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any teenage female hero: oh no, i think i'm starting my period :(
bruce, proud girl dad, procuring a basket of menstrual products and comfort items: i've got this guys.
#GIRL DAD BRUCE#hc he'd always wanted a daughter - and he just happened to pick up a bunch of strays before cass adopted him#dick: damn we're just chopped liver#tim: you know cass is his favorite - be realistic#duke: cass is everyone's favorite#cass: :D#dc#bruce wayne#batman#cassandra cain#blackbat#batgirl#orphan
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game mechanic wise I find it kind of annoying, but incredibly endearing that emmrich indicates that the reason wisps fade away if you take too long to lead them somewhere is because you've exceeded their attention span fhdskjfas. they want to help! but they started to think about something else. and there they go. literally drifting off. not to sound like ingellvar or anything but absolutely adorable
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#rye is secretly kind of sad the lighthouse wisps seem to want to hang out around neve. what am I you guys. chopped liver :'(#at least the necropolis wisps think he's the bee's knees and swarm excitedly around him whenever he's home haha
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Poor Mike in 4x02 rehearsed his little shoulder punch script on the plane then thought that Will ignored him all day just because he bombed it by not anticipating a hug 😭.
Tried to get to him with that vomit green sock joke but it bombed too. (probably rehearsed also, probably why he asked for vomit green socks)
#rink o mania#byler#mike wheeler#byler povs#he had a day#the reveal of#i thought you were ignoring me#I thought YOU were ignoring ME#how dare you not call#how dare YOU not PICK UP#oh the miscommunication#and then of course#'what am i chopped liver?' 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE WE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T CHEAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND WILL WHY WOULD YOU#ASK ME THAT'
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Law is forever sad that Sanji won't let him vivisect him out of curiosity for his superhuman abilities... my guy cannot as much as look in general direction of a syringe; he swears on his life the next time Law even makes a step towards him with a scalpel in his hand he'll be kicked overboard the Sunny and Sanji WILL let him drown (he won't).
#law: how come chopper-ya get to treat your wound and i dont. :/#sanji: chop's the cutest thing in the whole world. ...he also cries if you don't let him tend to your wounds.#sanji: meanwhile you look like you'll steal my liver and trade it to someone for a pack of cigarettes.#lawsan#sanlaw#one piece#black leg sanji#sanji black leg
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What if Elle kept in touch with JJ and she told Elle about when Garcia got shot and how Hotch lost his entire shit about it, essentially said fuck protocol, went to visit Garcia in hospital and check on how she was feeling, refused to take other cases for a week to focus on Garcia's attacker, and almost shot the guy and the other time a bunch of hitmen were after Garcia and he had an entire office room set up for her to live in, sent someone to her apartment to get her things, checked on her feelings, and had dinner with her so she wouldn't be alone.
#Elle probably: I knew she was his favorite but what am I? Chopped liver?#also Hotch has a Penelope voice#it's real soft and gentle and quiet#also he generally just lets her have whatever she wants#criminal minds#elle greenaway#aaron hotchner#penelope garcia
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Tw wegovy talk
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The fuck do you mean Maryland doesn't cover wegovy and ozempic and makes you do bariatric surgery instead. Does this include diabetes? The fuck?
#pwease mr medicaid can i take medication that's completely reversible if i stop taking it? NO YOU MUST PERMANENTLY CHOP UP YOUR STOMACH!#my gastroenterologist said under no circumstance am i to ever go under bariatric surgery bc my digestive system is already wrecked by Crohns#she gave my neuro-ophthamologist an earful when he suggested that for weightloss instead of BRAIN SURGERY for the pseudotumor#wegovy has its problems and I'm not enthused about the possibility of going on it#but it's not like i can regularly exercise with my disabilities and my diet is already severely restricted by allergies#wherein I'm dragged kicking and screaming into the diet world by my liver#liver let die#no but seriously does Medicaid in Maryland cover ozempic for diabetes that seems like a v important drug to cover for that#I'm not diabetic but I'm pissed off on their behalf#tw diet
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Gosh darnit, they finally got me. I'm over here sobbing into my cat.
