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ay0nha · 3 years ago

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Hi, I saw your post about ideas for headcanons etc, you probably have a lot asked already but if you have time could you do a headcanon about current era Damon Albarn dating and stuff?

Ps hope your days get a lot better xx

First and foremost, this gif is the DEATH of me. Second, this is a bit messy BUT I LOVED this ask, so thank you so so much!

ZADDY damon (sorry I couldn't resist, let's get this show on the road)

I could TOTALLY see you and Damon meeting in Mali. Don't ask me how, why, or what, it's just written in the stars that for obviously cosmic reasons you two meet in Mali. (I don't make the rules...hehehe)

It becomes your place, your second home (third maybe? considering England and Iceland lol), anniversaries/birthdays/holidays/etc spent there

Learning French together, you obviously taking it a bit more seriously than he does because he’s more interested in learning silly jokes or cheesy pick up lines to tease you with

JEWELRY. If this gif isn’t hint enough...current Damon has been seen wearing more jewelry overall and I could see him coming back from his trips/whatever he’s doing with really important (and I know it in my BONES that if you’re not wearing it he automatically thinks somethings up)

Matching jewelry. Matching tattoos. Matching clothes. Matching everything. The two of you have become one in the best way possible and work like a well oiled machine.

I feel like he’s not huge on PDA, but he’s also not shy with affection and always has a hand on you...fingers connected when walking through a crowd, arm around your chair when you’re out with others, etc.

^^ really just occupying the same space so everyone around you is aware you’re each others but not in a possessive in a they’ve been together since the big band type of deal where if there’s one there’s the other.

My guy gets butterflies specifically when you’re warmth is directed towards him for example hand on knee/thigh while you tell a story not even noticing you’re doing it, but just to know even when you’re not directly talking to him, you’re still thinking about him (like he does to you)

I’ve noticed from a lot of interviews that he reads a lot more than he once has ---enter an unintentional book club with him (hear me out, it’s silly sounding I know)

Damon travels a lot, we all know this so you’re not exactly sure what time zone he’s in, but you always do what you can to help his jet lag. One day, he asks you to lay down with him (even though it’s only early afternoon) while he sleeps, naturally Damon clings to you while he rests but you pick up the book on the side table

Long story short, any book that’s been in your hands has gone into his once you’re done with it. He wants to connect with you on every level so much so he asks excitedly about the next book the two of you are going to read despite you not having another

Then before you know it, he’s coming home with all kinds of literature from all around the world for the two of you to enjoy

You going to every show you possibly can and the vibes are just immaculate

Without fail, every time his encore song is your favorite song

This next bit is a bit of concept that might not apply but let’s imagine it for a moment

lowkey I think it could be interesting if you were kind of kept a secret for awhile not intentionally, but you’ve both become more private people as life goes on, but you gotta love the fans attention to details so for example your favorite song always happens to play at certain concerts (ie the ones you attend), his eyes always seem to drift to stage left, you’re pictured in the back of a lot of his project/documentaries/videos/zoom interviews, sharing clothes and the fans notice it’s the same versace sweater he wore to the event, etc (ie matching necklaces)

But obviously Damon never confirms or denies...ok, six degrees of separation but vibes of when Jack Harlow responds to “are you single?” and he responds to it by saying “I’m happy” (from his chick shop date)

Kitchen Damon - cooking for you as a love language, chest/neck kisses while you sit on the island with him between your legs, always making an extra cup of tea for you just in case

This man has not lost an ounce of silliness and you cannot change my mind

However in current days he appreciates routines and schedules more and overall caring for himself which, as always, in turn, is also for you (ex. yoga together, 9-5 work schedule, him always having dinner ready for when you get home from your day)

However, it should be noted that he’s your biggest fan and supports your independence - him appreciating your sense of independence and striving to be like you/admires you

drooling over him in a suit and tinted sunglasses (we all know the pic I’m talking about)

Even as he’s aged, his hands are just to die for so as always...hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, soft and warm and comforting- even metaphorically, Damon is always a helping hand good times and bad times.

He could read you like the back of his hand, knowing when you needed space or when you needed to be as close as possible

He just seems so relaxing for someone so energy driven, like his countryside vibes/iceland vibes are where it’s at and it’s the perfect energy you need/match

Facial hair, he knows you love a bit of scruff so as part of taking better care of himself (I’m making him out as some self care king over here lol) and pays attention to his facial hair/hair and makes sure it’s that perfect scruffy for you to feel between your-

anywhoooo (hehehe), let’s address the mullet. It was a joke at first, pure fun but then you realized that you didn’t exactly hate it as after all the years you had a little more to hold onto, to play with, something that Damon didn’t let go unnoticed

However, when it inevitably had to do, you looked at Damon and he looked like your Damon, the Damon that you always swooned over, gold tooth and all

Another random thought - Damon teaching you his cigarette trick (and you naturally doing it a little better than him in which he feign jealously/annoyance but in all honesty he just feels pride with everything you do)

clubbing with him - acting like you’re young again and perfectly in your own bubble

another long story short, he not only loves you but he adores you, cherishes, you appreciates you, longs for you, devoted to you, the list goes on, but he is completely for you.

Hope you enjoy this :))

#q #damon albarn #damon albarn imagine #damon albarn x reader #damon albarn fluff #damon albarn headcannon #ask #damon #albarn #gorillaz

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oikadori · 4 years ago

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hi! can i have some dating headcanons with nishinoya, yaku, and sugawara? thank you! ☺️

DATING HEADCANONS

⇢ Incudes : nishinoya, sugawara, yaku

⇢ Genre//Warnings : f!reader, fluff , kinda suggestive (suga being h on main), swears

⇢ WC~ 1,1K

a/n: of course !! omg i had fun making these sksksk I love my libero squad along with the pretty setter hehehe, hope you enjoy this!! alsoo i changed my banners 😅😅

reblogs are highly appreciated!!

Dating him is such an experience to be honest

Nishinoya is naturally very loud and energetic, you’ll never get bored with him...I SWEAR

His perfect dates consist in doing as much things as he can squeeze into your schedule, arcade dates following by movies and ending in concerts or festivals

imagine jumping with a big crowd, you and nishinoya screaming their hearts out as you sing PLEASEE where do i sign??

Also, expect lots and lots of improvised trips. like, no destination at all. he just casually says “hey pack some clothes, we are going out” and you end up in the beach... or in the cafeteria downtown

I strongly believe that nishinoya is one of the bests persons to find comfort in, he is NEVER too tired for you

Whenever you text him about the bad day you had, he will be in your front door within the next 15 minutes

Nishinoya compliments you 24/7 and laughs the loudest at your jokes, even when they're bad. and his laugh is just SO genuine that you congratukate yourself for it

he unconsciously ends up giving you all of his hoodies and days later he would make a mess in his house looking for them because he forgot you have them

OMFG this baby crow is one of the most clingy and affectionate among the haikyuu boys

It is impossible for him to keep his hands off you! Especially when you are in public. Plants smooches all over your face and kisses your nose because “you look SO cute when you scrunch it up!! Do it again please”

ALSO your breasts are his personal pillows, i'm sorry for you >:) he buries his head in between them whenever he has the chance, mumbling about how soft they are

Dating Nishinoya also includes helping him to dye his hair, he sits with a closed eye smile on your bed, like a puppy waiting for a treat, as you tint his hair. feeling your fingers in his messy hair makes his stomach flip

I see him as the type who will drop everything he is doing, the moment he sees you crossing the door

Whenever you bump into each other in the hallways, he literally runs towards you to plant a passionate kiss on your lips, pulling you by the waist to deepen the kiss as if he hasn’t seen you in years

and the fact he doesn't do it for being a dramatic but for missing you THAT much makes it all so heartwarming :')

Nishinoya is just so proud to be your partner that he introduces himself first as your boyfriend before as karasuno’s libero i want him please >:(

Another short king that treats you like a queen 😌

He is very reliable and supporting but is the type that will also give you lectures when you do stupid shit

if you guys fight, he is not sleeping until you’ve talked it out, he hates going to sleep knowing you are mad at him, he doesn’t care if you end making facetime at 2 am

I bet it is very amusing for Nekoma to watch how his libero goes from angry yaku hitting lev to blushy yaku melting in your kiss all in the same minute

Always waits for you outside your class to lunch, shoulder resting on the door frame and hands on his pockets, a soft smile settling on his lips when you jog up to him

Honestly, he really loves PDA but he will hide it in public…or at least try it

Yaku tells kuroo YOU are the clingy one when in reality he is the one that wraps you like a burrito with his arms whenever you lay on the couch

since he gives me classy vibes, his ideal dates are taking you to a fancy restaurants…I mean have you seen timeskip yaku?? brrrrr

he LOVES to spoil you, like, at least two times per month you get cute necklaces or earrings or both!

gets super blushy when you appear during his matches and gets even worse when you start cheering him up, he start cursing under his breath “why is her voice so nice and sweet???” all while hiding his red face with a towel

really, sometimes he gets super surprised on how weak and soft you make him…which is the reason why kuroo always have a sassy smirk whenever you are around, ready to watch the red mess yaku is about to become

He deadass will get mad at you for how adorable you are and how his heart always seems to be about to burst everytime you laugh

if you sit together in class, he holds your hand under the desk as his other hand hides the silly smile on his face

even though yaku is a very dominant kind of guy he can also be insecure which makes him very possessive with you

remember those necklaces he gives you? They have his initials on them, a subtle way to tell all everyone you are taken

Yaku always makes sure you are packaging all the important stuff in your bag like he seriously would hand you pads or tampons because “I think your period is about this day of the month, right?” *sobs*

oh my god, I’M MELTING, okay give me a sec

All the things you do have the words "sweet" printed all over

don’t get me wrong, suga can be a little perv too. Open mouthed kisses in the storage room and subtle glances at your rear whenever you bend down…but still sweet tho

suga is the type of boyfriend who loves making handcrafts for you, I imagine him making for your 5 month anniversary a little box filled with polaroids of all your dates along with brownies he made himself!

yeah a real sweetheart, however, at the bottom of the box a nice, red bra is waiting for you ;)

He is super touchy-feely his hands always find their way to your hips, fingers digging into the soft skin drawing a few giggles out of you, causing suga to melt

When it comes to disagreements with you, the man is SO WEAK for you. He always ends up indulging you, not able to hold his angry face for too much at your pouty lips

Suga LOVES to see you taking initiative and definitely supports your ideas of dates and activities for both of you

But for him, the perfect dates are strolling across the city at night, watching your face under the lights as you resume him your day, hand in hand.

He just loves hearing you talk, when he can’t sleep he just calls you to fall asleep at the sound of your voice

Remember I said he can’t get angry at you? well that applies to you, too. you can't never get really mad at him, whenever you try to start a discussion he goes “boop” and pecks your nose not letting you talk <33

If he gets jealous, wait, when he gets jealous his perfect way to let everyone know you are taken is by leaving hickeys on strategical spots on you where they are visible enough but not totally exposed,

I feel like suga loves spending time with your family and will introduce you pretty quickly to his own too

Like, at dinners, you two would end up taking care of your little cousins or siblings, and suga can’t help to think how good you would look with your own kids, causing his heart to flutter

When he finishes practice he just rests his head in the crook of your neck, getting intoxicated by your scent before mumbling a sweet “hi, angel” as you drag him out of the gym...

and everyone is like “awwwwww” but that is because they don’t get to see how he is atacking your neck with kisses that will surely leave a mark

Thanks for reading!!

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inkykeiji · 3 years ago

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I'm the age gap anon. Just.. thank you so fucking much. That's all i can say. Thank you Clari. it means so much to me, to us both really. i just couldn't help doubting everything and myself since so many of the people i consider important seem to be against me and my boyfriend. We're considering moving for work since the first lockdown because it's very tough where we are to work from home. I didn't want to move because I didn't want them to feel like they won or something but now i see that it really doesnt matter. We'll try to look into buying a house if we can in his city or maybe in my dad's homecity which is ridiculously far but oh well. Can i ask what your favourite flower or plant is? Preferably something that can be potted. I got into gardening and general florist things during the lockdowns so id like to get your favorite one and name it after you. it may seem silly but I don't have many people close to me anymore even if we dont personaly know each other. Sorry if this sounds creepy btw, i know it's a weird habit to have. I have my boyfriend's fav succulent plant named after him and my dad. So yes again thank you so much clari. Everyone who gets to know you is lucky and blessed. you are an inspiration to me seriously. Thank you. and please never stop writing even if it isn't something related to bnha or another fandom. Your works are truly gifts to so many of us. I've been reading the latest touya nii fic over and over to feel comforted and calm whenever my man has to work since he can't take breaks (which is very stupid but his boss is a jerk) and it's my absolute favorite now. Please write more touya nii if you feel like it of course (:

And to the anon with the awful first time experience and the shitty bf.. you do deserve better and i hope you won't feel overwhelmed by us. thank you for sharing these worries and thoughts with us. you deserve only the best and that guy is certainly not even good enough for you. Stay safe and keep going, you're really strong even if you might not think so (:

hi sweetpea!! <33

aw luv i'm so so SO glad to hear it helped!!! i received this message while i was on my run yesterday and it literally made me tear up!! hahaha <3 that's understandable :( but you're 100% right!!! it DOESN'T matter!! all that matters is that you are both happy, safe, and comfortable <3

OH MY GOSH IT ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT SOUND CREEPY AT ALL OH MY GOSHHH I'M LITERALLY GOING TO CRY AGAIN HAHAHAHA please you're so sweet!!! and i think that naming plants after people you consider important is super super cute!! i do that with stuffed animals LMAO hmmm, my favourite plant...... ah that's so tough!!! i'm not huge into gardening or flowers or plants aside from like,, vegetable gardening hehehe so i had to look some stuff up!! i think number 11 (purple beauty!) on this list is so so sooooo pretty!! but i also think it would be super cute n cool if you picked one out for me!! so really it's totally up to you!! <3 i am honoured to share a name with one of your plant babies!! <33

aw bb you're welcome, and thank you so much for your incredibly kind words!!! they mean very much to me <3 i plan to write for as long as i live!! hehehe <333 it's such a special and important passion of mine, so!! rest assured, i will never stop writing <3 i'm super happy to hear that you're liking my newest touya-nii piece and that you're finding comfort in it!!! <3 and i plan to!!! don't you worry!! <33 i have about a billion things planned for touya-nii, but in december i'll have a lil fluffy smut piece coming out for him <3 so i hope you enjoy that as well!!

i love u so much anon and i'm literally overjoyed to hear that you're feeling better. thank you for your beautiful support for our fellow anon that's going through such a rough time!!! i think that's so sweet, and i really appreciate you expressing your love and concern for them as well <33

#stay safe anon bb!!!!#just aaaah so HAPPY i was able to help alleviate that anxiety a little <3 #sometimes i think it helps to get the opinion from someone who's completely on the outside you know???#because sometimes they have a different insight that maybe you can't see becuase you're so entrenched in the situation etc #it can be helpful to get advice and opinions from different points of view!!#tbh that's why i'd love to start my lil monthly sleepover thing aaaah 🥺#maybe in december or the new year eeeeeee #i'm so busy rn HAHA #anyway anyway i love u lots!!!!!#i hope today went well for you and i am always sending u health n happiness <3 #inky.bb #clari gets mail

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walpurga-nacht-academy · 4 years ago

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Djinn’s Bride! ~A Celebration of Love~

Part 5

[Walpurga Nacht Academy]

[Prefect Meeting Room]

Marcia: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!

