#She was supposed to be a lesbian
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If I had money I would hire some thug to find the producers or whatever head honchos that got to decide that making some character or another canonically queer was a bad idea for whatever bullshit reasons and the thug would just shake them like a fruit tree until the guys in charge would admit being homophobic assholes and they would promise to let writers make same-gender characters fall in love with each other if the comedians had enough chemistry, but also to include more diverse identities. The thug would force them to write it all down and sign it.
If I could do that a few times, imagine how different TV shows would become.
If I had money I would spend it all to please the gays and queers.
#tv shows#jemily#supercorp#swanqueen#Wells/bering#Sam/Janet#Buffy/faith#rizzles#So many other ships#spencer reid#He was supposed to be bi#emily prentiss#She was supposed to be a lesbian#jennifer jj jareau#jj jareau#jennifer jareau#You can't tell me she's some flavour of queer#She's so gay for Emily#lena luthor#Because Katie mcgrath can't play a straight woman#I don't know what Katie's sexuality is and I won't try and guess but her characters are queer#All of them#Xena was kissing women all the time in the 90's#And you're telling me we can't have gays on TV anymore?#Just look at Root and Sameen#Best ship in recent TV history#Because of the chemistry and the writing#It's 2024 people it's time to queer things up
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renaissance dogys
characters belong to @canisalbus
#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship#with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet#ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth#to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO#im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the#high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves#also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3#idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between#masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one#these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise#i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance#for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr#save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me#my art#myart#doodles#fanart#others ocs#canisalbus#fur#furry art#machete#vasco#vaschete#ludovica#sfw fur#furry#anthro
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Her name……….. is Howdy. Howdy the cowboy vampire. Howdy says say happy birthday to my girlfriend or else
#before you ask. yes. I did use a photo of Dean Winchester as reference for this drawing thanks#thanks Dean Winchester for all you done for lesbians everywhere#say something nice about this one I’m so happy with it share in the joy with me dkdjskdjsk#this was supposed to just be a quick companion piece to the first one that I posted earlier (yesterday?)#but as it turned out. ‘twas neither quick nor the only other drawing. in fact I did three more. but this one. is special to me#butch art#lesbian art#my art#original character#vampire art#lesbian vampire art#cw blood#she’s nasty I love her#vampire#lesbian vampire#howdy#cowboy vampire dyke
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I randomly got dragged to Mormon church and met the illustrator for A Series of Unfortunate Events who is apparently a bishop at the church, and now we are Instagram mutuals. today was so bizarre
#dw im not converting to mormonism#the Mormon missionary that asked me to go was also a native American girl & if u know about this history between natives and mormons....uhhh#one of the priests also gave this bizarre speech about how illogical the book of mormon was and how joseph smith makes 0 sense#but he was like “but its supposed to be confusing so i still believe in this religion” ???#they were all super duper nice too but kind of in the customer service way. a mormon girl also complimented my friend's lesbian jewelry#lesbian jewlery as in it was literally two female symbols linked together#it was VERY obvious and we asked the girl why she liked it and she was like. “uhh i just like jewlery hehe!!!”
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)
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#ah this is so terribly cute#makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside#“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both#their expressions are so sweet#couple of dorks#and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents#gift art#insect-shenanigans#own characters#Vasco#Machete#as for what would happen if Vasco died first#and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age#I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral#throw the fanciest burial possible#and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave#about wishing to see him again one day#and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor#or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing#oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried#as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her#I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances
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The Matthews!
