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Personal headcanon that Henry Marchbanks Winter has the biggest, juiciest, most perfectly plush-yet-firm manboobs
#fight me if you dare COWARDS#hairy too#he's in the bear category#there i said it#the secret history#henry winter#tsh#i don't like men except the ones who come with pillows included#i don't care if they're from ikea or flesh bags attached to your chest as long as i can sleep on it
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went 2 pride today
#tim wright#brian thomas#marble hornets#mh brim#hc 4 tim here is gay btw if thats not clear. hes some category of bear 2 me.
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I think I deserve an award for keeping it together on the quiet floor of the library after receiving a text from my mum letting me know that my dad is learning what a gay bear is
#internally howling must settle for wheezing#who's got that always sunny discussion on categories of gay men#I have no context but I'm imaging he's been told he has the bear body type
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I know we were just talking about this, but one of my brothers was just visiting us with his kids, and so I feel the need to reiterate that not only is the toddler nephew who lives near us the cutest in the whole world, but EVERY ONE of my farther-away brother's five little ones is ALSO the cutest in the whole world. Baffling, truly.
#his oldest has sparkles in her eyes and so many ideas#the next down has a laugh that squeezes her eyes ENTIRELY shut and would request 'pway wif me' at very frequent intervals#their first toddler brother is a solid little bear cub of a boy and the next one down is a contemplative little gnome#their toddler cousin who lives nearby is just CHERUBIC. he is so blond and bright-eyed and smiley toward people#and the Smallest Baby is just starting to crawl and obviously she's adorable#AND this isn't even mentioning my ten-year-old niece who also came over to see them!#who is obviously in a different age category but is also a joy and a delight#and constantly striving to win the world's silliest person award
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Completely AGREE with your Shawn Michaels assessment! He ain't anything near a twink!! 😤 Makes me so annoyed hearing that.
others have noted this before but a lot of people outside of the gay community seem to have started using the word "twink" as a synonym for "gay" or "effeminate", which i think is what people really mean when they say that Shawn Michaels was a twink in the 90s
early-mid 90s Heart Break Kid was a hunk
#just because a guy wears earrings doesn't mean he's a twink#1997 shawn michaels looks like a muscle bear compared to an actual twink#also he was actively trying to catch the attention of women which guys in any of these categories typically do not do#ask
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i disagree w a lot of this guys rankings but he described the feeling hoffman gives him as wanting to shave his head and join a monastery and not only is that hilarious but also i think i intrinsically understand
#i think his ranking methodology is flawed bc one of the categories is 0-10 on avoidablity even though a rigged game is a pretty common plot#point especially with amanda and hoffman which i think really thew off the rankings bc just bc a trap is rigged and a death is inevitable#doesn’t mean it wasn’t a good plot point.. like this lead to kerry’s angel which i would put in S just for iconicnes in C bc it was just#designed to kill her…. same thing made him bump down the pendulum from S to A.. also he put the freezing room trap in S for some reason whil#e the reverse bear trap was in C… hello? anyway the video was very funny but i question his judgement.. esp bc he likes spiral 😭
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I know it's a long way from coming, but I'm just so excites I gotta ask😆 Do you think/know if Underline the Silver will have any TRP POV? I remember back in FT canon/AUs you said he's one of those charas you prefer leaving as a non-POV player. I'm wondering if that's true for his human counterpart as well, or we might get switching POVs like in some of the other stories?
Hi anon!
I don't know yet, but I'm leaning towards quite possibly, and it's certainly the only story where we're likely to get a Corbyn Prince POV because he's human, and has human limitations, and a human mind.
That being said, I don't know if I plan on starting with his perspective. And unlike the other stories, and more like Underline the Black, this might be a mixed perspective. I'm really interested in what both characters think about the other, especially because this will be...in many ways very different to the other stories on a lot of levels.
So while it is a ways off, I'm definitely not ruling out a Corbyn POV at this stage!
#asks and answers#underline the rainbow#underline the silver#look it might be ages off but i think about this stuff as well anon you're not alone :D#corbyn prince#the raven prince#with him being an omega and a human#his thoughts will be quite different and i suspect much like human efnisien doesn't bear a huge amount of resemblance to like#fae efnisien#i think it might be similar here#though he may come closer to Spoils tRP but even then#i think he'll be in his own category#hopefully still recognisable - but also the most departed version of all of them
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How are they celebrating this pride month?
going to every single pride event they can fit in their schedule: giggles, nutty
just going to whatever the biggest pride event is: cuddles, toothy, handy, mole, russell
hosting their own event: sniffles, pop, mime, splendid
responding to literally anything and everything with "during PRIDE MONTH? wooow": cuddles, nutty, lifty
sharing "happy pride month!" posts on social media: petunia, flippy, lammy
buying random merch: petunia, disco bear
stealing random merch: lifty, shifty
chilling (while queer): flaky
#anonymous#htf ranks#ranked by category#deepest apologies to petunia but she strikes me as a rainbow capitalism girlie#no apologies to disco bear he's worse about it (affectionate)
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tee hee
#country bear jamboree#country bears#cbj terrence#cbj romeo#terrence is oblivious to the fact romeo is in fact flirting with him#and he's having a category 500 gay panic event :)
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I do really wish we could get some more diversity in body types in this game, so so badly.
#I’ll admit there are some larger characters but idk#they’re by and large like. gobblers. or like characters who are pigs or elephants and such#where they kinda had to make them larger. there’s no choice involved if y’all know what I mean?#like we have a few#ignus I guess and Hargrove and some of the wizard city models#but I’ll admit a frustration when everyone larger is by and large older people you know?#it’s like the thing where women have to be thin unless they’re a larger matronly woman#I see all the time#y’all know?#idk I just want more diversity in general#I take back Hargrove actually he’s a bear that goes with the ‘larger animals’ category#I guess Burdie? we have. Burdie#idk maybe I’m griping about nothing I just. yeah.