Rosa: … Hey, hey, you’re kinda going overboard with the whole surprised reaction, you know? We’re already way past that.

Marcia: Haaaaaa? Don’t treat this like it’s just an everyday occurrence!

Rosa: Huh? But shouldn’t you be happy?

Marcia: Ha?! What’s there to be happy about?! Can’t you sense the situation here?

Rosa: Grr! I can! I totally can! That’s why I thought you’d be ecstatic to have all your problems solved like this! Isn’t this what you’ve been hoping for?! That ‘rich overnight’ type of success story?!

Marcia: YOU IDIOT!

Rosa: ?!?!

Marcia: Stuff like that doesn’t exist in reality! If something is too good to be true, then it definitely is! Don’t just take it for granted that things will work out so easily!

Rosa: E-Eh? What’s with this speech?! Since when did you have such a strong moral code?!

Marcia: It’s just common sense, Rosalia. Money that’s not earned through hard work will just trickle down between your fingers.

Rosa: Th-That was surprisingly cool coming from someone like you… It’s kinda scary seeing you like this.

Marcia: These things aren’t matters to laugh at. If I don’t take them seriously the old man will get disappointed in me.

Rosa: Marcia…

Marcia: That’s why, under no circumstances, can I just throw everything I’ve worked on to get married to this guy!

......

Besides he’s totally not my type, anyway.

Rosa: What’s with these standards all of a sudden?!

Marcia: Sorry~ I just don’t go for guys that look this silly~ I want a super cool looking husband that’s also filthy rich~

Rosa: Haaaaaaa?! Then what was with that speech just now?! Make up your mind already!

Marcia: Hehehe~

Blanche: Goodness gracious. This has gone on for long enough.

June: Tch. Fuckin’ headache.

Diana: …

Cass: U-Um, in that case, you wi-will not take Mister Djinn’s offer, Miss Py-Pyroeis?

Marcia: No way, no way! Hahahahahaha! It sounds super troublesome, you know?

Vita: What a shame. To think that you would willingly discard your golden goose just like this. My expectations were surpassed. Fufufu~

Marcia: … You still sound like you’re looking down on me, heh… In any case! That’s how things stand. So as you can see, I’m gonna have to turn you down. I mean I’m flattered and all that, but our timing just isn’t right~

Rosa: Geh, what’s with that obviously fake line? And turning him down in front of everybody…

Diana: These sort of things should be blunt.

Rosa: I-I guess, but you know…

Djinn: Ah, so that’s how it is?

Blanche: … He’s taking it surprisingly well.

Cass: Se-Seems like he’s an u-understanding person. Ho-How fortunate!

Marcia: Yeah, yeah. So sorry again~

Djinn: …

Marcia: Ah, but don’t look glum! I’m sure you’ll find someone who’s just your type~ Just keep looking! The world’s your oyster!

Djinn: … Hm.

Marcia: …

Djinn: …

Marcia: Um, i-in any case! Since you won’t be fulfilling any wishes, guess you can go back to your lamp now! Ah, don’t worry! Our dorm will take super good care of it and won’t be bothering you or anything.

Djinn: …

Marcia: … Ah? Uh?

Djinn: …

Rosa: … Hey, he’s still here… What’s up with that?

Cass: Ma-Maybe he needs help returning to his lamp?

Marcia: O-Oh! Hahahaha! Why didn’t you say that, man? Don’t be shy to ask for help! Here, here! As your kind master I’ll help you get back in the lamp and-

Djinn: … Actually.

Marcia: Ye-Yeah?! What’s wrong?

Djinn: That won’t be happening.

Marcia: E-Eh?! What do you mean?!

Djinn: Well, getting back there, is kinda, you know…

Marcia: Ye-Yeah?

Djinn: A huge hassle~

Marcia: … Huh?

Djinn: It’s~ sooooo~ lame~

Rosa: Geh! He’s just lounging on the table like it’s a sofa!

Blanche: It’s not as if he was much of a charming figure before, but…

Cass: Hi-His whole personality to-took a sudden shift…

Agatha: … Annoying.

Marcia: La-Lame? I mean, I guess I understand, but still… Didn’t you say the place is great?

Djinn: Ah, that… I was lying.

Marcia: Huh?!

Djinn: Yeah, it’s kinda small and cramped. Not to mention super dark. Can barely see anything in there.

Marcia: A-Ah…

Djinn: And it’s super lonely too~ Playing mancala against yourself is super depressing. Especially since I can barely see the board in the first place.

Rosa: … This guy’s life sounds sadder the more I hear about it.

Djinn: Haaa, I guess you’re right on that part, fluffy hair.

Rosa: Flu-Fluffy hair?!

Agatha: GYAHAHAHAHAHA.

Rosa: Do-Don’t laugh so loudly! It wasn’t even that funny!

Djinn: See~ That’s what I’m talking about! I want somebody to banter with and have fun. I’m super jealous of you guys~ Aaah, to be able to enjoy the world so freely~

Blanche: … He’s deeply misread the situation.

Diana: Mm.

Djinn: That’s why~ I’m looking for a wife~

Cass: He’s ju-just lonely in the end…

Rosa: Hmm, I guess we can’t fault him for this, huh? Alright, Marcia!

Marcia: Huh?

Rosa: Just go with him!

Marcia: HAAAAA?! NO WAY!

Rosa: But I feel super bad for him! Didn’t you just hear how pathetic he is? You’d be doing him a service!

Cass: Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Miss Morgainne! We can’t sa-sacrifice Miss Pyroeis li-like this!

Rosa: Eh? But didn’t you get that weird pitying sensation in your stomach when you heard him talk? Isn’t Marcia going with him the nice thing to do in this situation?

Cass: Um… I-I-I…

Vita: It would certainly solve this little issue~ I for one wish to congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials my dear magpie~

Marcia: He-Hey! Don’t marry me off, just yet!

Agatha: Hehehehehehehe… How… nice… you… get… to… be… a… March… bride…

Marcia: Nooooo! Listen to me!

Diana: Agatha. You’re wrong.

Marcia: Diana! You’re coming to my rescue?! I will worship the ground you walk on-

Diana: It’s June a bride should aim for.

Marcia: IS THAT REALLY THE PART YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT?! HAAAAAAAAAA?!

June: STOP YER YAPPIN’, DAMN IT!

Marcia: AAAAAAAAH! YOU MONSTERS! YOU’RE CASTING ME AWAY JUST LIKE THAT?! I’LL HAUNT YOU! I’LL SERIOUSLY HAUNT YOU ALL!

Vita: Oh~ What a delightful concept~ Is it not so, my dear Agatha?

Agatha: Hehehehehehe… seeing… the… chowder’s… agonized… face… would… be… fun… ehehehehehehehe

Marcia: HEARTLESS! ALL OF YOU! ABSOLUTELY HEARTLESS!

Cass: Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Miss Pyroeis!! Please!! Do-Don’t lie on the floor like this!

Marcia: AAAAAH, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE! YOU MONSTERS CAN JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT!

Cass: Mi-Mi-Mi-Miss Pyroeis!

Blanche: …. Djinn.

Djinn: Hm?

Blanche: I would like to make a request of you.

Djinn: Ha, didn’t you hear me, bunny? Wish granting ain’t happening here today-

Blanche: No, that is not what I’m referring to.

Djinn: Hm?

Blanche: As you can already see Marcia has no intention of following through with this arrangement. Forcing her against her will would only result in a miserable affair. This is why I believe it would be best for everybody to be done with this and move on. Don’t you agree?

Marcia: Blanche… BLANCHEEEEEEE!

Blanche: Do-Don’t cling to me like this! It is unpleasant!

Marcia: But!! I didn’t think you’d come to my defense like this! You’re an angel! A goddess! I’m eternally grateful to you!! My children will know of your-

Blanche: I understand already! So please, stop this right now!

Marcia: Blancheeeeeeeee!

Rosa: I-I guess Blanche is right after all. Forcing somebody to marry against their will is just…

Marcia: That should be common sense in the first place!! Seriously, why is your head screwed on backwards, Rosalia?!

Rosa: Huuuuuh?! Are you seriously calling me dumb right now, when I’m agreeing with you?!

Marcia: Don’t think I’ve forgotten how you almost sold me out! My only ally here is Blanche!

Cass: We-We’ve truly done something unforgivable…

June: Yer too harsh on yerself, Cass.

Marcia: And you’re not even trying to act compassionate at all!

June: HAAAA? WHAT WAS ‘HAT?

Marcia: Blegh!

June: I’MMA RIP ‘HAT TONGUE OUT RIGHT NOW, YA LIL’-

Blanche: I-In any case, I believe it has been made clear to you why I’m making this request.

Djinn: ................

Blanche: ...................

Djinn: … Gotcha.

Rosa: That was easy! That was way too easy!

Djinn: But… no can do on that one either, bunny.

Rosa: I KNEW IT

Blanche: ... Excuse me?

Djinn: As I told you girlie, sitting in that lamp is mind-numbingly boring and I don’t wanna do it anymore!

Rosa: That’s exactly what a brat would say!!

Agatha: That’s… ironic… coming… from… you… hehehe

Djinn: So given the situation, there is only one solution~

Marcia: Eh, what do you meAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[BOOM, CRASH]

Rosa: Wh-What’s with this wind current?! It’s like we’re sucked in!!

Blanche: It’s from the lamp! Take a good look at it!

[BOOM, CRASH]

Djinn: That’s right, that’s right~ We’re gonna settle this inside the lamp~

Marcia: I DON’T WANNAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Rosa: OUCH! HEY! DON”T PULL ON MY HAIR LIKE THAT! WH-WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!

Marcia: THIS IS PAYBACK FOR BEFOREEEEEEE-

Rosa: EEEEEH?! YOU’RE DRAGGING ME DOWN WITH YOU?! HOW MUCH OF A VILLAIN CAN YOU BE?! LE-LET GOOOOOOO-

Cass: Mi-Miss Morgainne!

June: CASS! SHIT!

Blanche: Himalia-senpai, your grip’s too strong!

Diana: ....

Agatha: Let… go… you… dumb… land… animal… Big… Big… Sis… !

Vita: My~ I shudder to think what a wondrous adventure awaits us all~ Fufufu~

Marcia/Rosa: THIS IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST-

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apenapaperandadoofus · 4 years ago

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Can I request a MC taking Saeyoung to a cat cafe for a date?! I imagine he would want to go crazy with all the cats but they would all run and hide behind MC. hehehe

CATS CATS CAAAATSSSSS

That’s adorable hell yeah!

Warning: get ready for so many cat puns you’re litter-ally going to want to scream so bad lmao

Furmidable Date! (Saeyoung x MC)

It had been a while since you and Saeyoung had gone out. Recently you had been busy preparing for the party, and Saeyoung was spending more time with his twin!

So one day, when Saeran had gone out to hang out with Yoosung, and you and your boyfriend had the day off, you decided to surprise him.

He was sleeping in, even though it was almost 1pm, so you jumped on the bed and started kissing him all over his face.

“WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPPPPPPP” you yelled.

“Aghhhh....Not the kiss attack....It’s super effective....” Saeyoung grumbled, and slowly opened his eyes, looking up at you.

“Why’re you up so early?”

“Saeyoung it’s 1pm please.”

“Five more minutesssss” he groaned and turned around, hiding under his pillow.

“No sir! If you don’t get up right now, you won’t get to see my surprise!”

“S U R P R I S E?!” Saeyoung quickly stood up and smiled brightly. “You got a surprise for me?! Why didn’t you say so?! I’m up!”

You giggled and ruffled his hair. “Well mister, first I need you to take a shower, because we have to go out.”

“Sure thing cap’n!”

Saeyoung gave you a little salute and walked over to your bathroom, an excited bounce in his step.

You couldn’t stop smiling, you just couldn’t wait to see his reaction!

