#he's not just a snack
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The thing I love most about this man is that he's always game for taking off his clothes when there's a camera around.
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He’s scolding you while looking like a snack because he cares.
((I always have loved the coloring of the tree’s over in the fringes, they make such a great backdrop for pictures.))
#Final Fantasy xiv#Talion Graves#Hyur#Highlander#He's not just a snack#He's the whole damn meal#and dessert
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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Some gojo doodles of after he won 🥰 (now with color!!)
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#megumi fushiguro#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#my art uwu#he was too cute and squishy i had to colour these doodles#i mean just look at him snacking 🥺🩷
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#I might be a sloop shipper but that does not mean I wish them any good#unrelated but#I just got to my first round against king#right before the fight#when they are having snack time#Sif’s sprite thé he sees Malanga fritters????#THOSE ARE SO CUTE????#HELLO?????#he’s so cute I’m sobbing#okay I’m done rambling m#my art#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isat loop#isat isafrin#isat sifloop#yes I’m this tagging sifloop#leave me be
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four guys, after school
#my honest attempt at an environment design#context: theyre telling ‘yo mama’ jokes but replacing ‘mama’ with cartman and he’s getting all pissy about it#otw to play basketball they stopped to get snacks#the video replay of this drawing is soooo long its just me struggling in enviromental design for 22 hours#south park#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#digital art#illustration#art
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Jade as a Pomeranian... who Azul hates bringing on business trips...
#twisted wonderland#twst#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#octavinelle#the plot twist is that Floyd actually behaves#he just demands all the free inflight snacks#Jade meanwhile goes rabid to embarrass Azul in first class#my art
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Jason Todd loves casual intimacy, not that he’d really ask for it. You are always welcome in his space and it thrills him when you accept that like it’s always been yours. He likes it when you lean into his side, rest your head on his shoulder, press kisses to his temples. He likes it when you curl your fingers into his hair absentmindedly or seat yourself in his lap like you belong there. He likes how unapologetically you’ll drape yourself over him, sometimes just for the sake of touching and sometimes just to grab something he’s in the way of. Little touches to his neck, shoulders, back. He likes seeing you in his stolen clothes, and the extra toothbrush in his bathroom. The first time he hears you refer to him as ‘yours’ he has to consciously start breathing again. Mine, my boyfriend, my partner, my husband.
Jason likes to come up behind you, sling his arms around your waist and press a kiss to your hair before resting his chin on your head. He likes knowing which shampoo to buy for you for the apartment without having to think about it. He likes it when he curls an arm around your shoulder and your hand reflexively reaches up to link your fingers. He’ll reach for your hand first but you’ll always reach back. He likes carrying you when your heels hurt too much and telling you all the ways you look gorgeous in your going out clothes. He likes knowing what your sleepy face looks like and how it feels to kiss the sleep out of your eyelids. He likes knowing the weight of you in his arms and the warmth of your palm when it cups his cheek.
Jason Todd loves the casual intimacy of your two lives tangled together.
#he just wants to be seen and known and loved#jason todd x you#jason todd x reader#jason todd imagine#jason todd headcanon#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd x y/n#red hood x you#red hood x reader#jason todd fic#jason todd#sunnie writes 🌻#snack fic
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A friend of mine sent me your latest post and I couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly Vasco would fit into the role of a coat of arms supporter. It got to the point that I just sat down and made a mock-up of the idea; turns out actually, both of them do a great job at it, together. Literally made this account to share the discovery (Extra funny points for them fitting the original colour scheme)
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#I was having a late night snack and almost inhaled my pizza when I received this#glorious#Vasco is excited to be there he's taking his new coat of arms supporter role very seriously#hey stop fiddling with the mantle Machete leave it be#I had to look this up but this is apparently the royal coat of arms of united kingdom#and in the original the characters are a lion and an unicorn#which fits these two oddly well#I love the fig leaf censorship very classy very tasteful#thank you for going through the trouble of making an account just to send me this it's priceless#gift art#peaceofbreadcake#Vasco#Machete#own characters#teamwork ✨#the weird thing is how it almost works#if you didn't look closely enough you might not notice that the heraldic beasts are naked dog men
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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wade wilson body worship. can anyone hear me
#he makes one too many self deprecating jokes about the way he looks and Logan is like ‘alright enough of that’#drops everything and TAKES HIS TIME showing that silly little shit just how hot Logan thinks he is#of course Wade would just keep cracking jokes - trying to deflect#because Logan is being so gentle with him and looking at him Like That and holy fuck it’s making him feel way too much#and Logan is eventually like ‘hey. just shut the fuck up and pay attention’#bc he is notttt letting Wade go until he gets it through his thick skull that Logan genuinely finds him desirable#idk#i can’t stop thinking about it#i just think he deserves to be taken care of and told he’s a whole goddamn snack#because HE IS#poolverine#wade wilson#deadclaws
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Fuck every other question about John Gaius, none of that matters. Do you think he actually only ate peanuts discreetly, the once?
