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illiana-mystery · 7 months ago

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Hello hot rod, nice ride.

#i know it's been a while #since i posted this cutie #so let me remedy that #he had no right being this attractive #in this movie #but here we are #goddamn #he's hot #he’s so 😍😍😍#heart eyes motherfucker #johnny harte #roadhouse 66 #willem dafoe #80s movies #1984 #1980s movies #80s nostalgia

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show-us-kaidenshenandoah · 9 months ago

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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao

#lou wilson #dimension 20 #dropout #game changer #i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter #and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like #the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be #objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time #(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about #this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist #he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines #my post #mine

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cchocolatekat · 28 days ago

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#kaisagi #isagi yoichi #michael kaiser #kiis #blue lock #isagi's turn on the yandere chair!!! i saw that one panel of him and was like WOW the crazy potential is right there!!#dont be sleeping on yandere!isagi yall. like attracts like. if hes surrounded by other crazies then hes gotta be one himself lol #ive had enough of coloring and rendering tho...i think my next doodles are gonna be more basic xD #ty to my bestie for allowing me to spam her with all the diff color variations as i was working thru the background #also: im dying at how kaiser turned out LOLOL HE IS SO AT PEACE!!! i think he's having a great time here. mans discovering new emotions her #me at 1am: WHEN IM DRAWING ISAGI FERAL LOWKEY KAISER JUST BECOMES A SIMP #I THINK IN MY HEAD IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MORE??? TAUNTING?? BUT KAISER LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEING PAMPERED TO SPA DAY AHHHAHAHAHA #hamster product #i have nothing to say for myself lol i hope all the bllk fans out there have a wonderful rest of the weekend 🙏🙏🙏

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naneki-maid · 4 months ago

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reading interview with the vampire rn and it’s crazy because I feel like I’ve spent nearly the entirety of the novel thinking about wtf lestats problem is and now after meeting the vampires of France im like ohhh—wait. nothing was wrong with Lestat. as a matter of fact, I really wish Louis and Claudia could go back to their home in New Orleans along with Lestat, where their only real problem was the occasional existential crisis, because these vampires are trash.

#like fuck. lestat. was right.#when Louis admits he hated lestat for all the wrong reasons it had me thinking the same #and claudia was right. these paris vampires make me sick. so boring. not an ounce of substance to them at all.#and it’s funny how attracted Louis is to Armand almost instantly #like he prefers him to Lestat admittedly…his obsession with good and evil #like he literally says that Armand would willingly offer him answers while Lestat would withhold them #doesn’t he know the devil when he sees him?#for him being considered too much the thinker and is so dense sometimes.#interview with the vampire #anne rice #novels #novel #books #book thoughts #ramblings #also had Lestat been there before it’s no wonder he took off across the Atlantic to get as far away as possible #interview with the vampire 1976

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 1 year ago

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Also cuz I just posted an animation of this guy may as well post this funni I made a while back

I'll post this here before someone compares this man to Tenma Tsukasa on here

(this man is what the Sekai fandom WISHED Tsukasa was like lmao he's a pathetic emo angsty edgelord)

#oc #meme art #Vincent Zero #like this man would have Fools Are Attracted to Anomaly as his “just like me fr” song #wink wink nudge nudge #i mightve just like blanked out for 2-3 hours and magically had an animatic of that done #fun fact he was named after vincent from FF7 #who manages to be the bigesst edgelord in that game even with his competition being fucking Cloud Strife and Sephiroth #also his desin was inpired by Kyo vocaloid so hes still somwhat linked to vocaloid i guess #i know kyo has like 20 desins so im refering to the one where he has wings aka the only good one #i say this as if i listen to any Kyo songs besides Igniter #you should listen to that btw if you veiw EZFG as just the “totemo itai and cyber thunder cider guy” you are missing out #oh right i was talking about this meme #uhhh its hard to draw someone dummy thicc when they have a tail

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comradecowplant · 26 days ago

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so Ivanova is nearly killed off, saved by actually killing off sweet baby space legolas, and now she's left anyway? AND my boy lennier is going off to "find himself" too? mkay.