Now you only had to get ready, so you sneaked up to the bathroom and surprised poor Saeyoung (he grabbed you and dragged you to take a shower with him tho lmao)

******

“OH MY FREAKING GOD Y/N WHAT THE HECK?!” Saeyoung screamed and quickly walked over to the entrance of a big pink building.

“YOU BROUGHT ME TO A CAT CAFE?! A CAT. CAFE?!” He asked with wide eyes.

You giggled and nodded.

Saeyoung looked like a child who had just walked into a candy store, and he was about to go inside the building when he quickly turned around and hugged you tight, spinning you around, and giving you a big kiss.

“I WANT TO MARRY YOU HOLY SHIT!”

“Well with a surpurrise like this I’d like to marry me too.” You chuckled and Saeyoung rolled his eyes, but a wide smile took over his face.

And with that, he grabbed your hand and quickly brought you over to the cat cafe.

It was absolutely, fucking adorable.

There were cats everywhere, each a different breed and color. The waitress smiled, and guided you towards a table near a bunch of cats.

Before she could ask what you would both like to order, Saeyoung raised his hand.

“Can I go pet the cats?!” He asked, his face in a serious thin line, but his eyes full of...determination? You noticed that his leg was quickly bouncing up and down under the table.

The woman nervously smiled. “W-well yeah, it is a cat cafe so feel free to-”

She didn’t get to finish her sentence as Saeyoung bolted out of his seat and went over to the cats.

“LOVE ME” he screamed, and the cats....well they did not want to be with him lmao.

“Someone’s excited.” The waitress smirked.

You shyly smiled and nodded. “He adores cats. That’s the reason why I brought him here, actually!”

“Aw that’s wonderful! Oh hey, if you get attached to a cat feel free to adopt it! We mostly take in cats from shelters that don’t have enough space, or families that just can’t take care of them, so if you want to adopt one please tell us! They’re all sweethearts, so don’t be afraid to play with them!”

You gave a nervous smile. You weren’t really sure about a cat at home. With Saeyoung.

Yeah that would be a disaster.

But of course you didn’t tell the waitress that, you just nodded and ordered your food.

After the waitress had gone, you walked over to Saeyoung, who was currently trying to lure some cats out from under a table.

“Having fun tormenting the cats?” You teasingly asked, and Saeyoung groaned.

“I don’t get why they don’t want to come near me! Seriously, is my love too much for them? Or do they just have a thing against redheads?” He pouted.

You laughed and sat down next to him, making some clicking noise with your tongue, while extending your hand so the cats could come closer.

“Y/N trust me, that’s not going to work. I’ve tried.”

He was proven wrong however, when the four cats hiding from Saeyoung came out and rubbed themselves all against you, one of them laying near your foot, the other in your lap and the other two getting pet by you.

“I’m sorry Saeyoung, you were saying?” You mischievously smiled up at him.

Saeyoung glared at you and tried to grab one of the cats, but they hissed at him, and Saeyoung looked at them, hurt.

“Aw Saeyoung don’t make that face! I’m purr-eety sure they’re not doing it on pawpose.” You winked, and Saeyoung tried his best not to smile.

“Well my beautiful Y/N, I’m having the feline that these cats are being super judgemental. And I did not come here to be treated like this.” He glared at the cats, and you laughed.

“Aw , I’m sure one of them will come soon....maybe....”

“HEY!”

And so while you both waited for your food, you kept teasing Saeyoung about the cats.

It was great and you had never enjoyed teasing someone this much.

Once the food came, Saeyoung gloomily made his way to the table, and you accompanied him.

While you ate you looked up at him. He was actually pretty sad, from the looks of it, and you actually felt bad.

“Aw Saeyoung, I’m sorry. I brought you here to spend time with the cats and have some fun...but I don’t think you are....” you sighed.

Saeyoung quickly shook his head, and grabbed your hand from across the table.

“Nonsense! You drove me all the way here to give me a surprise! And it’s not your fault the cats don’t want to be with me, maybe they just have a feeling that I may be to extreme with them.” He smiled reassuringly at you, and you raised an eyebrow as if to ask ‘really?’ And he nodded.

After the both of you finished eating, you went to the bathroom for a bit, and when you came back you saw Saeyoung who was laying with an orange kitty on his lap.

“Y/N I got one, I don’t know how but I got one and I want to keep it.”

“You want to keep him?”

Saeyoung nodded.

“I’ve gotten attached to him and now I can’t let go. Y/N, I’m ready to be a cat dad, it’s something I’ve been preparing for my whole life, and I think the time has finally come.”

You sighed and walked over to Saeyoung, sitting down next to him and petting the cat, who began to purr even louder. Meanwhile Saeyoung looked at you with some puppy eyes, begging for you to please get the cat.

“Saeyoung, you can’t even take care of yourself, how do you expect to take care of a cat?” You seriously asked.

Saeyoung+cat= disaster.

You knew that Saeyoung would care for the kitty as if it was his baby, you knew that, but you also knew that Saeyoung sometimes acted like a baby, and that two babies in a house were a recipe for disaster. If you already had to clean up after some silly little mess Saeyoung made, imagine with a cat?!

But as you were about to point all of that out, you saw him smiling down at the kitty, his eyes full of joy, and you couldn’t help but sigh.

“Fine. You really want him?”

“Yupyupyup!” He excitedly nodded.

You smiled and stood up, walking over to talk to the waitress from before.

After talking for a bit, the waitress happily made all the arrangements for the cat!

She was also giving you all the stuff you might need, and she even gave you a little collar! But as she was about to pick the cat up to actually put it on it she nervously looked at you two and bit her lip.

“So um...you see, most cats around here come from shelters or families. Some of them arrive alone...and some of them in pairs. They normally don’t get too attached but this one...well this kitty came with his little brother, and they’re both inseparable. The other one can barely get around without him, and I’m afraid if you want to adopt this one you’re going to have to adopt the other one too...but it’s fine if you want another one! There’s always-”

“We want them both.” Saeyoung said. He looked up at you, with a serious expression, but he was also looking for your approval.

The waitress looked over to you and you nervously bit your lip.

Well....two cats wouldn’t hurt right? Besides, the lady said that the cats were really close...and you didn’t want to separate them.

Finally, you sighed and nodded. “Yes. We would want them both please.”

Saeyoung and the waitress both gave you a big smile, and she got the other kitten to bring it over to you.

When you were done you said your goodbyes and thanked the waitress for everything, and you sat on the car, both cats sleeping peacefully on your lap.

As Saeyoung drove he kept looking at them from the corner of his eye, and when you asked if anything was wrong he shook his head and smiled.

“It’s just....I’m sorry, I know you didn’t really want to take a cat home, and now here you are with two of them. And I knew I was asking for a lot when I asked you to adopt one...But...when that woman mentioned that it actually had a sibling that he couldn’t really be separated from...it reminded me of me and Saeran.” He gave a dry laugh and looked at you. “Probably sounds really stupid doesn’t it? Comparing me and my brother to some cats?”

You shook your head and caressed his cheek.

“It’s fine Saeyoung. Even though it will be a lot of work, I’m sure we can get the hang of it. And your reason for adopting them is completely fine, I’m sure both kittens are very happy that you choose them. Besides, how hard can taking care of two cats be?”

.....

It was actually really hard lmao.

First of all, one of the kittens was way to fucking energetic. He would get on the counters and try to look for food, making a mess. He would also rip the curtains and run around the house jumping everywhere.

Meanwhile, the other cat had actually gotten really attached to Saeran. Literally.

He would follow him around everywhere.

At first Saeran didn’t want anything to do with the cat. He would glare at him, and whenever he followed him to his room he’d kick him out.

But slowly...Saeran got attached to him. He even gave it a name!

Midnight. (Yup Saeran is edgy like that lmao.)

The other one was named by Saeyoung, who named it Circinus, after the Circinus Galaxy (And you were glad he named the cat that, because one time he told you that if he ever had a kid he would name it that, and you just got a huge load off your shoulders by suggesting to give the name to the cat.)

Also, get ready for so many cat pictures spam.

Jumin and Saeyoung will get into a full on war to try and find out who’s cat is cuter.

(Zen didn’t even know what to expect when he logged in the chatroom anymore the poor man.)

Even though taking care of the cats was hard, you both really enjoyed it!

They were like your kids, and you and Saeyoung spoiled them so much.

Going to the cat cafe would be something that the two of you would do daily, and Saeyoung loved taking pictures of the cats and showing off to Jumin (who actually now wanted to start a cat cafe business. Honestly it wasn’t such a bad idea, except you had to make sure he didn’t overwork Jaehee.)

And like that, your cat adventure begun! Saeyoung would forever be grateful that you took him to the cat cafe, and he made sure to spoil you too!

You loved waking up to your boyfriend, and your cat sleeping beside you, the curtains letting in a bit of sun.

And those moments, you would think that your life couldn’t get even more purr-fect.

(IM SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO END IT AND I HAD TOO, LMAO)

Also it’s currently 5am, did I get up to write this? Yes, yes I did (fuck sleep amirite?) 😌

Hope you enjoyed it! :P

#mystic messenger #saeyoung choi #saeyoung x mc #cats #cat dad

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krenbotvt · 4 years ago

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What The Fans Of (Almost) Every Scarecrow Design Are Like Just by Surveying Rogue Tumblr for Approx: 5 Months. (Not in any particular order. Also this is a meme.)

Year One: You probably needed a childhood to relate to/needed a justifiable reason to stan one of Gotham’s biggest criminals. (but if your childhood involves being half-eaten by crows i am VERY concerned) BTAS: The gateway drug Scarecrow. You’re probably a gremlin, and also really like the Dork Squad(tm) TNBA: He’s under-appreciated, and you know this very well, but you’re also thankful that you get some of the coolest artwork of your favorite spooky boy. (Also the voice. 11/10 you want him to read sleepy hollow to you.) TAOB: You are one of the only 3 living fans of Adventures Of Batman Scarecrow, but you give absolutely no shit. You love that uncanny valley, near on clown-like scarecrow, and i feel bad for you, because you’ll probably never get art of them. Super Friends: I...Wow. Y’all really do exist... Galactic Guardians: YOU GUYS ACTUALLY EXIST TOO??? BATB: JAZZY. You like his hat, and his voice. You also probably enjoy a lot of older scarecrow designs as well. You get sad because you wish there were more content. The Batman (TV series): PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (But seriously though, you poor, poor things...There, There...) Assault On Arkham: AA Scarecrow in an otherwise good movie. Basically, you’re sad he didn’t get more screen-time. At this point, just stan: Arkham Asylum: ABSOLUTE GOBLIN OF A HUMAN. One of the gateway drug Scarecrows that lead you to The Rogues fanbase in the first place. You either love the serious artwork of him, love him drawn/written as a gremlin, or are STILL offended by his lack of footwear. Either way, you adore him and will remind everyone of it. Arkham Knight: OH FUCKING BOY. This can go one of two ways. 1.You love his writing (or don’t, but still stan), his poetic dialogue and his voice, and you also love how much he hams up the fear factor. You probably adore every artwork of him you see, and you REALLY love reading any fan-written material of him. You have many headcanons, and probably have googled A LOT of stuff to make them more genuine. Or 2. You are very, VERY horny... (But as a good friend once said, “these are not mutually exclusive.”) Nightwing And Robin: Aw, y’all are so cute! Here, have some tea with the SF AND GG Fans, I think they have Earl Grey over in the CORNER OF IRRELEVANCY. (But I feel bad for y’all too.) Unlimited: BEEF BOY. You’re either in the group of people that love Scarecrow designs that use scythes, or you like how strange, yet fun his appearance is. Most art of him is super colorful too. There aren’t very many of you, but the amount of you that I’ve seen seem like super cool people. You all probably also enjoy the next one: Batman/TMNT: You knew the movie was a wild ride from start to finish, but you love it. You probably also like birds (I know, really obvious.) There aren’t many of you, but you like the idea of a corvid-like Scarecrow, and you wish for more. Or...You may be a furry that also likes DC stuff, and that’s ok too! We too also oddly love that weird ass cobra joker anyways. Salecrow: You love his rhyming (which is arguably the best thing about him), but are also annoyed by the fact that most content of him use the same 3 images every time. You’re probably in the same boat as all the other scarecrow fans that genuinely want a proper medieval themed version of him. If you write/draw him, you’ve googled endless nursery rhymes. Its like Dr.Seuss up in this bitch. Also, them hands. Blackest Night: Chances are you’re still amazed that your favorite bag-headed master of fear even HAS that thing. You REALLY want him to wear that damn ring again, and will probably pay an arm and a leg to see it happen in a form of animated media. You also have very interesting artwork/writings of him. And your head canons are outlandish, but in the most fun way. (Seriously though, Hatter with a ring, huh...) Injustice: You either love the concept of The ScareBeast, or you’re here for the fact that hes voice by FREAKING ROBERT ENGLUND. Admittedly, you probably aren’t all too good at fighting games, but you still insta-lock him despite that. The Dark Knight: Cillian Murphy portrays the character rather well, but you either are unnerved by his strangely dreamboyish face, or would wish for a slightly older actor. But!!! Despite all that!!! You love him, and probably still quote “WaNnA sEe My MaSK???” (Although I see some of you get absolutely tired of that lol) I don’t see any loyal fans of him, but everyone seems to agree that he’s not too shabby (heheh... shabby...) Gotham (Tv Series): ...Hello? Where are you guys? I KNOW you exist! Show yourselves! Jokes aside, you either love him or hate him. Live action scarecrows seem to be a hit or miss for some. Harley Quinn (Tv Series): Softies. You adore everything about him. His dialogue, his humor, his very surprising accent, and his, albeit a stretch, questionable sexuality implications. Most art of him is very wholesome and good, probably because you’re STILL not over...Well... Maybe its better if I not mention it (all fans of him are the “If I see anything happen to them I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself” meme.). Detective Comics: Hroo Hraa, my friends. Hroo Hraa. Whether it’s his “Queer grasshopper leaps” or his strange laughter onomatopoeia, you can’t get enough of his antics. Nothing beats a classic, and the fact that there are still many of you that are fans of him makes me smile. New 52/Prime Earth: One of the few scarecrows that greatly changes his childhood, but you welcome the idea of it. He’s a very unsettling looking guy, but you’ll remind everyone that his writing makes up for it. He’s mostly treated like a semi-C tier villain in the continuity, but every time you see him you’re like “!!!!!!!”.You most likely have a list of every issue he appears in so you don’t have to suffer, and your heart still breaks when you read the scene with him and that one girl. (He said he was sorry, guys.) Batman:Hush: 2 and a half sweet and savory minutes of this guy, only for him to get kicked in the face? Nay, Nay, you say! A crime, you holler! You go to your keyboard to tell your friend about how good his character design is, and how well animated he was, but alas they say “that’s nice, bud.” Blast it all... The Lego Batman Movie/Lego in general: Our boy at his most gremlin. Sure, you know this is a 99% children’s medium, but that doesn’t stop you from smiling like a dummy every time you see him. He’s funny, he’s delightful, and he has... a weird obsession with planes? What is it with them and putting him in planes? Maybe he got a pilot’s license before he attended university? What a smart little block person! Obviously, I left out quite a few here, but these seem to be the most popular. There are SO many comic renditions of him, so It’d take my forever. (My poor fingies already hurt!) But please enjoy this silly little thing :’]

