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Heather B. Swann - Would I Lie to You? (tasmanian oak, stained wax), 2022

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Heather B Swann (b1961) Australian

Leda and the Swan (2018-23)

text: Art Gallery of New South Wales

exhibited at: www.the-national.com.au

www.the-national.com.au/artists/heather-b-swann/ouroboros/  Jane Clark

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1. Starlight express

2. Dear Evan Hansen

3. Glinda from wicked

4. Bonnie from B+C

5. Grease

6. School of rock

7. Engine of love from starlight express

8. The rap from starlight express

9. Kristen chenoweth, Reva rice, Jeremy Jordan, Aaron tveit, Laura Osnes, Matthew Goodgame, John Legend, John partridge, Jane Krakowski, Idinal manzel, Idia swann, Sadie Christmas, Ryan Mcartan, Heather Hadley, Keke Palmer, Ben Cook, Julianne Hugh, James Monroe Iglehart, Betsy Wolfe, Stark sands, Todrick hall, billy porter, Amy Lenox, Catherine Cornwall, Tashina spring. (and many more x)

10. Little Shop of horrors

11. Bonnie and clyde the musical

12. Les miserables

13. Enchanted, Robin hood, Moana, Princess and the frog.

14. Jesus Christ Superstar

15. Dirty Dancing

16. I went to watch school of rock the musical with my bestfriend and one of the cast members were scared of how excited we were lmao

17. Great Gatsby

18. Moulin rouge

19. Tracy from hairspray

20. Greaseball from starlight express

21. He'll whistle at me from starlight express

22. Hellfire from hunchback of Notre dame

23. Good morning Baltimore from hairspray

24. Raise you up from kinky boots

25. Cool rider the musical

26. Bonnie and clyde the musical (the uk tour was cancelled last night and it closed on broadway after like a month)

27. Les miserables

28. Dear Evan Hansen

29. Waitress

Musical theater ask game!

Send a number into someone's ask box for them to answer the question!

Favorite musical

Least favorite musical

Unrealistic dream role

Realistic dream role

Favorite musical you haven't seen live

Favorite musical you have seen live

Favorite song from your favorite musical

Least favorite song from your favorite musical

Actors you wish to meet

Musical you want to see again

Musical you wish you saw more content for

Musical you wish you saw less content for

Movies you wish had musical adaptations

A musical you like better than the movie

A movie musical you like better than the stage show

Interesting theater experiences?

Musical you wish had a bootleg/slime tutorial but doesn't (to your knowledge)

A musical you wish you could see the proshot for

Favorite musical main character

Favorite musical villain

Favorite "I want" song

Favorite villain song

Favorite opening number

Favorite closing number

Musical that deserves a cast recording but didn't get one

Musical that closed too soon

Musical that has stayed open for way too long

Musical you used to love but now hate

Musical you used to hate but now love

Just something I've been toying around with in my head, I'll add more if requested!

[et-alia]

Heather B Swann, The Okays, 2017 

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Season 1 Gilmore Girls References (Breakdown)

Yay! All the season 1 references have been posted. Before I start posting season 2, I wanted to post this little breakdown for your enjoyment :) It starts with some statistics and then below the cut is a list of all the specific references.

Overall amount of references in season 1: 605

Top 10 Most Common References: NSYNC (5), Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (5), Taylor Hanson (6), Leo Tolstoy (7), Lucky Spencer (7), Marcel Proust (7), PJ Harvey (7), The Bangles (8), The Donna Reed Show (8), William Shakespeare (10)

Which episodes had the most references: #1 is That Damn Donna Reed with 55 references. #2 is Christopher Returns with 44 references 

What characters made the most references (Only including characters/actors who were in the opening credits): Lorelai had the most with 237 references, Rory had second most with 118, and Lane had third most with 48.

First reference of the season: Jack Kerouac referenced by Lorelai 

Final reference of the season: Adolf Eichmann referenced by Michel 

  Movies/TV Shows/Episodes/Characters, Commercials, Cartoons/Cartoon Characters, Plays, Documentaries:

9 1/2 Weeks, Alex Stone, Alfalfa, An Affair To Remember, A Streetcar Named Desire, Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman, Avon Commercials, Bambi, Beethoven, Boogie Nights, Cabaret, Casablanca, Charlie's Angels, Charlie Brown cartoons, Christine, Cinderella, Citizen Kane, Daisy Duke, Damien Thorn, Dawson Leery, Donna Stone, Double Indemnity, Double Mint Commercials, Ethel Mertz, Everest, Felix Unger, Fiddler On The Roof, Footloose, Freaky Friday, Fred Mertz, Gaslight, General Hospital, G.I. Jane, Gone With The Wind, Grease, Hamlet, Heathers, Hee Haw, House On Haunted Hill, Ice Castles, I Love Lucy, Iron Chef, Ishtar, Jeff Stone, Joanie Loves Chachi, John Shaft, Lady And The Tramp, Life With Judy Garland: Me And My Shadows, Love Story, Lucky Spencer, Lucy Raises Chickens, Lucy Ricardo, Lucy Van Pelt, Macbeth,  Magnolia, Mary Stone, Mask, Midnight Express, Misery, Norman Bates, Officer Krupke, Oompa Loompas, Old Yeller, Oscar Madison, Out Of Africa, Patton, Pepe Le Pew, Peyton Place, Pink Ladies, Pinky Tuscadero, Ponyboy, Psycho, Queen Of Outer Space, Rapunzel, Richard III, Ricky Ricardo, Rocky Dennis, Romeo And Juliet, Rosemary's Baby, Sandy Olsson, Saved By The Bell, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, Schroeder, Sesame Street, Seven Brides For Seven Brothers, Sex And The City, Sixteen Candles, Sleeping Beauty, Star Trek, Stanley Kowalski, Stella Kowalski, Stretch Cunningham, The Champ, The Comedy Of Errors, The Crucible, The Donna Reed Show, The Duke's Of Hazzard, The Fly, The Great Santini, The Little Match Girl, The Matrix, The Miracle Worker, The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Outsiders, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, The View, The Waltons, The Way We Were, The Scarecrow, This Old House, V.I.P., Valley Of The Dolls, Vulcans, Wild Kingdom, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Wheel Of Fortune, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, Working Girl, Yogi Bear, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown

Bands, Songs, CDs:

98 Degrees, Air Supply, Apple Venus Volume 2, Backstreet Boys, Bee Gees, Black Sabbath, Blue Man Group, Blur, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bush, Duran Duran, Everlong, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Grandaddy, Hanson, I'm Too Sexy, Joy Division, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Kraftwerk, Like A Virgin, Livin La Vida Loca, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Man I Feel Like A Woman, Metallica, Money Money, My Ding-A-Ling, NSYNC, On The Good Ship Lollipop, Pink Moon, Queen, Rancid, Sergeant Pepper, Shake Your Bon Bon, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Sister Sledge, Smoke On The Water, Steely Dan, Suppertime, Tambourine Man, The B-52s, The Bangles, The Beatles, The Best Of Blondie, The Cranberries, The Cure, The Offspring, The Sugarplastic, The Wallflowers, The Velvet Underground, Walk Like An Egyptian, XTC, Ya Got Trouble, Young Marble Giants

Books/Book Characters, Comic Books/Comic Book Characters, Comic Strips: 

A Mencken Chrestomathy, A Tale Of Two Cities, Anna Karenina, Belle Watling, Boo Radley, Carrie, David Copperfield, Dick Tracy, Dopey (One of the seven dwarfs) Goofus And Gallant, Great Expectations, Grinch, Hannibal Lecter, Hansel And Gretel, Harry Potter (book as well as character referenced), Huckleberry Finn, Little Dorrit, Madame Bovary, Moby Dick, Mommie Dearest, Moose Mason, Nancy Drew, Out Of Africa, Pinocchio, Swann's Way, The Amityville Horror, The Art Of Fiction, The Bell Jar, The Grapes Of Wrath, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The Lost Weekend, The Metamorphosis, The Portable Dorothy Parker, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath, The Witch Tree Symbol, There's A Certain Slant Of Light, Tuesdays With Morrie, War And Peace, Wonder Woman

Public Figures:

Adolf Eichmann, Alfred Hitchcock, Angelina Jolie, Anna Nicole Smith, Annie Oakley, Antonio Banderas, Arthur Miller, Artie Shaw, Barbara Hutton, Barbara Stanwyck, Barbra Streisand, Beck, Ben Jonson, Benito Mussolini, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Crudup, Bob Barker, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Catherine The Great, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charles I, Charles Dickens, Charles Manson, Charlie Parker, Charlotte Bronte, Charlton Heston, Charo, Cher, Cheryl Ladd, Chris Penn, Christiane Amanpour, Christopher Marlowe, Chuck Berry, Claudine Longet, Cleopatra, Cokie Roberts, Courtney Love, Dalai Lama, Damon Albarn, Dante Alighieri, David Mamet, Donna Reed, Edith Wharton, Edna O'Brien, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Elizabeth Webber, Elle Macpherson, Elsa Klensch, Elvis, Emeril Lagasse, Emily Dickinson, Emily Post, Eminem, Emma Goldman, Errol Flynn, Fabio, Farrah Fawcett, Fawn Hall, Flo Jo, Francis Bacon, Frank Sinatra, Franz Kafka, Fred MacMurray, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Gene Hackman, Gene Wilder, George Clooney, George Sand, George W. Bush, Harry Houdini, Harvey Fierstein, Henny Youngman, Henry David Thoreau, Henry James, Henry VIII, Herman Melville, Homer, Honore De Balzac, Howard Cosell, Hugh Grant, Hunter Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Jaclyn Smith, James Dean, Jane Austen, Jean-Paul Sartre, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Tandy, Jim Carey, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hoffa, Joan Of Arc, Joan Rivers, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Joel Grey, John Cage, John Gardner, John Muir, John Paul II, John Webster, Johnny Cash, Johnny Depp, Joseph Merrick AKA Elephant Man, Judy Blume, Judy Garland, Julian Lennon, Justin Timberlake, Karen Blixen AKA Isak Dinesen, Kate Jackson, Kathy Bates, Kevin Bacon, Kreskin, Lee Harvey Oswald, Leo Tolstoy, Leopold and Loeb, Lewis Carroll, Linda McCartney, Liz Phair, Liza Minnelli, Lou Reed, M Night Shyamalan, Macy Gray, Madonna, Marcel Marceau, Marcel Proust, Margot Kidder, Marie Antoinette, Marie Curie, Marilyn Monroe, Mark Twain, Mark Wahlberg, Marlin Perkins, Martha Stewart, Martha Washington, Martin Luther, Mary Kay Letourneau, Maurice Chevalier, Melissa Rivers, Meryl Streep, Michael Crichton, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Miguel De Cervantes, Miss Manners, Mozart, Nancy Kerrigan, Nancy Walker, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, Nico, Oliver North, Oprah Winfrey, Oscar Levant, Pat Benatar, Paul McCartney, Peter III Of Russia, Peter Frampton, Philip Glass, PJ Harvey, Prince, Queen Elizabeth I, Regis, Richard Simmons, Rick James, Ricky Martin, Robert Duvall, Robert Redford, Robert Smith, Robin Leach, Rosie O'Donnell, Ru Paul, Ruth Gordon, Samuel Barber, Sarah Duchess Of York, Sean Lennon, Sean Penn, Shania Twain, Shelley Hack, Sigmund Freud, Squeaky Fromme, Stephen King, Steven Tyler, Susan Faludi, Susanna Hoffs, Tanya Roberts, Taylor Hanson, Theodore Kaczynski AKA The Unabomber, The Kennedy Family, Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, and Gummo Marx AKA The Marx Brothers, Venus and Serena Williams (The reference was "The Williams Sisters"),Thelonious Monk, Tiger Woods, Tito Puente, Tom Waits, Tony Randall, Tonya Harding, Vaclav Havel, Vanna White, Vivien Leigh, Walt Whitman, William Shakespeare, William Shatner, Yoko Ono, Zsa Zsa Gabor

Misc:

Camelot, Chernobyl Disaster, Cone Of Silence, Hindenburg Disaster, Iran-Contra Affair, Paul Bunyan, The Menendez Murders, Tribbles, Vulcan Death Grip, Whoville, Winchester Mystery House

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Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

by FlockPack

"SpIdEr-MaN dOeSn'T mUrDer. Why do people assume that? Because I try not to injure people? Because I send cards to the people who are hurt? Seriously, I literately eat people to survive."

"But have you ever eaten anyone in-costume? Have you ever eaten anybody that you didn't put research into to confirm that they're pure evil? That's what I thought."