#babylon 5 #i mean his archetype isn't quite legolas but i jokingly called marcus rite aid orlando bloom the 1st time he showed up & the likeness stuck #smh his life's biggest dream was to tenderly eat susan out and he died before he could ever lose his v card. shoulda been londo #im a few episodes in to s5 & idc about his 'almost died & now i feel bad for doing genocide' revelation #conveniently g'kar had his whole no revenge awakening blah blah a while ago but i think he should still have a lil killing londo as a treat #lenniers leaving honestly has me the most mad bc theyve made him this sad unrequited lovesick puppy vs his love for delenn just being a #casual fact that he's overcome bc his actual work with & overall care for delenn mattered more. it was great 'men & women who have attracti #attraction towards another can very much be platonic friends' representation. but nooooo gotta make him cucked or whatever 🙄#a lot i dont feel good about this season. like i didnt care for the s4 finale that tells us the plot of what will happen. like oh i guess #the telepaths are bad waow waow i wonder what will happen oh wait we know exactly & not in an intentional non-linear storytelling device #kind of way #:/ i do not feel motivated to be invested in these new characters/events thus far bc we know it goes bad #the previous narration about the incoming shadow war was a good use of that framing device. this season so far feels more telling vs showin #feels like a weird rushed infodump by a cancelled show yet from what ive heard b5 was planned 5 seasons. strange choices!#anyway ive taken a b5 break for this reason but its the last season so i gotta get to the end even if its disappointing #hopefully susan and lennier show up together as a cool crime-fighting ranger duo kickin' space pirate butt or something before then 🤞#dani talks about tv #oh last thing i dislike about this season: my nemesis garibaldi being promoted to my nemesis of a scifi trope: space cia agent 😒#and his whole 'diplomacy is naive we need to prepare to violate rights' schpiel and his viewpoint being 'validated' by the narrative...#i will never call star trek lib again i will never call star trek lib again i will never call star trek lib again i will nev

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fortunatefool · 2 months ago

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guys I know this is the homosexual website but I think I might actually be a homosexual for real now

#i was saying bi for so long #but tbh with my family ill never come out #i was so free in hs and didnt even think about it bc i was fine being everyones secret #my stuff #i never used lesbian to describe myself and im 27 but ive been doing a lot of thinking #about what i fundamentally want from life and what excites and intrigues me mentally and physically #and looking at women is kind of always priority number one #feeling very but im a cheerleader #but not cheerleader just parentified daughter raised up to be an greaseball housewife #for a while i thought i may be trans but thats not quite right #im 27 im too old for revalations like this esp when i know ill never change anything bc i cant stand the thought of losing my family #sad! oh well theres marijuana #i miss kissing girls #haaaattteeeeeee that i dated a man for 2 years that i didnt like and was always embarassed of and wasnt attracted to #and didnt understand until after he fucked me over that it was because i had as much attraction to him as i do any man so i thought i was #i wont lie ive been trained to be so centered on men and their approval my whole life i dont know how to act #without my main directive being attractive to men

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theultracharmingladynoire · 8 months ago

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#I MEAN. I LIKE GIRLS. RIGHT. WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO WEIRD. I HAVE HAD ONE(1) CRUSH BEFORE AND THAT WAS A GUY.MAYBE BECAUSE OF THAT? BUT THEN #NOW WHENI THINK ABT IT WAS ONLY HOW HE LOOKED. ESPECIALLYY HIS EYES AND HE HAD VERY UHHH DRAWABLE FEATURES. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE #THINKING OF IT...I NEVER EVEN LIKE THOUGHT ABT CONFESSING OR DATING OR EVEN TALKING WITH HIM....I actively avoided even thinking about it #at that time i thought that was because in a way i was guilty of having those feelings for him considering we barely had interactedand it f #felt weirdly creepy thinking of osmeone that way without their knowledge(??)#now i still retain some of that sentiment but also...was i really romantically or sexually attracted to him at all?#when i see people and actors and characters online i do find them hot but irl...do I really want that sort of thing?#whenver i read stories of romance and close friendships too i aways want to have those in mmy life. but #like okay romance aside...even in friendships i.i just can't do them?#i like helping people and i o enjoy having casula conversations i like being nice to people too nut #but it. it feels sort of suffocating to be close to people emotionally?#i dnt know how to put it but there's always a limit after which it starts feeling weird. i want close strong bonds with people but ifeel so #uncomfortable when it starts happening.so many people around me love me in all different forms but o i really love them all back in the sam #intensity? I think I can only say that for my parents. my friends...i don't know.#do i really care about them asmuch as they care about me?#i do a lot of things...i say a lot of things that can only be said if i cared about the other person honestly and earnestly..#but. butto me it really feels like it isnt that deep #these ats of servic don't come from my heart nor my head #i just. do them because...i don't evenknow..that's just my response...i really dont think anything of it.#i don'tknw. this is all so stressful i wish icould just do whatever i ahve to do for a day interacting with peopel andleavingeverything beh #behind when icome home. but then it feelsso lonely but being around people also makes me feeluncomfortable when i try to establish bonds wi #them.#i don't knwo i wish i never gto close to them in first place.....life wouldve been so much easier