#tube says something #scarecrow #jonathan crane #gotham rogues

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fuckedurbias · 4 years ago

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a-z analysis for ateez hongjoong 💛

a = aftercare

joong would be the softest boy ;-; making sure his partner is okay and not too exhausted and would help them clean up - most of the time he’d do the cleaning up for them, obviously asking if they’re okay to do it themselves first or asking if they want him to help them. he’d bring the tissues and towels from the bathroom onto the bed for them and would cuddle with them afterwards, showering them in smooches. he’d probably sneak in a nice scalp massage too ;-;

b = body part

i don’t think joong would have anything physical about himself that’s his favourite, he’s said that his favourite thing about himself that he’s most confident in is his music skills so let’s talk rap skills,,,,, that would help him be very good at oral bringing that into the bedroom and i just KNOW he’s the most magnificent kisser oh god,,, im weak just thinking about it.

on his partner i think his favourite body part would tie into something both physical and non-physical,,, their throat,,,, the way it moves around when they’re giving him head and the way it moves when they’re moaning and crying out when things are getting frisky,, this ties into joong loving his partners voice too,, just the sounds they’d make when he does anything at all to them would drive him fucking insane in the best way ofc

c = cum

i think while joong wouldn’t have a lot of cum, he’d love to get wild with it at times. cumming on his partners back, chest, stomach, face - whatever was closest during any act. he’d also love his partner to do the same with him, cumming all over him wherever they can and he’d love to lick it up n swallow it and seeing his partner swallow his too, would make him so close to cumming all over again.

d = dirty secret

hmmm i think joong would love butt stuff,,,, anal, butt plugs, rimjobs and everything in between, whether it involved giving or receiving as long as it involved butt play, he is into it.

e = experience

pretty experienced, not overly so but just enough and while he wouldn’t mind if his partner is or isn’t, he’d get so off on the thought of showing a less experienced person the ropes and kind of ‘tainting their innocence’ in a way you know?

f = favourite position

just like i said before,,, butt stuff !! !! so doggy style mmmmm he’d also love his partner having their legs over his shoulders

g = goofy

omg he’d love to laugh while doing things, whether it’s because his partner’s done something unintentionally cute or silly or if he just wants to throw in a cheesy one-liner or pun, he wouldn’t wanna take it too seriously

h = hair

he’s definitely the type to completely shave everything down there, including his ass. he wants everything nice and fresh for his partner and for himself too ofc,, he would just feel more comfortable & hygienic being completely hair free

i = intimacy

if he was actually romantically interested in someone he’d want to make the moments a little more romantic and show/confess his feelings, and if he was in a relationship with the person he’d have his moments where he’d make a romantic setup for the moment but he wouldn’t do it all the time. but he’d for sure always be intimate and want to be close to his partner when getting frisky,,,, or at least afterwards if he was feeling too wild for intimacy O-O

j = jack off

oh joong would 100% jack off quite often, if his partner wasn’t around or if he was just feeling to horny to wait. especially if he wasn’t seeing anyone at the moment whew he’d masturbate SO much.

k= kink

like ive been saying this whole time !!!! ASS PLAY!!!! aaa a a aa a aa!!! i feel he’d be a kinky motherfucker too and would have several kinks that he actively partakes in and enjoys, too many that i can’t even name them all.

l = location

joong would do it anywhere and everywhere, he wouldn’t do it out in open blatantly in front of people, but the thrill of the possibility of being caught or someone walking in would really add to thrill and excitement so he’d love to do it in the practice room when everyone else is gone at that moment. his favourite place though,,, would be his studio of course - gives him more ~inspiration~ for music and plus he just finds it really fucking hot when his partner blows him underneath his desk,, especially when he’s talking to someone else or in the middle of making a song.

m = motivation

honestly, joong is a simple man. nothing in particular gets him going, it just happens most of the time. his own mind is usually the cause, just thinking about something dirty or fantasising about doing something would make him instantly hard.

n = NO

i don’t think there’s anything at all he’d turn down, if his partner suggested something to him and wanted to do something he’d do it. he wouldn’t knock anything until he’s tried it at LEAST once.

o = oral

he’d love receiving and giving equally and he is not ashamed to admit that he loves getting head so much. if he was in a committed relationship he’d love giving just that little bit more and would often give without wanting anything back, but obviously if his partner offered he wouldn’t refuse. he is good at oral and knows it and loves to see his partner squirm as he works his tongue and he loves to see his own dick disappear inside his partners lips.

p = pace

joong definitely loves a bit of everything and it 100% just depends on his mood, but most of the time i think he’d go for more fast paced sex, fast but deep thrusts - not necessarily rough. and when it’s more sensual and slow the thrusts would then tend to be harder & rougher, and even more deep. whew, that thought is painful to think about.

q = quickie

100% would always be up for quickies, especially when his partner is more in the mood for it than he is. quickly dashing off to the shared/disabled toilet, feeling no shame if anybody sees them go in or come out together. also no shame with leaving whoever they were with at the time together, not making any lousy excuse as to why they’re suddenly rushing off somewhere together and coming back all dishevelled, even though him and his partner would try to clean up and hide the fact they just had some rough, dirty quick sex.

r = risk

100% loves to take risks in sex & relationships (with consent ofc) and would 100% experiment and be completely unphased by it. he’d experiment with all kinds of people if they were also willing and he’d just love the thrill and to try as much as he possibly can.

s = stamina

if joong was super horny and/or had been waiting for a while to get his rocks off he’d finish pretty quickly, but would quickly reload to go for another, longer round. he’d be able to go for quite a few rounds, up to 6-8 over the span of a full day.

t = toy

he’d DEFINITELY own toys and would love to use them on both himself and his partner, he’d love butt plugs, anal beads and cockrings especially. also, how i said he loves butt-stuff before, he’d LOVE his partner to peg him (if they don’t have a dick) and use a strap-on hehehe or just stick vibrators up his ass. on his partner he’d love to do the same and would love to use toys that help him in teasing them and overstimulating them.

u = unfair

god he’d be the WORST and would never not tease his partner, denying them of coming a few times before finally letting them come all at once, with the strongest most visceral orgasm they’ve ever had. he’d also love his partner to tease him and make him beg to be able to come as well hehe

v = volume

joong would NOT GIVE A FUCK about who heard him and his partner going at it, he would be so loud when he wanted to be and even if it wasn’t loud, he’d always be noisy and letting out a variety of moans, whines, groans, curses, everything of the sort. he’d also love when his partner was as equally as noisy, letting him know that he’s doing a good job and that they’re enjoying themselves.

w = wild card

like i said before about the butt play,,,, he is 100% a switch,,,, and if his partner didn’t have a penis,,, PEGGING!!!!!!! HE WANTS TO B PEGGED LET THE BOY BE PEGGED!!! (or just fucked in the ass if his partner DOES have a penis)

x = x-ray

hmmm tbh i don’t think he’s that big, probs in the average range but on the smaller end of the spectrum but not to worry, he can use it and everything else well too.

y = yearning

ooo i think it’s pretty high, at least most of the time if he was with someone. if he wasn’t exclusive with anyone i think he wouldn’t be phased much as it’s harder to get some if he doesn’t have anyone to go to.

z = zzz

joong would do it at any point in the day, not just nighttime so he’d fuck and then go back to doing chores or leave to go practice and make songs in the studio (which is rlly hot to think abt ngl) but ofc he’d fuck when he comes back home to, probably for a longer time and then yeah he’d fall asleep but definitely not quickly after, he’d be up just scrolling on his phone for a while.

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fiive-second-cookies · 6 years ago

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Reacting to “Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS”

These are my thoughts as I watch the new episode for the first time so yeet here we go this is kinda long so it’s (hopefully) under a cut ok wooo (this probably needs to be tagged with other stuff but idk what so please tell me)

(I quite literally just got out of bed lmao)

OH WOW SOME OF YALL WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING ABOUT INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS!! GOOD JOB!!

Is someone???? Wearing a mustache in the thumbnail???? Hello???

I don’t like how Patton looks in the thumbnail my poor baby :((

Also wow a 40-minute episode? We stan.

Ok I’ll start the vid now sorry

Oh gosh some of those warnings are very concerning oh boy this episode is gonna hurt isn’t it?

DEATH??? BLOOD AND GORE??? DISTURBING IMAGERY??? IM VERY SCARED????

Alright Thomas I see you with a sponsor good for you fam

No Sanders Sides intro????

Hi just-woke-up Thomas, do you always sound like Virgil and have a bit of eye shadow on?

Lmao mood

OOO INTRO

I’m getting Accepting Anxiety Part 1 vibes from this tired Thomas

Oh I get it, the tiny bit of eye shadow is meant to be eye bags lmao I’m slow

Ouch my heart

MY BOY!!!

MY DAD!!

Omg Patton is ME WHEN IM UNCOMFY

Also let’s not be mean to Roman by excluding him maybe guys?

I love you Roman

Awww yay hi Logan!!!

Do we only get one FALSEHOOD a day?

OH YE VIRGIL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I LOVE YOU

Damn Logan

Ok maybe don’t threaten to “prohibit Logan’s breathing” please

Dangerous territory????? DARK SIDE TERRITORY???????

Idk about the FUNNIEST video but that was a pretty good joke by Roman

Actually it’s only been five minutes and there have been a few good jokes so maybe

Or maybe I’m just also delirious since I just woke up??

(This post is gonna be so long I’m so sorry)

OK WOAH THATS. THATS. THATS NOT GREAT.

Oop spooky hands??? Roman please look out

EXCUSE ME WHO THE EVER-LOVING FUCK ARE SIR

Woah it’s like Roman’s costume but not?

Also I can’t take the mustache seriously omg😂

Oh I love Virgil’s Tempest Tongue

But also WHAT THE FUCK?

EXCUSE YOU SIR THATS RUDE DONT HURT MY CHILD LIKE THAT I WILL FIGHT YOU

PFT THAT VOICE OMG😂

Oooo cool music

OH WAIT THATS THE SONG HOLD ON IM EXCITED

Um what the fuck😂😂

Oh god

Oh great Deceit’s multiple hands are back

Ok the Duke’s(??) little shimmy while Deceit sings I’m kinda… cute? Silly? Funny? Idk

Oh Deceit has a mustache too. Cool

I’m sorry, and I can’t express this enough, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I don’t know who they’re talking about but Thomas got real upset about him so I guess they are a very not good person?

Oof I just lost the game, thanks Logan

PATTON YOU DID THE BEST JOB OK I LOVE YOU

Mmmm I’m not enjoying the looks Virgil is giving

Do NOT be mean to my son

Guys Logan always gives the honest truth I don’t see how that’s suspicious?

Well he said the Duke is PART OF his Imagination, so that’s not technically a lie

Omg Joan would do that lmao

Ok I don’t like him but it’s funny when he curses

Ok what’s stewing in Virgil’s head because he looks to be thinking hard about something

Oh Virgil that is not what I wanted you to say

Virgil I love you but please shut up

Thomas I don’t think throwing knives is a good idea but ok

Oh Patton you sweet soul

Oh?????? WHY DIDNT YOU WANNA SAY “PARANOID” LOGAN?? HMMMM???

Hi is Virgil actually Paranoia and not Anxiety or…?

Why does Virgil look so upset while talking about this???? What are you hiding, my son????

YES LOGAN WE STAN YOU

PFT—

UH? WHAT DID MY SON DO? WHY IS HE THE PROBLEM?

OOF WHAT

Yes Logan you are cool

I miss Roman :(

(Ooo I have breakfast now)

WAIT WHAT? NAME REVEAL ALREADY? I DONT LIKE THAT? IS THAT ACTUALLY HIS NAME????

UH EXCUSE ME SIR

WHAT? IS? VIRGIL? HIDING?

OH MY GOD? Hey guys y’all were right about Logan getting hit in the head lmao

OOF DAMN WE’RE REALLY CALLING OUT VIRGIL TODAY HUH

Wow guys if y’all had just listened to Logan

So his name is actually Remus?

