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Toki-lope 🐰
#phoenxwright art#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#dethklok#adult swim#mtl fanart#hes a hare with those big scary awesome soulless eyes and teeny horns x3#he thumps to communicate when he's angry and its so cute i wanna cry#furry art#furry
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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!
#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat#or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt#anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears#like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom#his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair#cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing#tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms#i mean come on it's a given#except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby#megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you#megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor#which is rlly cool#they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal#which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing#but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama#and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious#dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf#tf es#tf earthspark#arcee
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can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest
like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!
#me.txt#jjba#i'm going to ramble in tags actually. excuse me#ok. rereading sdc and so confused at the general perception of jotaro and his friends/family. he's not NEARLY as flat or as dickish#i understand that the anime (particularly the dub) tends to slander him but even then he still clearly cares for them! i'm confused#i also understand that a lot of people dig against jotaro and kakyoin as a dynamic because 'they're popular' and that generally disliking#popular things across media is a thing that i've seen consistently everywhere but the discredit to them simply as a DUO and not even as a#pairing is so..... odd..... like they're considered to be a duo that clicks for a reason. i enjoyed them even before i got into the fandom#every time i see someone say jotaro is overrated/dull i take a shot and assume they're an anime-only or only read the manga like once btw#joseph and jotaro also have a neat dynamic and they obviously both love and care for each other. like they're not going to go around loudly#or anything but literally the entirety of the lovers and the prelude to the dio fight IS jotaro being worked up over joseph getting hurt#equally i don't know if it translates to the anime as much but joseph is VERY complimentary when it comes to jotaro. like he sings his#praises so often and reminds everyone that he's his grandson so frequently (d'arby the gamer is a good example of this). either way it's so#peculiar....... there's not enough avdol and jotaro content btw (also in canon) because jotaro obviously looks up to him and avdol jokes#around with him on the occasion they interact after their intro which doesn't start very well. it's very cute#i do think an important thing to note about jotaro's character is how he acts AFTER his intro because he's so drastically different. early#jotaro and later jotaro aren't the same character and i do not mean this in a character development way. excluding the jail incident he's#completely different and probably shouldn't really be taken into account (especially considering the amount of slapstick in araki's intros)#and i think that's really???? what people center on for his character? Which sucks balls bad!#anyways. i could ramble more about this if asked i have so much to say but sigh. jotaro cares so much for his friends and family he's not a#flat fully cold asshole character regardless of whether you watch the anime or ova or read the manga. you just have poor media literacy#i wouldn't recommend watching solely the anime for his character though. the dub also changes a lot so it's... questionable#i love the anime and it's still important for him though. also adds neat stuff. i need to stop myself. i have many thoughts on the matter#jotaro kujo#joseph joestar#noriaki kakyoin#adding in case anyone sees: i am not saying that he is perfect about this. in fact he is very ass about it with jolyne and holly and that's#very important. he also is in fact an asshole sometimes. NOT as much as you guys are making him though!#please don't get me started on how much of a dick etc people make kakyoin to veer away from the 'woobified' characterizations of him#in fact i think that's bad if not worse because it CLAIMS to be in character. hes a prim asshole at times but not that angry or dishevelled
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Look what came through the mail today! The letters & ( •̀ω•́ )σ 3 little gremlins from letterstoear.
Just wanna say i adore the flower stickers on the letters too much, they are that much worth mentioning.
