#he's such a freak (affectionate)
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simonbrain · 17 days ago
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sending johnny voice messages while you're lying down in bed after a shitty day because he's deployed and you miss your man, except he's seeing them but not replying, which only worsens your mood.
meanwhile, he's jerking off to the soft, breathy murmurs playing from his phone. he's been so pent-up the past few days, and being away from his girls (you and your pussy) has only heightened the frustration, so he can't help it when the first thing he sees when he opens up your chat are the lengthy voice messages.
when he finally sends something back, it's a photo of him holding his shirt up between his teeth and a hand wrapped around his leaking cock, cum covering his belly, thighs, and even all the way up his chest. just the sluttiest photo you've ever seen.
sorry bonnie, couldn't help it ;) pops up under the photo, and you're just staring at your phone with an unimpressed look as more messages pour in of him asking if you could keep purring in his ear like that; maybe throw in a few instructions for him next time he wants to have a wank (which is probably soon, so get to it, love).
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kingthunder · 7 months ago
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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
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ama-a93 · 7 months ago
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wow hes so interesting! 😃
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morganbritton132 · 9 months ago
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Eddie, interrupting himself mid-live streaming because Steve got home from work: Hey, baby. My PR manager called me today and said that you’re making me look “unrelatable” with your “big spending purchases”
Steve: Eddie, you’re the only guy I know who has been accused of murder, incited a mob, got ate by bats, and helped a band of plucky nerds save the world.
Steve: People like you because you’re weird. Not because you’re relatable. You have never been relatable
Steve:
Steve: Freak
Eddie, to the camera: That’s mean girl talk for ‘I love you.’
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sluttyhenley · 1 year ago
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#ObsessedWithThatGuy
TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott
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plagalkey · 4 months ago
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batcavescolony · 2 years ago
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With the rise in panels of Tim going all unhinged 'I could kill someone' here's this
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wolvesofinnistrad · 3 months ago
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Gonna say something maybe controversial. Despite Wades bratty bottom energy i actually think Logan is the bottom between them.
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deadbaguette · 30 days ago
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I love your style sm!!! Especially how you draw Patroclus and Achilles 💕
AAAA tysmmm anon 🫶🫶🫶 You’re too kinddd :D
Patrochilles are my beloveds I’m glad you like them, I hope you don’t mind some art of them (but they’re young now)
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Idea by: @spineless-lobster ,, patrochilles and figs are my guilty pleasure I do love this idea dearly
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drzibs · 7 months ago
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looney_toons.mp3
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ironinkpen · 1 year ago
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The interpretation of Rise Raph as a 'perfect responsible soft boy uwu' is so BORING I'm sorry, Raph is a rowdy adrenaline junkie with anxiety and I won't take this slander any longer
Raph secretly kept an enemy soldier in their actual literal house as a sparring partner. Raph glued his brothers together and dragged them out to fight crime. Raph once asked Leo to punch him in the face to prove he 'takes damage like a boss.' Raph tried to lift a school bus, twice. Raph offered to help his favorite wrestler beat his little brother up. When Leo suggests evacuating Bullhop, Raph says no bc the best defense is a good offense babey. Raph's idea of a 'friendly chat' with April's upstairs neighbor is to put on a black ski mask and go stand menacingly at their door. It takes Raph 10 episodes to conclude that they should MAYBE start training. Raph's plan to get a potentially priceless (and potentially FRAGILE) museum artifact is to punch a car in the middle of a busy street and also cut it in half with his brother still inside.
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Raph's never met a problem he wouldn't try to punch in the face and does not know the meaning of the words 'excessive force.' He roughhouses with his bros and drags them out to fight villains and thinks any plan that doesn't involve an all-out brawl is boring and lame. He'll do anything to protect his family from harm and be a hero, but also he eats wet salami off the floor and once single-handedly destroyed a library.
I just adore how, at his core, Rise Raph is such a classic Raph—impulsive and stubborn and caring and passionate. He is a very sweet, strong, honorable guy who has a very powerful sense of personal responsibility... and he is also the exact kind of jock who throws you in the pool at a party without checking if you have your phone in your pocket first.
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cabesswtaer · 4 months ago
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on this day Adam Parrish quietly turned 18 😪🥹 happy birthday to my favorite Freak
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hballegro · 4 months ago
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and does the jury agree that 'heavily browed, but near-eyebrowless' is an accurate description of hawkeye pierce
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brideofre-animator · 6 months ago
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i rlly rlly rlly love benson obsessing over randy. at first hes just another kid that works there. but over time he notices him, how pathetic he is, how weak he is. how he looks right into your eyes when he talks to you, pupils dilated with fear like a scared animal. his fidgeting, his shallow breathing. benson watches him like a hawk. he convinces himself hes just intrigued by him. he starts to think about him outside of work. wonders what hes doing. what music he likes. what does his skin feel like? he almost smacks himself. "you fucking disgust me" he'd mutter to himself in the mirror. he washes his hands, scrubs them till theyre sore. it gets worse. he feels randy under his skin. he hears his voice in his head. he cant even look at the color blue without wanting to punch something. he fucking hates him. he wants to split him open. he wants to kiss him. he wants to tell him to man the fuck up. he wants to hold him. he wants to fix him. he wants to see him cry. he wants to ruin him. he wants to save him.
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kirabasai · 5 months ago
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"oh obito is a freak" "oh kakashi is a freak" "oh madara is a freak" WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT HOW TOBIRAMA IS A FREAK. HE MADE A LITERAL ZOMBIE JUTSU?? AND W HOW THINGS ARE INVENTED, THIS IMPLIES HE EXPERIMENTED W CORPSES AND/OR HUMANS??? PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY GUY'S NAME.
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loving-delusions · 1 month ago
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im still not over this episode guys, srry bout that..
im just ill about any lunar variant, in general
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