Aw Logan I love you

Oh Patton I love you as well

AW VIRGIL I LOVE YOU

Haha “tickle me emo” haha like Elmo hehehe

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES OMG

AHH VIRGIL DID THE SMILE WHEN ROMAN CAME BACK I LOVE

YEAH I LOVE ROMAN TOO

Awwwwww yes Logan is so cool!!! My heart!!!!

WAIT CANONICALLY(?) THEYRE ACTUALLY BROTHERS?????

Brotherly Romus? Reman?

Oh that’s not great

Awww Virgil no

SAY IT VIRGIL SAY IT

AHHHHH HE SAID ITTTTTTT OMGGGG

Wait we aren’t gonna talk about it? He’s just gonna sink out? What if Thomas treats him differently next episode because they didn’t discuss it?

Wow Remus Sanders. That’s gonna take a while to get used to.

YES THOMAS. Character!Thomas and actual Thomas need to GO TO SLEEP

Remus what the fuck

Wow that was… a lot.

#ts spoilers #sanders sides spoilers #sanders sides #virgil sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #(that's such a weird tag omg woah)#deceit mention #dark sides #caps lock #cursing #swearing

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missvifdor · 6 years ago

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When I arrive in Middle-earth [Part 1]

Warning: Hi ! It's just to warn that English is not my mother tongue. I apologize if you encounter errors in your reading. Part two is being written. In any case, I hope you enjoy :) Enjoy reading !

I also draw the introductory image :)

Well... Well, well, well... I must not panic. Everything is fine.

After all, I'm just surrounded by a dark forest in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere.

-But what am I saying ? Obviously I'm panicking ! I cried, raising my arms to the sky.

The high sound of my voice in icy silence frightened some birds that flew away, panicked! I want to burst into tears...

I'm going to die in a dark forest and my corpse will be devoured by foxes and squirrels.

-My consolation prize will be that they will not have much to eat, I thought, in a random sense.

Indeed, I am one of those people with the body of an asparagus. An asparagus with glasses and the size of an underfed house elf.

I jump ! An owl hoot somewhere !

-Highness of volatile...

I sigh and squint in the hope of seeing more clearly. It does not work at all.

[...]

I want to go around in circles for hours and yet I have no idea what time it is ! Or how long am I here !

However, I had time to hit my foot against a lonely pebble to make a very friendly hug on the ground, ride a stream of nettles and land in a calm cove. My life is magic !

I look so silly with my little red summer dress stuck to my skin, my tangled hair and my uncontrollable cold !

-I hate nature ! I hate this forest ! And I hate myself even more for Bugger all ! I cried, furious.

But I think the worst part of all this is that I have to be lobster red. I could not resist the urge to scratch myself because of nettle bites.

[...]

Do you want to know one thing ? Well, I do not have shoes anymore.

They started giving me blisters and cramps. So, I left them on the side of the road without any regret.

And the day begins to rise too, but I'm not too sure. My eyes are swollen with fatigue and I am dehydrated. I may have hallucinations.

-Hehe ... Hehehe.

And there I laugh alone, now ! I really need help here.

The birds start to sing and it makes me even more eager to take a nap on the floor. My body is so heavy ! And my glasses are still dirty...

I yawned for a long time.

I'm so tired, but I have to keep moving !

Suddenly, I stop and clean my glasses on my dress which, do not hide it, had seen better days !

I put my glasses on my nose and...

-The exit !

I run like crazy ! I'm so happy and relieved to be finally out of this tangle of trees that... I fall into the apples and put the cheek first on the wet grass under the morning dew...

[...]

I'm fine, there! It's warm and cozy !

-I must be in bed, I thought, holding back a happy little smile, eyes still closed. What an idea to dream of being lost in a forest !

I change position under the sheets and push my face even more in the soft pillow. I think I could sigh with happiness !

I even want to go back to sleep. But I know I can not do it... too bad.

I get up, appear in a sitting position and stretch like a cat. I put my hand in my hair to put it away from my face, then looked for my glasses on the bedside table.

Being short-sighted and astigmatic, a real pleasure...

-Oh, you're awake ! Here I am relieved, miss !

I give my three neurons time to connect correctly and quickly put back my glasses.

I now see a complete stranger holding a tray of food in the doorway of my room which is not my room !

I take a moment to lift the blanket !

-Merlin thank you, I still have my clothes ! I sighed with relief. -Miss? -Hmm ? I look up at him. Oh ! Hmm ... Excuse me, but ... Where am I ?

The stranger advanced to the bed and put the meal tray on my lap with a reassuring smile.

-Do not worry, you're at home, replied the stranger, still smiling. I found you a little further behind my house. You were completely cold! And do not worry, I did not touch your stuff in your bag, I would never allow myself such a thing, especially with a lady !

The poor man seemed panicked at the idea that I imagine him searching my things. I laugh, amused and a little moved by his behavior.

-Do not worry, I believe you and I thank you for taking care of me, I said a little timidly but warmly. Hey, but I do not have any...

My eyes fell on a shoulder bag that I knew very well. Oh yes, I had a bag !

-I introduce myself, my name is Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins ! -Nice to meet you, Mr. Baggins, my name is Isabelle, I introduced myself by extending my hand to shake him.

Bilbo smiled at me and gently squeezed my hand.

-I am delighted, he said. I'm really happy to see you're fine ! Rest as much as you want and eat, you seem to be hungry! If you need me, call and I will come. -Okay, thank you, I said. Could you give me my bag, please? I have to take my medicine before eating. -Of course !

He moves quickly and passed my bag amiably.

I give him back his smile and watch him leave the room. I take this opportunity to examine when he turns to leave the room and my eyes are on his huge bare feet and hairy !

My eyes widen and the memory comes back to me !

-Heheh... Hahahahah !

I laugh nervously. But how could I be so stupid !

This guy is the spitting image of Martin Freeman, the actor of Bilbo, the actor of John ! But I'm stupid ! I am stupid !

-I am in Middle-earth, at Bilbo the Hobbit ! Perfect !

I feel my nerves and my anxiety galloping and frantically searching for my medicine in my bag !

It's a blow to make me even more worried than in life in general !

Seriously, what happened ?! I crossed an invisible space-time portal ?!! I died while boarding a bus and my soul transported me to another universe ?!! I had a cardiac arrest because of all my braids ?!!

I quickly grab the glass of water on the tray and I swallow all of a sudden !

Then I take the time to breathe well, because they recommended me and I feel calm again.

I calm down for another two or three minutes and then I try to see the positive side...

I have always dreamed of meeting my favorite characters and having an adventure with them !

-But I can not even defend myself with my little fists and I burst into tears at the sight of a wounded animal ! I mumbled darkly.

It would be cool to learn new things, to eat new dishes and to make friends !

-I am extremely introverted, shy, I get sick easily and I have phobias of wasps and bees ! I continued to myself.

I could find love, who knows...!

-Be realistic, who would want a burden and a stuck girl like me...? I finished sadly.

Bitterness, I grabbed the sandwich that Bilbo had so kindly prepared and I started chewing.

-It is delicious...

I finish fast enough to eat. Bilbo really cooks like a chef. I have never eaten so well.

I smiled slightly, spread the blankets, then put my sore feet on the soft carpet at the foot of the bed.

I hiss with pain as I get up slowly. Wherever I could lean on my feet, it was on a swollen and painful bulb !

But I decide to keep my comments painful for myself and get out of the room, the meal tray in hand.

Every step deserves a burning insult in my head!

Slowly, I arrive in the vestibule and soon after, I find the kitchen. I wash the dishes that I dirty.

-Oh, you are standing !

I jump and turn, a hand on my leaping heart ! But I find my calm when I see that it's Bilbo.

-Yes, I did the dishes, I said, pointing to the plate I was drying. -Oh, you did not have to, you know, Bilbo frowning. -I took it, it's the least of things !

The Hobbit's eyebrows furrowed a little more. Now that I was standing next to him, I could see him fall on my shoulder !

It was weird to see an adult being smaller than me ! I have already seen grannies do my size, but it was new !

Suddenly, Bilbo put his fists on his hips.

-Have you seen the condition of your legs ? You should rest ! -Mr. Baggins, I'm fine, I lied to reassure him. -And you lie very badly my daughter ! Go ! Go to bed in the living room !

I do what he says to me with surprise !

Well... This is the first time anyone notices that I'm lying about my condition...

I hardly come to the salon, my feet still hurt! I almost collapsed in the nearest chair !

Bilbo does not take long to join me, a kit and small pots in the hands.

He takes a little ottoman to sit down and grabbed one of my legs not without blushing a little. I guess for him it was a pretty intimate gesture.

-I think I've had enough for your wounds, but if you're in doubt, tell me what happened to you, he asked, examining the redness, bruises, and scratches. -I wandered all night in the forest, I came across a rock that made me kiss for the first time, I continued my momentum by going in a field of nettles and finally, I landed in a stream...

The Hobbit looked at me speechless.

-I've had some unlucky and awkward Hobbits, but I think you're in first place ! Bilbo said with a small, mocking smile.

-Eh ! In my defense, I really did not see anything !

I hear him trying to suppress his laughter so I take a slightly sulky look that looks like a child.

It's hard to believe for me that I'm so hostile to be so comfortable with someone I've met !

-I think I have everything I need. But it is best to apply an ointment on clean skin. I think Bag End is always full of my mother's old dresses from when she was young, wait, I'll pick them up.

Bilbo smiled at me and got up and went out of the living room.

[...]

Half asleep in a deliciously hot and scented water, I massaged my aching areas by humming a song that made no sense.

I even allowed myself the luxury of washing my hair.

Once I'm clean, I put the right cream on my redness and bruises before putting bandages on my scratches.

-I would say that I fought with a bear ! I commented, looking at myself in the mirror of the bathroom.

Then I pulled on the outfit that Bilbo had given me.

I went back to the living room where Bilbo was waiting for me reading a book. He had also taken the opportunity to light the fireplace. I had not noticed it until now, but it was late in the day, the sun was just beginning to fall.

When he hears me coming back, he looks up from the page he's reading and gestures me to sit on the chair next to him.

-This dress looks great on you, I'm relieved that it does not stay in an old dust chest, smiles the Hobbit. -Thank you Mr. Baggins.

I sit next to him.

-Well. Now that you seem to be in a better state than where I found you, I would like to know what happened to you so that you would find yourself wandering in a forest in the middle of the night, wearing only a much too light dress for you. the season.

Bilbo seemed very serious.

I sigh, sinking a little deeper into the cushions of the chair.

It seems like a very serious discussion was about to begin...

- Honestly, I do not remember... I have no memory of how I landed there. All I know is that I woke up in this forest... I was completely disoriented and scared ! -I want to believe you, Bilbo admitted. The woods are not safe when you get too far from Hobbiton, there are wolves running.

I feel my throat tighten ! Shit ! I was much more likely to be eaten by wolves than by foxes and squirrels !

Seeing that the news had shaken me, Bilbo grabbed my left hand and patted me softly.

-Do not worry anymore, you're safe now, the Hobbit said with a reassuring voice. Do you want a hot drink? -With pleasure if you do not mind, Mr. Baggins, I said with a slight smile.

Bilbo smiles at me and gets up.

-I'm coming back, he announces.

I hear him go to the kitchen. He returns a few minutes later with tea, milk, sugar and biscuits.

-This is hawthorn tea, you will see that it will be good for your nerves. I noticed that you were an extremely stressed person. -Thank you so much.

And so, I explain to him more or less generally that I am absolutely not from Middle-earth and that I have nowhere to go.

-I noticed you had a very beautiful accent, Bilbo said. Where are you from ? -From France, this is the country where I was born and where I live... Finally inhabited. And thank you but for my part, I find my accent horrible ! It seems strange when I speak ! -In any case, I appreciate your company and you can stay here as much as you want !

I blush a little, embarrassed.

-Do not give yourself this trouble, Mr. Baggins ! You have already cared for me, fed and dressed ! I would not like to enjoy your kindness ! I exclaimed, red peony. I do not want to disturb you more than necessary ! -But you do not bother me absolutely, Bilbo assured warmly. I find instead that you are a wonderful, polite and kind guest ! And then it is me who proposes it to you, so there is not to discuss ! I am normally someone who does not like to receive a lot, but I do not know, with you I feel at ease and your presence could make me feel less alone. -But...! -No "but" ! You are free to live in Bag End all the time you need until you find a stable situation to live in the area or to return home !

I remain silent for a moment, stunned and moved by this little Hobbit so nice !

-Mr. Baggins... -Yes ? He asked curiously. -You are sure not to be an angel descended from heaven to watch over me ? I asked with a sincere little smile.

Bilbo turns red, and I burst out laughing at his embarrassment as he smiled shyly, mumbling thanks.

[...]

It's been a year since we live together, Bilbo and me.

The beginnings were not easy, for example, it was necessary to create a schedule for the bathroom or buy a women's business that Bilbo did not have.

But we got used to each other's presence and I started to feel really comfortable in Bag And.

The neighborhood hobbits also knew me very well now.

I even created my small business !

The old Belladonna dresses that Bilbo had given me were beautiful, certainly, but they did not fit my style. So I learned to sew and I started to change these dresses.

When I came to Hobbiton with my modified dresses, hobbits women started to want the same style and I soon realized that I could make money helping these young women with dresses they did not wear anymore and that they wanted to actualize.

The ambience of Hobbiton also helped me with my stress and anxiety for everything and anything. Here, I could live at my own pace and enjoy the sweet life of Hobbit.

I even think that I was a Hobbit in a previous life. Or at least, I had to be a distant cousin of Bilbo because we were on the same wavelength for just about everything !

Today was extremely calm, I visited a customer and went to the Bree market to buy new items.

