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ACD is actually crazy for thisss
It's so gay that ACD felt the need to defend himself by explicitly saying they're sleeping in separate beds. Otherwise we'd be too powerful. Well. I don't think this really stopped us tho. (I 100% ignored the two beds thing they are TOGETHER)
I imagine Watson having utter bi panic at this moment (To be honest, I would too - he's not wrong). I don't think I'll ever recover from this
#in portuguese#though#it was WAY more shocking to read#I had to search a pdf to find it in english 😔#this is from#the valley of fear#btw#Sherlock holmes#sh#sherlock#john watson#dr john watson#he's so bi I can't#i'm totally normal about this#I'll certainly draw this later#booklr#bookworm#in portuguese sherlock sighs#its so softtt#johnlock#johnlock truther#sherlock and john
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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Forgive me if this doesn't make sense but
Dean understands himself. He is not drowning in internalized homophobia. He doesn't not know that he's into men. What Dean is, however, is a liar. He lies to everyone, all the time. I think this touches on the queer experience in a way we dont always see in media. We always talk about coming out and coming out scenes but what we never talk about why we come out. It's because of how difficult the lying is. But deans lied about everything, all his life. Not just about his sexuality, or things related to hunting. But he lies (directly or by ommission) about the music he likes, the clothes he likes, literally everything, just to fit into this box of what everyone expects him to be. He understands himself, you just don't have the critical thinking skills to see past his lies, you take his word at face value even though the show has told you repeatedly that dean is a liar
#anywaysss..#if i have to read one more fic where dean just can't figure out why he's attracted tp cas because he “doesn't like men” im going to lose it#dean is SO self aware#dean winchester#spn#castiel#destiel#bi dean
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Eddie Bluemel being unable to sit in a chair properly to save his life is my roman empire.
#and i think we all know why#💖💜💙#i first noticed this in that one adow cast q&a#he kept draping his legs over the arm of his chair#and i was like 'oh hello bi king'#edward bluemel#a discovery of witches#adow#marcus whitmore#my lady jane#emily bader#guildford dudley#jane grey#janeford#lord guildford dudley#bisexual#bisexuality#bisexuals can't sit in chairs properly#or so i've been told#(it's true i wouldn't be able to sit in that chair properly with a gun to my head)
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Pac: [Sighs] I'm trying to find someone, a person who's– a good person, a good person, a partner–
JV: No no! You only want bad people, Pac. Sorry, sorry.
Pac: No, I get it. And actually, I– I actually– I want someone to harm me, Fun. I want someone to hurt me– I want to have regrets, you know? I want it.
Fun: Wait, wait– A "she" or "he" or "whatever"? Hold on, I'll put whatever–
Pac: Whoever, whatever. ❤️💜💙
[ Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Fun: What's this?
Pac: This is it! Let's see- let's see if I stop being single, right guys? I'm trying, right? The party brings new opportunities to appear and everything, right?
Fun: Ah, you're trying to stop being single?* What's your type? Let me– let me be Tinder, dude.
Pac: I am–
Fun: Your type.
Pac: [Sighs] I'm trying to find someone, a person who's– a good person, a good person, a partner–
JV: No no!
Pac: What?
JV: You only want bad people, Pac. Sorry, sorry.
Pac: No, I get it. And actually, I– I actually– I want someone to harm me, Fun. I want someone to hurt me– I want to have regrets, you know? I want it.
Fun: Wait, wait– A "she" or "he" or "whatever"? Hold on, I'll put whatever–
Pac: Whoever, whatever.
Fun: "Whoever," then. Freaky or crazy, a vibe like that?
Pac: Yeah, exactly. You get it?
GuhZera: I like that vibe, I like that "crazy" vibe.
Translation notes:
* Fun uses the verb "encalhar" here, which is colloquially used to mean "to stay single," especially for women.
#Arkanis#Pactw#Funb4b3#JVNQ#GuhZera#Pac#November 21 2024#Translated#Subtitles#Edited#INCREDIBLY huge thank you to both Kia and Bell for their help on this. This was a tough one and I very much appreciate the help#As always. But even more with this clip because Pac cubito is near and dear to my heart#He's just like me for real ❤️💜💙#I can't believe literally nobody on here or Twitter posted a clip of this#I also can't believe he immediately rolled with JV's bit. ''Yeah you know what set me up with someone crazy''#Lord...#Pac does have a type though#Also I can't believe he has the audacity to say he's single when men are literally throwing themselves at him literally every day on Arkani#That contrasted with his response of ''Whoever'' is so funny#To paraphrase Bell: the desperate bisexualism is almost on par with Quackity#Pft#Also: Timestamp is 4:04:00 for folks who want to watch!#Thank you specifically to Kia for finding the timestamp for me because I would NOT have this clip otherwise#Anyways. We Been Knew he was bi but still :''')#very nice
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My Blueberry Popsicle ❄️
Where do I apply to be your concubine? (Thinking about him and drew him shirtless cause why not?)
