#he's just DUMB your honor

[separatist-apologist]

You call yourself a one trick pony but nonetheless a trick is still a trick — which is a treat for all of us. 🥰 have a good morning!!

You'll get the first part of it tomorrow and tragedy is some of my best sass is in chapter two

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[sneaky-eel]

This is a slight continuation of this post.

Leonardo: Ezio my friend! Hello! I see congratulations are in order.

Ezio: What? For what?

Leonard: For you and Desmond finally getting together. I had to admit I was being to think it would never happen.

Ezio: Desmond and I are just friends. Like you and I.

Leonardo: Ezio, I just saw you two kissing goodbye.

Ezio: Desmond is just a friendly guy, Leo. I'm sure he does that to all his friends.

Leonardo: He... kisses his friends on the mouth?

Ezio: Probably.

Leonardo: With tongue?

Ezio: *shrugs*

Leonardo:...

Leonardo: He and I need to become better friends.

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Or

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Leonardo: Oh! Hello, Desmond. I didn't expect you to be here so late is everything alri-

Desmond: I kissed Ezio!!!

Leonardo: Really?! That's wonderful! What happened next?

Desmond: I ran away.

Leonardo: What.

Desmond with his head in his hands as he groans: I ran away.

Leonardo sighing: I'll get the wine.

[jadewritesficshere]

Oblivious

Eddie Munson x Reader

Synopsis: You think of all the times you flirt with Eddie and he doesn't realize.

You couldn't believe it. You wanted to bang your head against a wall. Either Eddie Munson wasn't into you or was a certified idiot. You knew it had taken him three times to graduate, but you never really thought about it as some people don't do well in a classroom setting. You believed that to be the case for Eddie. He could create intricate campaigns for DND as well as explaining chord progessions and why they sounded good. He was insanely smart at things, he just had difficulty focusing sometimes. And yet, you started to feel like you were losing brain cells around him.

You liked Eddie Munson. You thought Eddie would have picked up on the fact since you flirted with him a lot. And yet, he never seemed to notice. It was ridiculous.

You had trailed your hand up his arm. He didn't flinch and just smiled at you. You said he could play a bard as his next character, since he was so charismatic and cute. Eddie had thanked you and said being cute wasnt a requirement, but he was the DM and would be running the campaign.

You had tried leaning in when talking to him. Eddie didn't seem to notice, continuing to talk and move about so often he moved away from you unintentionally. You complimented how he smelled once. He said it was just weed and if you liked it he could give you some (it was absolutely not just weed).

You tried to bat your eyes at him in a flirtatious manner. He asked if you had something in your eye. You tried that seductive lip bite thing you've read about in books. He asked if you were constipated. You had tried the good old yawn and put your arm around them technique. Twice. The first time, Eddie had playfully bit your wrist. The second time, he licked you. You wanted his tongue on you, but not in that way. Of course, both times you went to remove your arm he had grabbed your hand and pulled it closer. But nothing had changed after, it was like it never happened.

So you took to older techniques of flirting. You dropped something so he would pick it up. Eddie just joked that you were clumsy, which annoyed you so much you didn't even flirt further (regardless of how true or untrue the statement was). You made sure your ankles were exposed. He didn't even notice. You weren't sure what you expected with that one. You could try to faint, but weren't sure if Eddie would catch you or not.

You dropped compliments all the time while Eddie brushed them off. You bought him a new ring to wear. He claimed it was metal and would fit right in with the rest. Eddie had put it on then gave you one he wore and said, "Now we're even." You had went home and screamed into a pillow. You also kept his ring on a chain and wore it half the time. Eddie had simply smiled and gave you two thumbs up.

The most recent thing was when you had held your hand up against his. Eddie's hands were slightly bigger than yours. You had mentioned how big they were and hinted at what else was big. Eddie had given you a wink and wiggled his eyebrows. He then went back to explaining the newest campaign. You interlocked his hand with yours and said it fit well. Eddie had simply smiled and said thanks. Thanks!

No. Nope. You were pissed. You hadn't wanted to just flat out say it but enough was enough. You liked Eddie Munson and he was going to hear it once and for all.

You stormed into the Munson trailer without knocking. Eddie looked up from where he was sitting eating chips on the couch. Before he could chastise you for entering you snapped," What the hell is wrong with you?" Eddie's eyes narrowed, "The fuck? You storm into my house and-" "Shut up!"

Eddie's jaw clenches and you glare at him. "No, seriously Eddie, what the hell? I've been flirting with you for months and you don't even react?" Eddie's mouth drops open. He blinks a few times as you continue," I've tried every known thing in the book, but you don't even think twice!"

"You were flirting with me?" Eddie asks quietly. You huff and flop onto the couch next to him," Apparently not well if you couldn't tell." You cross your arms and pout. Eddie clears his throat," I mean I thought you were flirting but...just didn't believe you meant it. Not with me at least." You look at Eddie who is blushing. "Why would I flirt with you if I didn't mean it?" You frown slightly. "Practice? Wouldn't be the first time. Ya know, flirt with the freak." Eddie cleared his throat and your heart sank.

"I uh liked it though," Eddie turns to look at you, "the flirting." You inhale and exhale slowly looking at him. "You just have to be clear. Communicate to me. I overthink things and convince myself I am overanalyzing. That's why I'm a good DM, I think of like every scenario and what could happen. I explained the uh flirting away. Just thought you were being friendly or felt comfortable." Eddie shrugs slightly. "Okay. Then let me be clear. I like you Eddie Munson. Not just as a friend. I want you to be my boyfriend."

