#heaven was instead of hell

[wolfythewitch]

I put your jesus art on my wall (/ω\)

(hope that's ok)

Heaven yeah that's definitely okay

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 4; Divine Purpose

[flintbian]

There's a disabled angel in good omens 🥺

[moistrodent]

The way HH portrays oppression is honestly weird if not harmful, the only thing Heaven does is commit an annual genocide. That’s bad but actual oppressive regimes don’t act like that, it’s obviously written from the point of view of a rich person. The main character is a rich white woman. It’s about a rich white woman civilising the poor, the sex workers, the alcoholics, the violent.

Even redemption, it’s wallowing in pity. It’s not changing and bettering yourself. Angel Dust does not apologise for sexually harassing Husker instead it’s all of his actions being justified by the narrative. His punishment is sexual abuse. Yes he’s not a perfect victim, I’m not. I don’t think anyone is. But in the eyes of the narrative his actions that hurt people are okay because he’s been sexually abused.

Hazbin Hotel feels like there was little foresight for how honest to god awful the themes of the story are.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

hmm... in a "Charlie gets wings" scenario, which sparks more joy...

the idea of Charlie very awkwardly unfolding a pair of gold angel wings that almost perfectly match Adam's (the ones her mom would have had if Lilith hadn't gone all demon) except they have only one stripe (like Vaggie's) and Vaggie is gleefully assuring her gf that she wears them SO MUCH BETTER than Adam ever did

OR, Charlie deliberately giving herself a pair of dragon-like wings, to match with Razzle (and the fallen Dazzle), setting herself completely apart from angelic dad bc she's hellborn and proud of it

XD charlie getting the gold ones and being all "nooo.... nnnoooooooo i don't want those... icky, icky associations... let's just trade them out ok???"

and THEN making herself the demon wings like aaahhhh yessss MUCH better o^w^o

(vaggie waking up next morning to find Charlie not in bed but something overhead SNORES, and it's her girlfriend, her gf has become a sleepy demon-winged cocoon snuggle blob, hanging upside down from their bed canopy by her demon tail, crashing on top of vaggie with a yelp the moment vaggie tries tentatively poking her gf awake with one of her own feathery wings) (it Tickled)

[guardian-of-soho]

It’s odd to me when people hear Aziraphale say “Well, obviously you said no to Hell — you’re the bad guys,” and think he’s calling Crowley bad. He said “obviously” Crowley would never willingly work for them. He’s calling Crowley good, as firmly as he did in front of Job’s children.

[kameonerd566]

Something so funny to me about good omens s2 is that when we get the big reveal of what happened to Gabriel he's literally just like "hehe hoho I disobeyed heaven oopsie doopsie time to go to hell-e-wellie-poo >.<" and then the council is like lol nah u can stay and he's just like O FUCC

[missmics]

Some more drawings on that "Charlie grows up on Earth in the 1930's" fic I'm working on, from before she and Alastor end up in Hell and meet Lucifer, because everything is getting messy

[seaweedraindraws]

Sir Pentious Week Day 5: Break / Resting I found it very interesting that his pjs were almost exactly like his Heaven outfit

[askweisswolf]

Understated potential Chaggily dynamic: Emily being the emotional support dog to Charlie and Vaggie’s anxious cheetah energy when it comes to anything Heaven related.

[faaun]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

[allastoredeer]

Archangel anon again! Here for those extended Gabriel headcanons. Okay! Gabriel's the messenger of heaven, so i imagine that it's his's responsibility to convey messages between heaven and hell. That makes Gabe the only sibling Lucifer has been allowed to have simi-consistent contact with since his fall. They're not allowed to have long, deep conversations, but they do try to catch up a tiny bit. I see Gabe as a trickster with a heart of gold. Seemingly a charismatic goofball who takes very little seriously. A fast-talking, smooth-talking, ALWAYS talking jokester who can make you want to tear your hair out one second, then charm the pants off you the next. He's the best liar of the family, incredibly good at playing dumb despite actually being quite cunning, strategic, and above all else, PETTY. He is very protective of his siblings, especially Lucifer nowadays (side-effect of being the only sibling allowed to talk to him) and can hold a grudge like no ones business.

But, the main reason I wanted to give special attention to Gabe is because of his patronage. As I was doing research on Gabriel I made a delightful discovery ripe with potential. Remember how I said Gabriel is the patron of communication services? Well another way to phrase it would be he holds patronage over all forms of transmitting information from point A to point B. This includes telecommunications that transmit information through electrical means. Such as telegraph, telephone, internet, and broadcasting. ALL forms of broadcasting. Including both television AND RADIO.😃😃😃

Do you see? Do you see the abundance of potential that I see?? Gabriel is the Patron Archangel of both TV AND RADIO. He holds dominion over

TV AND RADIO

I cannot begin to describe the joy I felt when I made that discovery! Instantly got the brain buzzing.

