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“My dear, your journey is finished. 𝘐 am a Necromancer.” (Vows and Vengeance, ep 7)
#my art#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age emmrich#emmrich volkarin#vows and vengeance#he’s so kind#and so dreamy#god thats so attractive
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Okay, you can't watch Gihun walk with that strut and not tell me he wouldn't be a terrifying frontman.
#squid game#457#inhun#ginho#001 x 456#456 x 001#seong gihun#player 456#front man#i mean seriously#i need more aus of this...#inho your man is scarier than you#hes so attractive#im so glad everyone agrees#Frontman!gihun is 👀😩#theyll be cofrontman your honor#frontman husbands#if you will
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eddie who is kind of evil when he's horny and sexually frustrated, which directly affects his mood as a dm. he makes it absolutely painful and unsatisfying to play.
dustin who has the brightest idea in the world goes to steve, eddie's boyfriend, and says "i will literally give you anything within my power if you give that asshole a blowjob before each campaign."
steve, who is in fact NOT eddie's boyfriend, is very confused but also enjoys the idea of dustin forever being in his debt, and delivers.
#shush mal#steddie#someone has for sure probably already made this post#but im making it again#steve didn't even know he was attracted to guys until he was on his knees in front a wide-eyed eddie#my steddies
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It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.
#‘ryan did it sexier and better’ okay first of all tom is 19 here and is supposed to be a child dancing around his living room#furthermore. no. I love ryan but no. hope this helps.#it’s not supposed to be sexy it’s supposed to be freeing and awkward and funny you’re just attracted to a 37 year old over a 19 year old#I’m very glad you’re all more sexually attracted to the 37 year old over the 19 year old who looks 12 but don’t lie.#911 abc#Eddie Diaz#tom cruise#risky business#911 poasting#just as an aside: if you want to grasp how long tom cruise has been a movie star—thee movie star#he already had a star on the walk of fame by the time ryan guzman was born
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atsushi with some stray kitties :3
tag yourself (only if you wanna): which cat are you? or which is your favorite? ♡ ♡ ♡ ( *´ ▽ ` *)
☆ commissions ☆
#i totally headcannon that he just attracts stray cats wherever he goes#bsd#bsd art#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bungou stray dogs atsushi#bungo stray dogs atsushi#bsd nakajima atsushi#bsd atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#atsushi my beloved#bungo stray dogs fanart#bungou stray dogs fanart#bsd fanart#cats#art#my art
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whys sanji always attracting men bruh, womanizer? no, menanizer
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#op sanji#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#sanji#one piece#onepiece#hes so shit at attracting women that he succeeds at attracting men#insane work#acesan#zosan#gay gay homosexual gay#shitpost#mission failed guys#we gotta go gay
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"stan would treat fiddleford so much better than ford, ford is so mean!" are you sure about that
#gravity falls#fiddlestan#stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#maybe not AS bad but like. have you seen his history with rships.#lazy susan. carla mccorkle. everything he does in roadside attraction.#like at least he wasn't being distracted by geometry but come on#dottypost#greatest hits
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I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me
#yall seem to ignore how V is the true monster fucker here#his entire species breeds asexually and the idea of wanting to bond with your host is so absurd to them#and also just how biologically different humans are from symbiotes#like at least Venom turns somewhat hummanoid so Eddie being attracted to him isnt entirely off#but Venom's species by itself is just a blob#im sorry but Venom being the true monster fucker in their relationship is so wildely ignored and i need people to talk about it more#(not saying Eddie isnt a monster fucker he totally is)#venom#venom symbiote#symbrock#eddie brock#tags#talking#rambling#im going to hell#asexual
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Forgive me if this doesn't make sense but
Dean understands himself. He is not drowning in internalized homophobia. He doesn't not know that he's into men. What Dean is, however, is a liar. He lies to everyone, all the time. I think this touches on the queer experience in a way we dont always see in media. We always talk about coming out and coming out scenes but what we never talk about why we come out. It's because of how difficult the lying is. But deans lied about everything, all his life. Not just about his sexuality, or things related to hunting. But he lies (directly or by ommission) about the music he likes, the clothes he likes, literally everything, just to fit into this box of what everyone expects him to be. He understands himself, you just don't have the critical thinking skills to see past his lies, you take his word at face value even though the show has told you repeatedly that dean is a liar
#anywaysss..#if i have to read one more fic where dean just can't figure out why he's attracted tp cas because he “doesn't like men” im going to lose it#dean is SO self aware#dean winchester#spn#castiel#destiel#bi dean