#letterstoear#nui#twst#twisted wonderland#sebek zigvolt#malleus draconia#twst grim#mod posting#okay but i love squishing the bears with my thumb; they just have the right thickness to be pressed on#i really like the flower stickers; they look like romantically artistic wax seal#the letters are pleasantly nice#i love the part where cheka personally request for an audience with yuu thru sebek 🥺🥺🥹🥹 too cute hnggh .......#sebek becoming our little mailman for our little invitation aw 🥹 for those who wanna know the context of the letter;#i requested a letter from sebek that he sent home while he was away accompanying malleus on other country duty#my other favorite part is just him simply opening the letter with 'My love'#i'm sealed 🥹 the first paragraph is written so sweetly#i enjoy reading the letter slowly outside in peaceful afternoon today; i ran it through together with sebek nui#this will be my treasured keepsake from now on 🥹; it seriously made me miss letters and wish i have someone to send this kind of letter to#it was a bit funny how the envelope sebek's letter came from is sticked with the guys from free! sticker fhsdsh 🤣😂#and me with the white haired guy like WHo are u?? fsjdsdjsd (´つヮ⊂); but it's a really nice service#the thank you letter came with such a cute and yummy folding paper; thank you for the stickers too#i feel like there's a bit whoopsie on grim's winky eye fshfh like i think the sharpie just blurs the separating space '<' supposed to have#and just combine it all together into one angry eye; and sebek bear's eyes are just a little bigger than i expected it to be#but the more i look at them i think they are just having a little individuality & still cute#i embraced it all together while knowing the fact none of handmade thing would always be the same one with the other; hehe sebek nui has fr#i kinda forget that there's this kind of clip earring fshd; because i always get the ones that work like screw from aliexpress#i know that the literal clip one would just be literal meaning of pain fsh; just like the magnet one my father once got me when i was a kid#it was painful but pretty; tho i lost it quickly bcs magnet easily get loosed once one part of it moves around when u touch ur hair or face#anyhow i had a pleasant day because of this; thank you very much ! sebek nui said 'thank you' too! ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ❀ ✿ 𖤣…
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'Stede stabbed me once' 🥰☺️💕😍💓
#i love him#he's so cute#and he did enjoy the stabbing lol#but even when he's angry he remembers that fondly lol#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd 2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd s2e4#ed teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#ofmd spoilers#ofmd 2 spoilers
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Brain worms struck a nerve once more...
Just? Baby Dick, he is just so smol and full of hate.
I am just imagining this small 9 year old, taking on full aged adults and winning, then turning around and grinning like the devil at the remaining crooks
I just think Gotham Twitter would be like
Gothamite 1: Robin 4 is such angy, most stabby boy
Gothamite 2: He isn't even angry??? Like that boy is just autistic, I talked to him about proper pet care for like 45 minutes after getting mugged, Bats had a fucking 1000 mile stare.
Gothamite 3: If you want real angry Robin, you need to look at n.1 or @ Realwing. I was a goon for a bit out of collage, he broke 3 ribs and my collar bone by pushing me down the stairs and then jumping on me.
Gothamite 1: Can't see it, Nightwing is too pure.
Gothamite 2: He has fucking killed/brutally maimed people? Parasocial much??
And like, also more on Baby Dickie...that boy did not speak English as his main language until he came to live with Bruce, Halys circus tours in Europe mostly? Give me little Dickie just looking at Bruce with uncomprehending eyes as the man tries to explain that Dickie will be living with him.
Give me baby Dick with the cutest thick French accent as a boy (side note, have you seen children speak French? It's so fucking cute, they sound so fancy but still so very baby) Like I feel like he spoke a hodgepodge of languages with the carnies? Maybe that carries over to his Robin ages.
Robin, running up to Batman, cycling through 5 different languages and two dialects, then just holds out a frog to Bruce expectantly.
Bruce, who missed about every 3rd word and had to translate French, then German, then Portuguese and then Romani to English in a matter of seconds, "Yes...You may keep it."
Dick, giving Bruce a very concerned look, then to the frog, then to Bruce again "You...want to... to own it? Is it not...giftig? ruim para comer? " Groaning he flaps his hand trying to think of the right word, "Does not...work well with me? Make feel bad? Is sick?"
Bruce nodded slowly, "Poisonous or toxic is the word you are looking for Chum, no its just a cane Toad, Ce n'est pas toxique, c'est sans danger."
(Dickie does keep the toad, His name is Herr Haly and he lived very well in the gardens, he died not long after Jason came around)
Later when Dick went to do Teen Titans, the reason Starfires English is kinda messed up is because Dicks brain is hardwired for like four other things, and English was just the one she was looking for, he mentally translates every word from another language to English, so the grammar is a bit rough some times.
