest with you

SHE DOESN'T THINK SHE KNOWS DUMBASS. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER OR I'M WRITING ANOTHER HATE POST ABOUT YOU. oh thank you sam i don't hate you

HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED hey helen

has celia shut down. oh my god she sounds really scared. probably because helen tried to eat her in another universe.

CELIA'S SO SCARED HONEYYYYYYY. wait now she's bringing up the magnus institute LMAOO

bloody big basement lmao it's where they keep the bodies

at least 20 years? it burned down 20 years ago? who's reaching out after it burned what

HELEN'S LAUGH MADE ME JUMP LMFAOOOOO HELP

SAM MEETING JACK???? SAM MEETING JACK??????? THEY'RE SO CUTE WTF OMG ur baby's a tory HAHA

celia you are being watched honeyyy you are you need to connect some dots. alice style. obsessed with her.

calling her baby goblin after that baby episode that celia was mentioned by name in hello. hello.

ok sam let's go no longer being as selfish thanks sam.

awe that's adorable i actually think he's been really nice lately holy shit.

LMAOOO WHY DID WE GET AN AUDIBLE KISS ON EPISODE 26 I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THOSE

[rottingbite]

Fenzi/Doll House.

Tom Keifer is the owner of the doll store“Cinderella”.

The setting is that he has loved dolls since he was a child.

He loves the dolls in his shop, so he has no intention of selling them.

He loves the dolls on sale as if they were living things.

As a result, the employees (Jeff LaBar, Eric Brittingham, and Fred Coury) became so creepy with him that they left the store and moved elsewhere.

Employees rarely come to work at the store.

(However, I am curious about the store, so I sometimes observe the owner from a distance.)

One day, David Sylvian came to Tom's shop to buy a doll.

He asked Tom, "Do you have any dolls with beautiful faces?"

David went on to say.

『The most important part of a doll is its face』.

tom answered.

『The faces of the dolls in my shop are all good』.

『This is the one that looks the best!』

He said.The doll he brought out was an L.A. GUNS doll.

(※・・・In Japan, when the 〝face〟 is written in kanji, it can be read as "GUN", so it is a play on L.A.GUNS.)

However, David does not like the face of the L.A. GUNS doll and leaves the store angrily.

Next up is Paul Weller from the Style Council.

(※・・・He is nicknamed ``Check Man'' in this manga. I don't know why.)

Tom says to Paul.

『When it comes to checking dolls, I'm better than you.』

Paul ignores Tom's words and says to Tom,

『Now, here's a quiz. What is my favorite Japanese band?』

Tom answers easily.

『checkers』

Paul ran away in frustration.

Tom ignores Paul and loves Slash's doll.

Next, Jon Bon Jovi comes to the store.

Jon asks Tom.

『Do you have a stuffed animal like Bubbles?』

(※・・・Bubbles: Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee）

Tom brings out a Michael Jackson doll instead.

『How about a Michael Jackson doll instead?』

John is scared.

Tom：

『This doll's face has been remade many times, so it has cracks, but this is the only one I have.』

Jon：

『How much is it?』

Tom：

『500 million yen (approximately 4 million dollars)』

Jon leaves angrily

『Bye!』

Tom：

『It's half price sale now♪』

Jon：

『I don't need it!』

Eric says to tom

『Tom, you have to treat your customers well.』

Tom：

『The doll is more important to me than the customer.』

Tom wanders around the store carrying a Cure Robert Smith doll on his back.

Eric：

『Hey! Stop dressing like that at the store!.』

Tom：

『Why?』

Andy McCoy, formerly of Hanoi Rocks, comes to the store next.

Andy：

『Hi!』

Tom：

『Hi!』

Andy：

『It's a little early in the season, but I thought I'd buy a May(Satsuki) doll for my son.』

Tom：

『I have a doll that is just right. Mr. McCoy』

Tom offers Andy dolls of Robin Crosby and Joe Elliott dressed as samurai.

Andy：

『This doll's face looks like a beast.』

Tom：

『If that's the case, how about this doll?』

Tom offers a Duran Duran doll

Andy：

『Oh! great!』

Tom：

『The price is 500 million yen!』

Andy：

『Then I'll take out a 50-year loan.』

Tom：

『The down payment is 100 million yen!』

Eric：

『Tom, stop it! it's ugly!!』

Tom is silenced by Eric.

Andy：

『Hehehe... 5,000 yen is cheap.』

Eric：

『Thank you for your purchase』

Tom crying：

『Wooown, my doll was bought!!!』

Eric is stunned：

『・・・understand?』

However····

Three months later, Checkman Weller's doll shop 〝Checkers〟opened directly across from Tom's shop.

Paul：

『Fumiya(Lead vocalist of Japanese band “Checkers”)-kun’s dolls are not for sale.』

Tom finally became interested in business, the three employees returned, and the number of customers at the Cinderella store increased.

(As a result, thanks to Paul, the store was able to run normally, so Eric thanks Paul.)

The End.

[dreamerswriter]

Beanfast Day 0: Kalim’s about to lose, Epel needs to run, and IDIA MADE THE WEAPONS?!

Every time Jamil makes food, I will question his true motives. He is up to something. 

Yeah, Kalim’s screwed. Jamil’s gonna bury him. He finally has an excuse to go after Kalim and win. Kalim’s not gonna make it. 

They’re really taking this seriously.... This is extreme.... 

Ok, besides the twins, Rook scares me too. He will hunt! Also, that’s a terrifying image.... Hey, TWST anime, don’t animate this please. 

He’s checking out his husband. 

WHAT?! HOW!? 

I.... ok.... You want to hunt/chase/compete with Vil..... I am going to stand away and walk over to Idia’s dorm. 

I.... He’s in love, but I’m scared. 

You’re into this?! 

Epel, run. If you see either of them, run. Actually, let’s just hang out with Leona. It can’t be that bad with him, right? 

YOU MADE A GUN?! 

Close enough....

One of the reasons I love you. My gems are for you! 

He... made the weapons ..... Idia, I love you, but WHAT?! 

Fire emblem can learn a thing or two from you. 

Adorable brother moments! 

This is cute, but this makes me realize Idia’s done this before... Fair. There are some days I don’t want to play a sport. 

Mr. Smith? Like a blacksmith? Tradesmith? I don’t know. Maybe I am reading too much into this. 

So, you can make your own weapons for this?! What is with this school?! Why is this the line I can’t cross?! 

Idia’s doing what I am going to do when Malleus’s chapter drops. Heheh, wonderful! 

I don’t know who is going to survive this. I really don’t. This is going to get out of hand. I know it. 

[baldimoreofficialacc]

After my return of the blog because I had motivation,I decided to revamp my AU. Calling it as:

"CORRUPTED HALLUCINATIONS"

An AU where it's similar to "The Mental Health Hallucination Theory" AU,about a theory of the Player having schizophrenia. But now it's improvement time since I finally had motivation when watching PGHLflims playing Baldi's Basics! The AU will take places to the 90's,well.. It's because Baldi's Basics is inspired by a 90's (horror)educational game,Why not adding it?

Now,the info will be at the blog,and yes! It's time for updates! Hahaha!