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the-weeping-dawn · 2 months ago

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Setting up RP blog in my own messy slow way but did manage to find the best start and end screenshots to put side by side at least.

#the fact he looks like he's about to to a 0 to 100 launch at someone adds to it.#reserves every right to start shit for Minthara or the Emperor at any moment. and within the party has given up his fucks #about how unhinged it might end up looking.#and also ability to mask for a number of reasons.#only strong feelings left.#Also act 3 is done talking around fights. murder only. not even act 2's 'die. kill youself. do it.' not good enough anymore.#oc: ilztaun #falls under the would not recognize himself at the end catagory. For better and worse.#lastly it's one of those weird Drow trauma things + being an attractive man in Menzoberranzan had more negative #but he's far more fond of how he looks by the end.#minus his hair being a disaster. that's just lack of time.

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twocutlines · 11 months ago

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can i be real for a second. nobody throw rocks at me for this but as funny as buck and eddie hooking up at the bachelor party while drunk would be i honestly hope it doesn’t happen

#i don’t think it will tbh. but i am a little worried lol #because like for one thing eddie is NOT ready to deal w that right now lol. he can barely conceptualize that buck is attracted to men #no way is he ready to face his own feelings for him and if they do give this arc to us i want it to be done well. bc i think coming to terms #with being attracted to men himself would be hard and complicated for him bc of the. everything about him #and i feel like hooking up w his best friend while drunk would be real difficult for him to cope with lol #also tommy! i don’t want him to get cheated on and when he and buck inevitably break up i really want it to be amicable #bc buck has never really had that before #also also if they do make buddie canon i just don’t want it to be like. in a joking manner. personally

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debushit · 2 years ago

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martin isn’t sexy, he’s attractive. the thing with white men with blond hair and blue eyes is they are on a scale of how ellen degeneres they are, and sadly his ellen percentage is too high to be considered sexy

#he’s attractive because it’s not really his looks what people desire #also he’s not as degeneres as some #like a cerain ex-1d member #but anything about 5% automatically disqualify you from being sexy #and martin is above that sadly #like 8-12% we’re talking #i had written ellen degenerate and had to spend way too long remembering her last name lmak #are his eyes blue? they are right

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woolydemon · 1 year ago

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i am so apathetic to popular male transformers characters, but i have a simple trick to make me care abt them: i turn them into robot women then i suddenly start seeing their appeal

#grimlock would be so awesome as a butch woman. DO YOU HEAR ME DOES ANYBODY HEAR ME HELLOOOO #also crazy in depth conversation i had abt this made me think abt why i get rlly. apathetic abt popular tf characters #esp when i realize all the popular characters im Whatever abt are all men #but i always have interest in the female ones and also the niche little weird guys #you are looking at rare scrounge fan. rare wheelie fan. and Number 1 Fan of Blurr*#*when hes a dorky weird anxious guy. yknow the ones ppl dont care abt bc hes “annoying” and “ugly”#i dont give as much of a shit abt the handsome cocky racer blurrs #i realize. because tf fandom has a weird thing abt only caring abt how attractive a character is #and tends to gravitate to male characters for that aspect #like lets be real here. there is such a high priority in this fandom for what characters look best in porn. im right.#and ppl love the yaoi robots for that.#and i. am on the aroace spectrum. and do not find as much attraction in men (though i do sometimes. just less so)#so this doesnt appeal to me #so i find myself so incredibly apathetic or a hater to a lot of the tf fandom bc of this #in turn i do not care so much for the popular characters or straight up see them as red flags (admittedly im a bit irrational for this tho)#a lot of times i get a feeling like “ok whats so special abt this guy. its just another conventionally attractive man" it feels boring to m #so that might explain why i become more interested in these characters if they arent men #this is all being said from a nonbinary person that leans more transmasc btw. just noting that.#rando thoughtz

