#headcanon: teddy

[bunny-1111]

Theodore Nott who... part 2 (soft edition)

Theodore Nott who has the softest touch

Theodore Nott who holds you while you sleep, his heavy arms protecting you from all the wrong in the world

Theodore Nott who smells like cigarettes and mint

Theodore Nott who reminds you that as soon as you graduate school, he will propose

Theodore Nott who who will never let anyone speak poorly on your name

Theodore Nott who tries to spot you in the bleachers while he plays quidditch

Theodore Nott who traces 'I love yous' on your skin while you lay down together

Theodore Nott who goes to Hogsmeade just to buy you something nice

Theodore riddle who dotes on your soft skin

Theodore Nott who has your name tattooed on his chest

Theodore Nott who daydreams in class and still maintains the highest mark

Theodore Nott who will throw you over his shoulder and playfully drop you onto his bed

Theodore Nott who brushes and dries your hair when you don't have the energy

Theodore Nott who has sparkles in his eyes

Theodore Nott who insists his chest is your pillow, and vice versa

Theodore Nott who only lets you call him teddy

Theodore Nott who sprays your perfume on his pillow before he sleeps if you're in separate dorms

Theodore Nott who despite the playboy assumptions of his youth doesn't even glance at another

Theodore Nott who tickles you aimlessly just to hear your laugh

Theodore Nott who calls you y/n Nott because he loves the way it sounds

oh theodore nott you are him

[abellmunsonmovie]

Can we talk about Eddie’s hands real quick? Cause like okay, he plays guitar, he’s good with cars, he most definitely knows how to roll a joint, he wears cool rings. Alsoooo the clip where he’s in the cafeteria flipping the bird, YOU CAN SEE VEINS?!?! WHEN I TELL YOU I LOST IT I MEAN I LOST IT. Sooo anywho…I live for Eddie and his hands

[t3ddyd0ll]

short n sweet Yandere!Kidnapper hcs <3

you've been acting too afraid lately, and he needed to help you calm down

so, he's got you medicated all day and all night. just for now.

every four or so hours he's shoving pudding or applesauce or juice in your mouth, all laced with whatever medication he decides you need at that time

and whatever he's giving you, it's working

you feel like sludge. it's hard to move, hard to breathe sometimes. hard to think. but you're just so calm, so peaceful

and since you're not fighting back or pleading not to be touched...

for an hour he's got your head in his lap, petting and playing with your hair, staring down at your precious face

the next he's helping you bathe, and massaging your hands after he lays you down in bed

he's got you falling in and out of sleep while he runs his thumb across your cheek, whispering to you how sweet you are, how pretty you are, how safe you are, how wonderful you are

he's got you waking up to soft kisses and sweet medicine stirred into the syrup of your pancakes

he's got you <3

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 2

one bed trope

let's go

schlatt

jokes about taking the bed and you taking the couch, but overall wants to share the bed “for comfort’s sake toots”

very upset about it (or so you think)

tries to stay a respectful distance from you

dreams about you nonstop in more and more lewd ways. wakes up in the middle of the night with a b o n e r i tell you what

he had to fix that shit NEOW 

hopes you wont wake up while he’s desecrating the close friendship you two have built on trust

aka, jerking off next to his crush and best friend while in bed with them after dreaming about fucking them

gets VERY scared and insecure when you wake up and catch him, ready to flee

ted (im realizing i am not a ted writer)

offers to take the couch

you say you’d rather have him lay with you than sit in the cuck chair all night, his spine would be ruined and mess up his attitude for the next day of shooting

doesn’t take all that much convincing 

offers his arm for you to cuddle him if you wanted

also one to dream of you while trying not to think about how close and warm and pretty much perfect you are, pressed right up to his side

you wake up in the morning with ted spooning you and with something uncomfortably poking your ass

ted doesnt seem to be awake yet so you test a theory by rubbing yourself against him

he moans out your name among choruses of swears as he finally cums his pants

you can feel the wet patch but dont want to clean up before he wakes and has to deal with the fact that he did that

read: fuck you how he did in his dream

charlie

insists on taking the couch

i mean INSISTS

you have to drag him to the bed

you dont give him a chance at distancing from you, pulling him into a cuddling position

“cuddle me char-char” you say in an overly innocent tone

he finally sinks into the embrace and rests his eyes for the night, still nervous about what might happen

he’s had naughty dreams about you before and just prayed that it wouldnt happen tonight

you wake up and notice your hand drifted south to charlie’s hard cock

when you realize, you give a couple experimental strokes which were greeted by him humping your hand and his pretty little whimpers 

you make a hard decision (to wake him up to you sucking him off or you riding him)

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[lemonagrios]

Breakfast at the Potter household, but everyone woke up at like 4 pm bc vacations