#batman#batfam#Dick grayson thoughts#Little baby man Dickie#Robin number 1 is the true Angry Robin#he was brutal#and so cute#hc Dickie not speaking english as his primarily language#he still struggles with it as an adult#the media had a field day when he was introduced#Vicky vale learnt french just to talk to him#only to be one upped by out of town journalist Clark Kent who knew both french and spanish#(they were both offered at Smallsvill high and he needed the credits)#(que Bruce catching feeling for the man thst seems to put in effort to speak to his son in a way that is comfeotable for him)#teen titans (mentioned)#starfire really chose the worst one to learn english from
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I wonder what Frank's reaction would be to Howdy's visiting cousin... especially since Howdy would talk about his family, but now the rest of the neighbors get to see a relative? I can only imagine the antics bwaha!
(A silly thing, for you!)
AWEEE MY BB BOYO ;;;;; more for frank to absolutely obsess over got d a m-
#Frank gonn have to watch his back tho#Robbie has a primal instinct to catch anyone off guard and headbutt them into the air HSGDHDJJ#Aka angry horned beetles when they fight-#Gave howdy a few dotted scars in his back back in the day LMAO#however now that howdy is taller and stronger than him he can easily just grab onto his horns#Robbie just goes “awe poo”#I just realized that if howdy was to have a giant family get-together in the neighborhood#Frank would absolutely lose it-#Gets ascended into the heavens HZHDHDHHD#ALSO#My god howdy family ocs has got to be one of my favorite genders dawg#It's like he has so much family that technically all of the ocs made as siblings and such could be canon LMAO#Love love love AAAAAA#ALSO ANYWAY ENOUGH WITH ME RAMBLING GAH#YOU DRAW HIM SO CUTE DAMN IT XHHXJDJDJJDHDHDJ#HES JUST EXISTIN ;;;;;;;
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[145-148/🖤] gifs of my soulmate
#chan#bang chan#stray kids#skz#createskz#cb97net#*m#*gifs#soulmategifs#random channie gifs...#i haven't added to this tag in like a year#and i suddenly remembered this#his 3 tone hair was literally unparalleled and i feel like im in the minority when i say that#idk i personally loved the angry birds hair he looked so silly and cute...#also the 2 pcs he has where hes wearing *this* fit... make me wanna cry#theyre so cute... hmgfmmgmmfm#anyway...
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looking back at the yjh webtoon screencaps i have saved and giggling... hes so cute... moe... my pookie ^___^ 🥰🥰 poor little meow meow woof woo- *eliminated where i stand*
also these poses are sooooo... 꺄아악🖤🫣🫣🫣🫣
#talk tag#orv liveblog#<--gonna just tag my orv misc posts as this now#i looooove when the webtoon artist draws him like a demonic beast#its genuinely so moe to me smdbsndn like hes supposed to be rly handsome but theyre not afraid to make him look unhinged#i rmbr livetweeting that yjh hibernation pic captioned 'hes so moe'... apparently that was 2022(just dug it up)#more than 1 person has told me that theyre surprised i bias yjh from the webtoon alone#bc apparently they dont do his chara justice(v 😔😔😔 to hear that...thats not good..)#BUT HOW COULD I NOT BIAS HIM!!!! (apparently this is not a universal experience aldjskdj)#this just makes me even more uncontrollably excited to read the novel i cant wait to love him more than i alr do#and i love when he glares and makes a disgusted face at kdj... its so cute 🤭 he's like an angry black dog to me. hes like a wolf puppy#*tries to pat his head and gets cut down in .00001 sec... no he wouldnt waste his sword on me... i would simply perish from being in the#the presence of his aura#literally the tsundere ever#aside from hiei... hiei rly primed me to like male tsunderes guys#like after him i have loved sm tsundere male charas since#yjh is in a league of his own tho. like idc how many similar/near identical charas have come before or since#he OWNS the yjh archetype literally everyone else is just copying him <33#even if it was a choice btwn yjh and cedric id have to go w yjh... he is the original im sorry... i love u cedric#and i love that the whole point is that his design/chara archetype ISNT supposed to be original... thats the Point#he's the typical op dark haired stoic cold brooding (and sexy) protagonist...