#he's so dramatic smh

[miusato]

This feels like something Shinji would've wrote if he has a note app tbh

[ask-nico-sdv]

dare: you can't.

Why... why would you do this to me..? Whatever I did to upset you, I'm sorry...

[vitusxaydin]

Vitus had waded out far enough for the water to come up to his chest. He held a fresh drink in his left hand—a cocktail he'd ducked behind the bar to make for himself when the bartender on duty blinked at him, clueless, after he requested it. Understandably so. It was a specialty from one of the bars he'd worked at back home, just sweet and smoky enough to taste like summer. Happy as a clam, Vitus was about to take a sip when someone hit the water beside him at full speed, and a metric ton of chlorine went directly into his glass. By the time the stranger resurfaced, Vitus was staring down at his drink, heartbroken. He held a hand up, his voice breaking dramatically as he spoke, as if he were speaking at a funeral. "No, no. It's... okay. I just... but I haven't had one of these since... no, it's fine. You're fine. I can make another one."

WHO: Ryder & open!

WHERE: Public Pool

WHEN: Pool Party (June, 2023)

The thing about pool parties was that they were supposed to be laidback and easygoing... the kind of thing where someone could just relax, take it easy, unwind after a stressful week. But to Ryder, when the lights went down, the sky darkened, the kids went home, and the music went up, that was when the fun happened. Relaxation be damned. He saw the other person in the pool, really, he did. He just didn't care as he launched himself off of the side of the pool, legs pulled up to his chest, arms wrapped around them in a perfectly executed cannonball, knowing that it would soak them... but that was all part of the fun, wasn't it? He resurfaced with a wide grin, full of mischief. "Sorry 'bout that."

[egophiliac]

I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.

sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)

[domsaysstuff]

I think the dynamic of Steve being so fucking stupidly gone on Eddie Munson and Eddie not noticing because he's trying to not think abt Steve like that "because Steve is straight and his friend and he can't go there (he goes there, he crushes so hard but he will deny)" is so underappreciated

Like so many fics paint Steve as this himbo and he is! He is our lovable himbo! But just

Let him look at the rat feral man that Eddie Munson is and be like "i want this man's dick in me ASAP" and being so obvious abt it

Confident in his sexuality and determined to get what he wants Steve Harrington just flirting with Eddie and, sure, being a cringe fail loser abt it, but like HE'S SO OBVIOUS

Everybody knows he wants that dick EXCEPT Eddie

Steve is in misery, in hell, by this point he thinks that either Eddie isn't into him or just is letting him down

And Eddie thinks he is the one in misery because Steve is just always there™ and trying to be his friend and is so hot™ and jOkIngLy flirting with him and he wants to kiss him so bad but "stevie is straight and totally not into him guys :(("

Robin is just laughing at them "this world is so lucky you two can't have biological children together, because let me tell you, these kids would be so dumb"

[sparklepirate]

I love how needlessly dramatic this whole sequence of saying goodbye is like Nasuada asking "Will you at least come and visit??" And Eragon just being like "Yeah... Probably not..." As if he is NEVER ONCE going to be able to make the time to get away for the rest of her life. Or even saying that he'll never see ARYA again as if he will NEVER ONCE be able to leave for the rest of his effectively immortal life like bro. You literally can. There's no need for this. Go and visit your friends every once in a while there is nothing stopping you please I'm begging you.

[bbq-potato-chip]

nooooo stop it im gonna cry

[byanyan]

anyway today was a bit of a rough one for me so lemme leave u all w some pics of my dog pouting to cheer up anyone else who might need it

[triglycercule]

murder time trio come back from killing some guy (me) and dust just pulls out a rainbow cleaning duster and starts dusting himself off. horror questions him. he says it's self care

[noahtally-famous]

Leonard’s already a cool character, but if it’s actually canon that he ‘exaggerated’ his magic deal in tdpi just to get on Dave’s nerves, that makes him even better imo

[dnangelic]

Neya is fretting, but also being very careful. The sleeves of her kimono are rolled up a little past her elbows. She and the phantom thief are both situated on their own stools and she's got a bucket of warm soapy water at her feet. It was extremely late and they probably shouldn't be here, but good hygiene was very important!

