#head pixie x sanderson

[kiachnishsblog]

I think I’m hilarious

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[k0miisa2]

⚠️OLDMANYAOI⚠️

Fue una decepción no encontrar tanto contenido de esta ship (HP x Sanderson) como yo esperaba, pues para mi desde niña son prácticamente esposos, es decir, literalmente adoptaron un hijo, y HP parece ver a Sanderson totalmente como su igual, ¿Cuántos jefes "malvados" hacen eso por sus empleados/secuaces? Para mi sin duda es CANON.

Así que decidí hacerles contenido yo misma, porque es MUY necesario, ¡espero que les guste! 💖

[devzelfangirl]

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

I’m so normal about the pixies what are you even talking about man

[fountainpenguin]

Origin of the Pixies

Fairly OddParents ~ (August 2016 - Ongoing)

"Talk of these things should be reserved for fathers and sons. I'm Head Pixie. I'm your aldra mór, but I'm no one's daddy."

Head Pixie backstory longfic

Drama & Angst (I hear there's fluff in here somewhere...)

First-person POV

Dead Dove

Summary

After being infected with Wolbachia pipientis - the real-life bacteria that causes insects to reproduce asexually - Fergus Whimsifinado soon finds himself a single father struggling to provide for 500+ genetically-identical offspring he never really wanted in the first place. Suddenly becoming the first member of a brand new species means complex politics to deal with, a Pixie World to build, a shipping company and a therapy business to manage, and a budding interspecies war to survive... ... All on top of raising children.

Not Rated; Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings

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This work has a largely T tone. Borderline M for themes like 'queen bee' insect people fighting to the death, getting abducted by Cupid's family for study, being forced into a will o' the wisp's harem to ensure milk for newborn Sanderson, and general themes of non-human reproduction, child loss, and war.

Head Pixie-centric longfic with a focus on:

- Growing up with freckles in insect society, where you're typecast as a violent "queen bee" who'll stop at nothing to defend his hive. Set Daddy's fortune aside for wergild; you're gonna need it. - Accidental selkie wife addition (Please don't send her back to Mom; she needs this job) - Local party boy struggles to prioritize fatherhood above raves - Getting abducted by Cupid's hot grumpy mom, who's absolutely willing to push you to your limits if it means she can unravel your biology and show you off to all her friends - Raising little worker bees... I mean, drone pixies who regularly need their faces licked for pheromone exposure or they'll cry - Cloudlands' most eligible rich bachelor rejects hugs because he fears bee-instinct cuddle death attacks; more at 11 - Building a company up from nothing. Gotta start somewhere- Why not with cupcakes? (Maybe cute kids are good for something after all...) - Raising an heir you're biologically programmed to kill... It's fine- Sis is raising the spare - Why did we think adopting a cù sìth that can steal your soul if you lie was a good idea? - The cool girl who founded the human godparenting division is afraid you'll hurt her with your big, scary muscles and she'd rather "just be friends." oh no. - WHAT midlife crisis? Hahaha... Don't read Chapter 37. - The war over godkids from "Balance of Flour" (Season 7); H.P. and his 4 eldest pixies are drafted on the Fairies' side. Huh... That's gonna cause issues with the whole "BFF with the leader of the Anti-Fairies" thing... - Divorce? Child loss?? Raising some anti-fairy kid with Anti-Cosmo? Uh-oh. - His hat is also a pen

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"I'm impolite and I make fun of everyone! I'm immature but I will stay this way forever <3" (x)

[k0miisa2]

¡Hola! Eh vuelto con una nueva cuenta, en un nuevo fandom y con un nuevo headcanon, el cual trata sobre un AU donde Los Pixies, HP y Sanderson terminan siendo los padres adoptivos de Foop/Irep por razones de la vida