James is annoying Albus about Scorpius "having a crush on Rose", the thing is, I headcanon James as the most oblivious mf alive when it comes to Albus's feelings, so he has no idea that he's basically telling his little brother that his best friend who he has a crush on will end up marrying his cousin 😭😭

I also had so much fun doing the incomplete family portraits lmao 😭

They look better than the actual drawing I kinda gave up trying to make it look pretty ngl, I have to learn how to actually draw backgrounds but meh 😴 not today

[riddlemethis-or-riddlemethat]

Theo: Professional Teddy Bear. headcanons

3am brain is hitting HARD rn, so here's what Theodore Nott would be like after sex:

CUDDLES so many cuddles, he's so clingy you could not get him off you if you TRIED

so sweet if he topped, peppers kisses all over your face, cards his fingers through your hair, wraps you in his arms, the whole routine

will literally babble assurances at you - "so good for me baby, you did so good", or "fuck, that was amazing, caro, I love you so much"

if he bottomed, you best believe that man is sleepy as hell, so clingy and cute

will be the poutiest, most adorable thing you've ever seen

whiny as FUCK omg, he's going to be the most insanely whiny person ever, but he's cute, so it's okay

the aftercare with him is always so, so sweet, no matter if he topped or you did; you'll both take care of each other

think fluffy, warm, damp towels to clean up; gentle caresses; snacks and water; cuddled; warm blankets; movies; anything you want

you'll pamper him because he pampers you just as much, if not more

loves it when you run your hands through his hair while you cuddle, it makes him drowsy and sleepy, and he gets all mushy

basically, theo is just an adorable, sweet, snuggly, cuddly, cute teddy, but we all knew that already.

the delulu is killing me, I fear. this man needs to either get out of my head, or start paying rent.

[abessive-art]

Woag! Some ´protocol headcanons.

[konigsblog]

Loser!König still keeps his childhood teddy. 🧸

[mintsuwu]

Bobby and Vanny actually go a long way back...

[soup-of-the-daisies]

“Harry didn’t name any of his kids after Remus because he’s saving that option for Teddy!”

Wrong. Harry didn’t name any of his kids after Remus because it wasn’t personal enough.

James Sirius is named after his two fathers; Lily Luna is named after his mother and one of his and Ginny’s best friends. Albus Severus is named after two wizards who were incredibly influential for Harry’s development and safety (I have a HC on why on earth Harry decided to name his child after Dumbledore and Snape, but that’s a separate post entirely). None of his and Ginny’s kids are named after Remus, not (just) because they wished to save the name for Teddy, but because of Teddy.

Harry looks his orphaned godson in the eyes one day, a year or two after the Battle, and realises how fucked up it was that Remus, despite technically being able to, never visited him. He can’t imagine leaving Teddy all alone like that, in a family he might know doesn’t look favourably upon magic. There’s a chance that Lily may have told Remus about Petunia and Vernon and their bigotry, their hatred. And Remus, for some reason, didn’t come look.

Harry looks that little boy in the eyes and realises how weird it was that Remus didn’t admit to having been the best of friends with James Potter until late into Harry’s third year. Harry can’t fathom that, if Teddy was Ron and Hermione’s kid and both Ron and Hermione died, he’d be able to talk to the spitting image of Ron with Hermione’s eyes (but starved, intense, broken, thirteen years old and remembering his parents’ murders) and not say, “Your parents were my best friends. Let me tell you about them; let me tell you all that you want to know.”

Harry figures he’d move mountains to keep Teddy safe and happy. Harry figures that Sirius would’ve done the same, considering he mustered up the strength to break out of Azkaban after twelve years and swim to Britain to ensure Harry’s safety at the smallest sign of danger. Sirius lived in a cave and ate rats for Harry with dementors breathing down his back: Harry knows with utmost certainty that, if Sirius had had the freedom to do so, he would’ve burnt the country down for Harry.

Remus didn’t do that for him, wouldn’t have, be it for a lack of freedom or a lack of want. Remus was ‘Lupin’ to Harry even in death, even after being named godfather to his son. Harry had to convince thirty-seven year old Remus to stay with his pregnant wife at seventeen. Harry got blown into a wall for his efforts, was given the honour of becoming godfather months later. Harry liked Remus, still loves him even, but there’s nothing Harry wouldn’t do for Teddy and there was very little Remus did for Harry, and there’s that.

Later, Harry doesn’t even suggest naming a child after Remus. Ginny doesn’t even ask. None of their children are named after Remus, because Harry is a man who is quick to anger when it’s about innocents, a man whose forgiveness only goes so far. He’s never been truly bothered by his own situation, but he’s bothered by the mere idea of Teddy ending up in a similar one and him doing nothing.

Remus did nothing. That’s the crux of it. That’s why.