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collecting my favourite blonde characters and showcasing them in glass cases like museum specimens. and why yes they are all horrifically repressed why do you ask
#calling anakin blonde might be pushing it but he’s not brunette so.#m#911 fox#<- inspired by me finally catching up on this show#g&g#agent carter#the bear#fast and furious#btvs#spike isn’t in this because he’s a whole other category#sw
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ok. I understand the v*shwood shipping now. relationship btwn two guys for whom hope is a skill.
#uh. vague spoilers. but vash taking that shot because he couldn’t bear to let wolfwood’s efforts go to waste….#to love is to be changed. or whatever. :(#my friends DO know me when they recommend the space western about hope in the desert after you’ve lost your entire world#sw and tr*gun is the same.#not that it’s a competition but if it’s a skill. I think vash is better at hope. But wolfwood obviously wants to live way more#which is interesting.#Two guys who hate themselves & think they’re monsters but in different ways…. To be a monster because#U are not human and to be a monster because you are.#n wolfwood’s thing is he’s constantly trying to make vash more human. In a sense. Or I think he wants to firmly slot him into some category#he can understand…#when wolfwood says u look better laughing when stampede!wolfwood says u have to eat#& when wolfwood tries to get him to walk back on his ideals every single time. <== in part this is also bc/#he wants his monster hood to be justified I think…#if the killing isn’t necessary then he’s just a bad person :( (to himself)#and the way they both change each other. and their final choices. which in the end is what saves [redacted]#bytebun rambles#just completely incoherent. I’m just saying words recreationally.
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I lied! I’m working on Li Shuwen now and I think its funnier if his class is Saber but he doesn’t visibly have a sword in his initial sprite work but even then half his attacks are beating the shit out of his enemies barehanded because all of his saber skills are flashy and for theatre
#Specifically Li Shuwen was trained as a child in the Wu Sheng role of the traditional chinese opera from what i remember#i dont know if he was a Changkao WuhengDuanda Wusheng Goulian Wusheng or Houxi Wusheng in terms of further specifics#wusheng‚ Duanda *#apparently they also sing ! meaning that yes as a child li shuwen probably had vocal training as well#ngl kinda moe of him to be a theatre nerd and former actor and now he beats people to death with his bare hands and his bear hands (Beowulf)#Kiwiki Speaks#granted some sources say he was a Wu Chou role instead but idk man theres so much conflicting info#Wu Chou belong fully to the Chou category of actor and they're comedic actors (literally the 'clown' role in some translations) with#military roles in performances. either way wu chou and wu sheng have an insane sort of demand on physicality due to the fact that they're#simultaneously acting singing and performing physically demanding acrobatics for combat scenes#im going off of translated facts so I could be wrong#translation always iffy
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ayo isn’t smokey a park ranger
I am a 90s baby born and raised in the PNW. Smokey the Bear was my entire personality for two years. He counts in my heart.
And his whole thing is minimizing fire damage and isn’t that what firefighters do? He just gets there a little early!
#answered#anon#not a poll#listen… I used firefighter so loosely for this bracket#especially in the Other Fandoms category#just let the little fire bear have this one#did you see him? he’s just a baby
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Multiple people now have been like ‘are you okay? Are you sick? What’s wrong?’ like very worried today but I thought I was looking, feeling, and acting totally normally and that nothing was wrong??? I’m O_O ‘your eyes are different’ HUH?? ‘You’re gonna be okay’ HUH????? WhATS gonna pass what!!! What’s happening rn? !!
#me: I don’t know and at this point I’m too afraid to ask (myself)#I guess it must actually be something bc I don’t think one of them specifically would be wrong as well as he knows me but damn if I have a#clue. ‘you deal with things by not thinking/repressing them too much’ bro I believe you 100 but I seem to be doing a tremendous job bc if im#distraught about soemthing I’m repressing it so well I don’t even remember what it IS???#like you know if you’re stressed by a huge event for multiple days your body hits a specific physical exhaustion where you know you pushed g#too hard in category (stress/bearing)? and you pass out? I did have that this morning but wtf am I stressed about I????
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Herbivores are high strung beasts, constantly on the lookout for danger. If it thinks you are danger, you are dead.
Predators generally don't think humans are worth interfering with, and don't tend to be aggressive unless they're desperate or protecting their young.
(Though some animals, *cough*bears*cough*, have a really wide defensive radius where they'll feel threatened just by you being near, so don't mess with bears. Most other predators will just see a human and go the other way if they don't have something to protect)
I think people tend to forget that herbivores are incredibly dangers.
#Obligatory: bears are omnivores and so are hippos#Human categories of carnivore and herbivore are kind of flawed and DEEPLY misunderstood by the public#Very few animals eat SOLELY meat or SOLELY plants#Even obligate carnivores like cats will nibble on plants for extra nutrients and of course get plant matter into he stomachs of their prey#And horses and cows will eat mice and birds if they get under their noses#A lot of animals that people consider “herbivores” are actually omnivores#Pleas don't “grass feed” your fucking chickens#Insects are a HUGE part of their diet and will happily eat meat if offered#Seeds and leaves are staples for them but they are also predators#They will chase bugs and mice across the field and then fight each other for who gets to eat it#I don't remember what they caught but one of my old chickens had caught something#and the rest of them chased her in circled while she screamed in victory#They kept trying to steal the food right from her beak#Anyway that got off topic fast
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