Lazari Swann was her name. She had another one that was a few seconds older, but she didn't know about it for over a decade. Of course, she had many others over the years, thanks to fake I.D.s, or being reborn into a completely different family. Lazari is just what she went by most of the time, so Lazari was her name.

Each new life made her more powerful, but that wasn't why she did it.

Things just got boring every now and then.

But now, she is an Avenger, which has never happened before. She has a crush on a murderer. Nothing new. And she is hiding her true self from her new family. Been there, done that.

She wants to settle down. That was new.

But as far as her new team is aware, she is an innocent boy named Peter Parker. Oh please.

(You do not have to know anything except for the MCU to read this.)

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Blood Is Mine (Webcomic), Creepypasta - Fandom, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Rise of the Guardians (2012), The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Portal (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Nasty Red Dogs (Webcomic), Fran Bow (Video Game), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Until Dawn (Video Game), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Gravity Falls, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Presentable Liberty, Addams Family - All Media Types, Hiveswap, Hiveswap: Friendsim - Fandom, Maximum Ride - James Patterson, Homestuck, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts, Friday (Marvel), Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Wade Wilson, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flee (Rise Of The Guardians), GLaDOS, Bianca di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Itward (Fran Bow), Jason "J. D." Dean, Heather Chandler (Heathers), Darquesse (Skulduggery Pleasant), Skysong (Tortall), Numair Salmalín, Polypa Goezee, Slender Man, Peter B. Parker, Peter Benjamin Parker, Peter Porker, Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), Miles Morales

Relationships: Loki/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Peter's good at secrets, Avengers think they're the only family Peter has, they're WRONG, Dysfunctional Family, Pet Owner Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Slice of Life, It just so happens saving the world is a tuesday for them.

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

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Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

by FlockPack

"SpIdEr-MaN dOeSn'T mUrDer. Why do people assume that? Because I try not to injure people? Because I send cards to the people who are hurt? Seriously, I literately eat people to survive."

"But have you ever eaten anyone in-costume? Have you ever eaten anybody that you didn't put research into to confirm that they're pure evil? That's what I thought."

Lazari Swann was her name. She had another one that was a few seconds older, but she didn't know about it for over a decade. Of course, she had many others over the years, thanks to fake I.D.s, or being reborn into a completely different family. Lazari is just what she went by most of the time, so Lazari was her name.

Each new life made her more powerful, but that wasn't why she did it.

Things just got boring every now and then.

But now, she is an Avenger, which has never happened before. She has a crush on a murderer. Nothing new. And she is hiding her true self from her new family. Been there, done that.

She wants to settle down. That was new.

But as far as her new team is aware, she is an innocent boy named Peter Parker. Oh please.

(You do not have to know anything except for the MCU to read this.)

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Blood Is Mine (Webcomic), Creepypasta - Fandom, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Rise of the Guardians (2012), The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Portal (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Nasty Red Dogs (Webcomic), Fran Bow (Video Game), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Until Dawn (Video Game), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Gravity Falls, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Presentable Liberty, Addams Family - All Media Types, Hiveswap, Hiveswap: Friendsim - Fandom, Maximum Ride - James Patterson, Homestuck, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts, Friday (Marvel), Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Wade Wilson, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flee (Rise Of The Guardians), GLaDOS, Bianca di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Itward (Fran Bow), Jason "J. D." Dean, Heather Chandler (Heathers), Darquesse (Skulduggery Pleasant), Skysong (Tortall), Numair Salmalín, Polypa Goezee, Slender Man, Peter B. Parker, Peter Benjamin Parker, Peter Porker, Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), Miles Morales

Relationships: Loki/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Peter's good at secrets, Avengers think they're the only family Peter has, they're WRONG, Dysfunctional Family, Pet Owner Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Slice of Life, It just so happens saving the world is a tuesday for them.

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WHATS GOOD FOOLS ?? YEP, THAT’S RIGHT - IT’S ME, BACK TO THROW SOME POINTS N REWARDS YOUR WAY. I WANNA SEE SOME MORE RECEIPTS SIMMER IN MY ASK BOX SO KEEP YA STUPID EYES PEELED ON THE MAIN FOR SOME EXTRA OPPORTUNITIES TO PICK UP POINTS THIS WEEKEND.

THE POINT SYSTEM HAS BEEN UPDATED !! AS OF NOW ( 01/08/2018 ), EACH MEMBERS POINTS COUND CAN BE FOUND UNDER THE READ MORE, RATHER THAN THE OOC - TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE ORGANISED. HAPPY SPENDING, ASSHOLES.

HEAD ADMIN SHARNA ( 20 ; GMT ; SHE/HER ) ( 8545 POINTS )

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I let my body fall into a rhythm by Heather B Swann, Michael Bugelli Gallery Performer At Ian Potter Museum of Art, Melbourne 21 November - 25 November 2018

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Something I’ve Always Wanted To Say To Those Who Complain About A Lack Of Good Female Characters.

Yes we are just SHORT on good female characters, aren't we?

‘Takes a ginormous breath’