#his chara concept is supposed to be that trope... but what orv does w him is so subversive#and the fact that he is supplanted from his position as the protag in the narrative... i love it sooo much#like maybe i wouldnt care as much if he actually was the protag? bc again it wouldnt rly be new#but the fact that he isnt the actual protag is sooo good#IM NOT RLY SAYING OR ANALYZING ANYTHING RN BUT I JUST FELT LIKE YJH LOVEPOSTING#o sidenote his webtoon faces make great rxn images slfnsmd I LOVE USING THE FIRST ONE#i love using heartwrenching anime/comic moments out of context as rxn images its so funny to me#me @ the orv live action cast announcement
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#inuyashaedit#oldanimeedit#dailyanime#fyeahanimegifs#inuyasha#kagome higurashi#inuyasha character#kagome! protecc me from this baba!!#KAGOME!!! T_T#inuyasha has become so cute and cuddly and pettable#from angry dog to well raised one#RAISED BY A BIG FAMILY: one leecher dude with a very dangerous wife. a tiny baby a big cat and the true matriarch : kagome#extra: kaede is the granny that adopted him in the forest when he was rabid doggo
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what a polite young man! i sure hope he wasn't saying some untranslatable cursed pun that made his best friend react like that!
#dragon ball#trunks briefs#son goten#truten#(IN THE ORIGINAL CONTEXT IT WAS. KINDA)#dbz#dbgt#trunks#goten#and you might be wondering. alma. aren't you a translation major? translate the pun#the answer is still no <3#dragon ball hyperfix hit me hard i got my whole friend group using 'gt trunks' as slang for 'gay'#also i HAAAAAAAAAAATE goten's gt hair it SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS#i never watched gt but i joined the hate train when i was little because i didn't like gt goten LMAO#i think i mentioned this on my other blog but my actual fav is gohan (teen gohan specifically he's so me for real)#('you're actually adult gohan because he's letting his autism run wild' - my brother)#but my second fav is goten so i HAVE to be the loudest about him because no one else will 💪#(my third fav is future trunks because i had to be basic on SOMETHING at the very least lol)#i remember watching the clip where goten's on a date with his gf when i was like 9 and it made me unreasonably angry#like ohhhhhhhhhh queer 9 year old who doesn't know she's queer i wonder why seeing goten specifically with a girlfriend upset you#when you like every single other canon dragon ball pairing. i wonder why that was#btw i have nothing agaisnt paresu or valese (i don't know how her name is actually spelled???) she's really cute!!! but you know jerbgehber#para mis queridísimos hispanohablantes: originalmente trunks estaba diciendo que le gustaba por el oGT#lo dijo un amigo así a lo random y me hizo tanta gracia que tuve que dibujarlo#fijate que si me hizo gracia que sufrí el mirar a goten del gt por un período extendido de tiempo (para dibujarle)#que pasó una cosa muy graciosa con eso porque en google te salen preguntas frecuentes y una de ellas era que quien era el noviO de goten#le di y me salió su novia pero me hizo mucha gracia fhebrgherbjge#my mess#IF YOU SAW IT ON ANOTHER BLOG NO YOU DIDN'T.
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Damian from Tiny Titans is just Maggie from The Simpsons, change my mind.
#Damian Wayne#he's so cute crawling all over the place looking angry for no reason#except when he's with animals or eating ice cream#that't the only time you will see him smiling
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What are your thoughts on reverse isekai where Azul really appears out of nowhere in the reader's world/room? It'd be funny if he just loses his mind over it because how did he mess up with his chanting of his ancient spells that he ended up (miserably) there.
And the reader finds him very pitiful and offer a temporary stay for him. He accepted reluctantly.
