#he's like 300 years old

[bread-making-vikings]

Can you imagine the posting on here when trump dies though

[crunchycrystals]

this makes me want to cry

[ohitslen]

God’s #1 anti Vash the Stampede!

Just to be clear this is for my upcoming reincarnation fic 🫡

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Arlecchino, looking at this dumbass 20 year old who's a good person at heart and extremely talented at fighting: *Don't adopt him don't adopt him don't adopt him-*

[elvisqueso]

"...Will you go home?" — "Well, it's not like I have much of a home to go back to. I've never really...belonged anywhere."

Pocahontas (1995)

[aroaceleovaldez]

yknow, given Nico’s old special interest in pirates, my new headcanon is that his initial plan after impulsively running away in TTC and becoming a rogue was that he decided he was just gonna become a pirate. cause he was 10 and just learned his other special interest (Mythology/Mythomagic, specifically Greco-Roman mythology) is real so it’s probably a logical leap for him to assume pirates like that are still a thing.

Which immediately makes a significantly more hilarious dynamic between him and Minos because suddenly it turns into Minos trying to manipulate this son of Hades into helping revive him but to do so he has to wrangle this 11 year old into stopping trying to run off and become a pirate, and instead convince him to live in some lame underground tunnel system. Just imagine for the first few months of Nico living on his own/training with Minos, every couple of days Nico goes “-AND NOW I WILL BECOME A PIRATE” and Minos has to steer him back into the Labyrinth.

[cybrrspidrr]

Cant wait for tmagp season 2 when they get another case about the institutes founder doing something absolutely insane again and they FINALLY look into him after not talking about him at all

[kinokoshoujoart]

please pray for my husband Rock, the first and only SOS character to experience rapid twink death and age faster than his extremely very biological parents

based on this meme

[fisheito]

i wanted to see altaria rei then i started goofin around

[fanby-fckry]

Wait… Wait hold on a sec.

Stolas is in his 30’s. Octavia is 17. The absolute oldest that Stolas could’ve been when she was born was 22.

It’s possible – even likely – that Stolas was a teen dad.

I knew he and Stella probably married young due to it being an arranged marriage, but holy shit, did Paimon just marry these two off as soon as they turned 18 – or maybe before then? – and tell them to start trying for an owlet ASAP?

I mean, his age is measured in “Hell years” according to the wiki, and I don’t have an exact frame of reference for how Hell years and Goetia ages compare to Earth years and human ages but still… Poor bird’s life is slightly more fucked up than I thought.

Also I know Charlie ages at about 1/10 the rate of a human, but I don’t think that applies to Stolas. We know that Blitzo was Stolas’s childhood friend and is now also in his 30’s – I think? – so we can assume imps and goetia age at a similar rate.

And I’ll be damned if Blitzo is chronologically older than Charlie.

[lunaticpsyker08]

fried rice after much procrastination ... this man has no art, and i need it. for the Add lore.

here are some scribble refs i'm providing, i simplified his design down so much. Oh- did i mention he has a cool tongue?

[natequarter]

do you think romana stole the record for youngest ever president of gallifrey directly from the doctor

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

Okay I just read Zayne's "Still in Dark" anecdote, and now I'm crying and also my jaW IS ON THE GROUND, WHAT IN THE FUC-

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enjoy the tags, I just needed to vent....

And I'm scared 🤣

[razzle-zazzle]

what's your raised by serpentine au about again?

Okay okay so. First off if you go through the tag for this AU some of the older posts are no longer super accurate because I changed things around since then (Cole is no longer the only human still alive in the tomb when Pythor breaks the seal is one of the biggest). And also I think there's a lot of stuff I came up with and then just. Never talked about. So this ask is incredibly serendipitous LMAO

Anyway. In RBS, the first major change is a timeline one—the Serpentine War that saw the Serpentine sealed into tombs occurred about 250 years pre-canon, not 40. This is mostly because it makes the whole "they've been gone so long that most people think the Serpentine are a myth" thing that was going on in Rise of the Snakes still a thing, and also because... why not? Wu and Garmadon would have still been around to commit war crimes, and it's not like there aren't ways for Chen to live to be nearly 300 years old.

The next major change is a bit more based in canon; remember how, in the flashbacks to the war in Tournament of Elements, when Garmadon was describing how Chen managed to turn members of the elemental alliance against the others, the one shown attacking the alliance was a Master of Earth? I do. I constantly think about that fact, if I'm being honest. Though, of course, the timeline being what it is, in RBS that Earth Master isn't Lily's father but rather a great great grandfather. Regardless, they turned against the alliance thanks to Chen's manipulations, so when the war ended and it was decided that sealing the Serpentine into sunless tombs against their will and regardless of whether they were soldier or civilian was a good idea (it was not), that Earth Master and a whole bunch of other humans were sealed into the Constrictai Tomb. So there's been a whole community of humans and Constrictai in there for two and a half centuries, with the Master of Earth among them the entire time.

You can probably guess where I'm going with this. But yeah, Lily, Lou, and Skalidor were in a sort of polycule (it was more qp on Skal's end but like. you get it). So when Lou and Lily both die via cave-in and sickness respectively, Cole ends up largely in Skalidor's care. Hence the title of the whole AU :]

tl;dr past master of earth was sealed into the constrictai's tomb and so cole never saw the sky until pythor rolled up to crack that tomb open

[rayroseu-reblogs]

in my beautiful mind, i always imagine Meleanor and Dawn have the same height KDJKAKS

[tennessoui]

In the old guard au, who are the other immortals? Is it the Jedi Council? The Disaster and Shatterpoint lineages? Yoda’s just been around since the beginning of humanity, but he was already older when he became immortal and now he just leans into it. And maybe for a long time it was just, like, him and Dooku until the young'uns started showing up?

Hm I’m gonna say it’s mace, aayla, dooku (currently not traveling with them, may be evil now no one’s checked in a while), obi-wan, and Ahsoka. Now anakin.

Qui-Gon very recently died his last death. Absolutely devastating for obi-wan and dooku, neither are over it. Yoda passed a hundred or so years ago peacefully. He just started aging one day. Meanwhile qui-gon was hit in a fight and stayed down so it was all very sudden. Dooku left them soon after. Obi-Wan really thought about it, so Ahsoka worked with mace to get them a nice easy undercover mission where obi-wan could grieve and talk to god for a bit while the others did more useful things. He falls in love with anakin instead.