And since I had work to do, I did not want to embarrass myself with a dress, that's why I was wearing this outfit:

On the way back, it was getting darker and cooler than it was a few hours ago.

A few Hobbits trailing in front of them greeted me, but I felt that it was not as usual. They knew something that I did not know...

So I hurried and I did not make a mistake !

There seemed to be far too much excitement in Bag End, not to mention the strange sign engraved on the freshly repainted door of last week !

-Oh no... Trouble starts... I thought, squeezing my wicker basket against my right hip.

Without waiting a minute longer, I push the door of Bag End and enter the entrance. I take the time to put my wicker basket before looking at the extent of the damage.

-....

The floor was in ruins ! This same floor where I spent so much time cleaning it to shine like new! What do I say so that we can see ourselves as in a mirror !

I waxed this floor ! I was on all fours at this floor !

That's when my eyes land on a shape on the floor that should not be there !

-Bilbo !

My poor Hobbit is lying on the carpet, fainting !

I squatted next to him and tried to make him regain consciousness by masterfully ignoring the crowd of Dwarves and the magician who watch me do in silence !

Bilbo still has not opened his eyes and I panic slightly.

-Hey ! Do not stand there watching and help me move it into the living room ! You see that with my nonexistent muscles I can not do it alone ! I cried angrily.

As if he was coming out of a trance, I see the dwarf that I suspect is Bofur helping me lift Bilbo to lie on the living room couch.

The advantage of living with a Hobbit with the taste of sarcasm and the Took side is that I totally lost my shy side and that I have much more confidence in myself.

The dwarf with the funny hat mumbles things that look like excuses. He seems to feel really guilty with his beaten dog look...

Yeah... I do not have time for her feelings, the important thing is to wake up my roommate Hobbit !

-I'm really sorry, I did not think Mr. Baggins would react this way, stammered Bofur, his cheeks turning pink. -Hmm, I growl. Since you seem to feel so worried, would you be so kind as to prepare tea, sir...? -Bofur ! At your service, miss...? -Isabelle.

The dwarf smiled at me timidly and headed for the kitchen. From the corner of my eye, I see others watching me with curiosity and murmurings.

I roll my eyes and after a few more attempts, Bilbo regains consciousness.

Bofur returns sometime later with a cup of tea. I thank him and pour Wiscky into the tea.

Bilbo does it only when he's really exhausted, and I think he was in those moments.

The Hobbit seems to be comforting to see me and I smiled tenderly as I ran my hand through his honey-colored curls to calm him down.

-So Honey, did you have a fun night ? I asked with a smirk. -They emptied the whole pantry! Nothing is left ! And I'm terribly sorry for the floor, Isabelle... I know you spent a lot of time...

I frown.

-I do not care about the floor. And you ? You ate ?

Bilbo shook his head from side to side, sheepishly. I'm still sighing.

-You are lucky, I crossed the Bree market today ! I will prepare something for you !

I lean over and kiss his temple. Then I went to get my wicker basket, still superbly ignoring the looks that followed me at every step.

But hey... They're "guests", so...

-I hope you enjoy the reception of Bag End ? I say with a sarcastic smile. However, I will ask you to be kind enough to clean up your mess when you finish your little meeting. As you have probably already seen, my dear friend Bilbo was "slightly" shaken.

... But I always blame them for disgusting our house, for moving all the items and for having conscientiously eaten all the food, including the remains of my chocolate fondant !

It is now the turn of the dwarves to look sheepish.

-Excuse us, ma'am, we did not think Mr. Baggins had a wife, apologized a Dwarf with a white beard and a special accent. -You know if Bilbo to a woman or not, it does not matter. When you arrive at someone's place, you take off your shoes to avoid getting dirty, you ask before using it without any embarrassment, you do not wipe your boots full of mud on the family objects of the host and we avoid especially to scare him ! All I just mentioned are etiquette rules, but that, I guess you already know ?

An icy silence falls in the audience.

I use my most stern look against them and go to the kitchen to prepare a dinner for Bilbo who did not have a chance to swallow his.

[...]

The dwarfs all sleep in the living room and the other rooms (and they have everything tidy and clean as promised).

I had the opportunity to get to know Gandalf. He seemed very amused, I think he wants me to join the company... And I know I do not have a choice.

From the first hour tomorrow morning, Bilbo will start to catch up and leave for Erebor... I do not want to let him go alone.

Oh, I know he'll be able to cope, that's not the problem.

But I will not stop worrying to ask myself every day if he is well, if he is cold, if he is hungry, if the company treats him well !

So I made the decision to come with him, like it or not !

Anyway, I knew that day would come, so I secretly practiced defending and healing.

I also met Thorin. How to say...?

He is taller than me (I can barely reach his shoulder !). And he tried to intimidate me with his great deep voice and his striking blue eyes. But I showed him that I was not at all impressed (inside, I panicked like never before !).

I also remember making the other dwarves nervous, mainly by my stern look as I tried to look confident.

But brief. Now everyone sleeps, Bilbo sleeps, I'll be able to prepare our things so that we do not forget anything tomorrow morning.

I first went to a trusted neighbor to give him the Bag End replacement key and to make sure that Lobelia Sackville-Baggins withdrew and did not touch our stuff.

I prepared extra bags with a clean alternative, my savings, a care kit and creams for bites. I even took our umbrellas !

I go to bed late that night and hope to get up on time.

[...]

The next day, silence reigns in Bag End. It's hard for me to get out of sleep, but I always try to push my blankets over and put on my dressing gown without taking the time to tie it up.

My lazy feet are hanging out in the living room.

They are always there, I am well on time.

I then look in the kitchen.

-Hmm... I'll have to go to the bakery... I mumbled.

I sigh, I tie my dressing gown, I put on shoes and I go quickly to the bakery.

I am the first customer of the day.

-Do you really need all this ? Ask the baker, incredulous.

I smile at him.

- I'm afraid, yes. Sir, have a nice day. -Good day to you too !

When I return to Bag End, some dwarves have also immersed themselves, including Bifur, Balin and Dori. They made tea for everyone.

-I brought back enough to give energy to everyone before departure ! I announced, looking more friendly than last night.

The three dwarves seem surprised by my new attitude and obviously do not seem to know how to react.

I roll my eyes.

-You behaved like pigs last night, but I do not blame you anymore, you cleaned up everything and that's what counts. Eat while it's still hot, everything I bring comes out of the oven.

The three dwarves smile at me, a little warmer to the touch. I return it to them and see Bilbo in his room.

It is out of the question that I start running behind ponies to catch up with dwarves and a magician !

[...]

I avoided the disaster !

Bilbo was going to ask to turn around to get his precious handkerchief and I put the cloth under his nose before he could open his mouth.

-Thank you Isabelle ! You really think of everything ! Bilbo said gratefully. -We're a team, Honey, do not ever forget it, I said, winking at him.

We continue our journey for a while, until I smile, amused by the discomfort of my little Hobbit on his pony.

-Relax, Bilbo, He will not eat you. -This is the first time I ride a pony... he admits. -I noticed, I said. Relax your shoulders, you're much too tense and stop pulling too hard on the reins, you'll hurt your horse.

He follows my advice and then looks at my posture.

-You look so comfortable ! You never told me you knew how to ride ! -It really goes back a very long time in my childhood, when I went on trips discovered with my classmates. -Really ?! Did your parents let you travel alone with other children ?! -Oh, I was not alone! I reassured him. We were accompanied by our teacher and three parents to monitor us during the activities of the trip. It was very fun and we learned a lot. We even went to the sea ! -You really saw the ocean ?!

I turn around and see Ori, who blushes with embarrassment but his eyes sparkle with curiosity. I give him a reassuring smile.

-Yes, I really went there. Often even. I went with my family most of the time! And you, Ori ? Have you ever seen the sea ?

The young dwarf blushed and answered shyly.

-No, never, he replies. You know, we dwarves are not made for this kind of place, we live in montages. But I really want to go at least once and draw that kind of landscape ! -And I wish you, Ori. The sea is very pleasant in hot weather, so you can swim and play in my waves!

The young dwarf takes a dreamy look, surely imagining his feet in the sand with the sound of the waves and the smell of the sea.

Subsequently we continue to get to know each other.

[...]

I look at the sky.

-Hum, Bilbo takes this. Quick.

I pass Bilbo his heavy coat, his waterproof travel cape and his umbrella. He puts them quickly without arguing, but I can still see he wonders "why?".

-Ori ! I called the young dwarf. Comes quickly ! Come next to me !

Curious, the young scribe brings his pony next to mine and I just have time to put my heavy warm coat, to put my waterproof cape on Ori and to unfold my umbrella on our head, it starts to rain as if I had rarely seen !

All the others are surprised by the rain and begin to moan insults at Khuzdul (at least, it looked like insults).

And so the road continues, full of insults in Khuzdul and desperate attempts by Fili and Kili to come and take shelter under our umbrellas.

-M. Gandalf, can not you do anything against this deluge? Ask one of the dwarves after a moment. -It's raining, Master Dori. And it will continue to rain until the rain stops. If you want to change your time, you will need another magician !

[...]

Here we are in a city I have never visited, in an inn for the night. I must say that we are all exhausted !

It was awful for hours, so most of the company members were soaked and chilled. If we except Bilbo, Ori and me.

Apart from below the knees, we were dry and warm in our clothes !

-It is not fair ! Kili complains, shivering sadly. Why are you alone in having dry clothes ?! -Because I thought it might rain during the trip and we do not take a walk in the sun under a bright sun, I pointed out. -Besides, I thank you, Miss Isabelle, for keeping my little brother warm ! Dori said gratefully. -You're welcome.

We were allocated rooms. Each dwarf member was grouped by family, Gandalf took a room for himself and I sleep in a room with Bilbo in separate beds.

Everyone took the opportunity to change and we all came out of the rooms to eat together.

We ordered a lot of food and drinks (almost all alcoholic).

-You do not want a pint of beer, Miss Isabelle ? Bofur smiles widely. -I avoid drinking alcohol, I can cause trouble. -And what kind, huh? Dwalin laughs with mockery. -Well ... I could go to the bar and dance an Irish jig, be a little too affectionate with the customers, pay a tour to everyone saying "it's good, we only have one life !" Except that I only have one life and small savings. I could also burst into tears while lamenting the sad fate of my favorite literary characters. And all that, in French, my mother tongue ! -You can believe me, I have already seen it done ! Bilbo said, remembering the first time it happened. -And I thank you again for preventing me from undressing in front of strangers because I wanted to prove to everyone that I had abs, I added with gratitude to Bilbo.

All look at me with shock.

-But you swallowed how much glass of alcohol to finish in this state ?! -...Half of my first and only glass of beer...

This is the end of this first part, I hope you have appreciated ! Thanks for reading ! :)

#bilbo baggins #the hobbit imagine #lotr #the company #thorin oakenshield #ecrivaininsert #insert me

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c-atm · 6 years ago

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Shift in the Paradigm chapter 4 (Part A)

“We’re starting, ok...Did you ever have problems with the potential partners I introduced you to?”

“Seriously?”

“Please..”

“Mmm...Barring Jeff...Yes at first. I wasn't on board with you dating, let alone dating some random person.”

“Why?”

“It seemed sudden...It didn't seem like you were really into them. There was a lack of excitement when you spoke about your dates.”

“So you think I was only playing around?”

“I didn't say that. It just felt like you was forcing yourself. You've never been a romantic nor spoke of having any type of crush.You were also very reserved when it came to them and you can be playful when you're comfortable enough...Borderline flirty, if they person is close enough. ”

“...That’s….A half truth.”

“Oh.”

“You know you’re the only one I ‘flirt’ with.

“Jeff and Peedee.”

Connie arched an eyebrow before crossing her arms over mid-section, a sultry smirk on her face. “You really gonna compare my sibling like teasing with Jeff, and my verbal back and forth with Peedee...To how WE act with each other.”

Steven shrugged slightly in light defeat. “True enough but that proves my point.” He looked at her with a cool smile.” When you your comfortable with someone you’re polite but you’d engage harmless teasing. For what I seen, from what I was told as well; there was none with the those you ‘dated’. That, coupled with how disinterested you seemed to be over your breakups...it started to feel like they were a flavor of the month or so.”

“I didn’t think you thought of it that way. Why didn’t you say anything?”

“It never seemed like you was putting yourself in danger and honestly I felt I had no say in it. The people you brought to meet and hang with us never seemed like bad, you have a good judge of character; at the same time, it was quite obvious that they wasn’t going to be around long.“

“Ugh...That sound So..bad every time I hear it. So flighty.”

“Hehe. Come on, we’re teens. I know how you pride yourself on being ‘objective’, ‘aware’ ; and ‘knowing what you want’, but you’re allow to be a bit skittish; even about dating and relationships… When you do find that one, you’ll know.”

“ Stars, you and your damned high EQ”

“Hey, you have an IQ that rivals Pearls and Peri’s, let me have this. So is there more to this or are you gonna tell me what up?”

“...Did It hurt you? To know I was dating others.

“MMM...That’s kind of a silly question. You have every right to date whoever you want, so would it matter in the long run?”

“It does to me.”

“...No. You living your life never hurt me and even if it did it would be on my head. That being said, are you sure that what you want to ask me?”

“What do you mean?”

“You want to know if I was jealous.”

“Would you answer honestly?”

“1000 percent right, Berry?”

“..Were you?”

“Admittedly..Yeah a bit. I said earlier that I wasn’t thrilled about the prospects of you dating strangers and that I did show off abit when we had a group thing...that..was out of jealousy..”

“Cause you felt I was replacing you.”

“Well, that and you forcing yourself too, but as the root of my jealousy...Yeah, the replacement thing as discussed before.”

