#flattered even

[bitebitesnap]

There is something incredibly funny about the idea of you being an assassin sent to kill Goku and he just, doesn't take you seriously at all. He's been threatened so many times that it doesn't phase him in the slightest to see yet another on that growing list of 'People Who Don't Like Him'. At least they sent someone cute this time and not some guy with a weird power or something. A normal human, though, is a bit tricky for him to work around, not wanting to actually hurt you and all that.

What makes it better is that he doesn't even try to take your attacks seriously and, in fact, takes it like you're flirting. You're pissed off and calling him every insult you know and he's just dodging every attack like it's nothing. Even firing back a few lines about how pretty you are and that he's kind of impressed a normal human could have this much stamina. He'll even let you hit him a few times-sure it doesn't hurt but you've got a lot of strength that he finds really attracting.

Just, please stop yelling. It's making his pants tight and hard to move in.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Sun reviews Michael Afton’s art,,

[cowboylikeghost]

As a neurodivergent arospec you're either very oblivious to people having crushes on you or are cursed with the hyper awareness to people liking you in a way you DON'T want them too

[turtleblogatlast]

Tiny little guys

(That comic of mine is on its way - wanted to share the little ones from the current wip haha - EDIT: no longer wip!)

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Youre intimidating…

I'm afraid of you /pos

Fr? I’m a guy in a pink hoodie and I am like 4’11🧍‍♀️i am puntable size. what’s intimidating about lil me? 🤔 /lh /hj

{ @without-any-title }

[cozylittleartblog]

i had a dream i found a whole blog dedicated to blorboposting about val and only val. and that compelled me to draw him

[saphushia]

the flat ass robin

[canisalbus]

I've had Ludovicas girlfriend on the brain for months and finally sketched her out. I see her as the opposite to machete in that she has dark colours and softer shapes. Her ears and facefur kinda blend together and she gets big soft browneyes..

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[sharkylass]

Okay, before I talk about au stuff-ART FIGHT HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED!!

This year I was super busy, and yet this has somehow turned out to me my most productive year on artfight to date with 24 total attacks (and I wanted to do more, but again, this month had me in a chokehold) SO HERE ARE MY CONTRIBUTIONS!

In order, credit for character designs goes to: First two are for @rose-petal123 next is @princess-self-shipping , @clawcakes , @sweetkiller690 , @camilieroart , @anixolt , @artilite, @krdrawsnext two are both for @kazehita @bleeding-fairy-helmet , Curb Animates (on youtube), @donniipao , @wonder-of-the-stars , @bluesgras , @feloplip , @princemonarchempress, @tfrost , @tealgoat , @sketchz42 , @saltyhibiscus And the last two are for @sharoo

(For some reason the tags aren't working, but if you're curious, I mentioned everyone in the notes in the same order!)

[cult-of-the-eye]

MAGNUS ARCHIVES THEMED PICK UP LIN ES

Are you a real estate agent? Cause I would love you to come in my corridors

Are you a priest cursed by a fear god? Cause I'll make you say unholy things

Are you a friend of Michael crew? Cause I can make you dizzy and sweep you off your feet

Call me Agnes Montague cause I have a burning passion for you

Call me Jon the way I head your archive

Etc etc (feel free to add ur own)

[ryllen]

as much as ridiculous he is, I appreciate Pen who found me passed out after 3 AM in the middle of desert & brought me home

a l s o, smart kid fhsdhdhsh

[turnipoddity]

Ohhh you're turnip oddity. I thought you were turni poddity im Not going to lie to you

ah another one

[archiepelago]

Getting pet on its own is a maybe; it feels nice but not really something she’d necessarily be cool with from strangers. Though she can be swayed if someone offers to help with caring for spots she can’t reach (her mutated shape fucked a lot with her shoulder girdle, so she can’t really reach most of her back/neck anymore.) Expendables can make for some decent, fresh conversation, which she appreciates despite not being great at small talk.

As for the second; if someone’s really dedicated to pestering her she has 0 issue with just biting them as a consequence lmao

(As a result of her testing, she’s got lionfish venom glands connected to her teeth; good news is it’s generally not lethal! bad news is it still Fucking Hurts Real Bad)

[weepingtalecowboy]

Hyrule is banned for justified reasons

Fanfic prompt: Any advice Hyrule offers is considered a war crime

And the real reason why he isn’t allowed into towns is the fact that he has shared them on multiple occasions with overly curious children

Like he knows about the monster version of the birds and the bees and only monster but not the hylian version

And Wild and wind where curious

So now the oldest links have to try and fix the fact that both of them are considering monster courtship the only right way

The saddest and most painful part for the chain is the fact that Tetra apparently had appreciated wind gifting her the heads of her enemies

So now he is absolutely committed to the strategy

Wild was stopped before he could do the same with Flora

And Hyrule has created a monster like no other

Wind is now an irredeemable menace who has done shit

And the worst part is the fact that tetra actually is now dating him because she liked the murder,destruction and arson.

[askfordoodles]

So when you get the option to ask what he likes about you during your date with Emmrich, I really wish we got the option to tell him what we like about HIM.

Bioware, let me shower my sweet nerd with praise and compliments dammit, he deserves it, he NEEDS it!

[what-have-i-unleashed]

mtt(poly) headcanon #2

out of the three, killer is the most online person. he has so many accounts for many multiverse social media platforms. his timeline is cat photos and videos, interspersed with the most random homicidal vague-posting.

killer has been banned so many times because some users realized he's a wanted terrorist and reported his accounts. but he just creates a new one and jumps back into the chaos because he's a gossip-hungry teenage girl in spirit.

dust thinks social media is a waste of time. his phone is a brick with only call and message options. he's an luddite old man like that. he's the one unironically asking "what's ligma".

would it be super funny if killer recruits horror to the group through social media lmao? horror and his brother are living in another more peaceful universe (courtesy of core frisk). horror uses some social media. one day he decides to try dating apps so he downloads one. he's really digging this cute-looking sans, a bit plain-looking but his profile is a riot. they chat for a while and decide to meet somewhere nice. turns out it's killer catfishing as dust to stave his boredom (he also does this to lure people in then kills them for fun). fortunately, horror is funny and charismatic and a bit insane, so killer says "hey wanna join me and boytoy" and the rest is history.