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Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#fnaf roxy#roxanne wolf#security breach#fnaf fanart#Guys just walk with me for a moment#MICHAEL would think Roxy is super cool#he’s a foxy liker after all so natural evolution is Roxy#BUT Roxy is an 80s rocker who drives race cars and wears sunglasses etc#it’s like right up Michael’s alley#on top of all that her personality#she’s mean a bully even but is deeply insecure#not only that but she’s actually lowkey very sweet and cares about folks#like Michael would relate to her#It’s not even he finds her attractive or anything like that it’s purely she’s badass and related to her#Michael and Cassie number 1 Roxy fans out here#Also Vanessa might not be as much of a fan#but its because she works with them all the time BAHA#THE Glamrocks are canon divas#the 80s punk kid in Michael just took hold Roxy is simply cool to em
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Bingyuan where Luo Bingge, after many fruitless attempts, finally manages to find a world where:
-The Nice Shizun (who he now knows to be Shen Yuan) is there
-Hasn't died from anything yet
-Doesn't already have a Luo Binghe
-Isn't seriously entangled with anyone else either
Enter 52 year old twice divorced silver fox Shen Yuan, who has only just recently come to terms with his homosexuality (after two marriages have imploded over various factors pertaining to it), and is fending off helpful advice from his sweet & encouraging teenage daughter (who is convinced her dad needs someone to look after him before she heads off to college).
#svsss#bingqiu#bingyuan#shen yuan#luo binghe#pidw luo binghe#bingge having a bit of a crisis because he's never been more attracted to anyone before in his life#shen yuan meanwhile still read pidw like thirty years ago#man takes one look at luo binghe and after the two minutes his weird brain needs to process the situation#is just like WAIT I have a TEENAGE DAUGHTER and immediately starts trying to shove him back into the dimensional rift he came from#luo binghe: i have come in search of my true love#shen yuan: no the fuck you have not
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
#Give it up for Ford ''I am attracted to the strange and the strange is attracted to me'' Pines everyone!#back at it again with my favourite old man yaoi crossover crack ship. I just think they'd be cute and also ridiculously doomed#Also I think Ford's handwriting would be his like 'true' font. But he prefers talking in his cipher with Gaster. idk its sweet to me#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Doctor Gaster#Stanford Pines#crossover#AU#fanart#Fan art#Gravity Falls Crossover#Undertale Crossover#GF Fanart#Gaster#w.d gaster#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#UTDR#RoyalAuthor#Ford x Gaster babyyyyy#Artists on Tumblr#My art#I hope the joke with the No. 1 [Redacted] Mug lands with even one person because it cracked me up
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Just a young, talented Watcher meeting a friendly little wisp.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#Emmrich volkarin#da manfred#if you know you know ahah#my art#I say young but he’s already an adult here pffft#starting to salt and pepper#just the idea of Manfred’s wisp following him around#when he isn’t around Johanna cos she’s off doing her own work#Emmrich being so amused to have this one wisp follow him literally everywhere in the necropolis#having to explain to Manfred things while he’s in class#teacher telling him not to attract the wisps into the classroom#so many ideas#all super adorable tbh#ahhhh I love them so much
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Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#thistle dungeon meshi#art#izutsumi#chilchuck wasnt actually mad he just wanted sleep LOL#OH YM GOOOD THISTLE IS PERFECT FOR IZUTSUMI#maybe he has the occasional weird dreams bc of thistles magic but mb his desires being eaten made it tamer.#whats with thistle and his attraction human monster hybrids (falin and izutsumi)#i think he sees her as just some random fuckass cat#the same way how thistle was not bothered by the dragon looking like a woman now. its not his business#“whats this cat doing here? erm... anyways”#thistle the perfect size too... and the beds big and he doesn't move nearly as much... heh#ik izutsumi and yaad are buddies... but i think izutsumi is still confused tk how his doll friend turned into some old man
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Dead on main au where
1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is
2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department
3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.
4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.
5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.
6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.
7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)
8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.
9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.
In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.
#i wanna say Jason’s disappointed when Danny is actually ridiculously attractive#but he’s just turned on tbh#like his ghost bf has glowing green fucking freckles#it’s adorable#and hot#very very hot#dead on main#jason todd x danny fenton#danny fenton x jason todd#dc x dp#dpxdc
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i have no freaking idea why anyone liked austin
#90210#s4 rewatch#anti-that austin guy#he's not attractive#he's dumb#he's a skeeze#and it's his fault that dixon became a drug addict
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