#he's so motherfucking HOT

[spidernuggets]

Head empty. Just thinking about riding Jason Todd while on his motorcycle.

Uncomfortable? Probably. Hot asf? 💯%

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

[bottom55cs]

Lando Norris , the man you are.

[amielot]

Shortly after I posted "Uno Reverse" @seiya-starsniper wrote a snippet in the Mr Sadman discord server. A scene in which Unity talks to Dream after receiving his new knife.

I liked it so much that I asked if I could do a lil comic inspired by it. It's on ao3 HERE!

This is for the "Hunt" prompt for Dreamling week. Because dream and hob are technically on the run.

[ghuleh-recs]

hey siri, define “rizz.”

[toshidou]

This is a PSA to any of my fellow chubby sweethearts out there:

Simon fucking loves every inch of your curves, is so obsessed with your body he hardly knows what to do with himself. He knows you're nothing short of a ethereal, and would happily spend the rest of his life worshipping you, and fuck, if he isn't going to give it his best fucking shot.

He loves the way his clothes envelop you, the hem of his shirt hitting your mid thigh, coaxing his hands to grab the plush of your legs between his fingers, warm and so, so soft. He loves the feeling of you sat on his lap, although it had taken you some coaxing at first, unsure and wary eyes avoiding his gaze as you mumble something about "hurting him", and Simon can't recall the last time he heard something so ridiculous, so he lifts you up, and deposits you straight onto his lap, a bemused smile forming at your adorably shocked expression. It's become both of your favourite forms of skinship ever since.

And he fucking adores your stomach. He doesn't give a single fuck about your opinions on it, he loves it because it's attached to you, because it's a part of a silhouette that has him on his knees and begging just for a second of your attention. He goes near feral at the sight of tummy spilling over the waistband of your panties, and you damn right near kill him every time you turn around and he's met with the sight of your ass peeking out from under alluring lace.

But more than anything else, Simon loves how he can make you feel safe with just his size alone. Over the past year, that arbitrary concern about crushing him or being too shy to wear crop tops has all but vanished, you know that he was made just for you, that he will always love you, absolutely unconditionally. And Simon will always be there to catch you when those pesky insecurities catch up to you once again, with tender kisses to your tummy, worship whispered into your skin so delicately, as though he hopes the words will seep through your pores.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Leave Her To Heaven (1945)

[sturnioloho]

chris’ colouring drives me fucking crazy. the contrast between his dark hair and light eyes .. it all looks so good against his skin. it’s so insanely sexy to me

[corazonette]

There's a perfectly good reason why this picture was titled "BitchySmasher" on my DeviantArt. I didn't elaborate on that piggish garbage pile site, but let's just say he's a tad bit promiscuous in my fictional world. Well, not even a bit, he's a total manwhore and loves smashing them bitches every damn chance he gets! Then he goes back to his favourite boy toy (I think we all know who that is), and be like: Oh, fuck yes! Give it to me real fuckin' good and hard! Them slutty bitches ain't never gonna know what this motherfuckin' part feels like! Ohoho, but I sure as fuckin' hell do! OHHH!*~ 🤡

There was a longer story here once, but it ended up getting way too long and detailed, and eventually I lost interest publishing it here in it's entirety. It did finally stop the bitchy clown motherfucker's. promiscuous bitchy-smashing lifestyle once and for good due to a certain traumatic incident. He got trolled back so hard by his own greedy misconduct, but the details got out of hand at some point. It became more like personal literature than something I wanted to publish online, and included a 'character' that has no business existing anymore on any of my public media. She almost deviously and sneakily made herself the 'star' of the show again in this story. SHE'S MOTHERUCKIN' DEAD NOW! REMEMBER THAT FACT!

But let's just say the main theme and plot of that story was: Boogie Woogie Wu hides under your bed!? Uhm, something like that! Close enough! You'll wish it wasn't deleted, because it was quite tangy and spicy. Very long, with multiple chapters, and very damn mature content too boot. You might've thought I'm a bonafide troll myself to come up with this shit, rite?! RITE?! Maybe I am! Or maybe I'm just VERY fluent in the language of trolling! YOU'LL NEVER EVER KNOW FOR SURE! HEHEHEHE!! I may not write very graphic detailed lemons at all, but the amount of depravity and trolliness must make up for it, rite? I can make this shit sound so perverse even without describing anatomical details. I don't like graphic lemons very much, you'll know soon. I love teasing and torturing with vague descriptions and metaphors more. What is that called? A lime? I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW, BUT NIGHTY-NIGHT! OR MORNING! GOOD AFTERNOON! WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE! Don't let Boogie Woogie Wu stab you with a broken broom in your sleep!! 'Cause, you know, that's what the real Boogieman be doing! He's hiding UNDER your bed! NOT IN IT! He don't play fuck toy games like the main bitchy clown motherfucker did in that private story, and accidentally got trolled back by his own dirty game. HE JUST FLAT OUT MURDERS AND DESTROYS! MERCILESSLY! AND VIOLENTLY! NO HOLDS BARRED! BROKEN BROOMS! BLANKET SUFFOCATION! RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND PLAY WITH IT LIKE A BOUNCY BALL! WHATEVER THE FUCK! Oh, right, like someone else did in one of the story chapters! Maybe that fine man was the real Boogie Woogie Wu all along! 😈

The conclusion of the story is: YOU FIGURE IT OUT! IT WAS HERE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, BUT IF YOU MISSED IT, YOU BLEW IT! NO MORE STORY-TELLING! NO MORE GAMES! SHUGGY WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER. THE MOTHERFUCKIN' END FOR REAL NOW!

[brainrotcharacters]

I think I finally know why this shot was a religious awakening for me

more in tags because you fuckers seem to enjoy that

[frnkiebby]

yes fucking please~🎃

[like-a-diamondinthesky]

why is he looking at me like that like okay i fold

樂-STAR Teaser Image | Seungmin

[fandomfloozy]

What is it about blonde men on the brink of death

[meownotgood]

NO MAGS BC I THINK AKI’S ENG DUB VOICE IS BAD SOMETIMES AND THEN I HEAR IT AND IM LJKE OHH?? BC LIKE THIS

his voice here omg

"tell me what you want from me." OH I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU AKI! I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!

[heehoonies]

i need jay biblically i need him

[lacilou]

Well, fuck me.

📸: Andrei Restrepo, Wayward Girl