I mean besides Ellen Ripley, The Bride, Katniss Everdeen, Imperator Furiosa, Rey, [insert surname here] Princess Leia, [One of the greatest fucking characters ever] Sarah Connor to just name the most well-known few. We only have Hermione Granger [obviously], Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Minerva Mcgonagoll, Molly Weasley, Lily Potter, Bellatrix Lestrange, Jyn Erso, Padme Amidala, Hera Syndulla, Sabine Wren, Mara Jade, Jaina Solo, Tahiri Veila, Jan Ors, Nomi Sunrider, Lumiya, Juno Eclipse, Bastila Shan, Satele Shan, Ahsoka Tano, Barriss Offee, Luminara Unduli, Aayla Secura, Adi Gallia, Shaak Ti, Jaden Korr [Optionally female], Asajj Ventress, Aurra Sing, Zam Wesell, Steela Gerrara, The Seventh Sister, Satine Kryze, Shmi Skywalker, Darth Zannah, Mother Talzin, [The fucking Hapes Consortium places women higher over men] Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Pocahontas, Tiana, Jane, Rapunzel, Ariel, Cinderella, Megara, Lilo, Nani, Nala, Vanellope, Lady, Merida, Jessie, Dory, Helen/Elastigirl, EVA, Edna Mode, Joy, Sadness, Anna, Elsa, [Yes i think she's a good character but for different reasons than others do] Kida, Wendy, Alice, Judy Hopps, Kanga, Kala, Captain Amelia, Moana, Esmeralda, Flora, Fauna, Merryweather, Rita, Miss Bianca, Mary Poppins, Eglantine Price, Sally, Audrey Ramirez, Mittens, Maleficent, Ursula, Cruella De Vil, Queen Grimhilde, Yzma, Lady Tremaine, Queen Of Hearts, Madame Medusa, Mother Gothel, Honey Lemon, Go-Go, Chel, Marina, Eris, Tigress, Ginormica, Roxanne, Astrid, Valka, Ginger, Fiona, Fairy Godmother, Tzipporah and Miriam. Chihiro, San, Moro, Lady Eboshi  Sophie, Kiki, Shizuku, Arrietty, Ponyo, Nausicaa, Princess Kushana, Kaguya, Sheeta,  Marnie, Annie, Coraline, Anastasia, Mrs Brisby, Elle Woods, Dorothy, Matilda, Alicia Huberman, Violet, Corky, Alice Creed, Clarice Starling, Mrs Danvers, Janine Melnitz. Kylie Griffin, Junior Ghostbuster Catherine, [yeah there were already female Ghostbusters before that crappy movie] Lisbeth Salander, Mathilda Lando, Marge Gunderson, Judge Cassandra Anderson, Ma-Ma, [Madeline Madrigal] Regina George, Cady Heron, Clementine Kruczynski, M, [the one played by Judi Dench] Moneypenny,, Elle Driver, O-Ren Ishii, Julie Kohler, Yuki Kashima, Amelie Poulain, Lucy, Rose Dewitt Bukater, Joy ‘Ma’ Newsome, Grace Howard, Philomena Lee, Ofelia, Kara, [From Dragonheart] Sarah Williams, Maria von Trapp, Marion Ravenwood, Dr. Elsa Schneider, Evelyn Carnahan, Officer Anne Lewis, Dr Ellie Sattler, Paikea Apirana, Motoko Kusanagi, Carrie White, Arwyn, Eowyn, Galadriel, Yu Shu Lien, Jen Yu, Jackie Brown, Nefretiri,  All the girls from St Trinians, Bliss Cavendar, The girls on the Roller Derby Team, [Maggie Mayhem, Bloody Holly, Rosa Sparks, Smashley Simpson] Sally Albright, Jean Louise ‘Scout’ Finch, Claire Standish. Allison Reynolds, Kim Possible, She-Ra, [Plus the female characters in She-Ra and He-Man] Jem, Synergy, The Holograms, The Misfits, Penny Gadget, Jessica Jones, Buffy Summers, Willow Rosenberg, Anya Jenkins, Faith, Cordelia Chase, Drusilla, Emma Swan, Carol Peletier, River Tam, Xena, Lady Penelope, Roseanne, Dana Scully, Morticia Addams, Wednesday Addams, Lily Munster, Vastra and Jenny, Jessica Fletcher, Olivia Benson, Lilly Rush, Korra, Asami Sato, Lin Beifong, Opal Beifong, Suyin Beifong, Kya, Daria Morgendoffer, Jane Lane, Susan Foreman, Barbara Wright, Jo Grant, Donna Noble, River Song, Ace, Nyssa, Romana, Sarah Jane, Clara Oswald, [the majority of the Doctor Who companions are female] Madame Vastra, Jenny, Zoe Washburne, Kaywinnet Lee ‘Kaylee’ Frye, Lagertha Lothbrok, Claire Underwood, Uhura, Nurse Chappell, Nurse Abby, Captain Katherine Janeway,  B’elanna Torres, Seven Of Nine, Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax,  Deanna Troi,  Penelope Garcia, Kima Greggs, Evelyn Salt, Starbuck, Lois Lane, Katara, Toph, Mai, Azula, Suki, Ty-Lee, June, Serras Victoria, Sir Integra Hellsing, Dr. Girlfriend, Elektra Nachios, Alex Drake, Cameron, [Even if she's a cyborg she counts] Veronica Mars, ALL THREE CHARLIE'S ANGELS, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, The female rangers in Power Rangers,  Sabrina Spellman, The majority of characters from My Little Pony, Mabel Pines, Wendy Corduroy, The Crystal Gems, Princess Bubblegum, Marceline The Vampire Queen, Flame Princess, Princess Allura, Katie ‘Pidge’ Holt, Violet Baudelaire, Lucy Pevensie, Alice, [again] Nancy Drew, Annabeth Chase, Clarisse La Rue, Sally Jackson, Thalia Grace, Piper Mclean, Hazel Levesque, [I AM GOING TO GET SO MUCH SHIT FROM PERCY JACKSON