“Can’t say you wasn't right in a way...I did feel a bit lonely at times admittedly, since our time was fleeting. Hanging with the gems and the others are fine, but it not a replacement for…’US’. Part of the reason why I tried to date..not to replace you but to fill that place of loneliness, didn't work.”

“I can relate, it wasn’t easy having such little time to spend with you,Nini.”

“Yeah, but you were outer space with a bevy of cute and energetic space gems.”

“More like exhausting and attention craving gems...Pink court give their regards by the way. Blue and Yellow diamonds as well.”

“Aww, that’s sweet of them, though kind of surprising of Yellow.”

“She doesn't like being shown up, though she does genuinely respect you.”

“Of course, classic Yellow” .

“Hehe. I supposed it is.”

Steven’s chuckle was a bit mirthless, Connie noted yet his smile was that of someone in blis; it made her a bit bashful under his gaze and a harder to keep the blush off her face as it was caressed in the light of the setting sun, as she was about to speak her phone ranged, causing her to reach into the pocket of her navy blue pleated skirt. On the phone was the name “Mom”, with her index finger up she signaled Steven that their conversation was on hold as she began talking to Priyanka.

Steven on the other hand was just content watching his Connie in the evening light, explain quite simply that she and Steven was taking a detour and will be at Sadies’ soon. The way her nose scrunched up at the apparent teasing that must be happening. The relaxed smugness that Connie in her voice when she countered her teasing. The Maheswaran women relationship was more jovial after everything was said in done. Having not only earn the complete trust and pride of her parents and vice versa, but also the fact that the Maheswarans has a nearly familial relationship the Universes and the gems; really helped evolve the relations within the less strict and more loving household. That and that Priyanka and Doug were made parents again to a pair of twins also had to be factored in and given the million watt smile on Connie, she currently speaking the aptly dubbed ‘Mini Maheswarens.’

“Yes, I’ll tell Steven you said hello, Raj….and Rache as well. We’ll both see you two tomorrow when we we pick you up from the house...Yes we’ll bring lion…..I don’t know gotta ask pearl about the strawberry fields….You’re too young to handle swords, stay with your stick...Yes Sissy loves you too and I will call you two before bed for a story…Will Steven be there?”

“Tell them I said yeah.”

“He’ll be there for the story...Rache wanna know where my laptop at? It’s on my desk, but my room is locked so…..She got it!?”

“Ha! Little genius!”

Connie looked at Steven with a small glare before turning back to the phone. “Put her on..She said she busy, call back later?...BOY! Put her on....Good man”

Connie gave Steven an exasperated yet prideful look as she waited for her mischievous lil sister to come on, who just shrug with a smirk. That when a little feminine voice came on the phone.

“ Sissy You’s there !”

Connie put the phone before responding with a slightly rough tone.

“Who told you to go in my room and how did you even get in?”

"I used a butter knife to turn the lock. I didn’t break anything...I just wanted to play a game.“

“Rachel! You can’t just enter my or anyone room whenever you feel, especially when it locked, you understand?!”

“...I’m sorry...Can I still use your laptop, though?”

“Just be careful..and no downloading from sites, and put it on the charger when you’re done.”

“Yay! Thank you, Sissy! Good luck on getting kissy kissy with Steven!”

“Rach, Really?”

“Hehehe! I’m gonna go now bye-bye!”

“Love you Rach.”

”Muah! Love you more Sissy!”

With that Connie hanged up the phone and placed back into her pocket. She looked at Steven who was abit too cocky in the face for her liking. She placed her hands on hip and arched an eyebrow.

“What with the look Steven?”

“Kissy-kissy?”

She shrugged with eyes slightly closed as let out a small sigh.

“You heard that, kids right? They say the darnest things.”

“Is it really unbelievable?.”

“What?”

“ You having feelings for me.”

Connie eyes widen slowly at the statement. She was prepared to tell him...not this though.

“Well...Wouldn’t it be?”

“Why would it?”

“Because it’s me and you. We dated other people, and I’ve never had a long relationship or any good at romance.”

“I don’t think one can be ‘good’ at romance, it’s not a skill you know despite what everyone says….”

“Easy for you to say, how many outings have you planned for us that were basically a date.”

“I mean...We never called them dates, it was just the two of us hanging out. I wasn’t trying to be romantic.”

“See! You don’t have to work at it. It came naturally to you.”

“Like I said, never really noticed. Every time we go out the only thing on my mind was to forget the problems we were going through and give you something memorable. If that resulted in adventures, jams, snacks, or snuggling up together while looking out at beach city from the hillside or any other stuff... then all the better...even more than that, I’m happiest when I’m with you. You‘re my home away from home.”

Connie smiled confidently as she felt her chest warmed. She took his hands and kissed his knuckles gently, feeling the blush warmed her face. She looked up at him with stars in her visible right eye; the fall placed her hair in away that it gave her a eye covering bang on her left side, causing Steven to redden in embarrassment and admiration; feeling the same wave of emotions he felt when he saw her a few years back at Kevins’ party.

“I feel the same about you, for a long time… I love you…That what I omitted from before

“I love you too Connie. You’re my Jam bud after all..”

Connie shook her head at his statement. She knew him well enough to figure out that he was baiting her to confess her true feeling clearly. “Yes, we are and it’s something that means so much more than it used to…’Jam buds’ encloses everything about you and I..Our adventures, battles, conflicts, Stevonnie, hell even times when we aren’t on speaking terms.”

“I agree. It’s the ‘flavorful’ history of us, our sweetest moments to our sourest spots. I wonder where this is leading to, though i’m a sure where you going with this.”

“ I cherish being jam buds with you Steven, thoughts of our history helped me through some of my worst spots, but it doesn't encompass everything.”

The shades of the orange sunset enhancing his mischievous smirk made her throat dry and sent a shiver down her spy “Really now, Nini?”

Connie nodded as she massage the back of his hands with her thumbs, opting to hang her head lower and avoid looking up at him to further sheepishness. “ It doesn't include all I feel for you.. what I feel now.... Even back then when you gave yourself up. It’s a different feeling, stronger and a bit consuming. I tried to hide, ignore; smother it and move on. No use.“

“Doesn't seem like something you would do Berry, you’re usually so fierce when facing a problem.”

“External problems are easier than those of the heart. Going against monsters, tyrants; and the maniacal are a breeze compared to inner conflicts with oneself.”

“Preaching to the choir Connie, but that why I am glad to have you. It help to talk it out and comes to terms with it, you gave me an ear to do just that. Sometimes even a lap to rest my head. So let me be that for you, what the worst that could happen, huh?

“I could lose you, jam bud..or make things awkward between us.”

“You’d never lose me, you know that. We have a lot more in store for us. Even if we have a few awkward spots, they can still be either sweet or sour flavors in our history.”

“You’re right...I have already decided to face the truth….Steven, while you’re not the naive pacifist you use to be... you still love everybody, or at least you CAN love every and anybody,. You’re willing to put so much on the line for those who are precious and it’s inspiring. You’d even try to reach an understanding with enemies, buts it’s unfair. You give so much of your love yet the amount you recieve doesn’t compare. So let me do it. Let me love you more than you love both gemkind and humanity, because as much as I tried not to..I already do…I love you Steven, not just as my best friend, liege; fusion partner; or even jam bud, but...I can’t say...”

Steven eyes widen at the bold confession and pause absorbing it all in as he looked at the girl on his lap, he felt her tears roll down and fall on his hands. He lift his hands to wipe the tears gently before pulling her in close to him in gentle and secure hold The smell of her chai and cinnamon shampoo, her natural scent of oranges and lavender overwhelmed him and lit a small urge. Before she and him knew what was going on, he kissed the crook of her neck, her tear stained cheeks, but she beat him to the lips, which he melted into. It wasn’t like in the movies or novels. It was a held peck in comparison to the slick healing french from earlier..but they still felt a glow and heat around them. When they finally opened their eyes they each saw something different.

For Connie it was brown diamond shaped eyes that sparkled like a supernova despite being gazed over a bit, with a pink glow coming from below. For Steven, he saw the galaxy in her very partial pinkish black eyes and felt a comforting warmth from pink her arm. Both of them knew what this feeling was: Stevonnie. The feeling of trust, serenity; and love that empowers Stevonnie brings but without forming, something that they were fine with as they still needed to talk.

“So...Is it safe to say your feelings are romantic?”

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Rent is Theft, part 21

Read from the beginning here, read the previous chapter here. Note: My MC is a Filipina trans woman and I am not. If you have notes on that or anything else, hit me up.

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When I woke the next day, head aching as bad as I expected, but there was a sort of pulling sensation I didn’t quite get. I pawed at my temples. There was a fresh wrap on my head that I did not remember putting there. Leimomi must have done it in my sleep, and maybe a bit tightly. I adjusted it.

Then I realized that meant she would have had at least a few moments alone with that fucking bitch Reverse Courtney. I was very alarmed by that. What if she made it seem like that was my inner thoughts, that her hateful trash was my real feelings? I couldn’t stand that.

Leimomi was nowhere to be seen. I stood up too quick, grabbed my head, and staggered around a moment. She appeared in the doorway, all clean and wrapped up herself, the daylight lining her body. She looked at me in concern, and I searched her face for a hint of Reverse Courtney trauma.

“Did my stupid-ass head mouth say anything mean to you when I was asleep?”

“I think so, but I don’t remember. I only had it out for a moment, and I covered it. I was real tired.” She came into the darkness with me and held me in her arms. “Are you OK?”

I closed my eyes. “Real hungover, but really good too.” I lolled my head at unpleasant memories. “I’m gonna try to forget my apartment exists for a few more hours, heh.”

She kissed me and it turned into a little makeout session, right there. I loved wrapping her in my scrawny arms, rubbing her all over. I hoped it didn’t feel too much like being flogged with skeleton bones.

Leimomi got me a bottle of water and then joined me on her bed. I was still in the bathrobe from the other night, she was in capri leggings and a t-shirt. We stayed on top of the blankets.

“Thanks for helping me clean up, baby. We gotta figure out a cleaner way to do all that. Or just set my apartment on fire when we’re done with everybody, heh.”

“It’s OK, Courtney.” She ran a palm from my chest down to my belly, parting the robe. “We’re both nice and clean. You wanna fool around?”

“Maybe just a little. I dunno if I can go all the way with this headache.”

“Aww.” She pulled her hand back.

“In for a penny, in for a pound?”

“What?”

“You don’t wanna fool around a little, gotta have a big climax or it isn’t worth your time?”

“I dunno. Why just do sex stuff a little? That would be frustrating.”

“Sometimes it can feel nice.” I rolled onto my side to better look her in the face. “Like, I’d love to kiss your *redacted* but I don’t think I’ve got the stamina to finish what I start. But you might still kinda like it, even if it’s frustrating? I know I’d like it.” I made a grabby hand gesture in the air to underscore my point. Give me those things, please.

“Mm, OK, but if I get lady blue balls, I’m gonna be mad at you.” She whipped off her shirt.

*sex scene redacted for tumblr*

Maybe we both fell asleep after that, or she just let me sleep for a bit, until we were roused by a knock at the door.

I wrapped myself up to answer it, because Leimomi still had to wrestle her bra back on.

“Marcie, hey. Sorry I can’t invite you in just now. You wanted to see Momi?”

“I just wanted to see you, thank you for helping Mikey!”

“Hey,” he said. The daylight in the apartment had me a bit blind for looking into the hall, with its weak electric lights. I hadn’t noticed him lurking behind her.

“Mike, hey. Feeling better? Or worse?”

“I’ll be alright. Being green was kinda like being high, so I’m not too hot right now, but Marce is takin’ care of me. She’s a saint.”

“Well great. I love you guys. Have a nice one,” I said.

“Love you too, girl!”

I came back in, feeling nice, despite the low thunder in my head, and lay down on the bed again. “Mike seems great. It’ll be good to get done with this shit, but I just can’t do it again tonight.” I laid a paw on her arm.

“I figured. That was rough.”

“I know we can’t afford to wait for the next full moon. Maybe we’ll just take one night off and go back to it. I can try to come up with different spells for all our problems.”

“Would you kick me in the stomach like Mike?”

“Never. Might have to shave your pretty hair, though. I hope not.”

She had a moment of alarm at the prospect but then shook it off. “That’s silly. I’ll be glad to go bald for a while to get rid of this problem.” Then she looked sharply at me. “But will you love me if I’m bald?”

I grinned. “Hell yes.”

“But why? That would be so ugly.”

“No way, baby. You’re real cute. I love your hair but I haven’t seen it in a while, y’know? I’m still coming around.”

“If you say so.”

“I do.” I was about to say it would make her look more gay, and I’d love that too, but I knew that conversation would tread into territory where I’d find out whether she really thinks of me as a woman, and it killed my mood.

“What do you like about me? Is it just my big *******?” She was looking coy, which is great, because I couldn’t handle her self esteem problems right then - not as well as she deserved.

“Yes, hahaha.” I squeezed * ***** maniacally and she pushed me back until my head squished into the pillow, threatening to lose the headwrap. We settled down and I grabbed her hand. “Seriously, I love everything about you.”

“You don’t know everything about me.”

“You aren’t who you used to be. You’re who you are right now, and I know who that is. You’re my girlfriend.”

“I guess that’s true.” She put an arm behind my head and I snuggled into place.

“I was thinking about it. I don’t know if I ever dated an Islander before.”

She smiled. “Just how many people did you date, Courtney?”

I gripped her around the waist and shook her around. “Grrr!” I flopped back down beside her. It was too much effort. “You win, I’m a huge slut. Huge hungover slutty slut.”

“I love you, slut.”

