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thought about.... inscryption again. and am in a wizard mood. here's these guys whom I love dearly with all my heart (biting maiming killing magnificus etc)
#inscryption#magnificus#lonely wizard#head on a pike#i. do not know their name#goobert#also i dont hate magnificus btw hes so funny to me. YOU PLAY LIKE YUGIOH W HIM#i will however support lonely wizard goobert and pike in mauling this man#tree man. weird green pile man. ahsvahg#wizardposting#potatart
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Dear Government,
#head on a pike#vir cotto wave#Babylon 5#favorite shows#sir these are my emotional support characters#everyone needs to watch this#Babylon 5 taught us how to overthrow a tyrannical government
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
#beck rambles#anti taylor swift#not really but i don't feel like getting my head on a pike right now
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This is the Nine Hells fashion collection, first piece of the series:
Avernus, featuring Raphael and Zariel
It's time to make good use of all the fancy costume designs I sketched for Raphael 😆
#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 raphael#raphael bg3#baldur's gate 3 raphael#raphael baldur's gate 3#character art#digital illustration#artists on tumblr#dnd#cw: blood#baldurs gate 3#raphael the cambion#zariel#but it's her head on a pike 🤭
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breaking news: people in the critical role fandom find out that punks are, indeed, supposed to be disruptive, cruel, and shitty towards authority
#🍃#critical role#critrole#cr spoilers#ashton greymoore#'ASHTON IS SO MEAN AND ARROGANT FOR YELLING AT HEADS OF STATE' oh so that 'acab' in your profile was a lie huh#like it did suck watching them (vaguely) be an ass to pike BUT LIKE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
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And every single time I want to punch him in his smarmy face.
every so often i remember he is from new jersey
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I'm so tired of queer infighting... "What about he/him lesbians" "What about the creator of this flag" "What about aroaces in relationships" "What about them saying a slur" "What about-" YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT??? A homophobe isn't gonna give a fuck about all the minute little details theyre just gonna hate us all the same. "You're one of the normal ones" they're fucking using that shit to make sure YOU kill your other queers, and by the time you're the only one remaining, they're gonna kill you too. Get over it stop fighting. I fucking hate this community.
EDIT: I'm not sure how Tumblr editing works so no matter if you've already seen this or haven't seen it before, please check out this addition (on mobile rn idk how to link stuff to words). It's very important and I'm not going to take out the sentence it's referring to as it is a mistake I made and I will not pretend like it did not happen. Do not hate your community. I love this community.
#queer#lgbtq#gay#trans#lesbian#aromantic#asexual#aroace#bisexual#twitter ppl gonna have my head on a fucking pike for this one#im tired of explaining shit to people who dont wanna learn
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aoba you will always be famous to me…
#aoba seragaki#dramatical murder#dmmd#dmmd fanart#carma art#i think 16yr old me would want 20yr old me’s head on a pike for playing this lol#i love yaoi jesus too much to quit though. aoba is literally my best friend guys#i need to put him in a can and shake it around vigorously#i need to chew on him like a dog toy#i need to squish him between my index finger and my thumb like a gummy bear#u don’t get it…
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at my limit of being expected to treat conservative voters ever so niceys, it's been 8 fucking years of "oh pity the poor widdle man in his ignorance and ~economic anxiety~"
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Thank you for your service, Kate
#kate winslet#sarah paulson#lily rabe#kathryn hahn#rashida jones#kate hudson#hayley atwell#cobie smulders#bridget regan#jessica chastain#charlize theron#lana parrilla#rebecca mader#kate walsh#rosamund pike#melanie lynskey#christina ricci#christina hendricks#and thats every woman in their 40s I can think about off the top of my head
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the show must go on
#oc#kit pike#ttrpg oc#delta green#k-cell#operation: silent mountain#ugh. this guy again#to quote my friend: “He looks very cool on the left for a man who has the nickname 'Playbill' hanging over his head by a thread”#this was drawn listening to make em' laugh from singin' in the rain and the devo cover of secret agent man on repeat#artists on tumblr
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Sara from A Little Princess was the patron saint of weird little girls. Passionately telling stories about her special interest the French Revolution and Princess de Lamballe getting her head cut off and carried on a pike
#sara crewe#a little princess#not to be like 'shes just like me fr' but she's just like me fr. there's a reason i felt a kinship with sara#intense little girl using books and imagination to get her through stuff#it's been years since i've read that book but i remember the head on a pike story VERY well#just one of those things that stuck#love that when you're a child you're reading stuff like that and you're just like. ah yes of course. this is regular#but as an adult i'm a bit like ???#also was there an anime based on the novel? must investigate sometime because i'm pretty sure i used to watch it back in the day
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releases these into the wild like freeing caged birds
#hal jordan#john stewart#guy gardner#kyle rayner#barry allen#the flash#green lantern#绿灯小丑#not halbarry but it can be if youre delusional enough#the prompt i got for those was 'blue lantern barry mentoring rookie lantern hal' so dont put my head on a pike for ooc hal ok . smiles#save me homophobic dog barry homophobic dog barry save me#OK SORRY FOR SPAMMING THE TAG GOODNIGHT!!!!!!