#I can't get over him#he's so horrible i love it#Need him to choke me with his biceps#And dick me down 24/7#bi han#bi han sub zero#bi han mk#mk fanart#mortal kombat bi han#mortal kombat fanart#art doodles
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Stop excluding Sky from the JayMelVik polycule you cowards
#jaymelvik#she basically inhabits his brain after he becomes psychic Jesus so she's effectively involved in whatever he's involved with lmao#Jayce has two hands and SO DOES VIKTOR#at least he uhhhhh did#Just because he's a twink doesn't mean he can't like girls!!!! i will not stand for the bi twink erasure#skyvik#arcane spoilers#arcane
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sub yuta okkotsu agenda 😔
no bc i got THOUGHTS, i got so many thoughts about my babygirl named yuuta okkotsu, you don't even UNDERSTAND how badly i want him
him in the movie-*aggressive eye twitch*, his big sweet innocent puppy eyes-fuck it just *short circuits*
AND THEN afterwards when he's his anxious, tired, emo self (me too fr), like he's still just my cutie patootie and it's a literal CRIME how little sub fics of him there are bc take one look at that baby AND TELL ME that he is a daddy dom in bed-you'd be lying to yourself and me-and we do not tolerate lying in this house
no but fr, he is not domming for his life. a service top-perhaps, he would still cry a lot though and if you were making HIM fuck YOU he would beg for you to just take over, his arms shaking on either side of your head as he tries to make you feel good. because it's not the same like this-he wants you to fuck him, he wants to ride you as your hands grope over his body, he wants to pinned against a wall and fucked hard and rough within an inch of his life.
babyboy just wants to be loved and taken care of by his so
#inbox💌#he's probably my second favourite character in jjk#after geto (my literal wife)#but like i'm not even done talking abt him but i gotta shut up before i talk too much and can't stop😭#don't even get me started on HIM AND MAKI#god i want her so bad too#they are the bi panic#imagine tagteaming him with maki#and he just dumbly takes it all like a good boy😫#“i can take it~”#“m' a good boy-right?”#YES YOU"RE A FUCKING GOOD BOY#I WANNA EAT HIM UPPPP#sub yuuta#hard thoughts#dom reader#yuuta x reader#yuuta okkotsu smut#yuta smut#yuuta okkotsu x reader#jjk smut#sub jjk#sub jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader
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kayne saying arthur fell in "like" with his wife so true arthur aromantic gay king i feel vindicated
#nothing about this man says interest in women i'm sorry#if it's revealed he's bi/pan i will accept#but he's giving 'i'm gay but it's the 1930s so i can't think about that rn'#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester
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If I had money I would hire some thug to find the producers or whatever head honchos that got to decide that making some character or another canonically queer was a bad idea for whatever bullshit reasons and the thug would just shake them like a fruit tree until the guys in charge would admit being homophobic assholes and they would promise to let writers make same-gender characters fall in love with each other if the comedians had enough chemistry, but also to include more diverse identities. The thug would force them to write it all down and sign it.
If I could do that a few times, imagine how different TV shows would become.
If I had money I would spend it all to please the gays and queers.
#tv shows#jemily#supercorp#swanqueen#Wells/bering#Sam/Janet#Buffy/faith#rizzles#So many other ships#spencer reid#He was supposed to be bi#emily prentiss#She was supposed to be a lesbian#jennifer jj jareau#jj jareau#jennifer jareau#You can't tell me she's some flavour of queer#She's so gay for Emily#lena luthor#Because Katie mcgrath can't play a straight woman#I don't know what Katie's sexuality is and I won't try and guess but her characters are queer#All of them#Xena was kissing women all the time in the 90's#And you're telling me we can't have gays on TV anymore?#Just look at Root and Sameen#Best ship in recent TV history#Because of the chemistry and the writing#It's 2024 people it's time to queer things up
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hehe. almost christmas!
#ace attorney tag#narumitsu#partial nudity /#2nd and 3rd things inspired by playing the first game and Uhh... why is phoenix accusing men of being lovers and being certain of it#and just generally containing the core of bisexuality within him#also there's that part i recall in maybe the..3rd game? where he's like Wow.. I'd Fall For Him Too... about that cinnamon swirl looking man#learnt lately that the writers upon learning that ace attorney was very popular with BL people immediately started reading BL#to understand the genre. i think phoenix would also do such Research in college. to Learn About People. About The World.#so now he feels that he has gaydar and is a good Ally etc. But actually maybe...you're also just bi too !#too bad you'll have to get kissed by a criminal to work that out! Hang in there <3#i reread my fic today !! I'm in the christmas mood now ! Sort of ! ooooh the 7 year gap.. at least we are in the 7 year gap years irl#Somewhere out there they ARE drinking wine romantically gazing at snow on a balcony in germany. thank GOD for that fr#so i shall be drawing things from THAT era next i need to depict men finally kissing NOW !!!!!!#can't do it with orufrey..can't draw cute happy romantic wintry art of them..didn't finish processing my current divorcecore arc era cycle
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the many faces bi-han
#stop this bitch cracks me up 😭😭#he's so funny#i love how he still can't hide his emotions even w that mask on 💀#homeboy literally has negative poker face like#mk1#mortal kombat 1#bi han#sub zero#mk1 bi han#mk1 sub zero#mortal kombat 1 bi han#mortal kombat 1 sub zero
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Mingjue strikes me as the type of guy to not offer up information about his sexuality/sex life in general but also doesn't consider it something to hide (and just doesn't care enough to.) Partly because he thinks it's stupid that people think it's their business at all and partly because he doesn't see it as shameful. He's got so much other shit going on and he's not gonna live forever, he's definitely not wasting time on worrying what Sect Leader Yao thinks of who he invites into his bed.