Omg maybe twst isn't a game in your world, so you have no idea who this strange man is and why he's waving some cane around trying to cast a spell on you LOL. ^^;;; after all of the commotion is settled and Azul stops speaking in spells and hexes, none of which have any effect, the both of you hesitantly introduce yourselves. He's Azul Ashengrotto, a mage who hails from a place known as Twisted Wonderland. That sounds positively absurd, but then to Azul the idea of a world without any magic is just as foreign. How do you possibly live? It's so strange... More importantly, if magic is nonexistent here, does that mean he can't transform back to his original form? Is he stuck in his human form? Not that that's the most pressing worry; it's actually more of a relief.
Even so, despite your reluctant hospitality and willingness to let him stay (for now), he doesn't trust you. You're right to be wary of him as well. Neither of you know the other, and the fact that he just suddenly appeared in your room all because of, in his words, "an incorrect incantation" sounds very suspicious. But he proves to you he really is a mage by showing you the strange stone on the cane, explaining in great detail its purpose and importance. You don't really understand a lot of this, but it's such a detailed explanation. Surely he wouldn't make all of that up...
Azul's ultimate goal is to (hopefully) return home. This is something he sticks with for a while, always grousing over how inconvenient it is that he can't use magic to solve such complex problems (the "complex problems" being laundry duty or washing dishes. He's gotten rather comfortable and lazy in your presence, but he adamantly denies it when you bring it up. He reasons he can be this way because you hardly know him and his achievements or pitfalls, and he'll be leaving soon anyway. There's no point in getting too friendly, and if you're letting him freeload in your home... Why shouldn't he relax in a stressful situation? He can think with his brain later!) You annoy him with your incessant questions and constant disbelief and doubt, but then he also annoys you with his grandiose ego and lofty confidence. Azul cannot wait to get back to Twisted Wonderland. This world isn't so different from his own, but it's without magic and as someone who depends on magic to do specific tasks that require magical aid... It makes his life so very difficult.
But then he actually befriends you. Suddenly, he's something of a roommate, albeit a roommate who's quite the demanding nuisance. Azul thought a magic-less world was the worst of his problems, but now he's actually getting attached to you. To you, someone he couldn't stand initially! Now, rather than being curt and distant, he sits beside you on the sofa to binge movies and shows and the two of you fall asleep together. Now he's helping you in the kitchen rather than bickering over who should cook and how "if you knew how to cast a simple spell, this would be so much easier!" Now he's learning that he's relied too much on his magical prowess. And now, unfortunately, he's not so sure he even wants to go home (if that's an option anymore).
Azul would be much more at ease to keep this relationship strictly business: you provide him with shelter and food while he works to solve this situation. In fact, he thinks he'd be better off hating you and acting annoyed because that helps him feel less attached. But he can't ignore the mounting enjoyment he feels when he's with you. This is the most fun he's had in a long time, and he likes your company. He likes cleaning the house with you, going shopping and grousing over budgets together, exploring the city you live in and seeing what it has to offer, getting to know you on a personal level... He thinks he may have gone insane because he catches himself telling you things he'd never want anyone back at NRC to know. He talks so openly about his aspirations and hopes because he's grown to trust you. He knows you're a safe friend, and it's been so long since he's had this kind of security in a friendship. And you genuinely support him! You tell him you know he can turn Mostro Lounge into a franchise, and your cheers for his success are so authentic and supportive. (And of course he can do that and more! He's Azul Ashengrotto, after all!)
Maybe, if he does find a way home, he can take you with him and show you part of his world. Wouldn't that be so wonderful?
#twisted chit chat#i love him <3 he's so cute omg#imagine he falls back on his usual habits so when the two of you are at each other's throats he's like 'jade. floyd. deal with this mess'#but they're not there and now rather than being angry you're howling with laughter and azul is mortified T_T
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Ten twirls Rose around sometimes when he needs a quick escape.
It's a win-win for both of them, he thinks! Rose always seems to enjoy, even if it's usually sudden and out of nowhere, and Ten gets to make her smile and slip away before she can even figure out what's just happened.