#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#hosea matthews#bessie matthews#I LOFE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!#on my mind so often#I need to get back to my fic now that I have more time#this was originally supposed to be gay but alas my vision for younger Hosea gave her shorter hair so she just looks identical to regular him#I should draw them lesbians#fanart#digital art#my art
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Barbie Girls: Liana and Alexa
Cottage-core babes
#barbie#barbie and the diamond castle#barbie liana#barbie alexa#diamond castle#cottagecore#cottagecore lesbian#cottagecore butch bisexual#YES SHES A BI BUTCH#anyways. this was supposed to be done last month for obvious reasons but i am a fool with executive dysfunction
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Doodle of my edgy ass rainbow dash kinsona, Storm Chase. 🌈🌩💥🎠
#still kinda wip design#even tho this is like my 3rd attempt to design them im still a little uncertain lol#but i rlly wanted to draw em#ever since i asked what pony id be and multiple friends unanimously agreed im rainbow ive been obsessed with her#my kinsona version is like mega butch lesbian edgy reckless#she/he but she doesnt mind they#shes also maybe part zebra? the lighrning stripes are supposed to be intentionally zebra core. not biased or anything *cough*#my art#art#digital art#oc#illustration#doodle#mlp#pony#rainbow dash#kinsona#pegasus#equine#horse#storm chase#he probably likes to be called “chase”. as thats like.. a name#shes based on lightning and storms and stuff and shes not crazy original. ive seen so many cool rainbow hcs thay do her better.#but i like him i think she looks badass#my little pony#mlp g4
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A lesson in the lustful female Gayze™: LA RELIGIEUSE / THE NUN (1966), dir. Jacques Rivette
#sorry i'm just so fucking gay for this scene#I'M SO ANNOYEDDDD THIS FUCKING MOVIE AWAKENED A KINK IN ME#or well at the very least I KNOW the Mother Superior was supposed to be portrayed negatively...but she was so hot. and so gay.#and her corrupt fashion sense was IMPECCABLE#like if i saw this movie in the 1960s i'd be like 'sign me UP to the convent let's go' just in hopes of finding a corrupt nunnery#which is really just a secret lesbian haven#like the church is supposed to come off BAD and it DOES *except* for this character I'd let her do anything to me and I'm at peace with thi#la religieuse 1966#anna karina#liselotte pulver#jacques rivette#vintage#film#french film#the nun 1966#nun#wlw#sapphic#lesbian#queer
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it is pride month so.. POTION OF POST MY HEADCANONS ENGAGE!!!!!! the little trans alien thingy is a symbol i made up for xenogender. (i think using a miraculous for any extended period of time will eventually xeno your gender....)
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#marinette dupain-cheng#dia draws#digital#fanart#the flags are:#adrien: genderfluid / trans / xenogender / catgender / lesbian#marinette: lesbian / xenogender / demigirl / nonbinary#marinette is butch TO ME. they keep drawing her as a knight. what am i supposed to do. think shes NOT butch
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A tryst between a lady and her faceless guard.
#artists on tumblr#illustration#queer#harold they're lesbians#the guards are meant to be voiceless and faceless. it was months before the lady managed to convince her silent companion otherwise#it’s not about removing the clothes it’s about the face she was told she wasn’t supposed to have#and the one woman who she could be convinced to show it to#and more months still before getting to hear what kinds of sounds that voice could really make#i genuinely thought I posted this months ago
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see Annie and Troy both had the same sickness of “I base my personality and wants on what other people expect of me” however the difference there is that Troy got someone who accepted him unconditionally and didn’t care if he wasn’t “manly” (straight) enough. I think Annie Deserves an equally peculiar and verging on codependent relationship with her own “girl friend” (cough cough) that she can be equally gay and adorable about. In this essay I will-
#the truest repairman posts#community#community nbc#community tv#nbc community#annie edison#i just want her to get a girlfriend… please…#Lesbiannie#I’m not a lesbian (apologies) but I Love the lesbian Annie fics out there and would really like to have a spin at one eventually#We’ll see maybe I’ll wait for the movie so it can be a fix it for her inevitable straight happily ever after that she knew she was supposed#To warn ever since she was a little girl. Sigh.
