#he's such a hotie
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HE'S SUCH A WHORE (translation: I love him so much it hurts)
#lando norris#idc what anyone says im a big fan of the mustache and goatee#baby goat#the little red nose noooo#he's such a hotie#even in the cold#my unicorn sugarplump snowflake baby fairy
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“Art deco by Lana Del Rey” but the beat drop is just everyone’s (platonic or not) first impression of James Potter.
#like let’s be real#he is fine#and I’m tired of people pretending he ain’t#james potter#prongs#hotie#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#regulus black#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#lily evans#mary macdonald
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Dark Choco propaganda he better be dubbed hoty
#you could say he deserved hoty becayse he's a hotty- I'll see myself out /j#cookie run#cookierun#dark choco cookie#cookierun kingdom#cookie run dark choco
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bhai aaj result aaya hai aur sab aise treat kar rahe hai aur aisa lag raha hai ki mera birthday do din pehle hone ki jagah aaj hi ho
#and im so happy#life mai saari khushiyan ek taraf#but that feeling when your mammi-papa are proud of you#that happiness hits different#bas itna hai ki agar papa aaj hote to vo baat hi kuch aur hoti#but he might be happy from wherever he is#and bro the result came out so unexpectedly#like i was going to take bath when i casually checked the cbse website#and the moment i saw the link#my hands literally started trembling#ohh shit#i still can't believe ki mere boards ho gya aur result bhi aa gya#time is weird#and bhagwanjii shukriya ki I've got to witness this day with the people i love#desi teen#cbseboard#cbse result#desiblr#indian education
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#the more i stay around people the more i want to become like them out of spite#because i was so surprised these people are at least 24-26 years age some even did a minor bachelor's before coming here#some have completed post grad and then joined#like aren't you all too fucking old to act that immature#i grew so resentful of everyone how they keep on doing the worst low man shit and then victimize themselves#hypocrites full of shit they don't want to hear the truth#i know no one has the audacity to take a fight with me on here because they know im the youngest here#not because im the youngest but because im better#the girls frown upon me because i don't hear their low mindset humorless jokes and pointo out where they fall short#oh [my irl name] youre so stiff hamesha kami kyun nikalti rahti ho hamesha baat kaatne ki aadat hai learn to take a joke#mazaak hi to kar rahe hain kya yaar#ive cried so many times because i feel suffocated here and out of hate i want to act immature selfish hypocrite too so i do#i become self centered and look into my needs#but everyday bcg shows me how one stays firm in mindset even amidst surrounding of shit people#he points out to me all the time when i start acting like them he says why aren't you trying to rise above#i say ham bhi karte hai na unn chutiyon jaisa behave kyunki unhe unhi ki language mei samajh aata hai#achha ban kar honest banne se kuch nahi milta yaha#but he knows his stuff#he never does these things#however much i let evil thoughts take upon i get astounded everyday how he's practicing his rightful his honesty even tho no one's looking#it makes me want to cry#i hope he gets so ahead in life i hope he stands at the podium one day on a stage and deliver speeches where people actually can see him#like he sees the orator that come to attend our unis gatherings and says everytime kuch to baat hoti hai inn logon mei#i hope he achieves whatever he wants i hope he gets ahead of everyone all this fucking corruption#its not that he's done anything that im applauding he tries his best#and maybe teachers see that too all in class they're only looking at him and teaching they know#do you know how fucking hard it is not get corrupted in this uni and become one of those assholes that have done things unimaginable#im inspired everyday ill try my best to be like him#i do not just want to praise him i want to become someone he doesn't have to say fir tum bhi vahi karogi to kya farq reh jaayega#kuch bada nahi hota logon ki roz roz ki choti choti aadaton se pata chal jaata hai vo kaise hain
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Heyy dekho toh apne coffin se uthke kon apni dukhiyaari kahani sunane aaya hai :')
