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starchaserdreams · 1 year ago

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oh my god oh my god oh my god I just texted a guy in the sense of "I just texted a guy" this is not a thing I do, I feel as stupid about this as I did in high school holy shit help

And if you're like "what, phoebe, you don't date guys...?" IDK. I JUST DK.

And he hasn't texted me back so now I'm in a panic but it's been sixty seconds, like I messaged him and came straight here to panic about it, so like I need to chill tf out about it

How do I do this?? How do I do any of this??

But we met at a Halloween party and he made me feel so cute and sexy and confident and funny and I have only very rarely in my life felt *that* good about myself, and boy did he ever do it right. I felt on top of the world the whole time I was with him.

#the bartender #that's what imma call him #he's not one #but i think he fancies himself one #as like a cute lil hobby #anyway HELP #HOW DOES ONE DO THIS #I can do my taxes and drive a car #(why are those the only things that came to my head in the category of “things adults do”)#but I CAN'T NAVIGATE THIS SHIT #and it's polyamory which I have not done before which makes it EVEN SCARIER AND MORE CONFUSING #HELP #polyamory #dating #crushes #relationship #this is all terrifying

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goldensunset · 2 months ago

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you! tumblr user!

#peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL

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cunning-and-cool · 4 months ago

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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wishfulsketching · 9 days ago

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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #sevika #jinx #arcane powder #silco #silco and jinx #Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx #the best he can do is raise his voice #and even that has no effect #sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad #now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait #still one #well I'll finish it at some point #sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two

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notaplaceofhonour · 7 months ago

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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

#he’s an absolute gem I love him #easily becoming one of my favorite doctors #ncuti gatwa #dw #doctor who

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knightofleo · 6 months ago

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#he can't keep getting away with this #amaury guichon #you won't believe where this one goes

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captainjonnitkessler · 5 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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kiryuing · 9 months ago

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#and so milgram was born #milgram #meme #Jackalope #hope no one has done this already #this post broke containment. if you're here for tma this is about a music project called milgram where prisoners in a panopticon sing song #about their crimes . anyway . the warden is a talking jackalope .#which was edited into this post. so uh. he is on your blog now #i thought it was very obvious that this was an edited icon and display name but apparently some people think Twitter op was a milgram fan #I'm sorry to disappoint #this was supposed to be a 3 note post for niche jp music project fans #if you're reading my tags look at my Cosplays

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doctorsiren · 2 months ago

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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #mothman #mothford #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls au #Monster Hunter Pines AU #digital art #my art #procreate #I love the first drawing so much dude idk how I cooked that #can’t believe Stanley was about to shoot the Mothman smh doesn’t he know that’s his brother’s favourite??#ignore the fact Stan looks different in literally every one of these drawings LMAO

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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kedreeva · 2 months ago

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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.

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#hope #good things #not me crying as one of the founding pillars of my core personality trembles at recognition from its creator #wholly believe this guy and this story he wrote are the reasons i became a writer #but this too is in the story #and i internalized it so deep #this is why my blog is the way it is #this is why i believe as long as there is one of us left standing with hope #that we stand a chance

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astronomalyy · 6 months ago

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parenting

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #i do not know if he'd actually encourage her to drink given his relationship with alcoholism but i think he'd crack open a cold one with he #his cat daughter. he is learning #astro art

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gwydionae · 2 months ago

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Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

#sesame street #count von count #the count #sesame street count #halloween #cosplay #puppets #puppetry #this was actually his second costume attempt #his first didn't work out so he had to rush to get this one done #turned out so good!!#made a sesame street sign for their lawn too

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unsung-idiot · 4 months ago

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