FANS BECAUSE THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES I CAN THINK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD]  Daenerys, Arya, Margaery, Catelyn, Brienne, Olenna, Sansa, Susan Sto Helit, Liessa Dragonlady, Tiffany Aching, Hannah Wolfe, The female characters in Malazan Book Of The Fallen, Harriet The Spy, Althea Vestrit, Aerin, Sorcha, Daine, Sabriel, Maka Albarn, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, Liz and Patty Thompson, Meryl Strife, Milly Thompson, Winry Rockbell, Izumi Curtis, Riza Hawkeye,  Mikasa Ackerman, Pepper Potts, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat, Wonder Woman [That’s a fucking no brainer], Batgirl, Batwoman, Supergirl, Raven, Starfire, Huntress, Black Canary, Zatanna, Catwoman, Hawkgirl, Mera, Katana, Talia Al Ghul, Enchantress, Poison Ivy, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Natasha Irons, Storm, Rogue, Ms Marvel, Emma Frost, The Wasp, Invisible Woman, She-Hulk, Gamora, Kitty Pryde, Psylocke, Valkyrie. Mystique, the female Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D, Not to mention the girls from Fables, Rayne, Clementine, Amanda Ripley, Coco Bandicoot, Bayonetta, Ms Pacman, Valna, Yuko, Amu, Lena, Alex, Etna, Flonne, Jennifer, Raspberyl, Vulcanas, Usalia, Maya Amano, Ulala Serizawa, Yukari Takeba, Fuuku Yamagashi, Chie Satonaka, Yukiko Amagi, Rise Kujikawa, Naoto Shirogane, Ann Takamaki, Haru Okumura, Kyoko Kirigiri, Sakura Ogami, Aoi Asahina, Chiaki Nanami, Sonia Nevermind, Akane Owari, Fiora, Melia, Sharla, BB Hood, Morrigan, Felicia, Q-Bee, Lara Croft, Samus Arran, Aya Brea, Elizabeth Comstock, Ellie, Faith, Jill Valentine, Ada Wong, Garnet Til Alexandros XVII, Tifa Lockhart, Aerith Gainsborough, Yuffie Kisaragi, Rydia, Rosa Joanna Farrell, Celes Chere, Terra Branford, Relm Arrowny, Rinoa Heartilly, Quistis Trepe, Selphie Tilmitt, Ultimecia, Ashe, Fran, Freya Crecent, Eiko Carol, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, Aqua, Zelda, Midna, Alice from Mcgee, Odessa Silverburg plus all the females in Fire Emblem, Vocaloid, Touhou  and Sid Meir’s Civilization. Not to mention the option to play as female characters in most of the LEGO games plus the option to play as a female in Mass Effect, Dragon Age: Origins, Elder Scrolls, World of Warcraft, Fallout, Saints Row, Fable, Terraria, Borderlands, Jade Empire, Neverwinter Nights, Rock Band 2, Tardew Valley, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Fate, Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Town, Guilty Gear, Overwatch,  Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Dynasty and Samurai Warriors plus the enormous roster in League Of Legends, Every last female in Skullgirls, All the female Pokemon trainers, All the females from Magic The Gathering, Hit-Girl, Powergirl, Tigra, Lady Sif, Spider-Woman, Vixen, Witchblade, Lady Death, Stephanie Brown, Jem, Aeon Flux, Gwen, Morgana, Morgause, Nimueh, Maid Marian, Djaq, Lady Isabella Of Gisborne,  Irene Adler, Carolyn Berek, Serena Stevens, Megan Wheeler, Kate Beckett, Nikki Heat, The girls from Women’s Murder Club, Beatrice Adela Lestrange Bradley, Temperance Daesee Bradley, Brenda Leigh Johnson, Joanne Kilbourn, Josephina ‘Jo’ Lupo, Catherine Willows, Alex Rovias, Alicia Claus, Jennifer Tate, Sarah Kerrigan, Joanna Dark, Catherine 'Ann’ Archer, April Ryan, Claire Redfield, Alis Landale, Alyx Vance, Heather Mason, Elena Fisher, Amaterasu, Shantae, Rosalina, Chrodechild, Chris Lightfellow, Ellen from Folklore, Jade from Beyond Good And Evil, Maya from Septerra Core, Miriam from The Guardian Legend, The female characters from Dead Or Alive, And even if you choose to play as a male character in games like Mass Effect and Dragon Age there are still a number of female characters to choose from such as Liara T,Soni, Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, Ashley Williams, Miranda Lawson, Kahlee Sanders, Samara, Morinth, Dr Kelly Chambers, Samantha Traynor, Morrigan, Leliana, Wynne, Shale, Flenneth, Cassandra, Even older games have ones like Jill Of The Jungle, Debra Dare, Lady Bug, Kangaroo, The heroine from Secret Of Mana, The female ninja from Ninja Warriors, Princess Rosella from King’s Quest IV. Even Princess Peach and Daisy can count as they kick total amounts of ass in the racing and fighting games Nintendo puts out. Aunt Entity, Sergeant Rita Vrataski, Polgara The Sorceress, Cutie Honey, Vicki Barr, The girls from The Babysitters Club, The ladies from The Sleepover Club, Princess Cimorene, Egwene al Vere, Elizabeth Swann, Tia Dalma, Lieutenant Jordan