#he's no chopped liver
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any teenage female hero: oh no, i think i'm starting my period :(
bruce, proud girl dad, procuring a basket of menstrual products and comfort items: i've got this guys.
#GIRL DAD BRUCE#hc he'd always wanted a daughter - and he just happened to pick up a bunch of strays before cass adopted him#dick: damn we're just chopped liver#tim: you know cass is his favorite - be realistic#duke: cass is everyone's favorite#cass: :D#dc#bruce wayne#batman#cassandra cain#blackbat#batgirl#orphan
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game mechanic wise I find it kind of annoying, but incredibly endearing that emmrich indicates that the reason wisps fade away if you take too long to lead them somewhere is because you've exceeded their attention span fhdskjfas. they want to help! but they started to think about something else. and there they go. literally drifting off. not to sound like ingellvar or anything but absolutely adorable
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#rye is secretly kind of sad the lighthouse wisps seem to want to hang out around neve. what am I you guys. chopped liver :'(#at least the necropolis wisps think he's the bee's knees and swarm excitedly around him whenever he's home haha
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Poor Mike in 4x02 rehearsed his little shoulder punch script on the plane then thought that Will ignored him all day just because he bombed it by not anticipating a hug 😭.
Tried to get to him with that vomit green sock joke but it bombed too. (probably rehearsed also, probably why he asked for vomit green socks)
#rink o mania#byler#mike wheeler#byler povs#he had a day#the reveal of#i thought you were ignoring me#I thought YOU were ignoring ME#how dare you not call#how dare YOU not PICK UP#oh the miscommunication#and then of course#'what am i chopped liver?' 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE WE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T CHEAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND WILL WHY WOULD YOU#ASK ME THAT'
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Law is forever sad that Sanji won't let him vivisect him out of curiosity for his superhuman abilities... my guy cannot as much as look in general direction of a syringe; he swears on his life the next time Law even makes a step towards him with a scalpel in his hand he'll be kicked overboard the Sunny and Sanji WILL let him drown (he won't).
#law: how come chopper-ya get to treat your wound and i dont. :/#sanji: chop's the cutest thing in the whole world. ...he also cries if you don't let him tend to your wounds.#sanji: meanwhile you look like you'll steal my liver and trade it to someone for a pack of cigarettes.#lawsan#sanlaw#one piece#black leg sanji#sanji black leg
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Gosh darnit, they finally got me. I'm over here sobbing into my cat.
Can Apollo please just have one nice thing I am begging you
#apollo justice#dhurke sahdmadhi#spirit of justice#and then I guess poor Nahyuta is just chopped liver#no one even stopped to wonder how he feels about any of this#his own mother just sat back and let him get blackmailed for YEARS and she doesn't even GREET him#i'm adopting all the children in this messed up family and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me#ace attorney#aa6#spirit of justice spoilers#aa6 spoilers#ace attorney spoilers
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#p4#p4g#persona 4#persona 4 golden#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#hi its me with my souyo brain infection#in this trivial little throwaway scene we have 1. yosuke proposing that they tell scary stories 2. yosuke telling his story#3. yosuke then looking at yu for affirmation that his was fine 4. before handing it off to yu#so is everyone else in the room chopped liver or#yosuke narrating the story to the room at large BUT HE DOESNT EVEN CARE ABOUT THEIR RESPONSE. HE ONLY WANTS TO HEAR HIS PARTNER'S OPINION#if the IT hadn't realised they were dating they should have by this point im sorry#he's good with his queue
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Imagine Iceman confessing that next to Maverick, Chipper is probably the cutest of their Top Gun class, Then Maverick disagrees and says that next to Ice, Wolfman is the hottest.
Goose just sits there and wonders if they are self aware enough to notice they both have A TYPE.
#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#I bet they totally rank their classmates hotness#Goose is just wondering why he's chopped liver
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I sometimes think about Sakura and get sad. Her greatest sin was just being a female character made for the female audience but written by a man who didn't talk to a single woman or young girl about what he should include in her character.