“I love you too, honey.” I relaxed again. “Anyway, I just mention that Islander thing, because it feels significant. Like, I’ve never dated anybody that looks like my people. You don’t look like the average Pinay, but if you flipped the islands probably a few Leimomi lookalikes would fall out.”

“That’s weird. Why you say that?”

“I can imagine a different life, where we were from the same place. Same neighborhood. Where we grew up together.”

“Oh no, you don’t wanna be in Pearl City with my family.”

“That’s not what I mean.” I touched her face. “Get with me on this. Just hear me out.”

“OK...”

“We’re in some kinda place that never existed. Pilipwaii. It’s a nice island, low key people working hard and not so many hustlers and problems.”

“Pilipwaii? What’s it look like?”

“There’s a mountain but it isn’t an active volcano, pretty worn down. The reefs around the island got so big they shelter it from storms. The city is on a little plane, growing stuff like cane, bamboo, coconuts, bananas, mangos. The only school is a catholic school, so we grew up being chased around by nuns with rulers.”

“Why mean nuns? You want the story to be nice.”

“I want it to be believable. So trouble in paradise, baby. Anyway, you and me are schoolgirls together, best friends.”

“How could I be friends with you? You’re smart and--”

“There aren’t so many kids in a small town. Everybody knows everybody, and we just like each other, right? I hope you can find that believable, because you’re my girlfriend.”

“I’m your girlfriend in the story?”

“Not yet. Listen.”

“Hmm.”

“We’re just friends. Best friends. It can happen all kinds of ways. You know, I’ve always had friends that are different from me. Maybe I got hurt and you helped me out, or I helped you with your homework, or you were sad and I was nice to you one time. And it stuck, we stuck together. Best friends, in Pilipwaii.”

“At the school with the mean nuns.”

“That’s right. So one day, I’m in love with this boy, and he’s mean to me. He tricks me and then says he doesn’t like me in front of some other girls and everybody laughs and stuff.”

“This is too sad. Did the nuns laugh too?”

“They did.”

“I’ll kill ’em.”

“It’s OK. So I run home, I’m all sad and it’s terrible. You find me and help me feel better, hug me and say nice things.”

“I love you,” she said, and gave me a little squeeze.

“That’s right. Something like that. We’re there, say, in a gazebo. Big blue dragonflies are flying by. It’s hot but there’s a cold breeze blowing off the ocean. We’re schoolgirls, best friends, and you hold me and say, Hugo is a stupid ugly boy and I deserve better, and you love me and stuff.”

“I hope the nuns don’t hear that.”

“Well, you just mean, you love me like a friend, right? We say that stuff, like friends. But this time I’m looking you in the eye and I realize, maybe we could be more than friends. But it’s a little island, so nobody ever told us that being gay is an option, right?”

“This story is weird, Courtney.”

“Is it OK?” I searched her face. She nodded in approval and I resumed. “Well right, so you and me, we’re there, we’re schoolgirls, and we never heard the word lesbian in our lives, but I’m still super into you. And then I kiss you, and you start to get it.”

“Whoa.” She looked at me, then away to the ceiling, and back again, thinking about it all.

“Is that a good whoa or a bad whoa?”

“Wait. Now I know why people think schoolgirl skirts are sexy.”

“Hehehe, nooo, I’m not trying to be a pervert. I’m just saying, for all it matters, we could love each other any kinda way. Like, it doesn’t matter how we got here. Let’s just say we came from Pilipwaii.”

“OK, but tell me about our skirts. Are they kinda short?”

“No, they’re long. It’s a little island. Very conservative. But our shirts have short sleeves and we have little bow ties.”

“That’s cute. And you kissed me, and I start to get it, like, hey, we could love each other. No Hugo.”

“Yeah. So we kiss and it’s kinda sloppy and stupid because we don’t know what we’re doing or know what to do.”

“And I start to figure it out,” Leimomi said, “like what I wanna do.” She reached inside my bathrobe, *redacted*

“Oh no, I gasp! I shy away. It’s all so fast. What are we doing? Have we gone crazy?”

“Whut.”

“It’s part of the bit. Like, there’s a push and pull. Will we or won’t we?”

“Oh. But we will, right?”

“You fucking know we will, baby.” I kissed her savagely. “But right now,” I panted a little, “I’m terrified of this forbidden love.”

“I’m so sad, I can’t handle it. I guess I’ll cry.”

“Don’t cry, Leimomi. I come back to you, take your hands. What is this? What are we doing? We’re both girls. It isn’t how it’s supposed to be.”

“But why? Nobody is around, we can do whatever we want. I want to love you so much, Courtney.”

“It works, I’m like, oh shit, I can’t handle it anymore. I open my shirt up.”

“Heeheehee, yeah, now you’re talking. I open my shirt up too.”

*redacted*

“It’s time for freedom. Young ladies inventing lesbianism for the first time in the Universe, since all the other times it happened for other girls.”

She pulled off her t-shirt again. “Cool.”

I unfastened her bra and *redacted sexy / emotional content*

Were we being romantic or dirty? Both by turns, but those turns proved awkward to navigate.

We *redacted* and talked dirty and sweet until we both *redacted* She’d already worn herself out some that morning, and I was surprised she was able to go again like that. *redacted*

In the afterglow, she didn’t jump up or freak out, which was great. And I hadn’t gone down on her, so there was no question about kissing afterward. We snuggled up, just the thin material of my bathrobe between us to reduce sweat. I was tempted to *redacted* but I resisted the urge to avoid coming off like a total freak.

***

There was another knock at the door. I rolled my eyes, put my robe on, and answered it.

“Hey Patrick. Were you looking for me? Does Perry need help with something?”

“Kinda. I was wonderin’, how do we say who gets ta go next? I’d like to go, get it done.”

“My priority has been whoever is in the most danger of ratting us out, getting us in trouble. You have something like that going on?”

“Naw, it’s just somethin’ personal, bothers me a lot.”

“Well I think we all need some rest tonight so not now, but maybe tomorrow we see about some kind of plan? I don’t think anyone else seems likely to be a problem. Like if Olivia’s head pops up, she can join a circus and make some real money.”

“Thanks, Courtney, you’re a doll.” He reached out to shake hands.

My hands were both behind the door, only my head poking out. “Ah, hands are full. Thanks, Patrick.”

“See ya later!” He smiled and walked away.

I looked down the hall after him. His walk was a little awkward, but was that a clue? What was going on under his clothes? Marcie had two holes in her upper chest, I’d found, little squares that puffed out smoke. Most of the time she could keep it down, but several times a day she had to open the covers to let it out, or she’d feel a burning in her lungs and throat. Never did hear what Patrick and Perry had going on.

I pushed the door closed with the backs of my arms, avoiding getting my wet hands on everything. But that meant my hands were close to my face when she wasn’t looking. I avoided touching my face, but I took a deep inhale, and one little lick of a finger. It was awesome. Sue me.

I washed my hands and went back to her, sitting on the edge of the bed. I was going to just stay another moment, but couldn’t resist laying down again. This time I was on my belly, face propped up with one arm, the other draped over my lovin’ lady.

“I was thinking about the haircut. I think it would be real cute. You could grow it out again later, but for now, it’s fun to play with a different look.”

“Huh. That’s weird. Is it because you’re a grunger?”

“Hehe, maybe. But more than that, it’s like... I know you’re bisexual like me, but you’re in lesbian love now, baby. It might be fun to see you play the part. Girls like me have to be girled up all the time just to have a chance of people treating us like we want. But you? You could get big flannel shirts and tank tops and stuff.”

“Whaaat?” She crinkled her forehead all to Hell like I was trying to teach her quantum mechanics. “Dress like a lesbian? Like, butch?”

“I know, you aren’t really a butch. You’re a sweet lil’ girly babe. But it can be fun to play a different style, y’know? What do you think?”

“I never thought... I guess I could. But how would people look at me? What would they be like?”

“Some people might be mean. A lot of people will be pretty nice. And in this town? Ladies will be on your jock, like twenty-five deep at all times. You’ll have to keep them off you with a baseball bat. Probably some weird fellas too.”

“You’re lying. No way that’s true. Why would they?”

“Lesbians like butches, but most of them are not. It means you’d be a precious rarity. Plus you’re so cute and tall and strong, you’d kill them dead. They’d have trouble walking because their legs would go all wobbly around you. It would be hilarious.”

“Oh my goodness.” She touched her face, which was hot and pink.

I kissed her cheek to steal a little of that heat. It was mine. I put it there, after all. “My cutie.”

She shook off the embarrassment. “You just wanna make the lesbians jealous. That’s mean.”

“I know. I’m horrible. But we gotta eat. I’ll make us something.”

I sprang out of bed and put on the clothes I’d brought over the previous night. Leimomi dressed too, still lost in thought at the prospect of a makeover. She followed me out and sat down across the kitchenette island from me, on one of the tall stools. I got to work on some spam, macaroni, and cheese. I found the sauce from the packets was less gross with some milk and spices added, and randomly found part of a red pepper to mix in.

“You didn’t think much about being a lesbian before, huh. What do you think now? Gonna get those intertwined Venus symbols tattooed? Doc Martens?”

“I dunno. If you think it’s a good idea.”

“Again this power I have. I feel like an evil hypnotist from Scooby-Doo.”

“I just don’t care what I look like, I guess. Like, you know why.”

“Sorry, babe. But yeah, I think it’ll be real fun to get you dyke clothes, at least to wear ’til your hair grows back.”

“You’re a weird weirdo, but you’re my girlfriend, so I gotta do what you say.”

“Lovers are supposed to be partners, equals. If you gotta do what I say, then I gotta do what you say. Any requests?,” I said, gesturing to the food I was making.

“Naw. You do it pretty good.”

“Just ‘pretty good’? Sounds like there’s room for improvement. You don’t have to know how to cook to know how to judge food. Just think, would I like this better if we did it like that? I’ve made this for you before. Didn’t do the pepper last time, but I had green onion and cayenne for garnish. What did you think? Was that alright?”

“Green onion, is that the little green rings?”

“The way I cut it that time, yeah.”

“I didn’t mind those, but I didn’t like them either.”

“That’s OK, I don’t have any this time. How’d you like the texture? Like, how it felt in your mouth.”

“It was OK.”

“Coulda been better?”

“I dunno.”

“Don’t make me follow through on that clown thing.”

“Hehe. OK, so what do you want?”

“Was it too creamy, too thick, too sticky, too rich, too thin? Do you prefer a different kind of sauce with macaroni? If it’s really OK, then it’s OK. But if it’s not OK and you’re pretending just to be nice, I’m gonna make us have clown sex.”

“Is that a promise?”

“Alright, so now I see how it is. You really don’t care about macaroni sauce, and you might be into clown sex. These are important things to know, for our future together. I will take these mental notes and never reverse or overwrite them with contravening information. No matter how much you protest, from now on, I will know that you want to look like a clown when we fuck.”

“Don’t make it so complicated.”

“So like, a simple clown outfit, nothing too fancy. A few polka dots, big shoes, a red nose?”

“Yeah. But I thought you wanted me to dress like a butch dyke.”

“You know the ‘D’ word now? You’ll be ready for Pride in no time. Hm... I gotta figure out where to get combat boots with novelty foot length.”

“A butch clown? I don’t think the lesbians would be jealous of you anymore.”

“Damn! This is too complicated. Maybe you were better prepared to go lesbo than I was.”

“Heehee.” She got shy.

“Hey, you’re thinking about something and not telling me.” The water was up to a boil so I turned the heat down to seven and poured in the pasta.

“We both weren’t prepared. We don’t have a double dildo.”

I stood up straight in shock, though by then I should have been getting used to the idea of her knowing more about sex, in her own way. “What. What do you know about double dildos, girl?”

“Well, usually lesbians use a double dildo, right? Like one side goes in my pussy, and, uh...”

“Best place for me to put my end is the back door. But I’m sure plenty of lesbians don’t have double dildos. Where did you hear about that?”

“I just saw a porno once. Some ladies used a double dildo. Guess I thought...”

“We could use a double dildo, if you want. Sounds fun.” I stirred the macaroni, had to bust some apart as they had started to clump in the freshly released flour goo.

“Heehee.” She played with her hands.

“What else do you know about lesbian stuff?”

“Ya know, I never thought about it, but the pornos I saw are different from the lesbians I see around town. Like, in the pornos they have pretty hair and makeup, wear skirts and heels and stuff.”

“Sharp. That’s right. Most of those pornos are made for straight dudes. Might look different if ladies made ’em.”

“Why don’t ladies make ’em?”

“I dunno, but I could take a few guesses. You wanna be like a real life lesbian, like the ones on the streets, or would you rather be a porno lesbian, like in the movies?”

“We get a choice?”

“Always.”

“You are like a porno lesbian.”

“Guess I made my choice. How about you?”

“If I have short hair, I’ll hafta be like a real life lesbian.”

“Or you could mix it up. That’s what they call ‘queer’.”

“So if I have short hair, but I still wear makeup and stuff, I am queer, but if I have short hair and I wear a flannel shirt, I am butch?”

“That’s close enough to right.”

“I dunno. I don’t like to be wrong, to say the wrong thing. Maybe I won’t talk about this stuff with real life lesbians.”

“Just porno lesbians like me, right?”

“Umm, maybe just you. Not another porno lesbian.” She considered that. “Wait, are there porno lesbians in real life, aside from you?”

“Not a lot of us, and I’m sure most of us wouldn’t want to be called that. They also say ‘lipstick lesbian’ for ladies that stay lady-like, though most of them are still gonna do things their own funny way. I kinda like that porno lesbian thing for myself, because I’m not gonna dress like the singer from 4 Non Blondes.”

“I don’t get that one. You lost me again.”

“Hahahaha, you’re in for a treat. I’m gonna look that up for you when we’re done eating.” I served up the food.

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