Revamped Names:

Peter "Maryjones" Smith(The Player)

Mr. Baldimore/Baldi

Patricia Walt(Playtime)

Principal Spencer "Percy" Miller(The Principal)

Billy Jolten(The Bully)

Gerald Shawnmores(Gotta Sweep)

Falker Prims(First Prize)

Arts and Crafts is just the same name btw. And [f1_3n@M3/.NU11b31n&Tπ3S@M3]

Now,you all know what it is. It's an ask/rp blog,so feel free to ask some questions for them!

Now here is some designs! (Others will come soon,also don't mind me watching PGHLFLMS lmao)

[NO MORE BAD STUFF THAT THE MOD/CHARACTERS DO NOT LIKE,OR ELSE YOU WILL BE REPORTED AND BLOCKED!!!]

Warning:

This blog has some unsettling features going on,such as [aNY WARNING STUFF,MOD IS TOO LAZY TO TYPE IT ALL,FEEL FREE TO LIST SOME]

Have fun asking them questions! And more importantly,have a great learning at Healthcare Educational School!

- MOD

Side note: [Comics and Art stuff will be included soon,and if you love my stuff,feel free to show some arts and fanfics that you loved! And also,OC's and Crossovers are also included! Hehehe! ^^]

[seelestia]

HELLO HELLO HELLOOOO !! :DD

You're probably wondering why I'm not using an anon to ask right now- but that question will be answered as soon as you scroll down to the bottom of this ask, so don't spoil yourself before you've finished reading the entire ask >:D

ngl I don't have much to say other than send you some tiktoks that I wanted to send lmaooo

Here's a cute scara tiktok :P

Here's an tiktok that made me so speechless that it's hard to describe

that last link made me think of you, not cuz of what the tiktok was about but because the tiktok starred al haitham and ur the first one I thought of to send it to huehuehuehue (sorry if i scarred u, or should I say scarra-ed?)

and here's the main purpose for this ask!

I just saw your new oc on my dashboard and thought "hMmMmMm, I have an idea :D"

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Here's a lil gift from me to my dearest author! Thank you for always answering my answers and being one of my first online friends :''D!! Thank you as well for having accepted my requests and prompts <3 (albeit all of them were angsty hehehe) - Ever so sincerely yours, Jae 👹✨ <3 (i hope u like the drawing!!)

JEWJDKDKKW??? JAE, HELLO??? I AM SPEECHLESS RN. i wasn't expecting to obtain the honor of having my boy drawn in your art style 😭

AND I AM HONORED because:

1. your art style is sooo pretty and squishy like an edible soft slime that i'd 100% sprinkle sugar on and eat???? I LOVE IT SM <3 (/pos)

2. jae, you don't really need a full fledged reason to come into my inbox 🤧 like you can literally just leave a tiktok link with a "heyyy, liaaaa :D" AND I'D STILL RUN OVER TO ANSWER YOUR ASK !! >:) (/g)

3. i am resisting the urge to include your art on caelin's official profile so i can show it off to everyone. like the will smith meme with the proudest grin on my face, yes. (but only if you'd give your permission, ofc~ i totally understand if you're uncomfy! i'd still cherish it either way hhhhh <3)

ngl, the first time i saw boss scara, i went "aww, look, he's in there" while knowing fully that he'd wring my neck if he hears me say that LOLLL but YESSS, nyehehe to your heart's content, mr. crazy chaos bringer with mommy issues 🫣 (/j)

I CHOKED AT THE ALHAITHAM ONE. all i said was that i wanted to study him like a lab specimen but viewing this tiktok made me feel like my face is being shoved into his chest and idk how to feel 🚶(/j) BUT THE SOUND EFFECTS AND THE CLOSE-UPS, HELP. yes, it definitely scarra-ed me... until aethernity... PERFECT COMBO MUAHAHA

and now, i shall return the trade by offering you these two tiktoks: the raidens' reunion abridged and scara in grandpa pj's that reminds me of you >:)

TYSM FOR THE GIFT, JAE <3 I LOVE IT SM WORDS CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS 😭 it's always been a joy to talk to and go crazy stupid with you !! <3 and tbh, you didn't even need to thank me because i can assure you i never ever feel tired when it comes to answering your asks >:) you can imagine a samoyed puppy pouncing on you for a hug because that's me rn. (/lh)

[fifteefoolish]

rqg 188 // illegible ramblings

im going to both applause and gently bonk ben and alex on the head! fuck that was such a good episode!!!! they bounce so well of each other and ben is also very good at being alex's crime puppet! i'm also sooo fucking proud of hamid and i really loved the way bryn played that scene. cel, oh cel... i adore their thought processes and relate to them so much. i'm very excited to see what'll happen.

mr zolf smith, gosh i adored the voices and once again ben fucking killed it. just a joy to listen to their conversation! god i love feryns voice so much! azu!!!! i want 1 azu to give me a hug 2 to give azu a hug 3 to give grizzop a hug. that wom womp that ben gave when she couldn't summon topaz, i can fucking hear the fact he know's what's going on, which is also fascinating. it sucks to see him like that but also azu mm i hope she's okay! it's gonna suck for her and be hard to listen to but despite the situation it's honestly such a joy to hear grizzop. basically i was too busy being impressed and fascinated to be sad! also! i am sad. i am worried about who oscar is going to see. my guess leans towards sasha? although grizzop was the last one he saw out of the 2 and he probably has a lot of feelings about grizzop saving him like i do, i think that despite knowing sasha lived that he will have a lot of feelings about that. if so sasha where would it be? on the glassed factory in Damascus? he'd walk up the hill to there from the campsite and see her completely isolated in the centre of the factory (next to the pump hole hehehe) or maybe he'd wake up at his desk in his office in damascus or the temple of artemis. maybe then azu and wilde can have a hug. i would hate for it to be sasha, as much as it sucks for it to be grizzop, i feel it would hurt all the more from her. either way BIG HUGS after please and thank you mr newell.

[huntective-kyeo]

❗Warning❗ TYPOS, SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. And English is not my first language. Kinda angry hehehe

This is my first time to post it here and I hope you like it. Feel free to criticize my writing so I can improve.

So enjoy.

FIRST FANFIC

My Father is Dean Winchester

Dean POV

I sat down on the chair and open the lid of the beer. It's been hectic two weeks. Sam and I hunt a witch in Colorado and it took us a week to find the witch and killed it. That witch got Sam to bruise his ankle, and a concussion but thankfully nothing major injuries that needed stitches and so. Most of all the sonavabitch wore witch almost touch and probably hex my Baby which I did make her pay for it.

All in all, it took us a few days to get back at the bunker and now I'm sitting on the chair, probably wanted to eat some pies and get drunk.

My thoughts interrupt when the door opened and I looked up wonder who that person is. My instinct is to grab my trustful gun and aim it towards that intruder. However instead of getting alert, and hunting instinct it exactly quite opposite to what I feel right now.

Third POV.

A girl took a deep breath and with her shaky hand, she holds the handle and she pauses before she opened the door.

She didn't know what to do or what to say. She felt nervous to face them all. She wants to keep it secret however it keeps harder and harder to hide all the symptoms she felt during the last few months.

with heavy heart and soul, she opened the door and wish that bunker is well as empty as when she leaves it a few hours ago.

She didn't notice that the Impala, her first love park on her usual spot, she didn't notice a man sit on the chair seem like thinking something, she didn't notice her dad.

Dean POV

" y/n? " I blurted out. I didn't notice that my daughter y/n leave the bunker without telling us, or wasn't I?

