#he's such a freak (affectionate)
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sending johnny voice messages while you're lying down in bed after a shitty day because he's deployed and you miss your man, except he's seeing them but not replying, which only worsens your mood.
meanwhile, he's jerking off to the soft, breathy murmurs playing from his phone. he's been so pent-up the past few days, and being away from his girls (you and your pussy) has only heightened the frustration, so he can't help it when the first thing he sees when he opens up your chat are the lengthy voice messages.
when he finally sends something back, it's a photo of him holding his shirt up between his teeth and a hand wrapped around his leaking cock, cum covering his belly, thighs, and even all the way up his chest. just the sluttiest photo you've ever seen.
sorry bonnie, couldn't help it ;) pops up under the photo, and you're just staring at your phone with an unimpressed look as more messages pour in of him asking if you could keep purring in his ear like that; maybe throw in a few instructions for him next time he wants to have a wank (which is probably soon, so get to it, love).
#freak 🙄 (affectionate)#he doesn't gaf if the others can hear or see him he's still jorking it#soap#john soap mctavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#rainwrites 𐙚
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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
#bg3#astarion#gale#that wizard is a freak (affectionate)#the vampire just wants you to hold him and tell him he's pretty
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wow hes so interesting! 😃
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#q!foolish#my art#foolish#hes such a weird little freak (affectionate)#q!tina#q!bagi
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Eddie, interrupting himself mid-live streaming because Steve got home from work: Hey, baby. My PR manager called me today and said that you’re making me look “unrelatable” with your “big spending purchases”
Steve: Eddie, you’re the only guy I know who has been accused of murder, incited a mob, got ate by bats, and helped a band of plucky nerds save the world.
Steve: People like you because you’re weird. Not because you’re relatable. You have never been relatable
Steve:
Steve: Freak
Eddie, to the camera: That’s mean girl talk for ‘I love you.’
#steve: freak (affectionate)#Steve and Eddie’s FBI Agent: *banging their head against their desk*#Their coworker: Eddie Munson huh? he’s great.#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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#ObsessedWithThatGuy
TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott
#top gun#top gun 1986#topgunedit#topgundaily#tom iceman kazansky#val kilmer#movieedit#moviegifs#filmedit#filmgifs#cinematv#*#if you see me posting top gun no you don't#icemav#sort of#he's such a freak (affectionate)
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impatient
#atsuoi#miya atsumu#oikawa tooru#haikyuu#theyre two freaks (affectionate)#atsumu never lets the marks heal or fade lmao he just keeps putting new hickies on oikw fr
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With the rise in panels of Tim going all unhinged 'I could kill someone' here's this
#comics#dc comics#robin#tim drake#batman#bruce wayne#red robin#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#incorect batfam#batfam#like that boy is only healed back by `batman would be disappointed` and `wait i dont want to be like by evil future version`#how can you say tim is boring or bland hes such a little hypocrite (affectionately) like hes yelling at damian about killing people then#the next hes going off to kill people. like robin doesn't kill he says as he wanted to/just about killed so many people as Robin#what a little freak#meme
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Gonna say something maybe controversial. Despite Wades bratty bottom energy i actually think Logan is the bottom between them.
#poolverine#listen i see a big hairy muscle man and my brain goes: you wanna be on your knees so bad baby boy#logan clesrly likes being penetrated if that megawat smile while dp is on top of him stabbing him is any indication#imgaine logan getting fisted. why? because he a freak(affectionate#wolverine#deadpool#logan howlett#wade wilson#bottom logan howlett#bottom wolverine
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I love your style sm!!! Especially how you draw Patroclus and Achilles 💕
AAAA tysmmm anon 🫶🫶🫶 You’re too kinddd :D
Patrochilles are my beloveds I’m glad you like them, I hope you don’t mind some art of them (but they’re young now)
Idea by: @spineless-lobster ,, patrochilles and figs are my guilty pleasure I do love this idea dearly
#this is not Iliad patrochilles#well. the designs are#but it’s from tsoa so I’ll tag it as such#tsoa#the song of achilles#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#tsoa patrochilles#achilles#Patroclus#patrochilles#tsoa fanart#very jarring to draw my Achilles design with green eyes#bcs if i remember correctly that was a huge deal in tsoa#i don’t remember lmao#he is normally my beloved little blue eyed sharp teeth pointy eared freak (affectionate)#I see why people like the green eyes tho it compliments him very nicely#deadbaguettesart#deadbaguettesask
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looney_toons.mp3
#grumley should acually be holding up the rear bc hes clunky and cant breathe but lets say he got a generous head start#legends of avantris#uprooted#grumley#booker#peggy#hazel#bitsy#zibs art#talking cat#the fixation is real with these little freaks /affectionate
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
#rottmnt#rottmnt raph#raph#don't worry then he'll freak out and buy you a new one#anyway! raph rules!!!!!#and i think the movie has made some people interpret him as like the 'responsible mom' character which is a bummer#bc that's really not him at all#like this is not even NEARLY a complete list of raph's shenanigans#he's a hooligan a fool a dumbass (affectionate)#he loves big flashy exciting fights and does not spare a single thought to stealth 90% of the time#he gets distracted on missions taking selfies with pizza pigeons and wrestlers#and gets annoyed in eps like Bug Busters when leo suggests being more cautious#he would die for his brothers but also he's definitely the type to like. walk into their rooms and sit on them for fun#he values responsibility so much but also makes the most batshit decisions ever#and has probably caused the state of new york thousands of dollars in damages#and he's NOT the boys' dad jesus christ#he grows slightly more serious over the course of the series (out of stress :(()#but at his core he's just a kid who loves fighting and being a hero#and i love him so much ok!!!!!!
