#he's so weird lmaooo

[c2-eh]

whaaaay

[deklo]

my interpretation of adoptive bee :’)

pls don’t repost!

[clarisinne]

les misérables 2012 has definitely committed many war crimes but it is redeemed by unintentionally being one of the gayest adaptations of all time like tom hooper cast the cuntiest twink enjolras the most soul crushing yearning grantaire the most pathetic gay javert but he intended NONE Of it

[aimfor-theheart]

megumi sees a rip in your tights and he won’t stop thinking about it and about ripping them further and he feels miserable over it like full of SHAME.

[tanzdoesthings]

Overheating

yayy off string ink being strange as usual

[peppermint-whiskers]

Mind Wipe Pent, Victoria!Pent, and Heavenly Serpent Pent meet and it's all chaos-

Spawned by conversation with @emositecc XDD

Text below the cut!

Vic Pen: So how are you with your son?

Mind Wipe (mw) Pen: Oh we didn't have one

Vic Pen: What why?

Mw Pen: My wife died

Heavenly serpent (hs) Pen: I'd say I'm sorry but you're lucky. She died before she could kill you!

Mw Pen: WILL YOU STFU

Hs Pen: I mean this guy probably got killed by his wife too!

Vic Pen: NO???

Hs Pen: That's what she wants you to think

Mw Pen: Oh my god....

Hs Pen: You called?

Mw and Vic Pen: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[rebouks]

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18 hours and a lot of stress cleaning later, baby Ellis arrived 🤗

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER. HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS? I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER. FAILURE.

[tuituipupu]

i swear i’m not trying to win the award for most delusional girl on the planet but tell me why hä took kä’s jacket off, proceeded to sniff it ?? (which received the thumbs up from k) and the kä went to look at his wrist as if absentmindedly checking his watch 🤔⌚️ (non existent watch ig)

THEY ARE COOKING ISTG.

reposted link from hä’s story with the video here

[peppermint-moss]

OH NO RAIN'S EYES ARE GREEN???? FUCKKKKK

[fablexdreams]

Not to make anybody sad but, well...misery loves company, and I'm currently miserably sick, replaying Fable 3 and remembering an old headcanon I have of Walter getting the dog you have in game for the Hobw's first birthday after Sparrow's passing. Jasper was originally against the idea, not fond of the thought of having to clean dog hair off of everything the young princess/prince owns, but when even Logan agrees it could be a good idea, he caves and agrees with the plan, if only to see the Hobw happy once more. It's the first time the Hobw, and Logan for that matter, smile since the Hero King/Queens passing. And if the prince/princess keeps and only ever rides an unusually beautiful mare that was gifted by a certain capitalist industry tycoon, well, nobody raises an eyebrow.

[mrs-gauche]

So Matthew Mercer "died" as Fairbanks in Absolution, only to be revived as Manfred in Veilguard?? lmaoo

[earlgodwin]

#MY Cesare Borgia ✌️

[evilmortymortimer]

i know im the only person who characterizes prime as GENUINELY heartbroken over rick choosing diane over him and reacting REALLY violently to that heartbreak so this headcanon will probably make no sense to anyone but me but i think prime with strands of bleached hair is a REALLY funny design choice

[twigs-sprigs]

an art trade with @galaxygermdraws

(please dont follow me for mcyt content AJHKDKWDW IM A NINJAGO ARTIST I SWEAR) but germ asked me to draw his evilworm designs in exchange for my greenflower designs...so of course.....i do it for them HAHAH here's germ's side!! he drew my boys <33

[boxwinebaddie]

oh my god so i just saw this picture of froy guitterez with a bearded dragon and i fear i am going to have to give clyde a bearded dragon. i'm not sure how he got her, ( prolly by doing something extremely impulsive, dumb and unhinged ), but he snuck her into him and tolkien's dorm room and was like "okay! so don't get mad BUT--"

...he was Mad, btw. but rm!tolkien doesn't scream because he is a dignified british king ( the only one i respect ) and just speaks at a slightly louder volume and does things with his eyebrows like "Why. Do. You. Have. A. LIZARD. Clyde?" and he's like "okay, first of all, she's not JUST a lizard; she's a Bearded Dragon and her name is-" idk what her name is it's probably something insane like glizzy or salamanda or mary guana, i want to start crying, oh my god. clyde loves reptiles.

and tolkien is like "right...so does 'glizzy' have a cage? food?...water?" and clyde is just staring at him blankly like, "damn. i didn't think about that." KHSSDLKSDH HELP so they go to a lil pet store, i think they figure out a clever way to keep her warm and make her a strange makeshift enclosure. tldr, she gets all set up...except they have to Hide her ( also prolly in some elaborate way ) bc they're not supposed to have pets in the dorms and at first, tolkien was so Anti-Glizzy, like he made clyde put up lost lizard ads online/stuff on craigslist...

...buUUUUt accidentally got attached to her and secretly took the all listings down. anyways, happy pride month ft. rm!tyde co-parenting a lizard daughter together. the world is a beautiful place, in fact. <3