#Mera patta cut gya :))))))#Bahut buri tarike se vo bhi#Srsly#I feel more upset because of how embarrassing the situation was#Instead of being upset about the “breakup” if you can call it that...#I mean I do get it ki yaar he doesn't like me anymore (yeh toh hum dono ka us moment hai yaar-)#And agar main uske jagah hoti toh I would have done the same thing#But saala main nhi hu na uski jagah#Main apni jagah hu aur yha se uske decisions dekhke itna gaali bakne ka mann kar rha hai na qasam se#Banda friendship toh chodo baat tak nhi karta#We have become complete strangers ya Aisa kuch..#Acha theek hai koi na I don't care Jaye vo bhaad mein#Move on Kare jitna karna hai but why is he such a kilsa 😭#Mere saath aake baat toh kar bc#Misunderstanding tk hatani nhi hai bhaisahab ko#But okay koi na#BUT THE WAY HE IGNORES#I was sitting with a girl of his class on the bus and he came up to her#And started joking with her#Usne dekha tak nhi meri taraf ☠️#And then jab saamne waali seat khaali ho gyi toh he told the girl to come SIT WITH HIMM#MEREKO VAHI USKE MOOH MEIN EK CHATAA MARNA THA#Ab I have no idea if that's his new gf or whatever but bro-#Thodi toh sharam karle jis bandi ke piche tu pehle tha vo saath mein hi thi 😭😭🥺#Ek hi tak nhi 🥺#And iske baad jab vo ladki mujhse baat krne lgi I had to pretend everythings alright#Aur maine hasi majak ki#But andar se Jo dukh dard peeda ho rhi thi na mujhe ☠️#But ye sab bhi theek hai#Koi na
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shut up i love you
Shut up ily more
#make more posts for me to like theek he#I've basically liked ur whole blog and muje satisfaction nahi hoti itni kam posts se#ALSO THE WEATHER IS AMAZING TODAY RIGHT
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I imagine this every time I present a project lmao😂
#måneskin#damiano david#damiano#maneskin#thomas raggi#ethan torchio#for you#vic de anjelis#ethan#Eurovision 2021#eurovision dami#Babe#Proud mama#Cute#He's so hot I can't#so hot#Hot#Hotie#Baby#My bf#Hahahha
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they're fighting 😻
#over something that happened an year ago#apparently mom did not tell him about one of her trips with her friends#and she was showing him her whatsapp profile told him about it rn#and now he's butthurt as to why did not tell him back then#inka kuch nahi ho sakta#agar itni bari baat hoti and nahi batana hota she could've avoided this easily periodt#baat ka batangar bana na koi inse seekhe
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I love Jon Snow so much 😩😩🙌
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Funny how my brother still doesn't want to learn from the situation we all are in at home because ameeron vali lifestyle dekh sikh ke bande ko lagta hai bas vahi sab hai jahan hum hai vahan asliyat ka samna khatarnak lagne laga hai par bhai yeh bhi sach hai aur voh bhi bas yeh niche se juda hua sach zindagi mein bada kuch sikha deta hai jo bade bade flats ameer parties aur posh lifestyle aur posh dost nahi
And god it's for this reason that my brother is never ever informed about anything in this house because it's always hide things from him now, he has to focus on his studies, don't tell him that voh jhel nahi payega
And that's why he is in his own goddamn world like mummy batao sach kya hai dil tutne do aankhe khulne do ki humare pehle ke lifestyle humare friends jo type ke ghar se hai kaise kya differences hai kitna easy hai chizein aur kitni difficult
Sometimes I feel I grew up earlier than him because whatever shit would go on be it surprise transfers or the most negative news at home it was told to me first and it would then be passed on to my brother after his exams would take place or when he is in "safe" zone to be informed.
Aur jis bande ne life se hi sikhne ko mana kiya baithi hi life uske liye thokaron ke sath sikhane ko. We at home have protected him a lot ab 4 mahine baad bhagwan bharose chorr do
#samridhi speaks#just plain life talks and my brother's illusionary world of charms#bhai duniya mere liye bhi achi hai just that I was telling you the ground reality#of difficulties and adjustments of compromises but there is good stuff hanging around them too#I wish he was treated the same way as me buddhi tabhi kuch hoti aur chizein sambhalni bhi#but nah I was made the 10 saal badi didi at home kyunki judwa bhai is a baby?#I appreciate the lessons I learnt lekin isse bhi sikhani chahiye thi and somewhere I think the three of us collectively never#thought about it#anyway
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F in the chat for Ranveer Singh
#honestly feel bad for him#he deserves better#also ab koi nhi bolega deepika toxic#ranbir alia ke time pe toh sbki bolti band nhi hoti#virushka hi real hai bhai bss
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aaaAAAAAAAAAA
Not only did the m9 finally go back to see pumat sol but caduceus just got randomly attacked out of nowhere and took a frick ton of damage this is everything I could've asked for
#ignore me#maddie liveblogs cr2#I looked up critstats and he took more than half his total hp!!!!!#also. if any of yall know me u should know I love to whump my fave characters. this should not be surprising lmao.#but hot dang!!!! 45 damage out of nowhere!!!!! in pumat's shop!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!#I'm yelling I'm crying I'm absolutely vibrating#but man I've wanted them to see pumat again for such a long time........#and now we get a sudden surprise attack and I feel so blessed#this is like hotis all over again I'm so hyped omg
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Heyya I love your works 💗💗 and I was wondering if u u could do Slytherin boys reacting to the reader being a muggleborn 🥹
Classic yk🕺🏻🕺🏻
SLYTHERIN GUY'S REACTION TO YOU BEING A MUGGLEBORN | ✧⁺。
Pairing : (Mattheo , Tom , Theodore , Lorenzo , Draco) x muggleborn!reader
Note : tysm bestie 🤪🤪✨ also that is such a classic request !!!
