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It's insane how Pei Ming slutted his way through life and slutted it up even more once ascended, banging mortal, god, ghost, and demon alike yet he managed to be known as The God of Love. People wish STDs upon his hoe ass and STILL pray to him for luck with romance. Meanwhile one unfortunate government mandated typo and poor Feng Xin is forever known as Thick Dick Daddy 27. Like how is that fair.
#feng xin probably isn't a virgin but he has the aura of someone who had sex one (1) time and then never again#tried it and was like “this isn't what god intended for me 🙏”#(that god being him)#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#feng xin#pei ming#this man is xie lian certified eye candy so like go off king#more like get off king amirite lads
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I’m going to go insane over the fact that Ekko and Powder’s dance scene was animated in 4 fps, the same amount of time he was able to rewind.
Also in his fight on the bridge in season 1, it takes exactly 4 seconds for Ekko to hit her in the fight.
And in the scene where Ekko is trying to talk Jinx down, we see that Jinx has IV still marked on her face. While it is a nod to Vi’s tattoo, IV also means 4. The 4 seconds that Ekko kept on reusing when convincing her to live.
#arcane#Jayce may have had to walk through hell but Ekko had to give up heaven#he was trying so hard to stay in that moment forever#Also in his fight on the bridge in season 1 it takes exactly 4 seconds#for Ekko to hit her in the fight.#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#jinx arcane#jinx#jinx league of legends#arcane ekko#Ekko#ekko arcane#ekkojinx#ekko league of legends#timebomb#ekko x jinx
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What I’m learning from reading danmei is that the only way to tell another man you love him is to literally die in front of him and then he’ll figure it out
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#tian guan ci fu#hualian#mxtx svsss#mxtx characters#svsss#2ha#erha#mdzs#mxtx mdzs#mxtx novels#danmei#downside is you’re dead#upside is resurrection of some type is usually possible#just straight up telling them is out of the question#there’s like a 1 yr minimum cooldown time tho
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Teens but older... advanced teens
#lincoln has white hair because he spent by far the most time in heaven either pissing or being in jail#being in heaven as a living person should have a physical toll on you. and it looked cool.#the kids are alright (dont look at normal)#digital art#digital drawing#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#dungeons & daddies#dndad s2 1/2#dndads s2 and a half#my artwork#fan art#fanart#“did you make hero and taylor get married just so you could divorce them?” yes. divorce as a dynamic is so funny#dndaddies#lincoln li wilson#normal swallows oak garcia#taylor swift#scary marlowe#hero swallows oak garcia#normal oak#hero oak#i will eventually draw all their kids when i settle on designs and personalities just let me cook#though im not 100 percent sure anyone wants to see what are basically ocs so honestly we'll see#gothcleats#antihero#if you think that hero looks like tyzias... yeah. youre right.
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IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST
ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK
#hazbin hotel#SWEETIE SHORT KING LUCI KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A LADY FELLAS TAKE NOTES#WENT FROM DAD TO DADDY HERE#IM CRYYING THE X2 CUCKERY OF HEAVEN#DEFINITELY ANOTHER REASON WHY HE WAS FALLEN HE TEMPTED NOT JUST 1 BUT 2 MARRIED WOMEN AWAY FROM THEIR HUSBANDS#THE SAME HUSBAND#IM CRYING X2#lucifer morningstar#He is top 2 fighting against alastor as my fav rn#hazbin hotel spoilers#the show must go on#sidrabbles
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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I love how Xie Lian just. lets Hua Cheng carry him during the battle with General Milestone in season one. Xie Lian lets San Lang treat him like a princess, refusing to let his beloveds feet be sullied by filth. Xie Lian could absolutely get down if he wanted to and beat the general himself.
#tgcf rewatch… again#mxtx hell#xie lian#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf donghua#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#tgcf xie lian#tgcf novel#hua cheng#san lang#tgcf san lang#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#hualian#tgcf season 1
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*bracing myself on my knees and trying to breath, nursing a cramp*
I got here as fast as I can. I just wanted to point out that THIS…
Is one of the gayest fucking lines of television I’ve heard in my life.
Even if the presence of the song itself somehow wasn’t a flashing spotlight enough, the literal voice of God directly draws attention to it. Telling us that in universe, a nightingale really is in fact singing in Barkley square, and to know its music is sweet regardless of if we can hear it. Just like there are really in fact angels (one fallen but we’ll let it slide) dining at the ritz, and they’ve been falling in love regardless of if they’ve been allowed to openly pursue that feeling.
And hell, maybe it’s BECAUSE of the traffic that the nightingale finally sings. Perhaps it wasn’t ready until it was sure no one else could listen.
