#he's so jock vibes

[bixels]

I feel like I've seen most of what interests me in FiMFiction for the time being, so I read through some good ol' reliable Stardew Valley fanfics last night, only to realize.

Haley x Female Farmer is basically Rarijack. Rarijack adjacent.

[temeyes]

green is kuramochi's color

[eggyolkguzzler]

Just wantin' t' let ya know:

I'm proud of ye.

Keep bein' - what's the term you young'uns use...?

....

....

"Epic"?

Eh.. no matter.

Keep bein' great, Alex J. Mullner.

And remember: if ye need anythin' - anythin' at all - you tell your pal Willy an' I'll come runnin'!

Thaaaaanks Willyyyyyyy...

[lokislytherin]

OMG SAME i gotta rely on feeding my blursed visual ideas to ashi / other artists i know

im so sad i wish i knew how to draw. i will force the entire dash to see all my fav chars in all outfits possible . like my head just buzzin so hard at the thought of them wearing things they dont normally wear in the manhwa

[st-eve-barnes]

I was watching an interview with Jacob Elordi yesterday where he’s walking around Hollywood and casually stops to take some pictures of flowers because “they looked so good” and this is the shit that makes a man interesting to me.

[vaguely-concerned]

the scene where you talk to davrin in his room while he whittles tiny models of monsters (while assan watches with rapt attention <3 there is nothing about this whole setup, man or griffon, that isn't adorable) when your rook IS one of the dainty little academic mage types he so besmirches and you consistently pick the purple options through the conversation -- I am SCREECHING the covert jock/nerd war rages on between clenched teeth and forced jollity, they are doing this on purpose, bioware really have given me this gift all nicely wrapped and lovingly crafted! rook is so fucking bitchy and passive aggressive in these purple options (and once or twice davrin doesn't seem to realize it/takes what they say at face value); it's not very nice of them but it is hilarious. also I must say that hearing these two just relentlessly neg each other with palpable tension of. SOME kind thick in the air* for five minutes straight and then walking away and seeing the 'davrin approves' pop up at the end gets close to the otherwise unapproachable gaming high that is having a tense standoff with sten in origins and seeing +7 affection as you leave. davrin clearly is going 'good talk man nice to see you stand up for yourself more, I respect the roast game' while my rook walks away with a forced smile and clenched fists like 'okay so that wasn't very mature of me I'll admit it but god why is this guy such an asshole'

I cannot imagine how this conversation must play out with a character more on davrin's wavelength because for my setup here this was *chef's kiss* perfect. ideal. I'm so glad this dynamic exists it's one of the funniest and most characterization-enriching things that could have happened to me

*there's some insanity going on here where like... I don't think either of them like want to fuck, they're not actually attracted to each other, but they both would fuck each other in a 'go fuck yourself'/'fuck me yourself you coward'/'fine I will see if I don't!!!!'/'oh yeah??? do it then!!!!!' kind of way. the vibes are indescribable and unhinged on both of their parts.

[melhekhelmurkun]

There are two wolves inside me. One is the urge to write Boromir as a juvenile delinquent in and out of reform schools, the other is the knowledge that he’d be straight-A star student captain of the soccer/wrestling team

[todayisafridaynight]

Do you have any thoughts on Kido (Y4)? I swear I might be the only Kido fan </333

ive seen kido fans :)

[moonfromearth]

- I didn't get this ripped just to die with a bunch of dorks. I'll fight my way out if I have to.

Day 2 - The Jock

"A douche. They're arrogant, irresponsible, and usually on of the ones to die first."

from @windbrook's Slashed Challenge.

[yacool]

"serial designation M"

-he/them

-puppy vibes

-the most unhinge in the group

-yes hes a murder drone

-likes to play with the food

[itlswhatltls]

Y'ALL GAVI LOOKS SO GOOD I'M-

[cosmoseinfeld]

looking up punk pictures on google is so bad for me because it always ends up showing me the grainiest oldest baby punk pictures and i start hyperventilating and crying...

[youngpettyqueen]

I dont watch sports movies like ever with very few exceptions but I want to watch Paper Lion because A) Alan Alda and B) I love the dynamic of groups of jocks adopting someone who is definitively Not A Jock because thats what happened to me in high school

[glasscatowl]

Why have 'Fred is just a generic rich white guy lol' when 'Fred is autistic as fuck and his biggest special interests are traps and mysteries' is RIGHT THERE??

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[clicheyandereapologist]

Wow I’m alive huh?

[foxmulderautism]

something about the emphasis of swimming and swimming in the ocean in lover boy ch1 is so fascinating to me because if i've learnt anything from this chapter it's that sf is actually a terrible place for swimming most of the time because the ocean is so much colder + summer months are not the warmest months + and so many beaches have deadly rip currents there was like. only one area/beach that came up in my reading as a place locals go to swim and a lot of the time they'll just drive down to other coastal cities. but it's getting to me because part of my diss explored analysis i read about how a lot of queer AIDS narratives involve swimming or being in water or the presence of water because it brings up ideas of cleanliness but also the boundaries of the body and the metaphors of that when a body is amongst water and the physicality of it reinforcing someones aliveness and agency over their sick body. anyway beau keeps thinking about swimming in the ocean + how he hasn't since bobby died and im like these points HAVE to come together at some point like i'm cooking but i don't know what. there is something bubbling on the stove