Y/n my precious daughter, my little sunshine, and the only reason aside from my little brother who keeps me alive. 16 years ago Her mother and I met at the bar and happened to have one night stand. I was drunk to forget us condoms. I didn't realize it until, nine months later, Kylia found me and she shove the newly baby born into arms. I didn't hear her rants about not wanting kids because I was so fallen to my baby girl. I swear y/n is the most beautiful baby girl that I've ever seen. From that fateful night, I swore that I protect and love her no matter what.

With the help of my brother and my family, we did a good job raising a finest and yet mini-me y/n which kinda bit frustrated when she becomes a rebellious teenager and seeking for a new way to hunt.

I know that being a father and hunter ain't hood to raise a child in a world full of darkness but I did try my best to become a father that she deserved and not the father that I used to grow up

I again clear up my throat and by the time that I saw her, I know something is terrible up. Called it father instinct. My stomach began to feel something that I don't know if it's about the food or the worriedness about my daughter.

"Where have you been, I told you not to go outside not unless if you needed something but should-" I stumble and am shocked by a sudden hug coming from my daughter. My eyebrows meet and speculate more thoughts about what happened to her during a few weeks.

Then suddenly y/n cried up and my heart broke up thousand of pieces. Through I used to her cry of nonsense but this is different. I can feel it.

I began to think of a different reason why she cried like this. Is she on her period? Did a boy break her heart? If it is, then who? Oh god, my baby girl is heartbroken?! No-no-no.

" Hey, baby girl what's wrong? " I managed to ask a few words as I stroke her hair.

I didn't get her reply as she continues sobbing and sniffing on my chest. I continuously stroke her hair and rubbed a small circle on her back. With her tears I heard, I began to tear up which probably I got hurt when my baby girl gets hurt.

I saw Sam holding a can and some books and gave me confused look. I know he was confused about what is going on and the same as me. I only gave her shrug off before concentrate on keeping her calm down.

I sigh and sing a song that makes her calm down. It's a song that I always sing to her whenever she feels scared and upset. it her lullaby and till now I always sing to her when she felt like this. And now even though she's growing up ain't stopping this.

'Hey Jude, don't make it bad

Take a sad song and make it better

Remember to let her into your heart

Then you can start to make it better'

I sang softly and smile. I heard her sobs subside and her shoulder is no longer tensed. I kissed her head and quietly sing the rest of the song

By the song ends, y/n look up to me and hate to see her red-rimmed eyes and red nose face at me.

" Daddy... "

Y/n POV

After the song finish, I felt quite comfortable and my heart no longer pains me.

" daddy" I called up again. I hate seeing my dad worried glances and I wanted to back down but I know it's too late, now that I cried to his chest, and makes my father worried.

" what's wrong, princess " I nearly chuckle to hear the old nickname that I used to love but hate now. I should give my father annoying and death glares to him but I'm drained and tired to argue with my father.

Instead of the reply to his question, I took a piece of paper inside my leather jacket. With my shaky hand, I hesitate to give it to him. I saw my father unfold the paper and read it.

I know he reads it as I saw his face turn to a worried and horrifying face. I bit my lip as teardrops start to stream to his face and suddenly it aches my heart.

I didn't realize that my uncle Sam was there and he took the paper that my dad read it. My dad was frozen and saw Sam has the same reaction but he stumbled a bit and luckily sat on the chair or else he would hurt more.

The air was tense and several minutes seemed like a century to me as I was forced to see my dad and uncle of their horrifying reaction.

I was about to leave them and lock them up in my room but my dad grabs my wrist and put pressure on it, so I couldn't shove it off, I hesitate to look at his now red-rimmed eyes just like mine.

" Is this true? "

My heart broke as I nod

" when... When did it start? "

I flinched to hear a tone when my dad wanted a straight answer but I could see the difference of it. Instead of deadly and threatened, it's a broken and saddened tone that probably haunt me the rest of my life.

" honey, when did start... " I look up to him as a surprise to hear the familiar fatherly sweet tone that only me can know.

"a few months ago. When you just back from purgatory dad... " I mumble but I know that dad heard it because he mumbles coherent words that I know he's cursing, I wish it's not from me.

Then suddenly my dad sat down on the chair and then he hugged tightly couldn't breathe but slightly loose the tightness but still hugging me

" We can pull this up alright, we will. N/n we will fight this together okay, we'll find ways to rid this shit. We will be on your battle. " I then look up at my father and saw the tense and urging look " we will fight this out but you'll do your job ok, you'll kick this shit out, and keep fighting. Don't give up okay please, little n/n. " I heard him crack as didn't say anything considering, I was crying again and the inky response I can get is nodding.

Then I hug my father again and I feel another wrapped strong arms. I smile softly that uncle Sam joined the party. Now we are Complete, I feel like I'm ready to fight this shut out.

" Winchester is hard to kill, not even cancer. " I chuckle to hear uncle Sammy spoke.

"Yeah right, so you gonna do your part little princess, aright. Don't give up. " My father kiss my forehead. We parted away and wipes the tears we have. We laugh as we sniffle then finally our tears died down.

My father, Dean wipe the remaining tears and I look up to him confused. I saw him sad and regret my eyes and my heart sank.

" I love you N/Niepie, " then he kisses my forehead.

----AND CUT!!! ---

" Nice work J2 and Jodi damn there are no dried tears here " Robert yelled as all the staff and crew wipe their tears. " okay thirty minutes break, Jared, come to me I gotta asked you something" he added.

A group of assistants swarms the actors and did their task. Some wipe their sweats, do makeup, fixing their hair, and so on.

Jensen chuckles a little bit and wipes the remaining tears from his eyes.

" nice job dude, seem like the Days of our Lives gig paid off huh" A sixteen years old, young actress Jodi Smith tease him.

He rolled his eyes and ruffle her hair. " nice try but no you not riding my Baby" Jodi groan and about to reply when her assistant came and whisper to her ear "You're lucky, Mr. Ackles. Robert needs me now but I won't stop bothering you not until I sat on the driver seat and ride the impala".

When Jodi is out of sight, Jensen Ackles began to walk through his trailer. The thirty minutes of break is not enough of yearning for his daughter.

By the time he got inside. He locks it and sits on the couch. He rubbed his tired face as he grabs the old filthy Cinderella wallet. Today scene was emotional to him, not because of the scene itself but because he truly did miss his daughter y/n

In the finale of season 12, alongside Jack Kline played Alexander Calvert, and y/n Winchester played Jodi Smith we're both introduced and a new cast of Supernatural. Jensen was supposed to be glad that there are two new members of their family, but instead, it replaces guilt and dreadful feelings.

It's not the new cast members but the fact that Jodi Smith portrays is seem a great punch to his heart that he starts to realize he still has a daughter that should be taken care of.

No one knows not even Jared. Danneel and the kids, the crew nor the fans knew that the great Jensen Ackles has a secret daughter and only his close family knew about this truth.

" I'm sorry princess, How I wish I was there for you but you know I can't."

Jensen stroke a faded picture of an eight-year-old girl holding a doll whilst hugging the twenty-year-old Jensen Ackles.

" I'm sorry, I love you" he kisses the picture with so much love and tears began to stream down his cheeks

Hope you like it keep safe everyone. Reblog and like will yah.