“Dark-san, you should be more mindful of your feathers!” She scolds from behind him like a mother would, but still runs the damp cloth along the tips of his glossy plumage. She'd already gotten the hard part out of the way, scraping away the tougher bits of grime with a soft bristle brush, now she was just wiping away any excess mess with the cloth. “It’s important to take care of these things properly.”

@bxtonpxss

how could he envy his own wings ? and yet still he does : the black plumage lacked sensitivity ; the tips she carefully brushes over with warm water and cloth feel numb to him . still does he burn and fester with want for her touch --- if he stood upwards and lifted his arms out to his side , would she further fuss and clean the rest of him like a maid to a prince ?

situated in front , the water-delicate leathers of his shirt removed to reveal every dramatic , healed scar-mark tally , towel wrapped around the rest of his body ... their surroundings remain quiet enough to hear a pin drop ; every wing's subtle shift and flutter . reflected in the myriad mirrors around them alongside neya's tireless , crane-wife efforts , the great phantom thief can't help but grin .

' ... you're a naughtier girl than i expected , neya-chan . '

hiding out in warehouses , avoiding the police , and now , skulking secretly into bathhouses to clean up and scold him about being proper . not that he had any sort of complaint --- on the contrary , he quite liked anyone with these sort of dare-devil guts and do-or-be-damned intentions ... and wasn't he mindful enough , anyways ?

daisuke always made sure to take a bath after any filthy adventure or sweat-drenching heist , and that was with or without the great black wings that didn't always dissolve away back into the flesh so easily . a night like this was an exception , one where he allowed himself to be spoiled by someone --- an intimate rarity willing to spoil him . no matter the chide that comes his way , the thief can't help but cozy up and hum to himself .

' if you put it like that ... ' he laughs and he can't help its playful malice ; its shameless tease . ' maybe i should cut loose and dirty myself up more ? ... that way , you can keep taking care of me . ' there's sincerity in there somewhere : despite an incapability to ask , a refusal to beg her to be kept --- he would have liked to see her again , and to have his carelessly kept feathers gently cleaned once more .

[daz4i]

i feel like from now on every time i get a dream as dazai (which has been happening on a near daily basis lately. for some reason) they will only get progressively more silly. or at least so i hope

[aristomal]

all i did was go fishing with skylar and jacobs dramatic ass sent his soldiers to hunt me ☠☠

[landofequestria]

[flayerlinked-archived]

anonymous  :  if you couldn’t be with mike, how hard do you think that would be to move past? do you, realistically, think that you’d be able to find someone else to be with?  [  send my muse personal questions on anonymous!  //  accepting !  ]

       the question cuts through him like a searing hot knife through butter, unyielding and merciless, slicing through the pieces of his heart that have long since cracked and lay broken in in jagged shards within his chest. loving mike is the easiest thing in the world, the most natural thing for will to do, and yet it’s also his downfall. the one thing will doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to completely recover from, and he’s already accepted through an abundance of aching heartbreak that such a love could never be reciprocated.

       “i- i already don’t think i ever, um- stand a chance of actually being with him, but...” words to serve as a painful disclaimer of sorts, spoken to clear the air and set things straight. his voice is shaky and quiet, the urge to withdraw on himself as strong as ever. “i mean- i almost don’t even know what it’s like to... not be in love with him... how- how do you move on from that...? it just- ah... i dunno... it doesn’t seem- possible, i guess... he- it’s always been him. it’s hard to imagine it ever not being him. nobody gets me like he does, nobody- understands.”

       he pauses to take in a deep breath, to gather the rest of his thoughts. a million different things bounce around inside his head, years worth of feelings and inner-conflict bubbling up to the forefront all at once. it’s dizzying, and always hard to make sense of. “people like me, we- we don’t... have a lot of options, y’know...? we can’t just be ourselves and easily find someone to be with. because- revealing that part of ourselves - to anyone - it- it always has risks. it can even be dangerous, and- trusting someone else that much, to tell them who you really are, a-and hope for the best in having a shot with them, i- i don’t know... i don’t know if i’ll ever find someone like that... who- who knows me inside and out, who i can feel comfortable with sharing everything that’s happened to me, and, like- bare my soul to and all that... i- i don’t think there’s ever gonna be anyone for me...”

[amischiefofmuses]

-- ❝All I'm seeing is that we need to start hanging out more, Stark- but you're covering the tab. It's the least you can do for barely scraping past half. Ouch, buddy. I thought were were FRIENDS.❞