#I woke up in a haze and this is the first thing that popped into my brain#in my head they dance okay they dance and this is so so normal for them she doesn't even think twice about it#he spins her around and she loves it!!#(usually. when he's not doing it to make her purposely confused anyways)#like she's talking but he's just had an idea and doesn't want her to follow him so he grabs her hands and gives her a twirl#so she'll lose track of him and perhaps be a bit less angry when he suddenly disappears when she rights herself#she'll give a little huff when she realizes instead of being fun he's just tricked her but it's still fond#are you following? you should be#wish I could beam my thoughts perfectly into words on the screen it's so cute in my head#timepetals#tenrose#tenth doctor#rose tyler#doctor who
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i'm just-- i keep getting caught off guard with how honest joke is? like is this not a big deal? am i reading too much into it? i feel like its incredibly intimate to say "i fall asleep to your voice" to someone, especially when you have feelings for them.
its interesting to me how the show is setting joke having a hidden agenda, but in many ways man is incredibly easy to read. (like the way he gets all flustered when zo 'practiced' asking him out on a date. how he couldn't meet zo's eyes afterwards. adorable.)
on the flip side, zo seems very oblivious/naive/innocent. (look at his pout, so freaking cute!) he doesn't seem to be questioning any of joke's (very suspicious) behaviour. but also what kind of person asks their sort of enemy for help wooing their ex? zo seems to have this social cluelessness, like with the way he wouldn't let go of nita's bag during his last disaster attempt to get her to notice him.
its like the show is really hammering in that zo is someone who will be easy to take advantage of.
ok this is sweet but i'm also very amused because this is a college romance bl and there are no supernatural/mafia elements, so what kind of danger is this trying to foreshadow exactly? is one of them secretly a spy? xD it feels comically overdramatic.
ahhh yes, the pinkies touching. the long slow zoom in as they stare into each other's eyes. the gay panic! in the bathroom. xD <3
uh-oh! poor zo. nita's reaction before and after he mentions needing help with an assignment is pretty telling about her lack of romantic interest in him. QuQalso wtf are you so happy about zo, please tell me you realise you did not actually ask a girl out on a date right now. x'D
well at least she shut it down very quickly. although i can't tell if zo picked up on that. but i wonder what his goal was here -- like, why this story? its so random O_O
oh honey, no you really didn't. @_@;;
joke (and me): well that was quick.
ohhhhhhh is zo finally figuring it out???
#hidden agenda#hidden agenda ep3#jokezo#joongdunk#their little mock sword/arm fight was so cute!! <3#also i legit have no clue what the rest of the show is going to be about now#they didn't leave the gag running long enough for zo to be reasonable angry when he finds out that joke has feelings for him#so i'm curious what they're going to make the fall out about now#joong's eyebrows are doing SO much this episode and i love it xD#rambles about shows i'm watching
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There is something incredibly funny about the idea of you being an assassin sent to kill Goku and he just, doesn't take you seriously at all. He's been threatened so many times that it doesn't phase him in the slightest to see yet another on that growing list of 'People Who Don't Like Him'. At least they sent someone cute this time and not some guy with a weird power or something. A normal human, though, is a bit tricky for him to work around, not wanting to actually hurt you and all that.
What makes it better is that he doesn't even try to take your attacks seriously and, in fact, takes it like you're flirting. You're pissed off and calling him every insult you know and he's just dodging every attack like it's nothing. Even firing back a few lines about how pretty you are and that he's kind of impressed a normal human could have this much stamina. He'll even let you hit him a few times-sure it doesn't hurt but you've got a lot of strength that he finds really attracting.
Just, please stop yelling. It's making his pants tight and hard to move in.
#the fact of 'taking fighting as flirting' goes for all Saiyans but is particularly funny with Goku#my man has No Thoughts at all times except during combat and is incredibly aware then too#so he's not missing one word or action when you're trying to beat the shit out of him and he will take it as a compliment#that you're trying to kill him while being so weak#flattered even#cute strong little you? trying to kill him? be still his beating heart#he'll admit it's probably the Saiyan in him but he loves the fact you're trying to kill him and doing so well at it too#(if he was human at least)#he can't help but find it really attractive and be drawn to you#so long as you calm down and let him talk to you maybe he could convince you to join his side#and maybe not be so angry? please? you're really pretty and he doesn't wanna hurt you#jawbones#dragon ball#goku x reader
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