[flamingblinglove]

Hey Rei! I’d love to know Melon, Peach, Vanilla and Orange 🙈

Hehehe hi Mrs Commander ~

Melon: My first impression of you

HAHAHA my first impression of you was "Oh, this follower of mine is so supportive!! She's so sweet!!!" because you signed up for my taglist on my side blog 🥺

Peach: What I like most about your blog

Your love for Mr Smith is strong and evident in your posts and reblogs <3 and your writings too!!! So soft I love it ☺

Vanilla: What I like most about you

I love how supportive and kind you are, and I'm so sad I didn't follow you back sooner *sobs* but yay, better late than never!!

Orange: My opinion of you now and our status

We're honorary members of the Veterans Wife Gang <3 and we're mutually poisoning each other every day <3

Mutuals only asks

[haileykangg]

11.16.21

HELLOHELLOHELLO LOVESSSS today is fav and least fav things aout ms. nikki smith and mr. albert luu :)))))))))

FAVORITE THINGS

Nikki: LITERALLY GIRL BOSS BRUH ACTUALLY ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET also the actual sweetest soul <3 i love you sm!!! sososoos kind and caring hehehe

Albert: his bike 👀 also very funny. solid jokes. makes me laugh :D

LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

Nikki: lowkey scared of you for a fat minute HAHAHA BUT I STILL LYYYY

Albert: runs too dang fast :')

you guys are the best love y'all

[yooniesim]

because i’m bored, here’s my top 50 tracks and artists too hehehe. i just find it so interesting...

top 50 long-term artists:

BTS

My Chemical Romance

Panic! At The Disco

Sia

John Williams

Lady Gaga

Hozier

Fall Out Boy

Block B

Troye Sivan

The Killers

Evanescence

TWICE

Smyang Piano

Melanie Martinez

Florence + The Machine

Billie Eilish

Paramore

Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox

Lana Del Rey

Halsey

Boyce Avenue

TAEYEON

Relax α Wave

Kurt Hugo Schneider

Red Velvet

Sam Tsui

The Weeknd

A R I Z O N A

Twenty One Pilots

PENTAGON

BLACKPINK

DJ Okawari

Seether

BABYMETAL

Kyle Dixon & Michael Stein

SEVENTEEN

Maria Callas

WINNER

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Matt Corby

Crush

The 1975

BIGBANG

Sam Smith

Rachael Sage

The Greatest Bits

CHVRCHES

j-hope

Ellie Goulding

top 50 long-term tracks:

BTS, Blood Sweat & Tears

Wye Oak, Civilian

Hozier, Better Love - From The Legend of Tarzan - Single version

John Williams, Theme From Schindler's List

Son Lux, Cage of Bones

Julien Baker, Funeral Pyre

BTS, Spring Day

WINNER, FOOL

Japanese Wallpaper, Breathe In

Troye Sivan, BITE

BTS, Interlude : Wings

Tedy, Flames

Panic! At The Disco, Death of a Bachelor

Vladimir Vavilov, Ave Maria

BTS, Awake

Evanescence, Swimming Home

Lyu:Lyu, Suisei

Golden Youth, Where's Your Heart Gone

BTS, Awake

My Chemical Romance, The Ghost of You

Sigma, Find Me

Thirteen Senses, Into The Fire - Acoustic

Billie Eilish, when the party's over

Florence + The Machine, No Light, No Light - MTV Unplugged, 2012

Black Veil Brides, Knives and Pens (Acoustic)

gnash, i hate u, i love u (feat. olivia o'brien)

Evanescence, Lithium

X Ambassadors, American Oxygen

Billie Marten, In for the Kill

BTS, The Truth Untold

Bat For Lashes, Laura

j-hope, Daydream (백일몽)

Fiona Apple, Pure Imagination

Hozier, Arsonist's Lullabye

Yuna, Come As You Are

John Williams, A Dream Discarded

Matt Corby, Brother

Lucy Rose, Our Eyes

Melanie Martinez, Bittersweet Tragedy

Lights, Meteorites

Lady Gaga, The Cure

Halsey, Gasoline

MS MR, Dark Doo Wop

The 1975, Robbers

RM, tokyo

Matt Corby, Made of Stone

j-hope, Blue Side (Outro)

XYLØ, Afterlife

Franz Schubert, Piano Sonata No.20 In A, D.959: 2. Andantino

A R I Z O N A, I Was Wrong

anyone else have the same taste??? just me??? XD

[chateautae]

sammy i watched mr. and mrs. smith because of you and now i also watched pride and prejudice because of u 😩😩😩 P&P is sooo good like pls give me my own darcy! im gonna have to read the book next!! your influence to me sammy, ilysm 😭🤍🤍🤍

NAUR ANON you're so cute please they're such great movies!! and yes yes reading the book is just 🥰 i'm happy to be a good influence heheh, and I love you more 💓

[winchestersroadhouse]

Unnecessarily long tag game thing

Tag the person who tagged you and at least 5 more friends/people you want to get to know better :)

I was tagged by my lovely, wonderful and amazingly talented big sis @missmendelsohn :) Thank you very much for this! And for those who tagged me in stuff and I haven’t answered yet, I have all the tag games saved and I’ll work on them tonight to post ‘em later, okies? Keep the games coming, I love to know more about you, people!<33

Name: Ingrid Age: 21 Hair color: Dark brown  Eye color: Dark brown Height: 5′4′‘ Ethnicity: Caucasian Where you were born: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Where you live: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, heheh Birth order: Me and... oh well, just me :p Occupation: Student and intern in a Microbiology laboratory Relationship status: Forever aloooone, haha 5 Favorite books/series: Wuthering Heights, Vampire Chronicles, Pride and Prejudice, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Silence of the Lambs 5 Favorite comics/graphic novels: Uh-oh, I’m not much of a comics fan, sorry :/ 5 Favorite movies/series: Dirty Dancing, Back to the Future, The Incredibles, St. Elmo’s Fire and Some Kind of Wonderful 5 Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, iZombie, Once Upon a Time, Lucifer and Dawson’s Creek 5 Favorite characters: Dean Winchester, Blaine DeBeers, Killian Jones, Lestat de Lioncourt and Crowley Favorite food: Anything chicken Favorite color: Purple Favorite season: Spring Favorite holiday: Christmas Favorite animal: Tigers  5 Favorite celebrities: Jensen Ackles, David Anders, Colin O’Donoghue, Josh Henderson and Kerr Smith 5 Favorite musicians/groups: Elvis Presley, Whitesnake, Metallica, AC/DC and Royal Blood Hobbies/Talents: Reading, drawing, watching TV, listening to music, collecting Elvis Presley stuff, playing around with my dog, singing in the shower... just the usual. And my biggest talent is procrastinating, lol Hogwarts house (if you’re not an HP fan just put N/A): Well, I’m not an HP fan, but I once took a test and apparently I’m Ravenclaw MBTI personality type: INFJ Places you’ve traveled to: Hmm, nothing too fancy, just a couple of states near Rio 5 Places you’d like to travel to: GRACELAND!!! Egypt, Greece, India and maybe Disneyland?? Place you’d like to live: GRACELAND!!! hehehe, I don’t know, maybe somewhere in US?? If the president election result was different?? Lol Pets: I have one giant and sassy female labrador dog called Safira Mythical pet(s) you’d like to own: *takes online quiz* Oooh, it says Pegasus, I’m okay with that What kind of mythical creature you’d most likely be: *takes a quiz once again* Okay, so apparently I’d be a Centaur, which is kinda funny because I’m sagittarius... but I wonder how I’d actually ride a Pegasus while being a Centaur, I mean...  O__o

Tagging: @ifiwantmagicinmylife, @thekit-katniss, @imnotoverlyobsessive, @oh-valencia, @unamused-kookaburra, @flowers-and-crossbows, @yavannanorrey, @magicwhodreamer, @annabelleebythesea, @icantihaverehearsal18 and YOU! ^_^

[dtsansbule]

Five night at freddy's-小小故事4

*I don’t know English, but in order to make it easy for readers to read! I translate my own work.

