#heavy and medic are sharing

[lovemug16]

Pretend I took them to a kermes and I got them all food... MEDIC IS DRINKING A PISTACHIO AGUAS FRESCAS, NOT A BAJA BLAST....

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[parisoonic]

You’ll get what you're given.

[fekoff]

i forgot i made this months ago

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[aduckmurder]

Gay people are awesome

[doobnnoob-tf2]

The Mercs are given a tub of classic Lego. What do they build?

Scout: he builds a baseball stadium, no shock. it doesn't look great but it's easy to tell what he was going for. he even has it set up to look like there's a game going on and there's a crowd in the stands. and of course he's the one up to bat at that moment. he shows off where his Ma and brothers are all sitting, and even shows that the whole team is there too. and then he goes to show off one "person" and gets quiet and just moves on from there to show off everything else

Soldier: no one is entirely sure what he made. it's.. something, that's for sure! eventually he explains that it's a bunch of raccoons stacked on each other and using a rocket launcher. no one sees it but they all smile and nod along anyway

Pyro: they spend hours upon hours upon hours working. hoarding most of the pieces, not letting anyone see what they're doing. and when it's time to reveal, they show they've made a perfect replica of the base with one open wall to see inside and even included tiny representations of everyone on the team

Demoman: he doesn't just build one thing, he builds several things and they're all various mythical creatures. ones he says he's either seen with his own eye, or fought with his own hands. he tells each story as he presents them all and when he gets to Nessie, he drops her on the floor and smiles as the pieces shatter

Heavy: the pieces are a bit too small for his fingers, so he has a hard time getting anything together. eventually he gives up after trying way too long to build his family's cabin and instead sits back to watch everyone else

Engineer: no one knows how he does it. it shouldn't have been possible and he refuses to explain how he did it. but he made a functioning Lego Sentry that shoots out other pieces

Medic: he draws a blank at first. he spends most of his time trying to figure out what to make and before long realizes he hasn't done anything and then scrambles to just do anything. he ends up making an anatomically correct heart and started to make lungs as well but didn't finish. so he says they're just Spy's

Sniper: he starts off trying to make his campervan, but then he turns it into trying to make his dream campervan. and then that evolves into him using whatever he can to build a little desert scene around it with a campfire and cacti and so on. he gets so absorbed into it, he doesn't even realize it's time to show off what everyone made and just keeps working

Spy: at first he ignores it, saying he's above playing with toys. but while he sits and watches everyone else, he finds himself randomly snapping pieces together and eventually it turns into him making something out of it. he makes a house, and then gets up and leaves without explaining any further

[thatrandomblogging]

A Remake of an Old SFM of Mine

[magnusapix]

Peaceful :)

[ruthytwoshakes]

holy freakshow I tototally forgot to show off my new epic fursona deisgng

bask in her glory whyis this image so large

her name is Ruth becuausde my name is awesome and it stands for ruthless unstoppable terrorizing hellspawn . She’s 16 and wants to kill you but she can’t because she has braces and it hurts to bite. She glows in da dark because she’s really cool and her favorite food is caramel apple lollipops.

[paninicupcakke]

POV: HeavyMedic baking 🧁

SniperSpy peeping on them

(Suggestive)

Heavy: Here. Your turn with icing

*hands him tube of icing*

Medic: …

>:3

*takes it and intentionally squirts some on his cheek*

Oops. Mein bad.

Heavy: ?!?!

What was that for?

Medic: I’m sorry.

Here, I’ll clean it for you.

*licks it off his cheek*

Heavy: *blushes*…

*squeezes the tube so it sprays all over Medic*

Medic: *chuckles* !!!

🚐

Sniper:

*spying on them with his scope*

Heheh. Yeah now lick it off.

Spy: *uncloaks behind him*

Who the hell are you looking at?!

Let me see.

*steals his gun to look thru scope*

Sniper: AGHH!?! Ya bloody snake! Get your own scope!

Spy: Oh. Ohh.