#she's such a tragic character for reasons that aren't even her fault#kishimoto literally wrote her with the intention to make her “for the girls”#and once he realized he fucked up#he just kinda treats her like chopped liver and throws her into the background#kishimoto just talking to a woman one time would've saved her#sakura haruno
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!! DRUMINDOR SPOILERS IN TEXT AND TAGS !!
Listening to Drumnidor as a Hadrian girlie is not easy. My god they're assassinating his entire character and taking away his life purpose right in front of us! They're reducing him to a stupid comic relief character with no depth and no real influence on the people around him (to a greater degree than they ever did before) and they're taking away all his greatest achievements and attributing them to someone else to fit the plot! His main character status has been revoked and he's now apparently merely a supporting character in someone else's story. Please, everyone, a moment of silence for my blorbo 😔🙏 Rest in peace mr. Blackwater. At least they let you pull some impressive-arse sword moves, you looked really cool... but I am so sorry they did not let you be a practising hoe in this one 🥀
#riyria#drumindor spoilers#sorry everyone i am about five and a half hours into the audiobook and i just reached a conversation between hadrian and arcadius#and i want to fucking jump out a window#why is mjs doing hadrian like this???? what's even his fucking point in the story if it's gonna be like this????#literally and what is hadrian? chopped liver etc etc!!!!!#someone who is also reading the book please talk to me or help me see how i am misinterpreting this#i just want hadrian to be taken seriously and be valued and i want him to actually achieve something that is not just helping royce on his#journey to becoming a better person but yeah i guess he can't even have that - the one thing they kind of let him have in the other books#i am literally becoming a worse person as i listen lol#And listening to Drumindor as a Hadrian/Royce shipper is even harder!#lol#I'm sorry everyone#I can't even make any jokes about this point you'll just have to read the book yourself and find out.#i want to adopt hadrian out of that story my god i swear there is someone who cares about you and values you#crossing my fingers that the remaining 14 hours of this book is different 🤪🤡#(at least gwen is nice to hadrian and i love that we get to see them bond/see more of their friendship#it's so jarring though bc she actually treats him as an adult#and not as an idiot)#like am i losing my mind???#was it always like this????#was it different because there were other characters around to interact with???#i want to cry because i am so frustrated lol#as i reread my tags i must say it could also be that i am projecting my struggles onto him LOL#because my life is really bad rn in a suspiciously similar manner ...#either i'm a hadrian fan bc he's just like me fr or oh god i'm literally just misinterpreting everything and its not that deep#but i want him to also get the opportunity to be that deep :( ok enough tags now sorry everyone so sorry everyone#fellow hadrian fans what do we think#enter the hivemind (the replies to this post or my inbox/messages) and let me know#and royce fans what do you think about royce in this book?
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this is mental illness.
#i agree that mbb’s parents are weird when it comes to her image but i doubt the whole marriage is forced#and i also doubt jake is awful and possessive lmao he may not have his own money but his dad is worth a LOT more than millie#so marrying ~up doesn’t work in that case. that’d be millie marrying up but she’s not#and yeah the PR is excessive but that’s the brown family. greedy fuckers. not sure about the bongivios bc idk them well enough#but also. maybe it’s what millie wants? maybe? remember when emma watson cut her hair after she wrapped the final HP film? it’s like that#but on an extreme level. millie is transitioning into adulthood and she wants to shed her 11 image even though she loves the character#but she is ready to move on. pls give her some credit. this isn’t another britney situation (and i rly hope it’s not) but c’mon#also ofc noah is the chopped liver. he was there for her 18th and possibly will attend the wedding. funnily enough if anything goes wrong;#they will blame noah for being a shitty friend and enabler 🙄 and the cast were right the whole time for disliking jake. apparently#all this simping for finn is cringe btw. he is finn NOT MIKE and not even mike is like that 💀 y’all are stuck in your mlvn fantasy that you#have projected the ship onto finn and millie ffs. have a word with yourself
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Oh so suddenly we're acknowledging that Dean had friends huh
#Sam has been saying he has no friends for like a season now#s8#spn watch#and im here like#so what is Garth Charlie Cas even Meg then#chopped liver?#meg is more an awkward frenemie phase at this point but I'm counting her#oh also#BENNY#Trial and Error
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i think people need to write daniel's daughters more . for me .