*Please don’t read Chinese readers! Please work hard and look down at translated works. * There is a translation error! Please tell me if you have trouble!! I will try my best to correct it!

*此文是隨心創作，有沒有後續? 我自己也不知道。

*是看過 The Game Theorists 討論出的結果 和  GoldBox 的作品  後，想寫出一個有點不一樣的故事。

*劇情設定，會跟遊戲和大家知道的事，會不太相同。

*如果有別的看法，歡迎大家來跟我聊聊^^

上一章 下一章

_第三章_

Fredbear's Family Diner第二十周年紀念日，前一天....

"Smith先生，我來送Golden freddy還有其他玩具過來"Johan對為了明天親自來檢查的Joshua Smith說

"Aftons先生，真高興看到你。Antonio麻煩你把這些放到應該放的地方"Joshua抱了一下Johan，對著身邊的保全-Antonio Wilson說

"好的!老闆"Antonio接過推車，把玩具們都推走了

"Smith先生，我想跟你說些事，現在方便嗎?"Johan詢問Joshua

"當然Aftons先生，這邊請"Joshua邀請Johan到他的辦公室聊

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~我是可愛的分線島~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"我看看，驚喜箱放在這裡，這個很危險，還是放在倉庫裡"Antonio放好了裝著Marionette的禮物盒，看到裝在箱子裡的Golden freddy嘴角上揚，推著推車往倉庫放向走

"等到明天，所以的麻煩事情都會解決掉的"Antonio把裝著Golden freddy的箱子擺放在明顯的地方，邪惡的笑著慢慢的離開倉庫

"那個壞傢伙走了，接下來要把小金藏得好好的!不能被那個壞人利用!"Bel從Golden freddy嘴裡爬出來，看著裝著Golden freddy的箱子試著推動它

"不行!我太輕又太小隻了，推不動小金，真希望我能夠變得跟小金一樣大"Bel難過的低頭看著自己的手腳

"咦?我變成人了!! 雖然跟我想的不一樣，但是現在趕快把小金藏起來"Bel驚訝一下自己突然的變化，又忙起要把Golden freddy藏裡的事

"真是的!怎麼突然都不來了!我們今天嚴重缺人手耶!!咦!Teddy你剛剛不是說不來了嗎?怎麼來了?還有你在這裡做什麼?"一個穿著保全服的人，走進倉庫對著Bel說

"啥?我?喔呵呵，我突然想到我有東西忘了拿，所以回來拿。呃.Josh你有什麼事?"Bel看了看那個叫Josh的保全，認錯人，就順著他說

"我叫Jas，不是Josh，為什麼大家老是叫錯!!這不好笑"Jas生氣的跺跺腳

"呃..我不知道，既然不是Josh，那為什麼你還穿著這件?"Bel好奇的問

"喔...我只是懶得再送去修改，也不想再花錢訂做新的制服，再說老闆很摳，都不願意幫我們付這筆錢"Jas對於老闆明明有錢還這麼摳很氣

"呵呵~是啊!"Bel傻笑

"不說這個了!Teddy你應該穿著Golden freddy上去表演!你的戲服呢?"Jas叉著腰對著Bel說

"我...喔!在這裡!!Jas你先走，我換個衣服等等就來"Bel把裝著Golden freddy的箱子稍微打開給Jas看，又把Jas推出門外

"好~吧!"Jas傻著看著關上的門，只好離去

"呼~好險!要趕快把小金藏起來"Bel怕又有人來，趕緊將裝著Golden freddy的箱子放在這一堆箱子的最裡面，又將移動其他的箱子重新擺放好

"這個就是那個人說的戲服吧?雖然不是父親做的，但材質不錯"Bel摸了摸沒有裝機械骨架，只有布跟棉花的戲服，穿套在身上，最後拿起頭套戴在頭上走出倉庫

大廳這裡，舞台上Freddy Fazbear，Bonnie，Chica 三個機器玩偶在表演，舞台不遠處還有個設施-海盜灣，但很可惜表演時間還沒有到，簾子一直都是拉上的狀態。

舞台下正對面的是客人用餐的地方，家長們坐在這裡陪著孩子們看舞台表演以及用餐。

"Teddy你來啦!正好幫忙把這個拿到3號桌那邊那排客人點的，不要忘了要記得打找呼喔!"一個廚師看到Bel立刻將手中裝著餐點的托盤，塞給Bel指著要送去的地方，說完又趕緊回廚房去

"Teddy?你不是請假了嗎?"一個穿著Golden Bonnie戲服的人，走來打招呼

"喔!我的事解決了，所以我就回來上班"Bel淡定的說

"這樣啊!說真的，老闆真的很摳，明天就是周年紀念日，今天居然還要正常營業，偏偏今天人手不夠，廚房只有Phil一個人在忙，大廳沒服務生，原本還有George要來，但他來的路上發生車禍，可憐的George，今天得靠我們倆撐著了"穿著Golden Bonnie戲服的人話真的很多

"呃哼..Bonnie有孩子們需要我們"Bel看到有孩子看過來，趕緊提醒

"!!哦嗨~孩子們你們知道我是誰嗎?"穿著Golden Bonnie戲服的人，看到孩子們看著他，就拿出他的職業精神逗逗這些孩子們

"Golden freddy~"3號桌的孩子看到Bel走來開心的不得了

"你好，孩子看看我手上有什麼?喔!是你們的pizza來請慢用!"Bel將手中的餐點放低一點，讓孩子能夠看到的慢慢放在孩子的桌子上，順便將孩子脖子上鬆掉的餐巾重新圍上去

"謝謝你Golden freddy"孩子高興的抱住Bel

"不客氣!吃完記得擦嘴跟手喔!"Bel摸了摸孩子頭

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Google translation:

*This article is created by heart, is there any follow-up? I don't know it myself.

* After reading the results of The Game Theorists and the work of GoldBox , I wanted to write a story that was a little different.

* The plot setting will be different from the game and what everyone knows.

*If you have other opinions, please come and talk to me ^^

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_third chapter_

Fredbear's Family Diner's 20th Anniversary, the day before....

"Mr. Smith, let me send Golden freddy and other toys to come over," Johan said to Joshua Smith, who will personally check tomorrow.

"Mr. Aftons, I’m so happy to see you. Antonio is bothering you to put this in the place where you should put it." Joshua took Johan and said to the protection around him - Antonio Wilson

"Okay! Boss" Antonio took the cart and pushed the toys away.