Can Apollo please just have one nice thing I am begging you
#apollo justice#dhurke sahdmadhi#spirit of justice#and then I guess poor Nahyuta is just chopped liver#no one even stopped to wonder how he feels about any of this#his own mother just sat back and let him get blackmailed for YEARS and she doesn't even GREET him#i'm adopting all the children in this messed up family and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me#ace attorney#aa6#spirit of justice spoilers#aa6 spoilers#ace attorney spoilers
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Not Atom unintentionally calling his crush easy to draw aka plain face aka an insult
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#p4#p4g#persona 4#persona 4 golden#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#hi its me with my souyo brain infection#in this trivial little throwaway scene we have 1. yosuke proposing that they tell scary stories 2. yosuke telling his story#3. yosuke then looking at yu for affirmation that his was fine 4. before handing it off to yu#so is everyone else in the room chopped liver or#yosuke narrating the story to the room at large BUT HE DOESNT EVEN CARE ABOUT THEIR RESPONSE. HE ONLY WANTS TO HEAR HIS PARTNER'S OPINION#if the IT hadn't realised they were dating they should have by this point im sorry#he's good with his queue
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"i think emmrich would be good with ki-" emmrich already is good with kids and a great dad, next question.
#( ooc )#( tbd )#// what is manfred to these people#// chopped liver?#// the gall#// he has the dad voice down pat from practice#// have you seen spite when he uses it?
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!! DRUMINDOR SPOILERS IN TEXT AND TAGS !!
Listening to Drumnidor as a Hadrian girlie is not easy. My god they're assassinating his entire character and taking away his life purpose right in front of us! They're reducing him to a stupid comic relief character with no depth and no real influence on the people around him (to a greater degree than they ever did before) and they're taking away all his greatest achievements and attributing them to someone else to fit the plot! His main character status has been revoked and he's now apparently merely a supporting character in someone else's story. Please, everyone, a moment of silence for my blorbo 😔🙏 Rest in peace mr. Blackwater. At least they let you pull some impressive-arse sword moves, you looked really cool... but I am so sorry they did not let you be a practising hoe in this one 🥀
#riyria#drumindor spoilers#sorry everyone i am about five and a half hours into the audiobook and i just reached a conversation between hadrian and arcadius#and i want to fucking jump out a window#why is mjs doing hadrian like this???? what's even his fucking point in the story if it's gonna be like this????#literally and what is hadrian? chopped liver etc etc!!!!!#someone who is also reading the book please talk to me or help me see how i am misinterpreting this#i just want hadrian to be taken seriously and be valued and i want him to actually achieve something that is not just helping royce on his#journey to becoming a better person but yeah i guess he can't even have that - the one thing they kind of let him have in the other books#i am literally becoming a worse person as i listen lol#And listening to Drumindor as a Hadrian/Royce shipper is even harder!#lol#I'm sorry everyone#I can't even make any jokes about this point you'll just have to read the book yourself and find out.#i want to adopt hadrian out of that story my god i swear there is someone who cares about you and values you#crossing my fingers that the remaining 14 hours of this book is different 🤪🤡#(at least gwen is nice to hadrian and i love that we get to see them bond/see more of their friendship#it's so jarring though bc she actually treats him as an adult#and not as an idiot)#like am i losing my mind???#was it always like this????#was it different because there were other characters around to interact with???#i want to cry because i am so frustrated lol#as i reread my tags i must say it could also be that i am projecting my struggles onto him LOL#because my life is really bad rn in a suspiciously similar manner ...#either i'm a hadrian fan bc he's just like me fr or oh god i'm literally just misinterpreting everything and its not that deep#but i want him to also get the opportunity to be that deep :( ok enough tags now sorry everyone so sorry everyone#fellow hadrian fans what do we think#enter the hivemind (the replies to this post or my inbox/messages) and let me know#and royce fans what do you think about royce in this book?