(After Lily Luna is born, Teddy asks if ‘Luna’ is for his dad. Harry looks at Ginny, and Ginny looks at him, and Harry does what Remus taught him: he swallows his apprehension and lies.

“Yes,” he says, raking his fingers through Teddy’s fluffy, turquoise hair. He thinks he’ll raze cities for this child. “But we saved ‘Remus’ for you.”)

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck, Tommy, and Eddie playing strip poker tho. By the end of the night, Tommy and Eddie are fully naked while Buck is just like:

[bunny-1111]

Oh, to cry to Theodore Nott, oh to be comforted by sweet teddy.

Your forehead resting on the edge of his shoulder, quiet and unmoving until you can't hold it in any longer, a sob crept in and choked out of you.

Theo reacting so quickly, as if taking care of you, is a reflex action.

He turns his body so you can sink into his chest as he runs his gentle hands up and down your arms

As he assures you "everything's gonna be alright, I'm here' and you can hear it in his voice, the conviction, you believe him, it will be alright, because he is here.

He places his hand on your back, steading your unstable breath, all with his simple touch, as if your body was reactive to just his fingertips.

Cheeks puffy, nose running, eyes swell, and he still looks at you like you're the prettiest thing he's ever seen.

Exhausting yourself with emotion, you crawl as close as you can get to his body, legs wrapped around him, face resting in the crook of his neck, his hands holding you stable, one hand at the back of your neck, the last holding up your ass, as you nestle your face into the safety of his warm neck.

So comforted that you forget why you were crying in the first place.

...

Projecting my issues cause... where was Theodore when I cried my eyes out an hour ago??!!

[hogwartsthenextgeneration]

Sometimes I forget that these kids would literally be famous. Like tabloid stories written about them every week and being stalked by the paparazzi famous.

I now imagine them all gathering round the lake every week to read about the new and exciting things they’re up to.

Rose: “Oh wow Dom you have been seen getting steamy with 4 whole boys this week”

Dom: “Oh my god I’m such a little slut please don’t tell my girlfriend!”

James: “Well Vic has threatened the life of several students who called her a bitch”

Vic: “It was one student and they didn’t just call me a bitch. Anyway you have been caught getting drunk in Hogsmede again”

James: “oh my god I was barely tipsy!!”

Roxanne: “this one’s hilarious, Albus Potter has been seen sneaking into broom closets with a certain blonde slytherin on numerous occasions”

Hugo: “HAHA that’s ridiculous”

Fred: “Albus and Scorpius imagine oh my god”

Molly: “they’re obsessed with a potter and a malfoy dating they just won’t accept it’ll never happen”

Albus: “haha yeah that’s insane literally crazy who would ever even think that…”

Everyone: “wait…”

[t3ddyd0ll]

some Yandere!Kidnapper hcs (before they took you)

the first time they followed you home was the same day they first saw you

you were so intriguing, simon HAD to learn more about you

being very, very good with tech, it was only a week later that there were cameras in your house and a tracker in your car. he was tempted to microchip you, and almost did, but just put a tracker in your phone instead.

if you work at a place where you have your own office or cubicle, you'd best believe there's a camera hidden there too!

he spent a lot of time learning things about you

he'd follow you where ever you went at first, but eventually he started breaking into your house while you were gone to learn more from there

he read your journal, he went through your drawers and closet, he took notes on your decor and special items. he even looked through your fridge and took notes on what he saw you liked

he was always very careful, too. never making the mistake of not knowing when you were coming back, always making sure things were in their correct places before he left.

but as the weeks passed, he got more antsy

he wanted to be with you so badly that he started waiting for you to come home

they'd hide under the bed or in the closet, behind the bookshelf or in the dark of the kitchen when you get up for a glass of water

then they started taking your things. and truly, it wasn't stealing, you're going to see those things again when he takes you! but it did break his heart just a little that it made you so upset..

he spent so much time preparing your room for you. when it was finally done he spent some time down there with his computer, watching you in your apartment and pretending you were there with him

he ate meals at the same time as you almost every day. it always killed him a little inside when he couldn't match your schedule

he talked about you to his friends and coworkers as if you were already dating, even though he was a stranger

he also talked to you a lot, but you couldn't respond through the cameras </3

sometimes they would leave presents for you (flowers, clothes, jewelry, things correlating with your hobbies, whatever they thought you'd enjoy!) and they'd always get sooooooo happy if they saw you using them. if you didn't, it would make them sad.

pictures. soooooo many pictures of you.

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 4

oral fixation

small headcanons, very lame, but the blurbs are gonna make up for it i pinky promise

let's go

schlatt

very unsure what to do

y’want some booze?