O'Neil, Kyra/Jack, Carolyn Fry, Mimi Kirogoe, Hana, [The mother from Wolf Children who is now one of my favorite characters ever] The girl from The Fox And The Child, Annalise Keating, Lady Macbeth, Cherry Darling, Cathy Gale, Emma Peel, Cybersix, Elphaba, Samantha Barker, Karen Silkwood, [who was a real person] Meg Altman, Thelma Dickinson, Louise Sawyer, Shoshanna Dreyfus, Trinity, The girls from Charmed, Emma Swan, Regina Mills, Mina Harker from The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Pauline Hargraves, Max Caufield, Jodie Holmes, Samantha Greenbriar, Thea Queen, Squirrel Girl, Beatrix De Costa [Fire], Tora Olafsdotter [Ice], Wondergirl, Dazzler, Black Alice, Dove, Gypsy, Jade Canary, Cassandra Cain, Big Barda, Darna, The Boss, Meryl Silverburgh, Mei-Ling, Naomi Hunter, Sunny Gurlukovich, Olga Gurlukovich, Fortune, Quiet, GLADOS, SHODAN, Velma, Daphne, Miss Ernst/Grand High Witch, Sailor Moon and the Sailor Soldiers, [Sailor Venus, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Saturn, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Pluto,] Bulma, the majority of the characters in Orange Is The New Black, Leslie Knope, Ann Perkins, April Ludgate, Asuka Langley Soryu, Haruko Haruhara, Nana Komatsu, Nana Osaki, Lucrezia Noin, Lady Une, Dorothy Catalonia, Sally Po, Reyna, Zoe Nightshade, Meg McCaffery, Calypso, The females from The 100, Alicia Melchiott, Isara Gunther, Cosette Coalhearth, Miku Hinasaki, Leah, [from Diablo]  Melody Farklight, The Totally Spies!, Mia Dolan, Kathy Selden,  Vianne Rocher, Princess Ann, [Ann ‘Smitty’ Smith] Margaret Hale, Lauren Olamina, Sara Crewe, Mary Lennox, Jennifer Simpson, Christine Collins, [Who was also a real person] Turanga Leela, Tauriel, The ladies from Steel Magnolias, All the female Transformers, Farah, Annie Sawyer, Nina Pickering, Gabrielle, Saturn Girl, Sage, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, She-Thing, Scorpion, Songbird, Silk Spectre II, Spider Girl, Silver Sable, The ladies of the Wildstorm universe, Fault Zone, Solara, The Wink, Paragon, Lady Deathstrike, Madame Masque, Cheetah, Emerald Empress, All 20 superheroines before Wonder Woman, Alanna of Trebond, The ladies of The Lunar Chronicles, Catti-Brie, Alyx, [From the Adventures Of Alyx books] The ladies from Marvel's Runaways series, Veronica Layton, Marguerite Krux, Mako Mori, Blaze The Cat, Toby 'Kissy' Masuyo, April Ryan, Mona Sax, Fox,  Ninja Princess, Papri, Lady Master Of Kung Fu, Reika Kirishima, The ladies from the Tales series, Noel Vermilian, Shield Knight, Petra from Emerald City Confidential, The ladies from Elsword, Anna Leonowens.[another lady from real-life but perhaps best known from The King And 1] Eliza Doolittle, Ree Dolly, Hushpuppy, Unicorn/Lady Amalthea,  Aeryn Sun, Chiana, Mallory Kane, Pauline Hargraves, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, Samantha Carter, The Tiger Woman, Barbara Meredith/The Black Whip, Hana Tsu-Vachel, Tessa Alvarado, Jo March, Liesel Meminger, Betty Barrett, Marinette Dupain-Cheng/Ladybug, Shelby Woo, Jaime Sommers, Molly Moon, Torchy Blane, Eliza Maza, Angela, Demona, Fox Xanatos, The girls from W.I.T.C.H, Mona The Vampire, The Worst Witch, Ms Frizzle, Carmen Sandiego, Leslie and Joni from Cluefinders, Ren Stevens, Jules Paxton and Jess Bhamra, [from Bend It Like Beckham] Hazel Grace Lancaster, Mara Of The Acoma, Aerin Dragon-Killer/Firehair, Angharad 'Harry' Crewe, The three sisters from Ballet Shoes, Anne Shirley, Lyra Belacqua, Kerowyn, Dashti, Sadie Kane, Zia Rashid, Samirah-Al-Abbas, Lydia Deetz, Juniper Lee, Gretchen, Spinelli, Alex Mack. Or female characters for really young kids such as Lizzie Mcguire, Andi Mack, Dora, Peppa Pig, Lola, Charlie, Looby Loo, Ramona Quimby, Pippi Longstocking, Star Butterfly,  Meg Murray, Madeline, Angelina Ballerina, The lovely ladies of Balamory, Jemima Puddle-Duck, and Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle. Or females from Greek mythology like Gaia, Hestia, Demeter, Nemesis, Medusa, Nyx, Ananke, Rhea, Athena, Demeter, Persephone, Artemis or their Roman counterparts. Or the ladies from Norse, Finnish or Egyptian Mythology. Or historical female figures to look up to such as Elizabeth the 1st, Joan Of Arc, Queen Cordelia, Queen Gwendolen, Ethelfreda, Boudicca, Florence Nightingale, Amelia Earhart, Marie Curie, Catherine The Great and Audrey Hepburn. You play as a female Avatar in Cooking Mama and all of the Imagine series, The Jurassic Park dinosaurs were all female, Minecraft allows female appearance through customized character skins EVEN BARBIE! THERE! I SAID IT!