Sniper: What’re they doin’?!

Spy: The doctor is stripping himself of his shirt...-

Ooh. Heavy is helping him with his belt now-

Sniper: GIMME THE DAMN RIFLE!!!

*tackles him*

[theterribletenno]

Mmmmmmmmm. What if there were two warframes; released simultaneously, based on the same core theme, and obtained in similar or identical way, but with complementary skillsets; made to be used in tandem? One is tanky and has abilities tailored for close-quarters combat and the other is a buff-stacking tactical support? Both more than adequate on their own but made to go together as a perfect pair?

[i12neil]

tf2 queer hcs for pride month !!!

red scout ; transfem bisexual he/she. very hesistant to use she/her and probably only just came out. has a "so what" attitude about it. very masc presenting.

blu scout ; transfem pan ace she/they. more open about it and more fem presenting than red scout.

red soldier ; queer he/him. he doesn't think too hard about it.

blu soldier ; transmasc queer he/him. also doesn't think too hard about it. did his top surgery himself.

red pyro ; enby butch polyam lesbian any pronouns. need i say more.

blu pyro ; eldritch alien being not of this world. gender is foreign to them and they don't understand it. their suit is quite literally their skin.

red heavy ; trans gay bear he/him. you are not immune to trans heavy propaganda 🌀🌀🌀

blu heavy ; transfem butch she/he. likes to be called holly.

red demoman ; pan polyam aroace he/they. complicated relationship with his gender.

blu demoman ; transmasc polyam bisexual ace any pronouns. more in touch with his gender than red demoman.

red engineer ; trans aromantic polyam bisexual he/him. very complicated sense of self. sees his body as more of a vessel for something greater. considers the gunslinger part of his transition.

blu engineer ; trans aromantic polyam gay bear he/she. much more in touch with himself. used to struggle with the same thing as red engie but pulled himself out of that mindset. no surgeries because 💥💥💥💥

red medic ; gay bear he/him. might fuck around with she/her from time to time.

blu medic ; queer he/she/they. will give you a sex change no questions asked.

red sniper ; queer he/it. doesn't care for labels.

blu sniper ; transfem polyam bisexual it/she. similar to red scout with how it presents.

red spy ; queer any pronouns. he doesn't care. comes into work as a different gender each day, but is often more masc presenting.

blu spy ; same as red spy, but more femme.

[parisoonic]

last ones i swear

[pyrotation]

which guy i have not drawn a lot/not good at drawing but youd like me to draw more ◔◡◔

[textingtroublesanswers]

*As soon as Zeno is pulled out of the cage he rights himself and flies over to the crow, beginning his dance, giving his enthusiastic bows and coos as song to accompany. Ignore how he was almost lost in the sauce of depression at understanding he had been rejected but mere moments before, He was a new bird now with endless possibilities! Nothing would stand in his way! THIS BIRD was the love of his life!!!*

-🦖

(I'm writing this character but I'm rolling my eyes at him too. Ridiculous bird hahaha)

Aristotle gives Zeno a once over, then begins to sing a soft, almost melodic tune to the other bird. As Sir Hootsalot watches, the crow begins to almost imitate Zeno's dance, although it is slightly different enough for Ludwig to notice it as a crow's mating dance instead.

"Oh, Heavy, look at them! They're dancing for each other!"

"Is that good?"

"They're both trying to court each other, Liebling! Like when we began dating."

Mikhail chuckles, "I would bring doktor books to read together, & many sandwiches to keep you well fed."

Ludwig gives him a little kiss, "I would focus on you more in battle, & take more time to tend to your wounds by hand outside of it."

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

Poor Pangur, alone and forgotten, no longer the spotlight, how will she ever survive? Clearly unloved beast of yesterday, the new youth is all the rage of modern day

Hi! Can you please give Pangur some love from me? I’m a bit worried that she’s getting less attention with all of Belphie and Grim’s medical emergencies recently

the attention my animals get from me does not correlate to how many photos I upload to tumblr.