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kill me
(*wobbly tearstained voice* this is father & son richard plantagenet in henry vi part 3 1983 dir jane howell btw. which is. extremely good)
#HIM. DAD!!!?!?! YOU SEE#I thought the ian holm (1965) version of richard and york's relationship was devastating. I had no idea what was coming for me#henry vi part 3#shakespeare#richard iii#he just folds into the hug so completely and without trepidation even when he thinks he's being reprimanded. is the thing#'love forswore me in my mother's womb'#WHAT WAS YOUR DAD THEN RICHARD??? CHOPPED LIVER???????#*on my knees on the bare earth rending my garments and clawing at my bloodied face*#your brothers kind of suck I will grant you but they frankly seem to love you just as much or more than they love each other lol#I'm fine. the self-fulfilling prophecy and utter desolate isolation of abject self-loathing just got in my eyes again#I suppose a lifetime of your mum going 'shame of my womb' would do that to a motherfucker but STILL#honestly nothing beats moving through henry vi parts 2 and 3 before hitting richard iii. especially in this version#when you see the desperation verging on mania of york deciding to claim the throne reflected in his son later and it's like. ah. oh.#'not like the dam or the sire' are u sure about that margaret lmao#even the way richard will eventually do his asides are direct mirrors to how his father does it in this version#the matching limp after york gets wounded by clifford. the way they clearly share a sense of humour. *sounds of agony*#never have I witnessed a york I actually rooted for so deeply as bernard hill's even WITH that worrying intensity tho#among other high points of this version: a neverending cavalcade of some of the best noses you'll ever see in your life#also an unusual but SO fucking good take on richard. laurence olivier's version is certifiably Iconic of course (for better or worse)#but he is also like. transparently a disney villain haha I believe I coined the term 'murderscamp' to describe him#lots of fun to watch but it makes everyone else look like such absolute dumbasses for not seeing him for what he is#and lots of performances to my mind go way too far into the creep factor way too quickly#with ron cook's softspoken more believeably vulnerable richard from the outset it's easier to see how he flies under the radar#he's short and slight his voice doesn't rise that much even when he's in a rage and he's the softest with their father#you see how edward and george could still categorize him as their baby brother and not take him seriously -- not realize that some things#have uh. Shifted!! under the surface! over the years! in ways they probably should have been paying attention to!#to them he's still the kid warwick carried off stage on his shoulders.#frighteningly capable in battle but still more to be protected than protected from. until... god. augh. ow.
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By Allah, you people are BORING!!
#Jace says#Saw a post from a wayward Tim stan in the JT tag#It's the usual bullshit#Jason being a hot headed brute who gets owned by Tim#Despite the fact that Tim never took Jason seriously#And Jason rly didn't know enough about Tim to care deeper rhan the surface level#Which#I know that's crazy coming the fag who is deeply unwell about what they represent to each other#But consider the following - meta analysis does not always follow authorial intent#If I were to follow authorial intent of the Bat comics#Jason would be the worst Robin Tim would he the best and Dick would be chopped liver#So no#I want JayTim to have an intense dynamic with one another#It would be delicious#And yes#I want them to fuck about it as much as they fight about it#Gotta make sure the narcs and moral police don't glom onto my posts#But that doesn't mean their dynamic is intense#Jason has more intense of a dynamic with Kyle Rayner#Someone he interacts with in one (1) arc#Anyway
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Oh so suddenly we're acknowledging that Dean had friends huh
#Sam has been saying he has no friends for like a season now#s8#spn watch#and im here like#so what is Garth Charlie Cas even Meg then#chopped liver?#meg is more an awkward frenemie phase at this point but I'm counting her#oh also#BENNY#Trial and Error
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i think people need to write daniel's daughters more . for me .
#OOC.#he loves his girls okay.#he totally shows louis their pictures & brags abt their accomplishments.#he wasn't the Greatest Dad but 10/10 would do everything the same again for them to be in the world.#daniel & louis & lestat are all girldads.#( viktor looking at them from the outside in the pouring rain: what am i chopped liver??? )
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Anders' thing where he clearly does love Hawke but also clearly wouldn't be acting on it if there wasn't a transactional exchange for safety happening 🤝 Merrill's thing where she clearly does love Hawke but wouldn't be acting on it if she wasn't in "well I guess my family is going to be mad at me no matter what so fuck it" mode
#will probably be digging up the chloepost about how anders is at least partially sleeping with you so he can move in bc God#anyways. i don't think poorly of either of them for this. very interesting and imo sympathetic character motivations#but also i keep thinking that if i were hawke this would absolutely make me feel like chopped liver
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