But besides that entire fucking catalog, I find myself and the rest of the female population well under-represented.....Except of course for the huge fucking roster of female characters available.

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boredom

ok, so I can across this game that i reblogged 7 years ago. And I now feel old on so many levels ...

Bold the names you recognize; strike the names of the people you dislike.

Aaron Albert, Aaron Yoo, Adam Hicks, Alan Tudyk, Alex Black, Alex Lambert, Alexander Gould, Alexander Ludwig, Alexander Skarsgård, Alexandra Daddario, Alyssa Milano, Ally Maki, Alyson Michalka,Alyson Stoner, Amanda Crew, Amanda Michalka, Amber Riley, Amber Stevens, Anna Paquin, Andrea Bowen, Andrew Caldwell, Angel McCord, Angela Featherstone, Angus T. Jones, Anna Maria Perez De Tagle, Anna Margaret, AnnaLyne McCord, Annamarie Kenoyer, AnnaSophia Robb, Anne Hathaway, Ariana Grande, Ariel Winter, Asher Book, Ashley Argota, Ashley Bell, Ashley Benson, Ashley Greene, Ashley Rickards, Ashley Tisdale, Austin Anderson, Austin Butler, Austin Canfield, Avan Jogia, Ayla Kell, Bailee Madison, Bella Thorne, Ben Nemtin, Bianca Lawson, Bobb’e J. Thompson, Bobby Campo, Bo Burnham, BooBoo Stewart, Bradley James, Brando Eaton, Brandon Mychal Smith, Brandon T. Jackson, Brenda Song, Brecking Meyer, Bridgit Mendler, Brie Larson, Brit Morgan, Britt Robertson, Brittany Curran, Caitlyn Taylor Love, Camille Winbush, Cameron Monaghan, Candice Accola, Carlie Casey, Carly Chaikin, Carlos Pena Jr., Carter Jenkins, Casey Deidrick, Cassie Scerbo, Cassidy, Charlie McDermott, Charlie Stewart, Charles Carver, Chelsea Hobbs, Chelsea Gabrielle, Chelsea Staub, Chloe Bridges, Chloe Moretz, Chris Colfer, Chris Warren Jr., Christina Milian, Christian Serratos, Christopher Massey, Ciara Hanna, Cody Allen Christian , Cody Linley, Cody Longo, Colin Firth, Colin Morgan, Collins Pennie, Conner Price, Corbin Bleu, Cory Monteith, Cymphonique Miller, Dakota Fanning, Dan Benson, Dana Davis, Dani Thorne, Daniel Curtis Lee, Daniel Radcliffe, Daniella Monet, Danielle Campbell, Danielle Panabaker, Daren Kagasoff, Darin Brooks, Daryl Sabara, Daveigh Chase,David Archuleta, David Boreanaz, David Blue, David Deluis, David Del Rio, David Henrie, David Lambert, Debby Ryan, Demi Lovato, Devon Werkheiser, Dianna Agron, Dijon Talton, Dichen Lachman, Doc Shaw, Doug Brochu, Drew Roy, Drew Seeley, Drew Tyler Bell, Dustin Milligan, Dylan and Cole Sprouse, Dylan Minnette, Dylan Patton, Edward Norton, Elle Fanning, Elijah Kelley, Eliza Dushku, Elizabeth Gillies, Emma Watson, Emily Grace Reaves, Emily Osment, Emily Ratajkowski, Eric Sheffer Stevens, Erin Sanders, Enver Gjokaj, Ethan Peck, Evan Ellingson, Evan Rachel Wood, Fivel Stewart, Fran Kranz, Frankie Jonas, Francia Raisa, Gage Golightly, Gia Mantegna, Gilland Jones, Giglianne Braga, Grace Gummer, Greg Finley II, Gregg Sulkin, Gregory Michael, Graham Patrick Martin, Graham Phillips, Haley Bennett, Hanna Beth, Hayden Panetteire, Hayley Chase, Hayley Erin, Hayley Hasselhoff, Hayley Kiyoko, Hayley Williams, Haley Ramm, Harry Shum Jr., Heather Morris, Honor Society, Holly Marie Combs, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Laurie, Hutch Dano, Ian Somerhalder, Isabella Collins, Isabelle Furman, Italia Ricci, Jack Salvatore Jr., Jake T. Austin, Jake Silbermann, James Kyson-Lee, James Maslow, James McAvoy, Jamie Chung, Jena Malone, Janel Parrish, Jansen Panettiere, Jasmine Villegas, Jasmine Guy, Jason Dolley, Jason Earles, Jayma Mays, Jenna Ushkowitz,Jenette McCurdy, Jennifer Stone, Jessalyn Gilsig, Jesse McCartney, Jessica Lucas, Jessica Stroup, Jillian Clare, Jimmy Robbins, Joe Jonas, Johnny Depp, Johnny Pacar, Jolene Purdy, Jonathan Keltz, Jordan Monaghan, Josh Golden, Josh Henderson, Josh Hutcherson, Josh Sussman, Joshua Moore, Josie Loren, Joy Lauren, Julia Jones, Justin Bieber, Justin Lee, Justine Bateman, Justine Wachsberger, Kate Lang Johnson, Katerina Graham, Katie Cassidy, Katy Perry, Kay Panabaker, Kaycee Stroh, Katelyn Tarver, Kayla Ewell, Keira Knightley, Keke Palmer, Kelsey Chow, Kellan Lutz, Kelly Blatz, Kelly Gould, Kelly Hu, Kelly Kruger, Kerry Ellis, Kendall Schmidt, Kenny Baumann, Kevin Jonas, Kevin Mchale, Kevin Schmidt, Kristen Stewart, Kristoffer Polaha, Kristine Elezaj, Kristin Cavallari, Kropp Circle, KSM, Kwame Boateng, Kyle Gallner, Kyle Kaplan, Kyle Massey, Kyle Swann, Laura Ramsey, Lauren Gottlieb, Lea Michele, Leon Thomas III, Lexi Ainsworth, Leven Rambin, Liev Schreiber, Lil’ JJ, Liliana Mumy, Lily Collins, Lindsey Shaw, Logan Henderson, Logan Lerman, Logan Miller, Lucas Cruikshank, Lucas Grabeel,Lucas Till, Lucy Hale, Luke Benward, Luke Worrall, Lyndsy Fonseca, Lindsay Lohan,Madeleine Martin, Madison Davenport, Madison Pettis, Madison Riley,Maiara Walsh, Malcolm David Kelley, Malese Jow, Mariana Klaveno,  Mark Salling,Mason Musso, Mathias Anderle, Matt Bennett, Matt Davis, Matt Lanter, Matt Prokop, Matt Shively, Matthew Davis, Matthew MacFadyen, Matthew Morrison, Matthew Underwood, Matthew Timmons, Max Fagin, Meaghan Martin, Meg Ryan, Megan Fox, Megan Park, Melissa Ordway, Mia Rose Frampton, Michael B. Jordan, Michael Rady, Michael Steger, Michael Trevino, Michael Welch, Michelle Kim, Milly and Becky Rosso, Mitch Ryan, Mitchel Musso, Miranda Cosgrove, Molly Burnett, Molly McCook, Molly Quinn, Monique Coleman, Moises Arias, Morgan York, Nate Hartley, Nathalia Ramos, Nathan Gamble, Nathan Kress, Natrui Naughton, Naya Rivera, Nicholas Braun, Nicholas Hoult, Nick Jonas, Nick Purcell, Nikki Blonsky, Nikki Reed, Nikki Soohoo, Nico Tortorella, Nicole Anderson, Nina Dobrev, Noah Cyrus, Noah Munck, Odette Yustman, Olivia Thirlby, Olivier Martinez, Olyessa Rulin, Paul Iacono, Paul Wesley, Peaches Geldof, Perry Mattfeld, Portia Doubleday, Push Play, Rachel G. Fox, Raini Rodriguez, Raven Goodwin, Raven-Symoné, Recci Canon, Reed Alexander, Reid Ewing, Rachel Mc. Adams, Renee Olstead, RJ Mitte, Rob Pinkston, Robbie Amell, Robert Hoffman, Robert Pattinson, Romi Dames, Rooney Mara, Rosamund Pike, Rumer Willis, Rupert Grint, Ryan Eggold, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Hansen, Ryan Malgsrini, Ryan Newman,  Ryan Ochoa, Ryan Pinkston, Ryan Rottman, Samantha Droke, Star Ryan, Sammi Hanratty, Sara Canning, Sarah Hyland, Sasha Pieterse, Ryan, Savvy and Mandy, School Gyrls, Scout Taylor-Compton, Selena Gomez, Shailene Woodley, Shane Harper, Shanica Knowles, Shareeka Epps, Sharni Vinson, Shaun Sipos, Shay Mitchell, Shenae Grimes, Shiri Appleby, Shoshana Bush, Simon Curtis, Sofia Vassilieva, Skyler Samuels, Spencer Grammer, Sterling Beaumon, Sterling Knight, Stella Maeve, Stephanie Jacobsen, Stephanie Pratt, Steven R. McQueen, Sydney Park, Tahmoh Penikett, Tania Gunadi, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Parks, Taylor Spreitler, Taylor Swift, Teresa Palmer, Tiffany Giardina, Tiffany Thornton, Teo Olivares, Tony Oller, Trace Cyrus, Tristin Mays ,Tristan Wilds, Trevor Gagnon, Troian Bellisario, Tyler Hilton, Tyler James Williams, V Factory, Van Hansis, Vanessa Hudgens, Varsity Fanclub,Victoria Justice, Vincent Martella, Vinicius Machado, Walter Perez, Whitney Able, Whitney Cummings, Whitney Port,, WOW, Zac Efron, Zach Roerig, Zachary Burr Abel, Zoe Myers

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Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

by FlockPack

"SpIdEr-MaN dOeSn'T mUrDer. Why do people assume that? Because I try not to injure people? Because I send cards to the people who are hurt? Seriously, I literately eat people to survive."