Warnings : mentions of fighting , toxicness in Tom's (I mean?)
MATTHEO RIDDLE
Yes , he's got this thing against Muggle-borns, but if it's you, he's willing to put on his big boy pants and overlook it. But don't you dare insult his girl's blood status, or else you'll witness a show even Voldemort himself would be proud of! Picture it: a bunch of Slytherin wannabes start spouting nonsense about you not being worthy of Mattheo because he's the Dark Lord's spawn, and well you're just a stupid mudblood.
That sets Mattheo off like a firecracker! He goes all Hulk mode, smashing and bashing until they're all groveling at his feet. "Stay in your fucking place, you piece of shit, or else you won't live to tell the tale of Voldemort's son representing the Dark Lord himself!" He's a total hotie in fight mode btw
TOM RIDDLE
Now, Tom's got issues. He's got this whole orphanage baggage weighing him down, but deep down, he's just a lovesick puppy because he never received any. Sure, he hates the whole blood status talk, but he loves you more than he hates it. And merlin, does he have a way of showing it! He'll dominate and control like it's his daily job, but common, it's all out of love, right? And if anyone dares to even look at you funny, bam! It's going to be a hex city, and guess whose the population ? them.
But if you try to disobey or disrespect him he won't hesitate to return to his true self , he'd grab your chin harshly and menacingly whisper, "You're just a filthy mudblood, know your place. Here, God isn't your lord. I am."
THEODORE NOTT
hmm, Theodore, the rebel with a cause. He's not like his father , nothing like him at all and he constantly wants to prove it , this is just one of those things that help him show you and others that he's different.He couldn't care less about blood status drama. Nope, if he loves you, he loves ALL of you, flaws and all.
He'd threaten everyone around that you're his girl and if anyone says anything to you or if they try to hurt you then they'd be found dead before they can say sorry . "Get this in your stupid ass head, you dick - you mess with her, you mess with me and remember I don't pull bunnies out of a hat ."
LORENZO BERKSHIRE
Lorenzo's like that curious cat who just can't resist poking his nose into everything. Muggle stuff? Fascinating! Like Theodore he wouldn't mind . He'd actually ask more about how it's there and all the technology intrigues him but he'd still be on about how magic is better . He would support you all the time and try to indulge in stuff to make you feel better .
Would threaten his friends to be mindful of their words around you because you're very dear to him and he wouldn't mind a punch to two if it means you're protected "Hey hey hey , watch it or I won't!"
DRACO MALFOY
Draco, return of the drama queen of Slytherin lmao . He'll start off all high and mighty, spouting hurtful things left, right, and center. But when reality hits and you stop talking to him , he realizes he's messed up, cue the banging at your door , sputtering out apologies and the gifts galore - rich boy lowkey buying his way out but you can't complain because he's got all your favourite stuff .
Draco would kinda joke to lighten the mood "God, I love you, but my father cannot hear about this." Classic Draco, am I right?
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Aaj pakka main school koi ashubh muhurat mein gayi thi 😭
#DO BAAR BESATTI HUI#DO BAAR#FIRST I FELL WHILE PLAYING VOLLEYBALL#ALAG BAAT HOTI KI KOI REASON KI VAJAH SE GIRI HOTI TOH#YEH TOH BUS AISE HI GIR GAYI FOR NO FUCKING REASON#AND THIS ONE DUDE SAID “HAWAA NE DHAKKA MARAA KYA?”#BHAI ITNA GUSSA AAYA USKE MOOH MEIN BALL MARI MAINE 😭#AND SECOND TIME LUNCH MEIN I CROSSED PATHS WITH ISHAAN#USS BANDE SE MAINE BAHUT DINO SE BAAT NAHI KI THI (BECAUSE USKE TESTS CHAL RAHE HAI AND I DIDNT WANT TO DISTURB HIM)#AUR HOLIDAY KE BAAD TOH HAMARI KOI ACCHE SE CONVERSATION BHI NAHI HUI#SO HE STOPPED ME AND ASKED KI KYA CHAL RAHA HAI FALANA DHIMKANA#AND FOR SOME REASON MERI AVAJ TAK NAHI NIKLI#STATUE KI TARAH AWKWARDLY DEKH HI RAHI THI BUS USE#I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY MAIN ACHAANAK SE ITNI SHY KAISE HO GYI#BRO IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING 😭
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