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someobscurereference · 2 years ago

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gotta ask, whats your favourite bizarre headcanon that has zero or maybe even negative canon backing/basis. mine is that ophelia is the result of a magic accident and only has odin's genetics

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK IN THE WORLD AJDJSKSD LOVE THAT HC FOR YOU

I’m trying so hard to think of what would count as bizarre. I have so many AUs and so many of them are joke-y, lol.

OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED my hc that Owain once propositioned Gerome purely and only because he thinks Inigo would hate that they got action before he did and he was pissed at Inigo at the time.

#up to you if you think Gerome accepted or not. he and Owain don’t have any supports and I don’t imagine they have chemistry #but also that makes it fun #during awakening era obvs #sorry to other people who are in my inbox #I am slow to reply this one just got me at exactly the right moment #my text #asks #anon can I tell you #regarding the Ophelia part #I have not had this exact thought but I have had somewhat similar thoughts before #what other hcs are less bizarre but can I put here okay #Owain also sleepwalks when stressed sort of like Lissa who purely loses sleep and cannot sleep canonically when stressed #also he had asthma when young #Inigo actually gets really sick from Nohrian food it’s too heavy for him #that one it’s originally mine I got it from a fic but I think it fits #Selena won’t wear her hair down bc then she looks like her mom #I think that one actually came from canon or like. was implied in a dlc or something #her being a hoarder and compulsive buyer/returner of goods is canon #but I think her room is insanely cluttered with half used or untouched clothes and makeup and whatnot bc of that #all the awakening parents have been attracted to Libra and some still are #I feel like I neee to make a list thank you anon for brightening my day this was so funny to get ajdjsksks #fe14 #fe13

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nowendil · 2 years ago

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i wish i was normal about that old man. instead of feeling like ripping him apart like a cat with a piece of cardboard. i'm hanging off his pantleg like a chihuahua with behavioural issues. i wanna throw him our of the window

#he's literally just some guy. he's literally just some middle aged four time divorcee & a self proclaimed womanizer. who cares #but also he dresses so ugly and so often. and he does it so well. he is like. 170cm or something. under 6 ft of glorious eyesore outfits #he linked his brainwaves with his boy bestie's so they'd always find each other no matter the time or place. he used to be an astronaut?????#and the show tries to make me believe that he wouls be an admiral. in the navy. a real decorated officer. what #i simply will not accept it because it makes no sense for his character. at least where i am right now with the series #maybe they completely chabge is character on later seasons idk #he had a crisis about being attracted to his bestie on screen?? and then he just. went to therapy and it went away?#anyway. what the hell was that #they linked brainwaves. they have a “our song”. “they are that close? / just like me and you.” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT NEED ME”#these two dont even need to kiss or anything whatever the hell they have going on right now is way funnier #quantum leap

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katyspersonal · 2 years ago

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Also I still think that the potential of Adeline and Micolash interacting is heavily underrated. Like... I know it plays into the timeline interpretation that Micolash was one of the OG Byrgenwerth scholars and then also was in Research Hall, but?

Would not you look at Micolash and thing 'wow, this guy is super batshit crazy over interacting with the Great Ones and has lost any and all value for humanity in the name of inhuman Insight'? But you know who else is like this? Adeline. Like... I sooooooOOOOO can bet she had to be his favorite patient. Really.

Also you think Damian helps us to unveil Mensis Ritual because he thinks Micolash went too far and still preserves his humanity? Imagine the parallels between Maria and Damian as people being close with someone absolutely lost to the Eldrich Truth. Someone they held dear but absolutely cannot convince to be 'human' again and can only watch them to further descend into madness </3

#bloodborne #i still think micolash actually cried first time in a long while when he learned adeline died #'you are like the sister i never had' 'uhhh rom is right here you know.....'#i'd probably ship the two in dirt if i could imagine adeline being attracted to a man #but still i think they had all resources as characters to strike a very interesting bond #(there is exactly one person in the fandom that does ship adeline and micolash btw! good for her!)

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