#he's jealous

[ameliathornromance]

"I don't know if this is a good idea." Your Orc Boyfriend told you.

"This place is fine!" You smiled at him. Gripped onto his hand, you pointed to the door of the Inn. "I already told you that they're welcoming to everyone. You'll be fine."

All around you, people stalk by, heads shrouded in cloak hoods and clutched tightly around their necks to stop the downpour of rain.

Your Orc Boyfriend grumbled as a gust of wind sent a chill down both of your spines. He looked over his shoulder, pulling the poorly fitting hood further over his face. He sighed. "Okay, let's get out of the cold then."

Beaming, you pushed open the Inn door. The two of you entered and were instantly hit with warmth. Chatter drowned out the bard who played at the very end of the tavern. But no one spared a glance at the two of you, even as your Orc Boyfriend pulled down his hood.

"Right, let's see if we can get something to eat." You mumbled. You pulled him away from the door, desperate to get further away from the cold draft that had followed you inside.

"(Y/N)? No, that's not you,"

Whipping your head around at the mention of your name, you couldn't stop your grin. "Boor? Is that you?"

"Boor?" Your Orc Boyfriend questioned, but there was no time to give an answer.

A human man, twice the size of a regular man, pushed his way through a crowd of Goblins to you. "It's been so long my friend!" He grabbed you and lifted you off the floor.

You let go of your Orc Boyfriend's hand and wrapped your arms around Boor.

Once you were let go, your boyfriend instantly pulled you into a protective grip. Hunching over you and crossing an arm over your chest protectively, your Orc Boyfriend shot a glower at the man.

Boor didn't even glance at your boyfriend, instead bending down to you, "are you well my friend?"

Sensing the tension from your partner, you placed your hand on his forearm and squeezed. "I'm good... Boor, I'd like you to meet my partner: (O/N)."

Boor finally acknowledged your boyfriend and gave him a toothy grin. "An Orc?! Amazing! I haven't seen any of you for a few years! I hope you and your kind are keeping well!"

Your Orc Boyfriend seemingly relaxed at his recognition and grunted in return. "We are well."

"Come, allow me to buy you drinks, we must catch up!"

"Actually," Your Orc cut off. "We should get a room."

"(O/N)'s right, sorry Boor." You smiled apologetically. "Maybe later, we're both freezing from travelling."

"Ah, if you must." Boor sighed, "I will see you later my friends!"

When you and your partner had been settled in a room, you both collapsed onto the bed. A fire crackled in the corner of the room, punctuating the silence.

"Who is this 'Boor' man?" Your Orc Boyfriend asked.

"Boor's a good friend of mine." You explained, "he's part man, part giant. Super friendly and kind, but not very good at reading other people." You snorted, "one time, we nearly got caught in a Drider's web because Boor said he promised to feed us. Little did we know, he was actually trying to fatten us up to eat."

"Sounds like a shit travelling companion." Your partner grumbled.

"He meant well." You rolled your eyes and smiled. Both of you returned to silence for a moment. "...Were you jealous?"

"No." Your Orc Boyfriend said too quickly. He rolled over, back facing towards you.

You could barely suppress a grin from coming over you. "You have nothing to be jealous of, I only have eyes for you." Placing a hand on his bicep, you leaned your head against the square of his back.

"..." Your partner didn't respond for a moment. Then he rolled over and scooped you up in his arms and squeezed you tightly. "Good. If it weren't for the Inn full of people, I would have beat him to death for even touching you."

You rolled your eyes and squeezed him tightly. "I'm glad you didn't. Otherwise we'd be camping outside again and I don't think that you would want to do that."

"It would be worth it if it meant protecting my partner."

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[hot-coco]

I'd like to imagine that after his head injury, everytime Rocky sees Wick he'll just have this weird unfocused stare

My idea poorly illustrated

[themadzarka]

Trick or treat?

Flowey fan mutuals will most probably receive Flowey treats, lmaoooo.

These are old but again, still pretty good.

[wendigoruble]

Hello! I know I’ve already put in a request but how do you think Franco would react if he was put in any situation with an actual baby? I personally don’t think he’d do anything too bad but I imagine they’d just babble something and he’d tell them to stfu

Baby Baby

[This is begging to be a blurb]

Franco can't even remember how he ended up in this position. It's strange. Sitting in his dad's office next to a baby on the chair beside him. He peers over into the carrier, and the little thing stares back at him with big bright eyes. He sneers and looks away with his arms crossed.

"Can't believe he called you cute... Can't fucking believe that. You didn't even have to do anything."

Silence.

"Well, I don't care if he's off with your ma, you ain't no brother of mine."

Again, silence. He shifts uncomfortably in his chair, unsure of what to say further. He doesn't know how to interact with children to begin with, let alone babies. If his dad really takes his broad, he just knows he's somehow gonna be stuck with its care. The thought makes his lower lip go stiff, and against his will, he has tears welling up in his eyes. His dad had called this baby cute. Cute. Even smiled when he said it.

"Baahhba-!"

"Shut the fuck up!!!" Franco yells with a huff as he turns his back to the carrier.

[imbackbilly]

imagine being in a relationship.

Suckers.

[ezralva]

Gojo just hates seeing Suguru's face being close and talking amicably to another man that is not himself...

[cannibalindsm]

His stupid ass

[treee-baeee]

Someone’s stealing yo girl

" .. ugh.. fuckin' Ditch.. "

he grumbled underneath his breath. he was jealous..

[paradiiselcst]

@roznrot

ABRA AIMES !! god’s favourite child. Oh how the mighty have fallen and how can you make them fall harder? He moved towards the girl, pressing his hand into the small of her back and leaning close into her ear, “Abra Aimes.. I know you.”

[kaidans-alenko]

Kaidan legit just walks into frame and steals the show, sir my LI is RIGHT there but no, Kaidan wanted attention I guess 😩

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[catspores]

AU stuff is so funny because Benrey is still a dick to Gordon but it's not because of like romance stuff or he's forced into it from code stuff (AU is like... irl events for them) he just fucking hates her

[itzitxou]

Taking care of your spy is not easy but he's trying very hard 🩵🐹❄️

[majunju]

(2/?) sleeping habits

[adooble]

dynamights favorite deku merch

[ravelqueen]

Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of

- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon

- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream

- lady he talked to for half an hour, once

Truly he is the "you know other people" meme