#he's so annoying i love him

[countingstars-17]

im sure he is so proud of understanding italian jokes that he wants us to know it

[dracaelus]

For those who wonder how magneto and professor xavier got married, just know that magneto simply decided to get them married without charles knowing

from magneto (2011)

[beanghostprincess]

Headcanoning that Buggy absolutely grew up into the type of man Shanks goes wild for. I personally hc Shanks as gay af and his taste in men is varied. Place for everything. Big men with soft voices and large bellies, short spunky guys with tickets to the gunshow, men that are just downright beautiful and regal looking like porcelain dolls, he has more than one type.

But when it all comes down to it he always had the hots for guys that get this balancing act right, men that seem to play with types effortlessly, pretty but rugged, masculine and feminine, men that seem to be an amalgamation of imperfections that somehow just adds to the full, utterly perfect picture, like paintings that look like nothing much when you see them up close until you take your time to appreciate all the brushstrokes before you step back and see the absolutely showstopping image in full.

So when he sees this man again, with his ridiculous nose and his strong jaw, long hair still cascading from his hat in two luxurious ponytails, body and face freed from all the baby fat he still had in his teens, with just the fucking perfect amount of body hair and stubble, wearing goddamn mascara to make his pretty lashes on his pretty fucking manic blue eyes even longer, Shanks has several thoughts going trough his head.

„It’s been so long.“ „We are so different“ „It’s good to see you.“ „There’s more important things to do but I want to talk to you so much, I hope I see you again.“

And : „…. Daaaaaang….We need to have a word with the marines because your wanted posters don’t do you justice.“

Basically, Shanks should get bonked hard in the head because he's down bad and nobody can't stand him when he's around Buggy.

[fategoflatass]

To constrast how depressing my latest post was, here we have some more of him being a masochist n annoying bitch.

[stephaniebrownthespoiler]

the little brother possibly ever

[strikingly-rhys]

Soon after he had spoken to his mother, Rhys sent word to Pride that the First Witch agreed to his meeting in the most annoying way he could think of. Long before technology existed, Fire Letters were the main point of communication when needing to be covert. Taking an old receipt from the center console of his Thunderbird, he scrawled a message on the back for Pride before rolling it up like a scroll; locking it with a simple spell and sending it on its way in a blink of an eye. Once the seal was broken by the intended reader and contents read, merely letting the Prince know that he'd pick him up in thirty minutes, the letter would then catch fire and disappear as if it never existed. Laughing to himself, he put his car into drive– putting down the convertible top so he could feel the air rushing through his hair as he took the long way to where Pride was located, a smile never leaving his face. Rolling up to the front, Rhys proceeded to honk the horn an annoying amount of times. "Get in, loser, you're wasting gas," Rhys barked as the Prince appeared, though his shit-eating grin slipped easily back into place.

[teatitty]

Are you ever just jealous of Aizawa? I wish it was this easy for me to sleep

[ssamja-trash]

08:00 (DKB) - 멋 (The Real) (흥:興 Ver.)

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Well now I'm thinking about wereroomie Minho doing a strip tease for Kitten. I didn't even think of him with his dancing skill.

I swear my brain gets smoother every day. 😩

no, cuz like... he'd be so good at it. i can imagine it'd make Kitten so flustered and she'd be all hot and bothered... and right before he takes off the last item of clothing........... he shifts into his wolf form.

he's bamboozled her. she's groaning, rolling her eyes, calling him a nerd, and tries to leave but he shifts back, laughing his ass off while he chases after her to trap her within his arms

"C'mon, Kitten. You've got to admit it was hilarious"

[the-frostiest-of-flakes]

When the average tumblr user gets into the Transformers fandom

[arandomblackgirl]

So-hee:

SEVEN - JUNGKOOK

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!

[egophiliac]

Wait, the tsun event has a whole bit dedicated to Malleus bragging about what kitchen appliances he knows how to use? Twst EN just got the milk culinary crucible, which means at the same time Malleus is showing off, the entirety of the EN players are learning Leona doesn't know how to use a microwave. The timing really just makes it feel like Malleus is flexing on Leona XD

it's in Mal's card story rather than in the event proper, but yep! after teaching his tsum proper microwave usage, he takes it on a tour and very proudly shows off his extensive knowledge of household appliances. (except when he thinks his tsum fell into the washing machine and doesn't know how to unlock the lid, so he just. explodes it instead. hashtag just diasomnia things. 🤷)

I do think he and Leona should get into a fight about who has done a better job of learning how to use kitchen tools! Leona has the advantage of having grown up in the modern world, but Malleus has the motivation to actually do literally anything. who will win

[celestial-sapphicss]

@solana-ceae

laws of attraction + text posts (chan edition)

[schadenfreudich]

Me: Geese! (sounds like "gieß!" as in "water" [plants])

Wolfgang, with a stupid grin: Was soll ich den gießen? ("What should I water?", absolutely knew what I meant)