[ADVERTENCIA DE MUCHO TEXTO] Pero ¿porque? Me imagino que podría haber una correlación entre estos personajes, según lo acontecido y lo que supuestamente estaba por venir. Todo empieza con el hecho de que cuando Irep pareció por primera vez en la serie de Los Padrinos Magicos un Nuevo Deseo lucia más como un Pixie" que un Anti-padrino, y dado que los Pixies y los Anti-Padrinos se han aliado (aunque también traicionado) en el pasado, pensé que quizás esto podría llegar a significar que tenían algo que ver. Dev conoce a Irep, cosa que parece dejarlo "enganchado" y al final del capitulo dice estar decidido a contactar de nuevo con "Las anti-hadas", con el, al mismo tiempo y según dicen, estaba planeado incluir a los Pixies como los antagonistas al final de la serie originalmente (cosa que parece, fue cambiada de último momento), con todos esos datos, al principio pensé en que podrían ser "socios" o algo así, pero también recordé esa escena donde Foop vuelve de por sus vacaciones escolares y termina en casa de Poof porque sus padres se mudaron sin dejarle la dirección (mini cómic que adjunte jeje), así como que HP y Sanderson prácticamente ya habían criado un hijo en el pasado ((al Payaso Bob), una cosa me llevo a la otra y me pareció muy lindo, y me gusta pensar en un Universo Alternativo pudo ser real (solo quiero tener la esperanza de que algo bonito le pase por fin a Irep :"3)

[kiachnishsblog]

how come people ignore h.p x sanderson like ITS RIGHT THERE

[kiachnishsblog]

I’m going insane

[devzelfangirl]

I made an H.P. x Sanderson server

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

hey chat do we fuck with these crack ships

Juandissimo/Binky

Anti-Cosmo/Sanderson

Anti-Wanda/Brandy-Lynn (Cosmo’s ex from that movie I’ve never seen)

Big Daddy/Papa Cosma

HP/Cupid

Cookie/Blonda

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

Anti-Cosmo and HP gotta have something going on, right?

i could't decide which would be funnier, so they BOTH get to be babygirl

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

Cupid x Sanderson

I’m normal about them I’m so normal I’m definitely not obsessed with pixies especially Sanderson my dad

[lethality-of-dual-strike]

here are some pixie designs (and Cupid) i was messing around with for an AU that's consumed my entire soul. i like to think that there are differences between the pixies, even if it is funny they mostly look the same.

the "nicknames" are what Cupid calls them. Pearce/Ink was a last minute addition but he's probably my favorite of the bunch (aside from Sanderson of course). i think the most embarrassing thing is i actually have more pixie OCs in other AUs. they're very special to me.

[fountainpenguin]

130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash

💜 Lavender Train Arc

(July 2016 - Ongoing)

"Cripes, it's been years. Centuries? I dunno; I've been high for most of it... But it's easy. When I'm on peppermint, I can forget about what's bothering me. S-see, the thing is, I just can't stop thinking about Foop and Anti-Goldie... "I don't wanna make them do anything they don't want to. That's not fair to them. I wouldn't want Foop to do anything like that to my life if I had to be the one to copy him, so why should I be controlling his life like this? It should be his choice, you know? He sh-shouldn't have to be forced if he doesn't want to..."

- Drama, Romance, Angst, & Fluff

- Prompts related to the celebrity kids and friends: Poof, Foop, Goldie, Anti-Marigold, Sammy, Finley, Hiccup (Foop's alt personality), and Cavatina (Sanderson's son)

Summary

Spellementary School. Alberich Middle. Carl Poofypants High. Welcome to the best years of the rest of your life. Poof is no stranger to being strong or popular, but discovering he's a gyne - a "queen bee" among fairies - comes with its own challenges. That whole "fighting for dominance" and "driven to kill each other" thing certainly add stress that'll never go away... even if he wasn't incredibly anxious about his on-and-off poly girlfriend (Goldie) or H.P.'s eternal push to hire him at Pixies Inc. Foop's spent his life fighting for every scrap of respect his Fairy classmates see fit to give him. Exhausted by the complex dance of supporting his mother through a war, juggling his mistress with his actual betrothed, and struggling to restrain an alternate personality growing ever more protective and bitter, you have to wonder... is chasing universal domination even worth it anymore?

Rated Gen and T

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Highlights of this arc:

- Crocker starts long-term work at Spellementary School. Poof and Foop teach him the basics of magic. - The kiddos spend spring break with their grandparents. Well... I guess Finley's with his....... Head Pixie. - Poof and Foop each welcome a younger sibling into their life... in their own way. - With Anti-Cosmo missing in action, Foop struggles to support his mother through an interspecies war. - Hiccup (Foop's alternate personality) takes his mum to lunch. - Foop faces microaggressions while struggling to get a job in Fairy World. - Foop finally settles on a betrothed. Ugh... She's clever and nice, but it's a good thing romance is optional. Can you imagine flirting with your ruling partner? - Hiccup is very normal about his crush on Sammy Sweetsparkle. Uh-oh... - As things get serious with his betrothed (Anti-Coriander), Foop tells his girlfriend (Anti-Marigold) he'd like her to be his mistress. Yeah... That talk goes great. - Poof buries his incredible amounts of trauma beneath his peppermint addiction. Foop quietly helps him through school. - Poof and Foop team up when they find themselves the targets of an assassination plot. Wait, what?