John Gaius is a dirty liar who lies. That was just the only time he was caught.
#d-jevil#HE'S ALWAYS MUNCHIN ON SNACKS WHNE MERCY ISN'T AROUND#and leaving slightly oily thumbprints on flimsies#highly classified intelligence shit with the emperor's stained print on it#he made sure the houses reinvented m&ms just so he could put them in vending machines. to me#ask#tlt#ejg
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i adore Maruki as a character because he's simultaneously the most relatable depressing character that will make you cry with empathy, and the goofiest wettest cat loser in the game like what do you mean youre a licensed therapist and your first response to trauma is to brainwash a girl, project ur relationship issues onto a 17 yr old boy, and then rule the world in a golden leotard? bro went from 0 to 100 so fast??? anyway he's like 30% of the reason why p5r works as well as it does
#maruki is so essential to why p5r works and im so serious about that#i should do a post one day just deep diving into what makes him the best antagonist. like narratively and thematically#maruki 10000% projected his life story onto joker#he called joker the light guiding his research and then his treasure is a torch?#he discussed his trauma at not being able to save rumi right before tempting joker to save akechi?#guys i think the therapist needs therapy#also he's so funny#remember when he sprinkled salt trying to act cool and then it blew in everyone's faces and stung a bunch of students#i love reading fics w him because its a toss-up#some of them call him out for being an insane world-dominating manipulator (valid)#and in some of them hes like the phantom thieves' weird neighbor that they invite sometimes bc he brings nice snacks (also valid)#i love it guys maruki the gift that keeps giving#persona 5#my post#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#maruki takuto#takuto maruki#shuake#phantom thieves#akira kurusu#sumire yoshizawa#p5r maruki
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I hope Aziraphale is doing okay up in Heaven
Cause today I got really grumpy/overwhelmed, all because I forgot to eat
Poor Aziraphale has been in Heaven for how long now? He's probably hangry up there!
#he needs a snack#and I'm not talking about Crowley#hangry#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#crowley x aziraphale#supreme archangel aziraphale#good omens season 3#good omens heaven#aziraphale is just enough of a bastard#absolutely scrumptious#bamf aziraphale#david tennant and michael sheen#michael sheen
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MORE amethios
#amethio#anipoke#pokemon horizons#fanart#idk i just want to see him being nice and sharing food is simple but wholesome#liko doesn have her backpack and ame usually travels light so maybe he has a hidden snack pack somewhere in that fluffy coat of his#as you can see im patiently waiting for friday :)
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Echo during his time with the 501st: doing body shots, dancing on tables, blowing things up in the barracks with Fives, creating chaos with Fives, doing keg stands, complaining about them leaving the club “too early” even though it’s four in the morning, being the reason that new rules were added to the reg manuals, generally being an absolute terror
Echo during most of his time with the Bad Batch: tucking kids in, telling bedtime stories, always carrying healthy snacks, in bed by nine, putting people in time-out, telling “kids” to behave, tending to sick “kids”, being the only one to put their foot down and shut down any shenanigans, generally being a mom and an absolute angel (of course this is when he isn’t being the absolute badass that he is and always had been since let’s not forget that he’s an ARC Trooper)
#echo has the energy of a mom who was a former sorority party girl who is now in bed by nine and only prepares organic snacks for her kiddos#I regularly imagine him watching one of his siblings (Crosshair most likely) being absolutely irritable and hangry#and just wordlessly pulling out an array of snacks and handing one to them#he probably tucks omega in at night and tells her fun stories about his past#he’s the mom but he’s also a cool and badass mom don’t forget that he’s an ARC trooper#the rest of the batch probably look up to and admire him so much and think he’s SO COOL#his lore goes crazy and he’ll drop it in the middle of dinner and continue on as if he didn’t just ROCK the batch’s world#nothing can change my mind#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#arc trooper echo#tbb echo
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