"Mr. Smith, I want to tell you something, is it convenient now?" Johan asked Joshua

"Of course Mr. Aftons, please here" Joshua invited Johan to chat in his office.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am a lovely branch island~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I see, the surprise box is here, this is very dangerous, still in the warehouse." Antonio put the gift box with Marionette and saw the golden freddy in the box rise and push the cart to the warehouse. Let go

"Wait until tomorrow, so the troubles will be solved." Antonio placed the box with Golden freddy in the obvious place, and the evil smile slowly left the warehouse.

"The bad guy is gone, the next thing is to hide the little gold! Can't be used by the bad guy!" Bel climbed out of Golden freddy's mouth and looked at the box with Golden freddy trying to push it.

"No! I am too light and too small, I can't push Xiaojin, I wish I could be as big as Xiaojin." Bel looked down at his hands and feet.

"Hey? I became a man!! Although it is different from what I thought, but now I will hide Xiaojin." Bel was surprised by his sudden change and was busy with the things that he had to hide in Golden freddy.

"That's true! Why didn't you suddenly come! We are seriously lacking in hands today!! Hey! Teddy, you just can't say no? How come? What are you doing here?" A person wearing a safety suit, walking Entering the warehouse and speaking to Bel

"Hey? I? Hehehe, I suddenly thought that I had something to forget, so come back. Hey. Josh, what's the matter?" Bel looked at the preservation called Josh, and confessed to the wrong person, he followed him.

"My name is Jas, not Josh. Why are you always wrong!! This is not funny." Jas is angry.

"Oh.. I don't know, since it's not Josh, why are you wearing this one?" Bel asked curiously.

"Oh... I just don't bother to send it to modify, I don't want to spend money on new uniforms, and the boss is very embarrassed, and I don't want to help us pay this money." Jas is so arrogant about the boss's money.

"Oh, yeah!" Bel smirked

"Don't say this! Teddy, you should wear Golden freddy to perform! What about your costume?" Jas said, bowing his arms to Bel.

"I...oh! Here!! Jas, let's go first, I change clothes, etc." Bel will open the box with Golden freddy to Jas and open Jas.

"Okay~ now!" Jas stupidly looked at the closed door and had to leave.

"Call~ Good insurance! Hurry up to hide the small gold." Bel is afraid that someone will come. He will put the box with Golden freddy in the innermost part of the pile and relocate the other boxes.

"This is the costume that the man said? Although it is not the father's work, but the material is good." Bel touched and did not install the mechanical skeleton, only the cloth and cotton costumes, put on the body, and finally took the hood and put it on the head. Out of the warehouse

In the hall, on the stage, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, and Chica are performing in three machine dolls. There is also a facility on the stage - Pirate Bay, but it is a pity that the performance time has not yet arrived, and the curtains have always been pulled.

Directly opposite the stage is the place where guests dine, and parents sit here to accompany the children to watch the stage performances and meals.

"Teddy, you are coming! Just help to get this to the row of guests on the 3rd table. Don't forget to remember to call for a call!" A chef saw that Bel immediately put the tray in his hand and stuffed it. Point Bel to the place to be sent, and then go back to the kitchen.

"Teddy? Are you not taking time off?" A man wearing a Golden Bonnie costume came to say hello.

"Hey! My problem is solved, so I will come back to work," Bell said calmly.

"This way! Really, the boss is really embarrassed. Tomorrow is the anniversary. Today, it is still normal. However, today's manpower is not enough. Only the kitchen is busy by Phil. The hall is not a waiter. Originally, George is coming. But the car accident on his way, poor George, we have to rely on both of us today. "There are a lot of people wearing Golden Bonnie costumes."

"Hey.. Bonnie has children who need us." Bel sees a child looking over and hurry to remind

"!! Oh, oh~ Kids, do you know who I am?" The person wearing the Golden Bonnie costume, seeing the children looking at him, took out his professionalism to tease the children.

"Golden freddy~" the child on the 3rd table saw that Bel was happy to come.

"Hello, child, what's in my hand? Hey! It's your pizza, please use it slowly!" Bel lowered the meal in his hand so that the child could see it slowly on the child's desk. By the way, re-enclose the napkin that is loose on the child's neck.

"Thank you Golden freddy" The child happily hugged Bel

"You're welcome! Remember to wipe your mouth and handcuffs after eating!" Bel touched the child's head.

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  人物介紹 / Character introduction: 

Johan Aftons

Willam的親哥哥，玩偶之家 的玩偶師，專門定做專屬的玩具以及修復玩具。

Willam's brother, the doll house of the doll house, specializes in custom-made toys and repair toys.

Willam Aftons

Johan的親弟弟，警察。

Johan's younger brother, the police.

Bel

Aftons家族三人共同製作出來的小小布偶熊。

A little puppet bear made by the Aftons family.

因為認為Johan是製作自己的身體的父親，所以只喊Johan是父親。

Because Johan is the father who made his own body, he only called Johan to be his father.

Johan15歲時，重新打扮，成為Golden Freddy的原型。

When Johan was 15 years old, he re-dressed and became the prototype of Golden Freddy.

Golden Freddy

Johan親手製作的第一個機器玩偶。Bel的弟弟-小金。

Johan's first machine doll made by hand. Bel's younger brother - Xiao Jin.

Golden Bonnie

Johan親手製作的第二個機器玩偶。Golden Freddy的搭擋。

The second machine doll made by Johan. Golden Freddy's partner.

Marionette

倒楣以及第一個受害的6歲小孩，死後成為驚喜箱裡的傀儡。

The collapsed and the first victim of the 6-year-old child became a surprise in the box after death.

Joshua Smith

Fazbear Entertainment 創始人，以及現任Fredbear's Family Diner的老闆。

Founder of Fazbear Entertainment and current owner of Fredbear's Family Diner.

Antonio Wilson

Fredbear's Family Diner的保全之一。

One of Fredbear's Family Diner's preservation.

Jas Walker

Fredbear's Family Diner的保全之一，超級在意別人的發音問題，或許是因為經常被叫錯名子的關係。

One of Fredbear's Family Diner's preservation, super care about other people's pronunciation problems, perhaps because of the often called wrong name relationship.

Phil

Fredbear's Family Diner的廚師。

Fredbear's Family Diner's chef.

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小彩蛋 / Small egg :

Jas這個角色是因為我太喜歡一部影片的梗+影片的人個個性。

The role of Jas is because I like the personality of a film and the personality of a movie.

B站  第一個影片(中文字幕)

The first film of station B (Chinese subtitles)

YouTube 第二個影片(無字幕)   第二個影片(中文字幕)

YouTube's second video (no subtitles) second video (Chinese subtitles) 

Q:為什麼有兩個保全?

Q: Why are there two guarantees?

A:這個問題，我只能說上一篇文章，真87之咬影片裡，原影片作者GoldBox的影片0:56裡是有兩個保全，一個是勸孩子不要靠近的名叫scott的保全，另一個聽到聲音探出頭看，卻嚇壞了也緊張趕緊勸的名叫Phone Guy的保全。又思考了遊戲第3部裡面說的一開始，餐廳並沒有特別的請夜間保全，事後來出事後才開始有請夜間保全。而且夜間保全只有一個。

A: This question, I can only say the last article. In the bite film of the original 87, the original film author GoldBox's film has two guarantees in 0:56. One is to protect the child from being close to the name of scott. The other heard the sound and looked up, but was frightened and nervous and urged to call the preservation of Phone Guy. I also thought about the beginning of the third part of the game. The restaurant didn't have a special night to save it. After the accident, it started to be nightly. And there is only one night save.