"But have you ever eaten anyone in-costume? Have you ever eaten anybody that you didn't put research into to confirm that they're pure evil? That's what I thought."

Lazari Swann was her name. She had another one that was a few seconds older, but she didn't know about it for over a decade. Of course, she had many others over the years, thanks to fake I.D.s, or being reborn into a completely different family. Lazari is just what she went by most of the time, so Lazari was her name.

Each new life made her more powerful, but that wasn't why she did it.

Things just got boring every now and then.

But now, she is an Avenger, which has never happened before. She has a crush on a murderer. Nothing new. And she is hiding her true self from her new family. Been there, done that.

She wants to settle down. That was new.

But as far as her new team is aware, she is an innocent boy named Peter Parker. Oh please.

(You do not have to know anything except for the MCU to read this.)

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Blood Is Mine (Webcomic), Creepypasta - Fandom, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Rise of the Guardians (2012), The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Portal (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Nasty Red Dogs (Webcomic), Fran Bow (Video Game), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Until Dawn (Video Game), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Gravity Falls, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Presentable Liberty, Addams Family - All Media Types, Hiveswap, Hiveswap: Friendsim - Fandom, Maximum Ride - James Patterson, Homestuck, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts, Friday (Marvel), Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Wade Wilson, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flee (Rise Of The Guardians), GLaDOS, Bianca di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Itward (Fran Bow), Jason "J. D." Dean, Heather Chandler (Heathers), Darquesse (Skulduggery Pleasant), Skysong (Tortall), Numair Salmalín, Polypa Goezee, Slender Man, Peter B. Parker, Peter Benjamin Parker, Peter Porker, Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), Miles Morales

Relationships: Loki/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Peter's good at secrets, Avengers think they're the only family Peter has, they're WRONG, Dysfunctional Family, Pet Owner Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Slice of Life, It just so happens saving the world is a tuesday for them.

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

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Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

by FlockPack

"SpIdEr-MaN dOeSn'T mUrDer. Why do people assume that? Because I try not to injure people? Because I send cards to the people who are hurt? Seriously, I literately eat people to survive."

"But have you ever eaten anyone in-costume? Have you ever eaten anybody that you didn't put research into to confirm that they're pure evil? That's what I thought."

Lazari Swann was her name. She had another one that was a few seconds older, but she didn't know about it for over a decade. Of course, she had many others over the years, thanks to fake I.D.s, or being reborn into a completely different family. Lazari is just what she went by most of the time, so Lazari was her name.

Each new life made her more powerful, but that wasn't why she did it.

Things just got boring every now and then.

But now, she is an Avenger, which has never happened before. She has a crush on a murderer. Nothing new. And she is hiding her true self from her new family. Been there, done that.

She wants to settle down. That was new.

But as far as her new team is aware, she is an innocent boy named Peter Parker. Oh please.

(You do not have to know anything except for the MCU to read this.)

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Blood Is Mine (Webcomic), Creepypasta - Fandom, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Rise of the Guardians (2012), The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Portal (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Nasty Red Dogs (Webcomic), Fran Bow (Video Game), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Until Dawn (Video Game), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Gravity Falls, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Presentable Liberty, Addams Family - All Media Types, Hiveswap, Hiveswap: Friendsim - Fandom, Maximum Ride - James Patterson, Homestuck, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts, Friday (Marvel), Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Wade Wilson, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flee (Rise Of The Guardians), GLaDOS, Bianca di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Itward (Fran Bow), Jason "J. D." Dean, Heather Chandler (Heathers), Darquesse (Skulduggery Pleasant), Skysong (Tortall), Numair Salmalín, Polypa Goezee, Slender Man, Peter B. Parker, Peter Benjamin Parker, Peter Porker, Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), Miles Morales

Relationships: Loki/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Peter's good at secrets, Avengers think they're the only family Peter has, they're WRONG, Dysfunctional Family, Pet Owner Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Slice of Life, It just so happens saving the world is a tuesday for them.

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

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Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N

by FlockPack

"SpIdEr-MaN dOeSn'T mUrDer. Why do people assume that? Because I try not to injure people? Because I send cards to the people who are hurt? Seriously, I literately eat people to survive."

"But have you ever eaten anyone in-costume? Have you ever eaten anybody that you didn't put research into to confirm that they're pure evil? That's what I thought."

Lazari Swann was her name. She had another one that was a few seconds older, but she didn't know about it for over a decade. Of course, she had many others over the years, thanks to fake I.D.s, or being reborn into a completely different family. Lazari is just what she went by most of the time, so Lazari was her name.

Each new life made her more powerful, but that wasn't why she did it.

Things just got boring every now and then.

But now, she is an Avenger, which has never happened before. She has a crush on a murderer. Nothing new. And she is hiding her true self from her new family. Been there, done that.

As far as her new team is aware, she is an innocent boy named Peter Parker. HA!

(You do not have to know anything except for the MCU to read this.)

Words: 954, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Past Lives Suck, But At Least They Come With Awesome (Over)Powers

Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Blood Is Mine (Webcomic), Creepypasta - Fandom, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz, Rise of the Guardians (2012), The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Portal (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Nasty Red Dogs (Webcomic), Fran Bow (Video Game), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Until Dawn (Video Game), Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy, Gravity Falls, Tortall - Tamora Pierce, Presentable Liberty, Addams Family - All Media Types, Hiveswap, Hiveswap: Friendsim - Fandom, Maximum Ride - James Patterson, Homestuck, Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Nebula (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts, Friday (Marvel), Karen (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Wade Wilson, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Flee (Rise Of The Guardians), GLaDOS, Bianca di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Itward (Fran Bow), Jason "J. D." Dean, Heather Chandler (Heathers), Darquesse (Skulduggery Pleasant), Skysong (Tortall), Numair Salmalín, Polypa Goezee, Slender Man, Peter B. Parker, Peter Benjamin Parker, Peter Porker, Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), Miles Morales

Relationships: Loki/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff/Vision

Additional Tags: Peter's good at secrets, Avengers think they're the only family Peter has, they're WRONG, Dysfunctional Family, Pet Owner Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Slice of Life, It just so happens saving the world is a tuesday for them.

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2MWfg2N