But people see him speaking out against Jin Guangshan's degeneration and the general Jin Vibe of opulence and indulgence, they assume that means he classes all """deviant""" sexuality in that category, and his reputation as being so rule and honor code abiding they assume he will agree as passionately with all of society's mores (re: homosexual encounters) and just assume he's strictly straight and discount any rumors that he isn't.
'Sleep with a man? Chifeng-zun? You must be joking.'
Meanwhile Mingjue is like, 'What? Yeah, we did. Can we get back to what we were doing, now? I couldn't give less of a shit and you're wasting my time.'
And still people would be like, 'Man, I don't know where these rumors are coming from!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'
#also on the flip side Jgy can't escape promiscuity rumors in every sphere of his life#and assume that any standing he got in the Nie clan was by seducing poor nmj with his preternatural wiles#and thus blamed on Jgy#kinda like people with wwx and lwj where even when Lwj literally stood on koi Tower steps and said#' i knew who he was. fuck all of you. I'm going with him. peace out' and carried his stabbed boyfriend away#and everyone cried 'HOW HAS THE YILING PATRIARCH MANAGED TO BEWITCH HANGUANG-JUN SO!! HE MUST BE UNDER A SPELL'#bro some people are bi plus you all suck#ANYWAY#nmj#text#my stuff#I'm just rambling but thats how i write him
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Man, genuinely there's little that excites me more than encountering queerness in fiction where I wasn't expecting it. I'm gonna be thinking about Kikuhiko/Yakumo from SGRS for so long.
Even setting aside the subtext of his feelings for Sukeroku, the narrative around his relationship to gender norms and his own expression is so fascinating. Guy who grows up steeped in rigid 40s gender roles and actively tries to enforce them, yet only truly feels like himself when he's acting on stage as a woman. Guy who says his life would have been better if he were born a woman and then refuses to elaborate.
#I don't know what kind of queer he is but MAN he's certainly something#gay or bi or trans or ace or whatever combination of the above#I was so ??? when he said the 'if only I were born a woman' line in chapter 3. and then we just kept going#Kiku ily so much#wish you had been born in a world where you were allowed to be bitchy in a girl way instead of just a misogynist way#and of course you can't really separate his feelings for Shin from his gender situation bc like#being a man attracted to other men (even if you never acknowledge it) can shape your own relationship to gender expression#man kiku is so good#this series was a treat#shouwa genroku rakugo shinjuu#sgrs#descending stories#kikuhiko#yurakutei yakumo
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Edwin: *monologuing about confusing feelings*
Monty: *kisses him*
Edwin: "That was unexpected"
Monty: "I have feelings for you too"
Edwin: "I wasn't talking about you"
Very funny but oh so awkward
#and the cats looking at all this as well of course#anyway at least Edwin is being honest with himself and has realised that he's got feelings for Charles#of course charles has feelings for crystal#but I'm 99.9% sure charles is bi and also into edwin#but also jealous as fuck of edwin and monty#oh this show puts the concept of a love triangle to shame#you need graph theory to make a diagram of these idiots#i love them#also charles is fucking hot so can't blame edwin and crystal for wanting that#tbh the cat king being the cat king (aggressively flirting) while in charles' form had me going 🤤#anyway that was enough oversharing on tumblr for today#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives e5#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbd monty#monty#edwin x monty#edwin x charles
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Okay.
So this might be an unpopular opinion (or maybe not), but as a bi woman, I would be fucking PISSED if Buck and Eddie ended up kissing or hooking up during the bachelor party.
#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 show#911 season 7#911 s7#911 speculation#evan buckley#eddie díaz#buddie#911 buck#911 eddie#911 buddie#buck x eddie#haven't we reached the point in society where the bi cheating trope is an awful trope#like why do they have to cheat on their partners#why can't they just dump them first#and I am so glad other people have said this too#and especially given buck's past with abby#and him telling Eddie that he needed to dump ana if she was giving him anxiety#it would be a complete disservice for him to cheat#especially with an actual healthy partner for once#and I know that he kissed Lucy while he was with taylor#but this could have so much more ramifications#just let buck and Tommy have an amicable break-up and stay friends#and have anything buddie related happen AFTER the wedding#im glad that they''re taking into account how important buck's storyline#and how they don't want to add anything negative to it in terms of buck and possibly buddie#okay unpopular opinion over#oliver stark
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