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spidernuggets · 6 months

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Head empty. Just thinking about riding Jason Todd while on his motorcycle.

Uncomfortable? Probably. Hot asf? 💯%

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

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bottom55cs · 3 months

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Lando Norris , the man you are.

#lights down low time to get naughty lights down low l-l-l-lights down loww #“I'm a motherfucking starboy~”#partying in a suit.... fuck he's so hot #lando norris #mclaren #formula 1 #f1 #wonder how oscar would feel about this #oscar piastri #*#landoscar #dj #party #quadrant #f1 drivers #men #ln4

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amielot · 4 months

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Shortly after I posted "Uno Reverse" @seiya-starsniper wrote a snippet in the Mr Sadman discord server. A scene in which Unity talks to Dream after receiving his new knife.

I liked it so much that I asked if I could do a lil comic inspired by it. It's on ao3 HERE!

This is for the "Hunt" prompt for Dreamling week. Because dream and hob are technically on the run.

#seiya was able to nail the characters so well.#horse girl au #the sandman #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #centaur!dream #centaurs #the art tag #dreamling week #this is what dream looks like when he spooks #motherfucker is a hot blooded sport horse w no chill #I'm surprised I haven't drawn him spooking MORE

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ghuleh-recs · 9 months

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hey siri, define “rizz.”

#this smooth motherfucker (ง •̀_•́)ง #my gifs #the band ghost #papa emeritus iv #papa iv #copia #not the best quality but he’s so hot #this has been in my drafts for so long

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toshidou · 2 years

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This is a PSA to any of my fellow chubby sweethearts out there:

Simon fucking loves every inch of your curves, is so obsessed with your body he hardly knows what to do with himself. He knows you're nothing short of a ethereal, and would happily spend the rest of his life worshipping you, and fuck, if he isn't going to give it his best fucking shot.

He loves the way his clothes envelop you, the hem of his shirt hitting your mid thigh, coaxing his hands to grab the plush of your legs between his fingers, warm and so, so soft. He loves the feeling of you sat on his lap, although it had taken you some coaxing at first, unsure and wary eyes avoiding his gaze as you mumble something about "hurting him", and Simon can't recall the last time he heard something so ridiculous, so he lifts you up, and deposits you straight onto his lap, a bemused smile forming at your adorably shocked expression. It's become both of your favourite forms of skinship ever since.

And he fucking adores your stomach. He doesn't give a single fuck about your opinions on it, he loves it because it's attached to you, because it's a part of a silhouette that has him on his knees and begging just for a second of your attention. He goes near feral at the sight of tummy spilling over the waistband of your panties, and you damn right near kill him every time you turn around and he's met with the sight of your ass peeking out from under alluring lace.

But more than anything else, Simon loves how he can make you feel safe with just his size alone. Over the past year, that arbitrary concern about crushing him or being too shy to wear crop tops has all but vanished, you know that he was made just for you, that he will always love you, absolutely unconditionally. And Simon will always be there to catch you when those pesky insecurities catch up to you once again, with tender kisses to your tummy, worship whispered into your skin so delicately, as though he hopes the words will seep through your pores.

#WHERE MY CHUBBY BABIES AT #CHUBBY WOMEN CHUBBY MEN CHUBBY NON-BINARY ANGELS #HE THINKS UR HOT AS FUCK #HE THINKS YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANEY #AND HE IS SO RIGHT #SO GET OUT THERE AND BE HOT KNOWING THAT SIMON RILEY WOULD BE SO INCREDIBLY DOWN BAD FOR YOU #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cod mw22 #ghost mw2 #chubby reader #ghost x reader #simon riley #ghost x you #simon riley imagine #simon riley x you #body postivity

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 7 months

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Vincent Price - Leave Her To Heaven (1945)

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sturnioloho · 1 day

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chris’ colouring drives me fucking crazy. the contrast between his dark hair and light eyes .. it all looks so good against his skin. it’s so insanely sexy to me

#maybe i’m baised cuz i’m the same lmfao except hazel eyes #i’m delusional and think we would look beautiful together lmfao #he looks so dark n piercing but he is the silliest motherfucker ever lmao #i love how dark his hair looks compared to his skin idk what it is #he’s just so hot #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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