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You have to trust someone at some point, Moiraine.
#the wheel of time#wot on prime#wot edit#moiraine damodred#siuan sanche#lan mandragoran#mygifs#mine: wot#someone probably giffed it already but I wanted to highlight the micro-expressions because this is a masterclass#Rosamund Pike repeats the same slight snarl in the two scenes#And both Daniel Henney and Sophie Okonedo look at her their head bent looking up#because Moiraine is deeply reactive#like raw skin#it's interesting that Moiraine ends the season trusting Rand and Alanna and Verin and Lan and even Lanfear#but not Siuan#I'm very curious about whether or not this will be the stilling/shielding arc of the next season for Moiraine#Siuan was the one she allowed herself to be happy with#the one she trusted#if you remove that trust and haven what is left?#I guess we'll get avalanche Moiraine after all#also Siuan's face oh my heart is shattering all over again#she is broken#she gambled and it did cost her everything
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Mind Over Matter
I think it's fucked up that all of the pupils lose their body and/or mind somehow because of Magnificus and his trials. Most of them literally, some metaphorically.
#lonely wizard#pike mage#goobert#james cobb#inscryption#my art#amber lost her body but kept her mind#goobert lost his form and is losing his cool#wiz lost their sense of self in its entirety#james lost both his body and mind#maybe that last one isn't entirely mags's fault but if he didn't throw him away then he wouldn't have#they're all represented by mostly their head (or what's left) and I think that's interesting
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Sort of, but not really, a crossover between The Legend of Vox Machina and The Owl House
Headcanons for how you think Vox Machina would react to having a member who is a witch (that suffering from a curse like Eda’s) from the Boiling Isles? Rather it’s about learning more about their magic or helping them manage their curse?
I love this idea, and i'm also trying to get through all the requests in one day so watch me do a magic trick guys
Vox Machina x TOH Magic Reader
Warnings - none
"The fuck do you mean you have a bird curse?", Vox Machina x Reader
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Head canons!!!!
OBVIOUSLY when they first learn about it they're all like
"Is there a cure??"
"Does it hurt you:(?"
(Only Pike Vex and Keyleth ask if it hurts you..)
(It's okay cus the boys are immediately asking about how to make the potion)
Once they realize that since you've settled for the potions, it's usually top priority to restock your potions when they go shopping.
"You sure you have enough?? We might not get another chance to shop!"
They're too caring for their own good sometimes
When your curse DOES erupt, Keyleth keeps you down with vines while they bottle feed you the yellow liquid.
Sometimes they'll purposefully not give it to you when you guys are going on some dangerous adventure so your curse snaps during battle.
real clutch when you guys are all about to die
Grrr woof woof
OTHER than that, you're a wild witch, so you have all kinds of magic.
Percy is he only one who's even heard of the boiling isles, unsurprisingly.
"Is it really a titan you all live on?"
"Yes. It is."
So so so many questions about it all.
You have a small amount of sludge with you for abominations, so you've been letting them simmer so they get bigger.
A lot of times they think you're weird for it, but you have to explain it for a few times till they have a "ohhh" kind of reaction
Scanlan defo bonds with you over your bard magic.
":O???? YOU TOO???"
You just kind of look at him confused until you laugh at his hand magic.
expect duets during battles so he can pitch in more.
Keyleth likes how connected you are with animals, she feels like it gives you two more to connect about
"Have you heard about what happened to Benard?"
"Which one? The wolf or the rabbit?"
"The rabbit. He cheated on Lani."
"Gasp”
They also have you fix stuff a lot around the house just because you can control mud n stuff.
you 100% throw mud at them when they say stupid shit
"Yeah so this girl I f- god damn it- why?!"
Scanlan hates it, everyone loves it
win-win
You also lend a huge hand when it comes to healing.
literally pike 2.0 with your shields n stuff
you trick them with your illusion magic.
"Wait- i thought you were going to the woods?"
You look at Vax, staring at him for 5 seconds.
"Hello??"
*poof.*
"Not again!"
They learned about your psychic ability recently when Vex asked about your necklace.
"What's that, birdy?"
You touch your necklace, rubbing the glass orb on the centerpiece.
"What are you doing?" (You said it in sync with Vex.)
"Its a Oracle orb." You smiled and went on a little rant about it.
they all call you birdy because of your feathery curse.
They defo make you predict battles and ask what theyre supposed to do about losses.
"Why would I know? Change it yourself, duhhh"
Keyleth loves your plant magic because when she speaks with your vines, flowers, grass, or trees they all sound and act like you.
"They're like your little babies! haha.."
lots of smiles and laughs from her.
You teach them how to make certain potions because you think it'll help them.
For example, you gave Vex a potion that'll make her more charismatic and she cleared a tab for all of you guys for free.
Could have been her natural charisma, but who knows.
i forgor about grog oops
#vex'ahlia x reader#vex'ahlia#vex and vax#vax x reader#vax'ildan#percy de rolo x reader#percy de rolo#scanlan shorthalt#pike trickfoot#pike x reader#scanlan x reader#vox machina x reader#keyleth#keyleth of the air ashari#keyleth x reader#head canon#the owl house#TOH
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