這麼說的話?一開始沒出事的時候，是有公司專屬的保全公司才對!而且有兩個人保全才對。

What to say? When there was no accident at the beginning, it was the company’s exclusive security company! And two people were guaranteed.

所以決定延用這個設定。

So decided to extend this setting.

Q:為什麼有兩套服裝?

Q: Why are there two sets of clothing?

A:遊戲第3部，一開始電話男有介紹，餐廳是有兩種型式表演，一種是機器玩具的表演和另一種是穿戲服表演。但是電話男有說姊妹餐廳發生不幸彈簧鎖故障事件，公司不用有彈簧鎖的戲服，彈簧鎖的戲服已經廢棄丟了。

A: The third part of the game, the beginning of the phone man introduced, the restaurant has two types of performances, one is the performance of machine toys and the other is wearing costumes.However, the telephone man said that the sister restaurant had an unfortunate spring lock failure. The company did not need a spring-locked costume, and the spring-locked costume was abandoned.

(如果是我解讀誤會的話，大家要告訴我QwQ)

(If it is my misunderstanding, everyone should tell me QwQ)

思考了一下，機器玩具身上的是彈簧鎖的服裝，可以脫下來當戲服穿?

After thinking about it, the machine toy is a spring-locked garment that can be taken off and worn as a costume.

也就是說老闆摳到只有一套服裝的錢，必須機器玩偶跟人一起分開時間共用?

In other words, the boss has only got a set of clothing money, must the machine dolls share time with people?

覺得實際上，老闆在摳，也是會出兩套服裝的錢，因為給機器玩偶穿上服裝，需要更多的時間，短短休息時間還不夠，更何況是表演時間。

I think that in fact, the boss is squatting, it will also pay for two sets of clothing, because it takes more time to put on the costumes of the machine dolls, and the short break time is not enough, let alone the performance time.

所以劇情改為餐廳是有兩套，一套機器玩具身上的是彈簧鎖的服裝，另一套是表演者穿的戲服。

So the plot changed to a restaurant with two sets, one set of machine toys with spring-locked clothing, and the other set of costumes worn by performers.

[dreamcatch22]

Dream Blog: The Departure

September 18th, 2016:

Much to my relief, Will Smith disintegrated, but he didn’t stop screaming or crying until his face completely evaporated. Sid immediately disappeared after him. George the Orangutan and I were the only ones left inside the world of the natural spiritual free form cleansing therapy. “Turn Me On” by David Guetta featuring Nicki Minaj did not stop playing on repeat, much to my built-up aggravation. We also kept doing the Macarena alongside the giant in a blue morph suit. The sound of Will Smith pitching a temper fit still rang inside my head until George the Orangutan caught my attention by whistling at me.

“William, I’m not going to lie, but this song that keeps playing on repeat is fun and catchy. I haven’t gotten sick of it,” George said with pure sincerity.

“Ugh! Are you kidding me, George?!? I hate this song. There are better EDM songs to listen and dance to,” I replied harshly and out of agony.

Much to my surprise, Matthew, who was one of my classmates when I took Werner Herzog's math exam, ran towards George and me. He was laughing and held a TI-83 calculator in his hand as if it was a baton.

Matthew bombarded me with so many questions and comments that I never had time to answer or just respond to any of them. He exclaimed, “Hi William! Hi William! What are you doing? Why are you dancing that way? It’s funny! Who’s this singing? I really like this song. Turn me on! Turn me on! Hahaha! Did I tell you that I aced my math test. Mr. Herzog is a tough teacher and he’s mean. But who cares! I’m a math genius! Hahaha! So, who’s the blue giant? Hi blue giant! Hi there! Hahaha! I love my calculator. It’s the best calculator ever. I am a math genius! Woo-hoo! Haha! I’m so cool that I can dance however I want! Hey William! Who’s the monkey dude over there? Oh, oh, I know. I know what he is. He’s an orangutan, but I’m going to call you Mr. Monkey! Haha!”

George the Orangutan offensively yelled at Matthew, “Boy, don’t you have any manners? I’ll give you a horsewhipping right now if I could, but I can’t stop dancing to the incantation of this fun pop song. You understand me! I’ll stomp on you like a hot banana pancake that accidentally caught on fire.”

Matthew immediately responded, “What does incantation mean, Mr. Monkey?”

George the Orangutan sternly replied, “I only go by George the Orangutan or just George. You understand me, boy?”

The obnoxious student continued, “But I want to know what that word means?”

George the Orangutan hesitantly answered, “It means that several sentences or even just words are used to cast a spell.”

Matthew responded, “Hahaha! So, this song is an incantation. It’s such a cool word. Knowing what this word means makes me even more of a genius. Hahahaha! I’m so smart! Incantation! I’m going to imitate how you and William are dancing now! Hehehe!”

Matthew did not shut up. I tuned him out and stopped paying attention to what he was saying and repeating. I prayed for a departure out of this final stage of the natural spiritual free form cleansing therapy. Matthew threw his calculator up in the air repeatedly, laughed out loud too himself, and incorrectly did the Macarena. I overlooked and paid close attention to George. He slowly disintegrated at a slower pace compared to my other comrades.

“Farewell, William! It looks like it’s my turn to disappear just like hot, delicious chocolate chip pancakes digesting in my stomach,” said George while he waved his arms at me until he completely vanished. 

I remained stuck with Matthew, who kept dancing and laughing. Matthew even made fun of me by chanting, “William, all of your friends are gone! All of your friends are gone! All of your friends are gone! They’re never coming back! They’re never coming back! All of your friends are gone! All of your friends are-”

The giant in the blue morph suit stomped his foot on Matthew, and the music stopped. My body stopped doing the Macarena. Relief untied the knot in my stomach. The shooting pain throughout my body faded away. The dead silence settled around me and wrapped itself around my ringing ears and unbearable migraine. I looked up at the giant in the blue morph suit and waved at him. He didn’t acknowledge my presence and walked away. Numbness ran up and down my body once the giant in a blue morph suit walked away. I looked down and saw that my legs were gone. I laughed hard and clapped my hands out of excitement until the rest of my body disintegrated. My prayer for a departure had been answered.      

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I’m here for the fan fic asks 💀

S - Sunshine = you. ☀️

M - Your bestie. Mia 😛

O - I wanted to spell SMOL = The size of Levi, you and me 💀

L - the love of your life Levi.

Hehehhe I love you my sister-in-law <3 also, be prepared for the long verbal diarrhoea answers~ and yes indeed, Levi really is the love of my life ❤️

S: How do you feel about fan art inspired by your writing?

So far the only person who ever drew me a fan art of my writing was @hashaneeee and she drew me flustered Levi from my Levi's Valentine chaptered fic!!!

Honestly I'm very honoured and happy that Tsuki drew it for me because I really wasn't expecting it 🥺 she captured Levi's expressions perfectly and I'm so glad that my writing inspired her to draw something out of it!!

I'm really touched and thankful at the gesture, and I appreciate it so so much 💕 I know I'm not popular or well-liked enough to have people draw fan arts of my writing haha but really!!! Thank you!!

M: What’s the weirdest AU scenario you’ve ever come up with? Did it turn into a story?