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GIRLS5EVA • Summer Dutkowsky
#girls5eva#girls5evaedit#summer dutkowsky#gloria mcmanus#busy philipps#wickie roy#dawn solano#sine's gifs#does Summer know that Bette Davis "tried being a lesbian” and that Crawford tried to seduce her multiple times? the audiobooks probably#didn't cover that <3#also it would have been topical had she mentioned something about tatu--larry sounds as gross as ivan.#she could have commented on the hypocrisy. the girls pretended to be gay to sell their first album abroad.#meanwhile in local interviews they'd say 'we are normal and have boyfriends.' one of them is openly homophobic supports putin and has run#for office.#anyway i know the series has no such intentions and sum is supposed to be a good/supportive sister but#that doesn't mean I don't think she would benefit from dating a lady now that she is independent/her own person#(preferably gloria but honestly any lady would do)#it wouldn't be hard to buy given that she hasn't had the opportunity to explore her sexuality what with the purity rings and upbringing#//#i wanted to add more moments but eh
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hey what if Eddie had a lil crush on Wally in the early days. i think that'd be cute
#its hard Not to crush on him hes a handsome little man#everyone in the neighborhood probably crushed on 'em at some point#except for our dear local lesbian poppy ofc. and potentially sally... shes up in the air rn#but yeah i just think itd be sweet! wholesome!#scribble garnish#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUICK AND MESSY SKETCH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED#blinked & the next thing i knew i was shading. huh#i don't even ship them really What Happenedddddd#i just think wally has too much rizz. he unintentionally flusters everyone simply by Being#No One Is Immune
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I’ve been thinking about the Magicians Nephew, right now specifically Polly Plummer and in an attempt to get back into doing art outside of work.
I’ve been thinking of what she’d maybe look like in the book and then as she ages (except it turns out I have such a hard time visualizing the passage of time in decades I was not alive in)
most of the references I looked at for clothes was anywhere from 1900-1940s. Maybe some late Victorian in her younger dresses? Not sure. Mostly Edwardian.
I like to think of her definitely going to school, and then becoming a journalist. She’s super sharp and level headed in the Magicians Nephew, and also has an interest in writing.
Also she definitely wore pants.
More rambling stuff under the cut if you’re specifically like me and fixated on Narnia for most of your life
Ok so c.s. Lewis isn’t very well known for his like, accuracy/timelines making sense. (The beavers somehow had potatoes and other vegetables despite it being a 100 year winter).
The magicians nephew takes place in somewhere between 1900-1910, cause that’s his childhood. And then LWW takes place in the 1940s, so like at the oldest Digory and Polly would be in their 50s by then, but also Digory is an old eccentric professor with white hair?
(I could be wrong and maybe that does work timeline wise, and I suppose in different eras, 50s is a lot older. My brain just doesn’t compute that at ALL. At the very least the movie version of the professor DOESNT look like he’s only in his 50s with how they made him look.)
I am also not a clothing expert at all, but it’s cool looking up fashion from different eras. I slightly interpret Polly as having a rich family because her first thought seeing digory is “oh he’s dirty”. I think it’s a thing that richer Edwardian children were usually dressed in light colours which wrapping my head around is tough, cause like, are their play clothes also white?
#I’ll probably draw digory and other MN characters as long as it’s still giving me dopamine#also to me Polly is either a lesbian or aroace#some form of queer#regardless I don’t really see her marrying#and if she does it’s definitely later in life#but it makes me sad to think of her leaving behind a spouse in the last battle#also I suppose if she’s gay she probably wouldn’t have a legal marriage#just a roommate#she doesn’t seem like a joy Davidman insert to me idk I could be wrong#so I don’t think her and digory ever got together#I read their relationship as like lifelong platonic friends#fairmerthefarmer art#CoN#the magicians nephew#Narnia#c.s. Lewis#character design#procreate#illustration#Polly Plummer#Digory Kirke#artists on tumblr#trying to come back from art block yayyyyy#narnia books
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