Eddie's smile slowly spreads across his face. Eyes lighting up and twinkling with joy," And I like you. And I would love to be your boyfriend." "Good." You nod. Eddie reaches out and interlocks his fingers with yours," Good." You both sit in silence for a moment. "So are you gonna kiss me or-" "yup, yes, yeah absolutely."

[panicky-pansexual]

My second favorite Gresley

[pensymbols]

"yuichi is so stupid" ofc hes dumb he idolizies miyamoto usagi who is equally as stupid and equally cannot keep his nose out of peoples businesses

[lightbulb-warning]

Ok ok my niece recently got those light up shoes and i remembered the tags on that led kokichi fit and i find it funny that he had to jump up and down then pose when he could have just. Stomped his feet on the ground. for the same effect. What does the gremlin have to say about THAT (pointing Shuichi/phoenix wright pose)

hold it!! my client cannot hear you as he is busy being extra about it!! he is ENVELOPED in his dramatic flair!!! he boing boing

[doctor-cunt-phd]

Watching the light again for daniel angst purposes and GOD they make me sick!!! The scene with Daniel and Jack on the balcony always makes me see in triple vision. Its the "If anyone can save her, Jack can" in Fire and Water and the "You don't wanna shoot me" in Need and "Whatever's wrong, we'll fix it" "you dont even know what I'm talking about" "No, I don't but- Come inside" "...Jack?" In The Light. Do you get what I'm saying. Daniel trusts him and thats the only thing that matters!! The only thing that breaks him from his reverie! The only truth that gets through his drug addled mind Twice!

[shima-draws]

I went to the bookstore on a whim today and got the last volume of Girls’ Ops bc I saw they had it and. Look at my BOY,

HE’S SO!!! BABY!!!!!

I LOVE how this artist draws him I mean 😭

He is Everything to me,

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

this isnt the account for this i KNOW but jjk just ended and it was the worst thing ive ever read oh my daysssss

[safert0fu]

dottir and dottir-in-law. modern au edition.

[awesomesauce-n-sassypants]

Yoooo the face Din makes when the guy yells “WHAT’S YOUR NAME, OFficer??” Straight up :3 

Head empty, helmet off. 

like, no wonder we all are all over him. Dude’s dreamy, deadly, drowning, and dumb af. What more could we be asking for?

[janitorialevil]

Metal hinges slowly open behind him. A slot labeled "FOOD" hangs open, attached to an unlit glass containment chamber in the room with him. Whatever is inside the pitch black box has a human voice, deep and at ease. "C'mere."

The high pitch scream that comes out of him is less fitting of a 6'4" man, and would have been more appropriate on a silver screen final girl. Despite that and the hand over his heart, he's still alive, yeah he checks he's alive. "Dude what the fuck man!" He sounds almost exasperated because he believes that this is just a prank by his coworkers. He squats down and prods at the little slot with the handle of his broom.

"Where did you even find this thing!"

[overnightheartbeats]

♡ - Aaron :))

send me a ♡ for my muse asking yours to be their valentine // @cursivebloodlines

His plans for Valentine's Day were quickly being met with his own doubts. It seemed Aaron had seen it all - grand gestures filled the filming set all day. He watched as couriers filed in to drop off extravagant bouquets, stuffed animals, and the occasional jewelry box. Suddenly, the dozen roses and box of chocolates he ordered didn't seem like enough for her. Now, they both knew that he was rusty at this. When he was ordering, the gift made sense. It wasn't the only thing he had planned for the day. He had already made dinner plans for them and had been looking forward to it for weeks. The mid-day gift was a reminder, a 'be my valentine? Can't wait to see you later' Aaron was just less sure of the delivery portion, he hoped she didn't feel embarrassed by the gesture.

He received confirmation it was delivered, and he wanted to call, but the day just got away from him. The day was too quiet, and by the time he was rehearsing the last scene, he began wondering if he didn't hear from her because the gift just...sucked. It'd be a fair response. Aaron practically sped off the lot the moment he was cleared to leave. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but he needed to know. What did she think? Loved it? Hated it? He'll take any response over radio silence. Aaron went through the routine of greeting everyone at the front before speed walking past them to Lydia's office, of course no one was surprised he was here. He practically burst through the door, "so?!" the breathy word left his lips. "Okay, lay...it on me...just tell me what you thought, I can't take the silence anymore. Was that the wrong way to ask you to be my valentine? I just...I thought that I'd send a reminder that I miss you, and I'm thinking of you...but I get it. Chocolates and flowers are kind of a cliché." Catching his breath was a bit of a mission, but once he had it. He could only follow up with a question. "We're still on for dinner though, right?"

[bottomvalerius]

Sam: I never want a family. I’m a lone wolf. Totally detached. Me and kids ??? Never.

also Sam: *has created his own queer kinky family where he picks up strays off the street to house and love* *will drop everything to help raise Damien because uh duh he knows how to raise kids—it’s not like he enjoys it or anything (he does) *if prompted by the right person, will literally have an actual child with someone and start a literal family with them LMFAOOO*

[mollysails]

still losing my shit at the way rooster bonked his head against the glass, no hesitation, when he realised that maverick was planning on taking off from the taxi way