You did not want some booze, you wanted him

pants off, cock out, hand in your hair to use your mouth and keep it busy

aye aye cap’n

ted

gives you a dab pen instead

overall just trying to replace nic with thc

and then one day both your pens are charging and the craving HIT and you have only two things on your mind

drugs, and ted’s cock

but since your drugs were otherwise engaged, you were setting your sights on your gorgeous boyfriend’s libido

better hope he can last at least until your cravings subside, but preferably the whole 1-3 hours they take to fully charge

charlie

he doesnt realize that the oral fixation could be naughty at first

just getting you plenty of lollipops and gum and such

until one day you’re like “charlie, baby,,, *please* let me suck you off”

he’s flabbergasted

too nervous to tell you that you can use him whenever you need

so one night when the candy and mock vapes arent working, you decide to take initiative and drop to your knees to take his pants off for him and mouth over his bulge

charlie was so confused but so turned on and excited

but little did he know, your cravings were at an all time high today and you were not letting him get away until you were done and content, the crying only made him cuter

(god i love making charlie a lil crying bitch in all my works)

[strayheartless]

AGS and childhood teddy bears because I said so:

Angeal: His childhood teddy bear was made by his mother. It has lopsided ears and a wonky eye and his name is “Freddy”. Angeal did not name Freddy, Angeal’s dad named Freddy and really he wouldn’t have it any other way.

As a child Angeal took Freddy pretty much everywhere with him: to the market, do the beach, the doctors office. Even, on one very horrifically memorable occasion, to a funeral…. Now Freddy sits on his night stand looking a little worse for wear but no less loved. Angeal patches up every moth eaten hole and replaces any lost stuffing. He’s got a book on his shelf about Teddy bear repairing and no one is willing to make even the tiniest bit of fun of him. Freddy, to Angeal, is as important as the Buster sword.

Except Zack doesn’t really know what happened to Freddy after he is captured. He’d managed to rescue the little bear before Shinra came in to erase Angeal’s existence but now…?

Genesis: Genesis’ childhood teddybear sits in his bedroom on his bed and gods help you if you touch it. Genesis had many toys growing up, and all of them had backstories and personalities but Gigi was special. The bear had been given to Genesis by his mother after a trip to Junon when he was three. She had been away for weeks and despite the fact that she otherwise showed little interest in him past what he wore and ate, Genesis had missed her so much he’d thrown up crying the night she left. When she came back, bear in hand Genesis had been so delighted at the unusual display of motherly love that he’d completely failed to realise the bear had not come from Junon nor had it come from his mother. In fact the little bear came from a tiny toy shop in the market place and had been bought for him by his Nanny, who had accosted Genevieve Rhapsodos in the hall muttering:

“If he thinks it’s from you he may just be soothed better when you go away again.”

It did and Genesis was never any the wiser. All anyone ever had to do to get him to shut up was hand him Gigi and he promptly curled up either with a book or to sleep. Even when he burned Gigi to a crisp in his rage over the lie that was his life, he never knew his “mother” had not been the one to buy the bear.

Sephiroth: Sephiroth did not have a childhood stuffed animal or any kind. Hojo thought them inane while Gast fretted about the germs they carried, so Sephiroth went without. He had his locket and that was all that mattered to him for a very long time until….

Seeing Freddy and Gigi, Sephiroth is hit with unimaginable envy over what could have been. The loss he feels is stupid. It was an inanimate object for Gaia’s sake! He should not be bereft at the sight of it! Except he is, and he wants his own so badly it aches.

Sephiroth has a little ritual of patting Freddy gently on the head in greeting and nodding to Gigi when he sits on his friends beds. Angeal watches him with sympathy in his gaze while Genesis watches him like a hawk around his bear. But both of them know the reason behind the gesture and never point it out.

Until one holiday Angeal hands him a little brown paper wrapped package wrapped up in red and white twine, the way the shop owners used to wrap the toys in Banora. When Seph opens it he doesn’t speak, just touches the little tiger stuffy with reverence and lets the tears fall. Like Genesis, Sephiroth is very protective of teddy (he’s not imaginative with names leave him be). No one mentions that he stays on the pillow across from Sephiroth, and nobody mentions that most mornings Sephiroth wakes with teddy pressed to his cheek and subconsciously rubs its soft fur across his top lip soothingly.

Years from now HR will throw that same tiger doll into a black bag and into a land fill in the sector seven slums. Years from now a vendor will pick it out, clean it up and sell it to a tall man with a gun for a hand and a baby strapped to his chest who just rolled into town. He wants it for the baby, his daughter, and she sleeps with it every night.

Years and Years from now that same little girl will solomnly tell that tiger to watch over her brother while her uncle Cloud looks for a cure…

Years and years form now a winged stranger in a red leather coat with spy the little Tiger sat on the whiskey shelf for “safe keeping” and no one will know how to sooth him because no one knows what’s wrong.