#couldn't get this across but God's tone of voice on but it was there... is SO telling#there's such a cheekiness to it#part of leaving the garden means leaving that surveillance#being able to make free choices and do so PRIVATELY#WITHOUT fear of consequence#something beautiful and rare is happening at that table#and it's now NONE of heaven or hell's damn business#good omens#ineffable husbands#Crowley#aziraphale#season 1#a nightingale sang in Barkley square#episode 6#1x06#biceratops#meta#analysis
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Neil Gaiman at The Art of Elysium's 2024 Heaven Gala by wetalkduringmovies, 6.1.2024 :) (x)
Neil: I'm writing the script right now.
Q: Really? For the show?
Neil: For the show.
Q: Wow, that's really exciting. Hi. Me and Sasha are on the red carpet for Art of Elysium Neil Gaiman's Heaven Gala. I was wondering, when it comes to adaptation, whether it's adapting something like Christian text into something like Good Omens or adapting the book into a TV show, how do you approach that process?
Neil: A lot of the time, you try and figure out what it is that you responded to and why the new medium... what the new medium can bring to it. So with Good Omens, for example, adapting that, I had to go, okay, well, I've got this big, sprawling book with an awful lot of characters in it, and I'm going to have to make that into a show. And Crowley and Aziraphale are going to be my stars, so I need them in it more, and I need to give them a story, and I need to hang it and shape it around them. And once I had that idea, then adapting it was relatively easy.
Q: Okay, that's amazing. And congrats on Season Three.
#good omens#gos3#season 3#neil gaiman#videos#interview#neil interview#season 1#bts#The Art of Elysium’s 2024 Heaven Gala#transcripts
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Now I am free from exams.
#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel#hazbin#lucifer magne#hazbin hotel art#lucifer art#lucifer morningstar fanart#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#lucifer#hazbin heaven#hazbin art#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel season 1#hazbin lore
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The most problematic thing about Hua Cheng isn't the debauched city he runs or the statue drama or even the murders. It's how he didn't let Quan Yizhen ride the spooky skeleton drawn golden carriage even though he clearly really really wanted to.
#like what was that for sir#the carriage was a two seater#quan yizhen is literally puqi shrine's nr 1 patron#and he also decked pei ming in the head with a four poster bed if anyone should appreciate the hilarity of that it's hua cheng#disabled-on-disabled discrimination smh#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#hua cheng#quan yizhen#denying him anything is a first degree felony
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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Song - 夜猫 by 张蔷
[eng by me]
#douyin#douyin comments#humour#food#tbh i don't really like 'oh boy' as a tl of 好家伙#the other alternatives were like 'goodness' or 'heavens' etc and i personally feel those were worse options#1. bc they're religious and 好家伙 is very much not and 2. i feel like when you read them it feels very old-texan-lady#i was gonna go w 'this guy' as a tl bc it's smth i'd say but i didn't go with it bc idk if other ppl read it the same way as i do
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something abt that pic of them was so biblical to me
#what are they yapping about wrong answers only#it’s giving Plato and Aristotle#landoscar#my art#f1 art#landoscar art#oscar piastri#lando norris#they are very dear to me your honor#the 1-2 SWITCH DURING THE SPRINT I was in heaven#top ten moments#f1#formula 1
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hotter than hell
[ID: Digital art of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum in their alternative universe form based off an angel Vash and Devil Wolfwood illustration Nightow did. The both of them are sitting side by side, exhausted from the heat, Vash has his arms crossed, leaned against his knees and his head against his arms, eyes closed as sweat drips from his face. His wings spreads over the both of them to shield them from the sun. Wolfwood is sitting with his right leg extended and his left leg with the knee slightly up. His eyes are also closed with a clear grimacing expression. He uses one of his small devil wings to fan Vash, the text effect reads “flap flap”. Being in the shadows, the palette is cool, blues and purples. A sliver of light shines on the parts not covered by wings in a bright orange/yellow. END ID]
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#this is such a random piece but i just wanted to draw these versions of them...#usually im a double angel vw kind of guy . i like the imagery of angel ww but his little antenna horns and triangle tail and devil wings#very cute... and frankly vw has duality in this field... of angel and devil. demon and diablo and whatnot#but ultimately the angel motifs suits vash the most if nightows side illustrations and book covers are anything to go by#like the covers for vol 5 and vol 8... he is lovely in wings - both the winged kind and his plant-esque kind#and mortal wolfwood my no.1 forever. the idea of devil ww guiding an angel vash back to heaven is a fun thought though#theres probably like 800 stories with that kind of angel/devil plot but im beaming it at vw#ruporas art
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what i actually mean when i say "i watch f1"
#im both almost totally attracted to women AND ace#so being in this fandom is so funny to me#IM THE ONE ON THE CHAIR OFC#rpf is the only way to heaven#formula 1#formula one#f1#carlos sainz jr#carlando#lando norris#max verstappen#versainz#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#brocedes#sebastian vettel#kimi raikkonen#simi#galex#george russell#alex albon#etc etc#you get the gist#i feel like elphaba in defying gravity exposing myself like this#its me!!! ITS MEEEEeeEeEe!!!!#SOOO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEEEE LOOK TO WESTERN SKYYYY
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