Alastor and Gabriel have the capacity for either becoming instant best friends or instant enemies and I can't decide which one I like more... Oh who am I kidding, it's enemies. Imagine Gabriel is visiting Lucifer and Charlie and he inevitably buts heads with Alastor. Either Alastor says something snide about Gabe himself, or maybe Lucifer. Meanwhile, Gabe has gone uncharacteristically quiet and just stares at Al for a long moment. Then, an unreadable smile slowly forms on his face and he laughs good-naturedly, slapping Alastor on the back a BIT too hard but otherwise just says "You got me there, buddy" before sauntering away.

But the next morning, Alastor tries to enter his radio tower to do his morning show, only to find the door is locked tight and there's some kind of powerful ward keeping him from shadow-porting in. Then, every radio in hell suddenly comes alive as none other than Gabriel's loud, bombastic voice comes pouring enthusiastically from the speakers.

Gabriel has redefined the term "pirate radio" by not only hijacking Alastor's radio tower, but also literally every radio in hell. And worse, he's turned Al's show into one of those "zany" morning-zoo radio shows. The kind of shows thar are more annoying than funny that always play on the radio on your way to work or school? I imagine Alastor considers those shows a perversion of his medium. And as the cherry on top, Gabe refuses to relinquish control back to Alastor calls in (the number is 1 777 3625, that's 1 777 DMBK🤭) and apologizes ON AIR for all of hell to hear.🤣🤣🤣

You know what, I'm kind of with Alastor on this one.

If someone messed with my passion like that, I would never apologize. I would double down. I'd never stop pushing those buttons, consequences be damned. You want me to say sorry? Nah, bitch, how about you stop being a wuss?

LOL I think Alastor would take a megaphone, plop himself on a rooftop (or just roam the streets) and do his broadcast like that. He'd find himself a soapbox to stand on. You know, the old fashioned way. I mean, depending on if Alastor can control radiowaves, he might be able to hijack one of the speakers he set up all over Hell. He'd pick a new one every day, and diss on ol' Gabe. He'd go into how Heaven keeps repressing the sinners of Hell, first it was the Extermination, and now Heaven's silencing their voices. When will the tyranny end? How long will they put up with this??

LOL Idk now that I'm thinking about it, the idea of Alastor starting a revolution against Heaven purely out of spite is incredibly funny and I love it.

(Also that is really interesting about Gabriel patron of communication 👀 that has so much potential)

[ozlices]

i. i just. i just think. i just think that. i just think that oz vessalius. [clenches fist and just starts sobbing from affection]

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

fun youngblood chronicle idea: patrick dies of his injuries in the phoenix music video and the only thing keeping him alive is the drugs from young volcanos/demon possessing him

[ivyithink]

behold the fools!

separately: some of the smartest (if not actually THE smartest) people in the room

together: share one rusty dusty braincell that they stubbornly refuse to actually use

[cherubchoirs]

About Lucifer being your favourite, i feel like authors like to torture their favourite character the most (cough cough John Milton we see u 2)

i am doing NOTHING if not just carrying on milton's legacy. i think it's very plain to see that milton had a fascination with who satan was an entity (after all, i'm sure he was quite real to milton) - paradise lost has such a sublime view of satan, such a beautiful blend of a being that was once an archangel and who has turned, in pain he knows is self-inflicted, to an archdemon because he has to make this a choice. lucifer leads his angels, he risks his life to carve a path through chaos to find earth, and he wants nothing more than to ruin adam and eve to strike back at god, yet upon seeing them he hates his plans, hates himself for knowing what he will do. like i feel i'm constantly bringing up favorite scenes from this poem, but satan nearly abandoning his revenge because he sees how lovely and how happy adam and eve are in their own paradise...only to have it turn, seeing their perfection soon instead reinforcing what he lost, what he can never have again, and it overcomes his guilt. satan doesn't bring about the fall of man with delight, he does it because he hurts so immensely and he wants humanity to feel it too. yet it just causes further suffering on his part because god forgives mankind. he sends his son to save them, meaning humanity, even in their fall, has hope satan can never have. he and his angels alone are rejected eternally with no prospect of returning to heaven. it's devastating when satan is the hero, to see that he is truly lost, and i think it perfectly encapsulates the tragedy of what he is. so. that's where i'm coming from and why i lose my mind over lucifer in particular thank you