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"We have to think of... celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators! Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! They were popular! Please..." (x)

[fountainpenguin]

"The world's smallest violin really needs an audience, so let me play my violin for you..." (x)

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New Origin of the Pixies chapter today!

Chapter 43 - “Letters and Numbers”

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Start from Chapter 1

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Since Sanderson came into his adult wings last chapter, it was only a matter of time before his younger coworkers did too. Tensions rise as Longwood and Smith begin to assert their dominance, and H.P. does what he can to ensure his position as Head Pixie remains secure.

Next time we see these kids, we'll be off to war...

(First 1,000 words under the cut)

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Letters and Numbers

Spring of the Yellow Tailfeathers

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Longwood hovered by the tram station, his shades pushed into his hair and his arms crossed. As I drifted up to join him, I raised an admittedly exaggerated brow. "And you're absolutely sure you don't want me to call your Refracted counterpart?"

"I am."

"You realize that after today, you can never enter a Daoist shrine again. Without her kiss as a juvenile, you're impure. Your window of opportunity will have closed. If you ever want in again, you'll have to travel to the High Kingdom and meet on her territory."

"I get it, H.P." He smiled thinly. "I'm Zodii. I'm all Zodii."

I suppressed my sigh. "All right. No ceremonial coming of age kiss. Well, if we're not going to be spending the evening witnessing a dance, I'm glad we're going out instead." I picked up my coat and pulled it on while Sanderson watched from the stairs. "Where do you fancy? Preferably someplace with soda."

Longwood sized me up with a rueful sideways glance. "H.P., I'm 164,000. Adult wings or not, I can't legally drink for 25,000 years."

"… Right. I knew that. So where do you want to go? Hawkins and I went hiking, and Wilcox and I spent the weekend soaring above the cloudlands as geese. You and I have to go somewhere- anywhere you want. A getaway for just the two of us. That's Pixie tradition."

"I want to go to the Leaves Temple and present myself before Thurmondo."

Oh. I wrinkled my nose. "Um. That place by the Frozen Garden Palace? That's what you want? Am I even allowed to go there?"

Longwood nodded. "You're allowed to be on the lower two levels. The echo chamber is on the top floor. H.P., I know you don't believe, but I want you to come and meditate with me. That's my birthday wish."

I watched his face for any hint of ulterior motives. "What exactly do you plan to do while I'm there?"

"Just pray, and think, and listen. It's the Temple of Curiosity. It's sort of a play area up front for the nymphs and pups, and more of a museum in the back. Lots of little puzzles to fiddle with and solve. You'll like it."

"Okay. If that's what you want." I glanced over my shoulder. "Sanderson, you're in charge. No parties."

"Yes, sir."

We took the pilgrimage without magic as best as we could. I would've been content to ping there and be done with it, but Longwood insisted on the trams. At least using magic on the way home wasn't against their self-imposed rules. Longwood and I arrived in Cornflower City on Wednesday, then paid the temple a visit in the morning. I'd glimpsed the temple in passing: lush plants that betray the frosty outdoors and all of that. I'd never been inside before. Longwood walked me to the door. We entered together.

The noise hit me first. Longwood led onward and we stepped from the hall into an enormous brightly lit room.

"Holy chaos…"

Everything was a puzzle. The floor. The walls. The tables and chairs. Puzzles of cloudland cities. Puzzles of the Rainbow Bridge. Puzzles of famous monuments. Puzzles of planets. Puzzles of farms, animals, factories…

I turned a full circle, sliding my hands up to grasp my hat. Mazes of wire. Mirrors that alter your appearance in nonsensical ways. Children's toys strewn all over the ground (Ah, so that's how the Zodii lure you in young). Fairy nymphs and Anti-Fairy pups raced and poofed back and forth, shrieking and chortling as they zipped from one place to another. Amused parents sat on benches along the walls.

Longwood looked at me, awaiting any further reaction on my part. "If it's too much, sir, on the other side of the room, there's a door that leads into the meditation hall. It's quieter there."