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on this day Adam Parrish quietly turned 18 😪🥹 happy birthday to my favorite Freak
#freak (affectionate)#he’s everything to me#trc#the raven cycle#adam parrish#the raven boys#the dream theives#blue lily lily blue#the raven king#noah czerny#gansey#ronan lynch#blue sargent#henry cheng#maggie stiefvater#mine
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and does the jury agree that 'heavily browed, but near-eyebrowless' is an accurate description of hawkeye pierce
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashblogging#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#editing stuff and adding a bit where bj looks up at him and im like 'theres Nothing There'#'its just two shadowed eyesockets and theres no hair. am i insane'#mans got insane brow but its just a Chasm in there. its too powerful. his brow-bone-structure is too strong#i mean this with all the love in my heart btw#hes a freak [affectionate] and id naught change a thing
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i rlly rlly rlly love benson obsessing over randy. at first hes just another kid that works there. but over time he notices him, how pathetic he is, how weak he is. how he looks right into your eyes when he talks to you, pupils dilated with fear like a scared animal. his fidgeting, his shallow breathing. benson watches him like a hawk. he convinces himself hes just intrigued by him. he starts to think about him outside of work. wonders what hes doing. what music he likes. what does his skin feel like? he almost smacks himself. "you fucking disgust me" he'd mutter to himself in the mirror. he washes his hands, scrubs them till theyre sore. it gets worse. he feels randy under his skin. he hears his voice in his head. he cant even look at the color blue without wanting to punch something. he fucking hates him. he wants to split him open. he wants to kiss him. he wants to tell him to man the fuck up. he wants to hold him. he wants to fix him. he wants to see him cry. he wants to ruin him. he wants to save him.
#the passenger#ranson#stockhom syndrome#benson is an absolute freak (affectionate)#i need to know what they were like before. i need to hear the small talk. to see benson losing his fucking mind while on a smoke break bc#randy said or did something so incredibly pathetic and he just cant even believe this guy exists and god he wants to shake him violently#“benson how do i-” “i dont know kid just figure it out“ ”but-“ ”christ bradley here let me just do it"#hed probably go the bathroom after that and jack off thinking abt the stupid pouty face randy gave him
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"oh obito is a freak" "oh kakashi is a freak" "oh madara is a freak" WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT HOW TOBIRAMA IS A FREAK. HE MADE A LITERAL ZOMBIE JUTSU?? AND W HOW THINGS ARE INVENTED, THIS IMPLIES HE EXPERIMENTED W CORPSES AND/OR HUMANS??? PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY GUY'S NAME.
#sai speaks#naruto#senju tobirama#tobirama senju#tobirama#edo tensei#calling him a freak in a positive and affectionate way#he's so silly#he's my scrunklie#i love him
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im still not over this episode guys, srry bout that..
im just ill about any lunar variant, in general
#lovingdelusions#he's SO me fr#probably not the best thing to say abt some guy that went thru so much#but i'll be a lunar kinnie til the day i die#pre-revival tho#idk what tf the purple mf is up to but u do u. little purple freak (affectionate)#i just edited this lunar's model in the episode and yeah#he's my littol guy <3 hes so full of rage i want to shake him around in a jar and go clink clink clink clink#sams lunar#tsams lunar#sun and moon show lunar#not rlly laes lunar so..... not adding that#pretty sure this guy is before laes was made#ggguhhhhh lunar dying in front of monty omg im so ILL ABOUT THEMMMMMM#imagine ur adopted little guy just fucking dies and explodes in front of u
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