wandering-white-dwarf

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🅰️ - @ariadosanon

🅰️🅰️ - @swellowmypride

//For Nictoria:

“If you just got started on your job recently, welcome to Hoenn! Hope you like the nature here, it’s really something to behold. I mean that with nothing but love, it can be absolutely wonderful. For starters, you can check out the caves when you feel like being a troll!”

//For Byrd:

“I don’t want to dislike you. The Flying type is great, and we both recognize the same Guardian… wait, no. That point means nothing. You called one of my people a heathen.”

“Since I’m a Draconid who wears her heritage on her sleeve, I’m sure you don’t want anything to do with me. If that’s that case, then please, follow your heart.”

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Witness the fearsome Hydreigon! … currently too busy arguing with its own heads to pay any heed to us.

im so annoying how do you all deal with me

youre so cool chat i love you guysss

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I’m carving my initials into the cement (post) here before it solidifies and everyone sees it.

going to do something gay

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This... can't... be...

Well, that's it, Tabitha's dead. We must hold a decent funeral in his honor. Not, like, super fancy but not overly drab either. The sort of thing that's, like, bare minimum effort.

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@pandorias-box

”Huh? Whoa! I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone from another planet before! You say you’re here to learn more about us, right? Lucky for you, as someone whose job involved memorizing Draconid and Hoennian history, I’m just the gal to talk to! But I’m also really curious about your people, so we can make this a mutual exchange of information, right?”

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Without the context of this being a social media site, that message would be massively alarming.

why is the leader of team plasma following me im scared

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”Looking up at the night sky, the swirling set of infinite stars and worlds… wouldn’t it be great to dance among them without a care for all the struggles of Earth? At least, that’s what I imagined myself doing, ever since I was a little girl.”

*You recieved a Moon Stone!*

“I myself have no use for this stone and it obviously can’t compare to the real thing, but I think it does capture a little bit of the beauty of space.”

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//Ask game because Rosie is, despite everything, still a pokemon npc, so

Press 🅰️ to talk to people! Everyone in the world of pokémon has good advice and fun things to tell you!

// basically, send 🅰️ or "A" to the blog to here the default NPC dialogue

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Dumbasses really go out to walk their poochyena in the depth of the inky black night and don't expect at least one unusual presence ? Unbelievable

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Negative experience… damn, so I guess the break-in happened in your Earth too. Yeah, in my world the Space Center was broken into by one of those organizations the employees there suspected you of belonging to — since it looks like your Earth followed a similar pattern it’s no wonder the scientists would be on edge. Sorry about that. What information are you trying to get, I think I could help somewhat.

They thought I was a member of a malevolent organization solely because of my uniform and my keen interest in their operations. I suppose they have had negative experience regarding such groups in the past, so their caution is warranted.

Still, I cannot help but feel like they were glaring at me in some way. Whether it be confusion or unease, I cannot tell…

It seems that any chances on getting information from the scientists here is unattainable. How unfortunate.

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Did they let you onto the second floor? That’s where most of the scientists work in my version of the place.

The Mossdeep Space Center is quite intriguing despite the fact that I am unfamiliar with the missions they have conducted. This facility seems to be similar to the Hokulani Observatory, but is distinctly lacking a planetarium and telescope.

If I had the authorization to ask of the nature of their previous missions, I would, but unfortunately that is something I do not possess. I highly doubt they would even answer such things anyways.

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As a non-ex-Magma member, I want to shake the Beedril nest juuust a little, so! Here goes.

*ahem*

How fake “unhinged Hoennian enjoyers” look when they see a music note typed out on a post:

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Is Hoenn really that bad on a human timescale? I know we’re exposed to knowledge of 20 decillion different near-cataclysms through this website, but for each Hoenn there’s usually just one or two? Or is your Hoenn just really unlucky?

How do Absol survive living in Hoenn? That's like if I lived in a city full time.

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I like (not really) how literally everyone is clowning on you for not understanding what it means to be a Gym Leader or whatever when you specifically acknowledge at the beginning of the post that you can’t be a gym leader for that very reason! Baffling.

For what it’s worth I get what you mean. I don’t like going easy on opponents because I also don’t like it when my opponent goes easy on me. When I was starting out with just a Bagon I didn’t go up to the veteran dragon trainers because either I’ll get curbstomped or get upset since I’d feel babied — I chose different opponents, around my own skill level! For everyone who’s talking about how you need to learn how to hold back, that’s also something you also have to learn how to do sometimes.

Sure, people don’t have that luxury with Gym circuits so they should have to hold back sometimes, but you recognize this! That’s why you opened your post the way you did! Expecting every single trainer to be ultra-accomodating to Youngster Calvin or whatever just… forget imagination, their first step should be getting a clue!

I could never be a gym leader.

I can't hold back. It's practically against my core beliefs to give any battle less than our best. If I had to battle and lost and had to give someone money because We Didn't Do Our Very Best, I'd be ENRAGED.

What do you MEAN gym leaders aren't allowed to go all-out on everyone?

What do you MEAN I couldn't use my level 43 Mismagius to obliterate every kid who challenges me with a Starly?

What do you MEAN I wouldn't be allowed to let Berry wipe the floor with every pokemon team in a ten-mile radius?

We fought too hard for too long to hard to lose because "you have to give challengers a fighting chance".

Fuck 'em.

Besides. It would be insulting if they saw me battle someone with a freaking... I don't know, Rhyperior or something, and win, and then they challenge me with a Luxray and a prayer and I LOSE to that.

(I don't even like battling, but that's beside the point.)

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Don’t worry, if that thing was what I think it is, then it’s friendly.

Actually if that thing is active, I’m not sure there aren’t some other things that you actually do have to worry about. Probably not the case, though. Have a good time in Hoenn!

I am still…a bit shaken after what just happened. I do not even think I can come up with a proper explanation for it even if I tried.

It was…unnatural, but yet an undeniable force of nature brought upon by something.

If this is some attempt to get me to turn back, I fear that it is not deterring me. This storm only makes me want to keep moving forward.

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Quaza preserve me.

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I know I'm not one to talk about respect but...