I squinted. There was laughter, and crying. Bright construction paper. Train sets with engines and tracks. Interactive wall panels. Tunnels. Slides. Climbing bars. Trampolines. Squishy blue mats. Ringing rainbow xylophones. Spinning hoops. Wooden blocks. Sports balls. Foam balls. Toy blasters to fire those foam balls. Adventure quests and target games you could work your way through with a pretend wand in hand. Scoreboards?

It was every doctor's office waiting room, playground, splash pad, nymph gymnasium, and socializing nursery I'd ever imagined contained under one roof. My awareness zinged in a thousand directions at once, trying to track every rapidly moving kid, shot ball, and thrown toy. Every toenail, every hair, every dust flake, every skin cell.

Howls of pain. Bruises? Blood? Snot? Barf? Pee? There was no way to know what wild kids did when ducking through the tunnels and enriching themselves where adults couldn't see them. I am almost positive everything in there was liable to give you some contagious disease at the simplest brush of your hand. Nothing in there was sanitary. Nothing in there was safe. It wasn't right.

"Longwood," I whispered, "I can't do this. I can't stay in here. Nothing in here is organized. I'm going to have a meltdown. In front of all these people."

"Really?" He looked again around the Temple. "I thought you'd like solving the puzzles and filling in the coloring sheets."

"I will. Oh, I will. Longwood, I'm glad you have the ability to focus on just one thing at a time. To set up just three of a hundred dominos, to rotate a wheel filled with beads just half a turn, to flip an hourglass over when it hasn't timed out, to roll a play cloudcar a short ways across the floor, and then move on with your life."

I met his gaze, tugging my hat lower. "But if you start me on this, I swear I am not leaving until every one of these puzzles is done at the same time, and stabilized that way. And I do not care how many nymphs or full-grown adults I have to bowl over to do so. Either let me absolutely loose, or get me out of here- now."

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[fountainpenguin]

130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash

🤍 Gray Train Arc

(July 2016 - Ongoing)

"Cav, hey! It's been like, centuries, huh? It's great to see you actually opening up at a party for once. You always look so tense, y'know? What changed your mind this time around?" "The secure knowledge that five years from now, I'll have your head on a silver platter. Why?" "Haha, right back at ya, buddy. Stay minty, you...... See what I mean? Total mood-killer, Sammy. There's no talking to this guy." 

- Drama & Angst. Occasional fluff, but hey- We're Pixies!

- Prompts related to Pixies: H.P., Sanderson, Vice President Longwood, Chief Pixie Smith, Finley (Poof and Foop's Spellementary roommate), and Cavatina (Sanderson's clone son)

Summary

Pixies are busy creatures with their hand in every pie... You've got time travelers killing dinosaurs, you've gotta get drunk when your Anti-Fairy BFFs celebrate their new heir, you've gotta juggle pheromone-swapping scandals... ... and maybe you've gotta pass the torch to a new generation. Let your offspring have their turn at raising asexually reproduced children without your influence. Yeah, right! Keep up, boys... Daddy's not goin' nowhere, and your newborn interns are property of Pixies Inc.

Rated Gen and T

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Highlights of this arc:

- H.P. and Sanderson visit the Fairy Elder, whose pheromones hold... a LOT of sway over mere mortals like them. - A young pixie named Rosencrantz struggles with his coming of age ceremony: manning the call center single-handed. - H.P. no longer has need of Flappy Bob, Gary, or Betty. Sanderson struggles to say good-bye to the humans he helped raise. - Sanderson works in the complaints department. Mama Cosma gripes about everything. Unlikely friends...? - During the Season 7 episode "Crocker Shocker," power goes out in Pixie World. - H.P. calls it quits. Sanderson gets promoted. Probably not to the position you're thinking of. - Poof, Foop, and Sammy Sweetsparkle room with a pixie their age: Finley Hammerfall... who (like Poof) is biologically set to grow up as a "queen bee." Wait a sec... Don't those kill each other? - Sanderson has his first asexually reproduced kid. Since it's standard for their species, it's a good thing H.P. prepared him for this! ... Right? - Anti-Cosmo watches his dear friend H.P. grow older and weaker in the background. - Oh yeah, I guess Foop once experimented on some toddler named Cavatina, but that's not important. What's he gonna do? Plot revenge for 160,000 years?

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