#OOC.#he loves his girls okay.#he totally shows louis their pictures & brags abt their accomplishments.#he wasn't the Greatest Dad but 10/10 would do everything the same again for them to be in the world.#daniel & louis & lestat are all girldads.#( viktor looking at them from the outside in the pouring rain: what am i chopped liver??? )
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Anders' thing where he clearly does love Hawke but also clearly wouldn't be acting on it if there wasn't a transactional exchange for safety happening 🤝 Merrill's thing where she clearly does love Hawke but wouldn't be acting on it if she wasn't in "well I guess my family is going to be mad at me no matter what so fuck it" mode
#will probably be digging up the chloepost about how anders is at least partially sleeping with you so he can move in bc God#anyways. i don't think poorly of either of them for this. very interesting and imo sympathetic character motivations#but also i keep thinking that if i were hawke this would absolutely make me feel like chopped liver
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The Last Star in the Sky - Winteriron
You know, you guys give me such deep titles for this pairing. I've decided this makes it not entirely my fault when I write tearjerkers.
The Last Star in the Sky
"How long are you going to go on like this?" Steve asked, not unkindly.
Bucky didn't look at him, gruffly answering, "I told you that you didn't have to come with me."
Steve didn't rise to the bait. "You know I'm with you 'til the end of the line. I just want to know what I'm in for."
Bucky bit back his resulting anger. It wasn't Steve's fault that his best friend was a lovesick fool. "This is the last one," he said, instead of calling him stupid, or saying he'd be better off leaving at the next space port. He frowned at the map he'd been toying with for the last three days. There were no other galaxies that he could see. No where else left to look.
"...We'll find him," Steve said after a brief pause to take in all of the things he hadn't said along with what he had, promise in his tone.
"This is the last fucking solar system we can reach, Steve, and I haven't found him in the last eight years," Bucky snarled, spinning to face him, trying to goad him into a fight.
Steve reached out to grab his cheeks, staring into his eyes in a way that made him immediately lose all his hostility. "We'll find him," he repeated firmly.
Bucky couldn't help the way his eyes began to burn, trying to blink back tears. "What if he doesn't want to be found, and that's why he's never there when I look?"
"He loves you," Steve said. "And he didn't leave you because he wanted to. He left you because he had to."
"I know," Bucky muttered, dropping his eyes to the floor.
"Natasha said he cried the whole ride back to the main port," Steve continued.
"I know," Bucky repeated, adding a bit of acid to his tone as he jerked his gaze back up to his face.
Steve scowled back at him. "Then stop feeling sorry for yourself. It's embarrassing. You got to travel the galaxies to find Tony again. Tony has been stuck on his planet, ruling a people who don't respect him, so much that he was terrified they'd hunt you down and kill you to teach him a lesson when you know the only thing he ever wanted besides to stay by your side was to explore space. You've gotten to do everything he ever wanted as you searched for him, and all he's gotten to do is sit and worry that you might be dead."
Bucky dropped his gaze again. That was true. Tony had always chattered about exploring other planets, maybe extending trade treaties, but then he'd remember that his freedom had an expiration date, and he'd go quiet and grip Bucky's hand tight. He'd been afraid his people would be so intent on cutting him off from the outside world that he hadn't even told anyone the name of his planet, let alone where it was. Bucky had picked up things he thought Tony might like on his travels, but he'd known, even as he bought them, that despite any joy it might bring him, it would also make him wistful for a life he couldn't have.
And that was if Tony's people didn't kill them as soon as they found him, anyway.
#ask meme#fic title meme#winteriron#anyway all of the bad blood tony's people had was because of obadiah#once he was ousted they were like 'well that was embarrassing'#but then tony can't leave because his planet's economy was too unstable and hydra could have attacked and taken over#and as much as it hurts him tony is dedicated to his duty to his planet and his people#anyway steve and bucky land and everyone's like 'BUCKY!!!!! tony talked about you!!!!!!!!!!!' and steve's just like what am i chopped liver#but bucky's so excited to have tony back in his arms he ignores his complaining
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