Instead of actor au... May I present the brain rot known as kpop idol au....??? Yep, that's it. That's the thought. I shall not elaborate more >\\< you know what I'm referring to xD

And nope there's no story for it yet, but I guess it would be coming soon.....??? Also, another brain rot I had for a very long time: police officer Levi x police officer fem!reader. I think you know where this inspiration is from, right? Hehe.

O: What are your thoughts on people writing fanfic of your fanfic?

I haven't encountered this yet but if this were to happen to me, I would actually feel really proud and honoured!!! The fact that someone loved my writing so much that they wrote something based on it is making my heart warm up with love and pride 💙

Also it probably won't happen at all, but if anyone were to really write a fanfic based on my fanfic... please let me know I would love to read it 🥺

L: Which of your fanfics was the most emotionally challenging to write?

It would definitely be my Dad!Levi headcanons part 1 and part 2, especially part 2!!!

I'm not sure if I said this before haha but before doing those headcanons, I first thought of how Levi would be like in a modern au based on his childhood, upbringing, and a lot of psychological factors. Once I had modern Levi's personality, behaviour, characteristics and traits done, I then based the dad!Levi headcanons on Piaget's Theory of Cognitive Development and Erikson's Stages of Psychosocial Development, and how adult Levi would behave in a situation like this.

Writing these headcanons (especially part 2) made me cry because I got so emotional writing them!! Firstly, among all my writing, I feel like Levi in these dad headcanons are the most 'alive' and real to me, and writing them made me feel like I was writing about Levi in real life, and I felt like I was writing about someone really close to me whom I loved dearly (well he is my husband so).

Secondly, the developmental stages follow a person from birth to death so, when I got to writing the end, it was really emotional for me and I cried so much. When people told me they felt emotional reading these headcanons, it gave me a bittersweet feeling because I managed to convey my feelings for Levi to my audiences and readers, and that as a writer was my biggest pride and joy. Also, I'm glad my headcanons of dad!Levi were relatable and heartfelt that people agreed with what I wrote.

These headcanons are my favourite and really close to my heart ❤️

Fanfic writer ask meme!

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REEEI!

For your character Bingo, may I have my husband, his tall sniffy bestie and whacko scientist bestie? (not asking about his grump bestie because you already did that :P)

i.e.: Erwin, Miche and Hange

MRS SMITHHHHHHHHHH ❤️ and with this, we have The Vets hehehe <3 also, my answers are probably going to get really long HAHAHA.

Erwin

I knew you would ask me about your husband HAHA because who else would as me about Mr Smith right???

Okay tbh I wanna talk about the 'wasted potential' here. Yeah a lot of people would definitely wonder how different everything would have been if Erwin was given the titan serum instead of Armin and yada yada yada. Of course I would want Erwin to live and continue leading the Survey Corps. With his brain (and big balls lol), his wit, and the fact that he dares to take risks and gambles, he really is a leader capable of achieving great things.

That being said, and although I am likewise extremely upset over his death, I felt like his death was necessary to somehow show that a leader can't be there forever. Eventually the leader has to step down and someone new would takeover the role, and this is how they learn to become great leaders. Also, if not now, when will Armin (and Hange) step up and achieve greater things? Everyone praises Armin for his analytical ability and all that, but if he isn't given the opportunity to showcase what he is actually capable of, then when will he get the chance to do so?

So yup, when I say 'wasted potential', I don't mean that Erwin's death was wasted. I meant it in a way that it was kinda sad he didn't get to live on to see the results of what everyone had been dedicating their hearts and lives for, but his death was necessary to keep the story going. (side tracking and some kny spoilers) It's kind of like how Kyoujurou's death in mugen train broke my heart and soul and I don't think I'll ever recover from his death, but his plot was necessary for Tanjirou's growth. If Kyoujurou never died, Tanjirou would never have achieved and done everything he did in the later part of the manga.

Also yes tbh I feel like I would be afraid of Erwin irl because he's sooooo intelligent and an extremely good talker, I feel dumb next to him lol and most of the time I think I'll just be listening to what he says without really understanding it HAHA. Also side tracking again... I know different people interpret characters differently and you can write whatever fanfiction you want about the characters. But honestly, I can't see eye to eye with a lot of the kinks and tropes people write Erwin with. Maybe I'm just boring HAHA and I am not throwing shade at anyone!!! It's just a personal preference and tbh I don't read a lot of stuff so yup. Call me close-minded or too picky, but yup I can't see Erwin as a kinky person.

And finally!!! Erwin + Levi + Mike THE BEST TRIO EVER. VETERAN WIVES UNITE. And with Hange, they can now drop their latest dapper top-selling album.

Mike

THIS. THIS AMAZING PERSON IS THE ONE WHO I FEEL IS THE REAL 'WASTED POTENTIAL'.

We hardly knew much about Mike and his life in the Survey Corps, and how Erwin, Nile, and him were all friends. I hated how people somehow only remember him for things like how he always sniffs people, how his olfactory senses are the most sensitive amongst everyone, and how he's the tallest character in the series.

Mike needs more love!!!!! He's more than that. He's the second best after Levi, but how many people actually know and remember this? Levi and Mike complement each other whether they're in combat or not, and I absolutely love them. I absolutely love Erwin and Mike's friendship too. They've been friends and comrades for the longest time, they know each other well.

I feel like Mike is always the middle man between Erwin and Levi whenever things get too heated between them. It's kind of evident with the little amount of Veterans content we have. When Erwin wanted Levi to join the Survey Corps, Mike was the one holding Levi and being in control of him. When Levi went berserk and shouted to Erwin saying that he'll kill him, Mike is the one holding Levi back too.

And somehow!!! I've incorporated their dynamics into my own writing too. In Levi's Valentine, Mike was the one holding Levi back after Levi and Zeke got into a fight.

Man, I just love Mike a lot and I'm so disappointed that people forget about him and only recognise Erwin + Levi + Hange. I wish we saw more about Mike. Honestly speaking, I just wish we learnt more about all the Veterans!!!!

Hange

Omg Hangeeeeeee!!! My irl best friend is a Virgo like Hange, so I can somehow guess and visualise how Hange would be like irl too.

Also!!! (snk manga spoilers!!!) I checked the 'wasted potential' not because I think Hange shouldn't have died. I checked it because given Hange's brain, thirst for knowledge and the curious mind to want to learn more about the world and everything beyond the borders, I feel like Hange would've contributed soooooo much to titan research and everything else after the war. I can totally imagine Hange being excited to empart knowledge down to the next generation and just being so enthusiastic over every small thing, so yup. To me it's wasted because Hange wasn't able to showcase all of their talents and they're just gone like that.

Also Hange is a really relatable and endearing character. I don't think I've come across anyone saying that they hate Hange, because tbh what is there to hate about Hange???? Given the little amount of time they had, I think Hange did a really great job as the Commander of the Survey Corps after Erwin died. And Hange laid a good foundation for Armin to take over too.

In conclusion, I love The Veterans. I love them more than anything else. And when I say The Veterans, I don't only mean Erwin Levi Mike and Hange. I'm also referring to Moblit, Nanaba, Rico, Ian, The OG Levi Squad and sooooo many others who have given their lives and hearts for humanity.

And if you've read till the end.... I love you haha.

Character opinion bingo!